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- We're under attack!
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- Run, run, run, run!
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Come on, Brendan,
get up! Get up!
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- Anyone not dead, fall back!
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- Quist, come on!
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Head for that building!
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Run, run, run!
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Move it!
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- MAN: Move, move, move!
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- Clear!
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- Doc, Rivers,
cover those windows.
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Quist, cover our tail with Doc.
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- Stay low.
Watch for a second wave.
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- Doc, anyone out there?
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- Negative. Nothing moving
over here.
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- Looks like we lost 'em.
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Stay sharp, people.
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- Cap, what about
Glenn and Denards?
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Shouldn't we go back?
Or at least--
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- CAPTAIN: Glenn and
Denards are dead, Rivers.
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We're all that's left
of B Company.
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We're on our own.
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- Tell you what.
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This whole freaking mission
has been
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a goddamn shit sandwich
since Normandy.
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We got Krauts to the left.
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Freaking minefields
to the right.
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How you gonna get us
out of this one, Talby?
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- Captain Talby.
- Whatever, wiseass.
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- I'm thinking about it.
- Really?
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That makes me feel a whole
lot better...Captain.
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What the hell is this
place supposed to be anyway?
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- It appears to have been
a local police station.
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- Looks like they
had some trouble, too.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- What the fuck happened here?
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Jesus.
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- Ooh!
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Dear God.
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Hey, we got a man down.
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We got a couple of 'em.
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Oh, would you look at
this shit on my boot, man?
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So sorry, sir.
I'm so sorry. I just--
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- You goddamn baby.
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What the fuck's
the matter with you?
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- Leave him be, Quist.
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- This piss tank just
yacked all over my foot.
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- And I said leave him be.
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Stop being an asshole
for two seconds.
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- Oh, I'm being the asshole?
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- No, Bugs Bunny's the asshole.
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Of course you are.
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- Gentlemen, this is the last
thing we need right now.
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- Hail Mary full of grace.
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- What happened here?
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- Captain, his
throat's slashed.
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He can't talk.
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- He's dead.
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- Boo fucking hoo.
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Hey, Rivers, you wanna
light a candle for him?
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- Hans.
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You foolish, foolish boy.
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How could my...only son...
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allow this?
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You have dishonored
the Schmelzgerat name.
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But I will find
these American dogs
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responsible for this.
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And they--
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they will suffer...greatly.
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- Sir?
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What are we gonna do?
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- We got a map here.
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- Hail Mary full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
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Bless--
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- Village of
10 kilometers.
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- We're near Le Monge.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hey, that's our rally point.
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Alright, we make it there, our
asses our saved. We gotta go.
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- Hell ya.
Prepare to move out.
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- WOMAN:
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- Jesus!
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- Jesus, man.
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- You shot a civilian, Rivers.
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- She grabbed me.
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I didn't know
anybody was in there.
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- I'm--I'm so sorry, ma'am.
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I didn't mean--
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- Captain, she'll bleed out
if I don't get in there soon.
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- Find the keys. They must be
around here somewhere.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Cap, Cap, listen to me.
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Every goddamn wienerschnitzel
in this whole goddamn
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German army
would have heard that shot.
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- Ah!
- We gotta am-scray now.
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- You wanna get out
of here, find the keys.
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- I can't find them.
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I--I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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- Sorry.
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They're in the jail!
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- Oh my God.
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- Get those keys, Rivers.
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- I can't. They're too far.
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- Here.
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Snag 'em with this.
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- WOMAN:
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- Listen, Talby.
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Listen to me, we're good
as dead if we stay here,
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and you know it.
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- WOMAN:
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- Button your lip, Sergeant,
or I'll button it for real.
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- WOMAN:
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- I got 'em!
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I got 'em!
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No!
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- No! no! No!
- It's okay.
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- Help me hold her down!
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- WOMAN:
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- Christ, she's strong.
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Doc, what is she saying?
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- "Don't kill me.
Go away, I think."
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- She might also be saying,
"Go away or I'll kill you."
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- Kill us?
- This is crazy, man.
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She's gonna give
away our position.
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- Fuck this!
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- Quist, put that gun away!
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- I don't think so, Tommy.
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Either way I'm getting
killed over some fog bitch.
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- No!
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- Ah!
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You guys are all a bunch
of goddamn lunatics!
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- What happened to you, Quist?
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You used to be
someone I could trust.
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War changes a man.
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- Bastard!
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- Sorry, boys.
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- Come back here, Quist!
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- Can't risk a bullet
in the back.
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- Quist!
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Quist!
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- CAPTAIN: Quist!
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Shit!
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- Captain, what
are we gonna do?
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- I'll get us out of here,
Rivers, come hell or high water.
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I promise.
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- Captain, come here.
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- She not gonna make it, Doc?
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- My God.
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What are you?
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- "I locked myself
in this cage."
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- I cannot die.
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- The curse make me
do so many bad things.
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- I kill people.
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- Kill--
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- --children.
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- No more death.
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- No more killing.
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- Please just let me die.
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- Loup garou!
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- Lugaroo?
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- Loup garou.
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It means...wolf man.
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- Or wolf woman.
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- She wasn't trying
to grab me before.
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She wanted my cross.
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- "Please just let me die."
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- It's silver.
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- MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:
Attention, American soldiers!
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We know you are inside.
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My men have
the building surrounded.
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- Perfect timing.
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- I will be, as you Americans
like to say, to the point.
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One of you...killed...
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my only son today,
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who causes all of you will die!
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But I am a man of honor,
and so I offer you a choice.
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If...you come out now
unarmed and accept your fate,
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your death will be
quick and painless.
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But if you force me
to risk the lives of my men...
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to expel your filthy hides...
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you will die in unimaginable...
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agony.
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I await your response.
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- Damn.
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- Here, ma'am, take it.
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It'll do you more
good than it did us.
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- Hold up.
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- But before you die, we need
you to do something for us.
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- This is
Captain Lawrence Talby
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of the United Stated Army.
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And I've considered your offer.
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- What is your answer,
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Captain Talby
of the United States Army?
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- CAPTAIN: Let me
be to the point!
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If you want our filthy hides...
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come in here and get 'em!
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- Good.
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That is good.
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We are going in.
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Attack at sundown.
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- Hurry, let her do it.
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- Deploy smoke grenades.
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- Thank you.
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You...
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- I don't feel
any different.
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- What if it ain't
gonna work on us?
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- Captain?
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- Captain?
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- I promised I'd get
you out of here.
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Come hell or high water.
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- My God, wolf man.
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- Fire!
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- Ah! Ah! Ah!
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- You filthy dog!
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- Hello, Sergeant.
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- Talby.
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- I thought you'd
never wake up.
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- Ssshh.
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- Doc and Rivers wish they
could've been here, but they're,
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um, grabbing a bite to
eat with some Germans.
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So it's just you...and me.
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- Talby, I'm
so sorry--I'm so sorry about
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what happened back there.
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I was scared.
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Talby! Talby!
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You're--you're--you're
not the kind of guy
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that would hurt
a defenseless asshole like me.
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- It's like you said, Sergeant.
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War changes a man.
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- CLARK: My name
is Clark Wilson.
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And I gotta say, there's some
pretty weird shit going on.
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Now, I usually consider myself
a guy who has his shit together,
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because most of the time,
well--I'll get into that later.
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But in this case, this is all
a bit out of the ordinary,
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I gotta say.
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I can hear you.
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I got a big fucking gun here!
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But I don't want
to get too ahead of myself,
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so let me start over.
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You know how they say
nobody walks in L.A.?
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Well, I'm the guy
who walks in L.A.
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Like I said before, my
name is Clark Wilson.
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I have what you might call
a passion for found objects.
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You know, everyday things that
have been lost, thrown away,
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or abandoned.
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Take this lock for instance.
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This used to be new once.
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It had a purpose.
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It was useful once.
249
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,683
And now it's been forsaken.
250
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,337
Kinda like me, if you
wanna get right down to it.
251
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,691
Now, I had this friend
once who had this dog.
252
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,607
Now, he claimed that if you fed
this dog some weed
253
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:45,782
in a rolling paper,
254
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,828
it would poop out
a perfectly rolled joint.
255
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,526
Now, I never saw the dog do it.
256
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,659
And I never really
believed that story.
257
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:56,227
But...actually,
come to think of it,
258
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,142
you're probably not gonna
believe this story either.
259
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:15,856
- CLARK: The last thing
I expected that night
260
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,337
was to get
the finger...for real.
261
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,429
It was verification that the
whole world was flipping me off.
262
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,909
"Hey, fuck you, loser."
263
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:29,130
Or maybe...just maybe,
264
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:31,741
it was the other way around.
265
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,614
I guess I'm just your average,
ordinary, so-called citizen.
266
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,702
Mortgage sucks.
267
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,573
Job prospects suck.
268
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,836
Abandoned by my so-called
family three years ago.
269
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:49,368
Anyway, I got this house
when Samantha divorced me.
270
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,021
I got the crap house,
the shit mortgage,
271
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,762
the lamentable car,
272
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,112
and a career in web design.
273
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:58,159
Which is a cute way of saying
I'm mostly unemployed.
274
00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,378
I hang on.
275
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,596
I telecommute.
276
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,337
Well, that's what I tell people.
277
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,601
I tell them I
tele--you know what?
278
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:06,776
Never mind.
279
00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,218
Armadillo? No.
280
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:15,655
Raccoon?
281
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:16,830
No.
282
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:19,441
Is it a possum?
283
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,877
Uh, no.
284
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,053
- Fuck!
285
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:26,666
Ugh! Goddamn it.
286
00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,588
- Wow.
287
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:36,502
That's noteworthy.
288
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:42,333
You, my friend, are a keeper.
289
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,311
- WOMAN ON PHONE: This is
a call from a debt collector.
290
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,313
This call may be recorded
for quality assurance.
291
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,097
Your account is important to us.
292
00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,664
- Why don't you
just fucking die?
293
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:11,667
Die, die, die,
you fucking vampires!
294
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,065
Sorry.
295
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:21,416
I'm not normally
this...um, agro.
296
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,375
It's just--I mean, come on.
297
00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,899
You hate them, too, right?
298
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,075
Those anonymous people,
who aren't even really people.
299
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,994
Don't you just wish you
could make them suffer?
300
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:35,865
Suffer the way they've
made you suffer?
301
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:40,827
Anyway, the instant
family from hell, right?
302
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,832
Had reached its sell-by date.
303
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,095
Samantha eventually needed
someone who could do more
304
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:51,402
than get things off
a high shelf,
305
00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,317
fetch her tampons,
306
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:54,667
run out to the store at 3:00AM
307
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:57,713
to buy those pretentious
little cigarettes.
308
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:01,891
Her idiot son, Ricky, stole
my car and tried to hock it.
309
00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,111
Her daughter once offered me
a blowjob to keep quiet
310
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:06,069
about her meth habit
and the fact that
311
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:09,377
her latest fiancée
was doing time for murder.
312
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:13,381
But, hey, it's
the American dream, right?
313
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,731
Domestic bliss.
314
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,821
Sam used to say, "It's the way
it's supposed to be."
315
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:22,433
No, it's not.
316
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,392
Blogs? Seriously?
317
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:26,699
What year is this, Blurserno?
2006?
318
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,265
- BLURSERNO ON PHONE:
They're clients, Clark.
319
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,963
They're digitally challenged.
320
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:31,704
It's work, for fuck's sake.
321
00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:33,053
- It's donkey work.
322
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,620
I'm not doing it.
323
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,971
- BLURSERNO ON PHONE:
It's donkey work that pays.
324
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,189
- Let me call you back.
325
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,373
- Goddamn it.
326
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,479
- Holy hell.
327
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:29,892
- CLARK: And within 24 hours,
I had myself a whole arm.
328
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:31,459
The suspense was killing me.
329
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,028
I'm beginning to think maybe
I need to call a grownup.
330
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,075
What would an adult do?
331
00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:54,134
- Maybe I should call a museum.
332
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,875
Or a mad scientist.
333
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,921
Or maybe, just maybe...
334
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,445
I can wait
a little while longer.
335
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,173
- CLARK: This wasn't like
misplacing a set of keys.
336
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,523
This was the first time
something I had salvaged,
337
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:38,004
something I had
saved...
338
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,440
abandoned me.
339
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:56,587
- Fuckers.
340
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:16,172
- I can hear you.
341
00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:27,096
- I've got a big
fucking gun here!
342
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,598
- CLARK: What the holy hell?
343
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:10,487
- That's--that's a heart.
344
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:19,758
- Yeah, what?
345
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,283
I mean, hi.
346
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:24,414
Can I help you?
347
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,981
- Mr. Wilson?
348
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,504
Clark Wilson?
349
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:28,723
- Yeah, that's me, alright.
350
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,985
- Sorry to disturb
you at this hour.
351
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:30,986
I'm Detective Moseley.
352
00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:32,466
This is Detective Walsh.
353
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:33,946
We have ourselves a situation.
354
00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:38,254
Samantha Brown Demara was
your ex-wife, correct?
355
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,914
- Was?
356
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:49,700
- There was a disturbance
at her condo...earlier today.
357
00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:51,224
Samantha Brown
Demara--
358
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:53,574
- Ooh, that went on for
like 20 more minutes.
359
00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:56,011
But you get the gist of it.
360
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:58,622
All I can say is, thank God they
didn't have search warrant.
361
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:03,540
- DETECTIVE: --she
actually passed away.
362
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:07,762
- Oh, dear God, no.
363
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:12,723
No. Not my Samantha.
364
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,117
Not my beautiful Samantha.
365
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,946
Tell me you're lying.
366
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,557
Tell me she's okay.
367
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,690
Please, tell me she's not--
368
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,605
- DETECTIVE: Do you need
us to call anybody for you?
369
00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:28,739
Bitch didn't
even have any contacts,
370
00:30:28,783 --> 00:30:30,306
that's how much
everyone hated her.
371
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,743
Well, except her ex-husband.
Me.
372
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:37,096
And of course, no one could find
her kids--the unholy spawn.
373
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:39,446
Anyway, inquiries
have been initiated,
374
00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,100
I would be kept informed.
375
00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:43,232
Hooray. Three cheers for me.
376
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:44,277
But I was scared.
377
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,583
I needed to sort
this the fuck out.
378
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:49,195
They're gonna come back.
379
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,674
You'll see.
380
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:51,632
They'll want pictures.
381
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:54,069
They always want pictures.
382
00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:55,331
More questions.
383
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:58,204
"Where were you
on the night of?"
384
00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:01,468
They'll be excuses,
alibis, lies.
385
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,992
Pictures.
386
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:05,124
Where's that picture?
387
00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:10,520
I must have shot that.
388
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,349
Little shits.
389
00:31:57,176 --> 00:32:00,179
- Ah!
390
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:15,281
- Hi.
391
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:20,547
- What are you?
392
00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:23,506
Do you need to go outside?
393
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,855
Right, right, right.
394
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,684
If you need to go outside,
you'll go outside.
395
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:30,949
I'm just gonna take a
little picture, alright?
396
00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:35,431
- They'll be just
a little flash.
397
00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,780
Don't be scared.
398
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:44,963
- So what do I call you?
399
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,664
Bob? You like that?
400
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:52,709
- Bob.
401
00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:53,972
Well, alright then.
402
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,951
- Now, let's not go tearing
anyone else's heart out tonight.
403
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:22,000
- There, so much better.
404
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,857
- CLARK: Turns out,
that Bob likes long,
405
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,903
four multi-arc
television dramas.
406
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,687
You know, soap opera writ large.
407
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:02,257
- CLARK: The kind of story
that never actually ends.
408
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:06,392
- And popcorn.
409
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,220
He really likes popcorn.
410
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,576
- How much you wanna bet
that's the police
411
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,012
with just a few more questions?
412
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:21,233
Yeah?
- WOMAN ON PHONE: This is a call
413
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:22,756
from a debt collector.
414
00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,932
This call may be recorded--
- Fuck off, you Nazi bitch!
415
00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,412
Fuck off and leave me alone!
416
00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,901
- Oh, no.
417
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:40,556
No, no, no, no, I wasn't
yelling at you, no.
418
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,564
- CLARK: Yeah, see, it's okay.
419
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,833
- CLARK: I threw that
away last night, didn't I?
420
00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:58,270
Bob's little offering to me.
421
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,709
You know how to
fetch, don't you?
422
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,409
Oh, Christ.
423
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:24,992
- Forget locks and doors.
424
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,255
Bob wants to go out,
he goes out.
425
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,180
- Hey, goddamn it!
426
00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:44,838
- Hey, fuck you, asshole!
427
00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:48,276
- Well, fuck you too
you fuckity fuck-fuck!
428
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:55,414
- Asshole.
429
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,330
- So Bob went out last night,
430
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,245
and he brought back
the truck balls.
431
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:03,639
And he brought back
the guy's real balls as well.
432
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:05,728
I had to look up testicles to
find out what they were made of.
433
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,427
Basically fibrous tissue.
434
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,733
Not nearly as tough, I assumed,
as a heart muscle.
435
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,740
- CLARK: And then
Bob just disappeared.
436
00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:24,834
- CLARK: Ever had
your child kidnapped?
437
00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:26,575
No?
438
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,229
Ever look out into the yard to
see that your favorite pet
439
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,883
isn't there all of the sudden?
440
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,667
This was a lot like that.
441
00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:33,016
Bob!
442
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,325
- Bob?
443
00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:38,805
Bob!
444
00:36:44,593 --> 00:36:46,334
- Bob's back.
445
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,127
- Bob.
446
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:04,874
- He always naps after one
of his little excursions.
447
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,537
- I didn't recognize
this one at first.
448
00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:18,932
That is a tongue.
449
00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:24,416
He knew.
450
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:27,984
Somehow Bob knew who and where.
451
00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:29,812
- WOMAN ON PHONE: This is
a call from a debt collector.
452
00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:31,945
This call may be recorded
for quality assurance.
453
00:37:31,988 --> 00:37:33,555
Your account is important to us.
454
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:40,083
- CLARK: It was
her--the Nazi bitch.
455
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:44,479
Even though--God, where was she?
456
00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:48,266
Did Bob fly all the way
to a call center in Texas?
457
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,224
Georgia?
458
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,181
India?
459
00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,538
- CLARK: And, naturally,
just like I said,
460
00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,453
the nice police persons came
back for the pictures
461
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:04,107
of Samantha's
kids--Shannon and Ricky.
462
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,546
- Shannon and Ricky, who now
just as naturally
463
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:08,808
cannot be found.
464
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,382
Because guess who
got there first?
465
00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:21,037
I promise, uh, look, I've just
got so much work on right now.
466
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,430
How 'bout if I call you--
467
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:24,519
- You, uh--you got
something on your shirt.
468
00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:25,520
- Oh yeah.
469
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:28,436
Uh, that's just a red sauce.
470
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,177
You know, Bolognese.
471
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,484
'Cause Bob had opted for another
one of his day trips
472
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:33,528
or night flights.
473
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:34,964
Bob!
474
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:42,320
- Bob.
475
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,192
- What?
476
00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:58,336
- BOB:
477
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,907
- That's terrific, Bob.
478
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,692
That's just great.
479
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,261
- Now, if I take those
all the way across town
480
00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:12,524
and drop them in the ocean,
481
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:13,699
you're just gonna
bring them right back here,
482
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:14,830
aren't you?
483
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:20,009
- You little shit.
484
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,459
Just great.
485
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,626
- I couldn't kill
Bob or get rid of him.
486
00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,802
I-I-I couldn't even hurt him.
487
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,238
And why would I?
488
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:19,025
All he wanted was to
eliminate anyone who hurt me.
489
00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:21,680
Isn't that love?
490
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:27,120
I didn't do those things.
491
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:29,731
Bob did those things.
492
00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:33,256
Like I told you before, all
I did was find this finger.
493
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,085
And this finger grew into this
little critter called Bob.
494
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,047
And like I told you before,
I already knew
495
00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,831
you weren't going
to believe this story.
496
00:40:54,147 --> 00:40:55,453
- How many people annoy you?
497
00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:00,588
Do you really ever
run out of candidates?
498
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:03,373
The loudmouth ahead of
you in line in the market.
499
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:05,854
The lunatic on the street
who wants your cigarettes,
500
00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:08,291
your spare change, enough of
your time to tell you
501
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,250
his entire life tragedy.
502
00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:12,513
The bartender who ignores you.
503
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,472
The lover who decides you're not
attractive enough,
504
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:15,516
smart enough,
505
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,952
or rich enough.
506
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,432
Jehovah's Witnesses.
507
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:25,570
But he will come.
508
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:31,489
I'll hear him scratching
right up here.
509
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,103
It's just a matter of time.
510
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:40,280
You know Bob.
511
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,675
If wants to come in,
he'll come in.
512
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,463
Bob loves me.
513
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:57,253
- BOB:
514
00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:10,353
- Bob loves me.
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