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You were gettin' caught up
with your pals the other day...
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DARYL: Have yous ever
heard of sober October?
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That's an emo band
from Hamilton?
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No, it's just like being sober
for the whole month of October.
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Oh, one month off booze ain't
gonna cleans out your livers.
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Might help you a wee bit
on the scale, though.
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Everything in moderation.
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You ever heard of
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�no nut November?
�What's that?
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Oh, I bet it's got something to
do with not nuttin' in November.
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Regular ejaculations decreases
your risks of prostate cancer.
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Oh, no, fuck.
Now we're havin' fun.
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It's good cardio though.
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Somethin' you tryna
say to me, Dary?
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But I was reading
about this thing called
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beat your dick December.
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Beat your dick December?
What's the rumpus grumpus?
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Well, you look at the calendar,
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and if it's like the first,
second or the third,
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that's how many times per day
you need to mix a batch.
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So, on the 20th of December, you
got to mix 20 separate batches?
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You got'er pontiac.
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There's 30 days hath September,
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June and November.
All rest, 31, so...
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So, on the 31st,
you'd have to batch 31 times?
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You heard it here first.
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How's he gonna fuck that pig?
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Well...
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From the 1st to the 5th,
you're having a good time.
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And even up until the 10th.
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The 12th, you're
starting to fade.
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And by the 15th, you're
definitely not full bars.
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Oh, I don't think I could
continue past the 15th.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Wayne?
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Yeah.
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You're saying you could
batch 15 times on the 15th
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despite the fact that you
batched 14 times the day before,
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13 times the day before that
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and so on and so forth
back to one?
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Yeah.
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Could, could you do 20?
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�Yeah.
�Stay hydrated.
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What say we pick up
the conversation on the 25th?
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Oh, yeah, the 25th.
Christmas Day.
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That presents some obstacles,
what with family obligations
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�or what not. You need a plan.
�What's the plan, Dan?
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Please explain, Wayne.
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Well this, like everything,
starts with diet.
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What's on the menu?
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Oh, you'd want foods that boost
your testosterone, likely.
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Judging by biceps over there,
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I think that's already
on the menu, likely.
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Oatmeal, tuna, red meat,
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and poultry.
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Remember when I said
stay hydrated?
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A person should
always stay hydrated, Dary.
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How would you maneuver
around your family?
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Yeah. Nieces and nephews.
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You wouldn't.
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I really think
you should, Wayne.
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You're goin' away for Christmas.
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No, uh,
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Destination Christmas?
There has to be an alternative.
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�There's no alternative.
�What about presents?
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Real men finish what
they started, Dary.
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�He's right.
�So, now, the critical
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component in all this, I think,
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is sleep.
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I hadn't even thought of that.
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Well, you've hammered on it
25 times in 24 calendar hours.
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And, the day before,
you've hammered on it
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24 times in 24 calendar hours.
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And so on and so forth.
Back to one.
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Yeah, you'd need
a good night's sleep.
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Oh, some nappin'
in there for sure.
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Yeah, you'd be pretty
worn out from all that
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Christmas Eve hustle and bustle.
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So, I would suggest
getting us all 12 hours of sleep
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to rest and replenish,
then wake up,
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hammer on it twice an hour
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for the next 12 hours
to meet your quota.
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Twenty�four times
in 12 hours is still 1 shy
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of your Christmas Day quota?
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I know.
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So, when'r you gonna squeeze
out your 25th squeezers?
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�Dealer's choice really.
�No.
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No.
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Not a single 12 hour effort.
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It's too many variables
in a window that small.
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Too much uncertainty.
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You're saying you'd use
the full 24 hours?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we're on
military time now.
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�When do you start?
�Zero dark.
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But that's when Santa comes.
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And then?
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Zero dark thirty.
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So, you'd hammer out
the first two
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in the first hour you're awakes?
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�Can confirm.
�And then what?
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Once an hour for the
remaining 23 hours?
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�You bet.
�Holds water.
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�Stay hydrated.
�All that you wanna do
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is you wanna set your alarm
to wake you up
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every hour on the hour.
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And the program is, you wake up,
hammer on it, sleep,
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wake up, then you'd hammer
on it, then you'd sleep.
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And so on and so forth?
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Well, some snackin'
in there for sure.
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Yeah, handful of trail mix.
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You've hammered out
your first two
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at zero dark
and zero dark thirty.
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Could even back to back
those fellas if you're
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feeling good out of the gate.
Then, it's sheets.
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0100 hours, just up the road.
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And stay hydrated, of course.
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That's some snackin' in there
for sure. Need some snacks.
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You'd think you'd
wanna do it standing up
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so your muscles don't atrophy.
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I think if anything,
they'd hypertrophy.
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�I think so too.
�Would you alternate hands?
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Oh, you'd have to.
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25 one�arm squeezers
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sounds like a lot of unnecessary
strain on the heart.
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Yeah, you'd definitely need a
helping hand from the other guy.
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And you'd stick with
that program till the 31st?
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Yup. Wake up.
Hammer on it. Snack. Nap.
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Wake up. I'd need to
hammer on it. Snack and nap.
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�And so on and so forth?
�Rinse and repeat.
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Have you considered
performance enhancers?
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The fact you'd even present that
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says a lot about ya, good buddy.
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You could just as easily
call it antisocial December.
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�Wayne?
�Dary.
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Could you make it to 31?
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Oh, if I've executed Christmas,
for a total of...
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Ballpark 325 squeezers
in 1 fiscal month...
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You're a man on fire.
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It's like I'm indestructible
by both scientific
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and pop�culture standards.
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Tank�like momentum.
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So?
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Yeah.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Holy fuck.
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Look at this coming.
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Could you be any
fuckin' louder, bud?
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All singin', all dancin', bud.
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Jaker!
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Hey, put some fuckin'
clothes on, cousin.
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Not my forte, cousin.
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There's that good old,
warm Canadian welcome.
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Well, every other country
fuckin' hates ya
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so we may as well give you
some love, am I right?
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That's what family's for.
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Who called you, you old devil.
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Need not call the devil, cousin.
He'll come all on his own.
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Those Westboro Baptists
teach you that ones?
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Squirrelly.
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How'd you find your way up here
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when you can't even point out
the country on a map, big fella?
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Big fella? I guess that's fair.
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We still got
trans�fats stateside
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but they banned 'em up here
so, what's your excuse?
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�Maple syrups.
�Huh.
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�Well, get up, Dary.
�Wasn't gonna.
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What, you scared I'll put you
in the sharpshooter again?
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That was the Boston Crab
last time.
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A Canadian correcting
an American on wrestling moves.
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What a time to be alive.
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Sharpshooter is a Canadian move,
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which I've since learned
how to reverse.
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Hey, you may farm cattle, Dary,
but you're all chickenshit.
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I'd have some balls
taking one of yours
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when Michigan's got
the cheapest beer stateside.
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What kind of watered down swill
did you bring us this time?
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Call this one sixteen bucks.
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And I call this one 15.95.
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That is absolute horse shit.
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Call someone who cares, Dan.
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But you better use my cell phone
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since yous pay three times
the price for that as well.
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How many months have you
been back from your first tour
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�Jaker?
�Two.
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Let me hear you count
that high, Dary.
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So, are you planning
on going back then?
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Fuck yeah. Get some.
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Well, yanks love their country,
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so, whatcha gonna
say about yanks?
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So, what brings you up north?
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Well, what do you do when
your cousint's down in a hole?
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You get right down
there with him.
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�Sorry, chief.
�You can't win em all, chief.
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Had your bachelor party
all planned out and everything.
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Well, I'm not usually one
for that sort of pageantry, so.
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But do you wanna know what?
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Well, it depends
if what's worth knowing.
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The big plan
for your bachelor party
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is also the same plan that's
gonna get you over the hump here
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�Really?
�Why are you so squirrelly?
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No.
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They oughtta stop
calling you squirrelly.
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I think I know
what's on deck here.
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Five bucks says you do,
shady Katy.
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Yous are goin' off Broadway.
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The ballet. The cabaret.
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The showroom. The S�club.
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�The juice bar.
�The observatory.
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The night shift.
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Take a little trip to Euhornia.
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Investigate area 69.
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�The dollar holler.
�The snail tracker.
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What the fuck
are yous talking about?
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Merry titsmas, cousint.
We're going to the rippers.
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�The what?
�The peelers.
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�Huh?
�We're going to the strip club.
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Hooray!
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Now, I see why
you were so fucking squirrelly.
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We're gonna plunk you right
up front in the meat seats.
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Right up gyno�row.
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We'll be so close,
you'll be able
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�to hear the ocean.
�No.
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I'mma take that
nickname away from you
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if I don't start
seeing some squirrelly.
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There's no way
I can do that
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and looks Professor Tricia
in the eye.
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We've come too far as a species
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to take part in such
primitive behaviors.
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�Hey, Dan.
�Yeah.
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�What's better than a lecture?
�What?
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A leave.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go eat your food.
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Well, I really do
appreciate it cousint,
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but I think I'll take a pass.
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Too late, good buddy.
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Your best pal got at me
to get this sorted
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eight fiscal weeks ago.
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�Who me?
�No.
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�Then who?
�Wayne, how are you now?
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�McMurray, what?
�That's right.
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�How are you...
�How are you now?
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�Well, not bad.
�How are you now?
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�Fine, I said how are you now.
�Fine, count to three.
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�So, you know.
�Stop talking.
247
00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:06,819
�I know. Three.
�One, two, three.
248
00:11:06,851 --> 00:11:08,321
�And then, I stop talking.
�That's when you fucking stop.
249
00:11:08,352 --> 00:11:11,322
�Told him to stop talking.
�Don't you start talking now.
250
00:11:11,355 --> 00:11:12,485
�You're only making it worse.
�(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
251
00:11:12,522 --> 00:11:17,092
It's not gonna get any better
unless you stop talking.
252
00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:28,236
They've been here all night?
253
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,012
They keep drinking,
I keep pouring.
254
00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:33,276
Yeah!
255
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,150
But you can't
legally serve booze
256
00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,349
between the hours
of 2am and 11am.
257
00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:38,421
I don't give a shit.
258
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,460
Oh!
259
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,193
What's first, gents?
260
00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:53,057
Bench press? Leg press?
Military press?
261
00:11:53,097 --> 00:11:54,867
�Press pause.
�You're done working out.
262
00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:56,999
�Why?
�Need to be quick in a fight.
263
00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:59,174
It's like being a hockey player.
Bulk will only slow you down.
264
00:11:59,203 --> 00:12:01,013
Explosive speed. Agility.
265
00:12:01,038 --> 00:12:02,438
�Excuse me?
�What?
266
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,342
Our job was to get him muscle.
267
00:12:04,374 --> 00:12:06,584
Your job is to teach him
how to use it.
268
00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:07,881
�Sit down.
�We will
269
00:12:07,912 --> 00:12:09,852
absolutely not sit down.
270
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,980
�Sit down.
�As you wish.
271
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,616
Why the precipitous
modification of course?
272
00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,292
I got jacked so I could fight.
273
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,060
�And win.
�I'm packin'.
274
00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:19,418
I'll say.
275
00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:21,626
�Mmm.
�Mmm�hmm.
276
00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:23,529
�So, what's the problem?
�You can't take a punch.
277
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,100
�Yes, I can.
�No, you can't.
278
00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:26,429
Yes, I can.
279
00:12:26,463 --> 00:12:28,933
�Roald.
�Roald!
280
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,226
�Dude.
�Good. Come.
281
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:32,872
Sit.
282
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,135
�Roald?
�Stewart.
283
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,908
Roald's on our team
for this one.
284
00:12:39,944 --> 00:12:41,584
Can we be on Stewart's team?
285
00:12:41,612 --> 00:12:43,212
We'll be on Stewart's team.
286
00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:44,307
What are we even doing here?
287
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:47,516
�Cousint?
�Cousint.
288
00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:51,291
All know, I generally pass
on this sort of pageantry.
289
00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:52,921
Give him a kick
in the bum, cousint.
290
00:12:52,957 --> 00:12:54,587
Suck it up, buttercup.
291
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,625
I'm going to the outlet malls.
292
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,130
I'll be back to pick yous up
in a couple hours.
293
00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:00,462
If you yanks have one thing
sorted, it's your shopping.
294
00:13:00,497 --> 00:13:01,567
Adios.
295
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,643
Why'd we have to come
stateside for this?
296
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:07,169
Everyone knows the best
rippers are stateside.
297
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,074
Especially my buddy, Dierks.
298
00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:11,306
�Dierks?
�Yeah. Like Dierks Bentley.
299
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:14,181
Dierks. That man is a legend.
300
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,381
�You know him?
�Of course, I do.
301
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:16,482
Who do you think
helped me orchestrate
302
00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:17,653
this for my best friend Wayne?
303
00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:19,322
�And he's a legend?
�Of course, he is.
304
00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:21,049
Why do you think they
call him ol' long dick Dierks?
305
00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:23,145
Dierks loves peelers
and the peelers love Dierks.
306
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,157
�Oh, is that what they do?
�Course, they do.
307
00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:27,159
Why do you think they call
him ol' long dong Dierks?
308
00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:28,391
How many guesses do I get?
309
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:30,363
Maybe yous should call me
310
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,704
ol' long dick Dary
while we're in here.
311
00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:36,071
Better clear it with
ol' long dick Dierks first.
312
00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:39,595
Gentlemen.
313
00:13:41,105 --> 00:13:43,065
The ballet awaits.
314
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:28,424
Dierks.
315
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,757
Oh, hi, smooth cock,
how are you?
316
00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:33,659
Ol' long dick himself!
317
00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:36,061
Booboo kitty fuck. Who's Daryl?
318
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,000
Him.
319
00:14:38,028 --> 00:14:40,058
Well, what's left of him anyway.
320
00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:42,127
Very cool. Very cool, very nice.
321
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,166
�And Wayne?
�Right here.
322
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,541
Yup. This is Wayne.
323
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,140
My best friend, Wayne.
324
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,572
Heard a lot about you, hot beef.
325
00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:51,637
�K.
�Look at you. Very stiff.
326
00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:54,306
Very phallic, very phallic,
Very fresh.
327
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,014
Some quick math. One, two.
328
00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:58,084
Three, four.
329
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,518
My treat. Ladies, please.
330
00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:05,191
Easy now, Dierksy.
331
00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:08,531
�Thank you.
�Thank you.
332
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,100
But no thank you.
333
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,059
Respectfully.
334
00:15:13,097 --> 00:15:15,297
Very respectful.
Very respectful.
335
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,802
Very smooth. But it's okay,
big dad. They love it.
336
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:20,605
No thank you. Respectfully.
337
00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:22,368
Very certain. Very certain.
338
00:15:22,406 --> 00:15:24,566
Very stoic. Your call,
sweet and sexy.
339
00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:26,509
Let's have a drink, cousint.
340
00:15:28,412 --> 00:15:30,312
�Baby steps.
�Your terms are acceptable.
341
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:32,621
Thank you very much, ladies.
342
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:33,680
It's not you.
343
00:15:33,984 --> 00:15:35,394
Cheers.
344
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:36,519
To very hot guys.
345
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:42,791
Not your type?
Very fair, cute guy.
346
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,327
Very fair, very focused.
347
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,801
Not my type either.
I like a tomboy.
348
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:50,170
Tomboys are decisive.
Very decisive, very deserving.
349
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,500
Very disciplined.
You like a tomboy?
350
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,643
I'm hammered.
351
00:15:54,672 --> 00:15:57,072
Would you look at
that one over there?
352
00:15:57,675 --> 00:15:59,575
She is something tiny.
353
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,210
Yeah, you should
maybe have an eye.
354
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:03,145
When McMurray gets hammered,
he starts saying stuff...
355
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,680
She's so tiny, you could
just pick her up,
356
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,416
put her on top of you and then
just jerk yourself of with her.
357
00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:10,593
I'd have a piss.
358
00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:17,560
Hey.
359
00:16:17,595 --> 00:16:21,825
�Hey.
�Oh, Bonnie McMurray!
360
00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,526
Yous are going hard.
361
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,367
We owe it to Ovi.
362
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,472
Ovi raised the bar
for Cup celly's.
363
00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:30,814
Ovi! Ovi! Ovi! Ovi!
364
00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:34,381
Hey. Hey. You've been
playing this song all day.
365
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,381
Let's switch it up.
366
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,652
First guy in the room
picks the music, sniper.
367
00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,582
Seniority rules, sniper.
368
00:16:39,617 --> 00:16:42,487
Jock Jams for days.
369
00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:45,459
Ovi! Ovi! Ovi!
370
00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:48,529
�Ovi!
�Yeah. Okay. Jams.
371
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:49,788
You're only playing one.
372
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:54,195
We're number one!
We're number one!
373
00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:55,731
�Okay, okay.
�We're number one!
374
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,396
We're number one!
We're number one!
375
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,635
Hey. Everyone in here
is getting chapped ass.
376
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,312
How many cups have they won?
377
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,810
Talk to me when
you've won a Cupski!
378
00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:11,782
We're number one!
We're number one!
379
00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:16,286
We're number one!
We're number one!
380
00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:20,927
�How are you now?
�Good and you?
381
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,358
�Not so bad.
�What are you doing?
382
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,800
Oh, I'd rather not say.
383
00:17:24,829 --> 00:17:27,259
But I'm doing it haphazardly.
384
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,697
Haphazardly's a funny word.
385
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,803
Do you wanna know
what else is a funny word?
386
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,344
�What?
�Tiramisu.
387
00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:32,268
You in a mood to run the dogs?
388
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,942
Oh, I'm always in
a mood to run the dogs.
389
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:37,341
�Pitter patter.
�I can't though. Currently.
390
00:17:37,374 --> 00:17:39,684
�Rain check?
�I should say.
391
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,780
I got a Monopoly board
and all the properties
392
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,312
are places from Letterkenny.
393
00:17:43,347 --> 00:17:45,347
�Oh yeah, which one's Boardwalk?
�MoDean's.
394
00:17:45,382 --> 00:17:46,922
MoDean's one, two or three?
395
00:17:46,951 --> 00:17:48,691
You'll have to
come by to find out.
396
00:17:49,386 --> 00:17:51,486
�Soon?
�Sooner than later.
397
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:52,621
Bring Stormy.
398
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,687
If you don't I'll point you
back where you came from.
399
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,385
�Good enough.
�Talk to ya.
400
00:17:56,426 --> 00:17:57,486
Yup we'll talk to ya.
401
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,729
�Hola.
�Hola.
402
00:18:01,766 --> 00:18:03,596
�Where are yous from?
�Vene�thwela.
403
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,204
�And you?
�Vene�fwela.
404
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:06,635
�And you?
�Vene�huela.
405
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,241
Is that right?
Say one more time.
406
00:18:09,273 --> 00:18:10,543
�Vene�thwela.
�Okay.
407
00:18:10,574 --> 00:18:11,814
�Vene�fwela.
�Okay.
408
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,582
�Vene�huela.
�Oh, fuck, there you go.
409
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,546
The line to the ladies
was too long.
410
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:19,921
�Okay.
�You're ol' long dick's buddy
411
00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,190
I'm his acquaintance.
412
00:18:21,218 --> 00:18:24,288
We had your bachelor party all
lined up a couple months back.
413
00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:25,661
Dierks canceled last minute.
414
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,860
�Way she goes.
�Well, no ring, I see.
415
00:18:27,892 --> 00:18:30,562
�Can't win 'em all.
�I'll do the math.
416
00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:32,495
Everyone's always
fuckin' someone else.
417
00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:35,901
Well, not everyone.
418
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,903
Got any reason
to believe otherwise?
419
00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:39,665
You're a good old boy then.
420
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,744
Dying breed.
421
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,882
Get real. Everybody's always
fuckin' someone else.
422
00:18:47,411 --> 00:18:48,711
Getting back out there?
423
00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:50,206
Oh, I don't think I...
424
00:18:53,818 --> 00:18:55,518
Have any other option.
425
00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:57,921
Excuse me.
426
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,834
Alejandro. Alijandro.
Allesandro.
427
00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:03,629
�Vene�thwela.
�Vene�thwela.
428
00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:04,701
Vene�thwela.
429
00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:06,763
Why is Roald on your team?
430
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,697
Can't be on the same team
if you're gonna fight.
431
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,303
�We're gonna fight?
�Stewart?
432
00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:11,944
�I refuse.
�Then you fight me.
433
00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,369
�You?
�Or me.
434
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,805
�No.
�Good. Roald, then.
435
00:19:16,841 --> 00:19:19,411
�Roald is my best friend.
�Stewart.
436
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,583
Uh, whatever happened
to personal besties?
437
00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:23,012
Put it on a t�shirt!
438
00:19:23,047 --> 00:19:24,477
I will not strike him.
439
00:19:24,514 --> 00:19:25,754
�Don't have to.
�(SCOFFS)
440
00:19:26,651 --> 00:19:27,721
Just. (SCOFFS)
441
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:30,292
What in the fuck
is transpiring here?
442
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,520
You can't get hit.
So, you're gonna dodge.
443
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,286
Let your opponent
tire himself out.
444
00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:36,534
When he opens up, bam!
445
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,660
�Finish it, got it?
�Got it.
446
00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:39,726
�Good.
�Go.
447
00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:41,804
ROALD: No.
ALL: Yes.
448
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,502
ROALD: No.
ALL: Yes.
449
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,643
�No.
�You want to see him
450
00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:45,969
get knocked the fuck
out in the city?
451
00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:47,443
�No.
�You want to see him layin'
452
00:19:47,471 --> 00:19:50,441
stiff as a board on
the dance floor? Snoring?
453
00:19:50,474 --> 00:19:51,544
No.
454
00:19:51,575 --> 00:19:52,775
Then help your friend!
455
00:19:53,878 --> 00:19:55,008
Roald.
456
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,650
�Help me.
�(SQUEALS)
457
00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:03,048
I'll love you
till my dying breath!
458
00:20:03,821 --> 00:20:06,321
(GRUNTS)
459
00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:25,083
How the fuck did you do that?
460
00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:28,007
Dance Dance Revolution.
461
00:20:28,045 --> 00:20:29,505
Well he's tired, finish him.
462
00:20:29,546 --> 00:20:31,446
I will not strike
my best friend.
463
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,581
Stewart.
464
00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:35,394
But I will finish it.
465
00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:42,528
�Somebody count it.
�Is he ready?
466
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,661
You two will be there, right?
467
00:20:45,696 --> 00:20:47,866
�There another hundo in it?
�Yeah.
468
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,068
�Still.
�Many ribs as you can hoover.
469
00:20:51,101 --> 00:20:52,841
So? Is he ready?
470
00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:55,044
(BOTH) Sure.
471
00:20:55,072 --> 00:20:56,712
STEWART: Can someone
count it out?
472
00:20:56,741 --> 00:20:58,441
Since I first pinned him,
473
00:20:58,475 --> 00:20:59,475
Roald has...
474
00:21:01,545 --> 00:21:03,345
Enhanced.
475
00:21:09,086 --> 00:21:10,416
You want to do what to me?
476
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,390
First of at least a few, boys.
477
00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:16,994
No sex in the champagne room,
tight pants, busy hands.
478
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,497
Where's fuckin' Dary?
479
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,828
I haven't seen him
since that gal
480
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,734
with the pole moves
got off stage.
481
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,066
Hey, who wants a shotski?
482
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,800
Hey, please and thank you,
cousint.
483
00:21:27,805 --> 00:21:29,565
I wish you'd enjoy the bounty,
tall and regal.
484
00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:31,507
Wish you weren't so fuckin'
awkward, bud.
485
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,711
�What's that?
�Nothing.
486
00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:35,553
�You want?
�No, thank you.
487
00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:37,919
�Respectfully.
�Thank you, Tyla.
488
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,978
Very cool, very cool.
Very nice, smooth.
489
00:21:42,486 --> 00:21:44,016
So?
490
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,094
What was her steez?
491
00:21:45,823 --> 00:21:47,093
Who?
492
00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:49,464
Your runaway bride. Tits?
493
00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:50,833
Oh, I know a tit man
when I see one.
494
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,701
Like the tits.
Like the ass, too.
495
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:55,931
I like what's up top most,
you know what I mean?
496
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,196
�The eyes?
�Grey matter, baby boo.
497
00:21:58,235 --> 00:21:59,795
I tell you, I like a tomboy?
498
00:21:59,837 --> 00:22:00,907
You did.
499
00:22:00,938 --> 00:22:02,568
Tomboy knows what she wants.
500
00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:04,067
No one knows
what they want anymore.
501
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,582
But you know
a thing or two about that,
502
00:22:06,611 --> 00:22:07,611
don't you, cute butt?
503
00:22:09,013 --> 00:22:10,483
Yup.
504
00:22:10,514 --> 00:22:13,024
Everyone's always fuckin'
somebody else.
505
00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:14,720
How you like
ol' long dick, cousint?
506
00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:16,092
Fuckin' legend, amirite?
507
00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:17,964
Bottoms up.
508
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,688
If you're not gonna
titty taste nectar,
509
00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:21,164
at least we're gonna get you
Liberace lubricated.
510
00:22:24,061 --> 00:22:25,901
Wayne?
511
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,700
�Dary?
�I'm in love.
512
00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:29,695
With a stripper.
513
00:22:31,936 --> 00:22:33,596
�Wayne?
�McMurray.
514
00:22:33,638 --> 00:22:34,838
It's the stripper.
515
00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:36,512
She's in love with me.
516
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:38,810
Fuckin' cool, very cool.
Very nice.
517
00:22:45,716 --> 00:22:46,846
Easy Bono.
518
00:22:46,884 --> 00:22:48,724
Don't poke the bear.
519
00:22:48,753 --> 00:22:51,023
They've been drinking for
a c�hair short of 24 hours.
520
00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:52,789
I think we're good.
521
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,500
(SNORING)
522
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,540
Reilly and Jones?
523
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,243
Reilly and Jones?
524
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:18,180
�He's Reilly.
�He's Jonesy.
525
00:23:18,215 --> 00:23:21,185
You've been selected as
BROdude brand ambassadors.
526
00:23:21,218 --> 00:23:22,948
Congratulations.
527
00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:24,047
Are you seri�dog?
528
00:23:24,088 --> 00:23:25,558
(SIGHS)
529
00:23:26,691 --> 00:23:27,761
She's seri�dog.
530
00:23:27,792 --> 00:23:28,792
Photo.
531
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,210
Sick, buddy.
532
00:23:44,241 --> 00:23:46,781
You guys sponsor the
senior hockey tournament, right?
533
00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,911
The National Senior
Hockey Championship?
534
00:23:48,946 --> 00:23:49,846
Yes.
535
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,680
I can't believe
you guys thought of us.
536
00:23:51,716 --> 00:23:52,816
�I didn't.
�Oh.
537
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,580
For the record, no part of this,
538
00:23:54,619 --> 00:23:56,949
not a shard of it, not a ribbon
of it, not a suggestion of it
539
00:23:56,987 --> 00:23:57,957
�was my idea.
�Oh.
540
00:23:57,988 --> 00:24:00,758
Also, for the record,
every fiber of my being,
541
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:02,591
internal and external feels
542
00:24:02,627 --> 00:24:03,787
this is a horrifying waste
543
00:24:03,828 --> 00:24:06,128
of time, money, resources
and materials.
544
00:24:06,163 --> 00:24:07,703
And materials?
545
00:24:07,732 --> 00:24:09,232
I believe, the hats
you're wearing
546
00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:11,766
belong on the heads
of legitimate athletes.
547
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:14,612
Professionals not washed up,
never have beens
548
00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:16,569
taking a victory lap
through whale shit.
549
00:24:16,607 --> 00:24:19,207
�Gutty.
�Well, whose idea was it then?
550
00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:20,653
�Kids.
�Kids?
551
00:24:20,678 --> 00:24:23,248
Juveniles, sprouts, squirts,
non�voters.
552
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,150
You know, the kids saw
you on TSN with
553
00:24:25,182 --> 00:24:27,052
all your chirp�snipe�celly
and this is
554
00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:28,924
relatable to them, apparently.
555
00:24:28,953 --> 00:24:30,293
It's actually wheel�snipe�celly.
556
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,020
Not anymore.
557
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:34,856
The term "wheel"
has sexual connotations.
558
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,932
And may not and must not be used
by either one of you
559
00:24:36,961 --> 00:24:38,861
while wearing
the BROdude logo, got it?
560
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:39,856
�Got it.
�Good.
561
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,697
You know, the one win
I've had in this process
562
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,143
is getting the brass to agree
to test you two on a trial basis
563
00:24:45,169 --> 00:24:46,599
before taking it to the media.
564
00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:47,937
Your task is to head up
565
00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:50,112
a regional initiative
branding project.
566
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,880
Basically, because
you're basics...
567
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:54,079
Start a club.
Right here in Lettercunty.
568
00:24:54,111 --> 00:24:56,981
�Actually, it's pronounced...
�I know how it's pronounced.
569
00:24:57,014 --> 00:24:59,224
See how many people you can get
on board with the BROdude brand
570
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:00,919
locally and we'll go from there.
Okay?
571
00:25:00,951 --> 00:25:03,091
�Sick.
�Sweet.
572
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,350
How's the photo?
573
00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:09,285
Oh my God.
574
00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:15,127
Has anyone ever told you two
575
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,695
that you're unintentionally
hilarious?
576
00:25:17,735 --> 00:25:19,135
Because this is the lolziest.
577
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,299
Look at you.
578
00:25:20,337 --> 00:25:22,167
You look like you're fighting
a second to second battle
579
00:25:22,206 --> 00:25:25,306
to keep your eyes from crossing.
And you,
580
00:25:25,342 --> 00:25:28,152
when you smile it looks like
you're saying the word "her"
581
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:29,278
with a dozen "Rs"
at the end of it.
582
00:25:29,313 --> 00:25:32,183
Like, "herrrrrr."
583
00:25:32,216 --> 00:25:33,816
Try it with me. Both of you.
584
00:25:34,719 --> 00:25:38,659
(TOGETHER) "Herrrrrr."
585
00:25:40,057 --> 00:25:41,787
It's an appropriate look.
586
00:25:41,826 --> 00:25:43,826
Can you work your magic
or should we try again?
587
00:25:43,861 --> 00:25:45,031
No,
588
00:25:45,062 --> 00:25:47,772
never mind, I don't care.
589
00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:50,328
'Cause this will never
go the distance.
590
00:25:50,367 --> 00:25:52,237
You have your task,
start a club.
591
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,670
"Herrrrrr."
592
00:25:57,074 --> 00:25:58,244
W.
593
00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:00,745
They don't ask how,
they ask how many.
594
00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:05,377
Who changed
the fuckin' tuneskis!
595
00:26:05,415 --> 00:26:07,715
Jock jams for daysss!
596
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:19,699
Ovi! Ovi! Ovi! Ovi!
597
00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:20,800
Perv row power naps.
598
00:26:20,831 --> 00:26:23,801
Very cool. Very cool,
very critical. Very clutch.
599
00:26:25,803 --> 00:26:27,143
How's the talent up north,
big boy?
600
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,241
I gotta get me
a Canadian girl.
601
00:26:29,273 --> 00:26:31,013
Do they go?
Hook me up.
602
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,311
Why would I do that?
603
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,042
'Cause I'm your buddy Dierks.
604
00:26:34,078 --> 00:26:35,448
�No, you're not.
�Okay.
605
00:26:35,479 --> 00:26:36,709
I'm your pal, Dierks.
606
00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:40,219
I don't like you, dude.
607
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,350
You fuckin' with me?
608
00:26:41,385 --> 00:26:43,385
I've met a million guys like you
609
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,960
and you're the worst of 'em all.
610
00:26:44,989 --> 00:26:45,859
Perhaps a little big?
611
00:26:45,890 --> 00:26:47,360
I'm never gonna
fuckin' see you again,
612
00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:49,361
so let me leave you with this,
613
00:26:49,393 --> 00:26:52,163
clean it up and keep it tidy,
614
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,156
'Cause you're a fuckin' mess.
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