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Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to TSN's coverage
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of the National Senior
Hockey Championship
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brought to you
by BROdude Energy.
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I'm your host James Duthie.
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Joining me on the panel
for tonight's quiz
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are TSN insider Darren Dreger,
analyst Jeff O'Neil
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and the legend himself...
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Mr. Bob McKenzie.
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O�Dog's a TSN analyst now?
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Isn't O�Dog a TSN correspondent?
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Let's meet in the middle
at TSN personality
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and O�dog, we'll start with you.
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If you could build
a team around one player
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in this tournament
final match�up
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between Ontario's
Kerry County Eagles
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and Quebec's
Three Rivers Lakers,
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who would it be?
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Your options are A, number 74
Jones of Kerry County.
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B, number 68,
Reilly of Kerry County.
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C, number 10, Jacques�Jean
of Trois Rivieres
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or go off the grid. O�dog.
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I think it's undeniable that
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Jean�Jacques Francois
Jacques�Jean
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of the Three Rivers Lakers
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is your franchise player.
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This guy requires virtually
zero help to score goals.
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Sure, he's a one�man show
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but when it comes
to winning championships,
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they don't ask how,
they ask how many.
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I mean let's get real here,
14 goals in 4 games
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with 11 unassisted.
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If Dregs goes with anyone else
on this question,
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consider this my application
for TSN insider.
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Spoken like a true...
personality. Dregs.
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It's a poor look for the panel
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having an amateur sandwiched
between the pros, James.
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The Three Rivers Lakers
have an elite goal scorer
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with NHL experience
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in Jean�Jacques Francois
Jacques�Jean,
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but if I'm building
a team around one player
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he's gotta be effective
in all three zones
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and that's the player
number 74 Jones
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of the Kerry County Eagles.
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As they say, fore�check,
backcheck, pay check.
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He's a remarkable
plus 16 over 4 games
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with a balanced eight goals
and eight helpers.
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Offense wins games
but defense wins championships.
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When Jones is on the ice
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his opponents do not
and have not scored.
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Wow. Class is in session, O�Dog.
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Is this a class
in hockey cliches?
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Bob McKenzie, your turn.
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I agree with Darren that
the work ethic is just not there
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for ex�NHLer JJ Frankie JJ
of the Three Rivers Lakers.
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My franchise player,
number 68 Reilly
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of the Kerry County Eagles.
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This is a big player.
He loves big games.
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And on a senior hockey level
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I really believe Reilly belongs
in the same conversation
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as Blake Wheeler
or Gabriel Landeskog.
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He's a sandpaper player
with consistent point production
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and all the while
logging big minutes.
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If I'm building, he's my guy.
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No digs at Dregs or O�Dog?
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As the senior member
of the panel, James,
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that's beneath me.
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All right. Fair enough.
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I'm going off the grid
for this one, gentlemen.
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Take Claude Lemieux
and Claude Giroux,
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wrap them up in one big ball,
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and you've got
the Kerry County Eagles'
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number 69 Shore.
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He's got the point totals
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to match line mates
Reilly and Jones
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but does far more
in the shutdown role
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to help his team win games.
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JEFF: You know James,
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for the first time
in panel history
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I'm going to change my answer.
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Shore is
a certified grit grinder.
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He's the Brad Marchand
of this tournament
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and the Eagles
aren't the Eagles without him.
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Dregs, your thoughts?
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Dino Ciccarelli comes to mind
as a comparable player,
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but Shore is too much
of a wild card
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to build a team around.
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You need discipline
in your leaders.
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Bob?
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James, I've covered
hockey for TSN
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throughout the careers
of Darcy Tucker, Matt Barnaby
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and Alex Burrows.
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And I believe Shore does
more talking on the ice
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than all three combined.
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Though he's got the ability
to take players
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and sometimes entire teams
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completely out of the game
mentally,
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he's a liability
and I wouldn't trust him
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in a leadership role.
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I'm with O�Dog on this one, Bob.
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Don't care, James.
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Certified grit grinder, Darren.
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Go put it on a t�shirt, Jeff.
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Well, folks, you've heard
from our panel
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of expert hockey minds.
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Please stay tuned
for tournament final coverage
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of the National
Senior Hockey Championship
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brought to you by BROdude Energy
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on TSN.
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(APPLAUSE)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Say, how's Lovyna Dyck?
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She's Lovyna Dyck.
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She's Lovyna Dyck?
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Oh, she's Lovyna Dyck.
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She's...
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Loving a dick?
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Dary! What on earth
would make you think
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I would say
such a horrible thing?
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I don't know.
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Lovyna Dyck is a proud woman
set in her ways.
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And while I am a man
of traditional values,
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I draw the line at primitive.
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Yeah, 'nappers
are a wee bit square, eh?
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They're all kinds of L7.
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Did you get a smooch
out of her?
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No.
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And that ship has sailed.
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I broke things off with her.
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Besides, it's impolite
to kiss and tell.
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Yeah, but you could tell
one person,
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like a good buddy.
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Bend enough and you'll break,
good buddy.
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I admire your discipline.
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Well, if you stand for nothing,
you'll fall for anything.
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Do you believe in ghosts?
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There is one girl
that I kiss and told you about.
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I don't.
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Yeah, you remember that girl
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who stuck her fingers
up to my bum?
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You mean the one
who tapped on your backdoor?
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The one who played Crokinole
in my basement.
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The one who had
the keyless entry to your trunk?
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The one who tested
my wind conditions.
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Sure I do.
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She's back for the summer.
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�Is that what she is?
�Mmm�hmm.
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She finishing up
her Kinesiology degree
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with a focus on massage therapy.
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Whoo, buddy!
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She asked me if I wanted
to go for a walk,
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and I said no, 'cause I don't
wanna go for a walk.
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Because I just
finished dating a Mennonite
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and that's all you can
fucking do is go for walks.
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Maybe you should take her
for ice cream.
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I said I wasn't
gonna leave here
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till my buddy
was feeling better,
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so she said she was gonna
come by and sit for a bit.
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You should find a good place
for a stump hump?
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I'll probably find a good place
for a bumper dump.
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Do you think Wayne's in there
thinking about Marie�Fred?
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Yeah.
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But you know,
once a girl cheats, it's over.
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No exceptions.
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Yeah.
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Bend enough
and you'll break, good buddy.
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If you stand for nothing,
you'll fall for anything.
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MISS FIRE:
General Public?
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GENERAL PUBLIC:
Miss Fire.
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MISS FIRE:
Private Sector is some upset.
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He didn't get that part
in Going West he auditioned for.
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GENERAL PUBLIC:
You're kidding.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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MISS FIRE:
He's pretty near inconsolable,
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so I was thinking 'cause...
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He looks up to you so much.
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Well, I was thinking
you could...
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I don't know, go over there
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and maybe just give him
a little hug.
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GENERAL PUBLIC: Give him a little hug?
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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MISS FIRE: Yes, General Public,
just give him a little hug.
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That's what I said.
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GENERAL PUBLIC: Miss Fire,
if I wanted to hold a fruit
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I'd go apple picking.
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MISS FIRE:
Excuse me,
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seriously please, and thank you!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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What'd you guys do this weekend?
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�Fucked some dudes up the ass.
�You?
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Stewart.
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�Stewart?
�Update.
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BOTH: Roald.
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As you've been made aware,
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when Stewart enlisted our help
in getting yoked
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we presented him
with four goals to achieve.
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�Yoked?
�Jacked.
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Stewart came to us not yoked.
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Mmm, Stewart.
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But upon achieving goals
one through four,
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we as fitness gurus...
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Fitness specimens.
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�Fitness examples.
�Fitness exemplars.
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Fitness exemplifications.
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(BOTH INHALING)
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We as fitness exhibits
can confidently
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and enthusiastically
exercise our authority
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in deeming him officially yoked.
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�Just say jacked.
�Okay.
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How them goals coming?
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Goal number one.
Add ten pounds of muscle mass.
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Goal achieved.
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Goal number two.
Bench press.
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Three sets of four reps,
200 pounds.
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�Goal achieved.
�Goal number three.
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Deadlifts. Three sets
of four reps, 200 pounds.
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�Goal achieved.
�Goal number four.
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Squats. Three sets
of four reps, 200lbs.
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�Goal achieved.
�Whoo�Yay!
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�So, he's shredded?
�No, he's jacked.
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�Cut?
�You mean circumcised?
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�No, jacked.
�Same thing.
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They are absolutely
not the same thing.
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What's the difference?
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Roald.
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�Brad Pitt.
�Shredded.
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�Tom Hardy.
�Jacked.
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�Zac Efron.
�Shredded.
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�The Rock.
�Jacked.
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�Get it?
�Got it.
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RON: Good.
STEWART: Roald.
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Stewart?
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Lifting belt.
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Check.
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Chalk?
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Check.
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Compression pants?
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Check.
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Okay, he is cut.
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Sure you wanna do this?
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Can confirm.
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�Katy?
�Bonnie.
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Don't kick a dead horse.
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�Bonnie?
�Katy.
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Bend enough and you'll break.
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Stand for nothing,
and you'll fall for anything.
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Welcome back,
ladies and gentlemen,
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Warm�ups are underway
at the Kerry County Arena
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for the National Senior
Hockey Championship
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and, Tessa, I know you have
something special
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planned for our audience
at home.
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That's right, Kate.
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The game of hockey
has a longstanding tradition
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of trash talk or chirping,
if you will,
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And this tournament
has been no exception,
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and while we could
leave it a mystery
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for the folks at home,
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no, we here at TSN
have decided to partner
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in this tournament's final game
with a young lady named Tanis
258
00:09:05,854 --> 00:09:08,294
who has mic'd up
the Kerry County Eagles
259
00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:11,764
and decided to combine
her coverage with ours.
260
00:09:12,328 --> 00:09:13,728
Should be good.
261
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:14,802
Tanis, welcome.
262
00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:17,670
Tell us how this all came to be.
263
00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:21,565
(GIGGLES)
264
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,273
This is so cool!
265
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,305
I seen you win a gold medal
in Vancouver in 2010.
266
00:09:25,341 --> 00:09:26,811
Aw, thank you.
267
00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:28,912
And, Kate, I follow you
on Instagram.
268
00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,054
You've got a great ass.
269
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,721
So anyways, my little cousins,
they love hockey
270
00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,050
but what they love even more
is those videos on YouTube
271
00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:38,286
of NHL players mic'd out.
272
00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,220
Mic'd up?
273
00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:41,286
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
274
00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:43,023
But they love the Eagles
275
00:09:43,058 --> 00:09:44,888
so to keep them interested
in the game
276
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I decided to provide them
with videos
277
00:09:46,695 --> 00:09:49,025
of their favorite players
mic'd out.
278
00:09:49,064 --> 00:09:50,174
Mic'd out it is.
279
00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:51,029
Commendable, Tanis.
280
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,766
Kids in sports
stay off the streets.
281
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,171
I love your hair too, Kate.
282
00:09:54,203 --> 00:09:56,113
(GIGGLES)
283
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,668
Oh! Can I shout out my crew?
284
00:09:57,706 --> 00:09:58,806
Yeah, sure. Have at it.
285
00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,740
Well, they're right here
so, come on!
286
00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,975
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)
287
00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,224
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)
288
00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:12,787
All right, let's get you
to ice level now
289
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,921
to our first serving
of mic'd up.
290
00:10:15,357 --> 00:10:16,387
Mic'd out.
291
00:10:16,425 --> 00:10:17,685
Yeah, mic'd out.
292
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,729
SHORESY: Throw on some fuckin'
smoked meat, Frankie.
293
00:10:22,764 --> 00:10:24,274
I'm gonna be
in your kitchen all night.
294
00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:33,042
Don't say anything
about the fingers in the bum.
295
00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:34,114
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
296
00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,083
�Hi, Daniel!
�Ellen.
297
00:10:39,415 --> 00:10:40,945
This is Daryl.
298
00:10:40,982 --> 00:10:42,982
�Hi.
�Hello. (GIGGLES)
299
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,689
Daryl.
300
00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:50,094
You can call me Dary.
301
00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:52,826
Okay, Dary.
302
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,631
Did Dan tell you
I put a finger up his butt?
303
00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:56,831
No.
304
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:57,925
Dan?
305
00:10:57,966 --> 00:10:59,966
You didn't tell Daryl
I put a finger in your butt?
306
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,101
No.
307
00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,437
Why? What's the big deal?
308
00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:04,311
BOTH: 'Cause you're not
expose'ta kiss and tell.
309
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,110
You never had a finger
up your butt then, Dary?
310
00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:09,853
Which means you've definitely
never had a tongue in your butt.
311
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:10,908
Me neither.
312
00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:12,006
Why not?
313
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,217
'Cause that's outdoor.
314
00:11:13,249 --> 00:11:14,849
Ah, you don't know
what you're missing.
315
00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:16,324
That's fine.
316
00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:18,292
The male G�spot is up there.
317
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,260
�What's a G�spot?
�An old wives tale.
318
00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:22,359
If you want to find out,
stick your finger up there.
319
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,691
Stick my finger up where?
320
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,925
Stick your finger up your ass.
321
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:27,898
What do you mean,
like two�knuckler?
322
00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:31,429
Trust me. When you've found it,
you'll know.
323
00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,697
Dan, let's go for a walk.
It's a beautiful day.
324
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,235
Okay.
325
00:11:35,271 --> 00:11:36,971
Maybe just a short walk.
326
00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:46,175
I heard the TSN guys think
you're better players than me.
327
00:11:46,215 --> 00:11:48,345
Yeah, world's premiere
hockey authority, bud.
328
00:11:48,384 --> 00:11:50,394
�Soak it up.
�Der hacks.
329
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,449
Chirp Bob McKenzie.
I fuckin' dare you.
330
00:11:52,488 --> 00:11:55,358
I'll have you know
the Francophone broadcast RDS
331
00:11:55,391 --> 00:11:57,131
chose me across the board.
332
00:11:57,159 --> 00:11:58,929
Frankie, get the mozza burger
333
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,730
out of your mouth,
you fuckin fatso!
334
00:12:01,663 --> 00:12:04,503
Go have another Big Mac,
you fuckin' hippo!
335
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:07,973
Off to a hostile start here
at the Kerry County Arena.
336
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,373
Nothing wrong with fireworks
off the hop, Kate.
337
00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:13,276
The Ontario�Quebec
rivalry runs deep.
338
00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:15,743
SHORESY: Holy fuck, Frankie,
339
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,107
you look like
you love a good slice.
340
00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:19,007
Did you get axed from the show
341
00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,247
and just start hammering
slices or what?
342
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,188
If the Cup was a slice,
343
00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:24,449
you think you'd work
a little harder,
344
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:25,516
you fuckin pizza face?
345
00:12:25,554 --> 00:12:26,994
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
346
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:28,762
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
347
00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:01,389
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
348
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,040
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
349
00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:25,814
I'm getting dat double
'at trick in da terd, Shoresy!
350
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,917
Go eat some fondue,
you fuckin' manatee!
351
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:29,890
(LAUGHING)
352
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,848
Have another Baconator,
you fuckin' walrus!
353
00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:33,988
Fuck you!
354
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,992
(INAUDIBLE)
355
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,364
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)
356
00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:50,971
Hey, Shoresy.
357
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,446
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
358
00:14:12,194 --> 00:14:14,164
Ha ha. Hey!
359
00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:15,856
I'll send your stuffed crust
360
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,897
to the emergency room,
you fat fuckin' pig!
361
00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,335
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
362
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,432
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
363
00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:56,933
(GRUNTING)
364
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,037
This kid is yoked.
365
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,498
ALY: Just say jacked.
366
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:04,007
You've turned me
into a real V�taper, comrades.
367
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,439
With those extra fives
on each side,
368
00:16:05,474 --> 00:16:08,044
you've just achieved
a new personal best, buddy.
369
00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:09,306
Congrats on the PB, bra.
370
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,405
I couldn't have done it
without my two...
371
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:12,477
Personal besties.
372
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,723
(BOTH GRUNT)
373
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,251
We oughta put that on a t�shirt.
374
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,486
You wanna put that on a t�shirt?
375
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,560
We should put that on a t�shirt.
376
00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:20,818
Let's put that on a t�shirt.
377
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,756
�We'll put that on a t�shirt.
�Let me put that on a t�shirt.
378
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,431
It'd make a cute t�shirt.
379
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,390
That's why we'll put
it on a t�shirt.
380
00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:27,027
Well, then, make a call,
put it on a t�shirt.
381
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,332
I'll head downtown
and put it on a t�shirt.
382
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:29,734
I know a guy,
he'll put it on a t�shirt.
383
00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:31,495
I'll put it on a t�shirt!
384
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,673
One for each of us.
Four personal besties!
385
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:34,742
Roald.
386
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,670
What else do you wanna do?
Just the three of us.
387
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,065
�ALY: Nope.
�What?
388
00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:39,137
That's only phase one.
389
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,505
�How many phases?
�Just two.
390
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,442
Wondrous.
391
00:16:41,477 --> 00:16:42,637
If he's going to fight
the city dealer...
392
00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:43,708
�And win.
�Getting jacked...
393
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:45,045
�And shredded...
�Is phase one.
394
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,250
�Phase two.
�Learn how to fight.
395
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:48,153
Just so I'm clear,
396
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,524
there are only two phases
though, right?
397
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,751
Because this is... (STAMMERING)
398
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,087
I could have a snooter.
399
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:54,362
I'd love a snooter.
400
00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:57,360
For this phase, we've enlisted
the help of Tyson and Joint Boy.
401
00:16:57,659 --> 00:16:58,689
(YELPS)
402
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,797
Relax, we're on your team now.
403
00:17:00,829 --> 00:17:02,999
�Why now?
�They paid us 100 bucks.
404
00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:04,672
Equitable.
405
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,400
And you guys have ribs, right?
406
00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:07,665
Yes, we almost
always have ribs. Yeah.
407
00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:09,243
�Same.
�You guys like ribs?
408
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,311
Later.
409
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,439
Now, we get to work.
410
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,610
Tyson, Joint Boy,
you're on the clock.
411
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,420
Hate to see you leave,
412
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,178
but I love to watch you go.
413
00:17:21,217 --> 00:17:22,377
Eh, boys?
414
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,448
Yeah.
415
00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:25,145
DAX AND RON: No.
416
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,556
(TV PLAYING INDOORS)
417
00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:43,471
Where were you?
418
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,340
Why?
419
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,177
Just asking.
420
00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,083
Nowhere.
421
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,581
You let the fire go out.
422
00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:53,548
How was your walk?
423
00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,817
Not great, if I'm being honest.
424
00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:58,252
You should always be honest.
425
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,585
Honestly, the butt talk
this time
426
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,356
was a wee bit jarring.
427
00:18:06,095 --> 00:18:08,355
�Was it?
�You didn't think so?
428
00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:10,074
I don't know.
429
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,100
I respect Ellen
for her liberal views
430
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,465
on sex and sexuality.
431
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:15,873
And I'll try anything once,
but...
432
00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,144
Except heroin.
433
00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:18,413
Except heroin, of course.
434
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,110
I'm told heroin will get you.
435
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,482
But Ellen and her free spirit...
436
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,314
It kinda made me miss
Lovyna Dyck
437
00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:25,346
and her traditional ways.
438
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:29,149
Well, she is Lovyna Dyck.
439
00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:30,515
She's Lovyna Dyck all right.
440
00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:33,087
Whereas Ellen is...
441
00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:35,419
Loving a dick.
442
00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:37,661
Correct.
443
00:18:37,693 --> 00:18:39,303
There's such a thing
as too much butt talk
444
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,658
and a girl oughta be
fuckin' aware of it.
445
00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:44,695
Aren't you a wee bit curious?
446
00:18:46,568 --> 00:18:47,598
About what?
447
00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:50,238
About what's up there?
448
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,540
I know what's up there.
449
00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:56,745
Well, it could be... merit.
450
00:18:59,781 --> 00:19:00,781
Dary?
451
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:04,852
Did you check?
452
00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:08,763
Check what?
453
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,188
Your oil.
454
00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:12,727
�KATY: What are yous doing?
�No!
455
00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:13,761
Huh?
456
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,529
Nothing.
457
00:19:15,564 --> 00:19:16,774
You let the fire go out.
458
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:18,766
Where were you all day?
459
00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:21,702
(INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
460
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,278
MISS FIRE: Well, I'm
all packed up, General Public.
461
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,210
I can't believe
it's my very last day.
462
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,345
GENERAL PUBLIC:
Miss Fire.
463
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,980
MISS FIRE:
What is it, General Public?
464
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:09,254
GENERAL PUBLIC: Well, Miss Fire,
I never thought I'd be saying this
465
00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:11,485
but I've grown
to love those boys
466
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,290
the same way you do.
467
00:20:13,322 --> 00:20:14,362
You've taught me patience
468
00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,690
and compassion
and understanding.
469
00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:18,585
I've learned a lot from you.
470
00:20:18,627 --> 00:20:20,327
I hate to see you go.
471
00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:21,762
MISS FIRE:
Oh, General Public.
472
00:20:22,631 --> 00:20:23,771
GENERAL PUBLIC:
I don't...
473
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,243
Want you to go.
474
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,668
AUDIENCE: Oh, my goodness.
475
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,674
MISS FIRE:
Excuse me, General Public.
476
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,606
GENERAL PUBLIC:
I guess what I'm saying here is...
477
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,705
Will you marry me, Miss Fire?
478
00:20:35,744 --> 00:20:36,714
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
479
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:40,675
MISS FIRE: Excuse me,
seriously please, and thank you!
480
00:20:40,716 --> 00:20:43,316
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
481
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:46,022
Yes! Yes, I will,
General Public.
482
00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:47,864
PRIVATE SECTOR: Miss Fire,
I heard you screaming
483
00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:48,959
and I came running
just as fast
484
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:50,090
as my little legs
could carry me.
485
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,826
GENERAL PUBLIC: You're spoiling
our big moment,
486
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,890
you tootie�fruity!
487
00:20:52,928 --> 00:20:54,898
MISS FIRE:
General Public!
488
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,570
GENERAL PUBLIC:
Right. Uh...
489
00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:58,798
You'll have to excuse me,
Private Sector.
490
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:01,335
Seriously.
491
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,000
Please, and thank you.
492
00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:06,008
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
493
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,024
Good buddy?
494
00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:19,362
If she cheats, it's over.
495
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,991
No exceptions.
496
00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:22,992
Bend enough and you'll break,
big brother.
497
00:21:23,024 --> 00:21:24,664
Yup.
498
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:27,733
If you stand for nothing,
you'll fall for anything.
499
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:29,033
Can confirm.
500
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:30,998
So?
501
00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:33,904
So, pitter�patter.
502
00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:36,607
Let's get at her.
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