All language subtitles for 18년 동안 한번도 안 해본 여자 (18-Year-Old Virgin)

Busy!

No, Wait.

- You can do this.
- And why not?

Just because you can't get it up for her
doesn't mean no one else can

Cherry bomb

Iam zoman
It's kathy, right?

Katie.

yeah.right

You were in my french class
weren't you?

You look little diffrent somehow.

I mean in a good way.

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- You been here long?
- What?

- I can't hear you.
- I said

May be we should go upstairs
and talk

You know like in a,
bedroom or something.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

Who? Rachel?
What You see her here? �ƴ�!

No, no, no, no.

So..we should may be go upstairs

-Really.
- ok?

- yeah!
- Okay, let's go.

come on.

As like she is going crazy.

Fuck you man!
Forget about her.

You deserve better.

�ȳ� hey.

What is up?

Go and get us some rum.

It could happen any minute.

You do realise that you have
to see a penis ,right?

Yeah, i know.

I was thinking you are totally right.
I am just ready this time

And i should ...

It's
I should Just try.

Just gonna do it,
you know?

Have you have one of these
cherry bombs yet?

Hey, sorry,
are you ready?

- Let's do this.
- bye.

Bye.

Oh God,
get this off.

It's gonna be so good.
Oh man... You are so hot.

I am?

hmm ...

Any way we could just
like make love or screw?

Oh boy
you sure you love that french, don't you.

Sure, we can make little screw.

But i just.. you
suck on first.

This is gonna be so good.
Are you ready?

Oh my God,
here we go.

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What is wrong? ��?

Nothing, i ...
Oh no

I just
Do they all look like one?

No way man!

Some of them are ugly.

Here, you can kiss it.

I just need to answer my phone.

I didn't hear any ring..

I will just answer it.
and it will take a minute

He is not get ready to do this all day.
i am not talking about me

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I didn't really hear any thing ring.

Hey . Hey What happened?
You were supposed to be in there.

Tell me is it supposed to look like that.

yeah, more or less.

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Hey,check it out.
Weaner

I am a lesbian.

you are not gay.

You just need to get used to it.

Look it in it
it's a wild Mushroom.

Thing has veins.

And it is purple.
And he wants me to put my mouth on it.

- When comes ...
- comes?

Shoot sperm.

I can't do this, really .
I have to go .

- Katie!
- I can not.

This whole thing is like
a horrible horror movie.

And i do not even like
Mr.Mushrooms.

Trevor! ����?

Kathy, you are back.

Katie.

What is the matter?
You look little nervous.

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Won't you have a little bit of this ...

-it will make you feel better.
-It will?

- yeah?
- Absolutely.

Shoot, so, okay.

Now it's time for me to blow your mind.

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to suck it for like one minute

and then we can have sex.

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I do not think i can.
I am gonna vomit.

Katie, relax.

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I didn't say anything.

Katie,
come closer.

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Katie

Mr Mushrooms?

Katie my love kiss me.

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Oh Katie, please,
its for your own good.

Katie,do you know
why men didn't notice you?

It's just because you lack the certain
''the more experience'' woman have.

Has.

Katie, listen to me. the men
they are like empty shelves.

The Mind, The brain.

Yes, the very soul of the men
is in the penis.

It's so true.

So Katie, you must
Knows a penis.

yes Katie,
suck at my puss filled.

You are here Trevor?

- It's my girl friend!
- I thought you didn't have girl friends.

- Trevor,coming in!
- Ok!

There you are!

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I wont do that if i
were in your place

It smells just like cherries.

yeah.

Okay, okay.

Katie, hey.

- What happened?
- I dont want to talk about it.

Rose, this whole sex thing is been so much
more disturbing than i expected it to be.

I will be happy if i never
see a penis again.

Hey, you Just haven't
found the right one yet

When you see Ryan's,
You gonna love it. i promise

I don't think so Rose,
I really dont think that's gonna...

sorry Rose,
sorry virgin.

What is so wrong about
being a virgin?

Nothing!

I'm so sick of all of you
and your stupid name calling

I am president of the quiz club.
-Yeah!

I am, captain of the debate team !
-Yeah.

And best of class!

Or Almost.

yes.

I can do this.

I can do this
if i just set my mind to it

yes!

Rose,
I am gonna get this over with ...

Fast.

Awesome. ok
Awesome.

Ok, ok him.

Cisco? totally gay.

He is so not
He is amazing at bed.

He is got a huge cock.

What color is it?

Hey Cisco ...

Rumour. has that you
are an amazing fuck

- Katie, you are like to pervitude!
-Rose

No, it is true,
Iam but ...

for me it's not about fucking.
It's about

Using my sexual energy
to fire the "Cunnilingi" forces

and merge that energy
with the energies our bodies make
-cool..

Why don't you give Katie a lesson ?

I use always my time with
non initiates

but,
you might find it very alert.

Jesus!
-there she goes again.

- Total fucking slut.
- no,she is not.

May be i should just do it.
-Just tell her what i really feel

Yes,
absolutely.

You should tell her that
you really feel like she is a

a total fucking slut!

The love train is leaving the station.
All aboard!

Oh!
This is perfect.

Feel the energy in here.

Let your body truely
go out with your spirit...

run through your veins.

Enjoy it.
dont forget to breathe.

Breathing is key.

Take your cloths of,
and meet me on the bed

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slow..

In and out.

Your body to be a vessel full of...
Ooh..

Now we begin,

with the introductions.

That is my lingum
"his name is Rama.

-Hi Rama.
-No.

What is the name of your Yoni?

My Yoni?..

She is listening?
-Why dont you ask her.

Yoni ...

What is your name?

I Dont.
She didn't tell me any thing

Now relly ask her.

Yoni ... what is your name?

She says that her name is Joni.

Joni.

Joni!

Your Yonis name is ''Joni"?

You know Katie, I thought that this is gonna be special
something you really enjoy.. but

You just not taking it seriously

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I cant teach you.
if you are not going to learn

No, please ...
I want you , i do..it's just

she is nevous, and
she makes bad jokes when she is nervous

She says she is sorry.

Okay,
you have convinced me.

Should we start with the cow?

No,
I like my colon.

Alright,
the wheelbarrow.

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Pizz.

Pizza?

Like this.
-Yeah.

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Cisco,
are you gonna put it in soon

cause Isn't that we could do?

-Feel the energy as it passes.

Through my Lingum to your Yoni.

Excuse me.

How long are you gonna..
are we gonna do this.

Well, i once lasted ten hours.

I dont have time for 10 hours
iam on adead line

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I always have.
I think about you like all the time.

And i. ..

just love you.

Oh..No,
I wasn't ...

No, dude it's cool.
That's all right man

It's love.

It's..it's
sweet sweet love.

It is a perfect union,
and she is beautiful. and it's okay man

She is available.

No, what?
She is all your's

You can be like my new grandpa.
You can buy me presents on christmas

I want a Playstation 3.

Katie.

- Did he do it ?
- No! He wanted to take like 10 hours.

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No worry.
I don't

I have got a plan.

Katie.

There you are.

- I need to talk to you.
- Not now, Spencer.

Please let me out.

Katie.

Teris?
How was you chem final?

I eased it.

Rose, please, let me out.

You know we can help you out with that,
if you want?

No, I'm sorry. i was ...

Ladies, poke it.
Either stay here with us or just go..ok

Oh Katie,
please stay with us.

We guys have so much fun really!

yeah we will.

Does that mean we have to have sex?

yeah.

That can work.

I suppose we should introuduce our self

I'm Katie.

so not a lesbian.

Oh..Jesus!
What the hell is this?

I don't want it

Oh..It's ok guys.
Katie just has a cutitch

I like the bite

It all sounds good to me

Wow ..focus

No offense
more of like it

It' mine..
no..

Oh.. let it come
let it come

Wait.. no,stop!
Wait

Oh.. better come

Wait..stop.. no

Oh better come
Oh better come

That's mine

It's cool. Dont worry
It's all good

Can you do it again?

No way man
It was like fourth time in an hour.

I got to go, then.

That's cool ,my dad wiil be here
like in half an hour

So we don't have much time
let's go

Zoo it
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Half an hour?

Hey ...

Meet Todd.

I think it was in our school,
but I did not see any.

Yeah? it's ok
let's go

- I dont know what to do with this.
- Whip me.

Make me your bitch,
ok?

I promise i will fuck you afterwards.

I really need this right out.

Did you even go to our high school?

No, my sister did.

You just whip me ,please.

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You are my bitch.

I'm sorry, i just dont even..
i dont know what to say.

Say any thing,
-Just say nastly..ok

Just say while whipping me,nastly.

You just tingled your modifier.

No, Your modifier nastly

as in saying it nastly

or whipping me nastly. "

- Who cares?
- Who cares?

Who cares?
Oh..God I'm sick and tired of people

acting like proper English doesn't matter.

The first Rose and the penis,
now you!

You don't understand that our English is
the basis of civilized society ?

Yes, mistres

Do you really expect us to exist with
out grammer?

- yeah.
- Really?

You expect people to respect you
If you don't know proper English?

Getting whiped my brain
just go nuts.

You did it again.
am i whipping your brain?

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Then say it properly.

When you whip me
my brain goes nuts.

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I could use this in my
private tutoring session.

I'm sorry, Miss,
i have been a very very bad boy

and i just need to
be punished.

You just fuck me now?

You have a penis,
so you fuck me.

How could about modifiers ...

Someone is coming!

Allright guys come on.
get out of here

Out!

What the hell?

I just don't even think she deserves
the good citizenship award

because she is been a total slut
here tonight.

Katie.

Jesus.

Seth got to get this.

Seth!

Katie!

Jeremy

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You are so beautiful.

your face ...

and your boobs.

Your dick.

Katie, you never told me
you have a big dick.

It's not what it is!

God.

It is a big dick!

Shemale
Where?

How did I get this off?

Oh
that itches.

Wow
that was good

yeah..

This is really good.

What a freak!

What.no
you are filiming now ,turn that of

What are you doing?
stop it,please stop it.

Please, stop it.

Don't go.

I gonna make you a star.

What is that about?

10.85 for hard-core porn.

Dude
that is way too much.

Wow Wow
Dude she is gonna leave.

Do not be a dick Seth.

Look, just give me the tape ok.
I will pay you for it .

No way man.

Seth seriously
why are you even doing this
you want this to be a serious job

It's fun. and besides i don't have any

scandals around here,
do you?

Hey Spencer!
this is your fault.

I know.

Katie ...

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There you are.

You okay?

Katie ...

Look it's no big deal. no one is
even gonna remember this in the morning

Ok, yeah it's all any one ever
gonna talk about

for ever and ever, so what?
Who cares?

They are all lame any way.

You are so close
now it's not the time to just give up.

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Yes it is
i should have given up 3 hours ago

I can not do this.

This is been
the worst night of my life

You just see what happend in there?

Yeah, I heard.

Not even that.

Everything! Everything!

What was i thinking?

We can still go back in there and
we can make this happen.

No, we can't.

I don't want to do anything like
this ever again.

I will wait untill iam 40 to
loose my virginity

if then.

Rose ...

Thank you for all your help
�׷���...

I think it's just time that i go.

What about Ryan?

I dont know.

Katie ...

Fuck.

Spencer ,do you think that Katie deserves
the good citizenship award?

No ...

I mean ... No,
she is not.

It is my fault. i insulted her early
that is why she is doing all this.

Do you think that is why
she is loosing her virginity?

She is doing it
just to sleep with Ryan lambert.

And everyone knows Ryan
won't do it with a virgin.

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-Where did you hear that?
- Everyone knows ...

except you.

Oh boy.

I'm so stupid.

Of course it is about Ryan.
It's always about Ryan.

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I knew Ryan was the soul mate

That Kiss proved it.

He is going to be my first.

Come on let's go
get some punch.

- Hey Spence,you okay?
- yeah. iam good dude

Spencer ...

If you want to get back to her,
i know the perfect way.

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Just stuff the votes in my favor

and i will do anything you wants.

Anything.

And no one ever has to know.

Shit ...
Katie?

I'm sorry, I just need
get my purse.

Why are you naked?

I just had to change my cloths
this girl puked all over me.

- Where you going?
-Home, I just need to get my purse.

You are not going home.
I want to do it right now.

I want to do it right now.

But i thought you said ...

No, i know i said before.
just forget that

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Nice tits, Katie.

- What titsl.
- Ryan.

Ryan.

I have been thinking about
this moment for ever

Yeah,
me too.

Ok.ok
A real quick blowjob.

- yeah, i know it feels good
- I need to go to the bathroom.

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- I need that.
- Sure.

ok
Take your time

Hey man,
if we were stranded on a island

I would be okay with that.

- Really?
- You are a good cute.

I am back.

I just don't get it.

Chelsea and all people.

Oh Ryan, I'm sorry, it's just that
i never even liked her

Ok,
Let's start this.

Where were we?
����. blow job.

Tonight is been the
weirdest night of my life.

I swear to god
I do not know what else could happen.

Shit.

No. that's grandpas heart monitor.

Damn, some body call 911.

Jesus,
what the hell!

Oh man
she is sucking your grandpa.

She just have killed him!

Oh my God!

My God!

Katie, you are back.

You i just ,i need to go.
I need to get my purse.

What is the matter?
Where were we?

I just ... it's time.

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What is the matter?

Don't you love me any more?

yeah,
Of course i do.

Just ...

Then make love to me now.

Make love to me now.

Ryan ... Ryan.

What is the matter?

I do not know.

I do not know.

�˼� �ؿ�. i dont know
I just thought it would be different.

like that kiss.

Kiss?

That kiss in sixth grade.

So amazing.

So passionate.

It said that we meant
to be together for ever.

Wow...

I do not even remember that.

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I should just go.

Goodbye Ryan.

Goodbye, Katie.
Have a nice summer.

Oh my god

You are gay?

No ... yeah.

Ok, technically iam bisexual.

You are gay.

Ok iam sorry i didn't tell you.
I just don't want anyone to know

Ryan, I wouldn't have told anyone.

Hey, you won't tell
anyone, right?

Katie, Katie!

Hai Rose, It' me
Iam done. iam out in front.

Oh
I just need a minute.

Or make that two.

There you are.

- I need to talk to you
- Hi Spencer.

Katie, listen.

No, you dont want to tell me
I know.

I acted like a total crazy person
tonight.

yeah, but ...

All the stupid things that I did!

I can not believe I've killed
a little old man tonight.

That is pretty bad.

Wouldnt I was not upset
about making valictoria.

I didnt even appreciate the
things i did have.

I mean ...

Probably lost my scholarship
and everything.

Oh right.

On Morality clause.

yeah.

I wont worry too much about that.

Seth's tape,
"Memories of High School.

With the Katie Powers.

Spencer
-How did you get this?

I negotiated with Seth for it.

I can't believe it.

yeah i got him some better footage.
of Chelsea and i on the bed

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yeah.

You!

You are the one who
blew my grandpa.

Jeremy, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
It was total accident

I didn't mean to kill him.

You didn't kill him.

You didn't kill grandpa.
You cured him.you woke him up

- He came out of his coma.
- He did?

yeah, he is got like this newly life .

In fact he is at Good Sam, he is in room 1321,
if you want pay him another one of your visit.

Katie, listen.

After tonight i realised that ...

I don't want to be your friend any more

Spencer.

What i mean it ...

It was you.

yeah.

Why why didn't you ever ...?

I and Ryan both wear the
same costume that day

And i saw how happy you were
when you thought it was him ...

I just left.

- Spencer!
- I should have told you.

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I always have.

Spencer ...

But you and Chelsea, tonight ...

Keep itsafe
I will be on CNN with that.

Seth, please. Seth wait
I will do anything.

Watch.

Chelsea, i know what you said before ..

How can you get on directory
They will catch us?

Spencer,
He can't.

I have been blowing him.
once in a week this Past year

How do you think I was the best?
To my notes?

Chelsea, I do not think that you're not
validitorial in work

Seth, what are you doing here?

Move.Move!

Wow

sure
you really ready?

yeah.

Ok
me too.

What the hell?

- I'm sorry.
- No, Spencer. It's okay.

Really I mean,
after all of this time

waiting and wondering
another hour won't hurt.

Katie ...

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You just tangled your modifier.

Oh my God,
I did.

I did.

- Katie.
- Yeah Spencer.

I do not think we are gonna have
to wait another hour.

It's fricking beautiful man.

We did it.

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