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[Squeaking]
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[Shouting]
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- [Coughing]
- It's nice of you to
drop in, Autolycus.
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[Laughing]
You're a funny man, Hercules!
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So funny, in fact,
I think I busted a gut.
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- Why are you following me?
- Practice, my good man.
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If I can sneak up on you,
I can sneak up on anyone.
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Huh. Well, you might want
to oil your hook. It makes
a noise when you open it.
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Oh. Thanks for the tip.
Mm-hmm.
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So. [Coughs]
Where are we headed?
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We? No. "We" aren't
going anywhere.
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"L" am going to Thracia.
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Ah, you're gonna help 'em
with that bank thing,
aren't ya?
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- What do you know about it?
- Only that it's the best idea
since theKama Sutra.
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[Laughing]
Imagine, a whole town...
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putting all its money
in one place.
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One-stop shopping
for a wonderment
such as, uh, myself.
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[Chuckling]
And that's exactly why
I'm gonna help them...
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secure their bank.
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- Bye, Autolycus.
- Now I see how you are,
Hercules.
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I offer to spend
some quality time
with my good friend,
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and, no, you leave me
on the side of the road
like an old sofa.
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Well, okay, that's fine.
I'll just have to think
of something to do.
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After all, I am
the King of Thieves.
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[Softly]
I hate it when he does this.
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[Spitting]
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All right.
You can come along.
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Hey! But you have to promise
me you won't rob the bank.
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I promise.
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- Uh-huh.
- What? Wha...
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What are you doing?
I'm just making sure you
aren't crossing anything.
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Hercules,
I'm a thief, not a liar.
I have my standards.
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Mm.
All right. "I promise
not to rob the bank." Okay?
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Okay.
[Chuckling]
Hey.
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Tough thing about
Salmoneus, huh?
Yeah.
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That massage parlor bust
was a real drag.
[Laughing]
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[Woman] What did you do then?
[Man] I told him to
give me my dinars back,
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or I'd curse him
to Hades.
Really?
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Excuse me. Do you know
where I could find
the sheriff?
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In there.
Bye now.
Thanks.
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All right.
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I only promised
not to rob the bank.
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Hey! Autolycus!
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???? [Honky-tonk]
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Not bad, huh?
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[Laughing]
Well, a family
establishment, eh?
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Ooh! Say, Toots, how about
a Horizontal Mambo on the rocks?
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Gee, mister. I never
heard of that one before.
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What's in it?
Me and you
and not a whole lot else.
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[Laughs, Winces]
You'll have to, uh,
pardon my friend.
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He's in a lot ofpain.
[Under His Breath]
"Horizontal Mambo."
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Behave yourself.
I'm gonna go say hi
to the sheriff.
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???? [Continues]
Sheriff!
Good to see ya.
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Yeah, hi, son. Not now.
Show's about to start.
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[Emcee] Welcome, gentlemen!
Yeah, well, we don't want
to miss the show.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for:
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We're proud to present
our star attraction!
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The cherry in your cola,
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the wood in your pecker,
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Miss Luscious Deluxe!
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[Cheering, Applauding]
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?? Think you're likin'
what you see??
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?? Hey, fella, take a tip
from me??
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?? I don't really
mean to flaunt??
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?? But I get what I want??
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You know that lady?
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That's no lady.
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That's my wife.
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[Man Narrating]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power...
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [Screeching]
- [Roaring]
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Hail!
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?? I'm not the poster girl
for tact??
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?? I'll take the tunic
off your back??
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?? You're a deer caught
in my headlights??
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?? As far as I'm concerned
'Cause, honey??
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?? I get what I want??
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?? Don't ask me to make it
When it's so easy to take it?
?
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?? Forget my sweet demeanor??
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?? I'll take ya to the cleaner?
?
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?? Pay close attention
while I bump and grind it??
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?? I'll put your money
where you'll never find it??
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She's your wife?
My ex-wife.
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We were a couple of crooked
kids, crazy in love.
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[Chuckles] Life with Luscious
was full of booty.
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We stole a lot of stuff too.
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So how'd you...
screw it up?
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Our passion was just too great
to be contained.
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It blew us apart, I tell you!
[Explosion]
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Well, that and I let her rot in
prison for a crime I committed.
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Well, it's good to see
chivalry is not dead.
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Who's that?
A friend of yours?
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?? I like the things
that don't come free??
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?? I'd bite that apple
right off of your tree??
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?? That's why
I get what I want??
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-?? Oh, please don't join us??
-?? Sugar, I get what I want??
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???
?? She likes to flaunt it??
?? Baby, I get what I want?
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[Cheering, Applauding]
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It's not what you think.
There was this job, this...
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priceless marble bust
of Cleopatra.
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I hear they're doing
her head next. Anyway,
on my way out...
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I dropped the garter belt
that I was wearing.
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Can we keep
the details on a strictly
"need to know" basis?
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Oh, this is important.
See, Luscious and I,
we used to swap...
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an article of clothing
for good luck.
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It's a long story.
Anyway, the garter belt
was hers, and it was...
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this stupid,
monogrammed lingerie,
and the next thing I knew,
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the local stooges are
hauling the old ball-and-chain
off to the big house.
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And you didn't
confess, to get your
wife out of jail?
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Well, that was our agreement.
If one of us got caught,
the other one wouldn't tattle.
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Still, she divorced me
the day she was sentenced.
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Ah, the nerve of some people.
Tell me about it.
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Well, still, we all
make mistakes, right?
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[Chuckling]
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And judging from the eye
she's giving me, I'd say
my little honey jugs...
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is ready to kiss...
hoo, hoo... and make up.
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[Chuckling]
Lay one on me, baby.
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- [Grunts]
- That's for leavin' me in
prison, you miserable...
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wart on the ass of an ass.
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You, on the other hand,
need to tell me where
you've been all my life.
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Just... tryin' to keep your
ex-husband out of trouble.
[Chuckles]
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If there's one thing
he doesn't need
help with, it's that.
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[Kissing Sound]
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The name's Luscious, but
don't take my word for it.
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Why don't you stop by
my boudoir later, and
I'll prove it to you?
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Twice.
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[Sighs]
Hmm.
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So, uh, that's how you two
kiss and make up, huh?
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Sorry I couldn't talk
to you in there, but, uh,
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I never miss one of
Luscious's shows.
[Chuckles]
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Well, she does pack
quite a punch.
[Grunts]
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Uh, I'm tickled to death
that you came down here
to help finish the bank,
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but was it
my imagination,
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or was that the King
of Thieves I saw you
come into town with?
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[Chuckles]
You see, he's a...
He's a friend.
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A-And he gave me his word
he wouldn't cause any trouble.
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Well, if his word's
good enough for Hercules,
it's good enough for me.
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Now, there's the bank,
and I'll see you
at midday.
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All right, Sheriff.
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Oh!
[Chuckles]
Sorry.
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This thing gets away
from me sometimes.
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Yeah, well.
No harm done.
I couldn't help overhearing.
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You're Hercules,
aren't you?
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Eh, something tells me
I should say no.
I knew it!
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00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,807
This is definitely
a sign!
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I got my palm read this
morning, and the fortune
teller told me...
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I was in store
for acareerchange!
Well, congratulations,
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and best of luck
finding a new job.
Well, I won't need it!
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The job found me!
I'm your new sidekick!
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[Laughs]
No, I don't think so.
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Oh, come on! You need
a new number two guy.
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I've got number two
written all over me.
A-As tempting as that sounds,
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the position's already filled.
Oh, don't worry.
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I wouldn't expect you
to hire me without first
seeing what I can do.
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Uh-huh. Did I mention
it doesn't pay very well?
I don't need any money!
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By the end of the day,
I'm gonna prove I've got what
it takes to be your sidekick.
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[Sighs]
Okay.
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[Luscious] Oh, come on,
guys. Let's do it again,
until we get it right.
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And walk, two... Left!
Left, left, left!
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My left or your left?
My left.
Always my left.
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All right.
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Kuff. Linc. Shoo!
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Nice hoof-work, butts.
My left, her left!
Whatever.
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If you've come back
for more abuse, I would
be happy to oblige.
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[Chuckling]
Now you're starting
to sound like an ex-wife.
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I don't mean to be rude,
but why don't you go die?
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Uh, one day, perhaps.
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But for now, I just
want to say...
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I'm sorry.
And what do you have to be sorry
for? We had a deal, right?
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If one of us
got caught, we agreed
to keep our mouth shut.
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Yes, but as your husband,
I had a bigger promise to keep.
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I let you down, kitten.
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Ancient history.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go fix my face.
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If I don't knock 'em dead
out there, the management's
threatening to replace me...
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with a nude mime.
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Show business.
What a killer.
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[Clicks Fingers]
Say, cookie-puss.
Here's a thrill.
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Why don't you buy the club out
from under 'em? That way they
can never tell ya it's curtains,
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because the stage
will all be yours.
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With what money?
I'm still waiting on
your alimony payments.
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Oh... [Chuckling]
Them.
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[Kissing]
Yes, those. Uh...
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I swear the check's
in the mail.
Mm.
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But in the meantime,
until they get here,
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give me one more chance
to make it up to ya!
Hmph!
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I'll even work
if I have to.
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Aw, come on, Luscious.
I'm on my knees beggin' ya.
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[Chuckles]
I'd forgotten what
a hopeless romantic you can be.
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[Laughing]
You didn't use to call me
"Otto Erotic" for nothin'.
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Ohh!
[Smooching Sounds]
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[Moaning]
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[Banging]
[Crowd]
Ooh!
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And with that,
I now declare...
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the First National Bank
of Greece open for business!
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[Hooting, Clapping]
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00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,016
Ahh! Well, you
still have your jaw.
That's a good sign.
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00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,018
No. More than that,
it's a miracle!
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She bought
my entire spiel!
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00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,988
I mean, she accepted
my apology.
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00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,526
Really? I guess some
people never learn.
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Au contraire, longhair.
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Today I learned a lesson
I'd forgotten a long time ago.
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True love never dies.
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It just... hibernates,
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laying dormant like a...
like a cold sore
waiting to fester.
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A romantic.
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00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,550
[Chattering]
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00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,021
'Scuse me, but aren't you
a friend of Hercules?
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00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:48,060
Young man, I'll have you
know that my fame is almost
as widespread as his.
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00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:52,064
Really? What have you done?
Ever seen the statue
of the Venus de Milo?
222
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,532
The one with no arms?
Mm-hmm.
223
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,571
You did that?
No, but I stole the arms, and
that's what made it a classic.
224
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,573
I guess you could say
I work in negative space.
225
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:03,576
Wow!
Then you're a real pro!
You bet.
226
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,079
I need your advice.
See, I want to impress Hercules.
227
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,599
But I just don't know
how to go about doing it.
228
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:12,049
Well, young man, you've
come to the right place.
229
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:15,588
With Hercules, first thing
you gotta do is tell him
that he looks old and fat.
230
00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,608
He loves that. Yeah,
it's a little inside joke.
Really!
231
00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:21,559
And you want to be
on the inside, don't you?
Oh, sure.
232
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,097
Yeah, who wouldn't?
Next thing I'd do is, I'd
call him by his stage name.
233
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,565
"Captain Froufrou."
Stage name?
234
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,603
Mm-hmm. It's a little ditty
he picked up during his
brief stint in show business.
235
00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:34,106
See, he used to ride
the manatees at the Athens
Aquarium Ski Spectacular.
236
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,609
Wow! What a guy!
Oh, you bet.
237
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:39,076
Oh, kid. One final tip.
238
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:42,615
There's nothing Hercules
appreciates more than someone
who can get the drop on him.
239
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:46,118
So if you can manage
somehow to put a boot print
in his ass, you're golden!
240
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,621
Thanks a lot, mister.
241
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:53,125
Oh, kid.
Kick him really hard.
242
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:59,632
Ain't I a stinker!
[Chuckling]
243
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,141
[Anxious Chattering]
244
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,109
Sheriff, what happened?
245
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,612
Somebody made a withdrawal
without having an account.
246
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,651
The bank's been robbed!
And your friend is
the main suspect.
247
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,155
[Sighs]
Autolycus.
248
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:33,565
The bank gets robbed the day
the King of Thieves shows up.
249
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,568
And, we find his grappling hook
at the scene of the crime.
250
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,038
Now, technically, we call that
an open-and-shut case.
251
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,076
Autolycus may not
be a saint, but he has
never broken his word.
252
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,079
I respect your loyalty
to your friend,
253
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,082
but I got a town
to take care of,
254
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,049
which leaves me no choice.
255
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,087
I gotta send
a posse after him.
[Sighs] I understand.
256
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,055
And if I have to bring him
in myself, I will, but...
257
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:03,095
there's something
I have to do first.
You do what you gotta do.
258
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,601
[Knocking]
"Entrez-nous"!
259
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,071
Oh, hi. Did I
come at a bad time?
260
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:17,109
When you're with me, sugar,
it's never a bad time to come.
261
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,112
Take a load out.
[Chuckles]
I mean "off."
262
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,115
Um, have-have you seen
Autolycus?
263
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,082
Not since last night.
264
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:30,122
Well, I thought you should
know there's a... there's
a warrant out for his arrest.
265
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,626
Oh, no! Old Nimble Fingers
left his hook behind, did he?
266
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:40,382
- How'd you know
it was his hook?
- Lucky guess.
267
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,136
Besides, he's always
leavin' something behind.
268
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,104
You don't seem
too broken up about it.
269
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:51,643
I stopped letting
Autolycus disappoint me
a long time ago, Hercules.
270
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,646
Maybe you should try
doing the same.
271
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,149
I thought
you'd forgiven him.
272
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,618
What's the point
in holding a grudge?
273
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:06,658
These hands have more...
valuable things to hold.
Yeah.
274
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,162
Sure you can't stay a while?
275
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,165
Um... [Gulps]
No.
276
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,168
But, you know, thanks.
I've...
277
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,423
I've got a thief to catch.
278
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,176
- Mm.
- And, uh, I, uh...
279
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,684
I have to find Autolycus
too... [Chuckles]
280
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:38,190
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
[Laughing]
281
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,695
His loss.
282
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,699
Hello!
[Groans]
283
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,203
[Chuckles]
Oh, yeah. That hurt.
284
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,959
You all right?
[In Falsetto]
Yep.
285
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,212
Everything looks A-okay
from here.
286
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,715
You, uh, need any help
getting up?
287
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:08,185
Nah. I think
I'll just stay here.
288
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:13,225
- Keep an eye on things.
- You haven't by any chance
seen my friend, have you?
289
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,192
That guy Autolycus?
Yeah.
290
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,230
- Man, it's a small world!
- So you've seen him?
291
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:23,235
- How did you know that?
- Klunter, focus.
292
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,203
[Coins Rattling]
293
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,705
Saw him a little while ago.
294
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,209
- On the other side of town.
- Thanks.
295
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,247
Oh, by the way,
you're looking old and fat,
296
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,249
Captain Froufrou.
297
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,253
I don't wanna know.
298
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,260
Barkeep, give me a glass
of your finest cheap stuff.
299
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,727
And don't be stingy.
This is a celebration.
300
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,231
What's the occasion?
New beginnings,
my good man.
301
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,768
Until my old lady
let me off the hook
for what a heel I'd been,
302
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:01,273
I had no idea
how guilty I'd felt
all these years. Hmph!
303
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,742
[Laughs]
To ex-wives everywhere.
304
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,779
May they forgive us all!
[Man]
Hear, hear!
305
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,248
Has anyone seen this man?
306
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:15,287
- Talk about toast.
- You're under arrest for
the robbery of the town bank.
307
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,792
[Spitting, Coughing]
Well, I guess the drinks
are on me!
308
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,295
- Grab him!
- [Grunting, Groaning]
309
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,304
- After him!
- Come on! Whoa-ho-ho!
310
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,309
Let's split up!
He went thataway!
311
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,311
[Shouting]
312
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,817
He's gotta be
over here!
313
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,320
You look down that way!
314
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,790
[Leather Creaking]
315
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:57,579
Now I know why
those guys yodel.
316
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:01,333
- [Shouting Continues]
- [Laughing]
317
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,836
Well, this is no time
to stand here with my schnitzel
flapping in the breeze.
318
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,106
?? Yodelay-ee-who??
Stop!
319
00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:09,306
- Thief!
- Huh? Thief?
320
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,344
Oh, lederhosen,
don't fail me now!
321
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,347
[Shouting, Indistinct]
322
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:43,375
Whoa-ho-ho!
[Clucking]
323
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,870
[Laughing]
324
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,409
You're not so tough now,
are ya? [Laughing]
Come on!
325
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:21,413
- Hey, come on!
We can lift this!
- Whoa-ho-ho!
326
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:35,927
Whoop! Hey!
Hoo-hoo!
327
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,438
Oh, gee! Ha!
328
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:56,448
- Oh, fig...
- You looking for this?
329
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,416
Oh, Hercules.
Thank the gods.
330
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:04,456
Care to fill me in on the joke?
Sorry, Autolycus,
but I'm not laughing.
331
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:09,961
I have to bring you in,
for your own good.
[Sighs] Well.
332
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,465
All right. A man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
333
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,468
Duck, it's Hera!
334
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,935
Would you believe Zeus?
335
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,973
A flying Hydra
with the runs?
336
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,978
There he is!
Grab him!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
337
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,945
There'll be no lynching
here today.
338
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:32,984
But he stole our money!
[Sighs]
That's for a jury to decide.
339
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,988
I'm afraid the verdict
is already in, Hercules.
340
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,990
I'm guilty.
341
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,098
[Quacking]
342
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,566
You gave me your word
you wouldn't rob the bank.
343
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:52,104
I don't know
who's dumber, Hercules...
me for getting caught,
344
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,571
or you for taking
the word of a thief.
345
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:58,075
I know what you're doing.
And it's not going to work.
346
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:01,578
If you mean rotting here
in the hoosegow, it seems
to be working just fine.
347
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:06,118
You're protecting her. Luscious
robbed the bank, and now
you're taking the fall for her.
348
00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:09,121
Take a look at my
business card, Hercules.
What does it say?
349
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,125
"For a good time..."
[Chuckling]
Wrong one.
350
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,878
There. See? It says
the "King of Thieves."
What does that tell ya?
351
00:23:16,913 --> 00:23:20,132
It tells me, you're
too good at what you do
to make me believe...
352
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:23,135
that youaccidentallyleft
your grappling hook behind.
353
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:28,105
Oh, yeah? Maybe
I did it on purpose, huh?
354
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,643
Subconsciously. To keep
myself from being a bad
influence on the kids!
355
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,147
See, Hercules? You
finally rubbed off on me.
356
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,116
Well, old friend.
Good-bye.
357
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:42,654
Why don't we just make that,
"See you later"?
358
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,664
Paying your last
respects, are you?
359
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,434
Last respects?
360
00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:58,135
Yeah. Your friend.
361
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:01,673
[Chuckles]
Since when has robbery
become punishable by death?
362
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,693
Since he robbed this town
of everything it's got.
363
00:24:04,728 --> 00:24:07,644
[Scoffs]
Without money,
we can't grow crops.
364
00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:11,648
Without crops, we can't eat.
What if I were to get
your money back for you?
365
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:15,187
It wouldn't change what
happened, but your people would
be back on their feet again.
366
00:24:15,222 --> 00:24:17,689
All right, Hercules.
367
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:21,693
You find that money
by sundown, and I'll
consider your proposition.
368
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:24,661
Good.
You don't,
369
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:27,699
and that friend of yours
will never need another hat.
370
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:34,206
[Mooing]
371
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,213
[Man Imitating Mooing]
372
00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:53,725
Klunter?
373
00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:58,195
[Voice Echoing]
Wow. You're good.
374
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:02,234
I try.
What do you think?
"Master of disguise."
375
00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,236
Can your sidekick do this?
376
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:09,240
[Chuckles]
Not that I've ever
noticed, no.
377
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,744
Man! He must be better
than I thought. Here!
378
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,711
- Try my milk.
- [Laughs]
379
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:18,250
You know, why don't I not?
[Bull Roaring]
380
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:24,756
Besides, l-I should
be going. I don't want
to interrupt your date.
381
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,760
- Mydate?
- That is one horny bull.
382
00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,263
[Frantic Mooing]
383
00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:33,765
- [Growling]
- [Shrieking]
384
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,268
???? [Jazz Combo]
385
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,276
???? [Humming]
386
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,786
Hope you didn't come
totalkagain.
387
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,790
I just can't stand
all this teasing.
388
00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,293
Actually, I came
to say good-bye.
389
00:26:01,328 --> 00:26:03,795
- Good-bye?
- Yeah.
390
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,798
Autolycus is gonna be
executed at sundown,
and I...
391
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,266
can't stick around
to watch that happen.
392
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:12,304
Executed?
L-I thought he was just
going to the slammer.
393
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:15,307
Yeah, well, so did I.
Until the sheriff
told me otherwise.
394
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:19,311
[Chuckles] You know, what's
really sad is that Autolycus
didn't even get all the money.
395
00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:22,814
What do you mean?
Well, you see,
there's this false wall.
396
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:24,816
At the back of the vault.
And behind it...
397
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,819
is where they hide
all the real valuables.
Therealvaluables?
398
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,821
Oh, you know.
The priceless kind.
399
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,789
Rubies,
family heirlooms...
Diamonds?
400
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,827
Yeah, I think so.
Anyway, I guess it's
true, what they say:
401
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:39,331
A life of crime
just doesn't pay.
[Laughing]
402
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,833
Yeah, well. It was
nice meeting you.
403
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:45,837
Toodles.
Diamonds!
[Chuckles]
404
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:30,382
- Hello, again. Will you
let me have a look?
- [Tumblers Clicking]
405
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:35,887
"Doctor, is it..."
"What seems to be
the trouble?"
406
00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:38,355
[Latch Clicking]
Hmm.
407
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,357
"You sound a little congested."
408
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,894
"We'll clear that cash
right out of there."
409
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,898
"Don't worry about a thing.
You're safe with me!"
410
00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:48,900
[Latch Clicks]
[Laughing]
411
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,913
[Grunting]
412
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,170
- [Gasps]
- You are so busted.
413
00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:11,923
You're not the first
to notice.
414
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,391
What? Coming!
415
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:17,429
Well, that's my ride.
Catch you on the flip-flop!
416
00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:20,397
No, the only place
you're going is jail.
417
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,935
Thanks, but I've already
been there. For a crime
I didn't commit.
418
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,903
So the way I see it,
I've got a freebie coming.
419
00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:30,442
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but this is the second time
you've been here.
420
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:34,911
True. But I didn't
steal anything this time.
421
00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:37,949
So why don't you just
make it easy on yourself,
and forget you ever saw me?
422
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:41,202
- [Sighs]
It's never easy.
- I know kung fu...
423
00:28:41,237 --> 00:28:43,920
karate, and three or four
other Eastern words.
424
00:28:43,955 --> 00:28:47,459
- You don't wanna mess with me.
- [Sighs] We all have to do
things we don't wanna do.
425
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:55,967
- That's not bad.
- "L" for Luscious.
426
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:07,979
[Gasping]
You know what?
You're pretty good.
427
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,482
Three years with
the Flying Piazzu Brothers
Circus.
428
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,984
No kidding! You know,
I caught your show in Corinth.
429
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:16,755
Hey, was that
Lizard Lady for real?
430
00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:20,492
- Iguana with a wig.
- Thought so.
431
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:47,984
- Hmm?
- Go ahead.
432
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:51,488
Do it.
I'd do it to you.
433
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:55,276
No, you wouldn't.
You're basically a good person,
just like Autolycus.
434
00:29:55,311 --> 00:29:59,030
Which is why you won't be
able to live with yourself
if he dies today.
435
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:05,036
Maybe. But I'm doubly sure
I won't be able to live with
myself if I die in his place.
436
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:09,541
You won't have to.
The sheriff's agreed
to drop the charges...
437
00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:12,043
if the money
is returned by sundown.
438
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:15,046
You'd do that for me?
439
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,549
You'd let me return the money
without turning me in?
440
00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:20,016
Like you said,
you did your time.
441
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:22,053
Return the money,
and there's no harm done.
442
00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:27,058
Besides, you were
married to Autolycus.
443
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,528
And that was
punishment enough.
444
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:34,566
[Rooster Crowing,
Chickens Clucking]
445
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:42,574
That's all she wrote,
Mr. King of Thieves.
446
00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:45,094
What's the rush,
Dudley Do-Right?
447
00:30:45,129 --> 00:30:47,579
I haven't even
touched my dessert!
448
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,547
You'll get your dessert,
all right. Your just dessert.
449
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:55,086
- [Laughs Sadistically]
- Nothin' like a funny
executioner.
450
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,595
[Man]
There's the thief!
451
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:08,600
[Screaming]
452
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,603
Ah, my adoring fans
have come to rescue me.
453
00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:19,110
I'll take fries with that.
[Man]
He won't get away with this!
454
00:31:22,113 --> 00:31:24,616
Well, that's "noose" to me.
455
00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:32,090
The loot's
right through here.
456
00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,092
[Sighs]
457
00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:41,564
- [Shuts Latch]
- Uh-oh.
458
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:47,105
[Yowling] Let's just
forget about Autolycus
and live in the now.
459
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,572
Shall we?
460
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:51,574
You don't want
to do this, Luscious.
461
00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:53,611
All right. Enough of
the gentleman routine.
462
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,115
You can't just walk around
looking like... you...
463
00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:59,082
and play hard to get.
464
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:04,122
It's false advertising.
[Stammering] Like
I said, you don't wanna...
465
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:13,881
do this.
Say it again.
466
00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:18,136
I dare ya.
[Chuckles]
467
00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:21,139
[Stuttering]
468
00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:24,107
You don't wanna do this.
And why not?
469
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:26,644
Well, because you're
just trying to get back
at Autolycus.
470
00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:28,663
[Scoffs]
What are you talking about?
471
00:32:28,698 --> 00:32:30,613
I already said
I'd help him, didn't I?
472
00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:33,616
Well, that's why
you're doing this now,
isn't it?
473
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:37,655
Knowing I'm his friend,
to find some other way
to punish him, huh?
474
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:42,160
[Sighs, Clicks Tongue]
Rats!
475
00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:44,662
[Gasps]
Oh, boy!
476
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:51,134
[Panting]
477
00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:54,672
I know how mad you are.
I mean, I would be too!
478
00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:58,176
But... he's willing to die
to show you he's sorry.
479
00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:01,679
L-I think it's time
to forgive him. Huh?
480
00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:05,183
[Sighs, Scoffs]
481
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:09,152
At least tell me it was
hard to say no to me.
482
00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:14,192
[Sighs]
Believe me, I've... done
things that were a lot easier.
483
00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:23,951
So. You coming?
484
00:33:23,986 --> 00:33:27,205
I mean... let's go.
485
00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:30,173
- [Laughing]
- Stretch his neck!
486
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,711
- Where is my money?
- Stretch his pretty
little neck!
487
00:33:33,746 --> 00:33:37,215
Back! Give us some room.
Please. Come on! Out of the way!
488
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:46,224
Unhand me, you swine!
489
00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:50,228
If I'm to face death,
I'll do so bravely.
490
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:56,234
[Weeping]
491
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,248
Do you have
any last words?
492
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,502
Why, yes, my good man.
Thanks for asking.
493
00:34:14,537 --> 00:34:16,719
I just happen to have
a few last words.
494
00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:22,260
- No, no. We've heard enough.
- And, in no particular order,
they are:
495
00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:27,765
Aardvark.
Abode. Abnormal.
496
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:32,770
Abominable. Absolute!
Abyssinia.
497
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:37,275
Now, you're sure
this is everything?
Don't you trust me?
498
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,282
Oh, all right!
499
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,286
[Clicks Tongue]
Rats!
500
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,790
- Happy now?
- Yes. Thank you.
501
00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:55,758
Hey!
That's our heist money.
502
00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:59,797
[Scoffs]
Let me guess. You, uh,
stole it fair and square.
503
00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:03,301
That's right!
And Luscious is
stealin' it back.
504
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:07,270
She switched teams.
Saddle up, boys!
505
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:10,773
- [Growling]
- Where did all these guys
come from?
506
00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:13,811
Did I forget to mention
that I have a gang that
might not take too kindly...
507
00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:16,814
- to what we're doing?
- [Hercules, Sighing]
It's always something.
508
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,817
All right. I don't want
any trouble. Here's your money.
509
00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:34,832
[Gasps]
All right. Showtime.
510
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:16,339
Uh, Nimrod!
Nincompoop!
511
00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:19,377
Nemesis. Necrophilia.
[Man] When's the show
gonna start?
512
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:02,420
[Groans]
I'm gettin' too old
for this.
513
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:09,427
- [Sighs]
- Did you see that?
514
00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:12,430
Yeah, it was a nice job.
Duck!
515
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:18,185
Now can I be your sidekick?
516
00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:20,938
- No!
- [Grunting, Yelling]
517
00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:27,945
- Pardon me.
- [Screaming]
518
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:34,452
Well, that about does it!
See ya later!
519
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:39,457
[Mutters] "I'll see ya later!"
Oh, you're funny, you know that?
Very funny!
520
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:46,429
Oh, yeah.
We're a team.
521
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:51,469
Z-Zymoscope.
Zymosis?
[Snoring]
522
00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:56,474
Zymurgy. And of course,
who could forget, "Zyzzyva."
523
00:37:56,509 --> 00:37:58,441
[Laughs]
[Snores]
524
00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,978
[Chattering]
Well, I guess that's it.
525
00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,485
Um, Sheriff.
Yeah. Oh!
526
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,954
Get on with it!
Get on with it!
527
00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:15,958
[Coughs]
Uh, do you have any
last... requests?
528
00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:20,498
- [All Groaning]
- No, no, people. Come on, now.
There are rules.
529
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,501
You know what
I'd really like?
530
00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:26,969
A nice, ripe peach!
531
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:30,508
But... peaches
are out of season.
I'll wait.
532
00:38:30,543 --> 00:38:32,475
Oh, no...
Come on!
533
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:36,514
You been stalling
long enough.
[Whimpers]
534
00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:39,016
Yes, he has.
535
00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,018
Time to tell everyone
the truth, Autolycus.
536
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,486
[Chuckles]
Oh, my hero!
537
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:48,025
- You can untie him now, Sheriff.
- I can, but I won't.
538
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:50,493
I see you, but
I don't see the money.
539
00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:54,031
That's because it's
in the bank, where
it's supposed to be.
540
00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:58,536
You see, this was all a test.
Wasn't it, Autolycus?
541
00:38:58,571 --> 00:39:02,004
Uh, yeah. Test.
542
00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:06,043
- [Chuckling] Yes, of course!
- What better way to make sure
that your bank...
543
00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:10,047
is as secure as it can be,
than to have it tested by
the King of Thieves himself?
544
00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:13,015
[Chuckles]
We've identified all
the possible weaknesses,
545
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:16,554
and you can rest
assured that your money
is perfectly... safe.
546
00:39:16,589 --> 00:39:18,556
[Cheering]
547
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,026
- Let him go.
- [Laughing]
548
00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:27,064
No "noose" is good "noose."
What a fickle crowd!
549
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:31,318
But in this case,
I'm all for it.
550
00:39:31,353 --> 00:39:34,071
- Let them eat cake!
- [Cheering]
551
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:39,577
Yeah. Have you ever heard
this thing, "Never look
a gift horse in the mouth"?
552
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:42,079
Sure, and "Don't stand
to close to his ass," either.
553
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,551
Get this buckle.
554
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,589
After all this time
wanting to get back at you,
now I owe you an apology.
555
00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:54,091
Oh, let's just call
it even, kitten.
556
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:58,095
[Both Laughing]
557
00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:01,063
You look beautiful.
558
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:03,601
[Together]
I was thinking...
559
00:40:04,101 --> 00:40:06,103
- What I meant to say...
[Chuckling]
- I just meant...
560
00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:09,106
You first.
No. You.
561
00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,609
[Sighs]
562
00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:15,112
Well, I've been walking around
for a long time now.
563
00:40:15,147 --> 00:40:18,115
And the last memory
I have of you is one that...
564
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,082
I regret.
565
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:24,622
And, uh, I'd like
the chance to change that.
566
00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:28,090
[Chuckles]
567
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:31,128
What'd you have in mind?
Let me buy you dinner?
568
00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:35,132
Oh, yeah?
Sure you wanna do that?
569
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:41,138
I've got very
expensive tastes.
570
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:44,141
A woman after my own heart.
571
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:49,647
[Crowd Cheering]
[Man]
Bring out Luscious!
572
00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:55,152
- Luscious?
- The stage beckons!
573
00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:00,157
When you kissed me before,
in your dressing room,
574
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,661
did you mean that,
or was that just...
575
00:41:03,696 --> 00:41:06,163
part of your act?
[Chuckles]
576
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:13,170
Guess you'll just have to
stick around and find out.
577
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:18,140
[Sighs]
578
00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:21,143
And now, the woman
you've all been waiting for:
579
00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:25,683
The wind beneath your wings,
the zippity in your doo-dah...
580
00:41:25,718 --> 00:41:29,186
Luscious Deluxe!
581
00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:34,692
???? [Jazz]
582
00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:45,953
?? I'm back in business
You know what I mean??
583
00:41:45,988 --> 00:41:50,673
?? Got all my assets
Where they need to be??
584
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:55,713
?? And if you see me coming
Just don't stop and stare??
585
00:41:56,213 --> 00:42:00,718
?? Let's find out
what the market will bear??
586
00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:06,723
?? Goin' to give it
All I've got??
587
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:11,228
?? As you can see
I've got a lot??
588
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:16,233
?? I'm a high-risk venture
With a low, low fee??
589
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:18,753
Ah, the mystery
that is woman.
590
00:42:18,788 --> 00:42:21,203
Brother, you said
a mouthful.
591
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:23,205
Just wish I could have
helped her buy this place.
592
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,208
Ah, don't worry.
I helped her get a loan
at the bank.
593
00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:28,746
Soon as
the paperwork goes through,
this place will be hers.
594
00:42:28,781 --> 00:42:31,015
Wait. Let me get
this right.
595
00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:33,215
The bankgives
you money?
Sure!
596
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:35,217
With a viable cosigner
and a clean credit rating,
597
00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:37,219
you'll get a fixed-term loan
amortized over 30 seasons...
598
00:42:37,254 --> 00:42:39,757
which is really preferable
to an A.R.M., because it
protects you...
599
00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:41,759
from fluctuating interest rates.
What are the rates now?
600
00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:45,262
Eight and a half percent.
Eight and a half?
That's highway robbery!
601
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:49,732
Say! I gotta get
into this bank racket.
602
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:52,770
Autolycus, I think
you may have found
your calling.
603
00:42:52,805 --> 00:42:55,272
[Laughing]
?? No more just around
the corner??
604
00:42:55,307 --> 00:42:59,293
?? No more right around
the bend??
605
00:42:59,328 --> 00:43:03,280
?? You know I'm back
in business??
606
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:08,786
?? Again??
607
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:13,290
??
?? I'm back in business again??
608
00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,293
???? [Saxophone]
609
00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:25,569
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