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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,038 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,607 Going down the rabbit hole 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:09,043 Where we're going no one knows 4 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,179 Obstacles 'round every bend 5 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:16,245 Let's see where the tunnel ends 6 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,524 Now it's safe. 7 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,592 (LAUGHING) 8 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,960 (SCREAMS) 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,228 (SCREAMS) 10 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,631 (CRASHES) 11 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,534 Rassin' frassin', riggin' rassin'! 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,537 Oh, are you okay? I was so worried. 13 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,272 (KISSES CELL PHONE) 14 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,908 What's the big idea with walking out in front of my car? 15 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:43,811 Couldn't you see I was a-texting? 16 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,279 How careless of me. 17 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:48,215 Hmm, you're just lucky my phone isn't tarnished. 18 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:49,249 Oh, no. 19 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:50,684 No! No! No! 20 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,753 There's a hairline fracture. 21 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,022 Oh! You'll pay for this. 22 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,358 I'm a-gonna sue the pants off you. 23 00:00:57,425 --> 00:01:00,126 Well, first off, I'm not wearing pants, 24 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:03,296 and second... 25 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:04,698 Hot-diggity-dog! 26 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,968 Y'all done me a favor. 27 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:11,171 That guy is a public menace. 28 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,642 Get outta my way! 29 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,645 (RINGS CONTINUOUSLY) 30 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,047 Can I help you? 31 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,648 I want the new phone! I want the new phone! 32 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,483 I want the new phone! 33 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:24,818 I want the new phone! 34 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:29,885 Are you sure you want the new new phone? 35 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,959 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 36 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,228 Oh, you have excellent taste, sir. 37 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,098 First, I have to go through the list of features 38 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,399 and get you to sign some paperwork. 39 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,602 Well, let's hurry it up... 40 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:43,670 Okay, sign here, and also there 41 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,139 and here and initial here. 42 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,908 S, O... No, that's not right. 43 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,576 S, carry the one... 44 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,511 That'll do. Now just a thumb print, 45 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:55,950 belt-buckle print, retina scan. 46 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,719 Great. Okay, let me show you a few of the new features. 47 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,688 We have a self-defense option, 48 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,658 virtual impact simulation, 49 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,927 and of course, it also plays music. 50 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,029 But the most important feature... 51 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:12,199 I know how to use a ding-dang phone! 52 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:15,535 I ain't no idiot! Oh! (GROWLS) 53 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:16,837 I really should call him 54 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,772 to make sure his phone works properly. 55 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,207 Rassin', frassin', riggin'... 56 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,843 -(PHONE MEOWS) -Huh? Lion attack? 57 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,045 This don't sound like a lion attack. 58 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:29,517 Oh, self-defense! Self-defense! Self... Oh! 59 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:34,584 Yeah, that's what a lion attack sounds like. 60 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,724 (PANTING) This phone ain't working right. 61 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,127 I keep getting attacked by lions. 62 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,863 Well, you probably need to set the ringtone to vibrate. 63 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,364 I could do that for you. 64 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,732 Uh, fine. 65 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,535 Make sure it vibrates nice and strong. 66 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,470 I don't wanna miss any calls. 67 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,640 You got it. 68 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,075 Oh, I forgot to ask you. 69 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,011 Did you want the "Acquaintances and Kin" plan? 70 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,379 Barbara prefers the "Gimme and Go" plan. 71 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:03,250 Now, gimme that. 72 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:07,821 And that's why I recommend a 57% increase in threatening people 73 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,290 -while yelling! -(PHONE VIBRATES) 74 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,892 Whoa! (SCREAMING) 75 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,260 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy! Mommy, Daddy, Mommy! 76 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,929 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy! Mommy, Daddy, Mommy! 77 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,264 Mommy, Daddy, Mommy! 78 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,900 (PHONE VIBRATES) 79 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:23,236 (PHONE VIBRATING) 80 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,403 (BEES BUZZING) 81 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,046 I wanna return this phone! 82 00:03:32,113 --> 00:03:34,148 Well, I can take this back, 83 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,784 but everyone will see you using an older model. 84 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,353 If that's what you want. 85 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,723 No! Oh, wait! 86 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:43,791 (GRUNTS) 87 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,192 All right! Fine! 88 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,161 Then fix it so it's perfect. 89 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,797 I don't understand why you're having issues. 90 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,999 That never happens to new technology. 91 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:56,770 But, it looks like your vibration is set too high. 92 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,005 There you go. 93 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,840 If I have to come back here again, 94 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,009 I'll be filling out a complaint 95 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:06,847 and I won't be using a pen. 96 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,750 -(PHONE VIBRATES) -Yikes! 97 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,652 Uh, hello? 98 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,088 What? I won the sweepstakes? 99 00:04:14,155 --> 00:04:15,389 Why, yes, you did, sir. 100 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,859 Now, to pick it up you only need to... 101 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:21,628 (MIMICS STATIC) Important... (MIMICS STATIC) Arrive no later than... (MIMICS STATIC) 102 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,030 Hello? Hello? 103 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,898 Wait, wait. I can't hear you. 104 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,700 Can you hear me? How's this? 105 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,968 -How's that? -(CAT MEOWS) 106 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,236 How about here? 107 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,172 Frissin' frassin' newfangled phone! 108 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:34,776 Don't hang up! Don't hang up! Don't hang up! 109 00:04:34,843 --> 00:04:39,843 Hello? Hello? Hello! Darn it all, we was disconnected. 110 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:43,651 Oh, maybe they'll call back. 111 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:47,789 -(PHONE VIBRATES) -Hello? Yeah, yeah, it's me. I'm the sweepstakes winner. 112 00:04:47,856 --> 00:04:52,856 -(WIND BLOWING LOUDLY) -(ECHOING) Hey! Can ya keep it down? I'm on the phone. 113 00:04:55,196 --> 00:04:59,533 (PHONE VIBRATES AND MEOWS) 114 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,769 (SCREAMS) 115 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,272 I would like a refund. 116 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:09,210 Of course. I'm sorry you're not happy with our product. 117 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:14,014 Oh, dear. Unfortunately, this phone has water damage. 118 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,216 I can't take it back. 119 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:17,284 Why, this phone is in perfect condition. 120 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:21,755 I'll prove it. Ooh! Wait, wait, I got it. Oh! 121 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,024 I'm on the job. Ooh! 122 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,526 Hello? I'd like to phone a friend. 123 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,397 (GROANS) 124 00:05:28,463 --> 00:05:33,463 Huh. Imagine that. I guess the new version still has some bugs in it. (LAUGHS) 125 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,270 -(BELL RINGS) -Next. 126 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:40,640 -(SAM GROANS) -(PUNCH THUDS) 127 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,276 So, let me get this straight. 128 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,745 You don't have enough strength to carry your own food home? 129 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,013 (CHATTERING) 130 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,348 How have you even survived for this long? 131 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:49,917 (CHATTERS) 132 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:53,353 Oh, you get suckers to carry it for you. 133 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,655 Oh, well, I see. 134 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,891 Seriously, Squeaks, you've gotta... What the? 135 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,961 All right! 136 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:02,563 What merry-go-round plastered the forest with all these ridiculous posters? 137 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,831 (MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER)Rock Hardcase, that's who. 138 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:08,198 (DANCE MUSIC THUMPING) 139 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,238 Pump it 140 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:13,274 All right, everyone. Gather around. 141 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,843 The name's Rock Hardcase and I'm here to change your life 142 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,979 with Jock Juice. 143 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,047 (YAWNING) 144 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:23,584 -Hey! -Who, me? 145 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:28,155 Are you having trouble coming out of your shell? 146 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,492 Are you too weak to carry your own food home? 147 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,662 Then you need Rock Hardcase's Jammin' Jock Juice. 148 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:38,432 Give me one week of workouts and a steady diet of my Jammin' Jock Juice, 149 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:42,469 and you'll have the strength to lift an elephant. 150 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:45,005 (GRUNTS) 151 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,175 The sad part is, I can never forget this. 152 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,943 Who wants to try it? 153 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,379 (ALL CLAMORING) 154 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,214 -(SQUEAKS CHATTERS) -Squeaks! 155 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,182 Great! A volunteer! 156 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,352 Look at these skinny arms, this flabby stomach. 157 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,255 Clearly, this rabbit has given up on himself. 158 00:07:01,322 --> 00:07:03,558 You need Jock Juice, my friend. 159 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,459 The only thing I need are carrots. 160 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:09,796 Oh, yeah? Can carrots help you lift this huge elephant? 161 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,099 Ow! 162 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,502 Hey, make it look good. 163 00:07:14,569 --> 00:07:19,569 Oh! Oh! What is happening? Oh, oh, my goodness. 164 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,041 What strength. 165 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,543 Look at that, folks. 166 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,845 Jock Juice just helped this weakling 167 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,180 lift a whole elephant. 168 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:28,249 Who wants some Jock Juice? 169 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:33,254 Pump it up 170 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,456 "Jock Juice contains high fructose corn syrup, 171 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,425 "dextrose, sucrose, lactose intolerance, 172 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,393 "xanthan gum, spearmint gum, bubblegum, 173 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,495 "canola oil, fishing oil and oil oil. 174 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,065 "Jock Juice has not been proven to add any muscle whatsoever. 175 00:07:44,132 --> 00:07:46,434 "So, if you're still reading this label, you've been had." 176 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:51,500 Rock Hardcase? More like Rock Nutcase. 177 00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:53,840 Someone's gotta teach that guy a lesson. 178 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,175 Work it 179 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,744 All right! Now that you've all paid, 180 00:07:56,811 --> 00:08:00,414 what's the first thing you do before you burn? 181 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,284 Slug a can of Jock Juice. 182 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:07,688 Kick it up 183 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,924 All right, everybody, let's go! 184 00:08:09,991 --> 00:08:14,991 One and two and one and two and one and two and one... 185 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:20,301 Hmm. This gives me an idea. 186 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:24,771 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)Destroy the fat, ladies. 187 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,006 (CLEARS THROAT) I said, 188 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:29,042 (HIGHER VOICE)destroy the fat, ladies. 189 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,646 Boy, this is quite some modulator. 190 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:35,116 (ROBOT VOICE) The only logical way to exterminate fat is to... 191 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:39,353 (SCREAMS) (SLOW VOICE) Move fast. Go as fast as you can. 192 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:41,221 (IN SCOTTISH ACCENT)And drink your Jock Juice. 193 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,758 Drink more than one, you wee babies. 194 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:45,860 (FEMALE VOICE) And work your arms and your legs 195 00:08:45,927 --> 00:08:48,496 and especially your kootchie-kootchies. 196 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,798 (AS BARRY WHITE) Make sure to take a break between sets, 197 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:54,201 light some candles, and put on some smooth jazz. 198 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,070 -What the... -(MODULATOR BUZZES) 199 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:59,073 (IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate! 200 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:04,140 (NORMAL VOICE)I'm Rock Hardcase and I'm a fraud. 201 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,081 All right, rabbit. Game on! 202 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:12,619 Yikes! 203 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,821 Just in time, Doc. 204 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,888 Race you to the top. 205 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,466 (PANTING) 206 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:30,533 Keep going, Doc. You almost got me. 207 00:09:30,872 --> 00:09:34,041 You know what your problem is, Rock? You're too wound up. 208 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,409 Whoa! 209 00:09:35,476 --> 00:09:39,646 Sometimes you've just got to let things go. 210 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,383 (GRUNTS) 211 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:47,449 -You'll never catch me, bub! -Oh, yes, I will. 212 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:56,730 (GROWLS) 213 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,567 Aha! Now I... Huh? 214 00:09:59,634 --> 00:10:01,803 Hey, how 'bout a little privacy. 215 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,537 I was taking a shower in there. 216 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:07,541 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to a party. 217 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,110 -(PARTY HORNS BLOWING) -You weren't invited. 218 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,148 -Gotcha! -(SHRIEKS) Get out! 219 00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:16,150 Come on, Squeaks. Let's get out of this jock joint. 220 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,152 ROCK: You! 221 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,253 (SQUEAKS SQUEAKING) 222 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,754 Who's laughing now? 223 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,921 You weaklings! 224 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,827 (GROANS) 225 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:41,475 (IN FEEBLE VOICE) Now, trust me, folks. Jock Juice really does work. 226 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,544 Guess Rock was more like a pebble. 227 00:10:43,611 --> 00:10:45,179 Well, I bought a gym membership. 228 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,148 Yeah, what do we do now? 229 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,285 Now, this is the workout that I prefer. 230 00:10:51,352 --> 00:10:53,320 How're you guys holdin' up over there? 231 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:56,056 Mmm. Mmm. 232 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,592 That's what I call crunches. 233 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,894 -(CRUNCHES) -(SQUEAKS LAUGHS) 234 00:11:00,944 --> 00:11:05,494 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 16774