All language subtitles for taxi girls USAC

Thank you.

Okay, sweetheart, let's go. Oh, come on,
don't bother me. Shut up, bitch.

Don't be ranting that car.

Okay, bitch, let's go. Oh, I haven't
done anything. Shut your mouth and get

ass in that car.

Shut your mouth.

Let's go, sweetheart.

Hey, shut your mouth and get your ass in
that car.

Shut up, bitch.

You're under arrest.

Don't say a word.

Get in the car, bitch.

Get in the car.

Wait a minute. Let's go.

I have to get your ass out.

paper down. We all know you can't read.

Just cool it, Swampo. I'm looking for a
job. I'm sick and tired of all this

hassle.

All right.

All right.

What did you say, lady?

Please, please.

I'll do anything.

I'll do anything.

Anything you want. Anything.

Move your ass in there.

Oh, why don't you move my ass in there?

Hey, before you do this, come on. We
talked with the girls about this before.

Oh.

Sergeant comes in here. Come on, girl,
out there. Oh, man, the car is just

dreaming of your big cock.

I want it.

Come on, now. Tell the girls about this
before. We can't do this.

Oh,

it's so large. You big stud.

Fuck us all.

I can't do this.

Wow! Wow!

Thank you very much.

Hey, what the hell is going on? You're
going to fuck me, Sergeant.

Me?

Don't come any closer.

Oh, you're not scared of a little bitty
pussy, are you now, Sergeant?

Thank you.

Yes. Really?

Double header.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're bad.

I think I'm missing out on the two over
in the corner there.

I think I might have to keep the girl
here forever.

Where would you like to shoot me?

In my warm pussy?

Or in my mouth?

How about my mouth?

Oh, no, no, no.

You don't need no help, Sergeant.

And listen to you stop it. Listen. Go
back to your cell now before I get you

What the hell is so funny?

I just discovered your problem.

You must provide.

Now you bet.

A juvenile delinquent, a juvenile
delinquent stood in front of your jury,

jury, and took my purse.

Here, lady, fill out this form. Form,
form.

Oh, catch the form.

Lady,

lady, you've got to fill out the form.

I can't. What is it now?

I need a pen.

We'll call you if we find you. Oh, call
after nine.

My son goes to sleep at nine.

We won't. We won't. Go home.

Already?

Can't forget this now, can we?

There, that looks cute.

Come on, sugar.

Meow.

Meow.

One big bed makes it good for us.

Boy, I keep on thinking about that movie
that's on your screen right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

There you go.

What's a nice girl like you doing
driving a taxi?

Oh, I do other things.

Really? Like what?

Thank you.

Put this in my little baggy bank.

I'm a famous comedian, you know.

Uh -huh.

Oh, really?

Yeah, don't you recognize me? We were on
TV the other night.

Really?

I was sitting right on top of it.

No, I really am a stand -up comedian.

A producer even offered me a job the
other day. He did? Yeah. When I asked

how big it was, he said, what about that
big?

Oh, I'm tired of people thinking that
I'm a sex object.

I just want people to like me for my
head.

Well, I would like to like you for your
head, too, though.

I understand you've got about 4 ,000
shares of V &E stock.

I really want to get a hold of you. Wow,
you have a great car.

What a big one.

I've been told that before.

Oh, oh.

I dig it so.

You really dig it? Oh, yeah.

Do I get a free bath in it? Oh, yeah.
All right.

Pick me up any time.

All right.

For a while.

I can't believe it. The window's getting
foggy.

They're going to win show like this.

Hey, girls, come here.

Hi, Tony.

Hey,

it's good to see you.

I haven't seen you for some time. Yeah,
Big Harry's been looking all over town

for you. I want to show you something.

Meet me around the corner.

See this?

Just a few hours of work.

I'm telling you guys are fools for
pounding that pavement out there.

Awesome.

We're going to get us some cabs.

Taxi!

Hiya,

Teddy.

Hey, it's after hours. What the hell are
you doing in my apartment?

We just want to know how many shop
openings you have.

Well, what kind of work are you looking
for?

Cabbies. What else?

I don't know what I can do with all of
you.

If you give us a chance, we'll show you
what you can do with all of us.

Now just relax and we'll take care of
everything.

He's great to have for a boss.

So you girls want a job, huh?

Come on, Teddy, you can steer the cab.

Those cocktails are so good.

How's it feel, Teddy?

Come

on, girls.

We have to convince him that we're doing
a good job.

How's this, Teddy?

All right.

Oh, come on, Teddy.

Fuck him, Tommy.

Oh,

that's

it, Teddy.

Oh.

That's great, girls.

This ought to change his mind.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

come on, Teddy.

You can do it. You know you can get us
all in.

I don't know.

You're doing a good job of it right now.

That felt good.

Oh, Teddy.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, this tastes so good.

I hate this.

We can tell.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I figure we're going to need about ten
cabs, Teddy, and we'll work double

Ten cabs? Are you crazy?

I only have two extra, and they're in
the shop.

Well, fire somebody.

Hey, I'm not going to fire nobody for a
bunch of hookers.

You lousy son of a bitch.

We had to cut it off for stringing us
along.

Why don't you just get the hell out of
here? You're stinking up my apartment.

You'll be sorry for this, Teddy.

Go on. We're going to run you out of
business.

Go on, get out.

Come on, girls.

Hello. Hello.

We would like to apply for a loan.

Well, what kind of loan do you want?

Do you have a layaway plan? You know,
lay now, pay later?

What we really need is a business loan.

What type of business are you girls
going to be in?

We're going to start a cab company. Cab
company?

Well, I'm going to have to ask you a few
questions.

How much money are you going to need?

$50 ,000.

$50 ,000?

That's a lot of money. I'm going to have
to ask you, do you have any assets?

Honey, we got the best assets in town.

Well, I don't think that's going to be
quite enough.

Are you getting a better idea of our
assets?

Well, most certainly, but I don't think
you'll be able to satisfy the big bank

of... Do you want to... Well,

you have my approval.

I think we better go see my book.

Thank you.

Oh, ladies, I didn't realize there were
so many of you. Why don't four of you

come on in the office and the rest of
you wait outside?

That's okay, girls. We can take care of
it ourselves.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Now, exactly what did you have in mind?

We need a $50 ,000 business loan, Mr.
Brock.

$50 ,000?

That's a lot of money, ladies.

What were you going to put up for
collateral?

Well, we're going to put ourselves up
for collateral.

Yourselves?

I'm afraid I... I don't quite
understand.

Why don't we explain it to you?

Come this way.

You can have my seat.

Thank you.

Just relax.

How close are we? You're going

to explain the collateral, right,
ladies?

Oh, yes.

We'll let you know exactly what our
collateral is.

Good.

I hope it takes me nine days to get
through there.

This Cox was $50 ,000.

See if we can treat it with a will.

That's how it feels, Mr. Brown.

You've got to make it just fine.

You're cocky.

Oh, ladies.

Nice.

Oh, it's fantastic.

$50 ,000.

Not so much.

How much do you think we're worth,
Carolyn?

Oh, I think we're up to, let's see,
about $12 ,500 already, girls.

I do hope that means each of us.

We're working, working toward the big
loan.

Then you're good.

It feels great.

You like it, Mr. Brown? Yeah. I love it.
I love it.

They have their ladies getting right up
there That

was

nice

Look at all that cotton. That can be all
alone.

Oh,

my body.

Come on, put your lips around that.

Hold on, girl.

You've got loan for nothing now.

Check all the come outs.

So, do you think that this is an
equitable proposition, Mr. Brough?

I think it's an...

Incredibly equitable.

In fact, this is just a beautiful new
approach to active business.

And until we pay off our loan, we will
drive you anywhere, anytime.

You can have any one of us or all of us.
Anytime you want.

Ladies, you have got yourselves a deal.

In fact, I personally am going to set up
your account here at the bank.

And watch it very closely.

Dynamite. Oh, you can't ask for any more
than that.

Hey,

hey, this is our car right here.

Hey, girls, this is it right here.

This is our car.

Yeah, this is our baby right here.

This is it. What do you think?

Hey,

sweet cheeks, how much can we get this
for?

$4 ,000, lady.

Um, how much? I didn't quite hear you.

Well, maybe I could let it go for $37
.50.

$37 .50 for $50 for junk?

Are you sure you couldn't go down any
lower?

I don't think I can, ma 'am.

Well, if you will, we will.

I don't know what you're saying.

What's happening here now?

Oh, but don't worry about it.

Judy, Sharon, you girls stay outside.
We'll take care of this.

You can sit on it if you think I'm going
any lower on the price of that car.

Did we get you upset?

Yes, you did. That car is a good car,
and I ain't going to go much lower than

you just offered me.

We need that car.

And I need my money. I've got business
to run here, ladies. What kind of

business are you going into?

Taxi. Taxi? Mm -hmm.

Well, you're certainly getting my meter
running.

We hope so.

Oh,

I like to watch that.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, let's take these pants down.

Comfortable things here.

Ladies, I want to see something now.
Which would you prefer?

Blonde, a brunette, or how about a
redhead?

I'd like to see a blonde, a brunette,
and a redhead.

Ooh, baby, that feels so nice.

Mmm. Go down all the way on that cot,
baby.

Ooh. Mmm.

Ooh, what are they doing over there?

Mmm. Oh.

Oh, my phone. Let's put another one.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Go all the way down on that,
baby.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

That's a hot little mouth.

Mmm. Those nice little titties sitting
over there on the couch. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Lord.

Oh, Lord.

Amen.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, Lord. Oh,

Lord. Oh, Lord.

Oh,

Lord.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels so nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, put your fist up her cunt, baby.

Yeah, she's got a nipple. That's right.

That's me.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

baby, get it.

Oh, you do.

Oh, you love it. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Now this is what I call a bargain.

Very hard.

Very hard.

$2 ,200 and no more.

Alright, but I think I'm getting fucked.

Yeah, but by the best.

Besides, I'm a star, you know.

Don't you recognize me? I was on
television the other day.

Oh, really?

I was sitting right on top of it.

Hey, you guys!

You're right with us!

Hey, how are you doing? Why don't you
come here?

Hey, we got some good action going in
here.

Look at this. How do you like this
interior?

I'm coming too.

Good, good. I like you, honey. I like
you.

Come on in, guys.

Yeah! Anything you want.

I'll show you.

I don't need to go. I came already.

Fucking car!

Dear, what are you doing? I'm taking
dynamite out for his walkie -walkie,

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Why
not?

Because you'll get in a fight again with
the dog next door, the Brown's dog.

Every time he sees that Doberman, he
draws blood.

But dynamite's got to have his walkie,
honey. I'll tell you what, sweetheart.

If you're real good to me tonight, I'll
take it out, okay? Oh, you're so sweet,

Harold.

Hey.

What'll it be today, you cute little
teddy bear?

The usual, Tony.

Just take it around the block once, only
make sure my wife never sees me. Oh,

she won't.

Hey, baby.

How about the real thing?

Sorry, sweetheart. You're going to have
to catch one of my other girls. I'm

going to be on stage in a half an hour.

What do you do?

I'm a stand -up comedian.

Stand -up comedian.

How come you're not married, raising a
family?

Yeah, I tried that once. All I wanted to
do was chain me to the kitchen sink.

Besides, I made a promise to myself.

I'm going to be a star, and nobody's
going to stop me.

Settle down now, animal.

I don't know what's wrong with her.
Anyone who's seen her orange juice

commercials knows that chick's been
sucking fruits for years.

For some reason or another, I'm always
on the freeway. This is a problem. I'm

the freeway. I always get stuck behind a
camper.

Ever have this happen?

You can't go around them. You can't go
under them. You can't go over them.

Follow them for 25 miles, right?

Guy's got a 48 Hudson pickup, puts a
camper in there, blue smoke pouring out

back. You ever look at the back of a
camper?

Over here, a big decal of a deer.

Over here, a big decal of a fish.

Little Decal's all around showing where
the people have been, right?

Yosemite, Yellowstone, Edna's House of
Oral Love.

Hey, I want to thank you. You've really
been a great audience.

Hey,

folks, hey.

You know, Manny just got a brand new
job. He's going to be Charles' leading

in a brand new film called Sodom and
Guacamole.

So we are proud to present a brand new
comer.

Hey, during the day, this girl works as
a taxi driver.

Well, I've seen her act, and let me tell
you, folks, I'd like to make that meter

run myself.

hear it for a brand new comer.

I was on television yesterday.

Yes, I was.

I was sitting on it.

No, really, really.

No, no, I'm an actress, you know.

No,

Ray, no, I really am an actress, you
know, because I went to this producer

other day, and he's got this movie, you
see, and even, hey.

He even offered me a part.

I'll tell you that.

Oh, yes, he offered me a part, you know.
And I asked, I said, well, you know,

how big is it? And he says, well, it's
about this big.

Because when he got, stood up from
behind the table, he was naked.

He was just this big.

I tried to get a job last week. Oh,
yeah.

As a playboy bunny.

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Right? Right?

Well, the only thing is that I couldn't
pass the rabbit test.

I mean, the rabbit lived, but the doctor
died.

You know, the men are really weird in
Hollywood.

As a matter of fact, everybody's just a
little weird in Hollywood.

They sleep with you one time, and right
away they want to

take you to dinner.

where every time you touch something, it
turns to gold, right?

Well, Tony's got a special touch, too.
Every time she touches something, it

turns limp.

Hey,

you were great. You were great.

Oh, thank you. My name is Boris
Zabrowski.

I'm an agent.

Well, let me tell you. I think I'll be
able to get you some work, Miss. Here,

car. Now, call me during the day. Soon.
Soon?

You were great. Sure.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

So, baby, you left me to... Okay!

And now you're hooking in the gutter.

Johnny, I'm not hooking nothing.

Oh, yeah? Well, your lawyer rang me up.
You got a court date coming up. You were

busted for prostitution.

So? What's that to you?

It depends.

What is your price, Tony?

Not interested.

Not a bit. You lousy little whore. I was
the best thing that ever happened to

you. What's it take to whet your
appetite?

Here's a 20.

More? How about a fifth?

Ah, here, take it all, everything I've
got.

Oh, Johnny, you do care, don't you?

I do, too.

I love you.

Oh, let's make love like we used to.

Hey, I love you, Tony.

Don't ever leave me, okay?

But I have a real break with an agent.

He might give me some stage work.

Listen, I don't care what you do as long
as you give up this fucking cabs and

that hooking.

I want you.

No.

I need help.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, I hate to lay you men off, but
those hookers are running us right into

poorhouse.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

I've got a wife and two kids to support
and doctor bills.

Hey, bitch about it to those girls.
There ain't nothing I can do.

How can you let a bunch of hookers come
and destroy our business? All I know is

that since those pink cabs hit the
street, our business is down 35%. Well,

not going to sit on my ass and watch my
kids starve.

Damn right, we're done. I don't care.

Come on. Yeah, let's go get them.

Hey, I agree with you. That's all right.
We don't need you. I agree with you.

All right.

Pinky Five, how's the presidential fair?

We're headed east on Wilshire toward
bank headquarters.

The president should be getting off at
any moment now.

What the hell?

Come on, put your lips around there.

Come on, suck it.

Pinky 2, come in, Pinky 2. This is Tony.
What's your fare?

I got a Juicy Lucy heading west on
Fountain. I'll be clear in about 20

What the hell is this?

That's Juicy Lucy.

Flip it right in. You'll love fucking
her. This is a thing. I can't fuck a

thing. For 20 bucks, that's all you get.

I mean, she's juicy and tight.

Don't knock her till you've knocked her.

If you say so.

Oh, dynamite.

Oh, yes.

Do it.

How's he feel?

Does he meet your qualifications?

Oh, ban that bitch.

Lucy, Lucy, I love you, Lucy.

Sucker, get it.

Get it there, dude. Get it. All right.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God, that was good.

Ram her.

Oh.

Oh.

Sweetheart. Here we go. Take it all in,
honey. Right in. She's kicking it tight.

Which I don't have to drive a cab.

I'm going to fuck you until your ears
bleed, you whore.

Sweet as honey, isn't it, kiddo?

Oh, you make me hurt so much.

Oh,

you're the best little slut I've ever
known.

For Pinky Six, I'm meeting Frank at the
comedy shop. Over and out.

Hey, Tony. I'm ready for another ride.

Sorry, Bernie baby.

I'm going back to my husband. I'm not
hooking anymore.

special treat for y 'all now. All right.
We got some royalty all the way from

Sweden. So I'd like to have the queen
step right up here. Not you, sir. I'm

sorry. Thank

you

very much.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm a contessa from Poland.

My great -grandmother bought the title
from Susan Roebuck.

I know it doesn't mean very much over
here, but in Poland it meant I didn't

to do windows.

You know, I love America, but what
really bothers me about this country is,

know, like, there are people living here
who are so poor that they are eating

dog food. You know, in Poland, you
wouldn't dream of eating dog food. Not

if you had nothing to eat, we wouldn't
eat dog food. I mean, why eat dog food

when you can eat the dog?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know, one thing, though, or one
thing that really bugs me about this

country, and that's dating.

Last night, my boyfriend took me out to
dinner, to a drugging movie, and then he

tried to get fresh with me in the
backseat of his car.

Can you imagine how crude? I mean, the
backseat, if I can't make it in the

seat, I won't do it at all.

Oh, I tell you, I'm so happy to be in
this country.

It's such a great place to live. You
know, where else would I get... A chance

wear underwear that had written on it
Monday. Suck that.

Get her, Sam.

You're not going to be able to fucking
sit in a taxi after today, you bitch.

Suck her.

Suck her.

That's it.

She's going to take our fucking jobs
away, bitch.

Steal my cab, bitch.

Poor Pete.

If we catch you in a fucking cab again,
baby, we'll slit your fucking throat.

You hear that?

Next time, next time, it's gun to the
temple, baby.

Your ass is going to be too sore to sit
down, baby.

Suck it. All the way down.

Shut up, bitch.

Harder! Harder, God damn it!

Come on, Pete.

Fuck her where she breathes.

Feel good?

It's like steel cabs. Now suck some
concrete.

Come on.

Pump it in, Sam.

Suck it.

Come on, suck it. Get it in there.

Come on.

Get it hard, bitch.

See if you can drive any more cats.

No.

Say no, sir.

No.

That's a girl.

That's a girl.

Here. Come on. You two know each other,
don't you? Here.

Here. Hey, look. You got a friend, baby.

Oh.

Yes. He's the only friend, baby.

Come on. Join the party, baby. Easy does
it, bitch.

Easy does it.

That's a girl.

That's a girl. Oh, I hate everything.

Oh, I hope you fucking go out of
business. Fuck you, bitch.

Betty? Yeah. Have you heard from Tony?

No, I don't. She put me on stage a half
hour ago.

Tony, did you know that's an hour ago?

She called from the cab. She said she
was on her way to see you at the comedy

shop.

Okay. Thanks a lot.

Where to, fellas?

6410 West 4th.

Step on it, will you?

No, no.

We're going to put you out of business,
bitch.

We lost our fucking jobs because of you.

Lick those fucking balls.

Lick them.

Come here.

Come here.

I said,

tell me how pretty you are.

Good, good.

Rip my cab off, bitch.

Oh, I'm fucking... Fuck that

bitch.

I'll teach you to fuck around with our
cans, baby.

Right next to me, anytime.

Right next to me, anytime.

Suck his cock.

Come on, come on.

Come on, take it, take it.

Suck it.

Are you going to come all over his face?

Yeah.

Come on.

Fuck that bitch.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, that fucking bitch's face.

Yeah, fuck her. You going to drive cabs
anymore? Fuck a lot of cabs, bitch.

Oh, you bitch.

Take this, fuck it.

Okay, baby?

Yeah. Go get on the radio and call up
everybody and get them over here. Free

for everybody.

Sure thing.

Go. Come on. Hurry up.

All right.

It's not going to last forever.

I bet you fucking...

I can't wait to fuck that bitch. You
know, is there any of that action I can

in on? No, sir. It's just a little
private cabbie business over a $3 .20

Hello, Betty?

Yeah, John?

Yeah, any word from Tony? Not a word.
Nothing, John.

What could have happened to her?

I hope those yellow cab pricks haven't
done anything to her. They've been

threatening... trouble all week. My God,
that's it. That must be it.

What, Frank? What?

They must have grabbed her.

Listen, Betty, you grab all the girls
you can find. You meet me at 1486 Ridge

Canyon as fast as you can, okay?

Okay, I'm on my way. All right.

You shouldn't make it so much harder.

I said, tell me how funny she is. Don't
tell me how funny she is.

What is?

Huh? Is it good to have my cat look at
me in the face?

This way.

Talk it.

Yes.

Come on, that fucking cunt's face.

Come on.

Rub it.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

All the way down.

You drive any more cabs, bitch?

You hear me?

You hear me?

You're out of business, bitch.

Suck that dick.

Please rise.

Be seated.

Sit down and take off your hat, please.

The city of Los Angeles versus Tony...

Interesting.

How does the defendant plead?

Your Honor, the defendant pleads guilty.

Well then, due to the extenuating
circumstances in this case,

I wish to see the defendant in my
chambers.

Recess, 30 minutes.

How come you never told me that you were
a judge?

Shut up, Tony.

Come here and serve your sentence.

With pleasure.

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