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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,350 [magical tinkling] 2 00:00:36,074 --> 00:00:40,735 [man] We must begin our story, sad to say, with an empty chair. 3 00:00:41,829 --> 00:00:45,362 If it were not empty, we would not have a story. 4 00:00:45,582 --> 00:00:50,408 But it is, and we do, and it is time to tell it. 5 00:00:57,926 --> 00:01:00,677 [birds twitter] 6 00:01:07,851 --> 00:01:10,638 [whooshing and tinkling] 7 00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:17,146 This is the story of my family, 8 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:20,478 of my seven children, who are all very clever 9 00:01:20,696 --> 00:01:24,444 but all very, very, very naughty. 10 00:01:24,657 --> 00:01:29,533 Aaaaah! Aaaah! Aaaaa-aaaagh...! 11 00:01:29,745 --> 00:01:31,821 This is Nanny Whetstone, 12 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:35,158 the 17th nanny I had hired to look after my children. 13 00:01:35,374 --> 00:01:38,376 - Aaaaagh...! - She was the strictest, the toughest 14 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:42,204 and the most fearless nanny in all the land. 15 00:01:44,174 --> 00:01:47,127 As I went to work that day at the funeral parlour, 16 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:52,929 I was confident in the knowledge that there was nothing, absolutely nothing 17 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:57,137 - that my children could do to upset her. - [shrieking approaches] 18 00:01:57,352 --> 00:01:59,391 They've eaten the baby! 19 00:02:00,438 --> 00:02:01,932 Except that. 20 00:02:16,243 --> 00:02:18,650 - [children] Quick! He's coming! - Hide! 21 00:02:18,871 --> 00:02:20,863 - Quiet! - Stop it! 22 00:02:21,081 --> 00:02:25,493 - Shh! - [urgent whispering] 23 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,330 [child burps] 24 00:02:38,387 --> 00:02:41,174 Children, where's Aggy? 25 00:02:46,436 --> 00:02:49,306 - [baby gurgles happily] - [bells jingle] 26 00:02:53,025 --> 00:02:55,397 [rattle jingles] 27 00:02:56,987 --> 00:02:58,565 - Look at you. - [Aggy gurgles] 28 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:00,856 You're all cabbagey. 29 00:03:01,074 --> 00:03:04,656 Oh...and you're all gravy-y. 30 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:09,577 As was your intention, Nanny Whetstone has resigned from her post. 31 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,621 I shall go to the agency this afternoon and hire a new nanny. 32 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:18,413 You will not drive her away as you have done with her predecessors. 33 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,837 [Aggy gurgles joyfully] 34 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,796 Papa. 35 00:03:23,677 --> 00:03:26,132 Can't catch me out. That showed 'em who's boss. 36 00:03:26,346 --> 00:03:29,262 Aaaagh! Whoa! Ooh! [grunts] 37 00:03:30,516 --> 00:03:33,683 Three days, eight hours and 47 minutes. 38 00:03:33,894 --> 00:03:36,136 So that got rid of her... 39 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:39,225 23 hours and 13 minutes quicker than the last one. 40 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,983 I think the turning point was definitely eating the baby. Well done, Eric. 41 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:47,905 Mr Brown, are you all right? 42 00:03:48,114 --> 00:03:49,988 I'm perfectly all right. 43 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:55,537 Evangeline, could you let Cook know that the new nanny has had to leave 44 00:03:55,747 --> 00:03:58,782 and I'm off to the agency to find a new one? 45 00:04:06,255 --> 00:04:09,375 Good. I'll just... 46 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:22,008 [rattles doorknob] 47 00:04:23,729 --> 00:04:26,563 - Mrs Partridge? - [woman] We're closed. 48 00:04:26,773 --> 00:04:29,098 - There's been a tiny hiccup. - We're not here. 49 00:04:29,317 --> 00:04:31,641 - Please, let me in... - Go away. 50 00:04:31,861 --> 00:04:35,311 Listen, they didn't eat the baby. It was a chicken, actually. 51 00:04:35,531 --> 00:04:39,113 There's no more nannies! You've had your lot. [slams door upstairs] 52 00:04:43,788 --> 00:04:46,457 [hinge creaks] 53 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:52,366 [mysterious woman's voice] The person you need is Nanny McPhee. 54 00:04:52,587 --> 00:04:54,875 Is that you, Mrs Partridge? 55 00:04:55,881 --> 00:05:00,757 The person you need is Nanny McPhee. 56 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:04,669 I need her to start right away. I'm late for a vital tea dance. 57 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:07,593 Nanny McPhee is not on our books. 58 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:11,676 Nanny McPhee is not on anyone's books. 59 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:15,473 Nanny Whetstone's gone. 60 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:19,818 There's a surprise. Hurry it up there. Spuds. 61 00:05:20,027 --> 00:05:25,021 Mr Brown's gone to the agency. I said the children'll be fine with us. 62 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,316 They won't be fine with me. 63 00:05:27,534 --> 00:05:30,819 I won't have them dirty blighters in my kitchen, and that is that! 64 00:05:31,037 --> 00:05:34,737 I have it in writing. In writing! 65 00:05:34,957 --> 00:05:38,207 - [horrendous cacophony] - [children shouting] 66 00:05:38,418 --> 00:05:41,834 - Well, that's the final straw. - Pa! 67 00:05:42,046 --> 00:05:44,122 - There are no more nannies. - Whoa! 68 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:47,673 None. All over, finished. 69 00:05:47,885 --> 00:05:51,170 I've had to cancel my appointment and that will cause trouble. 70 00:05:51,388 --> 00:05:56,382 - I told them not to. It wasn't my idea. - Don't look at me! It's not my fault. 71 00:05:56,601 --> 00:05:59,436 Well, you seem intent on distressing me... 72 00:05:59,645 --> 00:06:02,895 Er...don't do that, darling, please. That's my sore bit. 73 00:06:04,525 --> 00:06:07,690 You seem intent on distressing me, so I'm going to distress you. 74 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:11,816 You are to...to go to bed immediately. 75 00:06:12,031 --> 00:06:14,700 Before supper? 76 00:06:17,285 --> 00:06:19,408 Without supper. 77 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,249 Did he say without supper? 78 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:25,913 Never mind that. 79 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:29,542 There's no more nannies. 80 00:06:29,754 --> 00:06:33,005 Poor him...and poor them. 81 00:06:33,216 --> 00:06:35,588 Poor them, my Aunt Fanny. 82 00:06:35,801 --> 00:06:38,588 They're the worstest, nastiest, horriblest... 83 00:06:38,804 --> 00:06:42,089 It'll be snow in August before this family's straightened out. 84 00:06:42,307 --> 00:06:46,351 "Dear Nanny Whetstone, I'm so very sorry." 85 00:06:46,561 --> 00:06:49,016 - "My children..." - [children shout and fight] 86 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:52,479 [girl] Eric, give it back to her! Give it back now! Stop it! 87 00:06:52,691 --> 00:06:54,233 My children. 88 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:59,820 Eric! Eric, that's my teddy! 89 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:03,281 - Eric, stop doing this! - Give it back! 90 00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:08,447 - Stop fighting! - Oi, you lot! 91 00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:11,533 - Quiet! - [Sebastian hits notes on piano] 92 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:16,375 You're driving your poor father to distraction. Stop it. 93 00:07:17,462 --> 00:07:20,831 Lily, what's this word? 94 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:24,548 Lovingly. "He took her lovingly by the hand." 95 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,338 What's your book about, Evangeline? 96 00:07:26,553 --> 00:07:30,800 It's about the daughter of a nice man who remarries after his wife dies 97 00:07:31,016 --> 00:07:32,807 and the stepmother's horrid to her. 98 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:35,425 Why doesn't the man stop her being horrid? 99 00:07:35,645 --> 00:07:40,389 Fathers all turn bad once their wives die. They don't care any more. 100 00:07:40,608 --> 00:07:43,857 Simon. Yours does. 101 00:07:44,069 --> 00:07:45,812 No, he doesn't. 102 00:07:46,029 --> 00:07:50,987 Does he read to Chrissie or play cricket with us like he used to? 103 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,534 He doesn't even sing Loola-bye to Aggy. We hardly see him. 104 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:59,739 He loves you, Simon. You know that. He's just had a lot on his mind since... 105 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:02,365 Since Mother died. 106 00:08:09,132 --> 00:08:11,705 You used to be as close as anything. 107 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:16,801 Not any more. All he cares about now is getting himself a nice new wife. 108 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:23,310 Well... I don't know if that's true or not, 109 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,927 but it might be nice to have a new mother. 110 00:08:26,147 --> 00:08:29,101 Don't you know anything about the world? 111 00:08:29,316 --> 00:08:32,816 Whoever he marries will be vile and treat us like slaves. 112 00:08:33,028 --> 00:08:36,610 - You don't know that. - Plenty of hard evidence for it. 113 00:08:36,823 --> 00:08:41,817 There isn't one stepmother in there who's even halfway decent. 114 00:08:42,035 --> 00:08:46,744 They're an evil breed. Anyway, who ever likes other people's children? 115 00:08:46,957 --> 00:08:48,747 I like you. 116 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:52,291 Yes, but you're a servant. You're paid to like us. 117 00:08:52,503 --> 00:08:54,542 That doesn't count. 118 00:08:57,883 --> 00:09:01,168 - [guillotine clunks] - I've got my work to be getting on with. 119 00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:04,338 [guillotine squeaks, then drops] 120 00:09:04,555 --> 00:09:06,595 I really am hungry, Evangeline. 121 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:10,721 Could you maybe bring me some secret toast and jam? 122 00:09:10,936 --> 00:09:14,304 All right, forget the jam. Just some secret toast. 123 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,600 [match flares] 124 00:09:19,819 --> 00:09:22,060 [fire crackles] 125 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,197 Shall I plump the cushion on Mrs Brown's chair? 126 00:09:28,409 --> 00:09:31,030 I know you like to plump it yourself sometimes. 127 00:09:31,245 --> 00:09:35,325 Oh, no, that's...that's all right. You plump away, Evangeline. Thank you. 128 00:09:41,921 --> 00:09:46,167 I was wondering if I might make Master Sebastian a piece of toast. 129 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:49,633 Yes, I should think... Er...no, under no circumstances. No. 130 00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:51,718 I could do it secret-like. 131 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:55,512 No, they'll hear him chewing and then we're done for. 132 00:09:56,684 --> 00:09:58,226 No, they get nothing. 133 00:09:58,435 --> 00:10:00,262 Righto, Mr Brown. 134 00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:07,062 [mysterious woman's voice] The person you need is Nanny McPhee. 135 00:10:09,236 --> 00:10:11,027 Nanny McPhee. 136 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:17,073 [sighs] 137 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,286 No supper. 138 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:25,700 Discipline. That's more like it. 139 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,415 [whirring] 140 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,206 [squeaks] 141 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,800 [squeaking echoes] 142 00:10:40,388 --> 00:10:43,139 [mouse squeaks] 143 00:10:44,392 --> 00:10:46,051 [whimpers] 144 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:48,805 [gasps] 145 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:54,396 Now, you listen here, you pustular tykes. 146 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:57,693 You ain't allowed in this kitchen, not now, not ever. 147 00:10:57,903 --> 00:10:59,611 I have it in writing. 148 00:11:00,906 --> 00:11:05,034 Well, dear, the agency has closed its doors. 149 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:08,528 What am I to do? Aunt Adelaide says... 150 00:11:08,746 --> 00:11:10,988 Your children are out of control, Cedric. 151 00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:16,247 And there was that thing she said about their needing a female influence. I... 152 00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:20,088 You know what she's like. She'll stop the allowance 153 00:11:20,298 --> 00:11:25,291 unless I marry again and give them a new mother within the month. 154 00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:30,801 A month. I mean, it's unbearable. But l... I had to... I had to promise. 155 00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:38,433 Remember we talked about what would happen without her money. 156 00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:40,972 The bank will take the house. 157 00:11:41,191 --> 00:11:45,437 There'll be debtors' prison for me, workhouse for the older children. 158 00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:48,855 Goodness only knows what'll happen to little Chrissie. 159 00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:51,196 And as for Aggy... 160 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,733 it's unimaginable. 161 00:11:53,951 --> 00:11:55,778 [squeaking] 162 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,613 [springs boing] 163 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:05,377 Where are you? You mewling half-bakes! 164 00:12:05,587 --> 00:12:08,125 I'm ready for you. And I'm hard! 165 00:12:08,339 --> 00:12:10,296 [boing!] 166 00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:13,544 [children's laughter and shouting echoes] 167 00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:17,927 This is fun! 168 00:12:19,057 --> 00:12:20,432 We got Cook! 169 00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:25,102 [mysterious woman's voice] The person you need is Nanny McPhee. 170 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,182 - [Chrissie] Ju-ump! - [Cook shrieks through gag] 171 00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:31,185 Eric, you're not making another bomb, are you? 172 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,559 [he cackles maniacally] 173 00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:37,028 [echoing] McPhee... 174 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,445 - Whee! - Jump! 175 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,030 - Oh! - Jump! 176 00:12:42,243 --> 00:12:44,117 [yells] 177 00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:49,702 - They're in the kitchen. - No! No! You took them down for toast! 178 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,751 I never did! You sent them to bed with no dinner. 179 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:54,372 - That's what done it! - Don't tell... 180 00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:57,623 - [banging] - [thunderclap] 181 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,082 [electrical crackle] 182 00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:05,679 - I'll, er... - Why don't you...? 183 00:13:05,889 --> 00:13:07,549 - I'll go. - No, I'd better... 184 00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:10,601 - Well, no, I can... - You, erm... I'll... 185 00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:14,641 - I'll be off, then. - Yes, you... I'll just... 186 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:16,480 [electrical crackle] 187 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:20,308 [thunder rumbles] 188 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,330 [door creaks] 189 00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:43,036 [thunderclap] 190 00:13:44,881 --> 00:13:48,795 Good evening, Mr Brown. I am Nanny McPhee. 191 00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:53,552 Oh, you're... Er...of course. 192 00:13:53,763 --> 00:13:56,053 Good heavens. I suppose the agency... 193 00:13:56,266 --> 00:14:00,643 I do not belong to any agency, Mr Brown. I am a government nanny. 194 00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:03,688 A government nanny? How... 195 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,389 .. unusual. 196 00:14:06,608 --> 00:14:08,232 May I come in? 197 00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:11,812 Yes, by all means, do...do come in. 198 00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:16,027 - Hm. - [thunder rumbles] 199 00:14:16,242 --> 00:14:20,405 I understand you have extremely ill-behaved children. 200 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:24,452 No. No, no. No. No... Good grief, what a suggestion. 201 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,872 [china shatters, child roars] 202 00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:29,124 - Playful. - [child] Shut up! 203 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,294 What are your main concerns? 204 00:14:31,505 --> 00:14:32,667 Concerns? 205 00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:35,716 Mm. Do they go to bed when they're told? 206 00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:38,380 Well, no, not, er... No. 207 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:42,638 - Do they get up when they're told? - Er...well, no, not exactly. 208 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:46,465 - Get dressed when they're told? - Now, that's a good question. 209 00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:51,560 - Do they say "please" and "thank you"? - In what context? 210 00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,271 - That will do to be going on with. - [child laughs wickedly] 211 00:14:55,483 --> 00:14:59,351 - Your children need me. - [china shatters] 212 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:03,402 I'll go and make sure everything's in order before I introduce you. 213 00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:06,450 I shall introduce myself. 214 00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:10,075 Please, Mr Brown, go back to your newspaper. 215 00:15:12,957 --> 00:15:16,788 - [tiny bells tinkling] - [clattering and wild yelling] 216 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:25,254 [children squeal and yell] 217 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:31,504 [muffled shouting] 218 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,301 Oh, look. 219 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,182 The door's open and there's nobody there. 220 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,350 [muffled shrieks] 221 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,558 I am here. 222 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:46,183 I am Nanny McPhee. 223 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,072 Oh, did...did somebody speak? 224 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:53,360 - I didn't hear anything. - That's because nobody's there. 225 00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:56,279 - [gasps] - [clanging] 226 00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:59,946 Then listen carefully and try to hear this. 227 00:16:00,164 --> 00:16:03,450 Stop what you are doing, put the kitchen to rights 228 00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,459 and go upstairs to bed. 229 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:09,085 [muffled shouts] 230 00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:13,081 - Did you hear what I said? - I've just had an idea. 231 00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:17,713 Why don't we play here in the kitchen all night long? 232 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,172 Let's, let's! 233 00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:26,557 - Excellent notion. - [Sebastian] Tomatoes! 234 00:16:26,772 --> 00:16:30,436 Jump! Jump, jump! Jump! 235 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:34,433 - [magical wind rushes] - [Chrissie] Jump, jump, jump, jump! 236 00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:37,523 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! 237 00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:40,064 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! 238 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:43,236 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump...jump... 239 00:16:43,452 --> 00:16:46,204 - jump. - [whines] 240 00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:54,671 - [creaking] - [magical wind rushes] 241 00:17:03,803 --> 00:17:05,595 Government nanny? 242 00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:08,640 [crashing thud] 243 00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:10,094 [Chrissie] What's she done? 244 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:14,389 - [Eric] She's done something to us! - They went in the pot! 245 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:16,098 [Chrissie] I can't stop! 246 00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:17,891 [Eric] She banged her stick! 247 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:20,099 [Chrissie] I'm going to be sick! 248 00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:23,318 [yells and squeals] 249 00:17:24,863 --> 00:17:28,362 - [Eric] It must be magic! - [Lily] What's happening? 250 00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:35,324 - [Lily] Please, Simon, let's stop! - We've got to stop! 251 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:38,112 - Let's stop! - Let's stop! 252 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,332 - Well, stop if you want, then! - We can't! 253 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,791 It's her fault! 254 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:47,880 It started when she banged the stick! 255 00:17:48,091 --> 00:17:51,674 - [Chrissie] I can't stop! - [Eric] Slow down! 256 00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:53,720 Simon! 257 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,429 Come on, whoever you are! Let's stop this and go to bed! 258 00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:02,187 - Say "please". - I never say "please". 259 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:03,474 Very well. 260 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:06,060 - Please! - Please! 261 00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:09,061 - Don't touch Aggy! - Wait! 262 00:18:09,276 --> 00:18:10,985 Say it! 263 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:14,398 Actually, Simon, would you, because this baby's gonna blow! 264 00:18:14,614 --> 00:18:18,612 - And Aggy's gonna go in the stockpot! - Put her back, Chrissie! 265 00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:22,318 Oh, for goodness' sake! Please, then! 266 00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:27,993 [Chrissie] Take Aggy off me! 267 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:31,127 Please, Nanny McPhee. 268 00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:34,542 [Tora] Chrissie, don't! 269 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:39,091 - Say it! - [Eric] Take Aggy out! 270 00:18:39,303 --> 00:18:42,007 - [Tora] No, Lily! - Say it! 271 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,929 Simon! 272 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,924 - [Lily] I can't stop myself! - [pots clatter musically] 273 00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:50,550 Please, Nanny McPhee. 274 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,852 [Lily] I'm going to jump! 275 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,440 Too late! 276 00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:06,113 [magical wind rushes] 277 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,823 [tiny bell rings] 278 00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:12,196 Blimey. 279 00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,537 Up to bed, please. 280 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,719 Goodnight, Mrs Blatherwick. Goodnight, Evangeline. 281 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:33,303 [servants] Goodnight, Nanny McPhee. 282 00:19:34,392 --> 00:19:38,638 When Mr Brown said no dinner, I thought they'd be down in a trice. 283 00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:40,514 They've been ever so quiet. 284 00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:44,645 Don't you fret. They don't dare come in this kitchen. 285 00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:47,480 I have it in writing. 286 00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:50,447 [sighs contentedly] 287 00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:53,400 - Be careful, Aggy. - [jingling] 288 00:19:53,617 --> 00:19:58,528 It's Mama's rattle, and it's the only thing we've got of hers. 289 00:19:58,746 --> 00:20:01,118 [Aggy gurgles] 290 00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:04,451 - What on earth are you doing? - Getting ready for bed. 291 00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:08,713 - What she told us to do. - Since when did we do what we're told? 292 00:20:08,922 --> 00:20:11,757 Since we nearly got Cook blown up and Aggy boiled. 293 00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:18,586 May I just remind you of something? We got rid of the last 17 nannies. 294 00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:21,012 We're getting rid of this one too. 295 00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:23,430 [children all shout] 296 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:25,968 Fine! Be brave, then! 297 00:20:26,187 --> 00:20:31,227 Yes, well, I nearly got blown up! And anyway, l... 298 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,484 [magical tinkling] 299 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,107 Hm. 300 00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:00,418 You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee. 301 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:01,831 In what way? 302 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:04,968 We know your name but you don't know ours. 303 00:21:05,179 --> 00:21:07,634 [other children giggle] 304 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,765 Pleased to meet you. I'm Oglington Fartworthy. 305 00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:15,436 - [farty noise] - [giggling] 306 00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:22,352 How do you do? 307 00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:26,567 That's F-A-R-T. 308 00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:30,529 - Fartworthy. - [giggling swells] 309 00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:35,115 Booger McHorsefanny. 310 00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,572 Knickers O'Muffin. 311 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:39,036 Sandra. 312 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,329 Bum. 313 00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:42,749 I'm Bum! 314 00:21:42,962 --> 00:21:44,752 Oh. Bosoms. 315 00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:47,335 [children giggle] 316 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:49,545 Bum. 317 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:54,136 You can't be Bum, Aggy. Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop. 318 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,674 Poop Bum. 319 00:21:55,890 --> 00:21:58,013 You can't be Poop and Bum. 320 00:21:58,225 --> 00:22:01,890 - [children laughing] - [Aggy giggles then stops] 321 00:22:18,659 --> 00:22:20,818 [whispers] Goodnight, Agatha. 322 00:22:28,251 --> 00:22:30,741 Goodnight, Sebastian. 323 00:22:30,961 --> 00:22:33,037 Goodnight, Tora. 324 00:22:33,256 --> 00:22:35,331 Goodnight, Christianna. 325 00:22:36,883 --> 00:22:38,875 Goodnight, Lily. 326 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:41,002 Goodnight, Eric. 327 00:22:44,473 --> 00:22:46,596 Goodnight, Simon. 328 00:22:52,313 --> 00:22:56,774 There is something you should understand about the way I work. 329 00:22:56,984 --> 00:23:01,396 When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. 330 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:07,780 When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. 331 00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:15,117 It's rather sad, really, but there it is. 332 00:23:16,251 --> 00:23:19,168 We will never want you. 333 00:23:20,629 --> 00:23:22,871 Then I will never go. 334 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:30,803 - Goodnight, children. - [magical tinkling] 335 00:23:34,099 --> 00:23:37,634 How did she know our names? No one ever knows our names. 336 00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:39,679 - Magic. - Witchcraft. 337 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:43,763 It doesn't matter. We're getting rid of her tomorrow. 338 00:23:44,859 --> 00:23:48,108 - [owl hoots] - [mutters] 339 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:57,609 - [tinkling wind rushes] - What? Wha... What? What? 340 00:23:57,829 --> 00:23:59,820 I did knock. 341 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,822 Of course. You weren't just creeping up on me. What a suggestion. 342 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:08,087 - The children are all in bed and asleep. - Good. Really? 343 00:24:08,296 --> 00:24:10,039 Hm. 344 00:24:11,257 --> 00:24:14,673 - Good grief. - I shall see myself to my room. 345 00:24:14,885 --> 00:24:16,758 Goodnight, Mr Brown. 346 00:24:21,724 --> 00:24:23,681 No, wait. 347 00:24:24,936 --> 00:24:28,019 What do you... I mean, how... What are your terms? 348 00:24:29,689 --> 00:24:32,855 Your children require five lessons. 349 00:24:33,068 --> 00:24:37,194 Lesson one, to go to bed when they're told, is complete. 350 00:24:37,404 --> 00:24:41,733 As for my terms, I take Sunday afternoons off. 351 00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:45,197 Goodnight. 352 00:24:47,121 --> 00:24:48,450 Interesting. 353 00:24:48,664 --> 00:24:51,913 [magical breeze sighs] 354 00:24:53,877 --> 00:24:56,629 - [birds twitter] - [geese honk] 355 00:24:56,838 --> 00:24:58,961 [buzzing] 356 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:03,502 [grunts and snuffles] 357 00:25:03,718 --> 00:25:05,592 Time to get up. 358 00:25:06,763 --> 00:25:08,921 [grunts] No. 359 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:15,266 Hm. I shall give you half an hour to be up, 360 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:19,013 washed, dressed, teeth cleaned, beds made 361 00:25:19,232 --> 00:25:22,981 and out into the garden for healthful fresh air before breakfast. 362 00:25:23,194 --> 00:25:27,902 Lessons start at nine...sharp. 363 00:25:28,114 --> 00:25:30,072 [magical breeze sighs] 364 00:25:30,283 --> 00:25:34,612 I don't know about you lot, but I want to stay in bed. 365 00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:38,494 Sebastian, run the thermometer under the hot tap. 366 00:25:38,707 --> 00:25:42,372 Chrissie, chalk. Eric, crayons. Lily, pepper. 367 00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:45,669 How do you know she won't do something horrid to us? 368 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,374 I worked it out. 369 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:51,883 She's a trained hypnotist. That's how she made us do those things. 370 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:55,011 Don't look directly at her and she can't hypnotise us. 371 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,502 [knock at door] 372 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:57,968 - Morning, Mr Brown. - Morning. 373 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,969 I'm off to work early. We're busy at the mortuary. 374 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:06,606 Some bout of influenza at Archway is carrying off all the old folks... Ah-ah-ah! 375 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,148 Still, what's bad for them is good for us. [chuckles] 376 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,186 Poor things. 377 00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:15,072 Well, I know. That, too. Of course. 378 00:26:18,242 --> 00:26:21,776 - [door slams] - Odd. She normally says, "Have a nice day," 379 00:26:21,995 --> 00:26:25,114 or "Don't forget your jacket" if it's cold out. 380 00:26:25,331 --> 00:26:28,415 Very odd. Most peculiar. 381 00:26:28,626 --> 00:26:30,285 [magical wind rushes] 382 00:26:30,502 --> 00:26:32,958 Hm. 383 00:26:34,047 --> 00:26:37,664 - I did knock. - Did you? I didn't hear. 384 00:26:37,883 --> 00:26:39,508 I was talking to... 385 00:26:42,137 --> 00:26:44,011 Never mind. 386 00:26:44,222 --> 00:26:47,176 I believe the children will be staying in bed today. 387 00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:50,226 The children? What, all day? Are they ill? What's wrong? 388 00:26:50,436 --> 00:26:53,935 Nothing. I know precisely what to do. Please leave it to me. 389 00:26:54,148 --> 00:26:56,473 You managed them splendidly last night. 390 00:26:56,691 --> 00:26:58,434 If they are under the weather, 391 00:26:58,652 --> 00:27:01,854 give them what they want, ice-cream and jelly and suchlike. 392 00:27:02,071 --> 00:27:05,274 My late wife was very particular. If ever they were ill, 393 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:10,033 she used to wait on them hand and foot... even if they weren't ill at all. 394 00:27:10,244 --> 00:27:14,621 I shall be sure to give them exactly what they need. 395 00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:19,410 Excellent. Excellent. Well, I'll just be off to work, then. 396 00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:30,762 [magical tinkling] 397 00:27:30,971 --> 00:27:32,679 She's coming! 398 00:27:32,889 --> 00:27:35,890 Remember, everyone, don't look in her eyes. 399 00:27:40,396 --> 00:27:41,724 Dear me. 400 00:27:41,939 --> 00:27:46,102 [coughs] We can't get up. We're ill. 401 00:27:46,318 --> 00:27:48,476 Colds in our doses. 402 00:27:48,695 --> 00:27:50,237 And kemperakurk. 403 00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:53,068 We think it bight be the beasles. 404 00:27:53,282 --> 00:27:54,824 Got measig. 405 00:27:55,033 --> 00:27:57,655 Good heavens. 406 00:27:57,869 --> 00:28:01,072 Then there is of course no question of your getting up. 407 00:28:01,289 --> 00:28:06,829 I'm very sorry to have to tell you all that you'll have to stay in bed. 408 00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:12,002 Hm. 409 00:28:12,215 --> 00:28:14,255 - [magical wind rushes] - [creaking] 410 00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:18,334 [crashing thud] 411 00:28:22,057 --> 00:28:25,176 [children giggle] 412 00:28:26,811 --> 00:28:29,349 [giggling dies away] 413 00:28:31,190 --> 00:28:34,226 - Ah. - I don't feel well. 414 00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:39,104 - I think I've got a temperature. - Don't be daft. 415 00:28:41,657 --> 00:28:43,530 Simon, I can't get up. 416 00:28:43,743 --> 00:28:46,826 - You must have looked at her, then. - I did not look. 417 00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:51,699 I was under the covers the whole time, Simon. I can't get up either. 418 00:28:51,916 --> 00:28:54,833 - [Sebastian] I can't get up! - [Eric] I'm stuck like glue! 419 00:28:55,044 --> 00:28:56,668 [Chrissie] I'm stuck, too! 420 00:28:58,589 --> 00:29:02,669 Hypnosis, eh? Bang goes that theory. 421 00:29:06,929 --> 00:29:08,673 Good morning. 422 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:19,857 [both] Morning, Mr B! 423 00:29:20,065 --> 00:29:22,557 - [they laugh uproariously] - Good morning, Mr Jowls, Mr Wheen. 424 00:29:22,776 --> 00:29:26,476 - [both] Thought we'd get you that time. - No, not this time. 425 00:29:26,696 --> 00:29:31,108 - Nice tea dance, Mr B? - Ooh, lovely, I shouldn't wonder. 426 00:29:31,326 --> 00:29:34,658 No. I didn't even get there. Disaster. Children, you know. 427 00:29:34,870 --> 00:29:37,491 - We do know. - We've said it before. 428 00:29:37,706 --> 00:29:41,075 It's not funerals you should be in the business of. 429 00:29:41,292 --> 00:29:43,617 [both] It's christenings. 430 00:29:43,837 --> 00:29:46,623 [they laugh uproariously] 431 00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:56,471 Good morning. Just excuse me a moment, would you? 432 00:29:56,681 --> 00:29:59,005 [woman] Cedric, let me not beat about the bush. 433 00:29:59,224 --> 00:30:00,884 Your children are out of control. 434 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:04,600 You need a wife and your children need a mother. 435 00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:10,435 If you do not remarry by the end of the month, steps will have to be taken. 436 00:30:10,651 --> 00:30:13,651 Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 437 00:30:15,531 --> 00:30:18,317 What's your wife like? 438 00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:23,111 Never mind. Less than a month to go. There's nothing for it. 439 00:30:23,328 --> 00:30:27,456 It'll have to be that woman... the dreadful one. 440 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:33,044 Mr Jowls, do you recollect that...enthusiastic lady? 441 00:30:33,254 --> 00:30:37,880 Mrs Swiftly, was it? Or was it Mrs Thadius something last year? 442 00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:41,045 - Mrs Thadius Quickly? - Oh, don't. 443 00:30:41,261 --> 00:30:46,136 "Oh, Mr Brown, you are a saint. You have a lovely look of kindness about you." 444 00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:51,934 What I wouldn't give for a man like you, Mr Brown, in my hour of need. 445 00:30:53,438 --> 00:30:55,395 - That one? - Yes, that one. 446 00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:58,145 We buried Mr Quickly last autumn. Poor devil. 447 00:30:58,359 --> 00:31:02,024 - He was happy to go. - He was her third. 448 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:06,020 You don't happen to know if... if she ever...ever, erm... 449 00:31:06,241 --> 00:31:08,731 remarried? You know, number four? 450 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:13,114 Mr Brown, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking, are you, Mr Brown? 451 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,112 Good grief, no! No, no. No. No. 452 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:21,413 No. No, no... no. What a thought. No. No. 453 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,001 [both] Ohhh... 454 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,586 - [gloopy bubbling] - [children] What's that? 455 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:30,299 Measle medicine, to be administered once an hour. 456 00:31:30,512 --> 00:31:33,002 Actually, I'm not sure it is measles. 457 00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:36,222 How can it be anything other? 458 00:31:36,434 --> 00:31:39,138 The chalky-white faces, the livid spots, 459 00:31:39,353 --> 00:31:42,852 - the temperatures of 120 degrees. - [sizzle] 460 00:31:43,064 --> 00:31:46,267 I've seen it time and again. Measles. 461 00:31:47,735 --> 00:31:49,811 Definitely. 462 00:31:50,028 --> 00:31:53,279 [thick, gloopy gurgling] 463 00:31:55,992 --> 00:31:57,155 Urgh! 464 00:31:57,368 --> 00:32:01,828 - Open. - [Lily] Simon, don't! 465 00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:04,364 - [sludgy bubbling] - I'm not taking that. 466 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:07,204 Then you will not get any better. 467 00:32:07,419 --> 00:32:09,162 Believe me. 468 00:32:09,379 --> 00:32:11,786 [Chrissie] It's moving! 469 00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:15,623 Open wide. 470 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,420 Wider. 471 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:23,930 [Simon grunts and gags] 472 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:25,304 Urgh! 473 00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:31,849 - [thick, gloopy gulping] - Urgh! 474 00:32:33,399 --> 00:32:35,807 [retches] 475 00:32:36,027 --> 00:32:38,352 [Eric] Simon, spit it out! 476 00:32:38,570 --> 00:32:43,066 You'll have to swallow it sooner or later, so I suggest you get it over with. 477 00:32:44,034 --> 00:32:47,034 - [thick, bubbling gulp] - [gags] 478 00:32:49,205 --> 00:32:52,704 Very good. Who's next? 479 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:55,251 "Took..." 480 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:57,120 "He..." 481 00:32:57,337 --> 00:33:00,254 "He took her lovingly..." 482 00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:05,340 "He took her lovingly by the...the hand." 483 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:10,380 - [magical breeze sighs] - Oh! Nanny McPhee, you startled me. 484 00:33:10,598 --> 00:33:12,057 It was that quiet. 485 00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:16,643 I just got to practising my sounds. Lily's teaching me to read. 486 00:33:16,853 --> 00:33:18,182 That is good. 487 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:22,607 They're all good... underneath it all. 488 00:33:23,943 --> 00:33:28,439 - A favourite of yours? - Don't know. 489 00:33:28,656 --> 00:33:30,731 I haven't finished it yet. 490 00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:35,160 - The stepmother's a bit of a horror, though. - Oh, indeed. 491 00:33:35,370 --> 00:33:37,907 It's a pity stories aren't about real people. 492 00:33:38,122 --> 00:33:42,120 This one seems a farm girl, but I'll bet a pound to a penny 493 00:33:42,334 --> 00:33:46,165 he finds out she's really an educated lady. 494 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:48,704 And then he falls for her. 495 00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,046 You must read it and find out. 496 00:33:51,258 --> 00:33:54,175 He wouldn't love her if she couldn't read. 497 00:33:54,387 --> 00:33:57,589 He'd think her stupid 498 00:33:57,806 --> 00:34:01,886 and worthless and beneath him. 499 00:34:02,101 --> 00:34:03,216 Hm. 500 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:12,816 [tinkling breeze sighs] 501 00:34:18,532 --> 00:34:22,944 Buttered spuds for lunch with boiled beef, apple pie and custard. 502 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,450 Hm. 503 00:34:27,081 --> 00:34:31,375 I think the children will be requiring something a little more... 504 00:34:31,585 --> 00:34:33,494 austere today. 505 00:34:33,712 --> 00:34:35,419 'Orse what? 506 00:34:35,631 --> 00:34:39,544 The children are not quite themselves, Mrs Blatherwick. 507 00:34:39,759 --> 00:34:44,219 God! That means jellies and ice-cream, raspberry cordial and God knows what else. 508 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:47,003 Well, I'd better get cracking, then. 509 00:34:47,223 --> 00:34:49,381 Evangeline! 510 00:34:49,601 --> 00:34:51,843 Where is that lump? 511 00:34:52,061 --> 00:34:55,596 It'll be snow in August before that one's there when you need her. 512 00:34:55,814 --> 00:35:00,690 Calm yourself, Mrs Blatherwick. I'm in charge today. 513 00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:05,279 I understand that you were once in the armed forces. 514 00:35:07,783 --> 00:35:11,911 I was that. Cooked at a training camp in Gloucestershire. 515 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,278 Kept those boys strong, I did. 516 00:35:14,498 --> 00:35:20,120 I'm sure you did. Perhaps a broth of some sort for the children. 517 00:35:20,336 --> 00:35:22,458 You must be an expert. 518 00:35:22,671 --> 00:35:25,542 Best thin potato gruel with peelings in? 519 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:28,330 That always got 'em groaning but kept 'em strong. 520 00:35:28,551 --> 00:35:30,674 Are you well supplied with peelings? 521 00:35:36,141 --> 00:35:38,264 These'll do. Only a day old. 522 00:35:38,476 --> 00:35:41,146 [tinkling breeze blows] 523 00:35:44,607 --> 00:35:48,057 A bit of gristle for flavour. Ever so tasty. 524 00:35:48,277 --> 00:35:49,937 [chuckles] 525 00:35:50,153 --> 00:35:55,064 Get that down you. There's a lot of goodness in a turkey neck. 526 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,441 That'll put the hairs back on your chest. 527 00:35:57,659 --> 00:36:04,029 [inhales deeply] Smell that. That is the smell that forged this empire. 528 00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:08,542 That pong is the pong of conquerors. 529 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:11,919 All right, men. As you were. 530 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:16,508 They actually are starving us. 531 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:20,003 I wonder how long it will take for us all to die. 532 00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:24,845 [cat yowls] 533 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:31,176 [floorboards creak] 534 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:39,022 Quickly... 535 00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:42,653 Quickly, Quickly, Quickly... 536 00:36:42,866 --> 00:36:45,438 Mrs Selma Quickly. 537 00:36:46,619 --> 00:36:48,860 [footsteps approach] 538 00:36:51,498 --> 00:36:54,617 Have you lazy lot been in bed all day? 539 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:56,661 Evangeline. 540 00:36:56,878 --> 00:36:59,084 You've been doing measles, haven't you? 541 00:36:59,296 --> 00:37:01,584 The situation's very simple, Evangeline. 542 00:37:01,799 --> 00:37:05,001 The nanny, who in my opinion is a witch, 543 00:37:05,218 --> 00:37:07,969 made us ill and fed us boiled-down toads. 544 00:37:08,179 --> 00:37:12,093 Nanny McPhee is not a witch, Eric. You're very naughty to say so. 545 00:37:12,308 --> 00:37:14,549 I'm sure she knew what she was doing. 546 00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:18,516 - She must be fully trained. - Yes, but as what? 547 00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:21,303 I'm unbelievably hungry, Evangeline. 548 00:37:21,523 --> 00:37:26,067 Can you please get us something decent to eat? 549 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,603 Did you just say "please"? 550 00:37:28,822 --> 00:37:30,980 [children] Please, please, Evangeline! 551 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:36,283 Well, children, I hear you've been in bed all day 552 00:37:36,495 --> 00:37:38,119 but that you're better now. 553 00:37:38,330 --> 00:37:40,571 It wasn't our fault. 554 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:44,740 I'm sure it wasn't anybody's fault. You can't help it if you're ill. 555 00:37:44,961 --> 00:37:46,788 But you're better now. 556 00:37:47,004 --> 00:37:49,127 - [creaking] - [whooshing] 557 00:37:49,339 --> 00:37:52,838 [crashing thud] 558 00:37:59,557 --> 00:38:00,967 - Papa? - Yes, Chrissie? 559 00:38:01,183 --> 00:38:04,350 Now that we're better, can we get up? 560 00:38:04,561 --> 00:38:07,562 - Erm... - [children] Can we get up, please? 561 00:38:09,732 --> 00:38:12,270 [tinkling breeze blows] 562 00:38:17,155 --> 00:38:19,361 Of course you can. 563 00:38:19,574 --> 00:38:21,234 Read to us. 564 00:38:21,451 --> 00:38:24,784 I, erm... I have my letter-writing to do. I... 565 00:38:26,455 --> 00:38:30,702 I'll read to you tomorrow. Goodnight, my dears. 566 00:38:36,463 --> 00:38:37,495 Evangeline, 567 00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:41,628 please ask Cook to make the children scrambled eggs on toast. 568 00:38:41,844 --> 00:38:44,761 I'm sure they'd like supper now they're feeling better. 569 00:38:44,971 --> 00:38:48,137 I'll do it myself, Nanny McPhee. 570 00:38:52,061 --> 00:38:56,058 - [clears throat gently] - [tinkling breeze sighs] 571 00:38:56,272 --> 00:38:58,312 Didn't she have two bumpy things? 572 00:38:58,524 --> 00:39:00,600 The word is "wart". 573 00:39:00,819 --> 00:39:04,436 Traditionally associated with witches, as it happens. 574 00:39:04,655 --> 00:39:07,027 Well, one of 'em's gone. 575 00:39:15,665 --> 00:39:18,535 - [magical wind rushes] - [gasps] 576 00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:20,743 I did knock. 577 00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:22,953 Of course you did. 578 00:39:23,171 --> 00:39:27,215 Lesson two, to get up when they're told, is complete. 579 00:39:27,425 --> 00:39:29,548 Of course. Very good. Thank you. 580 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,883 Goodnight, Mr Brown. 581 00:39:33,388 --> 00:39:35,925 - Nanny McPhee... - Yes, Mr Brown? 582 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,429 Didn't you used to have two... 583 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,927 w...w...? 584 00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:49,018 Never mind. It's, er... it's my imagination. 585 00:39:52,571 --> 00:39:55,062 [church bell tolls] 586 00:39:58,535 --> 00:40:01,322 There was a telegram, Mr Brown. 587 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:12,083 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 588 00:40:15,549 --> 00:40:17,542 - Ah, Nanny McPhee. - Pa! 589 00:40:17,759 --> 00:40:21,460 Good, good, good. All right, I have an announcement. 590 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,139 Yes... 591 00:40:23,348 --> 00:40:26,432 Your Great-Aunt Adelaide is coming for tea today. 592 00:40:26,642 --> 00:40:28,017 [grizzles] 593 00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:30,978 - No! - Aunt Adelaide is vile and vicious. 594 00:40:31,188 --> 00:40:34,639 She's blind as a bat. And we are convalescing, for heaven's sake! 595 00:40:34,858 --> 00:40:39,318 That's enough. I don't want to hear anything bad about her. She pays the rent. 596 00:40:39,529 --> 00:40:42,980 - She scares me. - She's only coming for tea. 597 00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:45,523 You'll all put your best clothes on 598 00:40:45,742 --> 00:40:48,233 and Nanny McPhee will keep you in order. 599 00:40:48,453 --> 00:40:52,782 I shall do my best, sir, considering that today is Sunday 600 00:40:52,998 --> 00:40:55,121 and I am off duty this afternoon. 601 00:40:55,334 --> 00:40:57,042 - [jingle] - Off duty? 602 00:40:57,252 --> 00:40:59,162 - [rattle jingles] - Mm. 603 00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:01,869 - [rattle jingles] - You're off duty when...? 604 00:41:02,090 --> 00:41:05,044 You can't be off duty. I need you. They need you. 605 00:41:05,259 --> 00:41:07,216 - [jingle] - I shall be leaving at noon. 606 00:41:07,428 --> 00:41:12,966 Thereafter, I'm sure the children will do exactly as they're told. Won't you, children? 607 00:41:14,684 --> 00:41:17,803 Listen to this, dear. Aunt Adelaide says, 608 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,558 "l am coming with the express intention 609 00:41:20,773 --> 00:41:23,773 of easing your financial burden." 610 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:28,111 Maybe she's thought the better of my having to remarry. 611 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,107 Perhaps I won't have to go through with it. 612 00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:33,861 [whinnies] 613 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:38,527 - [coachman] Yah! Yah! - [whinnying] 614 00:41:48,004 --> 00:41:51,373 [Sebastian] I hate my best clothes. They're itchy. 615 00:41:51,591 --> 00:41:53,630 Well, we promised, so that's that. 616 00:41:54,718 --> 00:41:57,922 Tora's right. We should do exactly as we're told. 617 00:41:58,138 --> 00:42:02,266 We've been told to put our best clothes on, haven't we? Right. 618 00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:07,600 Well, I'm going to put my best clothes on...the pig. 619 00:42:07,813 --> 00:42:09,094 Simon, no. 620 00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:12,932 - Yeah, the pig! - Oh, please, don't! 621 00:42:18,573 --> 00:42:20,197 [horses snort] 622 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:23,658 - Aunt Adelaide, welcome back. - Where are you? 623 00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:27,154 - Here I am, Aunt Adelaide. - Oh! Don't crowd me so. 624 00:42:27,372 --> 00:42:31,535 You're looking very peely-wally. Where's my tea? I must have tea. 625 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:33,411 Of course. This way. At once. 626 00:42:35,087 --> 00:42:36,581 I smell damp. 627 00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:40,497 [sniffs] No, no... At least not noticeably. 628 00:42:40,717 --> 00:42:43,254 Damp in the house. Hence your pallid complexion. 629 00:42:43,470 --> 00:42:44,465 Lovely hat. 630 00:42:44,678 --> 00:42:48,511 A gift from the Duchess of Kent. She has taste. 631 00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:51,760 - I've always hated this room. - [chuckles] 632 00:42:51,976 --> 00:42:53,518 - Milk? - Certainly not. 633 00:42:53,729 --> 00:42:56,053 Filthy stuff. Most unhealthy. 634 00:42:56,272 --> 00:42:58,597 - Sugar? - Six, if you please. 635 00:42:58,816 --> 00:43:00,358 Six. 636 00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:05,644 Let me not beat about the bush, Cedric. You have too many children. 637 00:43:05,864 --> 00:43:08,271 - Ah, that. - Don't interrupt. 638 00:43:08,491 --> 00:43:13,781 Your wife, my poor, weak-minded niece, had no sense of proportion. 639 00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:19,120 However, I know where my duties lie. I gave her my word that I would help. 640 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:22,500 As you know, Cedric, my word is my law. 641 00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:25,119 I now propose to help you further. 642 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:30,463 - Oh, thank you, Aunt Adelaide. Thank you. - Don't interrupt. Sit down. 643 00:43:30,677 --> 00:43:33,297 This is my proposal. 644 00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:37,177 I shall relieve you of one of your children... 645 00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:41,267 and give it a home with me at Stitch Manor. 646 00:43:41,478 --> 00:43:43,600 [thunderclap] 647 00:43:43,813 --> 00:43:45,011 [gasps] 648 00:43:46,733 --> 00:43:49,899 It will require sacrifice on my part. I realise that. 649 00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:56,064 But as my sainted father always said, "Duty, Adelaide, always duty." 650 00:43:56,283 --> 00:43:59,865 - You mustn't. I can't possibly... - Thank me enough. I know. 651 00:44:00,077 --> 00:44:03,825 You must feel quite overwhelmed by the benefits of such a plan. 652 00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:05,699 Your fortunate daughter, 653 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,498 for it must be a girl and not one of those other things, 654 00:44:09,711 --> 00:44:13,624 will receive private tuition in literature, history, deportment 655 00:44:13,839 --> 00:44:17,124 and above all, elocution. 656 00:44:17,342 --> 00:44:22,716 If there's one thing I won't stand for, it's loose vowels. 657 00:44:24,182 --> 00:44:28,475 What did Papa say? He must have told her not to even think of it. 658 00:44:28,685 --> 00:44:31,140 He didn't say anything. 659 00:44:32,230 --> 00:44:34,472 [Tora sighs] 660 00:44:34,690 --> 00:44:38,059 Come on. Let's find the others. 661 00:44:38,277 --> 00:44:41,859 I must be frank. There is no question of your taking... 662 00:44:42,072 --> 00:44:47,492 Hush now! I'm used to taking responsibility for other people's mistakes. 663 00:44:47,702 --> 00:44:52,328 Now, where is the bulk of your offspring? 664 00:44:58,753 --> 00:45:02,750 - Ah. Here we are. - [oinks] 665 00:45:05,634 --> 00:45:07,875 - Oh! - Baaagh! 666 00:45:08,094 --> 00:45:11,344 - It was a bee. A big bee. Erm... - Good heavens! 667 00:45:13,474 --> 00:45:15,597 Gone now. Phew. 668 00:45:15,809 --> 00:45:18,975 - Hm. - You're not well, Cedric. 669 00:45:19,188 --> 00:45:22,603 The sooner you find a good wife, the better. 670 00:45:22,816 --> 00:45:26,647 - [brays] - This'll put her off wanting any of you girls. 671 00:45:26,861 --> 00:45:29,778 - [oinks] - Speak up, girl! 672 00:45:29,988 --> 00:45:33,736 Oh! What an unfortunate face. 673 00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:36,951 All those bristles. 674 00:45:37,161 --> 00:45:40,495 It might be very hard to get her decently betrothed. 675 00:45:40,706 --> 00:45:42,782 [oinking] 676 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,455 Do you not have a more comely girl? 677 00:45:45,669 --> 00:45:47,910 [panting] 678 00:45:48,129 --> 00:45:51,130 [clucking] 679 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:54,756 - Erm... perhaps round the front of the house. - Oh! 680 00:45:54,968 --> 00:45:57,091 [pig oinks] 681 00:45:58,471 --> 00:46:01,970 - [brays] - Chrissie, hurry up! 682 00:46:04,393 --> 00:46:06,931 - Tie it, Chrissie. - [braying] 683 00:46:07,146 --> 00:46:10,099 - [shrieks] - [Simon] Eric, stop her! 684 00:46:10,315 --> 00:46:12,272 - Chrissie, stop! She'll see you! - Papa! 685 00:46:12,483 --> 00:46:15,769 Cedric, I had no idea that you had produced such a... 686 00:46:15,987 --> 00:46:19,486 such an unattractive batch of females. 687 00:46:19,698 --> 00:46:23,612 I shall leave directly. Get my hat. 688 00:46:23,827 --> 00:46:26,448 Your hat? So soon? 689 00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:29,579 - Really? No, you can't... I'll get it. - Hewitt! 690 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:33,953 No! 691 00:46:36,713 --> 00:46:38,337 - A-ha! - [gasps] 692 00:46:38,548 --> 00:46:42,497 Oh, yes. You'll do perfectly. 693 00:46:42,718 --> 00:46:47,629 A little timid, perhaps, but we'll soon knock that out of you. 694 00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:51,097 Come on, come on. It can't do any harm to try. 695 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,144 I can't find your... What are you doing? 696 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,678 - This is the chosen one. Get her ready. - Papa, help! 697 00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:01,024 - Chrissie? You're not listen... - Shut up, Cedric, and do as you're told! 698 00:47:01,234 --> 00:47:04,519 Nanny McPhee, we need you. 699 00:47:04,737 --> 00:47:10,360 - Nanny McPhee, please, we need you. - [magical wind rushes] 700 00:47:10,575 --> 00:47:14,573 - Where is my hat? - [donkey braying] 701 00:47:14,787 --> 00:47:16,745 [brays triumphantly] 702 00:47:16,956 --> 00:47:18,367 Hide! 703 00:47:24,254 --> 00:47:26,210 My hat! 704 00:47:26,423 --> 00:47:29,625 - How dare you! - [creaking] 705 00:47:29,842 --> 00:47:34,717 - [crashing thud] - [brays] 706 00:47:36,973 --> 00:47:39,049 [chuckles] 707 00:47:39,267 --> 00:47:43,513 - Oh, my, what a merry game. - Yoo-hoo! 708 00:47:43,729 --> 00:47:46,302 My, my, what a pretty girl you are. 709 00:47:50,527 --> 00:47:53,611 [donkey whistles merry tune] 710 00:47:53,821 --> 00:47:56,358 Oh, this is the girl for me. 711 00:47:57,867 --> 00:47:59,409 Run. 712 00:47:59,618 --> 00:48:02,867 Such poise, such gaiety. 713 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,115 - Ah, there you are, staff. - Yes, madam. 714 00:48:06,332 --> 00:48:10,412 I'm taking this child with me. Get her ready. 715 00:48:10,627 --> 00:48:12,869 [blows smoochy kiss] 716 00:48:17,508 --> 00:48:19,002 Very well, madam. 717 00:48:19,219 --> 00:48:21,590 Sherry time. 718 00:48:21,804 --> 00:48:24,092 [magical breeze sighs] 719 00:48:24,306 --> 00:48:28,350 Do not forget that someone has to go with your great-aunt 720 00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:31,051 and it cannot be the donkey, can it? 721 00:48:36,108 --> 00:48:38,397 [birds caw] 722 00:48:41,363 --> 00:48:44,612 [Tora] Well, I'm the eldest girl. I'll go. 723 00:48:44,823 --> 00:48:49,817 [Lily] No. I've always known I was destined for tragedy. I'll go. 724 00:48:50,037 --> 00:48:51,863 [Aggy] Aggy go. 725 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,662 [Eric] Don't be silly, Aggy. You're not even a whole girl yet. 726 00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:59,953 [Chrissie] No. She wanted me. I'll go. 727 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:02,293 [Sebastian] You can't all go. 728 00:49:13,641 --> 00:49:16,427 Well, I am entirely satisfied. 729 00:49:16,643 --> 00:49:21,185 I will keep my word, Cedric, if you will keep yours. 730 00:49:21,397 --> 00:49:25,061 You must give those children a mother before the month is out. 731 00:49:25,276 --> 00:49:26,686 No. 732 00:49:28,570 --> 00:49:29,815 What? 733 00:49:30,029 --> 00:49:34,323 You cannot order me around. And you certainly can't take any of my children. 734 00:49:34,533 --> 00:49:36,111 - l... - [magical breeze blows] 735 00:49:36,327 --> 00:49:40,075 Your carriage awaits, madam. 736 00:49:40,288 --> 00:49:42,364 Is the chosen one seated? 737 00:49:42,582 --> 00:49:45,701 - lndeed she is. - Good. 738 00:49:45,919 --> 00:49:49,536 - All is prepared. - Which chosen one? What's prepared? 739 00:49:49,755 --> 00:49:52,542 Cedric, in view of this afternoon's happy outcome, 740 00:49:52,758 --> 00:49:56,422 I am willing to overlook that last unattractive outburst. 741 00:49:56,636 --> 00:49:59,092 - Nanny McPhee. - Off we go, Hewitt. 742 00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:02,175 - What have you done? - I have done nothing, sir. 743 00:50:02,391 --> 00:50:04,881 The children have decided amongst themselves. 744 00:50:05,102 --> 00:50:07,260 Decided what? What do you mean? 745 00:50:07,479 --> 00:50:09,518 [Adelaide] There you are, dear. 746 00:50:09,730 --> 00:50:12,933 - Not little Chrissie. - [coachman cracks whip] Yah! 747 00:50:14,068 --> 00:50:15,727 Chrissie! 748 00:50:17,529 --> 00:50:18,988 - [coachman] Yah! - [whinnying] 749 00:50:19,197 --> 00:50:20,608 Chrissie! 750 00:50:21,866 --> 00:50:23,028 Yah! 751 00:50:24,743 --> 00:50:26,154 Chrissie! 752 00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:33,916 Now, then, you'd better tell me your name, little girl. 753 00:50:34,126 --> 00:50:35,835 [bleating] 754 00:50:36,045 --> 00:50:37,753 - [whip cracks] - Yah! 755 00:50:37,963 --> 00:50:41,961 - Christianna! - Don't be shy, my dear. What is your name? 756 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:44,582 - [shrill whinny] - Yah! 757 00:50:46,011 --> 00:50:48,763 Sit up straight and tell me your name. 758 00:50:51,099 --> 00:50:53,175 No! 759 00:50:54,478 --> 00:50:56,435 - Christianna! - Papa! 760 00:50:56,646 --> 00:50:59,433 Papa! Papa! 761 00:51:02,151 --> 00:51:05,068 Oh! [murmurs] 762 00:51:09,011 --> 00:51:10,553 Then...then who...? 763 00:51:14,391 --> 00:51:18,139 Evangeline. My name's Evangeline. 764 00:51:21,439 --> 00:51:22,766 [crashing thud] 765 00:51:22,982 --> 00:51:26,396 - [magical wind blows] - [chuckles] 766 00:51:26,610 --> 00:51:30,607 And what a pretty name it is, too. 767 00:51:33,908 --> 00:51:36,066 Evangeline... 768 00:51:37,786 --> 00:51:39,280 Oh. 769 00:51:43,999 --> 00:51:47,914 - [horse whinnies] - Yah! Yah! 770 00:51:57,803 --> 00:51:59,926 [tinkling breeze blows] 771 00:52:01,849 --> 00:52:04,256 Time for bed. 772 00:52:04,475 --> 00:52:08,307 - Thank you for saving me, Nanny McPhee. - Hm. 773 00:52:10,147 --> 00:52:12,934 Yes. Thank you. 774 00:52:13,150 --> 00:52:15,356 Thank you. 775 00:52:15,568 --> 00:52:17,893 - Thank you. - Thank you. 776 00:52:27,538 --> 00:52:30,491 [magical breeze blows] 777 00:52:34,377 --> 00:52:35,835 Hm. 778 00:52:38,046 --> 00:52:40,833 Papa was going to let her take me. 779 00:52:41,049 --> 00:52:45,877 No, Christianna. Your father would never have allowed it. 780 00:52:53,685 --> 00:52:57,468 - Goodnight, children. - [children] Goodnight, Nanny McPhee. 781 00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:00,436 [magical breeze sighs] 782 00:53:01,942 --> 00:53:04,231 She hasn't got any warts at all now. 783 00:53:04,444 --> 00:53:07,315 Do you think she's using some sort of cream? 784 00:53:08,698 --> 00:53:12,031 [clock chimes] 785 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:32,999 [magical wind rushes] 786 00:53:35,471 --> 00:53:38,970 Thank you, Nanny McPhee. You were a tremendous help. 787 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,463 Not at all. 788 00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:42,760 You will find that lesson three, 789 00:53:42,977 --> 00:53:46,393 to get dressed when they're told, is complete. 790 00:53:46,606 --> 00:53:51,812 Just to get dressed when they're told? They've learned a great deal more than that. 791 00:53:53,444 --> 00:53:55,603 I have five lessons to teach. 792 00:53:55,822 --> 00:54:00,365 What lessons they learn is entirely up to them. Goodnight, Mr Brown. 793 00:54:00,576 --> 00:54:04,490 - Nanny McPhee... - Yes, Mr Brown? 794 00:54:04,705 --> 00:54:09,082 She will be all right, won't she? Evangeline, I mean. 795 00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:13,746 I can't help being concerned. 796 00:54:13,962 --> 00:54:18,007 Aunt Adelaide can be so, erm... Well, you saw. 797 00:54:18,216 --> 00:54:20,707 She will certainly be all right. 798 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:23,464 Good. 799 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:28,636 I suppose she volunteered to go, did she? Couldn't wait to be shot of us, I imagine. 800 00:54:28,851 --> 00:54:30,677 Not quite. 801 00:54:30,894 --> 00:54:32,436 It was Simon's idea. 802 00:54:32,646 --> 00:54:35,136 He knew Evangeline might like to educate herself 803 00:54:35,357 --> 00:54:38,523 and that her going would save Christianna. 804 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:40,526 He's a very clever boy. 805 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:46,322 Good heavens. Simon, eh? Well, good for him. Quick...quick thinking. 806 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,821 Goodnight, Mr Brown. 807 00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,489 [sighs deeply] 808 00:55:03,213 --> 00:55:05,787 So that's it, then. 809 00:55:06,008 --> 00:55:08,961 I shall have to marry...Quickly. 810 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:46,327 [magical breeze zings and whooshes] 811 00:55:49,004 --> 00:55:51,838 [Sebastian laughs] 812 00:56:00,096 --> 00:56:01,555 [clears throat] 813 00:56:01,764 --> 00:56:05,098 Children, your father has asked me to tell you 814 00:56:05,309 --> 00:56:09,176 there's a Mrs Quickly coming for tea tomorrow. 815 00:56:10,272 --> 00:56:14,185 - Nanny McPhee? - Yes, sweetheart? 816 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:18,777 Can you stop Papa from marrying a horrible stepmother? 817 00:56:20,906 --> 00:56:22,614 I'm afraid not. 818 00:56:22,824 --> 00:56:28,162 - Even if you wanted to? - Even if I wanted to. 819 00:56:28,370 --> 00:56:33,246 I cannot interfere with affairs of the heart. 820 00:56:40,756 --> 00:56:43,212 Perhaps Simon could talk to him about it. 821 00:56:43,426 --> 00:56:45,632 He won't listen. 822 00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:51,008 [seagull cries] 823 00:56:57,229 --> 00:56:59,471 You have a visitor, Mr Brown. 824 00:56:59,690 --> 00:57:03,272 An especially eager visitor, Mr Brown. 825 00:57:12,743 --> 00:57:16,193 Quickly by name... 826 00:57:16,413 --> 00:57:17,527 Oh! 827 00:57:17,747 --> 00:57:19,904 Simon, my boy. 828 00:57:20,124 --> 00:57:22,366 Well, come in. 829 00:57:22,584 --> 00:57:24,541 Come on, I won't bite. 830 00:57:27,589 --> 00:57:31,632 - Father, we want to ask you something. - Well, of course. 831 00:57:31,843 --> 00:57:33,882 Of course. Anything at all. Ask away. 832 00:57:34,094 --> 00:57:36,798 Who is Mrs Quickly? 833 00:57:38,348 --> 00:57:42,180 [chuckles feebly] Good heavens, such a face. She's, er... 834 00:57:42,393 --> 00:57:45,145 She's...she's a friend. She's...a friend. 835 00:57:45,354 --> 00:57:47,263 Just a friend? 836 00:57:47,481 --> 00:57:50,850 Well, my boy, it's not exactly any of your business, is it? 837 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:53,309 It is if she's to be our new mother. 838 00:57:53,527 --> 00:57:55,319 Who said anything about that? 839 00:57:55,530 --> 00:57:58,447 It is true? You are going to marry her? 840 00:58:00,117 --> 00:58:01,860 You go too far, Simon. 841 00:58:02,077 --> 00:58:04,567 - You must not question... - I didn't. 842 00:58:04,788 --> 00:58:06,495 - Don't contradict me! - I'm not! 843 00:58:06,706 --> 00:58:09,623 You do not understand the adult world. 844 00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:12,787 You know, there are certain things that... 845 00:58:13,003 --> 00:58:15,707 certain things... 846 00:58:15,922 --> 00:58:18,294 You will leave me this instant. Go home! 847 00:58:21,052 --> 00:58:23,090 You never listen! 848 00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:26,924 [door slams] 849 00:58:52,579 --> 00:58:54,571 Nanny McPhee? 850 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:59,581 Nanny McPhee? 851 00:59:05,506 --> 00:59:08,341 [creaking] 852 00:59:13,763 --> 00:59:16,337 [crystalline tinkling] 853 00:59:28,026 --> 00:59:30,315 [floorboard creaks] 854 01:00:02,014 --> 01:00:03,923 [crashing thud] 855 01:00:04,141 --> 01:00:06,512 Hello, Simon. 856 01:00:06,727 --> 01:00:08,304 Can I help you? 857 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,642 I did knock. 858 01:00:10,855 --> 01:00:14,058 I know. I heard you. 859 01:00:17,652 --> 01:00:20,060 May I be of assistance? 860 01:00:21,197 --> 01:00:23,569 Er... 861 01:00:23,783 --> 01:00:26,985 We need you to, erm... 862 01:00:27,202 --> 01:00:29,610 I mean...you saved Chrissie. 863 01:00:30,705 --> 01:00:32,532 And so... 864 01:00:32,749 --> 01:00:35,619 You're on our side, is what I mean. 865 01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:37,792 Aren't you? 866 01:00:38,003 --> 01:00:42,712 You saved Chrissie, and I do not take sides. 867 01:00:44,592 --> 01:00:50,796 I...we... need you to help us get rid of this woman, Mrs Quickly. 868 01:00:51,015 --> 01:00:56,554 It will not surprise you to hear that I cannot agree to that, Simon. 869 01:00:56,770 --> 01:01:00,684 Then let us do whatever we have to do to get rid of her. 870 01:01:00,898 --> 01:01:04,729 Are you prepared to accept the consequences? 871 01:01:04,944 --> 01:01:06,319 Yes. 872 01:01:06,528 --> 01:01:10,477 - You promise? - Yes. Yes, absolutely, I promise. 873 01:01:12,325 --> 01:01:13,736 Hm. 874 01:01:13,951 --> 01:01:19,953 Then I will, as you put it, let you do whatever you have to do. 875 01:01:20,164 --> 01:01:21,956 Thank you. 876 01:01:23,751 --> 01:01:26,242 Thank you. 877 01:01:26,545 --> 01:01:28,538 - [honking] - [screeches] Aaah! 878 01:01:28,756 --> 01:01:33,168 Look at them! Will you just look at them? 879 01:01:33,384 --> 01:01:35,176 Aw! 880 01:01:35,386 --> 01:01:39,550 The little, small things. 881 01:01:40,724 --> 01:01:43,132 Children, this is, er... Mrs Quickly. 882 01:01:43,352 --> 01:01:45,344 Oh, you mustn't be so formal. 883 01:01:45,562 --> 01:01:50,022 You must call me Auntie Selma. 884 01:01:50,232 --> 01:01:53,981 Oh, dear me, one does work up such a thirst in this heat. 885 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,728 Oh. Tea, of course. Do go through. I'll... 886 01:01:57,948 --> 01:02:01,991 And leave these dear creatures? How can you ask it of me? 887 01:02:04,036 --> 01:02:07,405 - Oh, the heart of the house. - Yes, yes. 888 01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:09,864 - The old bachelor's den. - Mm. 889 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:13,286 - Well, l... - lsn't it enchanting? 890 01:02:13,503 --> 01:02:15,791 Ooh! Have you read all those books? 891 01:02:16,004 --> 01:02:18,044 - Well, l, er... - Clever. 892 01:02:18,257 --> 01:02:22,468 - Take my chair. It's more comfortable. - Thank you. Ooh! 893 01:02:22,678 --> 01:02:25,464 Well, what have we here? 894 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:30,471 I see there is already provision for a lady. How thoughtful you are. 895 01:02:30,684 --> 01:02:32,723 What a gentleman. 896 01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:38,643 Wait! Er...just let me make it, er...comfy for you. 897 01:02:38,858 --> 01:02:40,436 Too, too precious. 898 01:02:40,651 --> 01:02:44,399 Here in the centre of the male dominion, 899 01:02:44,613 --> 01:02:47,982 - [boing!] - ..an oasis of feminine charm and elegance. 900 01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:52,576 There, just as I thought. It's dusty. It just needs a good old thump. 901 01:02:52,787 --> 01:02:55,871 There. All thumped and ready to go. 902 01:02:56,081 --> 01:03:00,410 There you go again. Nothing is too much trouble for you. 903 01:03:01,628 --> 01:03:06,419 I observed that very characteristic on the sad day we buried Mr Quickly. 904 01:03:06,632 --> 01:03:10,083 Even in my demented grief, I said to my friend Letitia Carter... 905 01:03:10,302 --> 01:03:14,845 Remember her? A pinker complexion than my own. She takes too much sun. 906 01:03:15,056 --> 01:03:19,053 I said, "Kindness seems to be second nature to him." 907 01:03:19,268 --> 01:03:21,260 "He is a perfect gentleman." 908 01:03:21,479 --> 01:03:25,475 "There's something so masculine and yet retiring in his manner..." 909 01:03:25,690 --> 01:03:27,517 [squeals] Mr Brown! 910 01:03:27,734 --> 01:03:30,817 [she giggles] 911 01:03:33,030 --> 01:03:35,069 - Urgh. - Un moment, I pray you. 912 01:03:35,281 --> 01:03:37,239 I don't know what came over me. 913 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:41,697 I do. I understand. I never took you for such. 914 01:03:41,912 --> 01:03:46,704 But now I see it. Passion is clearly your nature, too. 915 01:03:46,917 --> 01:03:52,041 I feel it. Who would have thought we were such kindred spirits? 916 01:03:52,254 --> 01:03:57,415 Passion is my life. In fact, Mr Brown, what is life without it? 917 01:03:57,635 --> 01:04:02,212 - Er... - A grey wheel of habit, spinning idly on. 918 01:04:04,016 --> 01:04:07,265 - Mmm! - [giggles] 919 01:04:07,476 --> 01:04:10,228 [Mrs Quickly] Mmm! 920 01:04:10,437 --> 01:04:14,849 - This is no time for food, Mrs Quickly... - Selma. 921 01:04:15,067 --> 01:04:17,853 I couldn't possibly swallow it under the circumstances. 922 01:04:18,069 --> 01:04:20,476 You are tempestuous, Mr Brown. 923 01:04:21,697 --> 01:04:24,900 - Tea? - Yes, tea. 924 01:04:25,116 --> 01:04:28,817 We must blanket the raw impulse with that reliable beverage. 925 01:04:29,037 --> 01:04:30,946 [croaks] 926 01:04:32,206 --> 01:04:36,832 That's a nice bit of porcelain. Is that Spode? I like a bit of Spode. Tasteful. 927 01:04:37,043 --> 01:04:40,661 Anyway, so essential for upholding the normal... 928 01:04:40,881 --> 01:04:44,295 - You don't want that. - How right you are. 929 01:04:44,509 --> 01:04:47,177 You see into my inmost self. 930 01:04:47,386 --> 01:04:52,178 What is tea when we can drink from the nectar of our emotions? 931 01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:54,217 Let the common herd drink tea. 932 01:04:54,434 --> 01:04:58,182 Our souls need a more divine libation! 933 01:04:58,896 --> 01:05:01,054 - [wibbling] - Whoa...whoo-ow! 934 01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:05,977 Oh! You mad fool! I say. 935 01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:09,029 No, no, not here amongst the cutlery. 936 01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,526 - I say! [giggles] - [rattling] 937 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:16,573 I must go before my reputation is in tatters on this rug. 938 01:05:16,787 --> 01:05:18,993 Lovely rug. Is it Chinese silk? 939 01:05:19,205 --> 01:05:21,778 Must escape before all is lost. 940 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,327 Wait! 941 01:05:23,543 --> 01:05:28,003 Heavens to Betsy! You are inflamed! 942 01:05:28,213 --> 01:05:32,874 How does a lonely widow best you? What defences does she have? 943 01:05:34,635 --> 01:05:37,552 All it takes is one question, Cedric, and I'm yours. 944 01:05:37,763 --> 01:05:43,053 - Ask me or you'll lose me forever. - Oh, no... Absolutely. 945 01:05:43,268 --> 01:05:45,841 [Mrs Quickly] Say it. Say it. 946 01:05:46,061 --> 01:05:49,894 - Say it. Say it. - No! 947 01:05:50,608 --> 01:05:55,103 Oh! No! This is too much, sir! 948 01:05:56,488 --> 01:05:58,610 You are a cad! 949 01:06:00,491 --> 01:06:03,740 A bounder and a cad! [sobs] 950 01:06:04,537 --> 01:06:07,370 - [children giggle] - Yeah! 951 01:06:07,581 --> 01:06:09,454 [Simon] Papa's coming. 952 01:06:21,134 --> 01:06:23,969 She's gone. 953 01:06:24,178 --> 01:06:28,638 The only person in the whole world who stands between all of us 954 01:06:28,849 --> 01:06:31,517 and total ruin... 955 01:06:31,727 --> 01:06:34,596 and she's gone. 956 01:06:36,147 --> 01:06:38,269 What's ruin? 957 01:06:39,774 --> 01:06:44,401 There's no time to mince words. I can't support my own family. 958 01:06:44,612 --> 01:06:48,195 I never have been able to. There are so many of you. 959 01:06:49,534 --> 01:06:51,573 But you're all so delicious. 960 01:06:51,785 --> 01:06:55,200 When Aggy came along and your mother was so ill, I said, 961 01:06:55,414 --> 01:06:59,743 "We may have to stop now, dear," and she said... 962 01:06:59,959 --> 01:07:02,449 She said, "l know." 963 01:07:10,093 --> 01:07:13,212 The fact of the matter is, your Great-Aunt Adelaide 964 01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:17,343 has been supporting us for years with a monthly allowance. 965 01:07:17,558 --> 01:07:19,965 A little while ago, she told me 966 01:07:20,184 --> 01:07:23,351 that I had to remarry or the allowance would stop. 967 01:07:23,563 --> 01:07:26,563 This woman today was my last chance. 968 01:07:26,773 --> 01:07:28,896 Our last chance. 969 01:07:29,110 --> 01:07:30,852 Ours? 970 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,985 When the money stops, the house will be taken. 971 01:07:36,198 --> 01:07:39,614 Some of you will perhaps be put into the workhouse. 972 01:07:39,827 --> 01:07:44,369 Some will be put into the care... into the care of others. 973 01:07:45,457 --> 01:07:49,288 I don't know how many of you will be allowed to stay together. 974 01:07:56,174 --> 01:07:58,213 I'm sorry to have failed you, children. 975 01:08:02,263 --> 01:08:04,836 You deserve so much better. 976 01:08:09,811 --> 01:08:13,856 - Do something. - What would you suggest? 977 01:08:14,065 --> 01:08:18,976 Change what happened. Bang your stick. Make it undo itself. 978 01:08:19,194 --> 01:08:21,401 I cannot. These were your actions. 979 01:08:21,613 --> 01:08:25,278 Simon promised that you would accept the consequences. 980 01:08:25,491 --> 01:08:28,942 What shall we do? Help us. Tell us what to do. 981 01:08:29,161 --> 01:08:33,740 - You must undo it for yourselves. - How? How? 982 01:08:33,957 --> 01:08:36,282 Think. 983 01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:39,335 You are very clever, children. 984 01:08:39,546 --> 01:08:41,123 Think. 985 01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:44,580 [women cackle with laughter] 986 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:49,508 - So, 'e was keen? - Oh, Letty, he was in a maddened condition. 987 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,887 He couldn't keep his hands off me. But I held firm. 988 01:08:53,099 --> 01:08:57,926 I said, "Shedric..." I mean, "Cedric, I have my reputation to uphold." 989 01:08:58,145 --> 01:09:01,062 "It's marriage or nothing. What do you take me for?" 990 01:09:01,272 --> 01:09:02,553 - [knocking] - "Some common...?" 991 01:09:02,774 --> 01:09:05,395 - Tart? - Not for me. I'm bloated. 992 01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,981 - No. "Some common tart." You said... - [knocking] 993 01:09:08,196 --> 01:09:10,982 - Who's that knocking? - [lamb bleats] 994 01:09:11,198 --> 01:09:13,237 - It might be him. - Ooh! 995 01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:18,402 If you've come to fumble with my fastenings... Oh. 996 01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:19,783 [rattle jingles] 997 01:09:19,997 --> 01:09:24,124 Mrs Quickly, we're very sorry about the tea you had with our father. 998 01:09:24,334 --> 01:09:27,998 Typical of a man, sending his little ones to do the dirty work. 999 01:09:28,213 --> 01:09:30,750 No. He doesn't know we're... 1000 01:09:30,964 --> 01:09:33,456 I mean, he very much wants to marry you. 1001 01:09:33,675 --> 01:09:37,720 I know what he wanted. No wonder there's so many of you (!) 1002 01:09:37,929 --> 01:09:42,425 Wait. Father wasn't being rude. No one on earth could be less rude. 1003 01:09:42,641 --> 01:09:45,891 He was protecting you from the naughty things we were doing. 1004 01:09:46,103 --> 01:09:49,222 - The toad in the teapot. - And the wormy sandwiches. 1005 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:52,890 That was my idea! I mean, my fault. 1006 01:09:53,109 --> 01:09:56,110 I have no idea to what you can be referring. 1007 01:09:56,320 --> 01:10:00,448 Don't try to make excuses for him. He's a flounder and a gad. 1008 01:10:00,657 --> 01:10:04,156 He's not. He's a good man. He was just trying to save us. 1009 01:10:04,369 --> 01:10:09,196 If he doesn't marry, all the money will go. We'll be thrown out onto the streets. 1010 01:10:09,415 --> 01:10:13,281 - Money? What money? - Our Great-Aunt Adelaide's money. 1011 01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:15,992 Lady Adelaide Stitch. 1012 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,917 Lady? Ooh! 1013 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,172 - Mr Brown. - Mrs Quickly. 1014 01:10:22,384 --> 01:10:25,634 - Your children have explained it all. - Explained? 1015 01:10:25,845 --> 01:10:29,795 That their tricks during tea was a result of their motherless condition, 1016 01:10:30,016 --> 01:10:32,636 that they need a woman's presence to calm them, 1017 01:10:32,852 --> 01:10:35,603 and that you could benefit from that presence, 1018 01:10:35,813 --> 01:10:37,971 pathetic and lonely as you are. 1019 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:44,227 And all it takes is one little question, Cedric. [clears throat] 1020 01:10:46,697 --> 01:10:49,863 Oh. Oh, y... er...yes, of course. 1021 01:10:50,075 --> 01:10:52,446 Erm...just give me...Yes. 1022 01:10:53,828 --> 01:10:55,737 - Mrs Quickly... - [whispers] Selma. 1023 01:10:55,955 --> 01:10:57,829 Yes, I mean Selma. 1024 01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:02,203 Would you do me the honour of becoming my... 1025 01:11:04,837 --> 01:11:07,708 - ..of becoming my... - Wife. 1026 01:11:07,923 --> 01:11:13,214 - Exactly. Wife. That's the word. - Yes. Oh, yes, Cedric. 1027 01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:16,972 Mmm... mwa! 1028 01:11:18,849 --> 01:11:21,636 Off you go now, dears. 1029 01:11:21,852 --> 01:11:26,763 Let Daddy have a little moment to himself with your new mummy. 1030 01:11:30,777 --> 01:11:36,363 (Nanny McPhee) A bit big for this nightie, aren't you, sweetheart? We'll have a new one made. 1031 01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:48,246 I'm sorry. 1032 01:11:50,586 --> 01:11:54,084 I should have told you. I can see that now. 1033 01:11:54,298 --> 01:11:58,164 If I'd discussed it with you before, we wouldn't be in this mess. 1034 01:11:59,802 --> 01:12:02,755 No, it was our fault. 1035 01:12:05,223 --> 01:12:09,090 We should have known you had a good reason for getting married. 1036 01:12:09,310 --> 01:12:15,644 At least this way, we'll all be together. That's what matters most, isn't it? Hm? 1037 01:12:15,858 --> 01:12:19,227 I promise I'll never hide anything that affects us from you again. 1038 01:12:19,444 --> 01:12:22,528 I see you're more than capable of understanding it. 1039 01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:26,990 - Papa? - Yes, my boy? 1040 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:31,447 Do you think Mama still thinks about us where she is? 1041 01:12:34,248 --> 01:12:36,490 I'm sure she does. 1042 01:12:38,377 --> 01:12:40,499 I know she does. 1043 01:12:46,092 --> 01:12:50,137 Now, Chrissie, why don't you choose us a story? 1044 01:12:52,222 --> 01:12:54,795 [woman] �� Tiptoe by 1045 01:12:55,016 --> 01:12:58,551 - �� Where my babies lie... - Lesson four is complete. 1046 01:12:58,769 --> 01:13:02,220 �� In your tiny silver shoon... 1047 01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:04,847 Lesson four? 1048 01:13:06,234 --> 01:13:08,772 To listen. 1049 01:13:11,781 --> 01:13:13,405 Well done. 1050 01:13:13,616 --> 01:13:19,155 �� Will you watch over, please 1051 01:13:19,370 --> 01:13:22,574 �� My wee ones 1052 01:13:22,790 --> 01:13:26,206 �� My lambkins 1053 01:13:26,419 --> 01:13:32,373 �� My sweet chick-a-chickadees 1054 01:13:33,341 --> 01:13:39,259 �� Loola-bye, oh, loola-bye 1055 01:13:40,347 --> 01:13:52,980 �� In your tiny silver shoon �� 1056 01:13:54,568 --> 01:13:57,603 - [church bells ring] - [lamb bleats] 1057 01:13:57,821 --> 01:14:00,821 [Mrs Quickly] The big day. I do love my weddings. 1058 01:14:01,032 --> 01:14:03,605 Mr Brown. What's he really like? 1059 01:14:03,826 --> 01:14:06,531 No idea. Keen as mustard to tie the knot, though. 1060 01:14:06,745 --> 01:14:10,493 Had to sort this out quick. Only got the sheep dipped yesterday. 1061 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:14,538 But he's easily controlled, unlike his nasty little brood. 1062 01:14:14,752 --> 01:14:17,243 However will you manage them, Selma? 1063 01:14:17,462 --> 01:14:20,379 I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Never you mind. 1064 01:14:20,591 --> 01:14:23,544 I started off by giving them a good clean-up. 1065 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,001 Oh, don't they look lovely? 1066 01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:30,716 Sebastian, your top button is undone. 1067 01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:35,262 Lily, you have a little hair caught in your crook. Eric, help her, please. 1068 01:14:35,478 --> 01:14:38,313 Your father will be down in a moment. 1069 01:14:38,523 --> 01:14:43,184 Now, that is an improvement. Letty, go and keep a lookout. 1070 01:14:44,153 --> 01:14:46,359 I say, whatever your name is, 1071 01:14:46,571 --> 01:14:49,690 give me a second on my own with the little darlings? 1072 01:14:54,703 --> 01:14:59,531 Now, my dears, there's going to be some changes made round here. 1073 01:15:01,209 --> 01:15:03,534 I'm in charge of this household now 1074 01:15:03,752 --> 01:15:08,249 and while I'm in charge, you children will behave. 1075 01:15:08,465 --> 01:15:12,213 Do you hear? Behave. 1076 01:15:12,427 --> 01:15:16,803 - [Aggy jingles rattle] - Behave. 1077 01:15:19,141 --> 01:15:24,265 And we're not having any of that nasty noise all the way through my nice wedding. 1078 01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:29,389 - [grizzles uncertainly, then sobs] - Shut her up. 1079 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,020 Naughty. 1080 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,525 It's our mother's rattle. Give it back. 1081 01:15:35,739 --> 01:15:37,897 I'm your mother now. 1082 01:15:43,538 --> 01:15:45,613 Time to adapt. 1083 01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:50,868 - [magical breeze sighs] - Hm. 1084 01:15:51,086 --> 01:15:52,828 [footsteps] 1085 01:15:54,964 --> 01:15:57,040 - Papa, Mrs Quickly... - Sh! 1086 01:15:57,257 --> 01:15:59,415 Yoo-hoo, Cedric. 1087 01:15:59,634 --> 01:16:03,168 I realise the bride and groom shouldn't meet until the ceremony, 1088 01:16:03,388 --> 01:16:06,257 - but you and I are old hands at this. - [hoofbeats] 1089 01:16:06,474 --> 01:16:10,601 - [horse whinnies] - She's here! Lady Stitch! 1090 01:16:10,811 --> 01:16:12,471 Selma, there's footmen. 1091 01:16:14,481 --> 01:16:18,146 - [Cook sputters] Oi, make way! - [Letty squeaks] 1092 01:16:21,821 --> 01:16:23,279 Where's the woman? 1093 01:16:23,489 --> 01:16:26,904 - Aunt Adelaide... - Shut up! Where's the woman, Cedric? 1094 01:16:27,117 --> 01:16:31,659 May I present my...fiancee, Selma Quickly. Selma, this is Lady Stitch. 1095 01:16:31,870 --> 01:16:35,738 Your Ladyness. Welcome, if I may be so bold, 1096 01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:38,530 to our humble, nay, lowly festivities. 1097 01:16:38,752 --> 01:16:41,954 You shower glory upon us from above. 1098 01:16:42,171 --> 01:16:46,003 The very air about you shines with... 1099 01:16:46,217 --> 01:16:50,380 with...with aboveness. 1100 01:16:50,595 --> 01:16:54,759 A gracious welcome, I must say. Rise, my dear. 1101 01:16:54,974 --> 01:16:57,761 Here are the children in their, erm...shepherdess outfits. 1102 01:16:57,977 --> 01:17:02,140 Well, that's the girls. The boys... I'm not sure what they are. 1103 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:04,395 But, erm...anyway, you can see. 1104 01:17:04,607 --> 01:17:06,766 Oh, keep up, will you? 1105 01:17:26,043 --> 01:17:28,035 [whispers] Who's that? 1106 01:17:28,253 --> 01:17:32,333 - It's a princess. - A fairy princess. 1107 01:17:34,008 --> 01:17:36,759 It's Evangeline. 1108 01:17:39,512 --> 01:17:43,427 Straight back. Remember your vowels. 1109 01:17:44,768 --> 01:17:50,105 May I present my adopted daughter, Miss Evangeline Stitch. 1110 01:17:54,150 --> 01:17:57,768 What are we doing milling about in this dreary vestibule? 1111 01:17:57,987 --> 01:18:00,109 Sherry this instant. 1112 01:18:00,323 --> 01:18:04,818 Might I beg the honour of pouring the privileged schooners myself? 1113 01:18:06,036 --> 01:18:09,155 [perfectly plummy] Delectable to see you again, madam. 1114 01:18:09,372 --> 01:18:11,530 Blinkin' hell! 1115 01:18:13,751 --> 01:18:16,621 And how nice to see the young people. 1116 01:18:16,836 --> 01:18:20,964 Welcome back, Evangeline. You look well. Are you well? 1117 01:18:21,174 --> 01:18:24,174 I am most content. 1118 01:18:25,469 --> 01:18:29,252 You must be very happy to be marrying again. 1119 01:18:30,307 --> 01:18:35,217 Oh, yes, I'm... I'm... How did you put it? Most content. 1120 01:18:35,436 --> 01:18:38,306 Of course. Good grief. 1121 01:18:39,940 --> 01:18:41,979 I am so glad. 1122 01:18:42,192 --> 01:18:44,350 - [Adelaide] Evangeline! - [bell jangles] 1123 01:18:44,569 --> 01:18:47,141 Pray excuse me. 1124 01:18:49,573 --> 01:18:53,820 Are you sure it's Evangeline? It doesn't look anything like her. 1125 01:18:54,036 --> 01:18:56,906 Nonsense. She's always looked like that. 1126 01:18:58,957 --> 01:19:01,910 [they play �� Here Comes The Bride] 1127 01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:03,785 [bleating] 1128 01:19:05,546 --> 01:19:08,214 [hums along] 1129 01:19:28,649 --> 01:19:32,183 What can we do? There has to be another way. 1130 01:19:32,402 --> 01:19:35,604 - Behave. - Beehive. 1131 01:19:35,822 --> 01:19:37,695 You must do as you're told. 1132 01:19:37,907 --> 01:19:40,232 - Behave. - Beehive. 1133 01:19:40,451 --> 01:19:45,408 Lesson number five, Simon. You must do exactly as you're told. 1134 01:19:47,915 --> 01:19:51,119 [violins crescendo] 1135 01:19:54,421 --> 01:19:56,164 Beehive. 1136 01:19:56,381 --> 01:19:57,757 Beehive? 1137 01:19:57,966 --> 01:19:59,673 Please be seated. 1138 01:20:01,469 --> 01:20:03,794 There isn't a beehive. What do you mean? 1139 01:20:07,057 --> 01:20:11,552 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together 1140 01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:16,596 in the sight of God and in the face of this congregation 1141 01:20:16,816 --> 01:20:21,108 to join together this man and this woman 1142 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:24,273 in holy matrimony, 1143 01:20:24,489 --> 01:20:29,826 which is an honourable estate instituted of God 1144 01:20:30,036 --> 01:20:32,989 in the time of man's innocence... 1145 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:38,120 ..and commended of St Paul... 1146 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:41,667 - [children] Bzzzzzz! - ..to be honoured among all men. 1147 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,539 Get off! 1148 01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:46,377 - And is therefore... - Get off! 1149 01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:50,090 - .. not by any man to be enterprised... - There's one on you! 1150 01:20:50,303 --> 01:20:55,807 .. nor taken in hand unadvisedly, lightly, wantonly... 1151 01:20:56,725 --> 01:21:01,221 - There's one on your back! - ..to satisfy man's carnal lusts... 1152 01:21:01,437 --> 01:21:05,020 It's the flowers on her dress! They're attracting them! 1153 01:21:05,232 --> 01:21:08,232 - I hate bees. I'm allergic. - There aren't any bees, you fool! 1154 01:21:08,444 --> 01:21:11,195 No, truly, I swell up. 1155 01:21:11,405 --> 01:21:15,318 [hisses] They're trying to ruin my lovely wedding. Nasty, vicious creatures. 1156 01:21:15,532 --> 01:21:18,154 - Do something! - [children buzz energetically] 1157 01:21:19,870 --> 01:21:23,404 Cedric, look at me. Do you see any bees? 1158 01:21:23,623 --> 01:21:26,244 [other children buzzing] 1159 01:21:31,380 --> 01:21:36,172 I said, look at me! Do you see any bees? Do you? 1160 01:21:36,384 --> 01:21:38,791 - Do you? - I do. 1161 01:21:39,011 --> 01:21:43,673 - Ooaah! - It's all right. I've got the little bugger. 1162 01:21:43,891 --> 01:21:46,428 [yelps] It's on me! 1163 01:21:46,643 --> 01:21:51,553 - [gasps] - Lord love a duck! I'm so dreadfully sorry! 1164 01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:54,061 [children giggle] 1165 01:21:54,275 --> 01:21:55,982 No, no, no, no, no... 1166 01:21:59,362 --> 01:22:02,814 - [children laugh] - Oh, my Lord. Your Higherness! 1167 01:22:23,883 --> 01:22:25,294 [gasps] 1168 01:22:30,098 --> 01:22:32,137 [both laugh uproariously] 1169 01:22:32,349 --> 01:22:35,469 - [Cook] Don't touch the cake! - Get the tarts! 1170 01:22:35,686 --> 01:22:38,223 - Not me good ones! - [Lily] Ow, he hit me! 1171 01:22:39,313 --> 01:22:41,306 - [Lily] Attack! - Aaargh! 1172 01:22:43,109 --> 01:22:45,434 Not the cake! Not the cake! 1173 01:22:47,362 --> 01:22:50,114 Right! I'll have the lot of you! 1174 01:22:50,323 --> 01:22:52,992 Simon, bowling practice. 1175 01:22:58,622 --> 01:23:02,322 - [gasps] - [whooping and shouting] 1176 01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:25,883 Evangeline, where are your manners? 1177 01:23:26,104 --> 01:23:27,896 Sod my manners, you old trout. 1178 01:23:28,106 --> 01:23:31,190 This is the first fun I've had in weeks! 1179 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:36,109 - Oh, Lord. - Letty, my hair. Where is it? 1180 01:23:36,321 --> 01:23:40,401 [as Mrs Quickly] "Look at them, the little, small things." 1181 01:23:40,617 --> 01:23:45,859 That's it! You dreadful, awful, monstrous creatures! 1182 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,321 Take your hands off my children! 1183 01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:52,870 Cedric, it's over! I won't spend another minute with this rabble 1184 01:23:53,086 --> 01:23:56,371 and I don't care how much the old hag is giving you. 1185 01:23:56,589 --> 01:23:59,210 Letty, the lambs! 1186 01:24:00,092 --> 01:24:02,926 - [lambs bleat] - [Letty whimpers] 1187 01:24:03,137 --> 01:24:05,971 - This dress is ruined! - Absolute carnage! 1188 01:24:06,181 --> 01:24:09,964 A nice choice for a wife, I must say, Cedric. 1189 01:24:10,184 --> 01:24:13,054 I'm sorry. You gave me no time to find anyone else. 1190 01:24:13,270 --> 01:24:18,726 As for your children, a lengthy spell in a corrective institution is long overdue. 1191 01:24:18,942 --> 01:24:24,647 And you, Evangeline, I can see that you are as wild as the rest of them. 1192 01:24:24,863 --> 01:24:29,075 And proud to be. I love them, Lady Stitch, which is more than you do. 1193 01:24:29,284 --> 01:24:31,158 Insolence! 1194 01:24:31,369 --> 01:24:36,245 I'd leave you here to rot, but I gave my word that I would raise you 1195 01:24:36,457 --> 01:24:40,454 and I never, ever, break my word. Come away now. 1196 01:24:59,018 --> 01:25:01,972 [magical tinkling] 1197 01:25:06,525 --> 01:25:08,351 Wait, Aunt Adelaide! Wait! 1198 01:25:09,735 --> 01:25:12,024 You agreed. You gave your word 1199 01:25:12,238 --> 01:25:15,024 that if our father remarried this month, you'd support us. 1200 01:25:15,241 --> 01:25:16,900 I did. 1201 01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:20,284 So if he marries today, you'll have to keep your word. 1202 01:25:20,495 --> 01:25:23,032 - Oh, you're wasting my time! - No. 1203 01:25:23,248 --> 01:25:26,082 No. No, I'm not. 1204 01:25:27,459 --> 01:25:29,498 - He will marry today. - What? 1205 01:25:29,711 --> 01:25:30,826 - What? - What? 1206 01:25:31,046 --> 01:25:32,042 What? 1207 01:25:32,255 --> 01:25:36,798 - Who? - He'll marry Evangeline. 1208 01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:48,264 Incest? 1209 01:25:48,478 --> 01:25:52,426 No! No, Aunt Adelaide. Evangeline isn't our sister. 1210 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,185 - Not your sister? - Of course she's not our sister. 1211 01:25:56,651 --> 01:25:58,774 Well, who is she, then? 1212 01:26:02,281 --> 01:26:04,736 I'm his scullery maid. 1213 01:26:04,950 --> 01:26:06,148 What? 1214 01:26:06,368 --> 01:26:09,701 Evangeline, do you love Papa? 1215 01:26:12,206 --> 01:26:16,702 Of course not. I know my place. That wouldn't be right. I mean... 1216 01:26:18,629 --> 01:26:20,123 Yes. 1217 01:26:26,844 --> 01:26:28,837 Papa, do you love Evangeline? 1218 01:26:29,054 --> 01:26:31,260 What? That would be totally improper. 1219 01:26:31,473 --> 01:26:36,016 A thing like that could...could never happen. I mean, obviously... 1220 01:26:41,816 --> 01:26:43,523 Yes. 1221 01:26:47,195 --> 01:26:50,694 He's marrying the scullery maid? 1222 01:26:50,907 --> 01:26:52,187 Oh! 1223 01:26:52,491 --> 01:26:55,657 - [thump] - [magical tinkling] 1224 01:26:55,869 --> 01:26:57,245 [creaking] 1225 01:26:57,454 --> 01:27:00,989 - [crashing thud] - [magical wind zings and whistles] 1226 01:27:42,409 --> 01:27:44,532 [child] It's snowing! 1227 01:27:44,745 --> 01:27:47,496 Well, I never! Snow! 1228 01:27:47,705 --> 01:27:50,161 Snow in August! 1229 01:28:11,184 --> 01:28:13,806 - [children laugh] - I take it, then, Mr Brown, 1230 01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:17,603 that the young lady is not in fact the fruit of your loins? 1231 01:28:17,815 --> 01:28:23,236 Because the Church would have to take a rather dim view of it if she were. 1232 01:28:23,445 --> 01:28:27,607 No. What happened was my son Simon is a very clever boy. 1233 01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:29,366 Evangeline... 1234 01:28:29,575 --> 01:28:32,861 for the record, whatever I may have said about stepmothers, 1235 01:28:33,078 --> 01:28:35,036 that whole "evil breed" moment, 1236 01:28:35,247 --> 01:28:38,829 most emphatically does not apply to you. 1237 01:28:43,462 --> 01:28:45,585 This way. 1238 01:28:45,797 --> 01:28:51,751 Jolly good. If I may then invite you all to join us once more. 1239 01:28:51,970 --> 01:28:53,464 Hallelujah. 1240 01:28:53,679 --> 01:28:58,222 Oh, Nanny McPhee... I'm so nervous. 1241 01:28:58,433 --> 01:29:00,556 Deep breaths. 1242 01:29:01,728 --> 01:29:04,812 I don't look much like a bride, do l? 1243 01:29:06,482 --> 01:29:08,688 You will. 1244 01:29:08,901 --> 01:29:12,945 [magical breeze fizzes and tinkles] 1245 01:30:01,113 --> 01:30:03,520 How's the reading coming along? 1246 01:30:03,740 --> 01:30:06,028 It's much better. 1247 01:30:06,243 --> 01:30:09,326 But I still haven't got to the end of that story. 1248 01:30:09,537 --> 01:30:14,245 No need. You are the end of the story. 1249 01:30:34,892 --> 01:30:37,098 [parps nose mightily] 1250 01:30:41,189 --> 01:30:45,103 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together 1251 01:30:45,318 --> 01:30:49,184 to join together this man and this woman 1252 01:30:49,404 --> 01:30:52,608 in holy matrimony. 1253 01:30:58,329 --> 01:31:01,163 Make a loud noise and rejoice 1254 01:31:01,374 --> 01:31:03,580 and sing praise. 1255 01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:09,916 - [tinkling of bells] - [rushing] 1256 01:31:19,973 --> 01:31:24,136 [Nanny McPhee] There is something you should understand about the way I work. 1257 01:31:24,351 --> 01:31:29,392 When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. 1258 01:31:29,606 --> 01:31:33,520 When you want me but no longer need me, 1259 01:31:33,735 --> 01:31:35,858 then I have to go. 1260 01:31:50,958 --> 01:31:53,709 [magical tinkling] 1261 01:31:53,918 --> 01:31:56,326 - [creaking] - [mighty thud] 1262 01:32:03,135 --> 01:32:06,052 [rubbery squeaking] 1263 01:32:10,392 --> 01:32:12,182 [boing!] 1264 01:32:21,276 --> 01:32:23,945 [squeaking] 1265 01:32:25,446 --> 01:32:27,105 [boing!] 1266 01:32:27,323 --> 01:32:29,648 [bubbling] 1267 01:32:33,328 --> 01:32:34,822 [boing!] 1268 01:32:43,044 --> 01:32:44,455 [creaking] 1269 01:32:44,671 --> 01:32:45,834 [mighty thud] 1270 01:32:46,047 --> 01:32:49,747 [rubbery squeaks and stretching] 1271 01:32:51,844 --> 01:32:54,132 [sloppy splotching] 1272 01:32:56,431 --> 01:32:59,182 [boing!] 1273 01:33:05,272 --> 01:33:07,845 - [rubbery stretching] - [squelch] 1274 01:33:10,443 --> 01:33:13,112 [gloopy bubbling] 1275 01:33:15,406 --> 01:33:17,280 [boing!] 1276 01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:29,915 [boings] 1277 01:33:37,383 --> 01:33:39,708 [buzzing] 1278 01:33:40,803 --> 01:33:42,546 [croaks] 1279 01:33:45,974 --> 01:33:47,468 [croaks] 1280 01:33:55,857 --> 01:33:58,146 [rubbery stretching] 1281 01:34:03,448 --> 01:34:05,321 Yoo-hoo! 1282 01:34:09,370 --> 01:34:12,038 [magical tinkling] 1283 01:34:13,832 --> 01:34:15,823 - [creaking] - [mighty thud] 1284 01:34:16,042 --> 01:34:19,327 [breeze sighs and fades away] 1285 01:38:21,045 --> 01:38:22,160 [creaking] 1286 01:38:22,380 --> 01:38:26,591 - [crashing thud] - [magical breeze sighs] 97726