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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:32,664 ¶ ¶ 2 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:51,216 ¶ ¶ 3 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,155 We hadn't seen Margaret or Henry 4 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,424 since Fourth of July 5 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,060 when Mark got the keys to the Athletic Building 6 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,429 and we flew like kids for a night. 7 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:08,400 I think that's where it all ended, but... 8 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,436 they had no idea. 9 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:16,642 This is to cheating death 10 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,545 by a near-miss. 11 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,480 Those heart thumps... 12 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,248 leading to a kiss. 13 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,286 Wish it could stay like this. 14 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:32,658 Guess it's good-bye to sex in parks, 15 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:36,495 running from cops, cigs on rooftops, 16 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:39,565 skipping school, and stolen swimming pools. 17 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:43,569 Stoned, sweaty nights, bar fights, 18 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,237 drunken bliss. 19 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:49,241 Wish it could stay like this. 20 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:57,683 Yeah, she's always around the noise, totally chill. 21 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,818 Who are we talking about here? 22 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,788 I think the two of 'em really clicked during pregnancy. 23 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,124 I can see that, man. 24 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,525 - Good job. 25 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,527 I'm pissing my fucking pants, dude! 26 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,362 Thanks, brother. What's her class this year? 27 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,663 -Third grade. -Nice. 28 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,432 - Oh, yeah, great age! 29 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,300 Oh, fuck. 30 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,535 I-I'm sorry, man. 31 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,876 You're so lucky. Oh, my gosh. 32 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:26,211 Like, Waters is talking about the--the, like, 33 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,147 the fascists inside of all of us. 34 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,748 Huh, are Margo and Henry on acid, too? 35 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,617 It's a two-year program 36 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,218 that most of the second year is spent at the women's clinic. 37 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:36,588 Wow, that is so amazing. 38 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,624 What made you get into this field of work? 39 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,260 If you don't mind my asking? 40 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,895 I don't know. 41 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:45,931 Uber went to the house behind this one on accident. 42 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,467 Fucking idiot. 43 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:52,771 He said he'd be here in, like, another 30 seconds. 44 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,507 Well, it was so nice to finally meet you in person. 45 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,543 Oh, my God, you, too. 46 00:02:57,545 --> 00:03:00,345 When's the big day? 47 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,215 - Um, August. - -Oh... 48 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,951 That's really exciting. Congratulations. 49 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,956 It was good to see you. 50 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,458 I'm sticking around for a bit. 51 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,494 Oh, cool. 52 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,364 - Merry Christmas. -You, too. 53 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,433 Can I just talk to you by the... 54 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,603 ...trouble drinking a glass of wine in my left hand. 55 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,572 - It just always spills... 56 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,706 - and with my right hand... - -Dude, what the fuck? 57 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,575 There was a chip on it. 58 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,643 So, you just smashed it? 59 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,946 - Yeah, I almost cut my lip. - -How we doing? 60 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:36,615 I think Sam is wearing out his welcome real fast. 61 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,350 -You have a thick paper bag? -What?! 62 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,652 Hey, Samer! Pew pew pew pew pew 63 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,755 pew pew pew pew pew pew. We're gonna go on an adventure 64 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,557 - if you wanna join. - -Love to. 65 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,593 You are such an asshole. You know that, right? 66 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,361 You're listening to Capital Crimes. 67 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,296 The time is currently 11:37 p.m. 68 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:54,433 with just over two full days left in the year. 69 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,371 It goes from beautiful to disgusting almost instantly, 70 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,273 - doesn't it? - -Hm. 71 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,308 If you're just joining us, 72 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,777 we've learned today that the now-infamous Metro Rail Duo 73 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,746 had been self-proclaimed best friends 74 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,715 since the sixth grade until circumstance, 75 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,317 jealousy, and betrayal led to murder. 76 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,486 It remains to be seen whether posterity will find them 77 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,823 to be victims or instigators of the tragic series of events, 78 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,992 but the District Attorney's office has stated 79 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:23,362 with confidence that there were no innocent bystanders. 80 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,897 -That's better. -This news segment is brought 81 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:29,835 -to you by... 82 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,704 - What'd you get? 83 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,473 - Good things. - -Ah. 84 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:38,310 Oh...that's better. 85 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,815 -It wasn't that bad. -No, it was great. 86 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,956 You know, just because he's engaged doesn't mean 87 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,960 -you can't-- -Gross. 88 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,628 Huh. I was gonna say "doesn't mean you can't 89 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,831 -be friends." -Mark's not like that. 90 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,566 He's not like that or you're not like that? 91 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,669 With him? 92 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,706 - Where are we going? - -A coke dealer's house? 93 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,541 - It's a surprise. 94 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:14,646 No good. "Turn left on to River Road... 95 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,717 and continue for six-and-one-quarter mile." 96 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,921 Bo Jones! Bo Jones! 97 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,057 I think they're building a big condo development here. 98 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,425 Yeah. 99 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,360 Only an hour on the metro. 100 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:32,864 "Turn left on to unnamed road now." 101 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,367 Have you been here before, dude? 102 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,968 Yeah. 103 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,804 -How do you know this guy? -Class. 104 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,906 Hey, holla out back. 105 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:44,109 -Class? -Yeah. 106 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,345 What up? What up, son? 107 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,649 It's okay, baby, I got you. 108 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,587 What's up, kid? 109 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,660 ¶ ¶ 110 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,062 I'm not gonna even try. 111 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,798 - Hey, I'm Henry. 112 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,434 - All right. - -Margaret. 113 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,970 Sup? Sit down. Make yourself at home. 114 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,639 -Thank you. -Thank you. 115 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,108 What do you got there? 116 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:18,043 So, what are you kids getting into tonight? 117 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,412 We went to some old, high school party. 118 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,848 - Fucking sucked! -Nah, on a break. 119 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,750 I thought school was out? 120 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,651 She's in grad school, I teach kids. 121 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:30,021 You teach kids? What do you teach kids? 122 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,427 - So I hear you're selling acid? - -You know it! 123 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,729 Yeah, how much you need? 124 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:41,566 Oh, I don't know, um... 125 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,769 four...tabs? 126 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,140 -What's that gonna run us? -For you? 127 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,842 - Fifty. - -Wicked. 128 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,580 I see Jesus... 129 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,084 coming for you tonight. 130 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:05,123 You fall down. Down to Chinatown. 131 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,859 You think it'd be weird if Mark met us here? 132 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,936 Boom! 133 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:23,975 ¶ ¶ 134 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,179 I'm tired. 135 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:30,182 So, what else can I do for you? 136 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:34,820 -You got any coke? -Yeah...I got coke. 137 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:40,859 ¶ ¶ 138 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,130 -Like a big girl. -I am a big girl. 139 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,066 -Yes, you are. -I'd love to buy a G. 140 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,768 Don't want to take advantage of your hospitality. 141 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,803 - You kids in New York? - -New York City! 142 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,872 How'd you tell? 143 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:56,608 - I just did a movie up in BK. - -No way. 144 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,643 Yeah. 145 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,081 I dabble. 146 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,988 -Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm. 147 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,957 Hey, Samer, how you feeling? 148 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,124 Fascist. 149 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:16,194 Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. 150 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,130 Yo, Geezy, where's my movie, bro? 151 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:22,934 -I accidentally swallowed it. -You motherfucker. 152 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,106 What's this music? 153 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:31,243 Russian Brazilian. It's my cousin. 154 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:34,279 - Where's Russia Brazil? 155 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:43,088 -Amber Jones? -Nah. 156 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,026 Got it! 157 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,095 Watch this shit. 158 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,134 Aw, yeah, just say, "New York City!" 159 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:03,108 Hey. Hey, what you doing over there? 160 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,310 Yeah, you. 161 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:08,847 Get your sexy ass over here. 162 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,815 Oh, you're fucking kidding me. 163 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:13,685 -You want this? -Wow, look at that. 164 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,320 What you gonna do with that towel there? 165 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,855 Just wait and see. 166 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,791 Showbiz is ruining you, bro. 167 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,027 - Good, right? 168 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,996 - Oh, fuck. - Who's the broad? 169 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,765 That's all me right there. 170 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,833 Nice, right? 171 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,570 - The fuck are you laughing at? 172 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:35,206 -I'm sorry. -Sorry. 173 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,010 Yeah, because Paris Hilton was already a Hilton. 174 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,313 I'm saying. I never heard of her 175 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:45,216 or the Kardashian girl before the tapes. 176 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,852 Then they got their own show. 177 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,288 Then they got their own clothing lines. 178 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,290 Then they get the fucking yachts. 179 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,292 - He's got a point, Henry. - -You have to be like 180 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:57,228 a debutante first or something, man. 181 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,764 - She is a debutante. - -What? 182 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:03,802 - She is a debutante. 183 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,270 Well, this has been a lot of fun, 184 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,639 but it looks like it's somebody's bedtime. 185 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:13,044 -You good? -Yeah. 186 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:17,248 Okay, here are the keys to my car. 187 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:21,820 - We are calling an Uber. - -Thank you, Jesus. 188 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,855 Love you, too, baby boy. 189 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,361 I'm sorry. 190 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,162 Oh, no problem, little guy. 191 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,365 - You'll be all right. - -Yeah. 192 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:38,069 Okay. 193 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,305 Fascists couldn't have always been us, Henry. 194 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,340 What's that? 195 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,419 -Let's put on some music. -Okay. 196 00:10:57,391 --> 00:11:03,695 ¶ ¶ 197 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:22,747 ¶ ¶ 198 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,823 -Good morning. -Morning. 199 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:03,281 ¶ ¶ 200 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,080 No, Mom, the wall's not meant to stop them, 201 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,516 it's meant to separate them. 202 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,319 You're not hearing me. It's the symbolism. 203 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:47,358 ¶ ¶ 204 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:05,844 ¶ ¶ 205 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,156 Fuck. 206 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:33,538 ¶ ¶ 207 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,968 ¶ ¶ 208 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:41,005 Huh, I guess she didn't like being upstaged. 209 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,278 Well, I'm just sorry you bore the brunt of it. 210 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,380 Hmm. 211 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:53,284 -You know, of my transgressions. -Ah, your transgressions. 212 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,288 -My sins, if you will. -I will. I will. 213 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,293 Well, it is just a window, Maggie. 214 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:09,734 ¶ ¶ 215 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,240 -So, what else? -What? 216 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:19,077 -What's up? -Hm? I don't know. 217 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,513 What? 218 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,516 What? 219 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,386 What? What? What? What? What? What? What? 220 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,989 Nothing. It's just a weird morning. 221 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,557 Well, vandalism can be very jarring in my experience. 222 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,225 Oh, shut up, dude. Shut the fuck up. 223 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,362 -It's not your shitty window. -Okay, thanks. 224 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:41,466 No, I just got home and, uh... 225 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,668 it felt weird for a sec. 226 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,705 "Weird" like dizzy? 227 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,009 Yeah, dude, weird like dizzy. 228 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:57,048 ¶ ¶ 229 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,738 Remember that day Mark swam in and hugged a dead deer? 230 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,806 Ugh. 231 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,808 It came right apart in his arms. 232 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,217 It just seemed like a kid's dream where I was 233 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,721 touching everything with my big, stupid hands, 234 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,657 but I'm actually a totally different person. 235 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,560 It's not... 236 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,328 me anymore. 237 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,798 My hands were buzzing and I kept thinking, 238 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,266 "What is it that I need right now? 239 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,401 Do I need a coffee? And I had that thing 240 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,170 where your heart's pounding in your ears. 241 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,638 -Sure. -Do I need food or... 242 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,607 to masturbate or take a shit? 243 00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,178 Fucking TV... but everything 244 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,247 just felt so stupid and arbitrary and I-I didn't 245 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,550 actually want anything, but I couldn't just stand there. 246 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,820 That would be the worst-- the worst! 247 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,322 Everything felt hella foreign for a bit. 248 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,824 -Foreign? -Yeah. 249 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,093 Like taking a shower or reading a book. 250 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,727 I just felt like doing human things. 251 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,496 What? Like a cigarette monkey? 252 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,498 -Yeah, kinda. -Well, we are, you know? 253 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,133 -Shut up. -Sorry. 254 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,135 No, it was like... with the soap. 255 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,370 It was like, first I wash my right arm, 256 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,773 then my left, then I brush my hair. 257 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,175 -Yeah? -Yeah, just like doing shit. 258 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,777 -Oh, you mean like lunchtime? -Yes! 259 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,412 Money's in my wallet right here. 260 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,514 -...on my belt. -One, two, three, four, five-- 261 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,485 - Oh, you like me funny? 262 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,386 It was like... 263 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,388 you know, in a night terror, how there's nothing 264 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,657 holding your soul in your body? 265 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,860 And, like, gravity isn't... 266 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,729 keeping your heart and your limbs 267 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,898 and your neck together? 268 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,766 I don't know. In that moment I would've given 269 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,369 anything for it to just be... 270 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,871 over. 271 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,476 So, what'd you do? 272 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,748 I put on my mom's workout videos. 273 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,518 Keep it up! Two, three, four, five, six. 274 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,687 And now? 275 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,864 I feel fine. 276 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,533 The accused claimed to have run 277 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,501 for fear of his life when the police cruiser 278 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,736 allegedly drove onto the-- 279 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,539 - Infinity! -No! 280 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,275 -Infinity and oblivion! -I'm not an asshole. 281 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,411 This wasn't just a hangover. I have had those. 282 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,646 Well, your body's all you got, baby. 283 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,515 You...are an asshole. 284 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,951 Yeah, I know. It's like I feel the words 285 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,620 bubbling up and they just have to go somewhere. 286 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,489 ...of a much greater sickness 287 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,224 inside the capitol building. 288 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,292 Or maybe you should try harder to keep 'em in. 289 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,294 -I mean... -Novel idea. 290 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,662 ...we'll be speaking with Peter Blaze 291 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,764 long-time daytime idol and new voice 292 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,666 for the alternative right. 293 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,901 You might know him as the malevolent neurosurgeon 294 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,270 Stephen Synchat and later his twin brother... 295 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,209 ..."Empty Hospital." This news segment 296 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:15,646 is brought to you by Bo Jones luxury condominiums. 297 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,950 We just went to a friend of Samer's after the party. 298 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:22,753 Uh, you know. 299 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,256 We're at Dieter's. Yeah, dude, it's packed. 300 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,291 I don't know if you can get a table. 301 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,894 What are you up to? 302 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,531 You registered at Bed Bath-- 303 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:37,802 I kinda thought she'd be more of a Williams-Sonoma type. 304 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,770 Why don't you register at, uh... 305 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,373 Union Hardware? That's where dad goes. 306 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,678 Well, it's your shit, too. 307 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,580 Do you want another beer or are we cross-spinning later? 308 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,515 Yes, please. 309 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,252 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Do you want? 310 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,855 All right, dude, I gotta go. 311 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,824 You're cramping my game. 312 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,859 'Kay. Bye-bye. 313 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,266 Bar. 314 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,001 Bar. 315 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,905 -Mag! -What?! 316 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,440 God! You just made me lose. 317 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,876 -What's up? -It's Amber Jones. 318 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,812 -Huh? -Amber Jones! 319 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,614 Sir, can you turn it up a little, please? 320 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,783 It's pretty loud already. It's only 2:00. 321 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,418 No, the TV. Could you turn up the TV, please? 322 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,353 -Sure. -Thank you. 323 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,622 ...the two were last seen on Friday night 324 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,658 in the parking structure of one of her father's 325 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,927 many chain restaurants in Silver Spring, Maryland. 326 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,997 Miss Jones was reportedly having a heated conversation 327 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,034 on her cell phone. She was accompanied by 328 00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,736 a heavily tattooed white male between the ages 329 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,406 of about 30 and 50 years old. 330 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,007 Montgomery County Sheriff's department is asking 331 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:53,444 anyone with any information about her whereabouts 332 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,746 to call them on a special hotline. 333 00:21:55,748 --> 00:22:00,051 That number is 301-725-4927. 334 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:03,988 Again, 301-725-4927. 335 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,723 And we'll be right back after this break. 336 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,725 We've got some more frigid weather ahead. 337 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,394 No. Call the fucking cops. 338 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,029 -Henry... -You just saw her last night. 339 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,564 She wasn't even kidnapped. She's just a nut job. 340 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,932 Now it's gonna kill our Christmas. 341 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,367 Fucking pigs'll talk at us forever. 342 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,702 -Henry. Henry! -Mar, I don't wanna help 343 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,070 a bunch of bullies find their dicks! 344 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,438 Who said anything about the cops? 345 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,605 We don't need to call the cops. 346 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,408 We can find her ourselves. 347 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,410 Huh? 348 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,119 I guess it could be kinda fun. 349 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,831 It's really a waiting man's game, huh? 350 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,500 Shut up. We've only been here for an hour. 351 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,669 What if he's not home right now and we miss our chance 352 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,070 -to get the tape? -Yes, Henry, 353 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,605 we may be here for a while. 354 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,674 Suck it up. This isn't a game. 355 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,482 I bet he's just getting up. 356 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,753 Jesus. The disparity between 29 and 31 is fucking staggering. 357 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,088 What sad, sad smiles. 358 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,157 -It's 'cause people lie. -What's that? 359 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,793 You're 36, you say you're 29. It's absurd. 360 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:19,997 You're 36, you say you're 31. It's a tiny fib. 361 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,500 Yeah, that's the saddest thing I've heard all day. 362 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:32,176 -Bingo. -Oh, nice. 363 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:38,416 ¶ ¶ 364 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,124 Person of int... 365 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,205 Shit! 366 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,174 Okay, he saw us. Let's go. 367 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,676 Why would he know what car we have? 368 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,212 -That wasn't-- -Don't be stupid. 369 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,592 That was a suspicious fucking look around. 370 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,960 - He's suspicious 371 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,695 or we're suspicious? 372 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,532 We're both suspicious. 373 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:51,822 ¶ ¶ 374 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:55,953 Turn right on to Falls Road. 375 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:58,188 Oh, God. Get down. He might see you. 376 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:01,258 It's okay. I'm wearing a hat. 377 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,896 Shut up. 378 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:13,070 ¶ ¶ 379 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:30,888 ¶ ¶ 380 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,066 Someday this will all be his. 381 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,602 - Don't be shitty. - -Sorry. 382 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,979 So, what do we do now? 383 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:57,982 Goddamnit! 384 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:05,322 ¶ ¶ 385 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,758 -Who's house do you think it is? -Some dick. 386 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,928 - Jesus! - -Pop the trunk! 387 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,831 Oh, my God. Fucking kidding me? 388 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,336 - Don't open the door! 389 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,938 Oh, I'm sorry! You want me to climb in 390 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,840 -through the fucking glass? -Pop the trunk! 391 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,308 Where is it? There it is! 392 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,013 He turned her into a rug! 393 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,782 -Hey, rich boy! -Huh? 394 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:34,251 Let me talk at you a sec. 395 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,687 Scatter! 396 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,423 Go! Go! 397 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,266 Must go faster. Must go faster! 398 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,874 Oh! 399 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,745 - Ooph! 400 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,916 - Oh, shit! 401 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,185 For me? 402 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,460 -It was good to see you. -I'm sticking around for a bit. 403 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,762 Oh, cool. 404 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:20,998 Just remember the tasting tomorrow. 405 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,399 -Tasting the cake. -Right. 406 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,102 9:00 a.m., so just try not to get too drunk. 407 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,738 -Okay. Bye. -Bye. 408 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,040 -Call me when you get home. -Okay. 409 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,250 -I'm in trouble. -You're in trouble. 410 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,252 You are in big trouble. 411 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,160 Oh, hey. 412 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:53,197 -Yeah. -Yeah, well, that's huge. 413 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:56,300 - I guess. 414 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,902 So, was this percolating last summer? 415 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,807 How are your parents? 416 00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:05,476 Um, they're better. 417 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,745 Or just different. I don't know. 418 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,916 Have you seen them yet or did you just have... 419 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,918 Henry pick you up from the bus? 420 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,389 Oh, you. 421 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:22,159 So, I guess after that I gained a little weight. 422 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:24,294 -Ha! -You asshole. 423 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:29,333 Dude, do you have a gun? 424 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,301 So, uh, how long are you in town for? 425 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,270 -A whole week. -Shit. 426 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,405 -Yeah. -What are you gonna do? 427 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,541 I don't know. Maybe babysit? 428 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,043 Or just, you know... 429 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,512 party. 430 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:49,253 - Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! -Oh! Pew! Pew! Pew! 431 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,057 Oh! 432 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,492 Nope! Bitch already broke that one. 433 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,027 Fucking invincible. How could our luck 434 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,396 possibly run out? Oh! 435 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,832 -Outstanding. -So... 436 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:04,201 -you gonna call the cops now? -Fuck the cops. 437 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:05,936 And say what? She's just a runaway? 438 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,571 Runaway? She's like 20 years old. 439 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,473 She's just a fucking white person. 440 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,177 Ow! Goddamnit! 441 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,344 I don't really know what you can do other than 442 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,046 pay for my drug dealer's window. 443 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,148 -Ah, nay nay. -Nay nay nay. 444 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,517 You may think the trail has run cold and yet... 445 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,820 - Oh! 446 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:25,022 -What have we here? -What's that? 447 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:28,025 This is what we in business call a lead. 448 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,226 A whole box of these in his car. 449 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,295 -So? -So maybe they were in business 450 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,031 together trying to turn her into a star. 451 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:37,234 So this might be, um-- this is the girl we saw on TV. 452 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,936 Oh. 453 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,842 Have you seen her anywhere else? 454 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,244 Take a good look. 455 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,448 No, I don't think so. 456 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,517 But I'm just gonna call him and tell him what's going on. 457 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,952 Oh, my God, can we listen to the CD first? 458 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,454 I don't have a CD player. 459 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,265 All right, party animal. Get your shoes on. 460 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:10,400 We're going for a drive. Let's go. Come on. 461 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,369 -Up and at 'em. -First right shoe then left. 462 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,571 Let's do it. Shoes on. 463 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,473 Laces laced. Let's go. Going for a drive. 464 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,308 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 465 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,277 Up you go. Up you go. Right now. Let's do it. 466 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,879 Cruisin' down the road, bud. 467 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,413 - Let's do it. Come on. 468 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,317 Let's start with track 469 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:30,487 numero uno. 470 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,394 ¶ Just walk ¶ 471 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,329 -¶ Away ¶ -Hm. 472 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,164 ¶ ¶ 473 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:45,302 ¶ Just walk away ¶ 474 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:47,471 ¶ ¶ 475 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:49,139 ¶ Give me your heart ¶ 476 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,507 -¶ Your body ¶ 477 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,309 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. There might be a clue. 478 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,544 ¶ Your mind and your whole soul ¶ 479 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:58,015 ¶ And I'll spare your life ¶ 480 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,251 ¶ Give you safe passage ¶ 481 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,955 ¶ Just walk away ¶ 482 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:08,325 ¶ ¶ 483 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:13,430 ¶ Just walk away ¶ 484 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,633 I don't think she has a classical background. 485 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:20,570 Oh, that's the saddest. 486 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,406 It's not that bad. 487 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,983 Do they get younger here? 488 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,519 "Just walk away. Just walk away. 489 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,955 Give me your heart, your body, your mind, 490 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:41,224 and your whole soul and I'll spare your life. 491 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:44,661 Give you safe passage. Just walk away." 492 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,964 - Maybe it's abstract. - -It's road warrior. 493 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,231 It's got an address. 494 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:49,533 Puts her address on the CD? 495 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,735 You are so stupid. "Little Diva Records. 496 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,671 5900 Addison Road Capitol Heights, Maryland." 497 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,573 Capitol Heights? Where's that? 498 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,275 It's the other side of D.C. 499 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,277 - Who's winning? - -Stripes. 500 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:11,021 Well, what do you say we pay the folks 501 00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,589 at Little Diva Records a visit 502 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,291 and rustle some feathers? 503 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:17,060 - Capitol idea. 504 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,665 Goddammit, Iko! 505 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,267 -Fuck it! -Get the fuck out! 506 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,470 -Go! -All right! 507 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:31,174 What did I do? 508 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,478 -What did I do? -What'd he do? 509 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,146 -Fuck you. -What? 510 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,415 I said "fuck you," bitch. 511 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:41,151 -Jesus. -Yeah, I'm shutting down early. 512 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,586 I swear to God it's the last time I serve Iko. 513 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,621 He's done! 514 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,291 - Phillip. -Huh? 515 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:52,129 -Phillip Killian. -Who the fuck are you? 516 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:55,766 I used to babysit you, dude. I helped you poo. 517 00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:57,768 Who the fuck wears a visor? 518 00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:04,641 Dude, what happened to you, Phillip? 519 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,744 "The Giving Tree"? We used to cry together 520 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,446 reading "The Giving Tree." 521 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:12,215 - I'm kicking everyone out. -Let it go. 522 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:16,119 - Whatever. -Oh, my God. 523 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:18,388 Are you fucking kidding me? 524 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,558 What the fuck happened to you? You were so sweet. 525 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,093 - Come on. 526 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:26,096 - What happened? -What did I do? 527 00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,631 You did something. 528 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,533 Your parents were the fucking best, little dude. 529 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,069 How could you talk to a stranger like that? 530 00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:34,271 She really babysit you, bro? 531 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,772 The name sounded eerily familiar, 532 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,808 but he was only four years old back then. 533 00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,676 You still got her number? 534 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,178 That exchange would stick with him, 535 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,113 but he'd never tell a soul. 536 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:45,549 She was hot. Why'd you let her leave? 537 00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,584 Next up we speak with the poet activist 538 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:51,154 Alex Glock about his new series Bully to Us. 539 00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:53,723 Mr. Glock said in an interview last week, and I quote... 540 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,827 Did you think that was Disneyland when you were a kid? 541 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,432 Yeah. 542 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:11,508 ¶ ¶ 543 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:21,151 Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna literally die from boredom. 544 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:23,453 I mean, it could be worse. I get to work with my dad. 545 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,255 Yeah, I'll bet he likes that a lot, too. 546 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:29,626 - Don't make it gay. -Ah... 547 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,429 -The safety's off, man. -What?! 548 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,564 - Ooh, good catch. - -Uh-huh. 549 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,466 So, when do you guys open again? 550 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,702 Uh, we were open today. 551 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:42,873 -Oh, no. -Yup, school's over. 552 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:45,876 - Fuck you. 553 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,850 So, I would love to hang out while I'm down. 554 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:57,521 Yeah, maybe we can do it in the parking lot again. 555 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,931 - Pew. 556 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,499 Dude, what the fuck? 557 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,939 ¶ ¶ 558 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,875 Capitol Heights. 12:00 p.m. 559 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,644 The habitation of the record executive 560 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,812 was offset by a self-storage site. 561 00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:24,814 Never a good sign. 562 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,620 My partner was, once again, having difficulty 563 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,222 with the latch on her door. 564 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:34,524 She'd clearly had one too many the night before. 565 00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:39,362 Are you really gonna bring that in with you? 566 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,866 Disarming. Oh! How's that so hot? 567 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,870 Let me take the lead on this one, okay? 568 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,906 -The place was a real dump. -Stop it. 569 00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:55,345 Uh, hello? 570 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,447 Yeah, who's this? 571 00:36:57,449 --> 00:37:01,718 -Oh, my God. -We're here about Amber Jones. 572 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,990 -Please. -Get your game face on. 573 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:20,604 Down here! 574 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:29,279 Down here! 575 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,385 Hi. 576 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:38,655 Hey. 577 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,859 Hey. 578 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,762 Have a seat. 579 00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:53,036 How can I help you? 580 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,938 How's it going, man? 581 00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:59,776 I'm good. Thanks. 582 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,678 What can I do for you guys? 583 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,884 - Shit. Sorry. 584 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,353 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 585 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:14,324 Um, we were planning a concert at UDC 586 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,959 and we were wondering if Amber Jones 587 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,428 might be available to perform? 588 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,964 Uh, February 17th. 589 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,901 Who? 590 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,770 Amber Jones. 591 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:30,840 Yeah, you mentioned that name on the intercom. 592 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:35,745 We don't--I don't record anyone by that name. 593 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,814 This is Diva Records, right? 594 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,817 -Little Diva. -We must have the wrong studio. 595 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,997 Where did you get that? 596 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,965 - The store. - -From our friends. 597 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:04,641 - Where'd that bitch go? 598 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,582 You guys fucked up. 599 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,050 Shit. 600 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:16,086 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 601 00:39:16,088 --> 00:39:19,389 - Whoa! 602 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,433 - Safety! -What? 603 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,836 Safety on the inside... 604 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:38,708 Your face! I will shoot your fucking face! 605 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,778 Get down! Down now! 606 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,484 -Hey, dick hole! -Okay. 607 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,918 Okay. 608 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,792 Come on. Come on. 609 00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:58,495 - Come on. 610 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,731 - Jesus! 611 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,768 - Screw this! -Sorry! Come on! 612 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,936 -Holy shit. Holy shit. -Fuck. 613 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:10,440 Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. 614 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,748 Holy shit! Oh! Okay! Okay. 615 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,585 Oh, my God! 616 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,888 Okay! We're okay. You're okay? 617 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,923 You're okay. Okay. 618 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,893 Okay. Okay. Okay. We're okay. 619 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:33,463 Okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. 620 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,498 We're okay. 621 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:43,907 ¶ ¶ 622 00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:46,142 Hey. 623 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,578 Hey, Margaret. 624 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,814 - Margaret! 625 00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,816 What? 626 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,566 May I see some identification, please? 627 00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:12,535 Oh, you. 628 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,121 Well, that was new. 629 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:50,039 ¶ ¶ 630 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,218 You okay? 631 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:10,760 Never been better. 632 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,064 Let's go. 633 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:24,607 ¶ ¶ 634 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,610 That same rash around their eyes. 635 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,147 Pink eye? Didn't strike me as the types 636 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,215 -to wash their hands every time. -What would you do 637 00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:09,786 if you were 100 pounds up against those two Blutos. 638 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:15,091 What? Mace? 639 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,299 Let's go back to Russian's. 640 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,335 I think I got it. 641 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:33,009 Yes, ma'am. 642 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:46,022 What if he sees the car this time? 643 00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:48,791 Apologize for the window. 644 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,960 Try to make a purchase to smooth things over. 645 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,097 He's involved? 646 00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:55,798 He wouldn't have shown us a video of her 647 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,167 sucking his dick. 648 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:00,370 Probably just fucking her. 649 00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:03,406 Poor bastard. 650 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,309 Okay, so who's dumb enough to record an album 651 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,846 with somebody then kidnap them afterward? 652 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,748 When Mark got maced at Homecoming it only looked 653 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,249 that bad for a couple of hours. 654 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:15,685 -Right. -She went missing on Friday, 655 00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:17,920 but I saw her running around three days ago. 656 00:44:17,922 --> 00:44:21,224 So where's she been? She's not...kidnapped. 657 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:24,193 She's not tied up. 658 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:27,997 I think we just missed her at Little Diva. 659 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:32,735 Something tells me she ain't got a lot of friends. 660 00:44:39,411 --> 00:44:42,145 Okay, so she's held up at a record studio 661 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:44,213 wasting police time and money in the middle of nowhere. 662 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,082 What's the fight over? 663 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:49,419 Last seen yelling on the phone at her daddy's business. 664 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,056 -It's money. -You're kidding me. 665 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:55,091 -A ransom? -Look at that. 666 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,431 Fucking awesome. 667 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,044 I'm sorry to say I think it's time to make 668 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,080 that anonymous call. 669 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,848 Russian's probably got enough coke in there 670 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:22,185 to put him away. We're not doing that. 671 00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:23,853 Let's see where she goes. 672 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:29,959 Fucking douche face. Faced--Fucking shithole! 673 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,502 You still see her? 674 00:45:39,504 --> 00:45:41,504 Just up here. 675 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:18,174 Sorry. 676 00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:21,410 - Should I get a condom? - 753 677 00:46:57,549 --> 00:46:59,816 I haven't exactly been giving them away. 678 00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,450 I'm saying that you produced four boxes 679 00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:04,921 of worthless pieces of plastic that nobody wants for free. 680 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,589 That's not my problem. No. 681 00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:08,357 No, you're the one that promised that you could deliver 682 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:12,562 - on Wale. - Oh, yeah. Okay. 683 00:47:12,564 --> 00:47:14,831 Oh, yeah, I bet you just wanted half of my dad's money. 684 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,332 Why are you even getting a cut anyway? 685 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,501 I mean, all you did was fucking... 686 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:21,938 let me hide in your bullshit studio. 687 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,573 What are you doing? 688 00:47:23,575 --> 00:47:25,608 Yeah, well, you can bill me for the Visine, douche face. 689 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:28,544 -Run if it gets messy. -Messy?! 690 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:32,248 Russian's, but you won't find it there, so don't try-- 691 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,050 I don't know who the fuck they were! 692 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,318 Maybe they were just trying to book me! 693 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,353 - Ever think of that?! - -Hey. 694 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:40,223 -Phone call's over. -What? 695 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,026 You heard me. Hang it up. 696 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,965 Don't-- Don't point a gun at me, bitch. 697 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,000 It's over. Let's go. 698 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:55,538 Now. 699 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,106 You don't know who you're fucking with. 700 00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:59,208 Oh, I'm sorry. Have we met? 701 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,544 Get in the potty, bitch. 702 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,448 Lock it. 703 00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,988 Come on! 704 00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:21,564 What the fuck are you doing? 705 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,299 You did it! Are you fucking kidding me? 706 00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,234 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 707 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,271 Oh, my God! 708 00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:29,538 - Oh, my God! 709 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,574 Go! Go! Go! 710 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:34,677 9-1-1. 711 00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,445 9-1-1. Please state your emergency. 712 00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:38,414 Amber Jones appears to be locked in a Porta Potty 713 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,616 on Connecticut and-- All right. 714 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:45,588 - Oh, my God! 715 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,024 -Money! -No, it's not ours! 716 00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,528 I wanna drive! 717 00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,397 -Oh, shit! -Hey, guys. 718 00:48:54,399 --> 00:48:55,698 -Hey. -Hi! 719 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:59,135 - What's shaking? -God! 720 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:02,371 -It's not funny. -We love you, but we gotta run. 721 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,273 - Love you, too. 722 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,676 I'd stay in tonight. 723 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:08,678 Okay, bye! 724 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,516 Cracked it wide fucking open. 725 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,117 - Keeping it. -So, I wouldn't use the word 726 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,453 "heroes," but I just did, so... 727 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,221 - Huh. - Your turn. 728 00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:20,990 That sounds really dangerous. 729 00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:25,695 Oh, I'm sure it does. 730 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:28,431 So, let's hear it. 731 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:29,732 You're a hero, Margaret. 732 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,634 There it is. 733 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,469 So, what's your plan tonight? 734 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,571 Oh, we're celebrating. I don't know if I mentioned, 735 00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:37,707 but that case, it's fucking closed. 736 00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:40,242 So we found some fancy champagne in the basement. 737 00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:42,278 - Did you hear that? 738 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,580 That was fucking perfect. What is going on? 739 00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:46,048 - What? - What? 740 00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:47,650 - Hmm? - - Um, so, are you... 741 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,553 -going out or...? -Yeah, we took that acid 742 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:52,488 we bought from Sam's friend like 20 minutes ago 743 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,490 so... 744 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,264 Sorry, how long have we been on the phone for just now? 745 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,266 I don't know. 40 seconds? 746 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,235 Oh, thank God. That's what I thought. 747 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:14,443 Well, it'd be great to see you before you leave. 748 00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:20,583 -I would love to! 749 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:24,720 You wanna talk tomorrow? I might be a little slow. 750 00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:29,658 Um... what are you up to tonight? 751 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:33,262 Oh, everything. We're hitting all the clubs. 752 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:36,632 We're going to Aspen Hill in our parents' finest attire. 753 00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,768 - Aspen Hill? - - It's up and coming! 754 00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:40,669 Oh did I not mention that we're invincible now? 755 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:43,139 -I didn't hear that part. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 756 00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:45,775 So, we are now and that's kinda our new thing. 757 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,048 Yeah, I'm thinking about pulling the plug 758 00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:54,383 on this whole thing. 759 00:50:54,385 --> 00:51:00,256 ¶ As you are my guy ¶ 760 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:03,092 ¶ ¶ 761 00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:05,461 ¶ You are... ¶ 762 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,500 I'm sorry. 763 00:51:13,805 --> 00:51:15,304 Yes? 764 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,139 Hey, Henry. 765 00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:19,542 Hey, Marky Mark. 766 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:22,611 What are you doing? 767 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:26,849 - Ah, nothing. 768 00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:28,651 I'm--I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 769 00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,354 I'm being--I'm being rude. 770 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:33,856 No! 771 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:36,459 Okay, Marky Mark. 772 00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,628 Marky Mark. Marky Mark. Bye bye! 773 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,831 Bye bye, Marky Mark. Bye bye. 774 00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:46,135 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 775 00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:48,137 Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? 776 00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:49,672 Why do you have this? Why? Why? Why? 777 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,407 -No! -Why do you have this? Why? Why? 778 00:51:57,348 --> 00:52:03,385 ¶ ¶ 779 00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:08,824 Do I savor Christmas cards? 780 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:10,793 Dummy. 781 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:13,462 Do you save your Christmas cards? 782 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:17,566 Ah, well, yeah, but they do eventually find their way 783 00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:21,203 into the trash. So, well...no? 784 00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:25,774 - Oh, fuck. 785 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:29,745 -No. No. No. No. -Fuck! 786 00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,313 Fuck! 787 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:33,616 You'll have to get that tail light fixed. 788 00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,818 You're gonna keep getting these. 789 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,820 Oh, nuts. 790 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:40,689 You are aware that it's cold outside, yeah? 791 00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:43,159 -Yes, sir. -Okay. 792 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:44,927 Well, I don't want you driving on the street anymore 793 00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,630 in this neighborhood. I want you to go home... 794 00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:50,432 and get an Uber. 795 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:53,202 Yes, Officer. 796 00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:55,171 Merry Christmas. 797 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:08,250 - Yeah, shut up. 798 00:53:08,252 --> 00:53:10,386 - Shut up. Shut up. 799 00:53:10,388 --> 00:53:13,355 Look at you. 800 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:16,659 Fucking awesome. 801 00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:20,896 -We love you. -Model citizen, everyone. 802 00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:25,367 You love you and I love you. 803 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:32,374 You and are I are so proud of you. 804 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:41,817 ¶ Go ¶ 805 00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:44,653 ¶ To sleep ¶ 806 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:48,257 ¶ ¶ 807 00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:52,595 ¶ Make ¶ 808 00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:55,598 ¶ Time for a dream ¶ 809 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,668 ¶ ¶ 810 00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:03,572 ¶ Go ¶ 811 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,841 ¶ On my own ¶ 812 00:54:05,843 --> 00:54:07,743 I said, "We're having a celebration." 813 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:09,778 Do you hear a-- a celebration 814 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,313 and we'd be much obliged-- 815 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:13,515 much obliged indeed, 816 00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:16,652 if you would give us two dirty, gin martinis. 817 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,321 One that's on the rocks and the other one... 818 00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:21,457 that isn't on the rocks. 819 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,592 That's off the rocks. That has no rocks. 820 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,561 Thank you so much. 821 00:54:25,563 --> 00:54:26,962 Thank you. 822 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:29,431 ¶ Go to sleep ¶ 823 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,967 ¶ ¶ 824 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,536 Ohhhh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we could 825 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:36,939 only drink your whiskey. 826 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,807 You didn't strike me as the jealous type. 827 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,377 You're outta here. Go. Go. 828 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:43,612 -Oh, we will. -Oh, we will! 829 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,414 We're taking our business to Maryland because... 830 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:49,685 -Gotta go. -you, sir, are far from-- 831 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,053 I left my card inside. Do you mind if I 832 00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:52,688 go in real fast? One second? 833 00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:56,058 -Two minutes. -Thank you. Hold this. 834 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:57,626 ¶ ¶ 835 00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:02,631 ¶ In my arms ¶ 836 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:06,502 ¶ We will go ¶ 837 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:08,570 The Air and Space Museum is fantastic. 838 00:55:08,572 --> 00:55:10,606 Whoa! Hey, buddy! Jesus. 839 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,608 He came early. 840 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,743 The Easter Bunny came early. 841 00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:18,347 ¶ They will find ¶ 842 00:55:20,051 --> 00:55:24,086 ¶ The light ¶ 843 00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:25,654 ¶ ¶ 844 00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:32,394 -We're here! -Don't worry. We're here. 845 00:55:32,396 --> 00:55:36,765 Everyone can rest easy. We've got it all under control. 846 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,767 Swell digs to ring in the New Year. 847 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,569 Ooh, darts. I'm gonna eat 'em. 848 00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:44,106 ¶ Take time for a dream ¶ 849 00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:50,346 ¶ ¶ 850 00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,955 We would like another round of martinis, please. 851 00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:02,758 -We're celebrating. -Yes, we're heroes. 852 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,026 Speaking of which, do you mind if we watch 853 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,494 the local news? We're fans. 854 00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:08,063 Ooh, just in the nick of time. 855 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,065 Thank you. 856 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,668 Thank you. 857 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,436 We'll be back in a moment 858 00:56:14,438 --> 00:56:16,372 with more on that and also the weather forecast, 859 00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:18,006 but first we have some breaking news. 860 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,975 -Oh! Shh! It's on! -In an unusual turn of events, 861 00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:24,146 Amber Jones has been rescued by Montgomery County Sheriffs. 862 00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:33,155 ¶ ¶ 863 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,790 She was trapped in the bathroom 864 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,692 of a gas station near I-495-- 865 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,394 What?! That's not what happened! 866 00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:40,729 We served her up on a silver platter and they blew it. 867 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:41,964 Oh, my God. What'd I say? 868 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:43,665 Five foot of Johnny Law don't know 869 00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:45,467 -a prized ham from a turkey. -That's--Shut up. 870 00:56:45,469 --> 00:56:47,403 ...more as this story develops. 871 00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:48,971 -Oh, my God. -After this. 872 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:52,107 Well, we did our jobs. We can't speak for them. 873 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,476 What'd we do? 874 00:56:54,478 --> 00:56:56,478 Seriously. What'd we actually do? 875 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,447 ...exhausting all resources to find 876 00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,049 the whereabouts of her three-month-old child. 877 00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:02,851 She has a daughter? 878 00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,453 Yeah, they said it today. It's terrible. 879 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:06,555 Ugh, gross. Wait, what? 880 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:15,564 ¶ ¶ 881 00:57:24,175 --> 00:57:28,043 She would've said-- 882 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:31,013 ¶ ¶ 883 00:57:31,015 --> 00:57:32,948 9-1-1. Please state your emergency. 884 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,484 Uh, Amber Jones' baby Joy, she's in a drainage pipe 885 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:36,652 -in Kensington. -No, she would've told-- 886 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:38,187 Shut up. She's crazy. 887 00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:39,855 -What is your current location? -There's no time. 888 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,190 It's freezing outside. Please, just go now. 889 00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:42,958 -Oh, no. -All right. 890 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,227 -Where is this drainage pipe? -It's uh... 891 00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:47,863 It's behind Russian's. 892 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,898 It's off Connecticut in the woods behind... 893 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,633 -How many miles? How many miles? -Henry! 894 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:52,768 -It's only a mile away. -Goddamnit. Goddamnit. 895 00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:54,236 -We have to go. Now. -Shit. 896 00:57:57,208 --> 00:58:03,245 ¶ ¶ 897 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,159 Oh, no. 898 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:57,266 Shhh... Oh, shhh... 899 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:13,615 Joy! 900 00:59:13,617 --> 00:59:15,884 -Joy! -Where is she? 901 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:17,853 -Where is she? -Joy! 902 00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:21,223 -Joy! -Joy! 903 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:25,661 -Joy! -Joy! Joy! 904 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:30,165 Joy! 905 00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:42,311 We lost the baby. 906 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,050 ¶ ¶ 907 00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,719 Where is she? Where is she? 908 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,921 Joy! 909 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,957 Mar! 910 00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,229 - What? 911 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,265 The baby. 912 01:00:08,072 --> 01:00:10,305 Where'd you find Joy? 913 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,674 - How you know my baby's name? 914 01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:14,710 Oh! 915 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,679 Oh, come on! 916 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:21,249 We were just having a talk about our money. 917 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:25,120 Ugh, your money's all over there. 918 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:27,956 - What did you say? 919 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,891 Your money, it's all back there. 920 01:00:29,893 --> 01:00:31,827 There's a whole fucking bag of it, 921 01:00:31,829 --> 01:00:34,396 you fucking peasant. 922 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:37,332 -When did you find Joy? -What? 923 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,135 Is she cold? Can I hold her? 924 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,370 - Hey! 925 01:00:41,372 --> 01:00:45,007 -Hey-- -Hey! Hey! 926 01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,241 - Hey... 927 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:54,383 Okay... 928 01:00:57,388 --> 01:00:59,388 Okay. 929 01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:11,867 Show me where it is. 930 01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:15,137 - The kid can stay. Come on. - -Thank you. 931 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,878 - Let's go. -No. 932 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:26,882 Let's go! 933 01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,717 No. 934 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,231 Fuck! 935 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:46,068 Get in the house. 936 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:48,804 Get back inside! 937 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:51,473 -Get back in--Get-- -Help! 938 01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:53,408 - Get back in-- -Help! 939 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:55,210 - Fuck! 940 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,179 Everyone, put your hands 941 01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:59,214 above your head. 942 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:02,384 Put your hands above your head! 943 01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:08,223 Drop your weapon or we will open fire. 944 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,895 Requesting back up. We got a full house here. 945 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,230 Okay, we have 482 coming out there. 946 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:18,400 Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 947 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:20,769 You guys be cool. 948 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:24,873 - Is the baby inside? 949 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:28,944 Remain silent. Trust me. 950 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,203 Hey... 951 01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:57,806 I'm surprised you still have those on. 952 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:09,184 Probably didn't know we could do that, did you? 953 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,222 Well... 954 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:16,825 there's clearly been some kind of misunderstanding 955 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:20,796 that put you at the same house with a kidnapped child. 956 01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:24,065 I'd love to clear this up and send you home. 957 01:03:24,067 --> 01:03:26,268 So, let's have it. 958 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,483 What are you doing? 959 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,020 Hm. 960 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:51,259 Well, listen, I'd hate to have to lock you up for the night. 961 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:54,196 You know, this isn't a nice place for a girl like you 962 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:57,833 to stay on New Year's. 963 01:03:57,835 --> 01:04:00,168 Now, maybe if you gave me a little something 964 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,038 to work with, I could give you a ride home. 965 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,841 We could start fresh again in the morning. 966 01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:18,053 Well, Margaret... 967 01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:20,956 seeing that you're remaining silent only leads me to believe 968 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,225 you're behind this whole thing... 969 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:26,161 like your boyfriend Henry said. 970 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,632 And I wish I could help you. 971 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,868 You seem like a good kid... 972 01:04:34,905 --> 01:04:38,139 but it's getting late. Guess we'll just have to wait 973 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,275 till tomorrow when the court opens 974 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:43,645 to charge you with suspicion of kidnapping. 975 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:47,649 Which I don't have to tell you is a very serious crime. 976 01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:55,557 You can use your phone for a sec. 977 01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:01,162 You should probably call home. 978 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,906 Who is that? 979 01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:16,311 It's one of my idiot friends. 980 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,183 Sorry, he didn't pick up. 981 01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:27,923 I want my phone call! 982 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,660 I need to call my mother! 983 01:05:31,662 --> 01:05:33,495 Hey! 984 01:05:33,497 --> 01:05:36,698 I gotta get back to the party. 985 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,600 - Fuck! 986 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:42,604 It's almost four. I gotta get back to the party! 987 01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:47,108 - I left my dick at the party! 988 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:49,945 - I have to go back 989 01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:52,547 to get my dick! 990 01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:55,150 My dick is at a party! 991 01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,487 What do you call a cow masturbating? 992 01:05:59,489 --> 01:06:03,291 - What? -Beef stroganoff. 993 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:08,296 ¶ ¶ 994 01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,693 Oh, gracias. 995 01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:40,295 Margaret Rockland, 996 01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:41,496 your buddy's lawyer wants to see you. 997 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,067 ¶ ¶ 998 01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:48,403 Yeah, we really lucked out. 999 01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:50,205 We have to come back in a while and testify 1000 01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:52,474 which actually could be kinda fun. 1001 01:06:52,476 --> 01:06:54,709 We just have to tap dance around self-incrimination 1002 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:57,312 and say citizen's arrest like three times. 1003 01:06:57,314 --> 01:06:59,681 Yeah, assault and obstruction of justice 1004 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,549 would be a real shame. 1005 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,518 As would possession of an illegal firearm 1006 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,587 and criminal abduction. 1007 01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,323 -Allegedly speaking. -Ah, so, uh... 1008 01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:10,525 remaining silent is actually pretty good advice then, huh? 1009 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,560 That's what I hear. 1010 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,366 So, uh... 1011 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,502 what about the Russian? 1012 01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:22,170 His name's Russian. 1013 01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:23,772 I'm not sure he's actually Russian. 1014 01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:26,041 Uh, he's fine. 1015 01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:29,677 He got home, saw his missing kid, 1016 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:33,782 and thought, "I should probably move all my shit." 1017 01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,185 You should probably move your shit. 1018 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:39,320 Okay, so he packs up all his stuff 1019 01:07:39,322 --> 01:07:41,389 and leaves it at a friend's, 1020 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,792 no intent to sell, then what? 1021 01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:45,760 He got back a couple hours later 1022 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:47,829 to call the police about the kid only to find 1023 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:51,099 Amber's recording partners there waiting for him. 1024 01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:53,435 -Hey. -And, so, if you had remembered 1025 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,437 to hang up the police call... 1026 01:07:55,439 --> 01:07:59,174 They couldn't have tracked it. 1027 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,376 And so... 1028 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,745 Dirt nap. 1029 01:08:03,747 --> 01:08:06,848 - Holy shit. - Yup. 1030 01:08:06,850 --> 01:08:08,850 Are you fucking with me right now? 1031 01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:10,718 Nope. 1032 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,125 Shit. 1033 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,830 Okay, so... 1034 01:08:21,832 --> 01:08:23,832 so this girl self-kidnaps, 1035 01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:28,203 she has her business partners order a ransom 1036 01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:32,440 her dad drops a bag of money off a bridge or something-- 1037 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,342 like in a fricken movie. 1038 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:37,812 Once they got it, she maces them both-- 1039 01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:40,882 I'm assuming while the kid's in the room... 1040 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:43,618 um...leaves the kid 1041 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:47,188 at her baby daddy house... 1042 01:08:47,190 --> 01:08:48,523 who's a drug dealer-- 1043 01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:49,891 Well, I think she was only planning on 1044 01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:51,493 leaving her there for a second. 1045 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:55,230 So, then... 1046 01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:58,466 she...calls him up to, uh... 1047 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,369 apologize or-- or renegotiate 1048 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:04,272 or whatever and she tells them where she is 1049 01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:05,874 thinking they won't come after her. 1050 01:09:05,876 --> 01:09:09,444 Hey... phone call's over. 1051 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:12,147 Well, in her defense, I don't think she had 1052 01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:14,516 much of a master plan. 1053 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:17,785 Well, I would say... 1054 01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:21,189 destructively irresponsible, 1055 01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:22,891 but, um... 1056 01:09:22,893 --> 01:09:27,762 I guess, uh, short-sighted is a more opportune word. 1057 01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:31,432 Yeah. 1058 01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:33,868 It's kinda going around this season, huh? 1059 01:09:42,212 --> 01:09:43,912 Yeah, I guess so. 1060 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:48,950 Kinda disappointing, you know? 1061 01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:54,289 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Maggie. 1062 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,561 I just... 1063 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:01,563 miss... 1064 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:08,937 I just keep waiting for an adult to show up and take over, 1065 01:10:08,939 --> 01:10:11,539 but it's still just... 1066 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,441 me. 1067 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,218 You know, we could talk about actual shit. 1068 01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:26,688 I guess I miss that more than anything. 1069 01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:28,723 Yeah, well, I'm not dead, dude. 1070 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:34,329 Yeah, I-I know. 1071 01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:41,936 So, how's the office? 1072 01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,738 Dad's, uh... 1073 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,574 getting real old, man. 1074 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,677 Yeah, that might be the worst part. 1075 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,450 You know, it's just we can't fuck anymore. 1076 01:10:55,452 --> 01:10:58,419 It's not a death sentence. 1077 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,321 Yeah, I know. 1078 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:16,771 ¶ ¶ 1079 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:23,011 Um... 1080 01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,747 I gotta go back inside. I didn't, uh... 1081 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,516 bring a coat out with me. 1082 01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,520 Love you, Maggie. 1083 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,861 I love you, too, Marky. 1084 01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:06,721 Then why don't you marry him? 1085 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:13,428 That was in poor taste. I'm sorry. 1086 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:14,996 Dude, why are you still Tindering? 1087 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,065 -We're leaving town. -I know, right? 1088 01:12:17,067 --> 01:12:18,933 What are you gonna do, jump off the bus? 1089 01:12:18,935 --> 01:12:20,468 -You never know. -You never know what? 1090 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:23,805 You never can be quite sure. 1091 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:29,377 ¶ ¶ 1092 01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:31,079 Some argue that by this point 1093 01:12:31,081 --> 01:12:33,848 in the administration, his lucidity was so far impaired 1094 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:35,717 that he could only comprehend what was directly 1095 01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:38,586 in front of him like a goldfish or a bumblebee. 1096 01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:41,089 It wasn't to say that his intentions were malicious 1097 01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:44,926 so much as ungrasping of the scenario in its whole. 1098 01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:49,364 Next up, we'll be listening to an interview 1099 01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:52,467 from earlier today with the DJ that we all love to hate, 1100 01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,435 Jonathan Sears. 1101 01:12:54,437 --> 01:13:00,475 ¶ ¶ 1102 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,913 Hey. 1103 01:13:13,089 --> 01:13:15,456 We live... 1104 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,425 in New York. 1105 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:23,464 ¶ ¶ 1106 01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:23,524 ¶ ¶ 1107 01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,464 ¶ ¶ 1108 01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:32,767 ¶ Just walk away ¶ 1109 01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:34,669 ¶ ¶ 1110 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:38,973 ¶ Just walk away ¶ 1111 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:41,042 ¶ ¶ 1112 01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:44,645 ¶ Give me your heart, your body ¶ 1113 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:48,182 ¶ Your mind and your whole soul ¶ 1114 01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:51,652 ¶ And I'll spare your life ¶ 1115 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,689 ¶ Give you safe passage ¶ 1116 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:58,526 ¶ Just walk ¶ 1117 01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,194 ¶ Away ¶ 1118 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:01,929 ¶ ¶ 1119 01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:04,932 ¶ Just walk ¶ 1120 01:15:04,934 --> 01:15:07,034 ¶ Away ¶ 1121 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,036 ¶ ¶ 1122 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,838 ¶ Just walk ¶ 1123 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,840 ¶ Just walk ¶ 1124 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:16,177 ¶ Just walk away ¶ 1125 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:19,881 ¶ Just walk away, 1126 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:21,949 ¶ Yeah ¶ 1127 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:27,989 ¶ ¶ 1128 01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:44,639 ¶ Waited for the cold ¶ 1129 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:49,977 ¶ ¶ 1130 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:53,814 ¶ And I can't ¶ 1131 01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:57,585 ¶ Forget when we were ¶ 1132 01:15:57,587 --> 01:16:01,255 ¶ Small ¶ 1133 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:03,724 ¶ ¶ 1134 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:05,626 ¶ Waited for ¶ 1135 01:16:05,628 --> 01:16:10,631 ¶ The cold to come ¶ 1136 01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:16,070 ¶ ¶ 1137 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:19,807 ¶ Breathing through the weak ¶ 1138 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:24,612 ¶ And it came out strong ¶ 1139 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:28,649 ¶ ¶ 1140 01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:32,086 ¶ Waited for the cold ¶ 1141 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,922 ¶ To come ¶ 1142 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:40,895 ¶ ¶ 1143 01:16:40,897 --> 01:16:45,199 ¶ Can't believe I'm waiting ¶ 1144 01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:50,972 ¶ Wanting for more ¶ 1145 01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:52,340 ¶ ¶ 1146 01:16:52,342 --> 01:16:56,277 ¶ And I can't ¶ 1147 01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:58,312 ¶ Leave you now ¶ 1148 01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:01,916 ¶ And I can't ¶ 1149 01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:04,318 ¶ Breathe out ¶ 1150 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:09,190 ¶ And I won't ¶ 1151 01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:12,226 ¶ Ask for more ¶ 1152 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:15,129 ¶ ¶ 1153 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:20,768 ¶ When you go now ¶ 1154 01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:26,173 ¶ Don't make boy mad ¶ 1155 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:31,846 ¶ And we won't talk about ¶ 1156 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:36,117 ¶ What went wrong ¶ 86002

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