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good morning it's a sunny November
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Friday
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and hey it's a week before Thanksgiving
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and believe it or not only five weeks
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until Christmas and that means only five
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more chances for you to win so call now
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and if you're our 55th caller
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you'll be one of this week's lucky
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people eligible to win our weekly
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holiday vacation giveaway a trip for two
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to beautiful Playa del Carmen Mexico so
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call now for that special stocking
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stuffer for that special someone
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hello hi hi my name is Hilary bird
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oh it's my fiancee calling just can you
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just hang on one second don't go
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anywhere okay Jason I got through to the
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radio station hang on hang on
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hi hey there hi okay yes my number is um
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five five five eight six five six yes
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okay thank you thank you what Oh my
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favorite Christmas song yeah that's easy
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um it's Gloria you know angels we hover
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okay thank you we are finally in the
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running bird trip to Mexico it could be
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our honeymoon what Mexico Hilary we have
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palm trees and sand here
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Hilary's are you there honey hang on
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hang on it's my mom on the machine once
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I need to know is that fiance of yours
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will eat yam I've never met anyone who
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would turn down my yam casserole but
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Hilary golly honey she wants to know if
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you like yams you like games don't you
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that's not next weekend is it yes me
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that is traditionally Thanksgiving
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weekend I don't know if I can do it now
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I have three cases I have to research I
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have a carrier I'm not bailing on me
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again
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I promised my mother that you would
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finally meet you I mean seriously there
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sure you think I made you up okay fine
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but I have to bring work with me Dave
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Wi-Fi yes Oh there play my favorite
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Christmas song listen what
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oh gotta go
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yes mr. Chappell oh hello hello hey I'm
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a little freaked out that you picked
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this to sign rent can we've just done
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that safe little loose felis Street fair
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Sophie this is the real deal
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these people they lost their livelihoods
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their savings at home you should be
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hungry for a story like this well it's
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after 2:00 and all I'm hungry for isn't
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lunch let's eat I can't save him
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appetite Jason's taking me out to dinner
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spirit that man is a serious snag his
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only dating profile would be so perfect
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no one would believe it tall dark
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handsome lawyer who's responsible and
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financially sound please and I finally
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have a man but they combed the holidays
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I don't have to listen to my mother
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preach to me about how I'm gonna be a
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spinster or lesbian or both Wow
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that's just sad well at least he's
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employed
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he's our first interview come on let's
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go hi excuse me
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my name is Hillary Byrnes I'm with the
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postcard Harold can I ask you if your
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question good is this your full-time job
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I think is my full-time job I'm sorry I
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really I can't hear you in there yeah
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hey I said acting is my full-time job
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and today I'm playing a large cell phone
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yeah oh crap I knew it
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come on we gotta go back to the office
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right now why what's going on the paper
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went bankrupt it's shutting down
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ayuh well actually the readership of
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books newspapers and magazines has been
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on decline for years
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cell phone guys right so do I preach
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great
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you need that job I mean it's not even a
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real job anyway right it was just some
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part-time thing what does it matter I
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don't know did you read the piece I did
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last month about the local pound yeah
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sure
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we saved like a hundred animals being
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euthanized well you know when we're
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married you're not gonna have to work I
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want to work fine you can busy yourself
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throwing benefits and fundraisers for
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every single dog pound kennel and
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petting zoo and a hundred mile radius of
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Pittsburgh Pittsburgh a new VP position
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opened up in our Pittsburgh office and I
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guarantee I am the top pick for this
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position why because I have my
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priorities straight and I'm ruthless and
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sharp l knows it
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I have proven them time and time again
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that I'm not afraid to make the tough
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decisions and that's what brings the
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money in okay so if you get this
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promotion we'll be moving to Pittsburgh
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sure why not it's where the money is
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because all our friends are here my
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family's here and we have a life here
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am I gonna do in Pittsburgh
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be my wife
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you're such a good lawyer I'm sure
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there'll be other promotions right um no
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maybe something closer to home right I
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have to get this mr. Chappell yes I've
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already looked it over and you can
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consider it done
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I've already gone with the entire mixer
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I'm not letting him keep one foot out
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the door hey do not have Wi-Fi internet
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forget it no I'm not eating and badge
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late night snacking will not make me fat
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okay I gotta go see you next weekend
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love you bye
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oh maybe we should set a date now that
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I'm not working I actually have time
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planning a wedding
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what do you think about March or April
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spring weddings are always the prettiest
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plus you get the nicest flowers but then
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there's always the rain you think we
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should get our kids baptized I mean I'm
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not really here they're about it I guess
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we can let them make their own decision
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and then we'll guide them of course
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oh we're not the circumcision I was
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watching this documentary about it and
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they say it's more hygienic but I'm not
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really sure I don't think this is gonna
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work what the baptism of the
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circumcision US Hillary I don't think
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we're gonna work
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what
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look I need a partner in life a wife
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who's going to go I need to go and do
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what I need to do and be excited about
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my accomplishments I can't get dragged
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down by somebody who's out saving dogs
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and cats and God knows what else
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Jason it's just about moving to
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Pittsburgh I'm all moved it's Burke look
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I just I have to stay focused and mobile
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to advance in my career I gotta keep my
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priorities straight believe me this is
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one of those tough decisions but it's
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for the best for both of us I just I
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can't make a mistake not now
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every couple mistake just I have to get
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this just just
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[Music]
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he's a jerk I knew he was too good to be
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true but my mom was right maybe I let
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him keep one foot out the door oh god I
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have to go I mean listener go on and on
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and on it but I she's always right and
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I'm always gonna be alone maybe he just
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got cold feet
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I think would you even still want him if
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he came back love that song all right
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it's time to pick the winner for this
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week's K jwn weekly holiday vacation
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giveaway and the lucky winner is Hillary
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Byrnes oh my god you want
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oh my god you want all of my sisters
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found perfect men and I can't even get
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one in the door is that it is that what
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would make you happy right now to bring
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home a man for Thanksgiving I just can't
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go home all alone I just can't face it I
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can't do it not now oh it's my mother
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okay look all you have to do just post
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this with a flirty little intro video of
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your pretty face and voila fake fiance
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needed for Thanksgiving dinner must be
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mother friendly two first-class tickets
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to Playa del Carmen Mexico for services
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rendered I am not giving away my tickets
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what are you gonna honeymoon alone I
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thought you come with me yeah okay
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I'm sit around and watch you cry over
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too many margaritas no thanks
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all you have to do is click I'll help
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you do the video
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you really think it's a good idea to
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bring a stranger home or possibly a site
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go to my parents house for Thanksgiving
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Quinn's a cop we'll have him do a
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background check your brother is a
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security guard Hilary I just wanted you
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to know I planned a small family
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gathering when you and Jason arrived I
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just hope we won't be disappointed again
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Trish and Gil have canceled their trips
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of friends to be here and joy and Peter
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are coming and everyone is so excited to
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meet the elusive fiance of yours does
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Jason prefer dark or white meat I hope
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he eats are seeing and feel and Peter
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why that would be to a nice family of
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course if he preferred whites welcome to
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my affair although it would be polite
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okay thanks to your video I am Hillary
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and I just got dumped yesterday less
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than 24 hours ago so uh you can imagine
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I'm kind of miss doing this buddy right
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yeah much cut cut cut hello guys I'm
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gonna work out
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hi hi okay hi I'm Hillary and I need a
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man for Thanksgiving badly I need a man
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so badly that I'm willing to do anything
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and I mean anything so creepy I got the
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shivers hi Mexico hi my name is Hillary
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and although this might seem a little
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crazy okay a lot crazy I need to hire a
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fake fiance to bring home to my family
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for Thanksgiving in return you will
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receive two free first-class tickets to
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Playa del Carmen Mexico so just record a
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quick video intro posted to this page
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and we'll get back to you
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thank you how is that really good yeah
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yeah really good
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it's nuts
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whoa but who is it come in I can't
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believe it I knew it would work
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look at all of these all right
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Mexico's got some Sookie is way it's man
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I mean after the weekend's over Hill in
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to serve son sir Sir sir small whoa can
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I have him these days the single scene
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is so hard where are you gonna meet a
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quality person I have tried bars I tried
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restaurants and passionate athletic
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spontaneous I do have irritable bowel
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syndrome but I do like to run on the
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beach not for a great offices but time
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permitting okay so you see those takes
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the next ball right so really to get the
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mask
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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what he had nice abs open road so beam
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I'm telling you it's only wait a little
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bit man
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winning hair Sun on your face of babe on
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your board sweet indeed oh I knew this
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was a bad idea
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hey what about that Ted character he was
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alright he said he was married woman and
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what about Greg my mother would never
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believe he's a lawyer I don't know oh we
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got another request for a live chat
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should I say yes no Greg hey can I call
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you back sure hello Hillary no I'm
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Sophie just hang on one sec come over
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here oh come on just talk to him he's
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cute she kind of looks like Jason hello
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hi is everything okay over there
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depending on what you mean by okay
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everything's great why don't you tell us
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a bit about yourself oh okay my name is
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David I'm an actor Oh perfect
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I'm 33 years old I'm a Libra if that
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matters hey wait I know you
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you're the cell phone guy in the costume
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that's right and you're the reporter
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yeah I was sorry to hear about the
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newspaper shutting down did you lose
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your job or what do you think right
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sorry
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obvious for what it's worth I got fired
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playing a big red cell phone zone oh I'm
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sorry
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dumpy you could help me save my very
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last
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if I can't book a job playing a fake
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fiance for a weekend I should probably
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call it quits well I warned you hanging
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with my family for the weekend isn't
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easy but comes with a free turkey dinner
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and two tickets to Mexico so if you're
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still interested definitely sign me up
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great okay well um I guess we'll run a
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background check
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thingy okay sure are you free to meet
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Hillary tomorrow face-to-face sure thing
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Hey so I Facebook them he hasn't
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responded and when you google I'm the
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only thing that comes up are a few
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photos of him on Flickr with some chick
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named Lindsay on a beach so looks like
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he's not a psycho he's just another
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out-of-work loser actor you sound like
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my agent oh hi hi okay well there it is
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yeah um you two have fun great bye
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so I checked out yeah seems like it
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do you have any clothes that aren't
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coffee stained or shaped with a giant
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cell phone oh definitely okay yeah yeah
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I'm know do you think that Jason is more
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of a corporate lawyer type all right
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what kind of car do you drive
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uh 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee fully loaded
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we'll take my car
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okay I'm gonna friend you on facebook
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accept my request click on all my family
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photo albums memorize all the names
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everybody's clearly marked okay will do
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okay well I guess I'll pick you up here
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tomorrow 8:00 a.m. sharp sounds good
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okay sorry I don't know what's going on
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here with the thing the hair I'll take
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care of it yeah okay yes I'm gonna buy
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your coffee
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you clean up real good thank you
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you look nice yourself and don't forget
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my parents are very excited that you are
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a lawyer about that I don't know if I'm
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gonna be able to pull that off director
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okay hit me with the family breakdown
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okay Meredith mother housewife
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extraordinaire Roy dad and Councilman
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your younger sister is Trish tree right
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right Trish is the middle one and her
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husband is Gil and Joy's fiancé's name
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is John Paul Peter you gotta get these
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straight they're all gonna be at the
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party party yeah it's no big deal just
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family so how long were you and Jason
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engaged we dated for seven months we
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were engaged for two Wow
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she's he's under a lot of pressure
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really stress you got this big job
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promotion offer in Pittsburgh so oh look
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here we are
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[Music]
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okay just remember say as little as
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possible and follow my lead
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here we go you know you could wash that
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car every once in a while
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what about Jason's Tesla I wanted to
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ride in there oh that was my fault I
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wanted to save on mileage so we took the
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jetta instead oh well at least we
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finally get to meet Jason you're
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practically part of the family now okay
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well let's go in okay come on in here I
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thought you said this was family only
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well I didn't want the whole town to
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think that you were gonna be a spinster
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forever
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everyone this is Hilary's fiance Jason
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hi hi Oh
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yeah
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[Music]
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go feed her she's started just a minute
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okay hi so Jason seems to be a big hit
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yeah yeah we're at Gilbert he might just
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put a place in Southampton oh yeah we
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really wanted the baby baptized in New
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York you know the st. Patrick's
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Cathedral
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I'll bet mom you know insisted that we
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do it here so she doesn't know but we're
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gonna do it again when we get back
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anyway that way he can invite his
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friends and associates have a
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Manhattan's gonna be there huh
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where is Gil Gil is at a polo tournament
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yeah he'll be here soon
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Desiree I told you not to so Jason yeah
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you were that firmness defending that
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schmuck shawarma shawarma yeah man he's
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as guilty as they come if you ask me
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milking all those suckers out of their
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life savings you know Frank I think
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everybody's considered innocent till
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proven guilty moon isn't them right
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Jason yeah mr. burns call me yes
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pleasure to meet you Roger you know they
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said it feel to be defending a crook
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like that well I you know what once you
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get yourself some eggnog I just whipped
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up a fresh batch thanks the practice
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comes for the eggnog yeah so listen what
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kind of cases do you do you do I don't
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know fraud or extortion or money
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laundering yeah yeah I do all of those
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come on dad leap for Jason alone he
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spent enough time at the office already
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lawyer ring if you play yes but quite
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badly
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you know when Hillary was young she is
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the same oh no oh no no no okay
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everybody it's time to show the
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engagement ring where did you see this
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beauty so III where's the ring III yeah
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that's a funny story
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actually right sweetie it turns out
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Hillary lost a few pounds and the ring
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doesn't fit anymore
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this morning she's taking a shower she
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gets out of the shower and the ring
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falls off her finger into the toilet she
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calls me hysterical crazy I was crazy
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crazy she was she was freaking out I get
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there so what do I do
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it's go time so I get down there on my
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knees and I I go in there I go in there
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I go in deep I can feel it I can feel it
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right there the reason there it's there
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it gets away it gets away then I have to
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I have to go a little bit deeper and I'm
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reaching for it and no deeper deeper yes
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for me it small hands it's certain I can
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feel it right right on the edge of my
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finger right there it's right there and
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I got it got the ring ring yeah oh my
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god we decided leave it home till we get
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it resized yeah yeah it's better safe
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than sorry
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right sweetie arched
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oh yeah Jake hey he'll isn't it I
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thought you quit I did so is my fiance
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boring yours with his foot talking no
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but I think David's got his hands pretty
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full
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did I say David and Jason of course
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David's a friend I was on the phone with
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him you know you could have warned me
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okay that's what sisters are for
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sorry I got sidetracked well I guess we
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better go back in there you okay yeah
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hey don't tell mom about this yeah but
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if mom has anything else to surprise me
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with can you please tell me deal thank
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you the key to keeping your feet healthy
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is staying away from the feets worst
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enemies do you know what those are jeez
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no III don't know thank you so much
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there's Hilary I'm gonna we'll do the
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feet thing later oh wait you do pictures
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taken
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[Music]
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[Music]
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okay honey don't you still be in this
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bull besides I don't expect you to have
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separate rooms just separate beds
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if you need extra pillows or blankets
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just ask me that's okay mom I think I
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know where everything is okay darling
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can you sleep well
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we have a busy date that's okay I'll
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take the card no okay well you take it
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tonight I'll take it tomorrow night
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do you want okay I'm gonna go get change
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for bed okay
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sorry no I'm sorry I thought you were
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still in the Java space uh no I don't uh
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I don't wear pajamas so I didn't bring
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it okay it's finals fine see if my dad
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has I'm great
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daddy daddy re not guilty sorry what
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sorry I came to ask you Jason could
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borrow some pajamas oh I don't have any
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your mother and I sleep in the rock Oh
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since when since Joey went off to
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college we ran around naked for a week
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you should see this guy this Jason he
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treats you right nothing yeah of course
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what do you love him
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what music uestions should be an easy
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answer dad I'm marrying the guy so do
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you love him
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yes I do
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okay these are right after all all you
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need is love did I need daddy
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[Music]
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aliens
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but I just wanted that and you know that
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I may have lucked into some tickets to
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Playa del Carmen and I thought maybe you
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might want to go so I know we haven't
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been there since you know anyway call me
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if you want to go and Happy Thanksgiving
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ah
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[Music]
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morning morning sweetheart
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anybody seen Jason he's outside with dad
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what are they doing out there well your
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father got it in his head that he was
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gonna deep-fry the turkey this year ooh
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boy
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where's the tricia girl Trish I sold the
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hotel Gil hasn't shown up yet why are we
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staying at a hotel when there's plenty
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of room here
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well with Emma and the nanny maybe they
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felt they'd be a bother I don't even
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know why Trish has a net I mean come on
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felt like she's ever had a job but it's
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nice that her husband can afford to give
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her whatever she wants he's just never
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around
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how about Jason how much does here mom
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Oh sweetie yeah I just want to make sure
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that you're cared for oh come on mom it
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is the 21st century you don't need to be
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cared for you have our own jobs right Oh
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actually the newspaper I was working for
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shut down oh honey not again well it's
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not my fault nobody reads newspapers
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anymore everything's on the Internet
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Wow just in time I want you to tell me
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if my casserole is Sweden oh I'm sorry
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I'm not fan Oh ginger he's such a joker
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he loves yams like I said he loves you I
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00:32:31,009 --> 00:32:35,230
made that with Splenda instead of sugar
542
00:32:36,849 --> 00:32:42,750
maybe just a little more time here it's
543
00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:45,090
really funny
544
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:47,788
is he really is he's so funny such a
545
00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:49,918
kidder well I just hope he's more
546
00:32:47,788 --> 00:32:52,079
serious when it comes to setting a
547
00:32:49,919 --> 00:32:55,799
wedding date mom please don't start
548
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:58,859
honey I'm sorry if I seem a little
549
00:32:55,798 --> 00:33:03,089
anxious it's just that I have been
550
00:32:58,859 --> 00:33:06,750
deprived of planning the weddings for
551
00:33:03,089 --> 00:33:09,798
not one but two of my daughters there we
552
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:12,720
go can't you girls understand that a
553
00:33:09,798 --> 00:33:15,389
mother wants to plan her daughter's
554
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:18,450
wedding Oh since you were babies I've
555
00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:21,030
dreamed of this and then to find out
556
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:23,630
that Tricia eloped to an island
557
00:33:21,029 --> 00:33:26,460
well what about joy Joy's engaged yeah
558
00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:29,820
joy yeah yeah yes she is
559
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:34,308
and has been for two years I will be six
560
00:33:29,819 --> 00:33:34,308
feet under by the time she sets a date
561
00:33:34,730 --> 00:33:43,950
I'm sorry if I'm a little upset but but
562
00:33:41,308 --> 00:33:48,720
honey it's come down to you you're the
563
00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:51,538
only one I can count on I'm her 21st I
564
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,339
didn't want to tell you I wanted to we
565
00:33:51,538 --> 00:33:53,908
were gonna surprise you at dinner but
566
00:33:53,339 --> 00:33:56,908
that's it
567
00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:59,990
December 21st you're getting married on
568
00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,990
December 21st
569
00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:16,889
okay I have two books in the community
570
00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:27,568
hall and and call girls greenery and
571
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:29,399
even open something small and once we
572
00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:31,469
get this baby boiling you just rigged
573
00:34:29,398 --> 00:34:33,719
the bird up to this line just drop it in
574
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:35,848
the oil huh whatever you say all right
575
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,439
let's fire this bad boy up all right get
576
00:34:35,849 --> 00:34:40,349
that would you yeah let me ask you
577
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:43,858
something uh-huh represent a councilman
578
00:34:40,349 --> 00:34:47,039
or a politician no not personally but
579
00:34:43,858 --> 00:34:51,328
you could huh sure good to know good to
580
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:53,789
know uh wait don't you want to wait
581
00:34:51,329 --> 00:34:55,470
until the oil he keep talking about well
582
00:34:53,789 --> 00:34:59,900
missing the game sites gonna take half
583
00:34:55,469 --> 00:35:02,998
an hour to get boiling come on oh okay
584
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:04,410
so it's me know things are not going
585
00:35:02,998 --> 00:35:05,639
well at all I just told my mom that
586
00:35:04,409 --> 00:35:07,649
David and I are getting married in a
587
00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:10,348
month you're marrying David now that was
588
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:11,910
quite no no me and Jason I just blurted
589
00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:14,609
it out that we were getting married on
590
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:16,828
December 21st eat what this is not some
591
00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:18,900
funny on speaker well no because what if
592
00:35:16,829 --> 00:35:20,309
Jason really did get cold feet and and
593
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:22,889
he's gonna come back to me because I
594
00:35:20,309 --> 00:35:24,690
mean more than one Pittsburgh and then
595
00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:27,989
the wedding is already planned which is
596
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:29,940
which is actually not that crazy no it's
597
00:35:27,989 --> 00:35:32,818
crazy he'll it's super crazy I know
598
00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:35,338
that's crazy what we gonna do
599
00:35:32,818 --> 00:35:39,239
Oh God enough Surf's Up I'm Greg's gonna
600
00:35:35,338 --> 00:35:43,170
be here any minute I gotta go why your
601
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:49,880
heart just ride the wave just ride the
602
00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:49,880
wave Sophie Sophie
603
00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:21,059
[Music]
604
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:23,819
you know Roy I think it's probably been
605
00:36:21,059 --> 00:36:26,940
30 minutes we go check on the pot do you
606
00:36:23,818 --> 00:36:31,519
know I could use a little you know mm
607
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:33,720
legal counsel oh well you're a
608
00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:37,588
councilman right eh I'm sure you have a
609
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:40,379
great lawyer he's a little too involved
610
00:36:37,588 --> 00:36:41,549
you know what I mean mmm anyway what
611
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:45,000
would be better than keeping it in the
612
00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:48,000
family all right well I guess I better
613
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,500
go drop that burden oil oh yeah you sure
614
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,949
you don't need a hand with that no no I
615
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,949
got it covered
616
00:36:52,818 --> 00:37:03,420
ticklish hi that is beeping ah thank you
617
00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:06,929
Peter
618
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:10,818
can I have my foot back man like oh of
619
00:37:06,929 --> 00:37:10,818
course thank you welcome
620
00:37:14,369 --> 00:37:20,750
oh look at the replay right there
621
00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:20,750
the quarterback faked him out
622
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,949
anything important Oh No
623
00:37:38,349 --> 00:37:42,400
Oh
624
00:37:39,329 --> 00:37:42,400
[Music]
625
00:37:53,989 --> 00:37:59,299
it looks like your dad's contractions
626
00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:59,300
actually gonna work out
627
00:37:59,539 --> 00:38:02,699
[Applause]
628
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:09,300
[Music]
629
00:38:24,088 --> 00:38:35,420
for the love of well this isn't so bad I
630
00:38:31,159 --> 00:38:35,420
[Music]
631
00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:42,250
asked for Seltzer this looks like tap
632
00:38:38,739 --> 00:38:46,449
water with cheese floating in assignees
633
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:56,079
burns you can see which old boyfriend
634
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:59,019
hasn't amounted to much the benefit that
635
00:38:56,079 --> 00:39:01,839
he was attending ran late so now he's
636
00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:04,300
snowed in in New York well that's too
637
00:39:01,838 --> 00:39:05,529
bad I know who they were here he could
638
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,210
have gotten us a table at the golf club
639
00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:07,750
then we wouldn't have to eat in this
640
00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:12,608
dump
641
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:13,929
hey it's not snowing in New York hmm you
642
00:39:12,608 --> 00:39:16,269
know Gilbert has a Platinum membership
643
00:39:13,929 --> 00:39:18,279
to all the rest clubs well I'm not a big
644
00:39:16,269 --> 00:39:29,530
golf fan so this place suits me just
645
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:32,140
fine no I thought you said that you met
646
00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:34,269
Jason at a charity golf tournament that
647
00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:38,920
you were covering for that paper yeah
648
00:39:34,269 --> 00:39:42,280
that's right yeah I'm not a fan of the
649
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:44,798
golf but you know like a spectator but I
650
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:47,230
just play but very very badly very very
651
00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:51,130
badly that's why they gave you a car
652
00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:53,230
yeah just LA right yes he bought your
653
00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:55,809
car at the terminus and a new interview
654
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:57,280
the winner it give me you mm-hmm he
655
00:39:55,809 --> 00:40:00,010
forgets everything where you don't eat
656
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:03,579
yeah I think you sandbagging aren't you
657
00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:05,260
know I know and my super oh okay my name
658
00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:06,339
is Paco and I'll be your server this
659
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:07,599
holiday evening
660
00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:10,980
would you like to hear about our
661
00:40:07,599 --> 00:40:10,980
specials ha seguro
662
00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:15,460
okay well basically what we have is
663
00:40:12,849 --> 00:40:23,529
anything that's chicken poyo we switch
664
00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:25,510
that out for water load a day that means
665
00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:27,990
turkey and that turkey tacos are
666
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:37,270
particularly delicious tonight my name
667
00:40:27,989 --> 00:40:41,669
David yes hey it's Julian but my name is
668
00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:46,210
Jason Jason Jason is my name no it's not
669
00:40:41,670 --> 00:40:50,349
yes Jason but my David is my middle name
670
00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:52,240
so there's confusion 500k all righty
671
00:40:50,349 --> 00:40:53,650
it's been a while since we did that bus
672
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:57,519
and truck to repair together
673
00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:59,250
Oh God you look good are you still in
674
00:40:57,519 --> 00:41:01,780
the biz yes
675
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:03,550
so what are you doing oh you're looking
676
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,720
at it tonight Mary yeah but I had to
677
00:41:03,550 --> 00:41:07,900
move back in with my parents to get a
678
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:09,189
more stable career going on here am all
679
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:12,099
right
680
00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:15,070
gracias de nada I'll be there you never
681
00:41:12,099 --> 00:41:16,449
sound anyway I'll be back in a minute to
682
00:41:15,070 --> 00:41:18,670
get your orders just where do the Y's
683
00:41:16,449 --> 00:41:19,868
don't complain those rancheros I had
684
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:21,700
them for breakfast I feel like there's a
685
00:41:19,869 --> 00:41:24,420
knife in my colon happy turkey day
686
00:41:21,699 --> 00:41:24,419
everyone all right
687
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:42,250
hmm so Jason David what is are you still
688
00:41:35,019 --> 00:41:42,969
in oh I'm in the law are you a little
689
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:48,460
pro bono work
690
00:41:42,969 --> 00:41:50,339
um Peregrine and I represented I'm
691
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:55,358
filled cedar company a few years back
692
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:58,090
film defeater people or so hmm I'm crazy
693
00:41:55,358 --> 00:42:02,409
um I know some salsa mm-hmm thank you
694
00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:04,030
he's a Kimber hmm how did you forget we
695
00:42:02,409 --> 00:42:04,389
went over that at least half a dozen
696
00:42:04,030 --> 00:42:06,190
times
697
00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:07,569
I've never played golf before it's not a
698
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,700
part of my repertoire what was all that
699
00:42:07,570 --> 00:42:11,590
with the crazy waiter in the diner we
700
00:42:09,699 --> 00:42:12,939
were in a production of hair eight years
701
00:42:11,590 --> 00:42:15,670
ago how was I supposed to know he'd end
702
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:23,139
up in where are we anyway is everything
703
00:42:15,670 --> 00:42:23,588
okay diner Oh what mix-up well I'm
704
00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:26,618
pooped
705
00:42:23,588 --> 00:42:29,708
oh I'm poop - that's not every day we
706
00:42:26,619 --> 00:42:31,358
blow up a turkey around here oh you know
707
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:34,868
dinner was actually kind of fun and the
708
00:42:31,358 --> 00:42:36,239
Mexican food wasn't half bad not as good
709
00:42:34,869 --> 00:42:38,519
as your turkey dinner would have been
710
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,958
wasn't even close
711
00:42:38,518 --> 00:42:43,328
you know if Hillary doesn't kick me to
712
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:46,688
the curb maybe I'll be lucky enough to
713
00:42:43,329 --> 00:42:48,430
try it next year well you know I didn't
714
00:42:46,688 --> 00:42:50,679
want to deep-fry that turkey in the
715
00:42:48,429 --> 00:42:54,118
first place but when Roy gets an idea
716
00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:54,118
stuck in his head
717
00:42:54,938 --> 00:43:00,129
stuffing three pies and and my ham
718
00:42:58,298 --> 00:43:03,159
casserole which is always better on the
719
00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:05,798
second day mm-hmm that is so true you
720
00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:08,768
know it's getting late uh-huh so you go
721
00:43:05,798 --> 00:43:10,719
to bed get a good night's sleep and
722
00:43:08,768 --> 00:43:16,379
we'll see you in the morning okay good
723
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:16,380
night you're trying to sleep on the cop
724
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:36,930
I'm sorry no no it was me I dropped the
725
00:43:34,559 --> 00:43:38,640
ball I just I don't know why you're
726
00:43:36,929 --> 00:43:40,228
doing this I mean I know you want the
727
00:43:38,639 --> 00:43:43,278
tickets but there's gotta be an easier
728
00:43:40,228 --> 00:43:43,278
way to get to Mexico
729
00:43:43,338 --> 00:43:52,759
Gallardo Carmen that's where I met my
730
00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:55,199
girlfriend or rather my ex-girlfriend I
731
00:43:52,759 --> 00:43:59,608
guess I thought that if I took her back
732
00:43:55,199 --> 00:44:02,038
to the resort when we met and I don't
733
00:43:59,608 --> 00:44:04,978
know it might reignite the spark or
734
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:07,950
something but I didn't have enough money
735
00:44:04,978 --> 00:44:13,710
for the ticket so well I'm sure it'll
736
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:18,929
work I hope so I mean she's kind of
737
00:44:13,710 --> 00:44:23,190
dating this other guy right now oh did
738
00:44:18,929 --> 00:44:27,989
she call every time they break up me so
739
00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:30,028
obviously she deep down she really
740
00:44:27,989 --> 00:44:36,630
doesn't want to be with him mmm
741
00:44:30,028 --> 00:44:39,690
so here they get that guy what what you
742
00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:41,849
get that guy you know the guy she calls
743
00:44:39,690 --> 00:44:43,829
to get back at her ex no I'm not that
744
00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:44,640
guy he's that guy well when you met her
745
00:44:43,829 --> 00:44:49,259
what she's seeing him
746
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:51,690
no they're just broken up see no no no
747
00:44:49,259 --> 00:44:54,630
it's not like that yep they broke up
748
00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:58,318
uh-huh and then we met it and then we
749
00:44:54,630 --> 00:45:05,249
were you know together like a couple for
750
00:44:58,318 --> 00:45:07,588
how long uh for no five weeks mmm and
751
00:45:05,248 --> 00:45:11,728
then she went back to him yeah but she
752
00:45:07,588 --> 00:45:14,460
keeps calling me all right it may look
753
00:45:11,728 --> 00:45:17,399
like I'm the get back guy but I know
754
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:20,999
that all she needs to do is get away
755
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:22,200
from that that hold he has on her and
756
00:45:20,998 --> 00:45:27,818
then she can realize that what she
757
00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:31,658
really wants is me okay
758
00:45:27,818 --> 00:45:35,288
trust me I know her she's materialistic
759
00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:41,648
and sentimental so this could work maybe
760
00:45:35,289 --> 00:45:43,229
I mean that the ticket thing are you
761
00:45:41,648 --> 00:45:46,208
hungry
762
00:45:43,228 --> 00:45:48,428
you know I always bombed in the post
763
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:51,278
close down job was my Sunday morning
764
00:45:48,429 --> 00:45:52,898
read I love that funky Ray I know the
765
00:45:51,278 --> 00:45:56,048
end of an era so are you gonna find
766
00:45:52,898 --> 00:45:57,248
another game reporting rich me I don't
767
00:45:56,048 --> 00:45:59,048
know I mean the only reason why I got
768
00:45:57,248 --> 00:46:01,868
that job was because my friend Sophie
769
00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:07,389
worked there and I needed it and thawing
770
00:46:01,869 --> 00:46:10,329
very good at it you wrote that article a
771
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:12,399
few weeks back about the animal shelter
772
00:46:10,329 --> 00:46:13,359
right yeah I mean well you must have
773
00:46:12,398 --> 00:46:15,938
some talent
774
00:46:13,358 --> 00:46:18,278
he's thanks to you that I am now the
775
00:46:15,938 --> 00:46:20,259
proud owner of the same dog you were
776
00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:21,938
hugging in that photo you rescued
777
00:46:20,259 --> 00:46:23,469
skittles from the house Chester because
778
00:46:21,938 --> 00:46:27,398
of what I wrote yeah
779
00:46:23,469 --> 00:46:31,148
all these names whiskey no no I'm gonna
780
00:46:27,398 --> 00:46:34,418
miss the post no I mean I get all the
781
00:46:31,148 --> 00:46:37,088
news I can handle online but I'll hold
782
00:46:34,418 --> 00:46:39,429
something you know not just my laptop
783
00:46:37,088 --> 00:46:41,380
but an actual newspaper yeah I love brim
784
00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:44,099
who's just print is dead let's start a
785
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:50,528
revolution being a friend
786
00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:57,609
nice what about you how's your acting
787
00:46:50,528 --> 00:47:03,518
coming my acting it's not really going
788
00:46:57,608 --> 00:47:05,018
anywhere this and that cell phone gig
789
00:47:03,518 --> 00:47:05,228
are the only paying jobs I've had in a
790
00:47:05,018 --> 00:47:10,028
while
791
00:47:05,228 --> 00:47:12,068
oh look at the pair of us jumped
792
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:23,739
unemployed and eating sugar and carbs
793
00:47:12,068 --> 00:47:25,298
I'm innocent right I don't know we
794
00:47:23,739 --> 00:47:29,528
should take this upstairs great idea
795
00:47:25,298 --> 00:47:32,099
only two more days failed mmm hello we
796
00:47:29,528 --> 00:47:32,099
just go with it
797
00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:37,910
no let's not pressure of up let's get
798
00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:39,710
out of here go sightseeing or something
799
00:47:37,909 --> 00:47:43,569
flatten your you totally snore right
800
00:47:39,710 --> 00:47:43,570
what no way oh my god yes way
801
00:48:08,369 --> 00:48:18,340
Wow no oh sorry you startled me
802
00:48:13,150 --> 00:48:20,108
it's beautiful oh well it will be you do
803
00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:25,000
this all yourself every year
804
00:48:20,108 --> 00:48:27,400
Wow it's impressive well I started doing
805
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:31,420
this one year when the girls were very
806
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:35,050
young and they were convinced that Santa
807
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:37,900
Clauses elves decorated the house so I
808
00:48:35,050 --> 00:48:38,590
have to keep going well your secret's
809
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:42,480
safe with me
810
00:48:38,590 --> 00:48:42,480
thank you um tonight
811
00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:57,320
[Music]
812
00:48:52,480 --> 00:49:00,949
I'm sorry uh okay
813
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:03,590
there is a wreath over there that I had
814
00:49:00,949 --> 00:49:06,169
designed for the mantle yes sir pick it
815
00:49:03,590 --> 00:49:09,110
up very carefully and it belongs right
816
00:49:06,170 --> 00:49:13,690
on the mantel in the center okay watch
817
00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:13,690
yourself on that ladder up I got it
818
00:49:22,278 --> 00:49:26,639
thank you Jason
819
00:49:24,088 --> 00:49:32,130
don't worry about it it's a little
820
00:49:26,639 --> 00:49:35,489
crooked there no I I mean thank you for
821
00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:41,010
Thanksgiving and for being such a good
822
00:49:35,489 --> 00:49:47,159
sport today and thank you for loving my
823
00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:55,640
daughter she loves you very much you
824
00:49:47,159 --> 00:49:55,639
know I can see it in their face well
825
00:49:55,690 --> 00:50:07,920
I'll over to mrs. burns Oh call me
826
00:50:01,088 --> 00:50:07,920
Meredith please or mom if you like
827
00:50:10,889 --> 00:50:14,159
listen that can I give you a hand with
828
00:50:13,179 --> 00:50:17,259
anything else sir
829
00:50:14,159 --> 00:50:18,159
after 20-some years I've got it down to
830
00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:25,410
a science
831
00:50:18,159 --> 00:50:36,848
all right I'll um head up the bed man
832
00:50:25,409 --> 00:50:39,149
good night Jason good night good night
833
00:50:36,849 --> 00:50:39,150
mom
834
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:49,939
[Music]
835
00:51:02,579 --> 00:51:14,170
[Music]
836
00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:15,369
hey Hillary yeah you see this oh yeah my
837
00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:17,470
mom does this every year after
838
00:51:15,369 --> 00:51:18,789
Thanksgiving it's her tradition we were
839
00:51:17,469 --> 00:51:23,980
little we used to think it was elves or
840
00:51:18,789 --> 00:51:26,199
something so she does that all by
841
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:28,119
herself oh yes she never lets any of us
842
00:51:26,199 --> 00:51:29,289
help except with the tree and that's
843
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:31,449
just because she can't lift it herself
844
00:51:29,289 --> 00:51:32,949
or believe me she would she could we
845
00:51:31,449 --> 00:51:36,929
offer to help her over the years but oh
846
00:51:32,949 --> 00:51:36,929
no that's our special Christmas thing
847
00:51:43,650 --> 00:51:46,670
I was looking for
848
00:51:46,769 --> 00:51:54,659
I know you're only here for a few more
849
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:58,230
days but we have to find the perfect
850
00:51:54,659 --> 00:52:02,159
wedding dress and pick the China and the
851
00:51:58,230 --> 00:52:04,019
linens and the cake Oh mom you don't
852
00:52:02,159 --> 00:52:06,449
need us for all that and I can I can get
853
00:52:04,019 --> 00:52:09,239
the dress back home well okay it's just
854
00:52:06,449 --> 00:52:10,679
that all of my friends went with their
855
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,599
daughters to pick out their wedding
856
00:52:10,679 --> 00:52:14,759
dresses and I thought you might want to
857
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:16,829
do these things but you know if you want
858
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:20,310
to go with someone else I understand
859
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:23,610
that's fine I think you should go huh
860
00:52:20,309 --> 00:52:25,739
I mean don't with it isn't that what
861
00:52:23,610 --> 00:52:27,930
brides are supposed to do go dress
862
00:52:25,739 --> 00:52:30,509
shopping with their mother yes of course
863
00:52:27,929 --> 00:52:32,940
yeah but you only think it's a good idea
864
00:52:30,510 --> 00:52:35,670
to go shopping on Black Friday oh we
865
00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:38,280
have no choice if we go after all the
866
00:52:35,670 --> 00:52:40,170
best dresses will be gone oh and Jason
867
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:44,100
I'd like you to go with us to pick the
868
00:52:40,170 --> 00:52:45,720
China oh I don't need to go I mean I'm
869
00:52:44,099 --> 00:52:47,730
sure I'll love whatever Hilary picks out
870
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,500
she knows me better than anyone
871
00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:51,179
well that's perfect give us some time to
872
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:53,880
catch up and maybe get a little old free
873
00:52:51,179 --> 00:52:55,649
counsel Hasan you know come to think of
874
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,430
it Roy I'm gonna be eating off those
875
00:52:55,650 --> 00:53:01,700
plates for the rest of my life so let's
876
00:52:58,429 --> 00:53:01,699
go shopping
877
00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:18,999
oh I'm gonna walk over here okay
878
00:53:29,579 --> 00:53:34,250
mom look oh it's beautiful
879
00:53:35,239 --> 00:54:01,829
here hold my purse Thanks are you almost
880
00:53:47,550 --> 00:54:11,820
ready Hilary it looks beautiful very
881
00:54:01,829 --> 00:54:13,819
much thank you oh darling yeah yeah so
882
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:17,430
what's going on with you and Jason
883
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:21,170
nothing my point exactly
884
00:54:17,429 --> 00:54:26,069
for two young lovebirds I don't see much
885
00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:27,840
affection no kiss no hug mom he's just
886
00:54:26,070 --> 00:54:30,059
not a touchy-feely guy don't worry about
887
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:34,019
I just want to be able to see your
888
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:38,849
marriage succeed you know most marriages
889
00:54:34,019 --> 00:54:40,920
fall apart first in the bedroom you know
890
00:54:38,849 --> 00:54:41,279
your father and I make love three times
891
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:46,590
a week
892
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:48,650
ah my ears are bleeding oh stop well we
893
00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:52,530
made that agreement when we got married
894
00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:55,320
your father and I knew was important
895
00:54:52,530 --> 00:54:59,190
that in spite of anything we would make
896
00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:02,610
time now in death I just don't want to
897
00:54:59,190 --> 00:55:07,440
see you screw this up Jason's a good
898
00:55:02,610 --> 00:55:12,769
catch who odd and nervous like aspect I
899
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:18,849
like him he's good for you
900
00:55:12,769 --> 00:55:26,570
I can see it I'm never wrong I know Oh
901
00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:29,170
up there Oh sweetheart you just you look
902
00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:29,170
so beautiful
903
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:40,610
pretty Oh is she getting married well
904
00:55:36,230 --> 00:55:42,349
yes of course I'm not oh my therapist
905
00:55:40,610 --> 00:55:44,300
says that I should visualize what I want
906
00:55:42,349 --> 00:55:49,219
and it will manifest itself well that
907
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:52,570
sounds like a very good strategy I want
908
00:55:49,219 --> 00:55:57,709
that dress I'll take it
909
00:55:52,570 --> 00:55:59,420
that's beautiful thank you nice man yeah
910
00:55:57,710 --> 00:56:01,849
that is my fiancees dress
911
00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:05,530
oh you stop first it's mine okay can I
912
00:56:01,849 --> 00:56:05,529
have you please yeah look of your away
913
00:56:08,139 --> 00:56:19,099
we're dress my bride just between you
914
00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:20,900
and I how would you advise a client to
915
00:56:19,099 --> 00:56:23,179
proceed if it was discovered that let's
916
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:26,630
say it was bidding money for selling I
917
00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:28,250
don't know folks probably advise that
918
00:56:26,630 --> 00:56:30,170
person to stop talking about it and
919
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:35,539
definitely not telling the owner to
920
00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:36,980
there's no one yeah that's it hey so
921
00:56:35,539 --> 00:56:38,929
what do you like better cups or bucks I
922
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:40,369
don't know I think I think we get better
923
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:42,219
you've set of mugs and what do you think
924
00:56:40,369 --> 00:56:46,059
table setting for eight or twelve
925
00:56:42,219 --> 00:56:46,059
Hillary Clinton talk outside
926
00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:58,199
okay you do be a lesson we're not
927
00:56:53,250 --> 00:57:01,800
actually getting married right yeah yeah
928
00:56:58,199 --> 00:57:04,139
yeah but what if Jason actually did get
929
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,789
cold feet I mean a lot of people think
930
00:57:04,139 --> 00:57:08,339
they want to move to Pittsburgh and then
931
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:10,079
they change their mind mm-hmm Hey look
932
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:12,289
sharp kids there is someone here to see
933
00:57:10,079 --> 00:57:12,289
you
934
00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:21,210
father a thief what are you doing here
935
00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:23,310
well sweetie your wedding is in less
936
00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:25,530
than a month you really should have met
937
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:31,860
with father Macy weeks ago so I invited
938
00:57:25,530 --> 00:57:32,610
him over oh hi oh hello father Macy hi
939
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:35,789
father
940
00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:38,789
Jason so is there somewhere we could go
941
00:57:35,789 --> 00:57:41,239
and talk well it's a beautiful day why
942
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:47,880
don't you take a walk perfect let's
943
00:57:41,239 --> 00:57:49,799
let's so Jason you're going to marry
944
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:52,710
Hilary that's what they keep telling me
945
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:55,560
Hilary you're finally getting married
946
00:57:52,710 --> 00:57:56,280
I'm so very happy for you alone hall
947
00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:59,820
hasn't it
948
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:01,769
I guess I don't you both beginning
949
00:57:59,820 --> 00:58:03,269
nervous I won't be asking me personal
950
00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:05,730
questions if you know what I mean I
951
00:58:03,269 --> 00:58:09,119
think we all know the ways of the birds
952
00:58:05,730 --> 00:58:10,409
and the bees but in all seriousness I
953
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:13,529
would like to make sure that you're both
954
00:58:10,409 --> 00:58:15,480
headed on the same path that you share
955
00:58:13,530 --> 00:58:20,100
the same ideals and beliefs for if not
956
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:23,480
the marriage could suffer so Jason tell
957
00:58:20,099 --> 00:58:28,019
me which church were you raised in well
958
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:29,969
I didn't actually go to church nor God
959
00:58:28,019 --> 00:58:34,110
understands the one must not be in his
960
00:58:29,969 --> 00:58:40,099
house to love him amen are you Roman
961
00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:43,099
Catholic no Protestant mm-hmm LDS Jewish
962
00:58:40,099 --> 00:58:43,099
Jewish
963
00:58:43,179 --> 00:58:50,029
well I see I'm sure you understand and I
964
00:58:48,079 --> 00:58:51,469
would not be able to perform sera me
965
00:58:50,030 --> 00:58:54,350
know we had we talked about this and
966
00:58:51,469 --> 00:58:58,579
Jason has no problem converting actually
967
00:58:54,349 --> 00:59:00,769
I owe a wonderful idea I'm gonna Jason
968
00:58:58,579 --> 00:59:04,579
baptized at the same time as Emma
969
00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:10,039
I don't know I'm Trish I don't yeah that
970
00:59:04,579 --> 00:59:11,509
could Wow no come on it's just a
971
00:59:10,039 --> 00:59:15,050
formality it's not that big a deal
972
00:59:11,510 --> 00:59:17,480
I'm the Jewish Jewish what are you even
973
00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:19,519
talking about my grandma Turtletaub with
974
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:21,619
role in her grave if she knew I was
975
00:59:19,519 --> 00:59:23,000
doing this we'll be so disappointed if
976
00:59:21,619 --> 00:59:25,909
we don't have a wedding at her church
977
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:34,880
what way Hilary we're not really getting
978
00:59:25,909 --> 00:59:38,179
married oh my god I'm so sorry this is
979
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:42,079
so stupid you're right this is so stupid
980
00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:44,210
what am i doing this stupid I mean Here
981
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,730
I am trying to do everything to make my
982
00:59:44,210 --> 00:59:48,920
mother happy and for what to set her up
983
00:59:46,730 --> 00:59:51,559
for my greatest disappointment ever
984
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:53,090
that's so foolish the thing Jason is
985
00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:55,400
actually coming back he's not coming
986
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:59,090
back I mean he's in Pittsburgh he's he's
987
00:59:55,400 --> 01:00:00,710
happy to be rid of me and even if he did
988
00:59:59,090 --> 01:00:02,150
come back up my how can I explain that
989
01:00:00,710 --> 01:00:04,510
it's not like you two are exactly twin
990
01:00:02,150 --> 01:00:04,510
brothers
991
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:22,720
here just give the voucher numbers to
992
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:27,820
the airline for your tickets you take
993
01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:31,389
them you earn them but the weekends not
994
01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:33,280
even over yet please I couldn't expect
995
01:00:31,389 --> 01:00:35,259
you to stay when the crap hits the fan I
996
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:42,850
mean God knows you've been doing up
997
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:43,500
alright so this is it the engagements
998
01:00:42,849 --> 01:00:56,259
off
999
01:00:43,500 --> 01:01:00,789
yes engagements up Derrick trainer or
1000
01:00:56,260 --> 01:01:02,350
something I should catch ya um you
1001
01:01:00,789 --> 01:01:03,929
missed the 5:30 but I think there's an
1002
01:01:02,349 --> 01:01:06,849
11:30
1003
01:01:03,929 --> 01:01:08,349
one that's that's better I should
1004
01:01:06,849 --> 01:01:09,579
probably wait to leave until after
1005
01:01:08,349 --> 01:01:14,489
everyone's going to bed
1006
01:01:09,579 --> 01:01:14,489
so thanks sure
1007
01:01:17,099 --> 01:01:27,210
yeah besides your pack yes I do I will
1008
01:01:24,969 --> 01:01:27,209
leave you alone
1009
01:01:33,099 --> 01:01:39,139
[Music]
1010
01:01:45,650 --> 01:01:54,740
well that was fun right yeah good luck
1011
01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:59,460
with everything
1012
01:01:54,739 --> 01:02:03,949
Thanks you do hope you find the spark
1013
01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:03,949
and Mexico Thanks
1014
01:02:06,820 --> 01:02:10,479
[Music]
1015
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:28,360
[Music]
1016
01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:37,119
[Music]
1017
01:02:45,699 --> 01:02:58,139
I love joy my mom really doesn't like
1018
01:02:56,108 --> 01:03:03,838
you joy
1019
01:02:58,139 --> 01:03:03,838
yeah he says call you tomorrow
1020
01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:18,630
the reader from the diner yeah so uh you
1021
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:22,349
can tell mom no no of course not
1022
01:03:18,630 --> 01:03:24,329
thanks Stu and I dated for a couple
1023
01:03:22,349 --> 01:03:27,150
months before mom set me up with the
1024
01:03:24,329 --> 01:03:30,719
foot man she thoughts do wasn't good
1025
01:03:27,150 --> 01:03:32,519
enough so she worked her magic and the
1026
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:35,069
next thing I knew this too is out of the
1027
01:03:32,519 --> 01:03:36,000
picture and I was engaged to Pete the
1028
01:03:35,070 --> 01:03:38,430
podiatrist
1029
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,920
is that why you haven't set a date
1030
01:03:38,429 --> 01:03:43,500
mm-hmm
1031
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:49,320
don't get me wrong Pete's a good man a
1032
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:59,760
little weird hmm but good guy I just
1033
01:03:49,320 --> 01:04:05,000
don't love him not like I would still so
1034
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:05,000
what's really going on you and Jason
1035
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:15,090
Jason dumped me a week ago so I hired an
1036
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:22,980
actor named David to play my fiance for
1037
01:04:15,090 --> 01:04:30,930
the weekend you what wait wait okay
1038
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:37,730
so where did Jason or David go left just
1039
01:04:30,929 --> 01:04:43,079
I don't know you just have to smile oh
1040
01:04:37,730 --> 01:04:45,719
wow but you like him David you like
1041
01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:48,630
David hey wait I don't like David I
1042
01:04:45,719 --> 01:04:57,618
don't even know David it's crazy like to
1043
01:04:48,630 --> 01:05:03,050
you but I thought he was adorable what
1044
01:04:57,619 --> 01:05:03,050
pages dumb my life was complicated yeah
1045
01:05:05,619 --> 01:05:14,630
mom yes there's something I have to tell
1046
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:17,900
you about Jason he dumped me I am well
1047
01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:19,789
aware of what's going on you are yes I
1048
01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:22,309
saw him leaving last night
1049
01:05:19,789 --> 01:05:25,130
oh that's just part of it that's not
1050
01:05:22,309 --> 01:05:26,210
Hilary Jean I have to say this
1051
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:29,450
sweetheart
1052
01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:31,610
when are you going to get serious you
1053
01:05:29,449 --> 01:05:34,849
are not a spring chicken anymore
1054
01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:36,590
30s in the rear view mirror and you have
1055
01:05:34,849 --> 01:05:39,469
nothing to show for it
1056
01:05:36,590 --> 01:05:41,539
no career no direction and now I guess
1057
01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:43,009
no Jason guess again
1058
01:05:41,539 --> 01:05:48,460
I'm sitting in his car I thought I'd
1059
01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:48,460
invite mom August 20 Thailand
1060
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:53,920
just so everyone knows for the record
1061
01:05:51,650 --> 01:05:57,950
none of this is Hillary's fallible Oh No
1062
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:59,980
okay so eat you're gonna kiss and make
1063
01:05:57,949 --> 01:05:59,980
up
1064
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:27,730
[Music]
1065
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:29,350
should I call father Macy I don't know
1066
01:06:27,730 --> 01:06:38,010
no no that's fine
1067
01:06:29,349 --> 01:06:38,009
call him call it this I just go unpack
1068
01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:43,339
[Music]
1069
01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:53,790
[Music]
1070
01:06:51,809 --> 01:06:59,199
thank you
1071
01:06:53,789 --> 01:07:01,480
hey we had a deal right so is your is
1072
01:06:59,199 --> 01:07:02,549
your ex or whatever is she going to
1073
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,050
Mexico
1074
01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:08,460
yep well that's nice you guys should
1075
01:07:05,050 --> 01:07:10,869
have a good time I don't know about me
1076
01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:15,608
I'm sure she and Peggy will have a great
1077
01:07:10,869 --> 01:07:19,090
time I mean she thought I was giving her
1078
01:07:15,608 --> 01:07:22,289
the tickets oh so now she and Peggy are
1079
01:07:19,090 --> 01:07:24,550
gonna go to Mexico now to wait for Matt
1080
01:07:22,289 --> 01:07:26,710
god I'm such an idiot
1081
01:07:24,550 --> 01:07:28,890
all this time I thought that maybe she
1082
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:30,820
actually cared about me but you're right
1083
01:07:28,889 --> 01:07:33,129
she was just using me
1084
01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:35,920
it's the story of my life always they
1085
01:07:33,130 --> 01:07:37,240
get back guy never just the guy you know
1086
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,829
don't give her those tickets
1087
01:07:37,239 --> 01:07:40,959
what am I gonna do it the tickets to
1088
01:07:38,829 --> 01:07:42,099
Mexico oh that's too late anyway she's
1089
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,358
already halfway up there I'm supposed to
1090
01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:43,719
meet her at the diner in like ten
1091
01:07:43,358 --> 01:07:52,960
minutes
1092
01:07:43,719 --> 01:07:54,129
oh I gotta go how do I look great no I
1093
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:58,769
feel like I maybe should have worn the
1094
01:07:54,130 --> 01:08:00,849
Armani so I heard about you and Jason
1095
01:07:58,769 --> 01:08:03,849
you know how I think you need to be
1096
01:08:00,849 --> 01:08:05,829
careful Jason's a good catch and good
1097
01:08:03,849 --> 01:08:07,179
men are few and far between if you
1098
01:08:05,829 --> 01:08:09,029
really feel like he's the one you got a
1099
01:08:07,179 --> 01:08:12,009
sink tooth and nail into keeping him
1100
01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:13,510
look at killin me y'all could have had
1101
01:08:12,010 --> 01:08:17,350
his pick of the crop but I made sure
1102
01:08:13,510 --> 01:08:21,869
that he married me sure I have to put up
1103
01:08:17,350 --> 01:08:26,139
with his absences but he's a man
1104
01:08:21,868 --> 01:08:28,000
and you can't change them I get it but
1105
01:08:26,139 --> 01:08:29,319
if you don't get it you better be sure
1106
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:33,338
that there's me somebody next in line
1107
01:08:29,319 --> 01:08:37,060
who will men aren't perfect but that
1108
01:08:33,338 --> 01:08:39,880
Jason years comes pretty close yeah he's
1109
01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:45,600
pretty special you know Gil provides for
1110
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:48,639
me and now all I want is for Emma and
1111
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:51,730
whoever this is to have everything that
1112
01:08:48,639 --> 01:08:53,020
they deserve you're pregnant yeah but
1113
01:08:51,729 --> 01:09:10,238
don't say anything I haven't even took
1114
01:08:53,020 --> 01:09:12,699
Gilly yet I was so do the ticket yeah
1115
01:09:10,238 --> 01:09:14,048
about that um you know what I told you
1116
01:09:12,698 --> 01:09:17,888
about these tickets I was kind of hoping
1117
01:09:14,048 --> 01:09:20,109
that you and I would go wait don't Matt
1118
01:09:17,889 --> 01:09:22,989
find out that I'm going to Mexico right
1119
01:09:20,109 --> 01:09:31,119
kids can we not talk about Matt maybe
1120
01:09:22,988 --> 01:09:33,158
I'm so pissed I'm so sorry I'm late I
1121
01:09:31,118 --> 01:09:36,818
had to make the caterers I had another
1122
01:09:33,158 --> 01:09:45,548
dress fitting I'm sorry and you are
1123
01:09:36,819 --> 01:09:47,440
Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey David
1124
01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:49,298
told me all about you and Playa del
1125
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:52,149
Carmen god I guess I'm lucky you found
1126
01:09:49,298 --> 01:09:55,510
it's a party girls huh did you send her
1127
01:09:52,149 --> 01:09:58,888
an invite to our wedding wait you didn't
1128
01:09:55,510 --> 01:10:01,810
Saturday night it happened so fast oh
1129
01:09:58,889 --> 01:10:04,029
that's right it was just boom like that
1130
01:10:01,810 --> 01:10:11,889
love at first sight isn't that right
1131
01:10:04,029 --> 01:10:16,179
sweet David can I just have the tickets
1132
01:10:11,889 --> 01:10:18,279
please mm-hmm David actually why I'm
1133
01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:20,859
here I have to admit when he first told
1134
01:10:18,279 --> 01:10:23,618
me about your saying in Mexico I was
1135
01:10:20,859 --> 01:10:25,299
jealous I was in the heat of the moment
1136
01:10:23,618 --> 01:10:26,589
I told him to give the routers away
1137
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:26,940
right cuz it's not like we're gonna have
1138
01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:30,750
a
1139
01:10:26,939 --> 01:10:33,659
where he met some girl but then I woke
1140
01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:35,850
up this morning and I was like no you
1141
01:10:33,659 --> 01:10:36,329
know what that passes the pass the heck
1142
01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:38,789
with it
1143
01:10:36,329 --> 01:10:42,390
I mean he's marrying me not you so I
1144
01:10:38,789 --> 01:10:49,769
went online I traded in the vouchers and
1145
01:10:42,390 --> 01:10:49,770
[Music]
1146
01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:58,500
some for the wedding night
1147
01:10:53,189 --> 01:11:02,479
Tiger fine I guess I'll just be going
1148
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:05,488
then thanks for nothing David hmm Oh
1149
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:08,849
Lyndsey I'm so sorry I just had no idea
1150
01:11:05,488 --> 01:11:11,209
what Hilary was capable of it's very
1151
01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:11,210
impressive
1152
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:30,569
bye Lindsay I'm sorry a little carried
1153
01:11:28,050 --> 01:11:30,750
away with them oh yeah it's a good thank
1154
01:11:30,569 --> 01:11:35,579
you
1155
01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:39,500
yeah no thank you it's out 24 more hours
1156
01:11:35,579 --> 01:11:44,279
and we pulled it up yep you all right
1157
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:45,600
yeah yes I'm good I'm just you know I'm
1158
01:11:44,279 --> 01:11:47,550
happy we pulled it off but it still
1159
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:50,760
doesn't change the fact back to my mom
1160
01:11:47,550 --> 01:11:52,710
you and I Jason and I rather her through
1161
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:55,230
yeah you know if we want we could pull
1162
01:11:52,710 --> 01:11:56,460
out a knock-down drag-out fight for your
1163
01:11:55,229 --> 01:11:59,729
family then they wouldn't want you to
1164
01:11:56,460 --> 01:12:01,560
marry Jason or we could postpone the
1165
01:11:59,729 --> 01:12:03,359
wedding blame it on my grueling work
1166
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:05,520
schedule and then I come back around
1167
01:12:03,359 --> 01:12:08,969
Easter you keep this thing going until
1168
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:12,030
next Thanksgiving oh you're very sweet
1169
01:12:08,969 --> 01:12:14,489
but you're done enough oh you should
1170
01:12:12,029 --> 01:12:17,229
just take those tickets and run use
1171
01:12:14,488 --> 01:12:20,669
their vacation besides
1172
01:12:17,229 --> 01:12:20,669
maybe you'll find a new sperm
1173
01:12:25,449 --> 01:12:31,708
[Music]
1174
01:12:36,529 --> 01:12:48,739
[Music]
1175
01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:17,430
[Music]
1176
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:25,590
angels we have heard on high sweetly
1177
01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:34,490
singing the plains and the mountains in
1178
01:13:25,590 --> 01:13:39,380
reply echoing then achoo strengthens
1179
01:13:34,489 --> 01:13:41,380
[Music]
1180
01:13:39,380 --> 01:13:41,380
Oh
1181
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:58,479
[Music]
1182
01:13:56,448 --> 01:13:58,478
Oh
1183
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:14,840
[Music]
1184
01:14:08,079 --> 01:14:21,189
angels we love this verse no really
1185
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:28,970
all right go forth scheppers why this to
1186
01:14:21,189 --> 01:14:35,319
me why your joyous strains prolong what
1187
01:14:28,970 --> 01:14:38,829
the gladsome tidings be which inspire
1188
01:14:35,319 --> 01:14:58,358
your health me song
1189
01:14:38,829 --> 01:14:58,359
[Music]
1190
01:15:06,909 --> 01:15:44,069
[Music]
1191
01:15:30,270 --> 01:15:47,370
oh I was wonderful honey I haven't heard
1192
01:15:44,069 --> 01:15:52,189
you sing for so long and the two of you
1193
01:15:47,369 --> 01:15:52,189
together just beautiful just beautiful
1194
01:16:02,659 --> 01:16:20,750
Jason what are you doing here I wanted
1195
01:16:08,310 --> 01:16:27,210
to see you who is it honey Oh mom dad
1196
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:36,180
everybody this is Jason happy holidays
1197
01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:37,109
everybody mom mom I'm sorry I should
1198
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:39,150
have done that but I didn't want to
1199
01:16:37,109 --> 01:16:41,489
disappoint you so you bring a total
1200
01:16:39,149 --> 01:16:44,009
stranger into my house I would never
1201
01:16:41,489 --> 01:16:45,989
ever have believed that you would be
1202
01:16:44,010 --> 01:16:48,110
capable of doing something so despicable
1203
01:16:45,989 --> 01:16:56,630
what were you thinking
1204
01:16:48,109 --> 01:16:56,630
Peter and I are breaking up sorry dude
1205
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,878
[Music]
1206
01:17:13,289 --> 01:17:17,970
[Music]
1207
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:22,890
those are any chance you might still be
1208
01:17:17,970 --> 01:17:24,840
a lawyer nope hmm but you still respect
1209
01:17:22,890 --> 01:17:31,520
that whole client lawyer confidentiality
1210
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:31,520
thing right why not
1211
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:43,770
you know Joy's available now Hilary can
1212
01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:46,289
we talk yes I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
1213
01:17:43,770 --> 01:17:48,330
but David I don't know I think I'm gonna
1214
01:17:46,289 --> 01:17:51,979
lost my mind I'm so confused I don't
1215
01:17:48,329 --> 01:17:54,779
know anything any understand you do
1216
01:17:51,979 --> 01:17:56,419
because I don't people do crazy things
1217
01:17:54,779 --> 01:17:59,849
when their hearts have been broken
1218
01:17:56,420 --> 01:18:02,720
besides harboring grudges is no way for
1219
01:17:59,850 --> 01:18:05,880
us to start a future together my future
1220
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:07,949
you said I was a mistake
1221
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,940
and I don't know if I want to move to
1222
01:18:07,949 --> 01:18:12,809
Pittsburgh
1223
01:18:08,939 --> 01:18:17,369
there is no Pittsburgh sharp l gave the
1224
01:18:12,810 --> 01:18:20,670
promotion to his idiot nephew but none
1225
01:18:17,369 --> 01:18:23,149
that matters anymore because because now
1226
01:18:20,670 --> 01:18:23,149
we can be together
1227
01:18:23,590 --> 01:18:43,300
[Music]
1228
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:45,650
I really missed you Hilary did David
1229
01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:47,300
what are you doing well actually I was
1230
01:18:45,649 --> 01:18:48,619
just gonna go talk to Hilary I think
1231
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:50,630
that's a bad idea
1232
01:18:48,619 --> 01:18:52,819
in fact I'm very surprised to see that
1233
01:18:50,630 --> 01:18:55,520
you're still here weren't you the one
1234
01:18:52,819 --> 01:18:58,279
that was paid to fill Jason's shoes to
1235
01:18:55,520 --> 01:19:00,410
pull the wool over our eyes I guess but
1236
01:18:58,279 --> 01:19:01,639
not congratulations because you did a
1237
01:19:00,409 --> 01:19:05,090
great job
1238
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:08,210
you made fools out of all of us and now
1239
01:19:05,090 --> 01:19:12,699
that Jason is here I really don't think
1240
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:20,529
there's any reason for you to stay don't
1241
01:19:12,699 --> 01:19:20,529
don't hurt Hilary's chances okay
1242
01:19:23,510 --> 01:19:29,610
no no no you you know what you may think
1243
01:19:26,908 --> 01:19:33,268
that Jason is the perfect son-in-law but
1244
01:19:29,609 --> 01:19:34,948
he's not he walked out on Hilary she's
1245
01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:37,619
the one who's perfect she's kind and
1246
01:19:34,948 --> 01:19:39,689
she's beautiful and she's a gifted
1247
01:19:37,618 --> 01:19:42,598
writer have you ever even read one of
1248
01:19:39,689 --> 01:19:46,998
her articles she concocted this whole
1249
01:19:42,599 --> 01:19:51,328
thing just because she's terrified of
1250
01:19:46,998 --> 01:19:57,748
disappointing you all she wants is to
1251
01:19:51,328 --> 01:20:00,988
keep you happy and Meredith I'm sorry
1252
01:19:57,748 --> 01:20:03,689
that I deceived you I truly am very
1253
01:20:00,988 --> 01:20:05,759
sorry and it's fine if you think that
1254
01:20:03,689 --> 01:20:08,578
Jason will make her happy but have you
1255
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:13,729
ever asked Hilary what will make her
1256
01:20:08,578 --> 01:20:13,728
happy have you
1257
01:20:20,210 --> 01:20:30,149
[Music]
1258
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:48,550
[Music]
1259
01:20:48,270 --> 01:21:00,079
Oh
1260
01:20:48,550 --> 01:21:00,079
[Music]
1261
01:21:04,390 --> 01:21:07,759
[Music]
1262
01:21:09,819 --> 01:21:13,000
[Music]
1263
01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:22,820
just me hmm
1264
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:30,560
kiss me do I really have to get this
1265
01:21:22,819 --> 01:21:32,599
done no one kiss me kiss me like like
1266
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,039
the future mrs. King kiss me like you
1267
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:36,140
live Hillary I really don't think your
1268
01:21:34,039 --> 01:21:43,189
parents asked the place for this you to
1269
01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:44,050
love me right go for King bill it's
1270
01:21:43,189 --> 01:21:46,009
gonna be fine
1271
01:21:44,050 --> 01:21:47,210
yeah I'll get there early enough Monday
1272
01:21:46,010 --> 01:21:49,340
morning they'll never know what happened
1273
01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:55,810
I'm always on top it'll be on top from
1274
01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:55,810
now no Gary we'll get him to me
1275
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:08,618
[Music]
1276
01:22:10,819 --> 01:22:30,899
hi sweetheart hi Daddy
1277
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:34,050
I have a question does Jason the real
1278
01:22:30,899 --> 01:22:36,929
Jason not the fake Jason does he have
1279
01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:40,500
any other talents besides being a good
1280
01:22:36,930 --> 01:22:46,199
lawyer what do you mean can you break a
1281
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:50,609
turkey maybe play a tune Jason I don't
1282
01:22:46,198 --> 01:22:53,509
think so would he make you sing like you
1283
01:22:50,609 --> 01:22:53,509
did earlier tonight
1284
01:22:56,328 --> 01:23:01,529
you know I know it doesn't seem like it
1285
01:22:59,248 --> 01:23:05,908
but your mother really just wants you to
1286
01:23:01,529 --> 01:23:09,618
be happy maybe it's time you told her
1287
01:23:05,908 --> 01:23:22,458
what you want if you know what you want
1288
01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:25,170
do you mom Oh Hilary I'm so sorry honey
1289
01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:30,328
you said all these beautiful articles
1290
01:23:25,170 --> 01:23:31,889
and I'm sorry I didn't read them well
1291
01:23:30,328 --> 01:23:37,679
it's not like they're really very good
1292
01:23:31,889 --> 01:23:39,958
hey are good they are good you are a
1293
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:44,760
gifted writer and I'm glad that
1294
01:23:39,958 --> 01:23:45,538
newspaper closed down you're too good
1295
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,179
for them
1296
01:23:45,538 --> 01:23:50,748
you've always been a gifted writer and
1297
01:23:48,179 --> 01:23:58,429
and all of those wonderful things that
1298
01:23:50,748 --> 01:24:03,118
David yelled at me I just wish that you
1299
01:23:58,429 --> 01:24:05,760
had told me what what decent did I'm
1300
01:24:03,118 --> 01:24:11,299
sorry that you didn't feel like you
1301
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:15,050
could tell me that I'm sorry
1302
01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:15,050
I've been there
1303
01:24:18,159 --> 01:24:21,289
[Music]
1304
01:24:27,460 --> 01:24:37,359
do you love Jason not not I mean you
1305
01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:37,359
know check the real Jason oh you mean
1306
01:24:39,029 --> 01:24:42,199
[Music]
1307
01:24:44,140 --> 01:25:38,679
you think I hate him I gotta borrow your
1308
01:25:34,399 --> 01:25:43,269
car Thanks
1309
01:25:38,679 --> 01:25:46,560
I have four copies ready what'd you say
1310
01:25:43,270 --> 01:25:49,649
my car Hillary
1311
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,649
[Applause]
1312
01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:56,359
[Music]
1313
01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:13,009
I'll call you a cab
1314
01:26:09,890 --> 01:26:13,009
[Music]
1315
01:26:26,770 --> 01:26:34,219
hi
1316
01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:35,828
howdy Jude I borrowed Jason's car oh and
1317
01:26:34,219 --> 01:26:40,359
how did you know where to find me
1318
01:26:35,828 --> 01:26:48,228
background check remember ah right
1319
01:26:40,359 --> 01:26:49,609
you forgot your suitcase oh you didn't
1320
01:26:48,229 --> 01:26:58,400
have to bring it all this way I wanted
1321
01:26:49,609 --> 01:27:03,799
to well thanks and congratulations Jason
1322
01:26:58,399 --> 01:27:06,138
seems like a total jerk I know it's not
1323
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:08,288
my place to say that but my love is
1324
01:27:06,139 --> 01:27:12,998
blind right
1325
01:27:08,288 --> 01:27:12,998
yeah it was
1326
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,170
well
1327
01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:24,960
I'm glad you're happy now and um
1328
01:27:25,909 --> 01:27:32,569
I'm sure it's gonna be a great wedding
1329
01:27:29,079 --> 01:27:33,439
well it would be but missing one really
1330
01:27:32,569 --> 01:27:43,099
important thing
1331
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:44,500
what groom there's no crew you and Jason
1332
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:47,990
nope
1333
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:48,739
Jason is a total jerk you're right and a
1334
01:27:47,989 --> 01:27:55,000
big mistake
1335
01:27:48,739 --> 01:27:55,000
huge just a huge mistake
1336
01:27:57,408 --> 01:28:06,519
okay be good yeah here mm-hmm
1337
01:28:08,210 --> 01:28:13,569
what does that make me how'd a mistake
1338
01:28:15,109 --> 01:30:46,658
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