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Welcome back to the progrum.
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Shiver me timbers, Toolesy.
We've got a ship on the horizon.
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Ay�yay, Cap'n.
And not just any ship
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The Canadian National Senior
Hockey Champion... ship.
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Yarrr.
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Provincial winners from nine
provinces and three territories
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will be represented at
the tournament here in Ontario
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with the Kerry County Eagles
serving as hosts.
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Now, we, of course, are aware
that there are ten provinces
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and three territories in Canada.
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Nova Scotia will not be
represented this year
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as they are serving a one year
ban from the festivities
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as a result of a
drunken off�ice incident
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at last year's tournament.
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At an old folks home,
of all places.
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And on Family Day.
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Yup. The good folks of
Nova Scotia have been known
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to enjoy the occasional
rum and coke.
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(IN LOW VOICE) Yeah.
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Could say they brought
Captain Morgan to the ship.
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Okay. Okay.
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Yo�ho�ho and a bottle of rum,
amirite?
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The story of the tournament has
really been the shutdown line
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for the host
Kerry County Eagles.
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A trio from Letterkenny,
Ontario.
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Letterkenny?
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That's what I said, Toolesy.
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'Bout time something good
came out of there.
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We'll now take you
live to the event
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where our very own Kate Beirness
and Tessa Bonhomme
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are covering the tournament
for TSN. Kate and Tessa.
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Thanks very much, Jay.
We've got two here.
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Where's the third?
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Yeah, I wouldn't worry
about him, Kate. (CLEARS THROAT)
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He's probably stretching.
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SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy.
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(IN LOW VOICE) Who's that?
The mic's didn't get that.
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Boys, you're a perfect two
and oh throughout the tournament
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having defeated Nunavut
and Northwest Territories.
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SHORESY: Northwest terribles.
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Your line has combined
for nine goals
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allowing none making you
a combined plus 25.
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What's been your focus through
these two statement games?
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Yeah, Tessa, the number one rule
of playoff hockey is
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don't get too high,
don't get too low.
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SHORESY: You're making
a fool of yourself,
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you fucking labradoodle.
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Yeah, it's a team game
out there.
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We jumped on a train that was
already rolling down the tracks.
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Uh, we're just happy to be here
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and contribute and keep
the momentum going.
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SHORESY: Jonesy, you are
such a fucking puggle.
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Well, good luck tonight
against British Columbia, boys.
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Back to you, Jay and Dan.
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SHORESY: Where's
Bobby Margarita?
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Also making headlines
in the tournament
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is retired NHLer Jean�Jacques
Francois Jacques�Jean.
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Known by teammates
as JJ Frankie JJ.
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The ex�pro leads the tournament
with a remarkable
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twelve tucks
in two convincing wins
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over New Brunswick
and Saskatchewan respectively.
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I'm sorry, Jay,
did you say Saskatchewan?
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Can confirm.
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Remind me, Jay. What's
the capital of Saskatchewan?
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I think I know what's coming.
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(EXPERIENCE REGINA PLAYING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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�Where's Wayne?
�Went into the bush,
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like a wounded dog to die.
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�Whore.
�Bonnie.
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That's my girl.
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And Daryl though he had it bad
with Skank Sinatra.
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Turns out all along
Wayne had Whorey Hart.
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�Whorey Feldman.
�Whora Secord.
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Whory McIlroy.
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�But ladies...
�What, Dan?
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You gonna just sit there
and be a half�assed friend?
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Don't be a fence sitter.
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Come out for it
one way or the other.
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Whora Dern.
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�That's my boy.
�Whordon Lightfoot.
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�Whora the Explorer.
�Harrison Whored.
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This is fast turning into
the Never Ending Whory.
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Simmer down Benicio del Whoro.
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At the risks of mansplaining
feminisms to you,
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Professor Tricia always says
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womens is supposed to
build each others up,
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not tears each other down.
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"Women are suppose to
build each other up,
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"not tear each other down"
is the new
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(IN SARCASTIC VOICE)
"I know you are but what am I?"
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�Michael Whordan.
�Michael B. Whordon
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Michael B. Whordan B. Peterson.
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Hmm, nice one, Bonnie.
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�You still wanna go out?
�No.
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Wayne's single again.
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Oh, bother.
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Gotta strike while
the iron's hot, super chief.
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Wheres are yous goins?
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Running shoes. Running shorts.
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(SNIFFLES)
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You crying?
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Running nose.
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What's Wayne doing
back there?
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Grabbed some booze
and the VHS tapes
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of his favorite show
and fucked off.
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That show is his happy place
right now.
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What show?
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Have you ever heard
of Miss Fire?
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It's like Canada's MASH.
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Except wayyy more homophobics.
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Yeah, we weren't really allowed
to watch TV growing up
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so we used to
sneak to Uncle Eddie's
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and it's what he was
always watching.
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Sentimental value there.
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BONNIE: What's it about?
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There's this super macho
character General Public,
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and he runs an army base full of
these super effeminate soldiers.
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Privates, they're called.
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Private Sector is a particular
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thorn in the sides
of General Publics.
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General Public
and Private Sector?
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Yeah, and General Public
has a secretary
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�Miss Fire.
�Hence the title.
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And she loves
the super girly soldiers
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and she gives General Public
proper shit
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when he flies off the handle.
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KATY: He'll say stuff like,
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(IN GRUFF VOICE)
That's it, Miss Fire,
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I've about enough of those
tootie�fruities.
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Yikes.
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Yeah, and when he says
stuff like that
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Miss Fire will come in
and she'll say,
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(IN HIGH�PITCHED VOICE)
Excuse me,
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seriously please,
and thank you!
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Excuse me, seriously,
please, and thank you?
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Yeah. It's like,
their sitcom punchline
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and the studio audience
just goes nuts for it.
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Oh. Like Urkel
on Family Matters said,
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(MIMICS URKEL)
"Did I do that?"
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Yeah, or like Uncle Jesse
on Full House goes,
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(MIMICS UNCLE JESSE)
"Have mercy."
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(IN GRUFF VOICE) Goddamn it,
Miss Fire,
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If I hear one more
of those fruit baskets
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singing showtunes
in the shower
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they're gonna find themselves
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on the business end
of a steel�toed boot.
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(IN HIGH�PITCHED VOICE)
Excuse me,
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seriously please,
and thank you!
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(IN GRUFF VOICE) Goddamn it,
Miss Fire.
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I've got more fruit
in my platoon
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than a mango chutney.
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(IN HIGH�PITCHED VOICE)
Excuse me,
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seriously please,
and thank you!
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Definitely a bit
before my time.
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Definitely a bit before
all of our times.
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But it gives him a chuckle
and he needs it right now.
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That shows did not age wells.
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Let's go.
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All right, let's take about 20%
off there, Squirrelly Dan.
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Yeah, sure, okay.
Wayne's not here
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so I guess you can say that now.
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I still can't believe
these white swallows
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qualified to play
for the Native team
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Doesn't it piss you off that
everyone and their dog
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is one�eighth native
all of a sudden?
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Ancestory.com, baby.
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TANIS: Yo.
MEN: (FROM STALLS) Hey, Tanis.
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I wasn't talking to yous.
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�Shoresy.
�(SHORESY FARTS)
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TANIS: Some information
on your opponents.
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Vancouver, British Columbia
is currently home
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to both the richest postal code
in Canada and the poorest.
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Vancouver housing prices
are the highest in Canada.
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Though Nova Scotia has the most
pot consumers in Canada
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at 14.8% of the population
smoking the johnny red eye,
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BC is a close second
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with 14.2% of the population
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indulging in
the electric lettuce.
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I have family
in Fort Saint James.
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They're a buncha boat shoe
wearin' hemp hippies.
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They're probably
over there smoking
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7�paper cannons as we speak
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so what say we load yours,
all right?
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(FARTS)
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Skoden.
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REILLY: This is bullshit.
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Why does Shoresy get
all the credit now, buddy?
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We're the chirp kings
of this club.
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JONESY: I know, bro. Teamwork.
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SHORESY: Hey, you wanna
talk about teamwork, Jonesy?
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I took your mom
to Medieval Times
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and me and the Green Knight took
her down after at Best Western.
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REILLY: Fuck you, Shoresy.
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SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.
I took your mom the next weekend
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and me and the Blue Knight
showed her a real sword fight.
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JONESY: Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Jonesy.
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Your mom got us banned
from Canada's Wonderland
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for trying to give me
a tug on Top Gun.
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REILLY: Fuck you, Shoresy.
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SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.
Took your mom the weekend before
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and she asked me to
diddle her on Drop Tower.
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REILLY AND JONESY: Fuck!
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SHORESY: Hey,
smile for the camera
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you fucking loser.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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�Reilly, you ready?
�REILLY: I'm ready.
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NATIVE COACH: Good, 'cause
you're going.
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�Jonesy, you ready?
�JONESY: I'm ready.
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NATIVE COACH: Good, 'cause
you're going.
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�Shoresy, You ready?
�(SHORESY FARTS)
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NATIVE COACH: Good, 'cause
you're going.
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�Let's get this fucking W, boys
�(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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SHORESY: Hey,
this one's a video,
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you piece of shit. (FARTS)
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(APPLAUSE ON TV)
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MISS FIRE: (ON TV) Excuse me,
General Public.
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GENERAL PUBLIC: Miss Fire.
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MISS FIRE: Private Sector'srequesting temporary
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relief from duty.
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GENERAL PUBLIC: Oh,what is it now?
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MISS FIRE: Well, it seems thata local theatre company
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is casting for their upcoming
production of Going West,
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and he'd like to audition.
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Oh, I think I can hear himpracticing now
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outside at ruck march.
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PRIVATE SECTOR: (SINGING BADLY)
I want to go west!
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Into the sunset!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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GENERAL PUBLIC:
Jesus Harold Christ.
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MISS FIRE: Now, you just
hold your horses
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this very second,
General Public.
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GENERAL PUBLIC: I can't take it
anymore.
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MISS FIRE: I'm warning you.
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GENERAL PUBLIC: I got enough
fruit in this platoon
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to start a winery.
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MISS FIRE: Excuse me,
seriously please, and thank you!
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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�Squirrelly D.
�Hmm, hey look, the floor.
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Can I sit here?
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Yeah. Who's gonna stop you?
243
00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:05,251
Oh, yeah.
244
00:10:05,286 --> 00:10:06,856
Guys, we gotta get him
outta there.
245
00:10:06,888 --> 00:10:07,918
It's been two months
246
00:10:07,956 --> 00:10:10,126
and he only comes back to chore
and run the dogs.
247
00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:11,958
How we gonna fuck this pig?
248
00:10:11,993 --> 00:10:13,933
They say the grieving process
is very important,
249
00:10:13,962 --> 00:10:15,102
we shouldn't rush it
250
00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,870
Well, maybe he just needs
a little bit of encouragement.
251
00:10:16,898 --> 00:10:18,268
(IN LOW VOICE) I'll give him
some encouragement.
252
00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:21,299
The most important step
in getting over heartbreak
253
00:10:21,336 --> 00:10:22,966
is getting excited
to be single again.
254
00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:24,844
(IN LOW VOICE)
I'll get him excited.
255
00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,273
Maybe we should give
Rosie a calls?
256
00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:28,177
Maybe give that one
a little time.
257
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,209
She'll be here
when she wants to.
258
00:10:29,244 --> 00:10:31,514
It's just, I kinda feel
like a tit, you know,
259
00:10:31,546 --> 00:10:33,476
my good buddy's down in a hole,
260
00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:35,484
and I'm just sitting here.
I feel useless.
261
00:10:35,516 --> 00:10:36,786
Yeah, samezies.
262
00:10:38,854 --> 00:10:40,924
Remember that scene
in Homeward Bound?
263
00:10:40,956 --> 00:10:43,216
When that old golden retriever
falls down that big hole?
264
00:10:43,258 --> 00:10:45,228
�Oh, Dary.
�His name is Shadow.
265
00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,930
Man, I cried two pints of tears
266
00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:48,862
�to that movie back in the day.
�Samezies.
267
00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,927
The Land Before Time
belongs in this conversation.
268
00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:52,826
�You're goddamn right it does.
�Fox and the hound, too
269
00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:54,138
That's a fucking masterpiece.
270
00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:55,869
What did that young
American bulldog do
271
00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:57,014
�Oh.
�when his buddy
272
00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:58,138
was down in that big hole.
273
00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,143
�His name was Chance.
�What did he do?
274
00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:03,335
He got right down in there
with him! That's what he did!
275
00:11:03,378 --> 00:11:05,408
He saw his buddy
down in that hole!
276
00:11:05,446 --> 00:11:06,546
Down in the muck!
277
00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:08,251
And he got right down
in there with him.
278
00:11:08,283 --> 00:11:10,393
Yeah. He didn't let him
be down there by himself.
279
00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:12,388
�Cold and alone.
�Oh, hell no!
280
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,220
He got right down
in there with him!
281
00:11:14,255 --> 00:11:15,915
Let's go, Dary.
282
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,127
Wait. Should we get
some Puppers?
283
00:11:23,164 --> 00:11:24,874
Oh, yeah. We should
definitely get some Puppers.
284
00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:34,208
Welcome back
to third period action
285
00:11:34,242 --> 00:11:36,612
of the National Senior
Hockey Championship.
286
00:11:36,645 --> 00:11:38,245
If you're just tuning in
287
00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:40,249
the hosts,
the Kerry County Eagles
288
00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:42,151
with a commanding
four�nothing lead.
289
00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:44,623
And Tessa, there is
a lot of chit�chat
290
00:11:44,653 --> 00:11:46,093
between the whistles.
291
00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:48,991
Yeah, Kate. A ton of chit�chat.
292
00:11:49,024 --> 00:11:52,994
So much that it's hard to tell
if they're buddies
293
00:11:53,028 --> 00:11:54,598
or if they hate each other.
294
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,960
My guess is the latter.
295
00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,397
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
296
00:11:57,432 --> 00:11:58,432
Camera dudes are set up.
297
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,400
�We recording?
�Affirmative.
298
00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:03,436
�Monitors.
�Engaging monitors.
299
00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:06,511
What is this, the fucking
Starship Enterprise?
300
00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:08,041
REILLY: (ON MONITOR) You ride
your fucking long board
301
00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:09,436
down here, two�three?
302
00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:12,107
JONESY: You got yoga pants
under your gear or what?
303
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,577
Looking a little wobbly
out there stripes,
304
00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:15,084
these hippies giving you
a contact high?
305
00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:16,216
�(LAUGHS)
�(WHISTLE BLOWS)
306
00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:18,051
SHORESY: Do you fire up some
of that Jamaican broccoli
307
00:12:18,086 --> 00:12:20,186
between periods or what?
308
00:12:20,221 --> 00:12:22,061
Throw on some fucking
Bob Marley, get pumped up?
309
00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:29,459
Hey, ya wanna blaze?
310
00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:31,097
Hey, ya wanna blaze one?
311
00:12:31,132 --> 00:12:33,572
Go bottle toke some bubble hash
ya fucking loser.
312
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,241
(CROWD CHEERING)
313
00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:46,409
SHORESY: Thirty�two, hook me up
with a quarter pound?
314
00:12:46,447 --> 00:12:48,417
Hey, hook me up with a QP?
315
00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:50,219
Wanna hit some resin tokes?
316
00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:52,221
How 'bout some of that
pakalolo dank?
317
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:54,063
Edibles, edibles, edibles.
318
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,459
Edibles, edibles, edibles.
319
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,997
�(WHISTLE BLOWS)
�(CHEERING)
320
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:09,037
SHORESY: Hey, who's got
a reggae cigarette?
321
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,440
Hey, let's smoke a jazzy.
322
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:12,011
Hey, wanna smoke a bowl?
323
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,710
Hey, smoke a blunt?
324
00:13:13,742 --> 00:13:15,112
Pass the Dutchy.
325
00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:21,576
I got a couple pre�rolls
in my pants. Let's party!
326
00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:24,447
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
327
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,589
MISS FIRE: (ON TV) Um,
excuse me, General Public.
328
00:13:29,624 --> 00:13:31,494
GENERAL PUBLIC: Miss Fire.
MISS FIRE: Private Sector's here
329
00:13:31,526 --> 00:13:33,126
and he would like
a word with you.
330
00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:34,431
AUDIENCE: Ooh.
331
00:13:34,462 --> 00:13:35,962
GENERAL PUBLIC:
Christ on a cracker.
332
00:13:35,997 --> 00:13:37,567
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)
333
00:13:37,598 --> 00:13:38,598
PRIVATE SECTOR: General Public?
334
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:39,974
GENERAL PUBLIC: What now,Private Sector?
335
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:42,571
PRIVATE SECTOR: Well, it's just,
well, I've always wanted to sing
336
00:13:42,603 --> 00:13:45,043
and well, Going West
is my very favorite musical
337
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,983
and well, sir,
if you just let me
338
00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:48,178
sing a few bars for you,
339
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,009
I think you might be
convinced to...
340
00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:51,705
GENERAL PUBLIC: Private Sector,
you best get packin'
341
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,717
�before I get crackin'.
�(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
342
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,579
MISS FIRE: General Public,
please, just give him a chance.
343
00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:58,717
GENERAL PUBLIC: Jimeny Crickets,
Miss Fire.
344
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,364
MISS FIRE: He's got the voice
of an angel.
345
00:14:00,388 --> 00:14:01,588
Go on and show him,
Private Sector.
346
00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:03,562
Go on and show him what you got.
347
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:05,691
PRIVATE SECTOR: (SINGING BADLY)
I want to go west.
348
00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:08,197
Into the sunset!
349
00:14:08,229 --> 00:14:10,369
MISS FIRE: Well, what do you
think, General Public?
350
00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:13,428
GENERAL PUBLIC: When did God
start making fruity angels?
351
00:14:13,468 --> 00:14:17,238
MISS FIRE: Excuse me,
seriously please, and thank you!
352
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:18,642
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
353
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,178
�Yo!
�REILLY: Hey, Tanis.
354
00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:22,339
JONESY: She's not talking to us,
buddy.
355
00:14:22,377 --> 00:14:23,647
�Shoresy.
�(SHORESY FARTS)
356
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,609
Some information
on your opponents.
357
00:14:26,247 --> 00:14:28,317
Newfoundlanders or "Newfies"
358
00:14:28,349 --> 00:14:30,119
as they're referred to
by most Canadians,
359
00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:31,691
live in the toughest climate
in Canada,
360
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,550
according to
Canada's climate index.
361
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:36,788
Newfies are known to refer to
themselves as Newfoundlanders
362
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:39,055
rather than Canadians
which oughtta chap your ass.
363
00:14:39,094 --> 00:14:41,304
I've got cousins out there
who do that.
364
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,769
A small but notable percentage
of folks living in Labrador
365
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,029
wish to separate
from Newfoundland,
366
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:49,197
and a small but notable
percentage of Newfoundlanders
367
00:14:49,237 --> 00:14:50,407
wish to separate from Canada.
368
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:52,408
REILLY: (SADLY) Why do they
wanna separate from Canada?
369
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,180
They've got a fuck load
of oil out there.
370
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,179
JONESY: But, we love Newfies.
371
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:57,411
Not tonight you don't.
372
00:14:57,445 --> 00:15:00,345
�Shoresy, cannons loaded?
�(FARTS)
373
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,377
All right. Oh. Almost forgot.
374
00:15:03,418 --> 00:15:04,648
They speak kinda funny
out there.
375
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,586
Kind of like their own language,
376
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:09,060
so, try and keep up, All right?
Skoden.
377
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,660
REILLY: Buddy?
JONESY: What's up, bro?
378
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,762
REILLY: I'm bummed, buddy.
JONESY: I'm super bummed, bro.
379
00:15:12,794 --> 00:15:14,404
REILLY: I know it was a thing
for a while there
380
00:15:14,429 --> 00:15:16,499
with Quebec wanting to
separate from Canada
381
00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:18,101
but Newfoundland too?
382
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,643
JONESY: Gutted, buddy.
I almost don't wanna
383
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,298
chirp them too hard 'cause maybe
they'll wanna separate again.
384
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:24,837
SHORESY: Two of my top five
all time bloweys
385
00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:26,043
came from Newfie, broads,
386
00:15:26,074 --> 00:15:29,514
but if I have to listen to
you two separatist sympathizers
387
00:15:29,544 --> 00:15:33,114
for one more second,
I'll shoot myself in the face.
388
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,548
�Reilly, you ready?
�REILLY: I'm ready.
389
00:15:34,582 --> 00:15:36,282
Good, 'cause you're going.
Jonesy, you ready?
390
00:15:36,317 --> 00:15:38,187
�JONESY: I'm ready.
�Good, 'cause you're going.
391
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:39,549
�Shoresy, you...
�(SHORESY FARTS)
392
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:43,931
�Fucking A.
�(FARTS)
393
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,729
The TSN gals want you
for a spot before warmies.
394
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,462
Let's get this fucking W, boys.
395
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,096
REILLY: What the fuck
do you eat?
396
00:15:58,506 --> 00:16:00,276
KATE: (ON TV) Gentlemen,
another decisive win
397
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:01,878
over a deep BC team.
398
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,750
What is the focus going into
the semi�final against
399
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,280
with the juggernaut team
from Newfoundland?
400
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,445
Yeah, it's a fast�paced game
out there, Kate.
401
00:16:09,484 --> 00:16:10,724
�K...
�REILLY: Gotta make sure
402
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,652
we're playing for the creston the front of our jerseys,
403
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,758
not the names on the back.
404
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,130
Working for our brothers
beside us on the bench.
405
00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:18,858
Who is this nut sack.
406
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,304
Jonesy, lots of stick work
out there.
407
00:16:21,329 --> 00:16:22,629
Both teams having troubles
408
00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:24,334
with minor penalties,
so special teams
409
00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,465
no doubt
will be a factor tonight
410
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:27,601
Yeah, you nailed it, Tess.
411
00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:29,866
We've had a hard time
staying out of the box so far
412
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,705
but that's the game we play
out there, it's hard and fast.
413
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,441
So, feet gotta be moving,
take away their time and space
414
00:16:35,476 --> 00:16:36,746
and make them
make the bad decisions
415
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,378
out there on the PK
and who knows
416
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,553
maybe pop a couple shorties.
417
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,680
�K...
� You will no doubt
418
00:16:40,716 --> 00:16:44,386
have to face Jean�JacquesFrancois Jacques�Jean
419
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:47,359
in the final. Are the wheels
already turning for that one?
420
00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:50,358
Yea we, uh, we gotta just take
it one game at a time, Kate.
421
00:16:50,391 --> 00:16:51,931
Sixty hard miles ahead
422
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,400
before we cross that bridge
with our brothers.
423
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:55,899
Sixty hard miles
for brotherhood out there.
424
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,571
It's a brotherhood out there.
425
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:58,628
Goofs.
426
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,867
�Thank you, Reilly.
�You bet.
427
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:00,941
�Thank you, Jonesy.
�You bet.
428
00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:04,169
SHORESY: You bet I willed
Natalie Scruter in 2010.
429
00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:06,405
You know, if Wayne could
hear this, he'd spit.
430
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,212
You fucking lost, forty�four?
431
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,584
Let 'em have it boys.
432
00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,345
�Hey, one�four...
�BOTH: B'ys.
433
00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:17,254
Whudda y'at?
434
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:18,845
TEDDY: Some cold out here,
wha, Tommy?
435
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,287
Oh, but she's right pretty,
though.
436
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:21,691
Knows, Tommy. Knows.
437
00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:23,263
Uh, Yorkie?
438
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,191
�I'm gonna...
�Look at this skeet, Teddy.
439
00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:27,756
That's the broadest skeet
I ever seen'r saw.
440
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,226
Bit of a sook by
the looka ya, too.
441
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,574
Knows, Tommy. Knows.
442
00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:31,768
Scholtzy.
443
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,330
�I'm gonna...
�You don't look just right
444
00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:35,538
Native to me, b'y.
Bit mauzy on the rules
445
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,570
but I'm told to play
for the Native team
446
00:17:37,605 --> 00:17:39,335
you gotta be right Native.
447
00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:41,544
�Where ya longs to?
�Yeah, who knit ya?
448
00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:42,636
Fisk.
449
00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:44,814
Shut the fuck up...
450
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,276
You're right crooked today,
aren't ya.
451
00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:49,215
Plain he's right rotted, Tommy.
452
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,920
Fousty groupa CFA's, I'd say.
453
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:52,622
Right fousty groupa come
from aways.
454
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,724
Fucking knows, Teddy. Knows.
455
00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:56,356
Boomtown.
456
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:57,561
I'm gonna beat the shit outta...
457
00:17:57,592 --> 00:17:59,292
Best go on in outta
that talk, b'y.
458
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,327
That talk'll have
all hands crooked.
459
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,532
You'll have all hands
right rotted
460
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:05,403
S'be careful, b'y. I'll park ya
broadside to the boards.
461
00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:06,973
Teddy'll park ya rig handy.
462
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,872
The b'ys thought
we'd have a time, Tommy,
463
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:10,514
but here the arse has fallen
right out of her.
464
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,938
Just came by to say
let's get on the go, but...
465
00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:15,544
Yeah, like long may your big jib
draw, and all that.
466
00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:18,006
If it's all hands you want,
it's all hands you'll get.
467
00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:20,316
All hands throwin' hands, Tommy.
468
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:21,778
Scrap a donny or what have ya.
469
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:23,377
Knows, Tommy. Knows.
470
00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:24,518
Fucking knows, Teddy.
471
00:18:24,552 --> 00:18:26,722
Whudda'ya say we go for a pint
after the game anyway?
472
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,685
Fire up a scoff, I'm gutfounded.
473
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,564
Scoffs till we're stogged,
Teddy.
474
00:18:30,591 --> 00:18:32,791
But first she's these skeets.
475
00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:34,828
First she's these sooks then
we go on in out of it.
476
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,903
Let's have a time.
477
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,371
Fucking all hands.
478
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:38,568
Let's get on the go.
479
00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:40,369
Fuck man, knows.
480
00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:43,271
B'ys, where'd'yas go around here
anyway for a good bread dinner?
481
00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:44,674
Back to fucking Newfieland.
482
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,566
Oh, now, don't go
mentionin' home.
483
00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:48,977
Gives me warm and tinglies
and all this.
484
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:50,750
Gives me the warmest fuzzies
485
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,409
do all this
talk of Newfoundland.
486
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:54,677
I'll have a tear broadside
the eye for the effort.
487
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,916
Parked a tear rig handy.
488
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:57,651
Fuck, Teddy, Knows.
489
00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,416
Best we goes on outta this
conversation, Tommy.
490
00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:01,294
B'y, she's best
we get on the go.
491
00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:02,792
B'y find the slot'n
stay where you're to,
492
00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:03,864
till I comes where you're
at, wha.
493
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,292
Knows, Teddy, knows.
494
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:06,526
Let's get on the go.
495
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,461
Long may your
big jib draw, b'y.
496
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,970
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
497
00:19:09,998 --> 00:19:11,568
Holy fuck.
498
00:19:14,502 --> 00:19:16,042
REILLY: Yeah, and most people
actually don't know this
499
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,441
but they speak a different
language in Newfoundland.
500
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:19,643
JONESY: There was no sense
chirping them
501
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:20,875
'cause they don't know English
502
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,779
and we don't know
how to speak, uh...
503
00:19:23,544 --> 00:19:24,684
REILLY: Newfish.
504
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,723
Thanks buddy, and we don't know
how to speak Newfish.
505
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,578
But we'll learn
because you know really,
506
00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:31,016
all Canadians should speak
all three official languages.
507
00:19:31,052 --> 00:19:32,092
For sure, bro.
508
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,360
That's why we focused on
the game and spanked them.
509
00:19:34,389 --> 00:19:35,519
Onto the final!
510
00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:36,656
Love it, boys.
511
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,692
Yeah, we wanna hear
all about it.
512
00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:39,997
Just save it for the fire.
513
00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:42,599
�How'r ya now?
�BOTH: Good.
514
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,431
He wasn't talking to you.
515
00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:45,795
�Good'n you?
�Not s'bad.
516
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,374
All right, boys. Spill it.
517
00:19:47,402 --> 00:19:48,972
Give us the game plan
for the big final.
518
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:50,644
�BOTH: Okay.
�But,
519
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:51,872
say it like
you're talking to
520
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:54,537
Kate Beirness and Tessa Bonhomme
from TSN.
521
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,540
You're celebrities now.
522
00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:57,677
Are you seri�dog?
523
00:19:57,713 --> 00:20:00,123
You're on the biggest stage in
Canadian sports, boys.
524
00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:01,778
TS fucking N.
525
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:03,577
She's seri�dog.
526
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:04,648
What's all this then?
527
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:05,816
Hang tight.
528
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,694
Boys, what's the focus going
into tomorrow night's bout
529
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,664
with the juggernaut squad
from Quebec?
530
00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:11,892
(CLEARS THROAT)
531
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:13,957
�Well...
�Make sure to project.
532
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,095
Let's see some excitement.
533
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,730
Yeah. Let's hear
the passion, boys!
534
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,773
Okay, um...
535
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,741
Well, we've gotta have all
four lines bangin' out there.
536
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:22,900
We gotta do
the little things right.
537
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:24,708
Uh, make sure we're taking
short shifts,
538
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,510
�thirty seconds hard and off.
�That's it?
539
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:27,511
And you gotta keep
it simple out there.
540
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,142
Do the little things right.
Fire a few howies
541
00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,847
around the tendies ears early
to get him rattled
542
00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:32,809
and establish a net front
presence till the final horn.
543
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:34,718
Okay.
This time really go for it.
544
00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:36,116
Okay, uh.
545
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,921
We gotta make sure
we're playing for the crest
546
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:38,853
on the front of out sweaters
547
00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:39,917
and out brothers beside us
on the bench.
548
00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,855
We're gonna go out there
and we're gonna make sure
549
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:43,390
we're bringing the ship home
with 18 of our brothers.
550
00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:45,134
Battles and wars, boys.
Blood, sweat and tears.
551
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,730
One final tour of duty,
guns loaded,
552
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,002
in the trenches,
marching
553
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,559
shoulder to shoulder
with our brothers.
554
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:50,567
No good man left behind.
555
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,528
�For us, for each other.
�For the brotherhood.
556
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,997
For our country!
For Newfoundland!
557
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,595
Death before surrender!
558
00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:00,607
We gonna fuck this pig?
559
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,406
K.
560
00:21:02,443 --> 00:21:04,083
You fucking fruit snackers.
561
00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:05,252
You fucking tea towler.
562
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,180
Squirrelly, go ahead and take
a couple steps towards him
563
00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:07,854
and don't be surprised
if all of a sudden
564
00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:08,923
he's got some place to be.
565
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:11,120
�Who put a nickel in you?
�You're a dilly bar, bud.
566
00:21:11,152 --> 00:21:13,192
�Fucking bowl filler.
�You're a fucking day old.
567
00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:14,621
You are fucking average.
568
00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:15,856
Were yous in a pretty tough
569
00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:17,431
car accident at one point
or something?
570
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,958
You think you're playin'
for the Toronto Maple Leafs?
571
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:20,734
You're playing for the
Toronto Maple Queefs.
572
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,832
You're a fucking noodle,
and you look like a goose.
573
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,804
�Know the TSN turning point?
�Yeah.
574
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:27,043
Yous are TSN
turning fucking dumber.
575
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,738
You're a bunch of
fucking mis�plays.
576
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:29,910
You're the Motrin
pain of the day
577
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,568
and the Pepto�Bismol
upset of the week.
578
00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:33,736
�Fucking novice.
�And all this brotherhood talks
579
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,475
gotta stop when it's uncertain
yous don't suck each other off.
580
00:21:36,511 --> 00:21:37,781
You giving his flute
a little toot?
581
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,213
I think he'd give
his flute a big hoot.
582
00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:40,847
DARYL: Big ol' mouth full
of bell end.
583
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,622
You are so fucking 5'11".
584
00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:43,951
You're a fucking anchor, bud.
585
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,945
Get the fuck off the property.
586
00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:48,792
(QUIETLY) I think Wayne's back.
587
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:51,889
Fuck a duck.
588
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:56,103
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