All language subtitles for Hercules- The Legendary Journeys - S05E22 - Revelations

[ Man ]
Previously on Hercules.

Temptation comes to everyone
sooner or later, lolaus.

Although you were led astray,
you are and always have been...

a servant of the Light,

and so you have
earned your place in it.

I have come
to take you home.

Good-bye, lolaus.

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Screaming ] [ Michael
Continues Speaking Latin ]

lolaus!
[ Gasps ]

Please help me! They're
gonna hurt my sister!

[ Panting ]
Your sister?

[ Exhales ]
Sure. Yeah.

Come on! I'll be right behind you.

Whoa. No more stewed possum
for me. Whew!

We beseech you,
mighty God of War,

accept our offering
of flesh and blood...

to assure our victory
in the coming battle.

- [ Woman ] Ares, save us!
- [ Man ] Kill the virgin!

[ Grunts ]

[ Continues Grunting ]

Huh?
Hi.

I'll take it from here.

- [ Yells ]
- [ Gasping ]

How dare you!

Believe me.
It wasn't that hard.

What is wrong
with you people?

War requires sacrifice,
Hercules.

They're trying to save their
sons if this war can be averted.

By killing
their daughters?

If you really want to save
lives, sit down with your enemy...

and work out a peace
you can all live with.

Save your preaching
for the faithful.

You may have no respect for the
gods, but we can't afford not to.

I can see that.
Excuse me.

If you're thinking about buying
Ares' good grace, think again.

He doesn't have any.

Take your money back.
Please?

Well, you've assured our defeat.
Congratulations.

That's mine!
That's not yours!

[ lolaus ]
Hercules!

Hercules!

Need your help.

End...

of the world.

Definitely
no more possum stew.

[ Man Narrating ] This is
the story of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power...

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

Hail!

I owe you my life,
Hercules.

It's your sister you should
thank. She brought me here.

I've been raising Mia
since she was born.

Our parents were killed
in the Trojan War.

From what I can tell, you've
done a great job in raising her.

Thanks, Hercules.
You're welcome.

We should
get going now.

Yeah.
Bye.

See you, Hercules! Bye-bye.

Be safe.

Hi.

Mmm. Virgins.
Gotta love 'em.

And I mean that.

Oh, goody.
Now my day's complete.

I thought you'd outgrown
virgin sacrifices.

What can I say?
I'm a child at heart.

The truth is,
I didn't ask for this.

Mortals have been
kinda irritable lately.

I don't know what's gotten into them, but I'm
not the kind to look a gift horse in the mouth.

You didn't start all this? No,
they're doing it all on their own.

And I think they could go
all the way. I am so proud.

Enjoy it while it lasts,
'cause I'm about to stop it.

Well, that's new.

Mmm?

[ Sighs ]

Hercules!

- [ Mutters ] Great.
- [ Laughing ]

Hey, Falafel. Wow. It's
nice to see a familiar face.

Speaking of which, can I
interest you in a fun mirror?

I'd love to, but I kinda have
a war to stop before it starts.

Tell me about it. Food rations
forced me to give up my stand.

- And that's a bad thing, right?
- Hmm?

[ Both Laughing ]

Try this.

I look like a Cyclops.

See?
You're having fun already!

Yes, I am. Now, wait till you see this.

Try this one.
Yeah.

The Peloponnesian Plains.

N- No time!

Is something wrong?

I'm sorry, Falafel, but
this isn't my idea of fun.

Special discounts
for valued customers!

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Continues In Latin ]

[ Roaring ]

My people
are demanding war.

As are mine.

We are kings, you and I.

We must do what's best
for our people,

even at the risk
of our own popularity.

Agreed. Let's meet at
sundown to negotiate.

Can we trust them,
my lord?

I imagine they're asking
themselves the same question.

The king!
What's happened?

Shoot! Over there! Kill them. [ Groans ]

No!

- Charge!
- [ Soldiers Shouting ]

Charge!
[ Soldiers Shouting ]

I had this battleground
scheduled for next week.

Looks like the locals
have gone proactive on me.

Aah!
Oh, now,that...

is what I call
a healthy exchange of ideas!

Yes! Author! Author!
[ Chortling ]

Hey, hey, people! Energy!
Focus! Work with me here!

[ lolaus ]
Hercules!

Going to get... worse.

Help me.

Okay, now I know
I'm not imagining that.

Help me.

[ Grunting ]

Hi, buddy.

[ Grunts ]
Whoa!

Wh... Who are you?

Hercules, it's me!
[ Stammering ]

Don't touch me.
Wait, it's me!

It's lolaus!
It's me!

- lolaus?
- Yeah! I'm back!

Really? Yeah, really!
This is me, Hercules!

It's me!
It's lolaus?

Yeah!
[ Laughing ]

[ Both Laughing ]

Buddy!
Look at you!

Wait.
W- W-W-W-Wait, wait, wait!

How could...
This can't be possible.

I
- I know. It's kind of hard to understand.

But, Hercules, I'm back.

I mean, I'm not completely
back. There is... But I'm back.

And I'm not, "I'm gonna kill
you" or anything like that.

It's really me,
and I'm here!

Well, you act
like you're lolaus.

It's 'cause I am the lolaus
you know. Look! Hey! Whoo!

Hello, little buddy!
Hey! It's me!

Even if I am hallucinating, it
sure is good to see you again!

You too!
lolaus.

But how?

Uh... you better
sit down, Hercules.

Um, I...
[ Sighs ]

You know, I wish I could
explain this to you,

tell you about
where I've been.

It's like I...

I didn't realize before that there
was so much more beyond our world.

I mean, beyond
what we can even imagine.

- Sounds great.
- No!

No, no, no, no.
It's better than great.

It's like I have been
living in a perfect light.

You know, the only word I can
use to describe it is, uh...

bliss.

Wow.
Yeah.

Uh-oh.

- Uh-oh?
- What?

What what? You said "uh-oh. " When you
say "uh-oh," it usually means trouble.

I said "uh-oh" because you wouldn't
have come back if there wasn't trouble.

- Have you ever been wrong?
- I thought so once, but I was wrong.

Right.

Hercules, there's something
you'd better see.

Uh-oh.

It's one
of the four seals.

The four seals?
Yeah.

See, um, the Light
has Guardians.

Uh, in fact,
I'm one of them now.

You?
Yeah.

Really?
Yeah.

This is a good thing,
right?

Well, originally
there were four,

but, uh, when the Light decided to
invite others into the club, so to speak,

the first four,
they turned against him.

So they didn't like
to share. No kidding.

And, anyway,
these, uh...

these Four Horsemen carry the
four plagues of Armageddon,

which would be, oh, you know,
pestilence, war, famine and...

death.

See, at first the Light had them all
imprisoned so no harm would come to the world.

And now someone's
setting them free.

Yeah, a, uh,
a Guardian of the Light.

And every time he breaks a seal,
another Horseman is released.

Along with another plague.

Along with another plague.

Well, if all four
are released...

[ Sighs ]

They'll have enough power
to destroy mankind.

Correct.

Kill me.

The tracks go this way. Yeah, looks
like Michael's got a head start.

[ Laughing ]

Well, well. The dynamic duo
are together again.

Wait. Aren't you dead?

[ Gasping ]
He's just visiting.

Why don't you be
annoying someplace else?

[ Chuckles ] Lucky for you I'm
in a good mood, little brother.

War's on an all-time high; greed
and hatred are running rampant.

I don't know what's going on,
but I love it!

Hyah!
Moo...

He shoots, he kills!
That was a cow.

Udder destruction.

At least
he's having fun.

Fun? Oh, this is way
past fun. This is bliss.

I've never felt
so alive.

If this keeps up, I can pay back Dad
for all the spankings he's given me.

As usual, Ares, you're lost in
your own delusions of grandeur.

Yeah? Well, you're a
hypocrite. Hypocrite?

- What?
- That's right, pretty boy.

Always getting bent out of shape
when the gods interfere with humanity.

Well, this time I got nothing to
do with what's going on around here,

and you're the one
interfering.

[ Chuckles ] I don't have
time for this conversation.

- The world's about to end, and we have work to do.
- Whoa, whoa.

The world is about to end?

That's right.

- You're bluffing.
- Okay, I'm bluffing. See ya.

Boy. Poor Ares. Have to
work it out for himself.

I guess so, but in a
way I envy him. Envy him?

Sure. I mean,
ignorance is bliss.

I hate when they do that.

Yaaah!

Show me the mark.

We have company.

Deal with them,
and be quick about it.

I wanted to ask you...
I just wanted...

You first.
No, no, after you.

[ Chuckles ] Uh, you
know, I- I-I know you...

you said
you'd forgiven me...

for what happened
with Dahak.

lolaus, I didn't just
say it. I meant it.

The last thing I want is for
you to beat yourself up...

over something that wasn't your
fault... it's ancient history.

I'm just... I'm just
glad to see you again.

Hercules, I have to
tell you something.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, uh-oh.

I- I can't stay.

When this is over,
I have to go back.

Because?

Because I didn't exactly get a leave
of absence to come here, you know.

I- I kinda snuck out.

We're not allowed
to do that.

Technically speaking, we're not
supposed to get involved with people.

Oh, come on. Nobody
ever follows that policy.

Yeah, but these guys are...
[ Shudders ]

Yeah.

So, how long before
you have to go back?

Well, it's only a matter of time
before they figure out I'm gone.

Wow.
Yeah.

I wish I could stay,
Hercules. Really, I do.

I know I made it out to be kinda perfect,
being a Guardian of the Light and all.

But, well, the truth is,
they don't have everything.

There's no fishing trips, no
women, no monsters to fight.

No women.

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

I know it...

It hasn't been the same
without you down here either.

By the way...
What?

Duck.
Huh?

- [ Roars ]
- Aah!

A friend of yours?

Uh, we haven't been
formally introduced.

[ Continues Roaring ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, he sure has a serious
ax to grind. [ Giggles ] Funny.

You sure he missed us?
Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay, you know the routine. Okay.

- [ Grunts ]
- [ Yells ]

- Whoops. Too high.
- [ lolaus ] Hercules!

- [ Groans ]
- [ lolaus Continues Yelling ]

- [ Groans ]
- Works every time.

Wow.
That's a little high.

- That's what I call turning the other cheek.
- Hyah!

I got him... Aah!

I got him!

Nice try.

Hyah!

[ Roaring, Groaning ]

War.
[ Grunts ]

What's it good for?
Absolutely nothin'.

[ Panting, Sighing ]

Hey, uh, a little high on the
throw, I thought. I was way up there.

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Shrieking, Roaring ]

You bought me
all the time I needed.

[ lolaus ] The Second
Horseman's been released.

And that would be famine.

Keep back! [ Woman ]
You've got more than enough!

This is my food! I'm
starving! [ All Shouting ]

Come back here!
Come back here!

- Please, sir...
- Keep back!

- I don't need much, just enough for my little sister.
- Keep back, or I'll cut ya!

Didn't your mother tell you
never to play with knives?

- Let me go.
- That's a good idea. Why don't you go?

[ Onlookers Shouting ]

Hey, hey, hey!

We're doing everything
we can to stop this.

But you have to look out for
each other, especially now.

Please, whatever you
have, just... share.

Here.
Thank you.

And you?
Yes.

Are you all right? Yes.
But there's no food left.

Here.
Thank you.

- We're running out of time.
- What's going on, Hercules?

Hopefully I'll have time
to explain later.

But for now, you two just
stay indoors and be careful.

Go on.
Okay.

We've gotta stop Michael.
It's easier said than done.

He's more powerful than
anything we've been up against.

Set me straight on something.

Michael's a Guardian of
the Light, right? Right.

And the Light banished the
Four Horsemen from Earth. Yeah.

So why would he betray the Light
by releasing them again?

He didn't
betray the Light.

The Light
sent him here.

I thought it wanted to
keep the forces locked away.

Well, at first it did,
but...

the Light is not too happy with
what's been going on around here.

Well, look around,
Hercules.

You know,
people have changed.

There hasn't been a night
in over a thousand winters...

that someone hasn't been
murdered or robbed or beaten.

And believe me,
someone is keeping track.

And this same someone...

has come to the conclusion that
it's better to destroy everything?

Well, it depends
on how you look at it.

You could say
we're starting over.

Whose side are you on,
lolaus?

[ Sighs ] I came back
to warn you, didn't I?

Yeah.

The hungry usually make
the best warriors.

But thestarving
can't even hold up a sword!

We don't have time
for your puppet show, Ares.

Look, I had a pretty nice
little war going here,

then someone started
messing with the food.

- You and your little playmate know who it is. I want names.
- [ Whispers ] "Playmate"?

Gee, lolaus, sounds to me like
Ares is asking for our help.

No! Really?
Yeah!

See,
what I'm saying is,

when I find whoever's responsible for
taking the food out of my soldiers' mouths,

I'm gonna get him, see,

I'm gonna rip his head off,

reach down his throat
and pull out...

Where did you get all this
hostility? He was born that way. Sad.

Enough!
[ Yells ]

I want names!

Well, you're not gonna
be able to miss Michael.

He's not exactly from here.

Michael? Cool. Let's go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not
doing anything. You understand?

- You don't want my help?
- Not only do I not want your help, I don't need it.

Have you forgotten
who you're talking to?

You are talking to Ares,
God of War, and I have spoken!

- Oh, boy.
- You want a fight?

Well, you've come
to the right place. Yeah.

Living in his own
little world.

Mmm.

For the first time in my life, I can
actually say I'm worried about him.

Hmm.

Show me the mark.

Boys, it's time to crack open
a barrel of whup-ass.

Destroy them.

Charge!
[ Yelling ]

So that's how
you wanna play it, huh?

[ Grunts ]

[ Yells, Groans ]

[ Growling ]

Et tu,War?

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Shrieking ]

[ Growling ]

[ Horse Whinnies ]

Aaah!

[ Gagging ]

[ Screaming, Yelling ]

[ Screams ]

Boy, this is bad. If Death
gets released, it's all over.

If it wasn't the end of the world,
this'd be a nice vacation spot.

Your sense of humor has gotten pretty
nihilistic lately, don't you think?

Yeah...
What's "nihilistic"?

[ Thunderclap ]

Ares.

Looks like we're gonna have to
do this the old-fashioned way.

You will not prevail, godling.
Spare yourself the humiliation.

Oh, I will,

just as soon as
you kiss my ax!

I warned you.

[ Yelling ]

[ Exhales ]

It's quiet.

It's too quiet.

[ Ares Yelling ]

[ Groans ]

Aah!

Oh, yeah!
Now I'm startin' to get angry!

[ Moans ]

You are interfering in something
that does not concern you.

I can say the same
for you.

Understand this:

You are an insect...

caught in the path
of a hurricane.

You have no power
to stop it,

and no shelter
can protect you.

Such is the way of things.

Then you have nothing to worry about, so you can
go about your business and I'll go about mine.

lolaus.

[ Sighs ]

You have violated
a sacred trust...

by warning a mortal
of the Reckoning,

and you will atone.

Oh, I hate atoning.

Excuse me,
but I'm only half mortal.

Yeah, he has
a good point.

Mankind has squandered
its gifts.

Time and time again, it has chosen
to turn its back upon the Light.

And so the time has come
to purify the world.

I am not going to let you punish
everyone for the crimes of a few.

We cannot be defeated,

not even by one
of your strength.

Our success is preordained.

You need not concern yourself, Hercules.

Your place in the realm of the
Light has already been assured.

But if you continue to pursue
this futile quest,

you'll be forever banished
into darkness.

Is that supposed to be a
threat or a bribe? It was both.

Mm-hmm.

My place is among people.

I wouldn't want to be a part of anything
that didn't understand how important they are.

Your faith is misplaced.

I don't think so.

But it's a faith
I'm willing to die for.

And you will.

Yeah.

There's only one Horseman left. Death.

And if he gets loose...
He won't.

When I get my hands on that
holy freak, it's... Aaah! Aaah!

[ Sighs ] Do the world
a favor, Ares... go home.

Hey, you can't beat Michael and his
little friends without me, and you know it.

And what, exactly,
do you bring to the table?

Good looks?

Look, I'll consider this
if... onlyif...

you're willing to work
together as a team.

I'm the God of War. I'm not
supposed to be a team player.

But I don't want the world
to end any more than you do.

- Then we do this my way.
- Whatever it takes to stop Michael.

- Where's he headed?
- After the last seal.

Could be anywhere.
Maybe not.

Huh?

War was imprisoned in earth.
Famine, in water.

Pestilence, in the air. Brilliant!

So what?

My brother...
a genius.

There's only
one element missing.

Show me the mark.

Hercules.

Our adversary is living up
to his reputation.

[ Horses Whinnying ]

He cannot be allowed
to interfere.

- Go!
- [ Horsemen Roaring ]

[ Roaring Continues ]

You looking for us?

Those two generals you
toasted... they're my favorites.

Do I smell... rematch?

Yeah!

- [ Horses Whinnying ]
- [ Grunting, Shouting ]

Any more ideas?
Running's good!

[ Speaking Latin ]

And so it ends.

You got that right.

But not in your favor.

[ Yells, Groans ]

Oh!

Weigh your decision
carefully, Hercules.

It will determine
your destiny.

I wouldn't have it
any other way.

[ Yells, Groans ]

Now that I'm warmed up...

Remind me again
why I'm doing this.

Gotta buy Hercules
some more time.

That bought us
about three seconds.

[ Roaring Continues ]

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh?

Yeah. See, when I say
"uh-oh," it means...

Forget it. Come on.
Again with the running.

Why are you fighting,
Hercules?

This is a choice
mankind's made for itself.

Funny, I'm one of them, and I
don't remember making that choice.

You are blind, Hercules.

Look at what your precious
humanity has become.

[ All Screaming ]

The Day of Reckoning
is at hand.

And who's gonna judge you,
Michael?

[ Grunting ]

Boy, I am way out
of my league.

Ohh!

[ Horse Whinnying ]

No!

[ Shrieks ]

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Start with the traitor.

[ Growling ]
[ Horse Whinnying ]

Over my dead body.

[ Yelling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

Hercules.

Where am I?

Congratulations,
Hercules.

You have succeeded
in your challenge.

According
to the law of the Light,

if one man is willing
to sacrifice himself,

then there is hope
for all humanity.

This was all a test?

Thanks to you, the world
has earned another chance.

Thanks to me.

lolaus risked his soul
to warn me.

What doesthat
tell you about people?

Your humility
seems to know no bounds.

But your point
is well taken.

Hercules!

Are you alive?

Maybe not.

Beyond your sacrifice,

it was your friendship that renewed
the Light's faith in humanity.

The world would be
a far better place...

if everyone held such
respect for their fellow man.

While I would prefer to add you to our
ranks of valiant warriors, Hercules,

you will better serve the Light's
will by returning to Earth...

and continuing
to lead by example.

There you go, old buddy. I
always said the world needs you.

And you, lolaus.

- Your betrayal of the Light
comes at a high price. - Uh-oh.

You are expelled from this realm
and condemned...

[ Groans ]

to continue your life
at Hercules's side.

Oh, man.

Wait a minute.

You're sending me back?

You will have another chance
at life.

But remember,

in the end you will be
judged a second time.

So it is,

and so it shall be.

Michael.

Thanks.

[ People Chattering ]

Are we where
I think we are?

It looks like it.

[ Chuckles ]
Hey.

[ Both Laughing ]
Welcome back, buddy!

Thanks, Herc! I can't
believe you brought me back.

Oh, no, no, no. You did this
yourself. Don't blame it on me.

Hey, I'm back.
I mean, I'm back!

I'm back! I'm back!
Yaa-haah!

I'm back, everybody!

dddd [ Singing ] lolaus! lolaus, lolaus.

It's... It's okay. You're
starting to scare people.

Am I scaring you? Oh, no! Not at all!

Didn't mean to interrupt your fuzzy
little moment, but I wanted to, um...

[ Clears Throat ]

Guess what I'm trying
to say is, um...

You came back to say...
thank you?

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, right.

No, I just wanted to make sure
that none of my toys got broken.

Yeah, sure.
Sure you did.

[ Sighs ]
Well, I...

hate to admit this
myself, but...

you finally kept your word
for once, Ares.

Thanks.

This changes nothing.

[ Whispers ]
Nothing!

'Cause I am still the
king of combat! Yeah!

Ares.
Delusional.

Multi-delusional.
Hercules!

Hey!
Penelope! Mia!

Place looks better
than last time, huh?

Whatever you did,
it sure worked magic.

These are for you, in case
you get hungry on the road.

How 'bout them apples?
Thanks, Penelope.

- Bye.
- Bye, Hercules.

Mmm!
See ya.

Hercules, I forgot what
it was like to be hungry.

Knock yourself out.
Thanks, Herc.

You're welcome.

Where we gonna go now? Anywhere
you want, buddy. Anywhere at all.

Well, how about we go to Thrace? Thrace?

Oh, there you go. I got
plenty now. Thank you.

I'm lolaus, by the way. Very nice
to meet you. [ Woman ] Bye, lolaus!

Watch out. Oh! Oh, oh!
Sorry! It's okay, it's okay.

I'm new to the place. [ Laughs
] I can't take you anywhere.

Hey, hey there!
You're beautiful!

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