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You were eavesdropping
on some nutsacks
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at the bar the other day...
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Okay, I've got mine.
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Might surprise you
but I'm going with basketball.
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BOTH: Oh, Bonnie McMurray.
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Wilt Chamberlain claimed
to have slept with 20,000 women.
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Not a bad tally.
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Not a bad tally
for one tally�whacker.
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That's a lot of driving
to the hole.
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That's a lot of rim work.
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Did you know
he also set the record
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for 100 points in a game
wearing Chuck Taylors?
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Hope he had the courtesy
to take 'em off
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for his other record.
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Given their height and the size
of their feet,
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it's safe to assume
that basketball players
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also have the biggest...
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BOTH: Dicks?
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�Balls.
�Hey�ooo.
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So in conclusion, I submit,
the sport with athletes
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that wheel the most broadskis
is basketball.
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�Jonesy?
�Football.
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Like, American football
or European football aka soccer.
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�Should call it football.
�Fuck off.
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Biggest teams,
so mathematically,
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you gotta figure
the highest gross.
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Not saying they pull
the most tens.
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Yup.
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Gross is the operative word
here.
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Probably a lotta
fours and fives.
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May the fours be with you.
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Cuz some of those linemen are...
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�Offensive?
�Hey�ooo.
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�BONNIE: Reilly.
�Baseball.
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Not to be confused
with soccer�baseball.
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Yeah, that was
the dagger, buddy.
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Why baseball?
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Baseball players have
the longest season,
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which means
they're on the road the longest
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with gives them ample opportunity
to wheel the most broadskis.
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Plus they use the least energy
of any sport.
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Which gives them the most energy
to wheel broadskis.
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I'm changing my answer.
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�Can I change my answer?
�No.
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That's totally cool. I get it.
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You can change your answer.
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Shouldn't hockey players
be the low hanging fruit?
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I didn't want
to say hockey players,
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because they are
the low�hanging fruit...
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Fuckin' mind reader.
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Yeah, samezies, bro. I didn't want
Bonnie to be like...
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(SCOFFING)
Is this guy even fucking trying?
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�Why hockey players?
�Hockey players at any level
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share hotel rooms on the road.
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So, like it's curfew, right?
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You wheeling back
before curfew just in time
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to catch your defense partner
wheeling a road rocket.
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What then?
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Become his D�partner.
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�Stick to stick.
�Tape to tape.
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Can't leave.
It's curfew.
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�It's rude to stare.
�True. You couldn't like
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not acknowledge it.
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If you can't beat 'em,
join 'em.
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If you can't beat it... Join in.
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I'd rather jerk off.
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So an opportunity
for a hockey player to wheel
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very often turns
into an opportunity
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for his teammate
to wheel.
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With this in mind,
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hockey players wheel
the most broadskis.
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Did you know
that 100,000 condoms
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were handed out to athletes
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at the 2010 Olympics
in Vancouver?
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�I did.
�No, you didn't.
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�Yeah, I did.
�No, you didn't.
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�Yes, I did.
�No, you didn't.
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450,000 at the summer Olympics
in Rio.
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The fuck outta here.
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Yeah, hockey players
definitely hold the record
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in London bridging broadskis.
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Just gotta respect
the Load Code.
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What's the Load Code?
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Oh, bother.
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The Load Code of the road.
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Don't get any of your brogurt
on your buddy.
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�Mind your boner batter.
�Don't spray any Spunky Brewster.
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�There's fines for that.
�Fines?
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Same way there's fines
for stepping on the logo
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on the carpet
in your dressing room.
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Yeah, or letting your jersey
touch the floor.
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Those are
pretty common things though.
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You're saying accidentally
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brogurting on your buddy
is common enough
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for there to be a fines
in place for it?
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Load Code.
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Load Code of the road.
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That's kinda hot.
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Oh, Bonnie McMurray.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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�(GRUNTING)
�Ellen?
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Like click�clock work.
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(GIGGLING)
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Butt stuff?
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Little dab'll do ya, eh?
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(HORSE APPROACHING)
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NOAH: Whoa, Hugh!
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�Wayne.
�Noah.
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Mr. Dyck.
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�Daryl.
�Hello, Noah.
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Daniel.
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Haven't seen ye
in the age of a dog once.
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My sympathies that the love tree
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ye and Lovina tried to plant
together didn't take root.
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She's a special gal.
I knows it now more than ever.
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How is she doings?
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I suppose you heard by now,
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she was attacked
at a petting zoo.
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No, I had not heard that.
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A giant big cock about ye.
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From behind even.
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Which seems she was
on the receiving end
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of a good�sized prick.
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Doctor said he'd never seen
a gash quite that size.
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The size of a fist.
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And indeed that's all she had
to suppress the bleeding.
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Can you imagine?
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A fist inside your gash.
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Tough week then, eh?
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Oh unfortunately,
it doesn't end there.
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A couple of days prior,
my two young boys caught
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the prickliest
of the itchies
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after playing with a pile
of pink insulation in the barn.
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Would you believe on the same day,
my daughter fell into the manure pile.
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I had two in the pink
and one in the stink.
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What brings you by, Noah?
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Wayne, your community
has always used us right
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and hopefully you feel as though
our community has used you right
as well.
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Yup.
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I need your help
at the Dyck farm once.
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Put it this way.
It's work only men can do.
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My two young boys
aren't quite up to the task yet.
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Well, we got six strong hands.
We can help.
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(SIGHING) I am blessed this day.
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For the Lord hath giveth on to me
three able men
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willing to help me
with a hand job.
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(GROANS)
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What type of job is this exactly?
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Men banging.
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Men pounding.
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Best I show you once.
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I feel like we got
our own work to do.
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�We'll be there, Noah.
�NOAH: Thanks unto ye, Wayne.
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Oh, bring your tools!
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By the way,
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my children have recently taken
to digging for buried treasures
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in the corn fields.
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Their imaginations
hath no bounds at this age.
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And I've instructed them to halt.
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Please, neighbors,
let me know
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should you see my children
corn holing in the field.
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Who is that snack?
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GAIL: That's Katy's.
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�All yours.
�Atta babe.
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Coach.
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What's that?
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Yeah, my therapist said I should
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get out of the house more,
you know,
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be around other people
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instead of just staying
in my home, by myself
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thinking about
my dead wife Barb.
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My therapist thinks I'm obsessive.
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Sure wish this stool had
some lumbarb support.
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�Sup.
�Sup.
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�I asked you first.
�I recall.
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I don't know who you are.
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I happen to have
that information.
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�Got a smoke?
�I do.
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Hmmm, smoking's gross.
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This chit-chat is really
kind of all over the place.
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You waiting on somebody?
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Katy.
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KATY: Gailer.
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�Sup.
�Sup.
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Wanna get hammered?
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So, what do you think? We head
over there a half hour, 45 minutes?
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You know, we got
our own chorin' to do, so.
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Well, you better settle down over there,
or I'm gonna come talk to ya.
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You were half rudes to Noah earlier.
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�I wasn't half rude.
�Were too half rude.
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If you were a 2010 Rhianna
smash hit, you'd be Rude Boys.
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I wasn't half rude.
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If you were one of Santa's
reindeers, you'd be Rudolph.
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I wasn't half rude!
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If you were an adorable child
from an '80s sitcom,
you'd be Rudy Huxtables.
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I was an eighth rude.
Not half.
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�Hey, who wrote techno hit Sandstorm?
�Darude?
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�He was expose'ta answer that.
�Oh, sorry.
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I'll give you a quarter rude,
but then, I'm maxxed out.
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If you were a former New York
city mayor, you would be...
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Rudy Giuliani?
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No. Bill de Blasio.
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Who was notorious for being quite rude.
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Fine. I was A&W Rude�beer.
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But I've heard some talk
about Nappers,
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and it might have something
to do with what Noah wants
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is all I'm saying.
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What were you told?
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�You won't like it.
�Fuck's sake, Dary,
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you baited the hook and we bit.
Reel us in.
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What was you told?
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I heard schmellies
are trying to mix up
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�the blood lines a wee bit.
�Why?
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Probably on account of generation
after generation of inbreedings.
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So, the fathers
go out to other dudes
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who are outside the family and get them
to come over to their place and...
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fuck their daughters.
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How'd you stay out of special ed
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running with an old wives' tale
like that?
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�It's not an old wives' tale.
�WAYNE: Yes, it is.
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That is straight up life skills.
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�Yes, it is.
�It happened to Dickskin.
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�No, it never.
�Yes, it did.
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�No, it never.
�Yes, it did.
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Okay, Dary. Dary, okay.
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I'm gonna call Jim Dickins right now.
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If I find out
you're spinning a fucking yarn,
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you'll find me
in a real bad mood.
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(LINE RINGING)
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Jimmy Dickins. How're ya now?
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Good'n you?
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Not s'bad. Listen, I got some
kind of weird to asks,
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so what I'm gonna do is just come
right out and ask to you now.
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Your terms are acceptable.
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(SOFTLY) Goodness,
I don't even think I can.
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Jim, did some Napper come up to you and
ask you to fucks his daughter?
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A Dickins never airs
his dirty laundry.
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Sorry, good buddy.
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That's okay, good buddy.
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But no such thing
happened to me.
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�Sorry, good buddy.
�That's okay, good buddy.
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Though there has been talk
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of such things
in auctioneer circles.
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What weres you told?
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I'm told livestock aren't
the only thing
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schmellies go scoutin'
for in farmer's markets.
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�And then?
�There's an auctioneer
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out Brussels way
about my size...
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�Is he really?
�Said he was told
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by an auctioneer
out Hanover way,
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also about my size.
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�Fuckin' Dutchmen.
�That his cousint,
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a significantly
shorter auctioneer...
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Swissman, likeleh.
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Was offered $500 by a schmelly
at a farmer's market
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to lay with his daughter.
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In the biblical sense.
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Five hundred dollars'
nothing to sneer at.
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I'm surprised he get $500
from a Napper.
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I was kinda thinking
two bills, maybe 250 tops.
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I'm told a hole is cut
into a sheet.
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The schmelly daughter
on one side,
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the stud on the other.
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The stud then threads his penis
through the hole
266
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and penetrates
the awaiting schmelly.
267
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Fuckin' how 'bout it.
268
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Why the sheet?
269
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:08,108
I'm told schmellies remove
all physical and visual contact,
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aside from penile�vagile,
of course,
271
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to keep the sex limited
to pro�creation purposes,
272
00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:17,318
and deter it from becoming
"a little more English," as they call it.
273
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Makes sense, I suppose.
274
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Hence the expression,
275
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"put a little English on 'er."
276
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,156
Well, that's some fun trivia.
277
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,061
Hey Jim, did your auctioneer buddy's
auctioneer buddy's
278
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�auctioneer cousint, uh...
�Did he get in there?
279
00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,503
Well, Dary,
280
00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:36,172
you're no auctioneer if you hear
500 dollars and don't see 525.
281
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,843
And once you've seen 525,
well, you damn well better see 530,
282
00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:43,444
and if you've already seen 530,
you know you're gonna see 535.
283
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:52,217
(RAMBLING AUCTION CHANTS)
284
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,059
�Thanks, Jim.
�Sold.
285
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,088
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
286
00:10:58,993 --> 00:10:59,993
Jeez, Ellen.
287
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,098
Little dab'll do ya.
288
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,895
Well, let's say it's true.
289
00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:17,239
Dickins' auctioneer buddy's
auctioneer buddy's
290
00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,248
auctioneer cousint
was approached by a Napper
291
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at a farmer's market
offering him $500 to procreate
292
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,845
with his daughter.
293
00:11:22,884 --> 00:11:24,394
Five hundred dollars' better
than a kick in the pants.
294
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,348
You're lucky you get 500 dollars
from a Napper.
295
00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:29,057
Yeah, see, I was thinking
two bills, 250 tops.
But, Dary...
296
00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,295
What
297
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,833
makes you think
298
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,466
�all Nappers do this?
�Objections!
299
00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:42,803
Dan.
300
00:11:42,837 --> 00:11:45,167
Dary is just trying to establish
a history and pattern
301
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,906
of the behavior.
302
00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:49,041
He's not trying to suggest
that all Nappers do it.
303
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:52,206
He's merely suggesting
that maybe this Nappers does.
304
00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:54,316
�And is.
�Withdrawn or rephrased.
305
00:11:57,051 --> 00:11:58,051
Dary...
306
00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:00,764
What...
307
00:12:02,824 --> 00:12:04,164
What compels you
308
00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:06,727
to think...
309
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:10,573
that that is what...
310
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,265
Noah Dicks was talking about today?
311
00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:16,935
Well, he said the job was men banging
and pounding.
312
00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:19,211
Let the record show
Noah Dicks said many things today
313
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,270
that could be misleading.
314
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,507
I'll allows it.
315
00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:24,984
Then he said it was a job
that only men can do
316
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,282
and then, he winked at me.
317
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,053
�Yeah, but to be fair...
�To be fair!
318
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,922
�To be fair.
�To be fair!
319
00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:33,051
A wink can mean many things.
320
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,917
Yeah, but the Dickins said they do it
through a hole in a sheet!
321
00:12:34,956 --> 00:12:36,016
Inadmissibles!
322
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:37,557
Hearsay.
323
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:40,162
Well, he just said he heard it,
so, yeah.
324
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,534
Dan, whose side are you on?
325
00:12:41,563 --> 00:12:42,863
In closing...
326
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,099
Dary,
327
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:50,099
would you or would you not
328
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,039
agree with the statement,
329
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,882
"fuck, they can run."
330
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,275
�I guess so.
�Dary, it's a yes or no question.
331
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,854
�Yes.
�Fuck, can they run.
332
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,821
Every single one of 'em can run.
333
00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:11,191
Nothing further.
334
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,163
I'll be briefs.
335
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,354
Now, Daryl,
336
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,920
we all know you're a good guy.
337
00:13:34,949 --> 00:13:36,979
Objection! Where's he
going with this?
338
00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:38,248
I'm just saying he's a good guy.
339
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,122
Hmph.
340
00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:41,261
He's a pretty good guy.
341
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,326
You're a good guy.
342
00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:51,272
In your opinions,
what's the percent chance
343
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,298
that Noah would wants one, somes or all us
344
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,035
to procreate with his daughters?
345
00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:57,137
Oh.
346
00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:58,368
I'll say she's 50�50.
347
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,466
Now,
348
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:03,078
what if it was with his sisters?
349
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,050
�Lovina Dyck?
�Objection. Irrelevant.
350
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:06,983
May I approach?
351
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,024
I'll allow it.
352
00:14:16,157 --> 00:14:17,627
I just always kinda thought
that Dary was maybe
353
00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,129
more Lovina's type than me
354
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,960
and uh, given the circumstances,
355
00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:23,255
I figured I'll takes
the opportunity to ask him
356
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,167
rather than stews on it
any longer.
357
00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:29,469
We're going to the Dyck farm.
358
00:14:36,177 --> 00:14:37,547
You wanna look at a menu, chief?
359
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:40,479
No, I'm trying to cut back
on my barbohydrates.
360
00:14:40,515 --> 00:14:42,945
I'm on this new rhubarb diet.
361
00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:44,024
Is there a barbage back there?
362
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,023
�Pretty kitty.
�Another round, please and thank you.
363
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,326
Couple Puppers,
couple Gus'n Bru?
364
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,958
Still got it you old goat.
365
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,464
Great tits, eh?
366
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:56,996
�Yours?
�I know they're great.
367
00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:58,271
No confirmation required.
368
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,630
Then...
369
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,197
I'm like fuckin' Gretzky
in here.
370
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,335
�I know where everybody is.
�Gotcha.
371
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,270
And you're talking
to a fellow window shopper.
372
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:07,136
It's not a crime.
I do it all the time.
373
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,014
�Bit of look, don't touch?
�Cheap thrills.
374
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,683
�Never hurt nobody.
�Bing bang boom.
375
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,519
You are very cool.
Very cool, very nice.
376
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:15,549
Yeah?
377
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:17,994
What are you gonna do about it?
378
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,195
Gentlemen, thank you
for joining us
379
00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:32,071
for an afternoon hand job.
380
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,643
Lovinas.
381
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,366
�Do we smoke out here?
�Anita, how're ya now?
382
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,444
It's been quite a week,
as I'm sure you've heard.
383
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,313
May I show you
my sister�in�law's gash?
384
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,038
Oh.
385
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,383
We heard.
386
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,250
I'd givens you a calls, but uh,
387
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,053
well, yous don't have phones, so.
388
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,993
ANITA: It's not our only ailment
this week, unfortunately.
389
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,388
Just yesterday I cut my finger
chopping wood.
390
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,720
I continued to work of course,
while occasionally licking it occasionally
391
00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:58,987
to keep the blood from getting on my dress
but, the long and short,
392
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,456
I spent the whole afternoon
licking my own axe wound.
393
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,400
Did the children not offer aid?
394
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,631
Oh, I had sent them into the house
to get out of the sun
395
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:09,198
and I'm glad for it.
Children do worry.
396
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,466
You're right. The last thing I want
is for the children to look out
in the yard
397
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:14,307
and see their mother
licking her own axe wound.
398
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,708
Hmph.
399
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,650
Lovina's made lemonade.
400
00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:19,409
And I implore you to hydrate once.
401
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,546
After all, you'll be
hammering box all afternoon.
402
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:24,751
Hammering box?
403
00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:28,056
My feed boxes were destroyed
in the windstorm Wednesday last.
404
00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:29,619
With another one on the way,
405
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,227
time is of the essence
and we must rebuild at once.
406
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,659
My boxes?
407
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,095
One of those boxes
408
00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:37,159
was constructed by me,
Noah Dyck.
409
00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:38,698
Forgive me mine wife.
410
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,073
And I want to know
411
00:16:40,101 --> 00:16:42,341
which one of you
is going to pound my box?
412
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:44,771
Thank you.
413
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:50,083
Thank you.
414
00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:52,381
I screwed that box
for hours yesterday.
415
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:56,083
My Dyck doesn't have the stamina
he once did once,
416
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:57,717
so we are grateful
for your help once.
417
00:16:57,752 --> 00:16:59,252
Incidentally Anita Dyck,
418
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,156
did the boys finish
with the three loads of hay?
419
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:02,723
They finished one.
420
00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:04,427
I did the other two.
421
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,488
For shame.
422
00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:08,597
Imagine, my sons left two loads
on their mother.
423
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,200
Oh, it doesn't end there.
424
00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:12,401
Jedidiah took quite a tantrum
this morning
425
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,243
when I tasked him
with garden works.
426
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:16,198
I told him to gather up
the garden tools
427
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:17,197
and go into the shed,
428
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:20,168
where, unfortunately,
the tantrum continued.
429
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,277
He spent a half hour in there
smashing hoes.
430
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:26,278
Gentlemen, please enjoy
the afternoon's hand job.
431
00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:32,193
You should know, there's a prize
on this day for the man
432
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,459
who uses his tool the best!
433
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,588
What kind of a prize?
434
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,120
Hint.
435
00:17:37,158 --> 00:17:39,088
What's moist and warm
436
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,096
and close to heaven
in earthly form?
437
00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:44,374
Objection.
438
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:49,770
Ah, Daryl. Be a lamb
and helps push these closer to us?
439
00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:51,714
Can do.
440
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,779
I always use a small pillow
to protect my knees.
441
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,109
Would you like one?
442
00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:59,151
Uh, no. I think
I'm all right, okay.
443
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,150
Really?
444
00:18:00,181 --> 00:18:01,821
You wouldn't like a little cushion
for the pushin'?
445
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,320
Hey, be careful
with your hammers, yous two.
446
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,292
Nobody came here
for a finger bang.
447
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:08,321
(DONKEY BRAYING)
448
00:18:09,691 --> 00:18:12,291
Ah, did you hear that?
It's Donald the Donkey.
449
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,396
Biggest ass you've ever seen.
450
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,438
This donkey
is so tall and fabulous,
451
00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:19,828
just this summer, that my boys
finally managed to mount him.
452
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:22,397
Took him nine years
to go up the ass.
453
00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,238
Did you know that donkey
is considered to be a delicacy
454
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,713
in some parts of the world?
455
00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:31,422
I was in Central America
at a church supper,
and was offered it.
456
00:18:31,424 --> 00:18:35,884
While I hesitated at first,
would you believe I love eating ass?
457
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,547
I would eat ass all day,
every day if I could.
458
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,557
Hey, Noah, you workin' hard
or hardly workin'?
459
00:18:43,591 --> 00:18:46,361
It has been said that I have
fitter skills for yammering
460
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,393
than hammering.
461
00:18:48,429 --> 00:18:49,729
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
462
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:51,804
But see as we're yammering...
463
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,773
Daniel, any genetic
health issues in your family?
464
00:18:57,438 --> 00:19:00,878
Well, my second cousints
got an allergies to pollen there, so...
465
00:19:00,908 --> 00:19:02,638
�Who? Garrett?
�No. Jarrett.
466
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,178
Why?
467
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,643
It's just in the Mennonite community
468
00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:10,283
sometimes we're born
with vision and hearing problems.
469
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,487
DAN: (MUMBLING) Generation
after generation of systematic inbreeding.
470
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:14,391
Do what you've always done
471
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,261
and I'll suppose you'll get
what you've always got!
472
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:20,661
Daryl, how often do you partake
of the devil's nectar?
473
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,773
I suppose I could
drink a little less.
474
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:25,268
Better than the devils danders.
475
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:27,499
Oh yeah, the lesser of two evils really.
476
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:30,505
Uh, the lesser of two evils
is still an evil, I'm afraid.
477
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:32,608
In the English world, you believe
in post-secondary education
478
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,180
I assume yous all attended once?
479
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:40,754
Say Wayne, do you belong to a gymnasium
or just have good genes once?
480
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:43,692
Yeah well, good jeans means...
no belt, so.
481
00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,888
�So great genes.
�WAYNE: Yeah.
482
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,520
Winner of
the No�Belt Peace Prize.
483
00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:49,556
(ALL LAUGHING)
484
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:53,628
�Too much fun.
�Yeah.
485
00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:56,559
Hey, why do you ask Noah?
486
00:19:56,598 --> 00:19:57,858
No reason, I suppose.
487
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,643
Just a few men hard working men
shooting the proverbial feces.
488
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:02,839
�Noah!
�Mine wife!
489
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:10,646
A prize at the end?
490
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,308
"Heaven in earthly form"?
491
00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:13,716
Holy sheet.
492
00:20:13,748 --> 00:20:15,318
Hole�y sheet.
493
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:17,229
Going on a lot,
it is a little bit weird.
494
00:20:17,228 --> 00:20:21,388
There's no doubt about it, but I'm just
not convinced he wants us for like,
495
00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:22,686
with his daughters.
496
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:24,634
DARYL: Why is he asking
all the questions, then?
497
00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,989
I feel he's trying to establish
a genetic pecking order.
498
00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:28,628
That be a good name for a bands.
499
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,360
What's that?
500
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,627
Genetics Pecking Orders.
501
00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:34,704
Like hey, you wanna head over
to MoDeans to checks out the GPOs?
502
00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:37,766
I think three�word band names
often sound like emo band names.
503
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,910
I'm gonna fake sick
and make a break for it.
504
00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:44,752
Daryl! Be a lamb and come help my wife
with a couple of loads?
505
00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:47,283
Now his wife is in on it, too?
506
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:49,716
Ah, why me?
507
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:52,851
Well, because like my husband,
you seem to have more of a skill
508
00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:54,857
for yammering than hammering!
509
00:20:54,889 --> 00:20:57,059
(BOTH LAUGHING)
510
00:20:57,091 --> 00:21:01,501
�What fun!
�Hammering... He can't...
He's just terrible with the...
511
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,704
Gail?
512
00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:10,025
On the other hand,
I'll have the barbecue chicken.
513
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:11,968
You ever heard the expression,
514
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,606
"everyone's always fuckin'
somebody else?"
515
00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:16,512
�I have.
�Words to live by.
516
00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:18,284
�I agree.
�You fuckin' somebody else?
517
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,480
I am.
518
00:21:20,515 --> 00:21:21,945
�You are?
�I was.
519
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:23,176
Okay.
520
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:25,517
You haven't asked me
if I'm comin' or goin'.
521
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,353
�This is true.
�So I'll ask you.
522
00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:29,618
�Like, what we're doing?
�I'm starting to give a shit.
523
00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:31,057
Very cool. Very nice.
524
00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,432
Do you give a shit?
525
00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:35,364
I think I do.
526
00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:38,026
If you give a shit, then you'll have
to be a master of one.
527
00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:39,865
No more jack of all.
That's the rule.
528
00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:41,041
�Cool?
�Cool.
529
00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:42,098
�Very cool.
�Very nice.
530
00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:43,806
And no pressure either way.
531
00:21:43,838 --> 00:21:45,368
If it's not me...
532
00:21:45,406 --> 00:21:46,836
Tits is right over there.
533
00:21:46,874 --> 00:21:48,344
Tits is everywhere.
534
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:50,383
Gotcha.
535
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:51,881
If you say you're in, you're in.
536
00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:54,023
But if you say you're in
and you're not...
537
00:21:54,048 --> 00:21:55,418
You'll have every dude
in Letterkenny
538
00:21:55,449 --> 00:21:56,449
lined up
around the block for ya.
539
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:01,556
So you comin' or are you goin'?
540
00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:04,459
It's impossible to avoid
the sexual innuendo on deck here.
541
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,831
People love sexual innuendo.
542
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:06,930
I'm coming.
543
00:22:06,961 --> 00:22:07,961
Here we go now.
544
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,600
Very smooth.
Very smooth, very subtle.
545
00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:19,007
Never had a Gus'n Bru?
It's like the best option in the bar.
546
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,340
COACH: In any barb.
547
00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:22,638
Or mini�barbs.
548
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:24,107
It's better than barbiturates.
549
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:25,345
Barb.
550
00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:27,547
Is he gonna be okay?
551
00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:28,682
�No.
�Okay.
552
00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:33,823
We need to get this out
on the line.
553
00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:35,715
Nobody likes a wrinkly Dyck.
554
00:22:36,524 --> 00:22:37,694
So I'm told.
555
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,800
Are Charity and Chastity in there?
556
00:22:42,496 --> 00:22:44,396
What is your interest
in my daughters once?
557
00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:46,803
Nothing. I just...
558
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:51,172
Make... It's a conversation.
559
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,735
You know Daryl, we Snatches
tend to be quite closed.
560
00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:56,810
Snatch
561
00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:57,984
is my maiden name.
562
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,450
Anita Snatch?
563
00:23:00,948 --> 00:23:02,678
My father Seymour...
564
00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,048
Seymour Snatch?
565
00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:06,646
And my mother Aida.
566
00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:08,922
Aida Snatch?
567
00:23:08,956 --> 00:23:11,756
Believed that children
should be seen and not heard.
568
00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:14,163
Now, I'm a bit more liberal myself.
569
00:23:14,195 --> 00:23:17,455
I believe that children
should be encouraged to experiment
570
00:23:17,498 --> 00:23:18,668
with being a grown�up
571
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,670
under the watchful eye
of their parents.
572
00:23:20,702 --> 00:23:22,742
And, of course, the Lord.
573
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:27,580
That way,
we can step in and help.
574
00:23:27,609 --> 00:23:30,079
Even participate if need be.
575
00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,875
Show them how it's done.
576
00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,884
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
577
00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,576
They're preparing the prize
for the winner.
578
00:23:36,618 --> 00:23:39,788
Girls, it's almost time
to stick it in!
579
00:23:39,821 --> 00:23:43,021
Now, let's see if you can manage
a big load, hmph?
580
00:23:49,864 --> 00:23:52,034
Tightest box
you've screwed today, Wayne?
581
00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:53,066
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
582
00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:57,003
Little dab will do ya?
583
00:23:57,038 --> 00:23:58,168
Tell her that.
584
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:05,912
DARYL: Hey!
585
00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:10,453
(EL CABALLO BLANCO PLAYING)
586
00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:25,729
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
587
00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:26,897
Boughts lunch?
588
00:24:26,934 --> 00:24:28,844
You could come inside
or eat out.
589
00:24:30,271 --> 00:24:31,971
Thank you, gentlemen.
590
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:33,066
I must say you pounded
591
00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:35,777
an impressive amount
of boxes today.
592
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:36,840
You must be tired.
593
00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:40,146
�Dary?
�But, Daryl,
594
00:24:41,015 --> 00:24:42,875
Anita and I have decided
595
00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:46,147
that your tool was
the most polished on this day.
596
00:24:46,187 --> 00:24:48,257
Which means
you've won the prize, once!
597
00:24:48,289 --> 00:24:49,789
Oh, bother.
598
00:24:49,824 --> 00:24:53,234
The sweetest prize
a man could ever enjoy.
599
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:55,601
Close your eyes.
600
00:24:57,699 --> 00:24:58,699
Good buddies?
601
00:25:01,903 --> 00:25:02,903
Girls, come on out.
602
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,639
Take your tops off and present.
603
00:25:08,643 --> 00:25:09,843
Hole�y sheet.
604
00:25:12,146 --> 00:25:15,076
Daryl, Are you ready
for moist and warm
605
00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:16,816
and heaven in earthly form?
606
00:25:18,152 --> 00:25:19,152
Open your eyes!
607
00:25:19,821 --> 00:25:21,021
Surprise!
608
00:25:22,156 --> 00:25:23,526
(ALL CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY)
609
00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:28,563
ANITA: Wait a moment.
610
00:25:28,596 --> 00:25:30,866
Were you expecting
something else?
611
00:25:30,898 --> 00:25:32,798
�No.
�ANITA: Yes you were.
612
00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:34,044
(GASPS)
613
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,738
And I know exactly what.
614
00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:38,038
Do ya?
615
00:25:38,072 --> 00:25:40,642
What kind of people
do you think we are?
616
00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:41,642
Hpmh?
617
00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:42,683
You thought...
618
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,910
No, no, sorry. It's just...
619
00:25:44,946 --> 00:25:47,616
My auctioneer's friend's
auctioneer's cousint said...
620
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:48,649
ANITA: Hush, puppies!
621
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:52,247
You thought that we would try
to pay you
622
00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,356
for helping us today,
hmph?
623
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:57,858
You thought you'd close
your eyes and feel a big fat wad
624
00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:00,262
slide across your palm, hpmh?
625
00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:03,304
And you were worried
about how to say no.
626
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,230
Because of the old adage,
627
00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:07,325
"a favor for me,
turns you into a dunce..."
628
00:26:07,368 --> 00:26:09,698
"... when you bring up
the subject of money once."
629
00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:10,807
(CHUCKLES)
630
00:26:11,673 --> 00:26:12,813
Yeah, I feel silleh.
631
00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:14,907
Daryl,
632
00:26:14,942 --> 00:26:17,312
does my daughters'
warm sticky pie
633
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,880
not appeal to you?
634
00:26:20,314 --> 00:26:22,384
Yeah, no, it does.
635
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,746
Well then let us
enjoy them on this day,
636
00:26:24,786 --> 00:26:26,286
as a community
with our mouths.
637
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:31,060
Daniel, would you like to walk?
638
00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:32,092
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
639
00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:37,003
Little dab'll do ya.
640
00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:46,106
Ah, don't leave yet!
I'm no good at good pies!
641
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,960
What's the plan, handsome man?
642
00:27:00,988 --> 00:27:02,858
I'll probably
just head back to suburbs.
643
00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:05,260
You know, maybe lift some barbells.
644
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,832
I've bombarbed you guys enough.
645
00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:10,232
Lil dance before you skedaddle?
646
00:27:10,264 --> 00:27:12,004
You're gonna have to crow�barb
me off this chair
647
00:27:12,033 --> 00:27:14,143
I've had a couple of
hard�barbs.
648
00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,005
Jesus.
649
00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:21,807
Come on you ol' souse.
650
00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:23,849
(STR8 OUTTA MUMBAI PLAYING)
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