All language subtitles for Looney Tunes s22e09 The Weakly Reporter.eng

ANNOUNCER:
With all of America geared to total war...

... vigilant, mobilized...

... and with a unity of purpose
that literally staggers the imagination...

... let us see how daily life
on the home front has been affected.

Well, fewer automobiles are seen
on the highways nowadays.

Probably never saw a horse before.

Despite the lack of heavy traffic...

... the speed cop still manages
to round up an occasional customer.

All right, Barney Oldfield. Pull over there.

ANNOUNCER: However,
those fortunates who still have cars...

... are faced with a new problem...

... but meet the situation
with typical American ingenuity.

"Share your car" is the order of the day.

This is for you. And this is for you.

Here's yours. This one's for you.

ANNOUNCER:
And some patriotic commuters...

... have carried the sharing program
even further.

Auto accidents
have decreased somewhat...

... but sometimes are unavoidable.

While there is sufficient food for all...

... many items of the diet
fall into the luxury class.

- Have you any porterhouse steak?
- We certainly have, lady.

[BUTCHER CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

That'll be $ 1.19.

WOMAN: Some shortages
may be a blessing in disguise.

Now that John
can get all the coffee he wants...

... he frequently has trouble
getting to sleep nights.

But during rationing, well...

Hoarding is practically a thing of the past,
thanks to Uncle Sam's vigilance.

But there is one particular type of hoarding
that Uncle Sam encourages.

Yes, you can't hoard too many of these.

WOMAN: During wartime,
milady, too, must do her bit.

And what better way
than by keeping herself charming?

Now, there, dearie,
is a darling new model.

It's not only chic, but also smart besides.

And it sure certainly does things
for you, dearie.

WOMAN: The girdle,
that molder of the form divine...

... has gone to war on the scrap pile.

And the figure
that once looked like this...

Now minus girdle.

Well, you see what I mean.

ANNOUNCER:
Though organized gangsterism...

... has been greatly curbed by the FBI...

... occasional outbreaks
of large-scale robberies still occur.

Okay, buddy. This is a stickup.
Come on, hand it over.

ANNOUNCER:
More and more, women are filling jobs...

... that in the past
had been held exclusively by men.

For instance,
the hard-boiled taxi driver of yesterday...

... has been replaced
by a dainty member of the fair sex.

Hop in, mac.
Where do you wish to go to? Where?

ANNOUNCER: Even the Army
has opened its doors to women.

Yes, the WACs
are donning their war paint.

On special training grounds,
advanced groups receive instruction...

... in the rough-and-tumble fighting tactics
of the commandos.

And brother, do they fight dirty.

Every war, too,
is productive of feminine intrigue.

No. No, no, I can't do it.

I can't go through with it. No, no, no.
No, it would be treason.

But you must do this for me.

I can't go back without them.

Please.

Please.

MAN:
Mm. Oh.

Very well.

Here. That'll be 50 cents.

ANNOUNCER: More and yet more
workers, men and women...

... are being called upon to meet
America's greatest production program.

ANNOUNCER:
In hundreds of new factories...

... the wheels of industry
are humming 24 hours a day...

... producing guns and planes and tanks...

... and building ships
faster than they've ever been built before.

- But where's the boat?
- Just start swinging, lady.

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