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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,152 --> 00:00:03,653 Putting aside the notion... 2 00:00:04,154 --> 00:00:06,656 that elegance is a conceit of the past, 3 00:00:06,691 --> 00:00:10,191 the toga reminds us... 4 00:00:10,226 --> 00:00:14,981 that no part of the body should be too hard to get to. 5 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:17,515 - One never knows... - Mmm. 6 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,270 e. when a rendezvous will lead to a teete-aa-teet 7 00:00:20,305 --> 00:00:25,724 After all, when in Rome, be romantic. 8 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:29,863 Ow! Do you see this side of my face? My wig? Has anyone seen my wig? 9 00:00:29,898 --> 00:00:32,808 It makes 100 dinars a day. 10 00:00:32,843 --> 00:00:35,684 This other side, it does too. 11 00:00:35,719 --> 00:00:40,306 You know what that means? You have an expensive head? 12 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:41,973 It means handle with care! 13 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:46,396 And now, for the highlight of our annual fashion follies, 14 00:00:46,431 --> 00:00:48,646 the Olympian Collection! 15 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:51,568 You'll have your enemies begging for mercy... 16 00:00:51,603 --> 00:00:55,255 when you storm the streets in Ares Wear. 17 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:58,908 But if you're a lover, not a fighter, 18 00:00:58,943 --> 00:01:00,809 then the Aphrodite ensemble... 19 00:01:00,844 --> 00:01:04,197 will tame even the most savage beast. 20 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,081 [ Woman ] Naughty, but nice! 21 00:01:06,116 --> 00:01:08,466 Don't pay any attention to these people. 22 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:12,138 Someday they'll all be begging to wear your designs. I'm glad someone thinks so. 23 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,391 Maybe after we're done here I could take you out for some... 24 00:01:15,426 --> 00:01:18,393 Hello! 25 00:01:18,428 --> 00:01:20,680 When you and doofus are done making googly eyes at each other, 26 00:01:20,715 --> 00:01:22,530 we've got a show to run! 27 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:26,503 - Yes, Weena. - This is Count von Verminhaven's private viewing! 28 00:01:26,538 --> 00:01:29,506 That man could make or break my career with one review. 29 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,792 I want him to be impressed. Now get back to work! 30 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:35,562 Oh! 31 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,531 Oh! 32 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,718 Oh. Hello. Hmm. 33 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,503 Oh! 34 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,623 [ Grunts ] 35 00:01:47,757 --> 00:01:49,159 Oh! 36 00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:52,877 Count von Verminhaven, my sincerest apologies. 37 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:56,983 Uh, if there's anything I or my models can do for you, 38 00:01:57,018 --> 00:01:58,950 then don't hesitate to ask. 39 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:04,324 My dear girl, your generous offer is entirely unnecessary. 40 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:07,227 These designs speak for themselves. 41 00:02:07,262 --> 00:02:09,694 [ Giggles ] 42 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:15,251 But, perhaps we could discuss the finer points of your offer... 43 00:02:15,286 --> 00:02:17,137 over a crock of fondue. 44 00:02:18,421 --> 00:02:20,540 Mmm. Sounds delicious. 45 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,624 I'll bring dessert. 46 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:25,962 You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. 47 00:02:25,997 --> 00:02:29,666 You're fired. You're all fired. Move! 48 00:02:33,136 --> 00:02:37,290 Your career in the fashion world is over. You're fired. 49 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:47,999 [ Man ] Thank you for coming today. 50 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:51,037 You are living proof that fashion is never too high... 51 00:02:51,072 --> 00:02:53,254 for the lowest common denominator. 52 00:02:53,289 --> 00:02:57,492 And so, with the cutting of this ribbon, 53 00:02:57,527 --> 00:03:00,430 our illustrious guest will declare the commencement... 54 00:03:00,465 --> 00:03:04,399 of the Trendopolis Annual Fashion Follies! 55 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,187 [ Cheering, Applause ] Look! It's von Verminhaven himself! 56 00:03:07,222 --> 00:03:10,555 And don't you all look wonderful. 57 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:15,293 If I might direct your attention to the scroll behind me, 58 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:20,800 you will find the names of all designers whom I, in my infinite good taste, 59 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:24,304 have personally selected to showcase this season. 60 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:27,272 Uh, ex-excuse me. 61 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:31,427 - What about me? - Indeed. What about you? 62 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:34,078 I don't see my name up there. 63 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:38,985 Well, judging from the roadkill you're trying to pass off as a dress, 64 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:41,221 I'm not surprised. [ Giggling ] 65 00:03:45,775 --> 00:03:47,935 As Head of the Fashion Police, 66 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:50,096 I hereby fine you 100 dinars... 67 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:56,085 for a violation of Article 2, Section 16 Alpha, Subset Theta of the Fashion Code... 68 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,339 wearing a fruit motif on a cloudy day. 69 00:04:02,425 --> 00:04:05,353 Hi. My mother taught me never to litter, 70 00:04:05,388 --> 00:04:08,281 but in this case, I'll make an exception. 71 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,665 Oh! 72 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,769 - Hercules! - Get him! Get him! 73 00:04:12,804 --> 00:04:14,821 Save the hug. 74 00:04:37,627 --> 00:04:39,210 Hercules! Hey, Althea! 75 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,914 I told you I'd never forget my first dance partner. 76 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,217 What are you doing here? I, uh... 77 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,551 I ran into your father, back in Rumba, 78 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,255 and he hasn't heard from you in a while, and he's starting to get worried. 79 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:52,575 Well, he shouldn't be. I told him the next time he'd hear from me... 80 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:55,862 I'd be a success in the big city, and I meant it. 81 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,562 Then he's never gonna hear from you again. 82 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:01,899 Ah, Weena. You can't help her this time, Hercules. 83 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:05,688 The designers were chosen fair and square, and she didn't make the cut. 84 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,300 - Fine. - Fine? 85 00:05:08,335 --> 00:05:10,842 - Fine? - Fine. 86 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,262 We'll just put on our own fashion show, right? 87 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:17,266 Right. 88 00:05:18,134 --> 00:05:20,636 [ Exhales Sharply ] Here we go again. 89 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,224 [ Man Narrating ] This is the story of a time long ago, 90 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,292 a time of myth and legend, 91 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,146 when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, 92 00:05:30,181 --> 00:05:32,930 and they plagued mankind with suffering. 93 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:36,703 Only one man dared to challenge their power... 94 00:05:36,738 --> 00:05:39,087 Hercules. 95 00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:42,366 Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen, 96 00:05:42,401 --> 00:05:45,576 a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart. 97 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:49,198 He journeyed the earth, battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, 98 00:05:49,233 --> 00:05:52,318 the all-powerful queen of the gods. 99 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,302 But wherever there was evil, 100 00:05:54,337 --> 00:05:57,824 wherever an innocent would suffer, 101 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:00,043 there would be... Hercules. 102 00:06:00,078 --> 00:06:02,228 - [ Screeching ] - [ Roaring ] 103 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:17,927 Hail! 104 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,321 My own fashion show? Why not? 105 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,289 Where do you want me to start? 106 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,326 I can't compete with people like Weena. 107 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,828 Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you beat her... 108 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,713 in the dance contest back in Rumba? 109 00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:39,482 Yeah, but that was Rumba. 110 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:43,686 This is the big city. People here expect more... I don't know... 111 00:06:43,721 --> 00:06:45,520 sophistication. 112 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:47,523 I just don't think I've got enough style. 113 00:06:48,024 --> 00:06:49,991 You have plenty of style. 114 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:52,829 Don't worry about what other people think. 115 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,885 It's good to see you, Hercules. 116 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,852 You too. 117 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:04,157 Althea, are you okay? I heard there was trouble. 118 00:07:04,192 --> 00:07:07,877 Yeah, I'm fine. Titus, this is my friend... 119 00:07:07,912 --> 00:07:10,580 - Hercules. - Nice to meet you, Titus. 120 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:15,201 He's gonna help me put on my own fashion show. 121 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,018 Really? 122 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:21,249 Well, I'll be glad to lend a hand, but we don't have much time. 123 00:07:21,284 --> 00:07:25,445 I, uh, think we know someone who can help speed things along. 124 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:36,737 I can't believe it. 125 00:07:36,772 --> 00:07:39,775 People used to line up all down the block to take lessons from her. 126 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:43,012 - Is she the one who taught you how to dance? - Yeah. 127 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:45,746 [ Coughing ] Ah, the earth moved, eh? 128 00:07:45,781 --> 00:07:49,426 Excuse me. How long has this place been closed? 129 00:07:49,461 --> 00:07:53,072 Oh, well, it's been quite a while now, laddie. 130 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,943 Aye. You know, it just doesn't seem the same round here... 131 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:59,195 without her smile. 132 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,130 [ Dog Whimpers ] 133 00:08:02,632 --> 00:08:06,310 [ Snoring ] 134 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:09,989 Wake up! 135 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,091 Oh. 136 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:17,096 Oh. I-I'm sorry, Mistress Weena. 137 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:20,066 I haven't slept in four days. 138 00:08:20,101 --> 00:08:23,484 Ohhh. Four days? 139 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:26,722 Well, why didn't you say so? [ Mumbles ] 140 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,125 Do I look like I care! 141 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:33,446 Nobody gets any sleep until my designs are finished, okay? 142 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:39,535 My darling, I can't stand to see you like this. 143 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:42,587 So I'm leaving. No! 144 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,458 Don't leave me! The pressure's unbearable! 145 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:53,397 When you're on top, everybody wants to knock you off. 146 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,936 Well, you don't have to worry about that with me, my little doodlebug, 147 00:08:56,971 --> 00:09:00,339 I love it when you're on top. 148 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,657 Oh, Vermy, 149 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,695 Althea and Hercules are gonna ruin everything. 150 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,662 Oh,please! 151 00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:10,199 Hercules doesn't know the first thing about fashion. 152 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:14,187 And besides, my little sauerkraut sandwich, 153 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:18,140 the people will like what I tell them to like. 154 00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:20,142 You promise? 155 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,529 If you're really concerned, there is something you can do. 156 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,333 I want you to play nice with Althea. 157 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,835 Make her your new best friend. 158 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:36,242 If I polish it and attach shiny beads, it'll look wonderful for the show. 159 00:09:36,277 --> 00:09:38,978 [ Scissors Snipping ] 160 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:44,950 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 161 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,737 Ta-da! What do you think? 162 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,959 You don't like 'em. 163 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,212 Well, they don't look anything like the sketches you showed me before. 164 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,030 Yeah, I know. I changed my mind. 165 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,067 This is the kind of thing people wanna wear. 166 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:04,203 - It's not you. - How do you know? 167 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:07,440 I think they're brilliant. 168 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:09,859 What do you want? 169 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,362 I came here to talk. 170 00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:26,175 See you later. 171 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,399 I came here to apologize. 172 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,269 At least hear me out, please? 173 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:44,076 The truth is, I've always been jealous of you. 174 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,177 Why? 175 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,631 Because you have natural talent. 176 00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,717 I've had to learn what I know. 177 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:57,089 - Why should I believe you? - Because I have no reason to lie to you. 178 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,509 I have everything I could ever want. 179 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:05,031 Except one thing: 180 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:10,753 a friend from back home who understands how lonely it can be in the big city. 181 00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:14,256 You get lonely? 182 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:16,492 All the time. 183 00:11:17,993 --> 00:11:20,611 [ Sniffles ] 184 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,349 [ Screeching ] dddd [ Guitar Strumming ] 185 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,853 dddd [ Soft Bagpipes ] 186 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,856 [ Chattering ] 187 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,831 [ Man ] Two, three. 188 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:45,336 And, uh, two. Three. You're much better. 189 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,373 [ Man #2 ] I don't wanna scare you. Here comes the fancy stuff. 190 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,476 [ Woman ] Ohhh! That was fine. 191 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,207 Hi, honey. Just about that time! 192 00:11:56,242 --> 00:11:58,933 [ Groans ] Why don't you grow up? 193 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,604 [ Sniffs ] Whew. You should be ashamed of yourself. 194 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,939 You smell like the bottom of a parrot's cage. 195 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,624 Why don't you and I go away somewhere... 196 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,445 and discuss the desalination of your putrefic suspiration? 197 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,129 I paid for this dance, 198 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,834 and I'm gonna get my money's worth! 199 00:12:14,869 --> 00:12:17,837 Ooh. Mind if I cut in? 200 00:12:17,872 --> 00:12:20,271 Aaah! 201 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,107 [ Thump ] [ Man Groans ] 202 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,926 [ Gasps ] Hercules. What are you doing here? 203 00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,629 I'm looking for you. Althea and I need your help. 204 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:32,952 No, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't have come. I don't want you to see me like this. 205 00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:37,389 Twanky, what happened? I went to your studio, and it was closed. 206 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,392 Hercules, I have fallen on hard times. 207 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,359 I'm shagged out. 208 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,846 The lead's gone right out of my pencil, and I don't need your pity. 209 00:12:45,881 --> 00:12:49,735 So why don't you just shoo and leave me to wallow in my humble commode? 210 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,087 Wait. What's going on here? 211 00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:58,060 You've got too much self-respect to let people likethat rent you for a cheap dance. 212 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,947 Self-respect, Hercules, 213 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,985 is a luxury I can no longer afford. 214 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,763 dddd [ Accordion ] 215 00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:11,507 dddd [ Continues ] 216 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:21,499 dd I once was a star the belle of the ball dd 217 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,354 d dd The queen of the floo r Men begging for more d 218 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:30,426 dd I used to believe that I had it all dd 219 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,878 dd But that was before dd 220 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:38,184 dd My great fall dd 221 00:13:39,435 --> 00:13:42,571 dddd [ Continues ] 222 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,247 dd One dinar a dance dd 223 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,749 dd I don't twirl for free dd 224 00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:56,444 dd I've fallen so low dd 225 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:59,069 dd No place left to go dd 226 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:03,390 dd I once was a star as bright as could be dd 227 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:09,131 dd There once was a time that I danced just for me dd 228 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,297 dd One dinar a dance dd 229 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:36,992 dd One dinar a dance dd 230 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,697 dd I've fallen so low dd 231 00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:44,450 dd No place left to go dd 232 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,453 dd My life's a disgrace dd 233 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,956 dd I'm lost in the race dd 234 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,958 dd So just let it be dd 235 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,428 dd dd Like it or not, this is me dd 236 00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:02,067 I'm sorry, Hercules. I can't help you. 237 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,229 [ Music Ends ] 238 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,955 Twanky's not coming? She had to, uh, work. 239 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,922 [ Sighs ] So what now? 240 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,559 - Can't have a fashion show without a stage, right? - But how? 241 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,847 Every hall and auditorium in this town is booked. And we're broke. 242 00:15:31,882 --> 00:15:35,017 Good. The less we have, the more creative we'll have to be. 243 00:15:35,052 --> 00:15:38,604 Oh, thank the gods. It's the police. 244 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,489 You are under arrest... 245 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:45,494 for violation of Article 1A, Section 10, Subset 234D of the Fashion Code... 246 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,661 wearing leather in the summer. 247 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,982 Oh. Well, then why aren't you out arresting cows? 248 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,800 - [ Snickers ] - [ Cow Mooing ] 249 00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:56,188 Oh, forget it. You have no sense of humor, do you? 250 00:15:59,341 --> 00:16:02,361 [ Distant Moaning, Shouting ] 251 00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:11,201 I do apologize, Hercules, for this embarrassing situation. 252 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:15,824 It seems our Fashion Police can at times be a touch overzealous. 253 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,478 Hercules, I can't stand to see you like this, 254 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,841 so I shall make sure you are released as soon as possible. 255 00:16:24,876 --> 00:16:28,170 After all, being the chief arbiter of taste in this city... 256 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,021 does confer some advantages. 257 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,392 Like deciding who's in your little club and who isn't... 258 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,670 because of what they wear. 259 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,913 As a matter of fact, yes. 260 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:43,135 And why shouldn't we? Every institution of honor has its dress code, does it not? 261 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:47,821 In case you haven't noticed, Greece isn't an institution. It's a free society. 262 00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:51,226 And you're encouraging people to turn against each other just for being different. 263 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:56,349 Oh, Hercules. We're encouraging harmony and equality... 264 00:16:56,384 --> 00:17:01,437 by ensuring that no one person stands out above the rest. 265 00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,739 Except for you. 266 00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:13,916 I am but a humble public servant. 267 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,251 So let me do you the service... 268 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,690 of explaining that all designers have been chosen for this season's festival. 269 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:25,592 Any exhibit not sanctioned by me... 270 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:29,798 will not be tolerated lightly, if at all. 271 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,269 Thanks for the tip. Now let me give you one. 272 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:40,174 If you or your goons get in my way again, 273 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:44,213 you'll all be out of style faster than you can say "tube top. " 274 00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,198 [ Clears Throat ] 275 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:01,195 Ohhh. Where is he? 276 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,232 Don't worry. He'll be back. 277 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,165 Of course he will. 278 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,687 In the meantime, why don't you and I have ourselves a girls' afternoon out? 279 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,572 But, Althea, there's work to be done. 280 00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,343 [ Stammering ] How nice of you to volunteer. 281 00:18:14,378 --> 00:18:17,327 Come on. We've got so much to do. 282 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:21,016 If you're going to be a successful designer, you gotta look the part. 283 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,597 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 284 00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:53,949 Another Flirty Dryad. 285 00:18:56,451 --> 00:18:58,954 [ Slurps ] Oh. 286 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,894 [ Chuckling ] All right, toots. 287 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:10,432 I got a string of tickets in this hand, 288 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,266 and nothing in this one. 289 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:15,886 Are you ready to meet Mr. Palm? 290 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:19,241 [ Chuckles ] Huh. I wouldn't want to come between you both. 291 00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:22,042 Hmm. 292 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,330 I'm only gonna ask nice once. 293 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,468 But if you're a good girl... [ Chuckles ] 294 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,702 Oh! You'll know your place. 295 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:35,574 I'm a lady, sir, and that makes it all the more difficult for me to do this. 296 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:39,828 But a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. [ Chuckling ] 297 00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:41,713 [ Yelling ] 298 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:00,848 [ Laughs ] Twanky! 299 00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:03,886 Oh, Twanky, that was wonderful! Oh. Oh, thanks. 300 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:07,073 Oh, Hercules was right. I deserve better than this. 301 00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:10,190 Uh-huh. I deserve respect. I deserve consideration. 302 00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:14,229 I deserve to be spit-polished by the Olympic weight-lifting team! 303 00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,732 But as I can't have that, I shall settle for my dignity. 304 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,635 That's it, girls. I quit! 305 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,637 The floor is yours! 306 00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:26,225 [ Woman ] Yes. That's Althea. 307 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:33,048 Althea? What happened to you? 308 00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:35,934 Well, you sure know how to make a girl feel special. 309 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,635 I didn't mean... What's with you, anyway? 310 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,707 First you didn't like my designs and now this. I thought you were my friend. 311 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,241 But I... You're jealous. 312 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,329 I'm fitting in for the first time, and you can't stand it. 313 00:20:47,364 --> 00:20:50,565 [ Huffs ] Well, with all your new friends, 314 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,068 y- you don't need me. 315 00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,438 Hey, Titus. 316 00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:00,057 Where's he going? 317 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,345 I don't care. I'm going home to finish my frocks. 318 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,633 Great. Yoo-hoo! 319 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:19,728 Ohhh. [ Giggles ] 320 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,371 Hi. 321 00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:33,373 Hi, yourself. Woof. 322 00:21:33,408 --> 00:21:35,294 You're a sight for sore thighs. 323 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:39,162 Kiss me! Aaah. Oh! 324 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,765 Sorry. I slipped. Oh. Never mind. 325 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,187 That's perfectly all right. After all, our love is eternal. 326 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:48,840 Ooh. I haven't felt anything that hard in a long time. 327 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,626 Now then, I have a fashion show to organize. 328 00:21:51,661 --> 00:21:54,496 Where do we start? Uh, Twanky. 329 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,833 Tell me why you closed your studio down. 330 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,135 Well, I was going to retire to a sunny beach... 331 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:05,674 and eat caviar off the washboard abs of a virile young Nubian. 332 00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:08,810 That's quite an image. Uh, just tell me what happened. 333 00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:11,847 dddd [ Ballad ] 334 00:22:12,347 --> 00:22:15,734 Well, let's just say that one bad review can ruin a girl's career. 335 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,485 And we'll leave it at that, shall we? 336 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,607 After all, what's done is done. It's all in the past now. 337 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:26,660 Let bygones be bygones. It's no use crying over spilt milk. 338 00:22:26,695 --> 00:22:30,716 We've got to keep our eyes on the prize and look to the future. 339 00:22:30,751 --> 00:22:33,210 Now, go and round up the troops. 340 00:22:33,245 --> 00:22:35,635 I've got to work my magic. Hmm. 341 00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:37,539 [ Record Needle Scratching ] Oh, off with it, you hooty! 342 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,594 Bingo. 343 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,599 [ Chuckles ] Torch the place. 344 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,811 Hurry up! Quickly! 345 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:02,790 My designs! 346 00:23:02,825 --> 00:23:05,734 Oh! My designs! 347 00:23:09,037 --> 00:23:12,040 Oh! My designs. [ Breathing Heavily ] 348 00:23:12,075 --> 00:23:14,543 Oh. 349 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,112 Aaah! [ Whimpers ] 350 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,232 [ Coughing ] 351 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,201 [ Coughing ] 352 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:30,242 - Althea! - Herc... Hercules. Help. 353 00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:35,455 [ Coughing ] 354 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:37,315 I gotcha! 355 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,772 Stay low. [ Coughing ] 356 00:23:49,311 --> 00:23:52,030 [ Coughing ] 357 00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:58,351 You okay? [ Gasps ] My designs. 358 00:23:58,386 --> 00:24:01,139 How am I gonna do a show without my designs? 359 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,892 Althea, all we have to do is just... Hercules. 360 00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:08,897 I really appreciate everything you've done for me, but... 361 00:24:08,932 --> 00:24:10,899 not all of us can reach for the sky. 362 00:24:10,934 --> 00:24:13,867 Some of us just wanna fit in. 363 00:24:13,902 --> 00:24:16,905 Weena will understand. She's my friend. 364 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:19,372 Althea. 365 00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:21,910 Who do you think did this? 366 00:24:23,912 --> 00:24:25,914 You don't know what you're talking about. 367 00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:34,121 To my little pastry face. 368 00:24:34,156 --> 00:24:37,159 No, no, no. To you, my lugubrious love-biscuit. 369 00:24:37,659 --> 00:24:40,627 Let us usher in a new era... 370 00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:44,666 of narcissism, designer-label inflation... 371 00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:46,918 and eating disorders. 372 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,668 Weena! 373 00:24:48,703 --> 00:24:51,206 Oh, I'm so glad I found you. 374 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,208 [ Crying ] 375 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,649 Oh, you poor thing. 376 00:25:00,684 --> 00:25:02,616 What happened? 377 00:25:02,651 --> 00:25:06,770 My designs, they're gone. Oh, there, there. 378 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:09,991 With your talent, you'll be back on your feet in no time. 379 00:25:10,026 --> 00:25:11,825 I'm sorry I ever doubted you. 380 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:15,213 Weena, I knew I could come to you. 381 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,931 Always. 382 00:25:17,966 --> 00:25:21,586 This fabric... I used this in one of my pieces. 383 00:25:23,004 --> 00:25:25,472 That proves that we're soul mates. 384 00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:28,877 Althea, all that matters is that you weren't hurt in the fire. 385 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:32,497 I never told you about a fire. 386 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,383 It was you? 387 00:25:37,385 --> 00:25:39,271 You stole them? 388 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:42,240 [ Whimpering ] 389 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:49,980 My designs! 390 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,865 You stole my designs! 391 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:56,863 Well, my little Black Forest cherry face, time to come clean. 392 00:25:56,898 --> 00:26:01,791 - It seems our little ruse has been unmasked. - Thank the gods! 393 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:05,330 If I have to pretend to be your friend another moment longer, I think I'll puke! 394 00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:07,682 You won't get away with this! 395 00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:10,150 But my dear girl, we already have. 396 00:26:10,185 --> 00:26:15,824 These can't be your designs, because your designs were burnt in the fire. 397 00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:18,827 - [ Weena Laughing ] - Now, where were we? 398 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,831 Ah, yes. To an incendiary season. 399 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,666 [ Sobbing ] 400 00:26:26,701 --> 00:26:29,704 [ Snarls ] [ Giggling ] 401 00:26:31,706 --> 00:26:35,710 Althea, wait. If you've come to yell at me, don't bother. 402 00:26:35,745 --> 00:26:38,730 Where are you going? To Rumba. 403 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,681 I've... I've ruined everything. 404 00:26:41,716 --> 00:26:44,184 Hercules tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen. 405 00:26:44,219 --> 00:26:48,473 Instead, I insulted him, and I insulted you and... Althea, stop! 406 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:50,757 You... You can't just throw your dreams away... 407 00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:54,396 because some spoiled prima donna tried to bring you down. 408 00:26:54,431 --> 00:26:56,398 You've got more talent in your little finger... 409 00:26:56,898 --> 00:26:58,900 than all the Weenas of the world put together. 410 00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:01,152 And by the way, 411 00:27:02,904 --> 00:27:04,939 I love you. 412 00:27:09,477 --> 00:27:11,730 Now would be a really good time to say something. 413 00:27:12,981 --> 00:27:15,949 I... I don't know what to say. 414 00:27:15,984 --> 00:27:17,951 Just say you'll get even with Weena. 415 00:27:17,986 --> 00:27:22,055 But how? She stole all my latest designs. 416 00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:25,827 Well, then... it's a good thing I've still got your old ones. 417 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:30,632 [ Giggling ] 418 00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:35,128 By the gods! 419 00:27:35,163 --> 00:27:37,122 dddd [ Blues ] 420 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:45,797 This is all for me? Well, of course it's for you. Who else would it be for? 421 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:49,265 Twanky! Ohhh, darling Althea. 422 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:52,303 You look... It's lovely to see you again. 423 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,270 [ Giggles ] 424 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:57,225 How did you build this so fast? Oh, it was nothing really. 425 00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:00,228 [ Grunting ] That's easy for you to say. 426 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:02,947 [ Grunting Continues ] Oh. 427 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,776 [ Grunts, Exhales Deeply ] 428 00:28:23,852 --> 00:28:29,391 - What? - Are you going to... have a drink now? 429 00:28:29,426 --> 00:28:32,193 Oh, no, thanks. I'm not really thirsty. 430 00:28:32,228 --> 00:28:35,045 Ohhh. Mm. 431 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,083 [ Breathing Heavily ] On second thought, 432 00:28:38,118 --> 00:28:40,085 I could use a little cooling off. 433 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:32,286 Well, I don't know about you, 434 00:29:32,321 --> 00:29:34,504 but I need to loosen me corset. 435 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:37,542 [ Inhales Sharply ] Come on, young man. 436 00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:42,914 - You all right? - Thanks to you. 437 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,917 I'm sorry about what I said. 438 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:51,998 I guess I was trying so hard to fit in, I... 439 00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:56,077 I didn't realize I already belong somewhere. 440 00:29:56,112 --> 00:29:58,546 Welcome back. 441 00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:10,390 Do you think that Cleopatra should be... 442 00:30:10,425 --> 00:30:13,995 on this season's best- or worst-dressed list? 443 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:18,216 My leader. 444 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:26,641 Well, speak. 445 00:30:27,642 --> 00:30:30,395 Hercules and the girl are at it again. 446 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:33,540 The runway is nearing completion. 447 00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:36,616 Oh, that Hercules is like a bad rash. 448 00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:40,488 I hate him, I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. I hate him. 449 00:30:40,523 --> 00:30:43,324 Don't frown. You'll get wrinkles. 450 00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:52,667 Well, if Hercules is determined to put on his little show, 451 00:30:52,702 --> 00:30:56,487 we'll just have to help him bring down the house. 452 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,740 [ Gasps ] 453 00:31:04,479 --> 00:31:06,946 There. That should do it. 454 00:31:06,981 --> 00:31:11,117 Oh! I feel like a young girl again. 455 00:31:11,152 --> 00:31:13,888 You know, this takes me right back to my modeling days, 456 00:31:13,923 --> 00:31:16,789 when my 12th husband, Lord Longfellow, 457 00:31:16,824 --> 00:31:20,753 known in the more exotic ports as "Three-legged Willie," 458 00:31:20,788 --> 00:31:24,682 demanded that I give up the catwalk and bear him an heir. 459 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,983 What did you do? 460 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:31,406 Well, I said to him, "Dick," I said, "I am a career girl. " 461 00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:34,242 But he would not take no for an answer, 462 00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:36,209 so I cut off his aspirations. 463 00:31:36,244 --> 00:31:40,181 Do you know, even though it ended badly between us, 464 00:31:40,216 --> 00:31:42,817 I still carry part of him with me. 465 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,872 Alley-oop! [ Grunts ] 466 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:50,506 Ohh-kay. Good to know. 467 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:53,278 Uh, Althea? How are your designs coming along? 468 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:56,164 I'll be ready by tonight. 469 00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:02,287 Look out! 470 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,774 Aaah. [ Whimpers ] 471 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,080 Hercules! 472 00:32:14,582 --> 00:32:18,770 - Hercules! - Look out! 473 00:32:22,624 --> 00:32:25,418 - [ Grunts ] - Oh. 474 00:32:25,453 --> 00:32:28,212 Go! [ Grunts ] 475 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,048 Oh. [ Whimpers ] 476 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:35,520 - Is anybody hurt? - I can't believe it. 477 00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:37,522 It's the last day of the festival. 478 00:32:37,557 --> 00:32:40,223 What are we gonna do? Oh. 479 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:43,911 - Well, you know what they say. - Never trust a dentist with hairy knuckles? 480 00:32:43,946 --> 00:32:46,798 No. The party is where you make it. 481 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:48,765 Come on. Let's go. 482 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,502 dddd [ '80s Dance ] Right. Gather round, girls! 483 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,755 Come on. I need your help. 484 00:32:53,790 --> 00:32:55,757 Walk this way. 485 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:02,146 [ Woman, Background ] dd It's time to move on up in the world dd 486 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,549 dd Let's keep it going strong dd 487 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:09,721 dd Wanna know, wanna know wanna know dd 488 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:13,024 dd That my heart is true dd 489 00:33:14,842 --> 00:33:17,203 dd If you let me have just one chance dd 490 00:33:17,238 --> 00:33:19,564 dd I'll show you what I'm gonna do dd 491 00:33:22,617 --> 00:33:25,169 dd Gonna tell you how I feel dd 492 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:28,806 dd Just how I feel tonight dd 493 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:32,727 dd Make you believe that everything dd 494 00:33:32,762 --> 00:33:35,144 dd Is all right dd 495 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,690 dd Let me tell you that tonight dd 496 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:40,201 dd The whole world's watching dd 497 00:33:40,702 --> 00:33:42,635 dd Tonight dd dd Tonight dd 498 00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:45,188 dd The stars will be shining so bright dd 499 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:48,891 dd Tonight dd dd Together we'll make such a sight dd 500 00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:52,812 dd Tonight dd dd The whole world's watching tonight dddd 501 00:33:52,847 --> 00:33:56,100 [ Cheering, Applause ] Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, welcome! 502 00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,486 Although true beauty is on the inside, 503 00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:03,157 it never hurts to have a little help on the outside. 504 00:34:03,192 --> 00:34:06,027 Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 505 00:34:06,062 --> 00:34:08,461 So, without further ado, 506 00:34:08,496 --> 00:34:12,116 it is my privilege and my honor to bring you... 507 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:15,084 the Althea Collection! 508 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:18,056 [ Cheering, Applause ] dddd [ Techno ] 509 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,163 [ Woman ] Wonderful! 510 00:34:26,447 --> 00:34:28,416 [ Man ] Genius! 511 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:31,851 Last pin. 512 00:34:31,886 --> 00:34:34,889 [ Man ] The next change is a quick one, so don't dally around. 513 00:34:34,924 --> 00:34:37,892 [ Chattering Continues ] 514 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,546 So far, so good. 515 00:34:42,930 --> 00:34:44,897 Hmm? 516 00:34:44,932 --> 00:34:47,268 dddd [ Techno Continues ] [ Onlookers Oohing ] 517 00:34:53,307 --> 00:34:55,293 Smoky Autumn. 518 00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:01,282 A must when you want to add a little warmth to those chilly nights. 519 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:13,177 Ugh! No! Pathetic. Who would wear that? 520 00:35:21,302 --> 00:35:25,022 Note the line of this garment, as it... 521 00:35:27,742 --> 00:35:31,062 [ Woman ] Encore! Oh, bravo! 522 00:35:31,097 --> 00:35:34,382 [ Man ] Well done! Bravo! 523 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:37,718 More! 524 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:46,644 - Twanky, what's the matter? - I can't go back out there. 525 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:49,931 Von Verminhaven's here with the Fashion Police. 526 00:35:53,301 --> 00:35:56,337 It was him. Verminhaven's the one that ruined you, isn't he? 527 00:35:56,372 --> 00:35:59,105 [ Man ] What's the holdup? 528 00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:02,026 He tried to force his affections upon me. 529 00:36:02,061 --> 00:36:05,461 And when I spurned his advances, 530 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:09,233 he sullied my reputation all over town. 531 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:10,583 [ Crowd Clamoring ] 532 00:36:10,618 --> 00:36:13,904 It's time for you to take back what he stole from you. 533 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:17,191 Ohhh. The crowd's getting restless. We want our fashion! 534 00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:19,878 [ Crowd Chanting ] We want our fashion! 535 00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:22,530 Listen to them, Twanky. You can't leave. 536 00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:24,864 I can't do this without you. 537 00:36:24,899 --> 00:36:26,992 If you run now, Verminhaven wins, 538 00:36:27,027 --> 00:36:29,051 and you'll never forgive yourself. 539 00:36:29,086 --> 00:36:32,473 [ Crowd Chanting ] We want our fashion. We want our fashion. 540 00:36:32,508 --> 00:36:35,393 [ People Groaning ] [ Chanting Continues ] 541 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:42,683 This is nothing but a farce. Yes. 542 00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:45,186 [ Crowd Clamoring ] 543 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:54,212 What a farce! What cheapness! What complete and utter slop! 544 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,015 Well, that's enough about you. What do you think of the show? 545 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,932 [ Laughter ] On second thought, 546 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:01,969 I don't care what you think of the show. 547 00:37:02,004 --> 00:37:05,340 Humph! Now then, where were we? 548 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:08,641 Oh, yes. The Althea Collection. 549 00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:11,720 dddd [ Techno Resumes ] [ Applause, Cheering ] 550 00:37:11,755 --> 00:37:14,765 The lovely bride, for those in a romantic mood. 551 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,884 [ Man ] Elegant! 552 00:37:16,919 --> 00:37:19,518 [ Growling ] 553 00:37:19,553 --> 00:37:21,505 They're gonna ruin everything! 554 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,457 What are we gonna do? 555 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:25,658 Improvise. 556 00:37:25,693 --> 00:37:28,629 Learn to tame the beast within you... 557 00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:31,530 with Althea's sultry animal prints! 558 00:37:31,565 --> 00:37:33,868 - dd Too sexy for my love dd - [ Women Howling ] 559 00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:36,103 dd Love's going to leave me dd 560 00:37:36,437 --> 00:37:38,773 dddd [ Dance ] [ Woman ] What a silhouette! 561 00:37:38,808 --> 00:37:41,701 [ Woman #2 ] Oh, baby! Whoo-hoo! 562 00:37:41,736 --> 00:37:44,560 [ Man ] What a bull Hercules is! 563 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:48,316 - [ Women Continue Howling ] - [ Man ] I'd love to have an outfit like that! 564 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,835 [ Woman ] How masculine! 565 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,108 dd I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt dddd 566 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,127 On second thought, why not let the beast run wild? 567 00:38:01,162 --> 00:38:04,565 [ Woman ] What a body! Whoo! [ Man ] I want one of those! 568 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,534 dddd [ Music Continues ] 569 00:38:06,569 --> 00:38:08,286 [ Giggling ] 570 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:14,225 - Stop gawking and get them! - Yes, sir! 571 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:17,128 [ Policemen Yelling ] dddd [ Upbeat Latin ] 572 00:38:17,163 --> 00:38:20,081 dddd [ Music Continues ] 573 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:24,735 [ Policemen Yelling ] 574 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,076 Oh. 575 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,234 [ Crowd Gasping ] 576 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,662 - Hah. Hyah! - Aaah! 577 00:39:25,379 --> 00:39:27,398 [ Bones Creak ] Aaah. Ooh. 578 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:45,866 Ooh. 579 00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:56,777 dddd [ Upbeat Latin Continues ] 580 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:05,403 Aaah! 581 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:08,938 [ Man Groaning ] 582 00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:12,626 [ Cheering, Whistling ] 583 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:15,663 [ Music Stops ] 584 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:20,718 Oh. Well, thank you. I... I hope you enjoyed the show. 585 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:24,305 Uh, but now I'd like you to meet the young lady who made this all possible... 586 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,807 Althea! [ Woman ] Bravo! 587 00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:29,777 Come on, love. [ Man ] Fabulous, Althea! 588 00:40:29,812 --> 00:40:31,996 [ Man #2 ] Wonderful, Althea! 589 00:40:32,031 --> 00:40:34,407 [ Woman ] You're the best! 590 00:40:34,442 --> 00:40:36,784 Love you a big bunch. Ohhh. 591 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:42,773 You liar! You promised you'd stop Hercules! 592 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:48,846 These designs are in violation of the fashion code! 593 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:52,583 All of these people are under arrest! 594 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,049 [ Gasps ] 595 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:57,438 Your fashion code is a joke, but I'm not laughing anymore. 596 00:40:57,473 --> 00:41:00,525 Everyone has the right to their own opinion, 597 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,542 but von Verminhaven has turned his into the law. 598 00:41:03,577 --> 00:41:06,397 Althea had the courage to remind you that it's okay to be different. 599 00:41:06,432 --> 00:41:09,701 Well, you all have your own style. 600 00:41:09,736 --> 00:41:12,970 Don't let him take that away from you. 601 00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:18,108 - [ Groans ] - [ Cheering ] 602 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,762 dddd [ Disco ] 603 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:39,213 d - [ Mouthing Words ] - dd I'm too sexy for my shirt d 604 00:41:39,248 --> 00:41:44,301 dd Too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts dd 605 00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:47,086 dd And I'm too sexy for Milan dd 606 00:41:47,121 --> 00:41:51,775 dd Too sexy for Milan New York and Japan dd 607 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:55,446 dd I'm a model You know what I mean dd 608 00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:59,641 dd And I do my little turn on the catwalk dd 609 00:41:59,676 --> 00:42:03,637 dd Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah dd 610 00:42:03,837 --> 00:42:06,690 dd I do my little turn on the catwalk dd 611 00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:11,695 dd I'm too sexy for this song dd dd 612 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:15,199 Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc., Los Angeles 46806

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