All language subtitles for Hercules- The Legendary Journeys - S06E07 - A Wicked Good Time

Great!
Now we're gonna be late.

We should've
planned for this.
You can't plan for this.

That's why they call it
an ambush.

I just don't like
keeping Lilith waiting.
That's all.

No. You just don't like to
keep your stomach waiting.

- I'm fluent in Iolaus,
remember?
- Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm fluent...
in Hercules.

You see, I know that we're
not really going to Lilith's
to help her with the harvest.

So, come on.
Let's have it.

Have... what?

The real reason...
that we're going to Lilith's.

All right.

In her letter, she said
she was having trouble
with Seska.

Oh, yeah? I thought Seska
was at the academy.

No. She...
graduated last spring.

What...
[Grunts]

Apparently,
ever since she's been back,

she's been getting...
into fights.

[Both Yelling]

Yeah, well...
[Yells]

Fighting... never...

solved... anything!

Eh.

[Thugs Groaning]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[Panting]
So, what's the plan?

Well, come on.
[Chattering]

So, we bale some hay
and give Seska
a good talking-to.

Don't tell me you forgot
what it was like
to be a teenager?

Well, Herc,
it's been a long time.
Well, you know.

You tell 'em to go right,
and they go left.

Then you tell 'em to go left,
and they go right.
No. They still go left,

because they know you've
been tryin' to get them
to go right all along.

Right. Wait a second.
I'm confused. I don't know
which way to go with it.

Look, we can't just
walk in there like we
have all the answers.

Right.
We've gotta find out
what Seska's problems are...

and try to help her
steer her way through them.

Since when
have you been an expert
in raising teenagers?

I raised you, didn't I?

Yeah, I guess...
Wait a minute.

[Chattering]

[Young Man]
Hey, Seska.

We're having
a party tonight.
You wanna come?

Sure.
Great.

We need somebody
to serve the drinks.

[All Laughing]

Or you can be the maid
and clean up.

Yeah. We make
a real mess.

Are you sure she's our third?
Yeah, 'cause she looks
pretty lame.

Of course I'm sure.

Do you know how much
unexpressed rage
she's feeling right now?

Rage you're gonna
help her channel.
If you say so.

Hoo! Watch out, Magnus.
She went to the academy.

- She'll kick your ass.
- [Mock Whimpering]

His ass
isn't worth kicking.

Oh.
[Laughing]

- [Yells]
- [Groans]

What's going on here, son?

Nothing.
Uh! Dad!

You wouldn't happen to be
picking another fight,
now, would you, Seska?

I don't pick fights.
They pick me.

I warn you, young lady.
If I catch you brawling
in public again,

you will spend the summer
under house arrest.

Do you understand?

This isn't over.

Come on, guys.

[Exhales]

Off you go.

Hey, nice kick.
Oh, get lost.

You know what I like most
about Magnus?

What?
Nothing.

I'm Haleh,
and that's Sariah.

You can think of us
as your friendly
neighborhood pest control.

So, how'd you like
to get rid of that roach
once and for all?

You heard the magistrate.
I can't get
in any more fights.

Yeah, well, exactly.

There are...
other ways of taking revenge.

The power of what?

Not "what."
"Who."

Nebros... the first warlock.

He discovered
that the gods weren't the only
source of power in the world.

These are his teachings,
and now we follow them.

Okay.

Only a triad of witches
can unleash the power
of the book.

Just read along.
You'll see.

"Great spirits of the beyond,
we beseech you;
hear our prayer.

"Give us a sign
so that we may serve you.

Time...
past, present, future."

"Course...
Beginning, middle, end."

"Creation...
heaven, earth, water."

[All]
Give us the power,
show us the way.

[Thunder, Lightning]
Give us the power,
show us the way.

Give us the power,
show us the way.

Give me your hand,
Seska.

[Gasps]
What are you doing?

[Gasps]

[Exhales]

I think I'm gonna like this.

[No Audible Dialogue]

I doubt Hercules will.

Welcome to our club.
[Laughing]

[Man Narrating]
This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power...

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [Screeching]
- [Roaring]

Hail!

Oh! Excuse me.
I hope I didn't hurt you.
[Chuckles]

Although, given the imbalance
in our body mass ratios,

that would be
virtually impossible.

There's the wimp!

Who's this, your bodyguard?

Okay, okay.
I'll admit it.

But I hope, someday,
I'll stop needing
his protection.

It's like I keep telling him.
You have got to stop running
to... to...

Isoceles.
Isoceles every time
you have a problem.

Iolaus, you're right,
and it's time
I returned the favor.

So starting today,
anyone who wants
to mess with Isoceles...

has to go through me.

Thanks.
Yeah.
Why were they after you?

Magnus
is the magistrate's son.

He decides who's part
of the in-crowd
and who isn't.

Guess I didn't
make the cut.
Thanks again.

Now I remember
why I hated
being a teenager.

Oh, come on.
You guys have nothing
to complain about.

After all, you were friends
with the most popular girl
in school.

Oh, yeah.
What was her name again?

Uh, Sondra?
Jennifer?

Trisha?
[Chuckles]
Lilith?

No, that's not it.
Nah.

[Laughing]
[Laughing]

Ah!
Oh!

Oh, thanks for coming,
guys.

It sounds like Seska's
having a rough go of it.
Yeah. I can see why.

[Laughing, Chattering]

It's not just Magnus.

Ever since she got back
from the academy, it's...

It's like she's... lost.

I remember
feeling the same way
when I graduated.

It's a tough age.
You're not a kid anymore,
but you're not an adult either.

Hercules!
Hey, Seska.

What are you doing here?

Uh, Iolaus and I
were in the neighborhood,

and we thought we'd, you know,
help your mother out
with the harvest.

[Chuckling]
You really are
a bad liar.

Yeah.
Yeah, I am, aren't I?
[Laughing]

Uh...
[Sighs]

Your mom's
worried about you.

Well,

since we're being so honest,
I should really tell you...

how she's been suffocating me
with her worrying.

And nothing personal, Hercules,
but I kinda resent that she
asked you to come here.

I didn't come
to tell you what to do.

I came here as a friend.

Well, I can tell you...
from one friend to another...
don't worry about me.

[Iolaus]
Seska!

Hey, that's lunch.
Iolaus.

Yeah.
Heh.

Uh, it's really good
to see you.

Lunch, huh?
Yeah.

Thanks
for helping me out here.

Hey, I was helping
in the kitchen.

You have to remember
this is the homecoming game.

The score's tied,
it's the final play,
and your mother here...

If you ever want
to eat here again,

you'll stop the story
right there.

- Okay.
- Good.

- Take it, buddy.
- Okay, well, you see,

your mother decided that she
had to distract the enemy.
Iolaus, don't you dare!

The only thing
she could think of
was to flash at them.

[Laughing] Needless to say,
It... It was a titillating
performance.

[Iolaus, Lilith Laughing]

[Sighs]

- You were a wild one, Mom.
- [Out Of Breath]

Can I be excused?

- Well, we haven't had dessert.
- I'm meeting some friends.

Well, that's great.
Who are they?
[Haleh] They's us.

I'm Haleh,
and this is Sariah.

Uh, my mom,
Iolaus and Hercules.

- Ready to go?
- You didn't tell me
you made a couple of friends.

I didn't think
it was newsworthy.

- Maybe they'd like to join us.
- They didn't come here
for a picnic.

- At least stay for dessert.
- Mom. We're not toddlers, okay?
Quit it.

I'll be back when I'm back.

Tell me, Hercules.
I've always wondered...

are you superior to mortal men
in... every way?

Do you know the difference
between being witty
and being rude?

No. What?

- That's what I thought.
- [Chuckling]
Oh.

What?

Hey, your babysitter's cute.
Old friend of my mom's.

Let me introduce you
to someone who can help
get him off your back.

- Thanks, but I need
no introduction.
- Who are you?

Looks like you do need
an introduction after all.

Or not.

Let's just say
every club needs a sponsor,

and I'm yours.

Did you get it?
A lock of Magnus's hair.

I got it last night
while he was sleeping.
He snores like a rhino.

What's this for?
You.

You want Hercules off your back,
and you want to get back
at Magnus, right?

L-I guess so.
Then, sister, have I got
the deal for you.

But you...
have to act now.

Haleh. Have you seen Seska?

Yeah. I think she went to town.

Thank you.

You know,

Seska may not want you
as a babysitter,

but she doesn't
speak for me.

Look, I'm sure
you've had it rough,

but that doesn't
give you an excuse
to talk to me like that.

You don't know
anything about me.

I know people don't
grow a thick skin
for no reason,

especially at your age.

You wanna tell me
about it?

[Sighs]

My parents died
when I was little,

and now I live
with my uncle who...

Well, he drinks too much
and... resents having
to take care of me.

[Sighs]
Hercules...

[Sighs]
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Don't patronize me,
Hercules.

You know, the worst thing
anyone your age can do...

is pretend they remember
what it's like to be young.

The worst thing you can do
is pretend that your pain
doesn't bother you.

Oh, you really
are special, Hercules...

in an "after school"
kind of way.

You don't have
to like me, Haleh,

but I want to make you clear
on something.

Seska's a friend of mine.
Anyone who hurts my friends...
hurts me.

Well, maybeyou
should grow a thicker skin.

[People Chattering]

Hey. Seska.
Seska, wait.
Come on.

For what?
For you to lecture me on how
I should treat my mother?

I know you think she embarrassed
you, but she's just trying
to be included in your life.

Yeah? Well, maybe
I wanna spend some time
with my new friends, okay?

Oh, so that's
who you call those two.

- [Woman Screams]
- [Growling, Roaring]

[Roars]
[Screaming]

[Roars]

Friend of yours?

Help me.
Help me.

Help... me.

He turned Magnus
into a monster!

[Gasps]
Put me down!

He's a warlock!
Hercules is a warlock!

Put me down!

Please! Somebody help me
get down from here!

It's him!
It's Hercules!

Arrest that man!

Wow. I didn't see
that one coming.

Put me down!
Please put me down!
Somebody help me!

- Put her down!
- I didn't...
- [Screams]

- [Gasps]
- [People Chattering]
- [Man] It was Hercules!

- Herc, what did you do?
- [Sighs]

They think I'm a warlock.

[Groaning]

[Groans]

The penalty
for practicing witchcraft
is death.

Then lucky for me
I had nothing
to do with this.

You transformed my son
into a beast and back again
with merely a touch.

And that poor girl
whose life you threatened
with the power of levitation.

Do you deny what we just saw
with our own eyes?

Looks can be deceiving.

I don't practice
witchcraft.

A trial will decide that.

And if you truly believe
in your innocence, you will
obey our laws and come quietly.

I wouldn't do it
any other way.

[Guard]
Come on, warlock!

[Chattering]

Boy, some people
have short memories.

Didn't you save this town,
like, 10 times last winter?

Yeah, but what have I
done for them lately?

Yeah, really.
So, what's the idea here?

"And the truth
will set them free"?

Unfortunately, this time,
I can't tell the truth.

Aw, great.
Hercules, you're innocent.

Come on.
These girls set you up.
Mm-hmm.

And if I prove they're
practicing witchcraft,
instead of me,

the town
will burn them for it.

I don't want to live
with that on my conscience.

I don't get it.
What have they got
against you?

Huh.

Something tells me
they're not in this alone.

- Meaning?
- Witches aren't born
knowing spells.

They have to learn them
word-for-word.

- So, who taught them?
- Someone with access
to theBook of Witchcraft.

And the last I heard,
it was lost at the bottom
of the Dead Sea.

How do you get something
from the bottom of the ocean?

- You'd have to be...
- A god.

And I think I know
which one.

Competence
is so rare these days.

Bravo, ladies.
Bravo.

I didn't realize we were
gonna frame Hercules.

I thought we were gonna
have a little fun.

We are having fun.

Ow!

They are going
to burn him at the stake.

Tell ya what...
if the trial
doesn't go his way,

we'll free him,
all right?

Okay.

[Magistrate]
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

we all know what we saw.

But the accused denies
our interpretation
of the events.

Now, given his reputation,

it is just that his denial
give us pause.

But I ask you this...

what if his reputation
is not all that it seems to be?

The prosecution
calls Hercules.

[Magistrate]
State your name for the record.

You know who I am.

Do we?
You say you're the son of Zeus.

- Lamthe son of Zeus.
- Then produce him.

Surely a good father would
come to help his son
in a time of need.

You're assuming
he's a good father,
which he isn't.

We don't have
a close relationship.

Then how do we know
the source of your power
is divine?

Come on.
He's the son of Zeus.
I've seen them together.

Strike that man's remarks
from the record.

He's the defendant's best friend
and undoubtedly a biased source.

- Why would he lie about that?
- Remove that man
from the courtroom!

Look! Hercules has never
used his power...

- except for good
and to help people.
- [Chattering]

Is that so, Hercules?

- Tell me, you don't
carry any money, do you?
- No.

You survive
off the goodwill of others...

payment for favors
you provide for the community.

Am I correct?
Sometimes,
out of gratitude,

someone will give me a meal,
a bed for the night.

I submit that you use witchcraft
to create emergencies...

that you conveniently resolve
for your unwitting marks.

You then take advantage
of their hospitality
and goodwill.

In fact,
your livelihood depends on it.
Is that not the case?

Well, counselor,
you have a point.

I can really feel
all the goodwill I've
conned out of this town.

We've gotta do something.

This is all my fault.
I should never
have called you here.

There's something
you should know.

Seska and her friends
are responsible
for all this.

They've been
practicing witchcraft.

Don't worry though. Hercules
wants to protect Seska
as much as you do,

so that's why he's
standing trial... for her.

But we've got to figure out
a way to help him.

[Man]
Betray us like that.

How?
We just have to put
our heads together.

What can we do?

Nobody minds
their own business anymore.

We have to keep them
occupied.

No. No more spells, okay?
We have done enough damage.

Well, who's talking
about damage?

There are other ways
of distracting them
that are lots more fun.

And besides, with a man
around the house,

maybe your mother
will finally
get off your back.

Wait a minute.
Don't we need
something of his,

like a...
like a toenail
or something?

Maybe an amateur witch would,
but I've been reading ahead.

So, listen and learn.

We call upon you, Nebros,
Master of Witchcraft,

to affix with affection
the man in this reflection.

[Kisses, Blows]

[Sighs]

Whoa.
Whoa.

How long have you known
the defendant?

Since we were children.

And is this court to believe
that, for all that time,

you had no idea Hercules
was practicing witchcraft?

Look, I've known Hercules
a lot longer than you,

and, believe me,
he's not a warlock.

Then how do you account
for what we all saw him do?

[Inhales]
I can't.

You mean you won't.
You've known the truth
all along, haven't you?

I've told you...
And now you're lying
because you know...

that harboring a warlock
is a crime punishable
by death!

I am giving you
one last chance, Lilith.

Tell the truth
and save yourself
from burning at the stake!

Enough! I confess.
I'm a warlock.

- No, Herc, don't!
- [All Chattering]

I hid the truth from Lilith.
She had no idea.

The defendant
has admitted his guilt.

And according to the law,
he will be executed at dawn.

Did somebody say jailbait?

- Isn't it past your bedtime?
- I need somebody
to tuck me in.

[Scoffs]
I'm dreaming.

About lil' ol' me?
I'm flattered.

You put yourself here.
And I'll leave
if you like.

But first,

you have to kiss me.

Now you're the one
who's dreaming.

I wouldn't touch you
with a 10-foot pole.

I'm gonna hold you
to that.

Funny.

I don't remember
planning a field trip.

The door is still locked.
The bars aren't bent.

What happened?
Still think your friend
is innocent?

I don't think it.
I know it.

Assemble the posse.
Hunt him down.

[Man]
Anything over there?
[Man #2] Nothing at all.

[Hushed] Herc! Her...
[Man #1] He can't
have gotten too far.

Oh! Uh, Herc,
what happened?

Haleh put me here somehow.
She got to me in my dream.

A posse's after you.
Well, I figured that.

So, what are you gonna do?

Good question.

[Guard] There he is!
I thought
you were my friend!

[Guard] He's getting away!
[Guard #2]
Catch him!

I'm sure there's...
an explanation for this.
[Groans]

[Guards Shouting In Distance,
Indistinct]
[Groaning]

[Yells]
[Shushing]
Sorry, Iolaus.

I just didn't want them
to think you were
a part of this.

Well, thanks
for thinking of me, buddy.

How'd you lose 'em?
The old "walk backwards
in your own footprints" trick.

Ha! Works every time.
What now?

Since I'm out and about,
I might as well
make the most of it.

If I can get my hands
on that book, maybe I can
take away Haleh's power.

Why don't you check on Lilith?
Make sure she's doing all right.

I don't want her
to blame herself for this.
Okay.

You got it.

Lilith?

[Sighs]

Sweet Lilith. Ah!

[Fingers Snapping]

[Hercules]
If you're looking
for a snake,

you can always find one
hiding under a rock.

Make yourself comfortable.

- I was just brushing up
on my spelling.
- Hmm. Give me the book.

- Come and get it.
- Just give me the book.

You said you wouldn't touch me
with a 10-foot pole, remember?

You should watch
what you say, Hercules,
especially in your dreams.

Someone might just
use your words against you.

Don't play a game
you can't win, Haleh.

Oh, I am winning.

And tonight... I'm gonna score
the final points.

Gotta fly.

She really needs
to be grounded.

[Yelps]
Let me go, or I'll scream!

Go ahead and scream.
They will come running,

but are you ready
to live with yourself when
they burn me for your mistakes?

I never meant
for any of this to happen. L...

I'm so sorry.
Can you ever forgive me?

I'll think about it.

You were right.
Haleh's just using me
to gain more power,

and now she's
totally out of control.

It's only gonna get worse...
I know.

Unless you help me.

Can you get your hands
on that book?

- How'd you get the book?
- She asked to borrow it.

I told you not to give it
to anybody.

I didn't think
you meant her.
She's one of us.

- Where have you been?
- Nowhere. Relax.

Nice to see I have
such trusting friends.

What's gotten into you?
You lied to me.

Discord said,
if the trial didn't go well,
she'd free Hercules.

She said, if the trial
didn't go his way,
we'dfree him. And I did.

This isn't exactly
what I had in mind.
Careful!

Seska, I brought you
into the coven, but it's
not a lifetime membership.

I'm sorry.
[Exhales]

I'm just a little on edge
right now.

Well, loosen up,
little sister,

'cause tonight
we're gonna have
some real fun.

- [Sighing]
Lilith.
- Iolaus. Huh.

Uh, Hercules sent me along
to see if you were okay.

So, well, I'm here...
to see if you're okay.

A-Are you... okay?
Oh.

[Exhales]
Um, areyouokay?

Why? Don't I look okay?
It's not a booger, is it?

[Whispering]
Don't tell me it's a booger. Oh!

What's the matter with you?

Oh, Lilith, I long for you.
And every moment,
it gets longer.

- [Chuckles] Iolaus...
- I know. I know.
It's a bit of a shock.

But you know,
we don't have to hurry.

We can take our time.
We could live together first.

Then, if things work out,
we could get married
in the morning.

I don't know
what's going on with you,
but you're not yourself.

You're right. This is not
working out as I planned.

So let me read to you...
from this book of love stories.

Ah! Here's a good one.

It's called
"Spank You, Your Highness."
[Clears Throat]

"'��Spank you, Your Highness,'
said the jester to the queen.

As the crack of dawn
approached, there were..."

[Exhales]
Lilith?

Now, now. It isn't polite
for the guest of honor
to be late to his own barbecue.

Surprise, surprise.
I was just on my way
to see you.

Oh, really?
And to what do I owe
such a dubious honor?

I just wanted
to congratulate you...

on the wonderful job
you did with Haleh.

You've molded her into
quite a psychotic
young lady.

I sure know how to pick 'em,
don't I?
You sure do.

Well, I'll be seein' ya.

Oh! And by the way,
[Snaps Fingers]

Have, uh, fun tonight.

- What's tonight?
- Well, I don't know.

I wasn't invited,
but I thought for sure
you would've been.

[Scoffs]
You're bluffing.

Well, let's think about that.

Haleh's got a spell book,
which you gave her,

and she knows as long
as you're around,

you'll never let her become
more powerful than you.

Huh. What is the worst thing
she could do with that book?

Summon Nebros
from the beyond.
Ah! That's it.

Aw, but she'd never do that.

Oh, unless, of course,
you've underestimated...

how far she's willing to go
for power. Hmm.

- Excuse me.
- Certainly.

Like putty in my hands.
Hmm.

???? [Chimes]

?? Full of joy??

?? Was the wedding chorus??
???? [Rattling]

?? With timbrel music
and dancing????
Lilith!

- Are you listening to me?
- Yeah. Now you're scaring me.

[Giggling Idiotically]
Very funny.

Now, come on.
Open the door. Please.

We've got
so much planning to do.

Go away, Iolaus.
Aw, please, Lilith.

Open the door.
Come on. I'm serious.

[Pleading] Lilith!
Lilith, I'm serious.
Please open the door.

[Shouting]
Open the door!

[Hushed] Wait a minute.
There's someone else,
isn't there?

That's why you won't marry me.
I don't know
what you're talking about.

No, it's too late!
[Gourds Clatter On Ground]

You've broken my heart.
[Sobbing]

[Sobbing Continues,
Fading]

Iolaus?

[Sighing]
Oh, my...

Oh!

[Growls]

If I can't have you,
nobody can!

Iolaus, wait!
What are you doing?

Till death us do part!
Uh!

- What's goin' on, buddy?
- [Iolaus] Ah.

Ah, Herc. Great.
You're back.

Break the door down, will ya?
I gotta kill Lilith.
She's cheating on me.

- Uh, what makes you
think that?
- She won't open the door.

- It's obvious she's got someone
else in there with her.
- No, she doesn't.

- She doesn't?
- No, no. She didn't wanna
let you in because she...

didn't wanna spoil
your surprise party.

- My what?
- Your surprise party.

Right, Lilith?
Right. To, uh,
celebrate our engagement.

Yeah. You see,
the thing is,

I forgot to bring...
the ice.

You know, for the drinks.
Yeah.

You think you could get some
before the guests arrive?

- Sure.
Where do I go to get ice?
- Top of those mountains.

- Dress warm.
- I will.

Here. Back in a jiff.
All right.

Aw...
You guys.

I'd climb any peak
for my Lili-poo.

What was all that about?

I'll explain later.
Stay here.

- Oh. Hide that, you know,
just in case.
- Right.

Right.

Master, we implore you,

grace us
with your presence.

I don't remember approving
this little, uh,
get-together.

And I don't remember
inviting you.

How dare you!
After all I've done for you?

- I'm a god!
- What you are, Discord,
is a square.

[Gasping]

And I mean that literally.

So, anyone else
have something to say?

[Muffled]
Let me out!

Let me out!
I'm a god.

[Panting]

Praise be to the master.

We have gathered here
to release your spirit
from the beyond.

I offer my body
as a vessel.

[Roaring]

[Growling]

[Roaring]

[Gasping]

To me, Master!
Come to me!

[Demonic Laughter]
Come to me!
To me!

[Laughter, Roaring Continue]

[Gasps]

[Low Growl]

- [Gasps]
- [Demonic Voice]
It's good to be back.

Don't get too comfortable.
You're not staying.

Well, look who's back.

- Oh, not this again.
- You can't touch me.
Remember?

But I can touch you!

[Groans, Grunts]

- [Yelling]
- [Grunting]

[Growls]

- Havin' fun?
- Yeah.

[Laughing]

[Growls]

[Groaning, Panting]

Seska, now!

"By the power of three,
we did thee bound.

Now with these words,
the spell's unwound."

- How dare you betray me!
- [Hercules]
She didn't.

She just borrowed a page
from your book.

[Growls]

Believe me,
this is gonna hurt you
more than it's gonna hurt me.

[Yells]

- [Growls]
- Uh?

Sorry.

Knowledge is power.
Huh, Haleh?

Haleh has gone forever!

Aw, that's too bad.
I was just starting
to like her.

[Growling]

No!

[Screaming]
No!

No!

No!

[Exhales]

You two all right?

Yeah, just.

Um, listen,
I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't know she'd
turn out to be so...

Hey, it's okay.
She used you
like she used me.

- You ready to go home?
- Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles]

[People Chattering]

So, how'd it go?
Well, we renounced
witchcraft.

And with Discord confessing
to getting us started
on all this,

they took it easy on us...
a summer of community service.
Ah, good.

Wait, wait. How did you
get Discord to confess?

[Muffled Shouting,
Indistinct]
No.

Oh, yeah.
[Muffled]
Oh! Let me out of here!

[Continues Shouting,
Gasping]

We had a deal.
I got you out of trouble.
Now pay up!

What do you think?

I think a deal's a deal,
unfortunately.

Besides,
what's one more spell
between friends?

[Chucking]

[Kisses, Blows]
[Blowing]

Open the box!

[Sighing]

Let's just forget
this whole thing
ever happened.

[Chuckling]
Shall we?

Oh, Mom.

I am so sorry
for such trouble
I've caused you lately.

No. I'm sorry I couldn't be
the friend you needed.

No, but you are.

I just haven't
realized it.

- Thank you.
- Oh, it was our pleasure.

- Oh, no.
- [Both]
What?

- Iolaus.
- [Gasps]

I'll be back.

[Wind Blowing]

I gotta get some ice.
Yeah.

Ice. For people to have...
to have with their drinks.

[Mumbling]

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, boy.

[Gasps]

What am I doing here?

[Gasps]
Wha...

Somebody tell me
what I'm doing here?

Anybody? Anybody?

- Anybody! Anybody!
- [Echoing]
Anybody! Anybody!

Anybody!
[Echoing] Anybody!
...body!...body!...body!

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