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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,868 - Ah. Come in, Mr. Webber. - Hi, Covington. What happened? 2 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,037 I think we blew a fuse a minute ago. 3 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,539 It's as though somebody died. 4 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,667 - Come this way. Careful, now. - Okay. 5 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,920 - Is Mr. Fallon here? - Oh, yes, he's here. 6 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,006 Would you take this? I'll check the fuse box. 7 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,216 - Yeah, sure, okay. - Careful. 8 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,011 Hugh? 9 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,557 Hugh? 10 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,563 Surprise! 11 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,739 Is it 41 or 42? 12 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:44,747 ...right in and chase the shepherds away 13 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:52,254 ...right in and made my sunniest day 14 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,226 Happy birthday to you 15 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,646 Happy birthday to you 16 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:14,610 Happy birthday, dear George 17 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:20,741 Happy birthday to me 18 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,828 I go down on my knees to you. 19 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:42,262 How do you feel about 42? 20 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,809 - 42 what? - Mm. 21 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,478 You know. Years. 22 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:54,191 It depends. How do you feel? 23 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,986 - I feel betrayed. - Ohh. 24 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,822 Really? 25 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,282 Well... 26 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,493 You know... 27 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,829 ...they say... 28 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,872 ...you know who "they" are... 29 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,542 ...that life begins at 40. 30 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,336 I spent the last... 31 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,880 ...2 years... 32 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:22,219 ...realizing they'd been lying in their teeth. 33 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,517 I don't know. I think the last 2 years have been rather good. 34 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,644 That's because you're 38. 35 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,938 - Keep your voice down. - Ohh. 36 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,359 - Goodnight, George. - Mm. 37 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,611 - Good night, Sam. - Night, Sheila. 38 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,447 Night, Sheil. 39 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,327 Sam... 40 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,873 ...I want you to promise me something. 41 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,584 Never! 42 00:04:55,962 --> 00:05:00,632 Never throw me a surprise party again. 43 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,432 - You're welcome. - Oh, you know what I mean. 44 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,268 I'm going to fill out my night. 45 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:20,611 Could I have some more white wine, Bacchus, my dear? 46 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,905 How you feeling, birthday boy? 47 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,532 Oh. Invalided. 48 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,784 You mean invalid? 49 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,496 I'm... Well, that, too... 50 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:34,791 ...but I feel basically invalided, like an invalid. 51 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:39,963 Remember what they say, George. After 40, it's all patch, patch, patch. 52 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,590 Ugh. I'm going home. 53 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,260 - We're working here in the morning. - Oh, goody, goody. 54 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,653 - Hey, hi. - Hi. 55 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,530 - How you doing? - It's good to see you. 56 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:05,697 - How's the water? - Great. 57 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:19,211 Oh. Thanks, Covington. Thanks. 58 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,801 Happily 59 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:31,557 Oh, baby, won't you and me 60 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,934 We had it made 61 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,647 Here, try this. 62 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,443 Put this in front of "don't call it love." 63 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,946 - Oh, in front. - Right. Try it. 64 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,323 If they ask you 65 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:51,660 You can say that We ended happily 66 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,245 - And then have... - Right. 67 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,747 But don't call it love 68 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,417 When you're talking to me 69 00:06:58,710 --> 00:06:59,710 Great. 70 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,587 If they ask you 71 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,674 You can say that We ended happily 72 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,510 But don't call it love 73 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,972 When you're talking to me 74 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,016 - Great. Yeah. - Got it? 75 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:32,075 - I'm going home. - Right. 76 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,077 How's Sam? 77 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,705 Oh. Sam's great. 78 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,749 Sam's mostly always great. 79 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,375 Can I have my jacket, please? 80 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,545 That sounds mostly intellectual, not emotional. 81 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,213 I guess so. 82 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,092 I guess she'd be happier if things were more emotional. 83 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:52,179 - I guess so would you. - Ho-ho-ho. 84 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,640 For a man who's never been analyzed... 85 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,392 I'd analyze you better than that expensive shrink. 86 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,811 But you'd come out gay and I couldn't do that to Sam. 87 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,064 - Here you go. - Thanks. 88 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,568 - I'll give her your love. - No. Give her yours. 89 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:39,434 He's no more than a man 90 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:46,942 Nothing special that you'd run to see 91 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:52,864 He's a child to be sure At times insecure 92 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:58,078 But he pleases me 93 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:03,083 For when I'm in his arms 94 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:09,172 And the last little star slowly dies 95 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,509 I'm enchanted to be 96 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:17,848 The me that I see in his eyes 97 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:29,609 He's a man, nothing more 98 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:36,992 Sort of clumsy and absent of mind 99 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:43,623 Not the kind of a beau I dreamed long ago 100 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:48,170 That I would find 101 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:53,258 He's my lover, my friend 102 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:59,890 What more could I ask him to be? 103 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,435 So in our little plot 104 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:09,024 The mystery is what he sees in me 105 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:16,865 Why is it I never doubt him 106 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:22,245 When I've known all along 107 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,207 Now and then 108 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:32,380 The very best of men must roam 109 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:39,888 Sure, I get lonely without him 110 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:44,976 But a man, right or wrong 111 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:48,563 The more you bind him 112 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:54,861 The less you find him home 113 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,491 He's no more than a man 114 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:07,749 Just a weaver of wishes and dreams 115 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:13,171 Very shy, insecure 116 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,423 He's a child... 117 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,761 Oh, shit! 118 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,024 - Hi. - Hi. 119 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,901 - Are you hurt? - No. 120 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,778 Would you mind stepping out? 121 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,619 - Do you have a license? - Yeah. 122 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,296 Thank you. 123 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,591 Did you know your license had expired? 124 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,885 - What? - July 26. 125 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,803 Oh, no! 126 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,556 Yeah. Uh... 127 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,392 Do you have a registration? 128 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,478 - For the car. - Um... 129 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,606 Yeah, sure. 130 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,849 Expired license, no registration... 131 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,269 ...and reckless driving. 132 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,901 I think you'll need a lawyer to help you with this one, Mr. Webber. 133 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,402 Yeah. 134 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,117 - See if you can get this thing started. - Yeah. Thank you. 135 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,390 Go on, move it! 136 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,908 Marriage is a sacred commitment... 137 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,454 ...designed on earth, sanctified in heaven. 138 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,886 Consider these two rings. 139 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,430 Perfect circles... 140 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,099 ...without beginning, without end... 141 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,602 ...signifying God's eternal love and devotion. 142 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,190 Where would we be without God's love? 143 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:23,278 One of the most glorious of God's institutions... 144 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,156 ...is the institution of marriage. 145 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,702 A union of two souls swearing allegiance... 146 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:35,206 ...and promising in God's name to obey one another... 147 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,292 ...until death do them part. 148 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,461 In today's world... 149 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:43,298 ...it does well to consider such a commitment. 150 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,302 For in the final analysis, on the day of reckoning... 151 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,971 ...we shall all be held to account. 152 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,476 The time has come for David and Jenny... 153 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,645 ...to make this commitment to one another. 154 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,148 Do you, David, take Jennifer... 155 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,192 ...as your lawful wedded wife... 156 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,235 ...to have and to hold... 157 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,654 ...in sickness and in health... 158 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,574 ...from this day forward till death do you part? 159 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,246 Ahh! Shit! 160 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,618 Hello! 161 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,039 Hi. 162 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,708 - Whose car? - What? 163 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,919 - Whose car? - It's a loaner. 164 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,922 - Jesus, George! - Don't look. 165 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,216 What have you done to your nose? 166 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,260 A bee flew in the car. 167 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,720 My God! You're lucky you didn't have a wreck. 168 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,765 - I did have a wreck. I hit a police car. - A police car? 169 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,644 Yes. And not just a police car. A Beverly Hills police car. 170 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,398 - My God. Does it hurt? - You bet your knickers it hurts. 171 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,567 Have you taken anything for it? 172 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,320 Four of your birth control pills. I hope that's all right. 173 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,906 Try an antihistamine. 174 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,243 I don't like those. They make me pregnant. 175 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,412 I'll start dinner. 176 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,247 Thank God for that. 177 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,429 Okay, what's up? 178 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:57,974 What do you mean? 179 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,102 I've been getting strange vibrations. 180 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,192 Probably just a temporary... 181 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,486 ...malfunction of my biorhythms, dear. 182 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,988 Maybe you are allergic. 183 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,116 That bee sting's awfully close to your frontal lobes. 184 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,161 Sit down. You'll just screw things up in the kitchen. 185 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,496 - Go play the piano. - I want to do my share. 186 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,584 - You shall, darling. Later. - Ohh. Yeah! 187 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,007 Unbelievable. 188 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,186 Un-fucking-believable. 189 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,037 - Does that guy have a telescope too? - Yeah. 190 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,457 - See anything interesting? - Oh, yeah! 191 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,003 Hi, Sam! 192 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,506 Shit! She did it again. 193 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,049 The latest hike in OPEC oil... 194 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,136 That son of a bitch has a bigger telescope than we have. 195 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,595 Not "we" have, "you" have. 196 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:03,558 I don't peep into somebody else's windows to get my jollies. 197 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,727 You and your friend are dirty old men. 198 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,186 He's not my friend. 199 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,564 He should be. You know him intimately now. 200 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,943 I don't watch him, I watch his broads. He's got a hell of a stable. 201 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,070 He must be good in the sack. 202 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,739 What's that got to do with it? 203 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,950 Unless he has a new remote control screwing device... 204 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,328 ...how can you keep from watching him too? 205 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,580 I concentrate on the broads. 206 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,458 - He's around, isn't he? - Why are you so het up? 207 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,919 You got the time or you want to wait till after the late show? 208 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,467 First, I'm getting a little fed up... 209 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,971 ...at sexually emancipated ladies being referred to as "broads." 210 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,223 Second... 211 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,643 ...I think a telescope aimed at anything other than stars... 212 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:52,315 ...is an invasion of privacy and qualifies the voyeur as a peeping Tom. 213 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,859 And there's a very good law against that. 214 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,112 Third, the first two wouldn't bother me a bit... 215 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,782 ...if you'd stop watching so much television... 216 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,284 ...and pay attention to your bedroom guests. 217 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,453 This guest, in particular. 218 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,415 Now, you want to argue or you want to make love? 219 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,794 Define "broad." 220 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,299 - Your definition or mine? - I know yours. 221 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,135 A girl who screws around a lot. 222 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,346 - A hooker. - A hooker's a hooker. 223 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:27,058 Their spreading their legs doesn't make the terms interchangeable. 224 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,185 - What's the difference? - A hooker sells it. 225 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,480 So does a broad. A hooker makes the price going in. 226 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,651 Ahh. So by definition a broad is less virtuous than a hooker. 227 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,488 As far as I'm concerned, virtue has nothing to do with it. 228 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,826 As far as you or any man is concerned, virtue has everything to do with it. 229 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,453 Listen, I just said "broad." 230 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,206 You applied a disparaging connotation to the term. 231 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,542 Come on. Are you trying to tell me... 232 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,336 ...that "broad" is not a term used by men... 233 00:20:55,587 --> 00:21:00,675 - ...to describe women disparagingly? - I'm just saying I didn't use it that way. 234 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,388 - Would you call me a broad? - That depends. 235 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,224 On whether you watched me through a telescope... 236 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,185 ...while I fooled around with your degenerate neighbor. 237 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,603 Okay, you define it. 238 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:17,608 First and foremost, I don't equate the term exclusively with sex... 239 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,361 ...voyeurism or, quote, "degeneracy." 240 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,030 - You do that. - So do you, but you won't admit it. 241 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,701 "Broad" to me is just another colloquial term for "woman"! 242 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,953 Like "dame," "skirt"... 243 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,746 - "Moll." - "Crumpet." "Moll." 244 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,958 I'm sure Dillinger never used that word derogatorily. 245 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:38,880 For authority on female aggrandizement consult the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List. 246 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,548 Let's look it up. 247 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,633 I want your definition, not Webster's. 248 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,636 I'm going to get Monsieur Roget's definition. 249 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,221 You know my definition. 250 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,600 "Broad" means woman. Not good, not bad, unless so designated. 251 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,102 You said a broad does it for money. 252 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,106 You said a hooker sells it. I said so does a broad. 253 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,443 If a broad is a woman, then women screw for money? 254 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,487 - Some women! - Broads! 255 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:08,075 Some broads do it for other things, but in a way, they sell it! 256 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,163 Here we are: "Woman - dame, hen, petticoat." 257 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,249 "Slang or derogatory. Jane, broad." 258 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,920 Look. "Slang. Derogatory. Broad." 259 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,297 Okay? How about that, smartass? 260 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,634 You want to look up "derogatory?" 261 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,767 George... 262 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,647 Don't be a shitheel. 263 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,985 Whatever Monsieur Roget's définition was... 264 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:47,281 ...I was not using the term in a derogatory fashion! 265 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,826 Some of my oldest and dearest friends are broads! 266 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,828 - Including your mother. - You bet! 267 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,163 I want a broad... 268 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:59,168 My maternal grandmother was one of the greatest broads that ever lived. 269 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,296 They don't make "broads" like that anymore. 270 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,550 - You know what's wrong with you? - Male chauvinist pig. 271 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,926 Besides that. 272 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:10,721 You're gutless. You're afraid to admit you blew it, and lose like a man. 273 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,140 I wouldn't mind losing like a man... 274 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,644 ...if you weren't so damned determined to win like one! 275 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,689 Oh, Christ. 276 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,281 I've got an early call. 277 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,659 Um... Care to translate that? 278 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,579 Yup. It's getting late. I think I'd better go. 279 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,877 From Hollywood, The Tonight Show... 280 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,546 ...starring Johnny Carson. 281 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,881 This is Ed McMahon, along with Doc Severinsen... 282 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,009 ...and the NBC Orchestra, inviting you... 283 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,137 ...to join Johnny and his guest Cloris Leachman. 284 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,849 From the Metropolitan Opera company, Judith Blegen... 285 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,019 I thought we were going to make love. 286 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:01,022 It'll cost you 50 bucks and an apology. 287 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,984 Here's Johnny! 288 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,219 Sam! 289 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,731 Oh, damn! 290 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,071 Oh, bollocks! 291 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,464 God. 292 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,237 Oh, God. 293 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,286 I give my heart 294 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,874 Just to one man 295 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,460 Loving... 296 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,462 I can't hear you, Fraser. 297 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,176 This too I swear 298 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,805 While I am there 299 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,599 - It's too soon. - Keep going. 300 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,519 Didn't we have more tables in San Francisco? 301 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,813 More tables, you know. Never mind. 302 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:10,860 I give my heart 303 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:14,113 I know my man 304 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,658 Hold it. You must spend more time at the tables. 305 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,994 Did we have more tables in San Francisco? 306 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,245 We did, but... 307 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,415 - Do you mind if I make a phone call? - Go ahead. 308 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,375 Give everybody a 10, would you? 309 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,336 Okay. Everybody take 10, please. 310 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,010 Stage phone, please. 311 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,887 Sorry, that line's busy. 312 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,519 - Still busy. - I'll hold. 313 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,573 Okay, over here! 314 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,373 Still busy. 315 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,960 Okay, thank you. 316 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,111 Does he do anything except swim and jog on the beach? 317 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,738 Oh, yes. 318 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:41,742 He makes me happy, so I let him swim and jog on the beach. 319 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:45,079 The more you do for him, the more he rubs your nose in it. 320 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:49,834 Speaking of noses, why don't you keep yours out of my personal affairs? 321 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:55,089 In return, I won't bring up that you've acted like a spoiled child all morning. 322 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,760 I'm going to the market. Anybody want anything? 323 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,595 No, but bring back the receipts. 324 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,764 George thinks you take advantage of me. 325 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:08,269 Is that so? Well, I suppose I do. 326 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,229 But then, nobody's perfect. 327 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:11,647 Oh, George is. 328 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,691 What a drag. 329 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:19,488 Hugh, sometimes you really are a pain-in-the-ass fag. 330 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:24,368 Coming from one of the great Anglo-Saxon heterosexual... 331 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:27,580 ...bores of all time, that's the ultimate compliment. 332 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:31,166 You've brooded and sulked around my house all morning... 333 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:35,004 ...without the good manners to explain or apologize, and I'm fed up. 334 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:38,007 So you know what I'll do? I'll call it a day. 335 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,594 I'll invite some company over to soak up the strain. 336 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,846 Some happy, conversational... 337 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:46,724 ...intellectually stimulating, pleasant company. 338 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,518 The Malibu chapter of the Sugar Plum Fairies? 339 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,731 As you don't qualify, you understand why I don't ask you to stay. 340 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,900 I couldn't. I forgot my tutu. 341 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,069 Yeah, see you later, Butch. 342 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,422 - I won't be long. - Don't be. 343 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,716 What does that mean? 344 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,093 It means go to the store and come back. 345 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,888 Don't hang around with your friends at the beach! 346 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,431 Don't get heavy with me. 347 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,725 I'll be back when I'm ready. 348 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:37,232 What were your thoughts at the moment of this fixation? 349 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:43,280 That she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. 350 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,618 Uh, on a scale from 1 to 10? 351 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,788 11. 352 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,957 You said there was no such thing as a 10. 353 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,167 There's nothing unusual. 354 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,336 I was sitting at the stop sign. 355 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,630 I wasn't thinking anything special. 356 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,341 Suddenly there she was. And I reacted. 357 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,844 I mean, I wasn't expecting to see that vision. 358 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:10,182 What about the young girls on the beach? And Larry? 359 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,017 I don't like... 360 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,147 ...middle age. 361 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:20,985 I mean, it's not that complicated. I'd just rather be 30. 362 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,070 Or 20, even. 363 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:27,408 God. If to make it, I had to change places with Larry... 364 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,535 ...and a life of faggotry... 365 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,746 ...I'd sure as hell give it consideration. 366 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,332 You don't consider that significant? 367 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,753 I'm just using an extreme example to make a point. 368 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,382 If you could, wouldn't you change places with Larry? 369 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:45,676 But I can't! 370 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,262 Didn't you ever play games like that? 371 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,890 But not to the point where I got all hung up with it. 372 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:56,437 You're becoming obsessed with the ugliness of old age. 373 00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,107 The fear of death. The inevitability of it. 374 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,110 You'd change places with a homosexual to put it off. 375 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,945 So what do you do? 376 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,697 You play it safe. 377 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:10,284 You get a fixation on a beautiful young girl. 378 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,120 A "vision," I think was your description. 379 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:16,790 And I suspect, for your total vision... 380 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,500 ...a virgin. 381 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:24,631 Yes? 382 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:28,927 Um, excuse me, reverend, I was just driving by your church... 383 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:32,639 ...and, uh, a thought struck me. 384 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,767 If it wouldn't be an imposition... 385 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:38,771 ...and you could spare a few minutes, I'd be eternally grateful. 386 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:39,980 By George! 387 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,024 Aren't you George...? 388 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,736 - Webber. - Of course! 389 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,404 George Webber! 390 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,573 My goodness! 391 00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:51,658 Well, come on in, George! 392 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,244 - Thank you. - How wonderful! 393 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:57,164 You know, George, I'm a songwriter too. 394 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,838 When you are near 395 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:08,258 Though we're under a cloud 396 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:11,178 Why do I hear 397 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:15,307 Rainbows that shine out loud 398 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,352 Why is there music 399 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:22,022 When I'm kissing your glove 400 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,733 Could it be 401 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,779 That I have an ear for love 402 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,825 Why, when you smile 403 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,827 Do those bells ding-a-ling 404 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,872 Turning my heart 405 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:43,043 Into a thumping thing 406 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,880 Glee clubs of moonbeams 407 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:51,343 Sing your name in the blue 408 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,639 When I hold you near My love 409 00:32:56,182 --> 00:33:01,270 Look into my ear My love 410 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:05,232 You'll see that what I say I hear 411 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,734 My love 412 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,572 Is true 413 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,492 Well? 414 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,120 Well... 415 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,706 Now, George, you must be absolutely frank with me. 416 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,375 Yes. Well, frankly, I... 417 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:27,629 - I'm stunned. - Do you think it's professional? 418 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,549 I think it's amazing. 419 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,260 You realize, I've loved music all my life. 420 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,596 Excuse us, Mrs. Kissel. 421 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,640 Loved it all my life. Of course, I made a choice. 422 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:41,935 I'm not dissatisfied. I took the right road. 423 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:44,688 - I think you did. - But the music, you know. 424 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,774 - Always there, right? - Oh, yes, yes. 425 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,944 Sometimes, though, it gets to be almost too much. 426 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,781 I feel like chucking everything, and just write, write. 427 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:59,161 Yes. Well, I think you should stick with it, reverend. 428 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,622 You really did like it. 429 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:05,292 No. He that hath clean hands and a pure heart... 430 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,670 ...who hath not lifted up his soul unto vanity... 431 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,591 Yes, yes. Quite. 432 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:24,770 All right, Mrs. Kissel, we'll take care of it. 433 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,105 - She's been with me for ages. - Yes. 434 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,068 It's all right. You go on back to the kitchen now. 435 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,819 No damage done. 436 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:36,198 How old is she? 437 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:39,201 I honestly don't know. I don't think she does. 438 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,838 Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog. 439 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:57,928 I mean, the whole depersonalized lifestyle that puts down anything traditional... 440 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:01,640 ...and completely ignores many of our... 441 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:04,101 ...socially most fundamental institutions. 442 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,978 Such as marriage, for instance. 443 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,939 Right on, George. Heh-heh-heh. 444 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,526 I think I'm fairly well psychologically oriented. 445 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,862 I've talked to psychologists, psychiatrists... 446 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,864 ...welfare workers... 447 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:20,993 But when I drove by your church today, I thought, "God! 448 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,494 Goodness... 449 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,248 ...who better than somebody who truly represents... 450 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,209 ...the institution of marriage and all it stands for?" 451 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,128 I'd be more than happy to help. 452 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:34,047 That's really marvelous. 453 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,175 Well, for instance, compared to, say, 5 or 10... 454 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:38,802 You may not believe it... 455 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,555 ...but just as many young people are marrying today... 456 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,348 - ...as they were 10 years ago. - Really? 457 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:44,891 Of course, there's a difference. 458 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:48,687 It fits right in with this depersonalized concept. 459 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:53,400 So many don't seem able to relate to the true meaning of the ceremony. 460 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:57,904 Mm. Can you be more specific? Have you married any young people lately? 461 00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:02,075 Yesterday I married Jennifer Miles and David Hanley. 462 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:05,412 Perhaps you might know the bride's father, Dr. Miles. 463 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,332 He's a very prominent Beverly Hills dentist. 464 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,208 No. No. 465 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,401 - Theater. - Stage phone, please. 466 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,988 All I possess is 467 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:43,033 Get the phone 468 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:46,828 Hello? 469 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:49,206 - Samantha Taylor, please. - She's busy. 470 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,583 God, she's always busy. 471 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:55,837 My name is George Webber. I'm trying to get a message to her. Can I do that? 472 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:59,257 - For Samantha Taylor? Who's calling? - Right. George Webber. 473 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:02,052 - Webber. - Could you spell that? 474 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,971 W-E-B-B-E-R. 475 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,641 - Got it. - Hello? Hello? 476 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,935 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. If you could just tell her... 477 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,398 Hello? Oh, dammit! 478 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,839 Oh, God! 479 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,507 You have all the... Ohh! 480 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:57,023 Ahh! Shit! God! 481 00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:01,194 Dammit. Ow! 482 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:04,865 Hey, I see him! 483 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:08,535 What's he doing? 484 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,077 Come on, George! 485 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,397 - Oh! - Hello? 486 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,608 Hello! 487 00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:29,616 I didn't want to bother you but I'm leaving town tomorrow. 488 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,620 How long since you've had your teeth checked? 489 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,915 God, I don't know. Uh... 490 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,960 My dentist is Dr. Shoup in New York. Do you know him? 491 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,921 - No. Don't believe I do. - Oh. 492 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,343 Open, please. 493 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,639 - Ahh! - Shh. 494 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:57,269 How long since you've seen Dr. Shoup? 495 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:58,687 Couple of years. 496 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:01,439 - You've got six cavities. - Tsk, tsk, tsk. 497 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:03,358 - Two of them are pretty bad. - Really. 498 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:07,612 - Six cavities? - This is the worst. See this shadow? 499 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:10,907 That's the nerve. Lucky if we can save this tooth. 500 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,742 Oh. What? 501 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:16,913 - Who are my next appointments? - Mrs. Phillips and Mr. Rodinsky. 502 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:20,667 Now open as wide as you can, please. Wide. Wide. 503 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,003 See if you can cancel them. 504 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,799 And tell Janie that we may have to work through the lunch hour. 505 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:34,347 You have to do them all now? Couldn't we just do the bad ones? 506 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:39,269 Well, they're all bad. Two of them really serious. But they're all bad. 507 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:43,815 Look, I can cancel my vacation for a few days... 508 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:46,985 I'm afraid that wouldn't help very much. 509 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:50,822 In an emergency, I can shift things around a bit. 510 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,992 But otherwise I'm booked solid for the next month. 511 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:56,786 No, I think under the circumstances... 512 00:40:56,996 --> 00:41:00,206 ...better we just get it over with. It won't be so bad. 513 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:04,502 Then you can take your vacation, and as far as your teeth are concerned... 514 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:07,213 ...you can relax and enjoy yourself. 515 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:13,386 - Beginning to feel the Novocaine? - Yeah. My lips are tingling. 516 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,516 I enjoy your music. 517 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:23,730 The last time I was in New York, Mrs. Miles and I saw, uh... 518 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,317 ...Dream Boat! That was your show, wasn't it? 519 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,568 - Uh. Ha-ha-ha! 520 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,945 It was '67. '68. 521 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:32,864 - '68. - '68. 522 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:36,242 That was a hell of a good show. 523 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,620 - That hurt? - Not really. 524 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:46,086 Where are you going on your vacation? 525 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:48,421 The Virgin Islands. 526 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,758 Mrs. Miles and I always go to Mexico. 527 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,219 - Oh. - Las Hadas. 528 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,097 Lava tus dientes. 529 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,517 That's Spanish for "brush your teeth." 530 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,936 It's really terrific. 531 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:06,272 My daughter Jenny's there now on her honeymoon. 532 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,795 - How are you? - Not very well. 533 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,130 Pardon? 534 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,593 - This'll take a few minutes. - Okay. 535 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,804 - Sir? - Forget it. 536 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,472 Sure. 537 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,697 Hi, Mr. Webber. 538 00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:01,953 Cup of coffee. Black coffee. 539 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:05,415 - Oh, coffee. - Coffee. 540 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,418 That's all right. 541 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:31,941 Thank you. 542 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:54,172 Oh, Christ. 543 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,057 Hello? 544 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,478 - Hello? - Who is this? 545 00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:14,692 Is this 275-0817? 546 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,736 Yeah, yeah, it's George. 547 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,087 Hello? 548 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,121 Operator. 549 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:11,124 Operator, I'm having trouble reaching 275-0817. 550 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,542 Could you try it, please? 551 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,599 Hello? 552 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:30,143 Hello? 553 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,736 - Operator. - Would you get me the police? 554 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:52,665 - Josh? - Yeah? 555 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,585 - I'm going out. I'll be back. - Okay. 556 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:58,504 - Do your homework. - I've already done it! 557 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,129 Oh, what? 558 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,071 What is this? What's wrong? What's wrong? 559 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,991 - Pardon? - What's wrong? What are you doing here? 560 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:10,785 We got a call from a Miss Taylor. 561 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,871 She spoke to this house. A strange man answered. 562 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:17,917 He spoke gibberish, made obscene sounds. 563 00:47:22,881 --> 00:47:25,258 She was afraid Mr. Webber, the tenant... 564 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:28,094 - That's me! - ...met with foul play. 565 00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,771 The prescription's for G. Webber. 566 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,816 Do you know Mr. Webber? 567 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,239 He wants to write something. 568 00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:13,848 "My name is George Webber. 569 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:18,644 I just came from the dentist where I had 6 cavities filled. 570 00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:21,230 I have identification in the house." 571 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:22,857 Six? 572 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:28,112 You better take it easy. Pain pills and alcohol don't mix. 573 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,864 You could've fooled me. 574 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:25,878 Oh, George! With the... 575 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:28,506 Come in. Step right in. 576 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:33,219 George? 577 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,015 George? 578 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:45,606 You go for it, George! 579 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,734 - Are you going for it? - I'm going for it. 580 00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,028 Oh, God! Anything. 581 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,420 I want to say something. 582 00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:10,965 - I have a telescope. - You do? 583 00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:14,969 I look at him every day and he looks at me. 584 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,264 I don't think I've been so happy for years. 585 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,851 Come have a walk with me. 586 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:42,788 You miserable little son of a bitch! 587 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,811 - Yup? - Sam? 588 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,604 Yep! 589 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:57,238 Oh, fuck! Uh. 590 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:19,468 Hello? 591 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,595 Aeromexico. 592 00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:12,790 Damn you, George! 593 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:02,816 - George Webber. - Would you please sign in? 594 00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:17,623 Mr. Webber? 595 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,084 Buenos dias. 596 00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:22,419 I'm Vicente, the assistant manager. 597 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:24,463 Welcome to Las Hadas. 598 00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:33,180 Is that for me? 599 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:36,892 It's a custom here at Las Hadas. It'll keep you cool. 600 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:41,605 - Can I drink on the way to the room? - Of course. 601 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:50,948 We've got a very beautiful place here. 602 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,368 Look out! 603 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:04,837 I hope the maid has made up the room. Good, she did. 604 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,297 Mr. Webber? 605 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:09,008 - Mr. Webber. - Huh? 606 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:10,884 Right this way. 607 00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,137 Mr. Webber, right this way. 608 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,767 - You must have had a rough flight. - Huh? 609 00:57:19,311 --> 00:57:21,937 - I said you must have had a rough flight. - Nyeh. 610 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:24,189 These rooms are well-insulated. 611 00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:26,525 You'll have peace and quiet. 612 00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:28,235 And also, as I said... 613 00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:32,072 ...the view from the balcony is magnificent. 614 00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,831 Mr. Webber? 615 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,499 Mr. Webber? 616 00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:12,071 - Hugh? - Hm? 617 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:17,242 What is it about that miserable little son of a bitch that makes me care? 618 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:20,329 - Well... - I don't want to, you know. 619 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:24,875 He's more trouble than any man I've ever known, including my ex-husband. 620 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:29,129 Apart from being uncommonly bright, wonderfully witty... 621 00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:32,216 ...generous, occasionally lovable and a genius... 622 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:34,718 ...I can't think of a single thing. 623 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:38,138 - How about unnaturally belligerent? - Oh, yes. 624 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,558 - Exhaustingly childish? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 625 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,228 We've nothing in common. 626 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:46,355 We're the original odd couple. 627 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,400 And when he really gets me going... 628 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:53,070 ...I can't ask him to step outside because he's too small. 629 00:58:56,449 --> 00:58:58,075 I hope he's gone for good. 630 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:00,119 Well, he hasn't. 631 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,871 - He's going through male menopause. - Come on. 632 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:06,125 All right. Ladies have a biological edge... 633 00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:10,796 ...but most males over 40 make up for it in the emotional department. 634 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,840 He's gone. I don't know where he is. 635 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:16,468 Nothing has happened to him. Nothing sinister, that is. 636 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:20,264 It'll take him a while to find out he's a certified imbecile. 637 00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:24,643 He'll come home, tail between his legs and settle down for good. 638 00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:27,604 Lest ye judge harshly, remember... 639 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,649 - Nobody's perfect. - Thank God. 640 00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:36,655 Anyway, I'd still like to punch him right in the mouth. 641 01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:29,166 Buenos dias. 642 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:33,212 A very good evening to you. 643 01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:36,840 Oh. I'd like strong black coffee and some amphetamines. 644 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,510 Might I suggest the dining room? 645 01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,386 And the local pusher. 646 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,722 In whatever order you consider appropriate. 647 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,724 Yes, yes. 648 01:00:46,267 --> 01:00:47,768 I'll settle for a brandy. 649 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,561 - Thanks. - Certainly. 650 01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:02,658 Cheers. 651 01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:14,795 I think, one more time, basically. 652 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:18,549 If you still want coffee... 653 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,093 I've survived the crisis, thank you. 654 01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:23,762 - Is there a phone I can use? - Sure. 655 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,267 - Dial "9." - Mm. 656 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:30,602 Thank you. 657 01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:34,106 - Operator. - Mm. 658 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:37,609 Hello, this is Mr. George Webber. 659 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:39,111 I'm in room... 660 01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:42,698 I don't know what room I'm in. Do you know? 661 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:45,951 - Yes. 104. - Thank God. Thank you. 662 01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:49,079 Could you do me a favor and get me... 663 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:51,415 ...area code 213... 664 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:56,128 ...655-2264? 665 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,338 Miss Samantha Taylor. 666 01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:01,508 - Miss Samantha Taylor? - Right. Thank you. 667 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:11,310 By what name are you known, sir? 668 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:13,812 I'm known by the name of "Donald." 669 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:17,232 "Don," to my friends and paying customers. 670 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:21,445 In that case... 671 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,113 ...another double, Don. 672 01:02:23,781 --> 01:02:25,866 "Double Don." That'll be hard to say... 673 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,993 ...by the shank of the evening. 674 01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:29,828 Better make that a single. 675 01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:40,047 Hello? Yes. 676 01:02:40,673 --> 01:02:42,591 - Sam! - George? 677 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:46,094 Yes. Listen, you'll never guess in a million years. 678 01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:47,971 I'm in Mexico. 679 01:02:48,681 --> 01:02:49,973 And I'm sitting in... 680 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:51,850 ...the Las Hadas bar... 681 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,686 ...having a brandy with my old friend, Don. 682 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,940 - Say hello to Sam, Don. - Hello, Sam. 683 01:02:58,942 --> 01:03:01,485 Listen, I tried to call you a dozen times. 684 01:03:02,987 --> 01:03:04,863 When do you plan on coming back? 685 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:08,784 Hello? George? 686 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,661 Darling... 687 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,413 ...I won't stay... 688 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,627 ...a minute longer than I have to. 689 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:20,504 Just a couple of days... 690 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:24,049 ...a couple of weeks. I should have it all sorted out. 691 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,176 I love you too much... 692 01:03:26,427 --> 01:03:28,553 ...to put you through all that rubbish. 693 01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:30,347 I need... Ahem. 694 01:03:30,556 --> 01:03:33,892 I need the time to be alone. 695 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,270 Okay? 696 01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:40,440 Sam? Sam? 697 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,695 - Mm-hm? - Say something. 698 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:47,364 Piss off, George! 699 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,671 They don't write music like that anymore. 700 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,508 Well, not much anymore, anyway. 701 01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:08,468 Is that good or bad? 702 01:04:08,761 --> 01:04:10,429 What do you think? 703 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:15,851 I'm opposed to bartenders making value judgments while on duty. 704 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:19,271 - For that matter, so is the management. - Oh, poo-poo. 705 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,274 How old are you? 706 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:25,193 Thirty-seven. But I look 40. 707 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,321 No. You look 33. 708 01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:31,283 That's because I'm really 25. 709 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:39,833 We are each of us the product of an era. 710 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:44,087 That music is my era. 711 01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:47,716 Beautiful melody. 712 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:52,262 Great lyric. 713 01:04:54,515 --> 01:04:56,516 If you were 19... 714 01:04:57,852 --> 01:05:00,437 ...and 20 years from now... 715 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,400 ...you were dancing with your wife... 716 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,862 ...or girlfriend you knew in high school... 717 01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:11,990 ...and you said to her, "Darling... 718 01:05:13,534 --> 01:05:15,494 ...they're playing our song"... 719 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:18,163 ...do you know what they'd be playing? 720 01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:21,333 "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" 721 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,170 What the fucking hell kind of era is that? 722 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,299 - To each his own. - Ah. Now that's a good song. 723 01:05:52,698 --> 01:05:54,116 What... 724 01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:58,745 What is the sum total of my indebtedness... 725 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,540 ...to this establishment? 726 01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:08,255 Name and room number. 727 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,806 I have left something for your favorite charity. 728 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:19,850 - That's me. - Why not? 729 01:06:20,434 --> 01:06:22,144 - Good night, Don. - Good night. 730 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,979 Mr. Webber... 731 01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:27,274 And for what it's worth... 732 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:29,693 ...I like your songs. 733 01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:31,945 God. 734 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:35,949 Well... 735 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:42,664 You know something? You suddenly don't look a day over 30. 736 01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:29,920 Oh, Sam. 737 01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:33,298 Come and save me, for chrissake. 738 01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:47,854 - Hello? - Josh. 739 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:49,606 - Yeah. - Hi, it's George. 740 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:51,483 - How are you? - Okay. 741 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,318 Let me speak to your mother. 742 01:07:53,527 --> 01:07:55,070 She doesn't want to talk to you. 743 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:57,572 What do you mean? 744 01:07:57,782 --> 01:08:01,409 Young man, go and tell her I'm on the phone, right now! 745 01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:03,203 Piss off, George! 746 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:32,816 I couldn't sleep. 747 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:35,193 - It's the brandy. - Yeah. 748 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:39,197 - Let's get back to the doubles. - How will that help you sleep? 749 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:42,367 I said I couldn't. I didn't say I wanted to. 750 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,828 Live and learn, like I always say. 751 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,746 Oh, God. 752 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:49,457 What else do you always say? 753 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,418 I always say... 754 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:53,837 ...down the hatch. 755 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,049 Up the rebels. 756 01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:07,934 Hello. 757 01:09:12,898 --> 01:09:14,858 Hello. 758 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:21,156 I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you George Webber? 759 01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:26,244 Yes, I am, and I don't think you're being the teeniest bit rude. 760 01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,371 Terrific. 761 01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:32,167 I met you at Truman Capote's party. 762 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:37,088 - Terrific. - My name is Mary Lewis. 763 01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:40,925 - Congratulations, Mary Lewis. - Thank you. Thank you. 764 01:09:46,807 --> 01:09:49,059 Enid. Enid, darling. Have you met my wife? 765 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:52,479 I'm so pissed. 766 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:56,941 - She's lost her shape. - She's going to enjoy this. 767 01:09:57,485 --> 01:10:00,070 Nice room you have. Pretty. 768 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,074 - Oh! - Oh, God! 769 01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:05,658 I'm sorry. 770 01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:08,161 Let me make it well. 771 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,709 I don't want you to be afraid. 772 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,146 George. 773 01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:39,567 Is it me? 774 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:43,822 No. 775 01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:45,323 Yes, it is. 776 01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:48,576 Okay. 777 01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:51,538 - Is it? - No. 778 01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:56,459 It is me, isn't it? 779 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,878 No. 780 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:04,092 This ever happen to you before? 781 01:11:07,012 --> 01:11:10,473 Well, it's happened to me before. 782 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:17,522 Ta-da. Heh-heh-heh. 783 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:20,275 There was this... 784 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:24,279 ...beautiful guy. Willis. 785 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,948 - Willis... - Ackerman. 786 01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:29,159 Willis Ackerman. 787 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:34,330 We slept together, by actual count, 16 times. 788 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,044 No matter what we did or how, he just couldn't manage. 789 01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:42,380 That's terrible. 790 01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:48,386 One time he got so crazy, he just started punching the wall. 791 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,763 Hit it as hard as he could. 792 01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:53,224 Broke the old hand in three places. 793 01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,231 He swore he loved me. 794 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:04,777 He'd sit on that bed in the dark and he would cry like a baby. 795 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:08,823 It never happened to him before, he said. 796 01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:13,495 We stopped seeing each other finally. 797 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:17,457 You know, he's got three kids now. 798 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:21,461 He's married and he's got 3 kids in 4 years. 799 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,756 I think he's... 800 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,050 ...worked his problem out. 801 01:12:27,259 --> 01:12:32,514 Yeah, well, I was his problem and he sure worked me right out. 802 01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:42,106 So don't go punching any walls, Georgie, huh? 803 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,776 Some of us... 804 01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:48,029 ...just don't bring out the man in men. 805 01:12:51,116 --> 01:12:52,909 Good night, sweet Georgie. 806 01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:17,684 The sand is hot! Oh! Ah! Hot! 807 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,895 Oh, God. 808 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,614 The sand is hot. 809 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,999 God, bloody hell. 810 01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:51,384 - Oh! Ha, ha. - Sorry. 811 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:01,311 Ah! Ahh. Oh, God. 812 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,529 God. 813 01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:40,058 Hello. Drink, sir? 814 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,268 Can I get you anything to drink? 815 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,604 Something cool, refreshing? 816 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:46,856 Can I soak my feet in it? 817 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:51,736 How about a Bloody Mary? You can stand in the ocean while drinking it. 818 01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:54,947 God, yeah. That may be the suggestion of the week. 819 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,991 - Thank you. - Okay. 820 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,296 Oh, God. 821 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:14,133 Think I'll go out and get a surfboard. 822 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,765 Ow, ow! Damn! Damn! 823 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,726 Ah, fuck it! 824 01:16:06,478 --> 01:16:08,521 - Here you go, sir. - Oh, shit! 825 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,648 Here's your Bloody Mary. 826 01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:13,151 - Would you like to drink it in the ocean? - No, no. 827 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:16,863 - It's really warm in the ocean. - No, no. 828 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,032 - I'll take you on my back. Come on. - No. 829 01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,185 - Okay here, sir? - Yeah. 830 01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:49,187 - Cheers! - Thank you. 831 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:51,022 Enjoy yourself. 832 01:16:57,112 --> 01:17:03,034 - He is a very enterprising young man. - Mm. Yes, yes. 833 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:06,120 I must admit I feel a bit foolish. 834 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:10,166 - Good morning. - Good morning. 835 01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:17,673 I didn't get your name. 836 01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:20,885 Webber. George. 837 01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:24,096 - Collins. Bill. - Hi. How are you? 838 01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:26,891 - Switzer. Chuck. - Hi. 839 01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:31,395 Chuck refuses to be carried. 840 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:33,981 He used to be a Marine. 841 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,985 Oh, well. To Tripoli. 842 01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:40,822 Semper fi. 843 01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:58,256 I was in the Royal Air Force, as a matter of fact. 844 01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:02,635 I thought you had to be English to be in that. 845 01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:04,262 You do. 846 01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:08,599 - You an English fellow, huh? Mm-hm. 847 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:12,520 That's all right. 848 01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:56,415 Sir. Can I get you anything else? 849 01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:58,918 Yeah. Terrific. 850 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:00,586 How about a beer? 851 01:20:00,837 --> 01:20:04,632 Uh. No, actually. Thanks. I think I might go for a swim. 852 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,551 - If you need anything... - I'll give you a shout. 853 01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:26,153 - Surfboard? - It's great. Can I get you one? 854 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:28,197 I've never really used one. 855 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:31,450 There's nothing to it. No big waves. Just paddle around. 856 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,952 Sure it's not dangerous? 857 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,539 Absolutely. The hotel's had only one accident since opening. 858 01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:39,667 - That was because the dummy fell asleep. - Fell asleep? 859 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,586 Yeah. He fell asleep on the board... 860 01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:45,506 ...drifted out to sea and the currents got him. 861 01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:50,177 The currents? 862 01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:53,347 Past the point, there's heavy currents. 6 or 7 knots. 863 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:57,893 If you're on a surfboard or swimming, that's it. You could end up in Peru. 864 01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:02,773 - You mean he... - Never found him. 865 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,317 But you don't fall asleep on a surfboard. 866 01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:07,445 And you don't paddle out too far. 867 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:11,032 - Well, maybe tomorrow. - What about sailing? 868 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:15,244 - Great sport. - Maybe. I'll see you later. 869 01:21:15,829 --> 01:21:17,038 Adios. 870 01:24:05,790 --> 01:24:09,126 Hey! Hey! Hey! 871 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:17,551 Come on! 872 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:56,465 Against odds and without thought for his own safety... 873 01:24:56,716 --> 01:24:59,218 ...George Webber, composer, playwright... 874 01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:01,637 ...and winner of four Academy Awards... 875 01:25:01,888 --> 01:25:05,224 ...braved treacherous waters to save a drowning man. 876 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:08,102 David Hanley, 23, and his bride, Jennifer... 877 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:11,730 ...are honeymooning at the Las Hadas Hotel in Mexico. 878 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:15,734 David fell asleep on his surfboard and drifted out to sea. 879 01:25:15,902 --> 01:25:16,944 I've got to call Sam! 880 01:25:17,153 --> 01:25:21,073 ...told me how dangerous it is in the currents. 881 01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:22,908 I was out in the boat... 882 01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:24,493 ...and I decided... 883 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:28,330 ...there wasn't time to go for help, so I went after him. 884 01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:30,124 Hello? Hello? 885 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:34,169 - George Webber, please. - One moment please. 886 01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:37,923 - To your very good health. - Thank you, Don. 887 01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:39,466 - Cheers. - Cheers. 888 01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:46,307 - Lounge. - Mr. Webber, please. 889 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:47,766 Wait one moment. 890 01:25:48,018 --> 01:25:50,311 - Are you in? - No, no. 891 01:25:51,938 --> 01:25:54,940 Listen, Kitty, until otherwise instructed... 892 01:25:55,942 --> 01:25:57,860 ...Mr. Webber'll be incommunicado. 893 01:25:58,111 --> 01:26:00,571 Oh, my God! Where's that? 894 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:03,490 About 20 miles east, and make a left turn. 895 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:06,368 Okay. Thank you, Don. 896 01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:10,331 Clever girl. She wanted to know where "communicado" was. 897 01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:12,916 Oh, it's very obvious. 898 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,377 It's a stone's throw from "cognito." 899 01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:18,380 Sorry. 900 01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:19,923 Sorry. 901 01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:28,974 This is the new one, Hugh. 902 01:30:18,538 --> 01:30:20,455 That's beautiful. 903 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:23,959 More, Georgie. 904 01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:26,503 Play "Funny Valentine." 905 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:30,757 You don't remember? I played that for you already. 906 01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:32,175 You did? 907 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:35,304 At Truman Capote's party. 908 01:30:35,555 --> 01:30:37,973 Gosh, I don't remember. 909 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:41,935 Are you sure? 910 01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:45,564 I play it at every party. 911 01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:55,490 Keep a light in the window. I may be back. 912 01:30:55,658 --> 01:30:57,909 - Right, mate. - Oh, yes. 913 01:31:16,512 --> 01:31:18,430 - Who is it? - Uh, George Webber. 914 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,185 Sorry, I didn't realize you were in the shower. 915 01:31:23,353 --> 01:31:24,645 Oh, no, no. Come in. 916 01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:27,439 I tried to call, but you weren't in. 917 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:30,108 I'll just slip into a robe. Come in. 918 01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:35,697 There's a bar if you want a drink. 919 01:31:35,948 --> 01:31:37,366 There's a joint in the ashtray. 920 01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:04,893 I didn't get home from the hospital until 8:00. 921 01:32:05,103 --> 01:32:06,436 How is your husband? 922 01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,356 He's got a terrible sunburn. 923 01:32:09,565 --> 01:32:11,692 He'll lie on his stomach for days. 924 01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:14,319 It could have been much worse. 925 01:32:15,196 --> 01:32:17,322 - Wouldn't you like a drink? - No, thanks. 926 01:32:17,573 --> 01:32:19,908 - Some grass? - No, no, no. 927 01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:23,495 - Would you like to sit down? - Yes. 928 01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:29,418 You know my father. 929 01:32:29,585 --> 01:32:31,461 - Yes. - He says you're his patient. 930 01:32:31,629 --> 01:32:34,089 - Dr. Miles, D.D.S. - That's right. 931 01:32:35,299 --> 01:32:37,259 Well, isn't that wild? 932 01:32:38,511 --> 01:32:40,220 Yeah. 933 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:41,972 You wouldn't believe this. 934 01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:44,891 About two weeks ago, David and I saw you on Dinah Shore. 935 01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:46,143 Oh, right. 936 01:32:46,310 --> 01:32:50,188 To be honest, I didn't know who you were or what you did. 937 01:32:50,690 --> 01:32:54,860 But I said to David, "There's a really attractive older man." 938 01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:57,696 Oh. Well, that's nice. 939 01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:01,283 And you've written all those songs. 940 01:33:01,701 --> 01:33:03,660 - A few. - Elevator music. 941 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,788 God! Elevator music. 942 01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:11,001 The music in elevators. Lots of violins. 943 01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:14,171 I know what you mean. I'm very big in elevators. 944 01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:23,680 - And here you are. - Yeah. 945 01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:27,768 You saved my husband's life. 946 01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,021 It's unbelievable, isn't it? 947 01:33:31,856 --> 01:33:33,482 Yeah, I suppose it is. 948 01:33:34,525 --> 01:33:36,651 Did you know we were on our honeymoon? 949 01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:39,988 - No. - We were married Friday. 950 01:33:43,701 --> 01:33:46,536 - Not much of a honeymoon. - It doesn't matter. 951 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:50,332 We lived together two years. We only did it for the family. 952 01:33:50,541 --> 01:33:53,001 My father's just right of Attila the Hun. 953 01:33:56,881 --> 01:34:00,300 - May I ask you something, Mr. Webber? - If you call me George. 954 01:34:01,302 --> 01:34:02,969 I haven't eaten all day. 955 01:34:03,221 --> 01:34:07,140 Well, in that case let me take you out to dinner. 956 01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:10,685 That's what I was going to ask you, George. 957 01:35:06,158 --> 01:35:07,617 Pretty song. 958 01:35:10,162 --> 01:35:13,707 "Esta noche, la paso contigo." 959 01:35:16,043 --> 01:35:17,085 What does that mean? 960 01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:21,715 Tonight I spend with you. 961 01:36:35,289 --> 01:36:37,958 Tell me something, sweet Donald. 962 01:36:40,252 --> 01:36:42,504 What's fair about a man... 963 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,005 ...getting older... 964 01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:48,343 ...and looking more distinguished and worldly... 965 01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:52,973 ...and a woman getting older and looking old? 966 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,436 There's nothing fair about that. 967 01:37:02,733 --> 01:37:03,733 Yeah. 968 01:37:23,337 --> 01:37:24,921 No, I'm... 969 01:37:26,298 --> 01:37:28,258 ...just fine. 970 01:37:31,804 --> 01:37:34,431 I wasn't expecting Prokofiev. 971 01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:38,685 I saw Romeo and Juliet at the Royal Opera House... 972 01:37:38,936 --> 01:37:41,896 ...when I was 16, with Nureyev and Fonteyn. 973 01:37:42,481 --> 01:37:44,315 It really wiped me out. 974 01:37:46,068 --> 01:37:48,153 I like different music for different things. 975 01:37:49,613 --> 01:37:51,698 I like to listen to rock. 976 01:37:51,866 --> 01:37:53,658 I like to dance to jazz. 977 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:56,286 What do you do to Prokofiev? 978 01:37:58,998 --> 01:38:00,040 Fuck. 979 01:38:05,463 --> 01:38:07,964 And not only Prokofiev. Ravel. 980 01:38:10,634 --> 01:38:12,469 Did you ever do it to Ravel's "Bolero"? 981 01:38:13,220 --> 01:38:14,387 No. 982 01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:26,149 My uncle turned me on to it. 983 01:38:29,862 --> 01:38:31,738 My stepmother's younger brother. 984 01:38:33,491 --> 01:38:36,868 I spent weekends at his house. I was at school in England. 985 01:38:37,828 --> 01:38:42,040 Uncle Fred said "Bolero" was the most descriptive sex music ever written. 986 01:38:43,793 --> 01:38:45,794 And he proved it. 987 01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:19,327 George? 988 01:39:19,745 --> 01:39:21,246 I forgot the joint. 989 01:39:21,497 --> 01:39:22,664 What, now? 990 01:40:30,149 --> 01:40:31,983 Oh, God, you beautiful thing! 991 01:40:32,234 --> 01:40:35,153 Better hurry or you'll have to start it again. 992 01:40:35,404 --> 01:40:37,822 The music. You'll have to start it again. 993 01:40:49,293 --> 01:40:51,544 - Start it again! - What? 994 01:40:51,754 --> 01:40:55,965 It's better if you start right at the beginning. Please? 995 01:41:00,262 --> 01:41:01,638 Hurry! 996 01:41:04,558 --> 01:41:05,683 Oh, shit. 997 01:41:14,652 --> 01:41:17,612 It's all right. It's a long piece. 998 01:41:19,990 --> 01:41:23,368 Oh, God. Oh, Jenny. 999 01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:28,498 You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1000 01:41:31,961 --> 01:41:35,713 Ah, ah, ah! Ow, my hair! 1001 01:41:36,882 --> 01:41:38,258 Oh, I'm sorry. 1002 01:41:49,186 --> 01:41:51,729 - What? - It's better if I'm on top. 1003 01:41:51,897 --> 01:41:54,065 Oh, okay. 1004 01:42:04,243 --> 01:42:05,576 - What? - A feather! 1005 01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:07,870 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1006 01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:12,375 - Maybe it's better if we go the other way. - Okay. 1007 01:42:26,056 --> 01:42:28,224 - Now what? - It's stuck! 1008 01:42:28,434 --> 01:42:30,393 It's not. Really, don't be afraid. 1009 01:42:30,602 --> 01:42:32,770 The record is stuck! 1010 01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:35,481 The record! 1011 01:42:35,649 --> 01:42:37,191 Oh, Christ. 1012 01:42:37,443 --> 01:42:39,235 Fix it, please! 1013 01:42:44,199 --> 01:42:45,616 Finally. 1014 01:42:51,165 --> 01:42:54,417 - Oh, Jesus! - I don't believe it! 1015 01:42:57,588 --> 01:42:58,796 Hello? 1016 01:42:59,006 --> 01:43:01,716 Oh, hi, baby. How do you feel? 1017 01:43:02,593 --> 01:43:04,010 It's David. 1018 01:43:05,012 --> 01:43:07,305 George Webber. We went out to dinner. 1019 01:43:07,806 --> 01:43:10,308 George Webber, the man who saved... 1020 01:43:10,559 --> 01:43:12,185 Right, right. 1021 01:43:12,936 --> 01:43:15,646 Hold on. He wants to talk to you. 1022 01:43:18,275 --> 01:43:20,234 He wants to thank you. 1023 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,112 Hi, David. 1024 01:43:24,281 --> 01:43:27,158 Yeah. Oh, no big deal. 1025 01:43:27,409 --> 01:43:29,494 No, it's my pleasure. 1026 01:43:29,870 --> 01:43:31,871 Yeah, she's... 1027 01:43:32,581 --> 01:43:33,664 We had a nice dinner. 1028 01:43:33,916 --> 01:43:37,001 And we were just sitting around talking. 1029 01:43:39,505 --> 01:43:42,256 I was just getting ready to leave. 1030 01:43:43,258 --> 01:43:46,511 Sure will. Okay, nice talking to you. 1031 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:52,058 Hi. You sound like you're really out of it. 1032 01:43:52,559 --> 01:43:54,018 Beautiful. I envy you. 1033 01:43:54,186 --> 01:43:55,645 You'd better get some sleep. 1034 01:43:55,813 --> 01:43:57,855 I'll be there about 11:00. 1035 01:43:58,023 --> 01:44:00,525 Okay. All right. Bye. 1036 01:44:00,776 --> 01:44:03,986 They just gave him a shot of Demerol. He's really out of it. 1037 01:44:04,154 --> 01:44:05,863 Oh, God. 1038 01:44:18,877 --> 01:44:20,670 Oh, fuck! Ow. 1039 01:44:32,724 --> 01:44:34,142 Hold it. 1040 01:44:37,646 --> 01:44:40,189 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 1041 01:44:41,567 --> 01:44:42,942 Why me? 1042 01:44:44,653 --> 01:44:45,987 What do you mean? 1043 01:44:47,114 --> 01:44:49,866 Tonight! Me. This. 1044 01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:51,951 Why not? 1045 01:44:59,042 --> 01:45:01,419 Are you bothered because my old man called? 1046 01:45:01,587 --> 01:45:03,212 God, aren't you? 1047 01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:04,630 No. 1048 01:45:05,591 --> 01:45:07,383 And what about this? 1049 01:45:07,801 --> 01:45:10,052 - I don't understand. - Oh, come on. 1050 01:45:10,220 --> 01:45:11,888 This! Us! 1051 01:45:12,222 --> 01:45:13,556 What about it? 1052 01:45:14,057 --> 01:45:15,725 Why the hell get married? 1053 01:45:17,186 --> 01:45:19,103 I got married because I wanted to. 1054 01:45:21,231 --> 01:45:25,860 A week later you have an affair with the man who saved your husband's life! 1055 01:45:28,906 --> 01:45:31,699 - Oh, wow! - Oh, Jenny. 1056 01:45:32,075 --> 01:45:33,409 "Oh, wow"? 1057 01:45:33,994 --> 01:45:36,078 I don't understand that thinking. 1058 01:45:36,246 --> 01:45:37,914 Well, evidently not. 1059 01:45:41,543 --> 01:45:43,711 Five minutes ago you weren't worried about him. 1060 01:45:43,879 --> 01:45:45,838 - Oh, boy. - Or whether I was married. 1061 01:45:46,006 --> 01:45:48,257 The hell I wasn't! 1062 01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:52,261 How do you act when you're not worried? 1063 01:45:53,222 --> 01:45:58,726 I thought maybe you thought I was more than just a casual lay. 1064 01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:00,937 Why'd you think that? 1065 01:46:01,104 --> 01:46:03,439 Oh, great. Thank you. Terrific. 1066 01:46:05,609 --> 01:46:10,029 Because I thought you were something different. Something special! 1067 01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:13,616 I am. As far as I'm concerned, I'm very special. 1068 01:46:13,909 --> 01:46:16,911 If I sleep with someone, it's because I want to. 1069 01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:20,289 - Mm-hm. - I enjoy it. It pleases me. 1070 01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:21,958 Jolly good! 1071 01:46:22,459 --> 01:46:23,960 It's okay if your husband does it? 1072 01:46:24,962 --> 01:46:26,546 If it makes him happy. 1073 01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:28,923 Nothing wrong with being happy... 1074 01:46:29,132 --> 01:46:31,801 ...but there's more to life than screwing to Ravel's "Bolero." 1075 01:46:32,052 --> 01:46:33,469 Sure there is. 1076 01:46:33,804 --> 01:46:36,556 But what's wrong with screwing to Ravel's "Bolero"? 1077 01:46:36,807 --> 01:46:41,269 It depends why you're doing it and with whom you're doing it... 1078 01:46:41,645 --> 01:46:42,645 ...with. 1079 01:46:42,854 --> 01:46:44,981 If I thought that much, I'd be a virgin! 1080 01:46:45,148 --> 01:46:46,649 Oh, look, Jenny! 1081 01:46:46,858 --> 01:46:49,318 George, are you happy? 1082 01:46:51,446 --> 01:46:53,281 Let me see... 1083 01:46:54,408 --> 01:46:56,993 Um... No. 1084 01:46:57,703 --> 01:46:59,161 Not at this minute. 1085 01:46:59,371 --> 01:47:00,830 Neither am I. 1086 01:47:01,832 --> 01:47:05,001 But I was, and I intend to be again soon. 1087 01:47:05,377 --> 01:47:09,463 I don't know your problem but you won't solve it by solving mine. 1088 01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:13,009 - Fine. - And I don't think I really have a problem. 1089 01:47:16,346 --> 01:47:17,388 That's your problem. 1090 01:47:44,207 --> 01:47:45,374 - George? - Hmm? 1091 01:47:46,501 --> 01:47:48,878 Would you turn off the record? 1092 01:48:11,818 --> 01:48:17,448 I give my heart 1093 01:48:19,242 --> 01:48:24,580 Just to one man 1094 01:48:26,958 --> 01:48:31,128 I give my heart 1095 01:48:31,546 --> 01:48:35,925 To one man 1096 01:48:36,593 --> 01:48:40,930 Alone 1097 01:48:55,320 --> 01:48:58,823 - They loved it. - At $8.50 a crack, I'm lucky. 1098 01:49:01,118 --> 01:49:03,285 - What's up? - George fucking Webber! 1099 01:49:18,802 --> 01:49:21,303 Hello, Mr. Webber. Come in. 1100 01:49:21,972 --> 01:49:23,639 - How are you? - Fine, thanks. 1101 01:49:25,475 --> 01:49:27,226 - Is she expecting you? - No. 1102 01:49:27,436 --> 01:49:30,104 - I'd better let her know you're here. - Okay. 1103 01:49:34,276 --> 01:49:35,818 Mrs. Taylor? 1104 01:49:36,319 --> 01:49:38,821 - Yes? - Mr. Webber's here. 1105 01:49:42,784 --> 01:49:44,368 - Would you like a drink? - No, thanks. 1106 01:49:53,503 --> 01:49:54,837 Your phone's out of order. 1107 01:49:55,464 --> 01:49:56,797 No, it's not. 1108 01:49:57,007 --> 01:49:58,507 It's been busy all day. 1109 01:49:58,884 --> 01:50:00,384 It's Josh talking to his dad. 1110 01:50:02,763 --> 01:50:07,183 I... I got back this afternoon. I thought I'd surprise you. 1111 01:50:08,018 --> 01:50:09,143 You did. 1112 01:50:10,437 --> 01:50:13,898 Uh... Maybe you'd like to go have dinner? 1113 01:50:15,317 --> 01:50:17,568 - No, thanks. - Okay. 1114 01:50:17,861 --> 01:50:19,695 I'm having dinner with Bernie Kaufman. 1115 01:50:22,032 --> 01:50:24,658 - How come? - Because he asked me. 1116 01:50:25,327 --> 01:50:27,995 Mom? Dad wants to talk to you. 1117 01:50:28,205 --> 01:50:31,415 He wants me to come to Southampton for Easter. 1118 01:50:31,833 --> 01:50:34,210 - Oh, hi, George. - Hi, Josh. 1119 01:50:34,878 --> 01:50:36,212 You mad at me? 1120 01:50:36,546 --> 01:50:37,963 Yeah. 1121 01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:40,174 Mom says I should apologize. 1122 01:50:42,886 --> 01:50:45,888 I think you should apologize because you want to... 1123 01:50:46,056 --> 01:50:47,556 ...not because of your mother. 1124 01:50:48,099 --> 01:50:50,643 - What if I don't want to? - Uh... 1125 01:50:51,186 --> 01:50:52,228 Then don't. 1126 01:50:55,440 --> 01:50:58,108 - Okay, I won't. - Why the hell not? 1127 01:50:59,653 --> 01:51:00,861 - Hi. - Hi. 1128 01:51:01,029 --> 01:51:03,072 I'm Bernie Kaufman. Your mom expects me. 1129 01:51:03,323 --> 01:51:04,824 She's on the phone. 1130 01:51:05,867 --> 01:51:08,577 I'll apologize to you if you apologize to Mom. 1131 01:51:08,745 --> 01:51:11,372 - Why should I do that? - Because you've been a real shit! 1132 01:51:11,540 --> 01:51:13,582 - You little... - I'll tell her you're here. 1133 01:51:15,418 --> 01:51:17,878 - Bernie Kaufman. - Hi. George Webber. 1134 01:51:18,338 --> 01:51:20,589 Okay, I'll see you later. 1135 01:51:23,093 --> 01:51:27,096 - You two know each other? - I think we just met. 1136 01:51:27,264 --> 01:51:28,931 - Hi, Bernie. - Hi 1137 01:51:29,266 --> 01:51:31,642 - You know where the Scotch is. - No, I don't. 1138 01:51:31,935 --> 01:51:33,018 Make yourself at home. 1139 01:51:33,186 --> 01:51:34,979 - Nice meeting you. - Yeah. 1140 01:51:46,074 --> 01:51:47,116 Yes? 1141 01:51:47,367 --> 01:51:50,786 - What did you do, work all night? - I did. Was it worth it? 1142 01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:52,580 As a matter of fact, it was. 1143 01:51:52,789 --> 01:51:54,373 One of your better lyrics. 1144 01:51:54,624 --> 01:51:57,668 I was inspired by one of your better melodies. 1145 01:52:00,630 --> 01:52:02,172 You don't sound happy. 1146 01:52:02,799 --> 01:52:05,301 I've always gone on the premise that... 1147 01:52:05,677 --> 01:52:07,887 ...to be happy, you have to feel happy. 1148 01:52:08,471 --> 01:52:09,763 How's Larry? 1149 01:52:11,808 --> 01:52:13,475 He's traveling abroad. 1150 01:52:13,810 --> 01:52:16,270 I got a telegram saying he might come back. 1151 01:52:16,479 --> 01:52:18,314 But due to some... 1152 01:52:19,274 --> 01:52:22,318 ...foolish pride, I don't think I'll take him back. 1153 01:52:23,987 --> 01:52:25,529 Have you seen Sam? 1154 01:52:26,406 --> 01:52:29,700 She's going out to dinner with Bernie Kaufman. 1155 01:52:31,411 --> 01:52:34,163 Don't do as I do. Do as I say. 1156 01:52:34,539 --> 01:52:36,624 Kill if you must, but don't lose her. 1157 01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:39,793 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 1158 01:53:00,982 --> 01:53:04,985 It's easy to say 1159 01:53:06,821 --> 01:53:08,656 It's over 1160 01:53:12,744 --> 01:53:14,703 It's easy 1161 01:53:15,038 --> 01:53:16,705 To say 1162 01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:21,210 We're the best of friends 1163 01:53:23,213 --> 01:53:27,508 You walk away and for a while 1164 01:53:29,469 --> 01:53:32,388 You try the summer 1165 01:53:32,973 --> 01:53:36,183 Of a younger smile 1166 01:53:38,395 --> 01:53:42,982 But the memory never ends 1167 01:53:48,363 --> 01:53:52,574 You could lose your mind 1168 01:53:53,576 --> 01:53:56,412 But then you'll find 1169 01:53:59,582 --> 01:54:03,293 It's easy to say 1170 01:54:05,213 --> 01:54:06,547 I love you 1171 01:54:10,719 --> 01:54:14,722 There's only one way to say 1172 01:54:15,306 --> 01:54:18,017 I love you 1173 01:54:19,769 --> 01:54:23,397 You could search the years away 1174 01:54:24,816 --> 01:54:28,360 That old cliché 1175 01:54:29,279 --> 01:54:31,280 Is the first of May 1176 01:54:31,531 --> 01:54:32,781 Too old... 1177 01:54:33,575 --> 01:54:36,618 ...for new love 1178 01:54:39,164 --> 01:54:42,624 It's easy to say 1179 01:54:44,919 --> 01:54:46,754 It's easy 1180 01:54:47,255 --> 01:54:50,632 As A, B, C 1181 01:54:51,593 --> 01:54:56,138 I love you 1182 01:54:58,808 --> 01:55:00,893 Love you 1183 01:55:04,355 --> 01:55:06,523 Love you 1184 01:55:11,780 --> 01:55:13,363 That is pretty. 1185 01:55:14,365 --> 01:55:16,825 Yeah. Thank you. 1186 01:55:18,203 --> 01:55:21,705 I was going to call it, "I Love You, Samantha"... 1187 01:55:22,582 --> 01:55:24,833 ...but some old hack got there before me. 1188 01:55:25,335 --> 01:55:27,503 It's the thought that counts. 1189 01:55:27,879 --> 01:55:29,254 Yeah. 1190 01:55:33,009 --> 01:55:34,676 - Sam? - Hm? 1191 01:55:40,100 --> 01:55:42,059 Do you want to get married? 1192 01:55:52,237 --> 01:55:53,654 No. 1193 01:55:56,699 --> 01:55:58,242 Why not? 1194 01:55:58,409 --> 01:56:00,202 Just as a matter of interest. 1195 01:56:00,370 --> 01:56:03,705 We spend too much time arguing and not enough making love. 1196 01:56:03,915 --> 01:56:06,708 I could work on that. 1197 01:56:06,876 --> 01:56:10,087 You know, just reverse that trend. 1198 01:56:10,713 --> 01:56:13,257 Make a lot of love, and just that much arguing. 1199 01:56:13,508 --> 01:56:16,051 - As easy as that? - You've got it. 1200 01:56:16,261 --> 01:56:18,554 It would make a difference. 1201 01:56:18,721 --> 01:56:21,181 So you'll think about it? 1202 01:56:22,183 --> 01:56:24,059 - Unless you want to argue. - Oh, no. 1203 01:56:25,895 --> 01:56:27,729 I want to make a cup of coffee. 1204 01:56:36,156 --> 01:56:37,573 And think about it. 1205 01:56:44,664 --> 01:56:46,748 - Any action? - Ehh. 1206 01:56:47,208 --> 01:56:50,377 She's in the kitchen. He's playing the piano. 1207 01:56:51,296 --> 01:56:52,713 And I've had it! 1208 01:56:53,548 --> 01:56:55,215 That's it, George! 1209 01:56:55,425 --> 01:56:59,261 For one year I've been providing X-rated entertainment... 1210 01:56:59,470 --> 01:57:02,806 ...and you reciprocate with PG! 1211 01:57:03,099 --> 01:57:06,059 It's an iniquitous arrangement! 1212 01:57:07,187 --> 01:57:09,980 - What's iniquitous? - I show him mine, he don't show his! 1213 01:57:10,231 --> 01:57:13,275 Come on, Rapunzel. From now on, we do it in the dark! 86574