All language subtitles for Kärlekens språk 2000 (2004) aka _Kärlekens språk

- 20 minutes of sending, Stella.
- I come.

- Is Stella in the studio?
- No. Nobody knows where she is.

It's damn the same shit
every time.

Is there anyone that makes Stella
into the studio, thanks?

Ready for removal.

- Grandfather, come on! It begins.
- Yes, yes... I come now.

Stella, Stella, Stella!

- Start the countdown.
- Who has the broadcast schedule?

I come now.

So we come once again back
with erotic mystery -

- In season føste section of
"Love languages".

Who would have
sugar in your coffee?

- Stella is it?
- Milk and sugar, please.

It goes damn not without her!

Our host is one,
living the wild life.

- The charismatic persistent...
- I come!

Six, five...

... Two...

Here comes "love languages".

Ladies and gentlemen...
Evening's host:

Stella Moon!

The damn prima donna!

- There are actually nice of popcorn.
- Beautiful?

- Stella Moon jams with them.
- It works apparently for her.

Welcome to "love language"
program about sex and cohabitation.

My name is Stella Moon!

We get h jælp by sexologist and psychologist
Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan -

- And sex counselor
Catherine Janouch.

- Are you ready?
- Yes!

Should we partout see it here?
Stella Moon is just too much.

She is as good.

What is this about?

- Are you sitting and looking something like this?
- Relax however. That's funny.

You must not take it so seriously.

- Will I see them on stage?
- Up on stage!

Even you.

Come up here!

You are perfect.

- It's My and David!
- It is indeed!

Did you know that?

- Has two small goodies like you a name?
- David...

- What?!
- David.

- And his wife?
- My.

Are not they delicious?
Give them an applause!

My and David!

Oh, how it is here
However, just embarrassing...

And where are you
However, just jealous.

No no. I must be there.
Should they be here?

- How is it?
- You feel naked.

Sex is a source of energy and happiness.
Sex is not just sexual intercourse -

- But also the sexuality
one has with oneself.

Sex is a congenital operation. The
matters is that we must multiply us -

- But sex is also something
you can enjoy and have fun with.

Sex is primarily pleasure.

It is warm and beautiful and can make us
both more fresh and happy.

Now we see
how you really feel.

Good sex is based on communication.
Therefore, you should speak with the partner.

One should thus dare to say
how you want it.

If you're good to pule, fuck,
toot, cans, love -

- Then you probably automatically
what your partner wants?

Your own enjoyment and orgasm
is your own responsibility. Did you hear that?

Your own enjoyment and orgasm
is your own responsibility.

It is indeed.
Yes, and also yours. Only yours.

I want to know everything.
Inform.

Tell all about your
incredible sex life.

It was just totally...

Absolutely incredible!

We were doing all night.

We were damn Started
all night.

Yes! Yes!

It has not always sex drive,
and it is quite okay to say no.

One should not allow themselves to stress
and agree to something you will not.

Hello!

Sabine goes into high school. She is
lesbian and is open about it.

Recently, she met Julia,
a girl from another school.

They have met a few times
and Sabine has invited Julie home.

Here I live so.

It is as if
I've been here before.

- Is it good or bad?
- It's good.

Want something?

Coffee or tea or something?

Hello!
It's latte.

So you "love language"?

The program is good, but I can not
keep her Stella Moon out.

I think she is skidegod.

- Do you know?
- I think she is... irresistible.

- Irresistible?
- What do you think?

She is more a cliché.

- A cliché?
- Yes.

She is always in all the magazines
and helps all the celebrity festivities -

- And be smart with the cool
and know all the right people.

Of course, her fellow
an international top model.

You sound like my grandfather.

Where is the bed here just bold.
How one we should have.

- We?
- Yes, we.

- Sorry. Can I help you?
- Yes. Available here as the double bed?

Here is Julia's grandfather.
His wife died some years ago -

- And now he's beginning to look for
after a new woman.

He feels a little out of training,
but it stops him.

Thank you.

Do I?

Wait... Let us rather
go directly to your home.

Come on.

How many in here
see porn?

None? Are there any in here
who see porn?

Is it true?
Not even you, little lady?

Do not you?
Strange...

It is strange
that no one sees porn -

- And it still is one of the world
most profitable business.

They say the man's sexuality
is bad, hard and repressive -

- While the woman is fine and soft
and sensitive and never really horny.

Thank you.
We stop here.

But when you measure blood flow
with people watching porn movies -

- Is the same in men and women.
Both sexes become agitated.

And it debunks the myth
once and for all.

Peter, wake up.

How can it be?

It is the inner that counts.

I know I am vain. But
I might be a good role model.

- Are you still here?
- I'm waiting to be retrieved.

- I can drive you home.
- You do not.

Are you sure?

Fine enough.

Where did you go? I stood
as another idiot waiting for you.

I have none. Can you understand that?
I have only you!

I have no other. I hate
the damned television program -

- And then I stand and stare afterwards.
Where did you go?!

Earth would probably go under,
if you have not traveled to Milan -

- To be a damned
divorced doll!

Sorry.
Do not go...

So slip on him!
Go with you to hell!

Listen here.
I've tried it here before.

I have not.

No, you... The problem is
I am too old.

It has nothing to do with age.
It is your option, it is about.

The problem is that you think
it is a problem.

- We... dialed in, right?
- I think not.

Look at the car.
Who is it?

- Go. It is her.
- Stella!

- Can I have your autograph?
- No, not tonight.

- You are beautiful.
- No, you are beautiful.

Thank you.

- Are you at work?
- No, I'm studying.

I might take you.
I drive past the university.

- I am actually in high school.
- Okay...

Shit...

I also
take you there.

You may.

- Thank you.
- Although you.

My fine girl.

- Sorry, I come late.
- Stella, we're not.

The test began one hour ago.
Where the hell have you been?

It'll probably go. Quiet.
I will enter and makeup. See you.

Trust me.

Welcome.

We must talk about something unusual:
Older people's sexuality.

Many find it hard to imagine
older people in a sexual situation.

It is a general view
older -

- Especially women who no longer have
menstruation has no sex drive -

- And that sex life is completely gone.

But it continues right up
to 80 - and 90-year-old...

0g elderly has undoubtedly sex
just like everyone else.

With caressing, kissing, sexual intercourse
and even oral stimulation.

If you have physical problems,
you must find a comfortable position.

Impotence is a thorny problem.
It can strike both young and old.

- I was impotent by chemotherapy.
- Oh da.

- What about you?
- My is nervously.

Are you quite sure?

I've heard you can not be
horny when you are old.

There is a solution to all problems.

You just find the right solution
for you... or you... or you.

- Met a second?
- Yes... It was not supposed...

- It just happened.
- Just happened? What do you mean?

Who is it?

- Is it someone I know?
- Nja... Not exactly know.

- Oh, no? Who is it?
- I can not say. I have not.

Is she, together
with someone or what?

- Shut up, where are you too much!
- It will be her and me.

- Did she say that?
- Yes... or...

No, not exactly,
but I know that it becomes such.

- I would have you go now.
- Well, listen here...

- We may well be friends?
- Now go with you!

Okay.

Annika and Habib
have been together for three months.

They live both with their parents
so it is seldom they are alone.

But tonight is different.
Annika's parents are out -

- And loaded up
for a romantic evening.

Wait. I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes.

Shut your mouth up.
Bid.

What is it?

The baklava...
an Arabic dessert.

- Is something wrong?
- There are no nuts, right?

- Sorry. I did not know.
- Make operating theater five clear.

Nina and Peter is the school
perfect couple... at least externally.

Nina has not discovered that Peter at
the past have been more thoughtful -

- And more unconcentrated,
than his usual.

Is not Krille Jansson?

Oh, he's just delicious.

But he is not
just as sweet as you.

The man uses a condom.
It consists of a rubber sleeve -

- Since pulled down over the penis,
when this is stiff.

- Sorry.
- It's alright.

Thank you.

- I can buy some new ones.
- I get enough some of them new.

- I must return to the movie.
- Okay.

Wait...
Maybe we'll see you again.

What exactly are you dreaming about?
Do you dream about me?

I was also piss nervous
føste time I should try filming.

- Have you done much?
- Ten-twenty times, maybe.

"A pessary
is a thin rubber film... "

Ready for recording.

Pacific.
I am willing to go.

P-foam is used often
as a supplement to pissaret.

It's called diaphragm.
Again.

P-foam is used often
as a supplement to pissaret.

- Do I stand up or...?
- Just sit down and read the text.

You can also use the p-spray, which
sprayed in fissen every three months.

- And p-rods, which are engaged in
skin and protects for three years.

- I'll call...
- No, we'll call you.

What's my motivation? What does
I here? Where I come from?

- Thank you. Next.
- What is your problem, for hell?

Have you had unprotected intercourse,
or condom chapped -

- So you can buy the morning-after pills
pharmacist over the counter.

Thank you.

This is a Levonova-helix
from Schering.

It is recommended for all women
of all ages.

It is inserted into the uterus
As the fertilized egg does not grow.

Thank you. Good.

A mini-pill as Cerazette
from Oregon...

It's called Organon.
Again.

A mini-pill as Cerazette
from Oregano...

- Organon!
- I can fix it...

Go ahead.

Make the environment of the cervix
inhospitable to a fertilized egg...

... And make slime tough.
But you keep your ovulation.

Therefore you should take it at exactly
same time each day.

Thank you.
Awfully good.

Mucus in the cervix are tough,
so sperm can not swim.

It prevents ovulation itself
and works in three ways in the body.

Jasmine is a pill,
girls must ta '...

Go ahead.

The sooner you take
morning-after pill is better -

- But it must be made within 72 hours
after intercourse.

If you suspect that you
are pregnant, take a pregnancy test.

What you have done for free,
until you are 23 years.

Postinor is not an abortion pill, because you
take it before you become pregnant.

It goes up to a week before the
fertilized egg gets stuck.

Canon Great!
That's it really!

Can I assume,
so we can be alone?

Would you also like to go? I will
be alone with you. Then go with you.

- Why the hell you throw them out?
- You have an entire team waiting.

I leave that up to hell!

Do you think you are the only ones
which lets up?

I let up! Camera team lets up!
We have one that lets the audience up!

Do not come and teach me
to let up.

Sit down, you're sweet.

I listen. Forward, but hurry.
We go on about five minutes.

People slave away week in and week in,
it must be as good as possible.

For you to be good, and it is you,
but it is thanks to the team.

We do it because we want it
well, because we like you.

And it's so damn sad
you do not care.

It was just that...

- So we go.
- Listen here...

Now we on to something else entirely.

We have a new feature,
called SAFE!

A feature about contraception. Remember to go
onto karlekenssprak. watch online.

SAFE presents the
NorLevo high-dose pills.

The condom is the only contraception
which protect against STDs.

It is also the only contraceptive
for us guys today.

But for girls
there is a lot to choose from.

One of the most common means
girls are pills.

Pill prevents a pregnancy
by affecting your endocrine system.

They contain the hormones your body
produces, but in a higher dose.

Therefore one can get swollen fingers
spotting and lower lows.

But the newest funds have just
not these effects -

- Since they have very low
hormone doses.

But if you get it bad
you must immediately visit your doctor.

Everyone is different, so maybe you should
use something other than her friends.

Okay! But now we must
for something completely different!

Let me just get an applause!

Dear child has many names.

You can learn what the best
likes to masturbate.

Gradually you will find it.

0phidselsen begins in the brain
which sends signals to the genitals.

The blood flows into penis
and nerve activity increases.

In the next phase, different
caress and movements -

- Extend and intensify
enjoyment.

Thus explodes enjoyment
in an orgasm.

Muscle contractions
in the abdomen pumps sperm out.

While contractions
experienced a feeling of lust.

Some girls caresses clitoris.
Other sticking things up in the vagina.

How works
individually.

The clitoris is much larger,
than you think.

Along the branch of
runs a sensitive nerve tissue -

- Which swells up,
When you are excited.

It has responsibility for its own
enjoyment and his own orgasm.

Most caresses herself or
being caressed to get orgasm -

- Even if they simultaneously want
a penis or a dildo in the vagina.

Sut on my chest.
Sut on my nipple. Kiss it.

How is it just great.

Take on me.

Do not stop.

- I write a prescription for you.
- Thank you.

But you must have sexual desire,
for the product to work.

- It's no problem. Thank you.
- Good luck.

A penis ring
and a vacuum pump -

- Can be used
to remedy impotence.

But now there is also pharmacological
devices such as Viagra.

Elderly have many devices,
providing sexual stimulation.

Most widespread is the massager,
which may vary in shape and weight.

If you have problems
with hands or wrists -

- We must seek out an
massager that fits a -

- And spend it there
where you will be stimulated.

There is also Ovesterinpreparater
for women -

- Which addresses sexual stimulation
and orgasm -

- When the vagina mucosa
is thin and dry.

Now you sit there for half an hour.

- Do you have something to drink?
- Yeah, whatever. It will be hot.

- A mocha-cappuccino?
- A moffla-cappuccino is totally fine.

- Hello!
- Hello. Will you?

No thanks. I think
I miss the dance over here.

It was not what
I was wondering.

- Where are you cold!
- Yes, just wait.

- Hello! How are you?
- Awfully good.

What about Peter?
Is he not here tonight?

He's not so good.
He relaxes at home.

- Do you know how Java Stop the lies?
- Yes. When?

About 30 minutes.

Want to order?

- Hello. You know me then.
- A latte, please.

Listen here. I get free on the half hour.
Still waiting for me?

You will not
to regret it.

Yes, it is Gabriel.

Victor really like Peter,
and he is really interested.

But he thinks Peter is more experienced,
than he really is.

No! Sorry. I am sorry.
It is certainly not.

Wait, Peter.

Hello.
I would play it here.

David... Hello!

Where's Julie?
Where is she?

She is upstairs, but Sabine...
You'll probably not go up there!

What time is it?
Or what was it you said?

What the hell is it
is going on?

It can not damn fit!

No, what...?
No!

We're not. Where are
your cleaning tools?

The party is over.
Now I home.

Wake up, girls. The party is over.
Now I home.

Who the hell are you?
I live here.

It's Julia,
my granddaughter.

- And it is Emilia.
- Julia...? Hello.

I've heard so much about you.
Sorry.

- Hello.
- Hanna.

Well, so can I just
sleep on.

We better get cleaned.

Tax! Have you had nightmares?
Come on.

Come, I will comfort you.

Makes you also
a shake for me?

But without too much lemon balm.

- You will never hold me in your hand.
- I slipped embarrassed.

- It's every time.
- Well I have slipped embarrassed.

- Who was there?
- The usual.

- Krille Jansson.
- Was he still canon delicious?

Baked he on you?

- Have you fucked?
- No, not fucked.

- But have you been together?
- Yes... in a way.

- Do you plan to fuck with him?
- I do not know.

So we might as well
stop now.

Yes, everything else would be poorly
against you both.

No.

No.

- Yes?
- Hello. I had to talk to Stella.

- Stella?
- Yes.

Stella!
There are visits.

Oh no.

Oh no, little treasure. Your timing
is so bad that you think it is a lie.

Do not just come
and rings on.

I'm saving my relationship and is
smaskforelsket my guy... Wait!

Sorry.

That's my fault.
I would just comforted.

I should have phoned and said,
but there has been so much -

- And I am so damn stressful.

Sorry.
I just wanted to see you.

- It is I who must apologize.
- Fair enough.

- So I go.
- Hello.

Stella, come on out.
You are at about two minutes.

- Stella, come on!
- I come!

- Stella!
- I come!

We have simply made -

- A list of the most common
and worst of STDs.

Ladies and gentlemen...
In first place:

Scabies and fladlus treated with ointment.
Condoms will not protect.

In second place:

Trichomonas gives itching and vaginal discharge.
Treated with antibiotics.

- Condoms protect.
- In third place:

Venerisk wounds provides open wounds.
Treated with antibiotics.

- Condoms protect.
- In fourth place:

Gonorrhea gives pain and vaginal discharge.

Treated with antibiotics.
Condoms protect.

Chlamydia spreads rapidly
so beware. Condoms protect.

- At the sixth site:
- Genital warts are warts.

Can be frozen or burned off, but can
come back. Condoms protect.

- At sewing flip site:
- Syphilis has affected many artists.

Treated with antibiotics.
Condoms protect.

- On the eighth:
- Hepatitis B, hepatitis.

There is no treatment but
a vaccine. Condoms protect.

- And in ninth place:
- Herpes. The most widespread virus.

Provides painful blisters.
There is palliative care -

- But you never get rid of with
disease. Condoms protect.

- And in tenth place:
- HIV and AIDS is deadly.

Can be kept down with medication.
Condoms protect.

Remember to use a condom! Use a condom!
Condoms are sexy!

David... I must sleep here?

Are you awake?

Under the Act shall,
who have suspected to be infected -

- Go to the doctor.
Those who are infected -

- Must abandon the name
of his sexual partners.

The Act includes
following diseases:

Chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV.

Young people should know that when you are infected
and seek medical attention -

- So call your doctor not home
for the family.

Chlamydia...?

Then I also have had it.

Add to satan... Add to satan,
where I feel just dirty!

Shut up.
Just be quiet.

I know you regret it
and that you were full...

That she does not mean anything.

But for me...

Add to satan!

It does not matter
how badly you say it was.

In my head it will always be
your life's best percussion.

Wait...

I think I'm pregnant.

Hello. I come with flowers
to Stella Moon.

- I'll call later... Okay?
- Okay.

I promise to call.

Ladies and gentlemen. Here comes
your host: Stella Moon!

What is she doing?

She has enough hangover.

Stella, can you hear me?

Stella, wake up!

Run your presentation.

Being young and gay
can sometimes be difficult.

Mon stands out from the crowd.

You may be unsure
on his sexuality and identity.

At school, I read in biology book
about homosexuality.

It said it went over again.
At that time I hoped it was true -

- But now I'm glad
that it went over.

I had a guy just to none
would discover that I was lesbian.

I always claim that sexuality
is not static, but flexible.

You can walk from hetero-to
homosexual to bisexual or vice versa.

For a period, you live
a heterosexual life.

In a second term to become a
attracted to one of your own sex.

How to cultivate Mon
real lesbian sex?

You use your hands
lips and tongue -

- To stimulate each other sexually.

Sometimes sticking Mon
a dildo into the vagina -

- And stimulates the clitoris, nipples
and breasts, so you get an orgasm.

How loves homosexuals
men with each other?

In addition to caress and kiss
you can masturbate together.

Cultivate oral sex and analse x.
You should always use a condom -

- Whether it's vaginal or
anal sex, and avoid semen in the mouth.

Our first guest is a young girl
as has been his girlfriend unfaithful -

- And regret it.
Sabine Give a big applause.

Stella...

Okay, Sabine. So, you've
been your girlfriend unfaithful.

Yes. I came along
with a girl.

And then I became enamored
in a second -

- Whom I met
by chance.

And I thought she had it
the same way with me.

But I think now only
she was in love with himself.

Stella, ask if she
will say something to her friend.

Want to say something to your girlfriend?

Yes. I would like
apologize.

Sorry, Julia. Sorry that it went
so wrong and I was so stupid.

All I know is
I am so incredibly happy for you.

I am just so stupid. I will
really like to be with you.

Sorry.

Ask her if she would say something to her
slipped son, she was cheating on her with.

Is there anything
you want to say -

- For the woman
you were with?

No. There is certainly not
so much to say.

Only that she was quite
irresistible... unfortunately.

And here was the rest
my girlfriend's favorite show.

I think not,
it continues to be.

Okay. Thank you for coming
and telling your story.

Now we on to something else entirely.

- Yes, it is Gabriel.
- Hello... The Filippa.

Yes, obviously.

Sorry.
It should be.

- How goes it with you?
- This is so new to me.

Do not worry. It is quite simple.
You can not scare me away.

You do not understand.
I have problems.

Nonsense... Problems?
Who has no problems?

You're the only one I want.
I think of you every day.

It'll probably go.

Stella, you must not sit here
and be sad.

- It pushed me really.
- Lagavulin, 16-year... Cheers.

Are you hungry? Good. You get my
specialty. It is simple and ingenious.

A little gorgonzola, a little creme fraiche
and a pair of chicken fillets.

- What is it?
- The music for "love languages".

- If you never get tired of yourself?
- Well, hell.

Of course I do.

Do not you?

No.

I want to lick you.

You are just so amazing beautiful.

The old man
make it as best he can.

Wait!

Wait...

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