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You murderer!�� PC�u�炋8�����This isn't murder.��P�����xIt's an execution.���C�u@��Ƙ�����TAPE REWINDS�������SINGING ♪ Fallen in love with someone��Ϡ�����♪ Ever fallen in love, in love with someone�� 'C�u��ߘ�����♪ Ever fallen in love��Ǡȡ�♪ In love with someone you shouldn't've fallen in love with�� �C�u���ԡ΁♪ Fallen in love with someone you shouldn't've fallen in love with. ♪���������Yeah! Woo! Yes, Clive.�� _C�u�������Come on, Clive! HE LAUGHS�� �������RADIO Ever Fallen In Love by Buzzcocks���C�u@���������Excuse me, I'm looking for Connor.�� ����� I think he's up on the roof.��g������On the Bishop Street side.�� C�u�������Thanks...��O�����P...Rajesh.��'����� xCheers.��`C�u��J������{\an8}WORKMEN CHATTER��@C�u@��e蠶���{\an8}How'd you get in? I was just passing.���������{\an8}How's it going?�������� �{\an8}You're passing ten floors up. How's that happen?�� �C�u@��}0�����There's no jobs, Clive, I've got nothing.��?�ɡÁ@Yeah, I was just wondering, cos, you know, I find myself free,��������8so I thought I'd offer. No, don't need you.��gC�u@��Р����I can do anything.��W�����XWhere's that lad that used to work for you, Francis?�� �����hWhere's he now?���C�u@���������I got rid of him.���������I'll tell you where he is.�������� 8He's working for Ashbury's.������� HAnd do you know what? He's happy.��GC�u@���P�����Proper little smiler, he is.�������Not when he was with you. He was miserable as sin,�� ������cos you bullied him, night and day.���C�u@���X�����He was useless. He was good, Clive.���������You stamped on him.����� �So, no, I don't have any jobs,���������cos no one likes working with you.���C�u@��頠����You're a fucking misery, truth be told.�� ����� You'll employ Rajesh.�������� �Yes, I will.��������HWhat's wrong with him?���C�u@���ǡ��Just... work's a bit short, so if you hear of anything, I...��G�����HI won't. Well, if you do...�������� HI won't! But there is something.�� �C�u@�� �����You can tell your lot I said thanks.�� 7����� 8What do you mean? I've been going sites like these�������Xsince I was 16 years old, and I saved, Clive.�� C�u@��>x�����Saved like a dog right from the start,�������cos I thought, "I'd like a nice life one day."�������(Just me and the missus, nice little life.���C�u@��T0�����And I got one. Tiny little farmhouse.�� _����� `It's a wreck, but I done it up.��o������Ten years it took me, now it's all done.�� 7C�u��o8�����My retirement, all set up.�� _����� `Except I can go there for 90 days. That's all.�� �C�u@���h�����Just 90 sodding days,��o�����pcos it's in France, isn't it?�������x90 days and I've gotta go home, thanks to your lot.�� WC�u���8�����Now I'm voting leave, for you.�� ߠ���� �Piss off, Clive.���C�u��8�����I can pay you 120 a day.�� 7����� 8I can do bar work for that.��w������Yeah, but I'm paying two wages.��OC�u��L�����Sick pay for Bugs, and now his replacement.��G�����HI can give you six days, and that's it.��0C�u���X�����SOFT CHATTER��`����� `THEY LAUGH��@C�u��������Um, do you mind not eating in the hall?�� ����� Eh? It's like a doss house.�� C�u���8�����Some of us have got to live here.�� Ǡ���� �Are you gonna be turning the electric off again?�� C�u@��������You should've got a letter. I did, and I read it,�� �ġ�� and it was a photocopy, it wasn't specific to this place,�� /C�u���X�����so I don't trust you for a second.���C�u���Р����Diane.�������� �Flat five.��PC�u��蠐���Clive.���������See you, Clive.��PC�u��M������This roll?��g�����hPlease, stop! Stop, stop!�� O������Yes!��C�u��j@�����£100 in the bank.��h����� �Right, your second go. Good luck.�� C�u���ؠ����Liz... Liz.��@C�u���X�����That's what I like to see.��������Hard at work.��xC�u@��Ϩ�����Where's your... your little mates?��Ϡ�����Oh, you know what it's like, same old story.��/�����New job across town, and off they go.�� �C�u@���8�����If I was in charge, I wouldn't allow it.���������Oh, so you're not the boss, then?�� O�����HE LAUGHS. No, not me, no.�� �C�u��ؠ����If I was running this, it'd be finished by now.�� ����� �Well...��������8...that would be a shame.�� OC�u@��&`�����So, packed his stuff, chucked him out.�� ����� That wasn't the end of it, though,��������because he'd left all these bills unpaid.���C�u��>p�����I found them!��w�����xHe'd stuffed them away,��������hidden them, like a squirrel.��C�u@��R������There was council tax, electricity,��o�����psome of them going back months.��/������I said, "What's all this?"���C�u@��j�����He said, "I just panic."���������I said, "What do you mean, you just panic?"��������He said, "It's me dyslexia."�� �C�u@���X�����Oh, God, I bet, yeah.������That's just a bloody excuse, isn't it?��G�����8That's what I said!���������You know, there's no such thing as dyslexia.��C�u@���H�����Oh, my God, that's exactly what I said!��o�����pI've been saying that to him for years.����ѡˁIt's just a fraud. You know, it's, like, this billion-dollar industry.�� C�u���p�����Oh, my God, you are like a voice in the wilderness.�� Ϡ���� �This is too good to be true.�� �C�u���������Come on, tell me, is there a Mrs Clive?�� ������ �Eh? Because there is, isn't there?�� �C�u��䰠����Yeah, yeah.���������Marie.�������� `Been married 24 years.���������Two boys, Saul and George.�� �C�u��������Old-fashioned names.��נ�����Yeah.��砩��� �And how are you, you and Marie?�� �C�u��P�����Yeah, we're OK.��(����� You know, both a bit knackered, but...��8C�u��8������...I'm in the bad books.�������� �You know, I have been for a very long time.�� xC�u��Z������Why?���C�u��v�����Go easy, it costs me enough.�� ������ �Oh...��נ�����I just, just made a mistake, you know?�� ?C�u���Р����So, we went on holiday to Scarborough,��Ϡ�����to this, caravan park.�� 8C�u@���@�����And there was this woman,���������cos they had this restaurant,����¡�� pwell, it was, like, a cafe thing, and she worked there.�� C�u@���Ƞ����Patricia. Patricia.��g�ΡȁhYeah, listen, it had just been a long time since anyone fancied me,�� /�¡���and Patricia, she was, like, she was looking, you know?�� �C�u���蠸���And I kinda, well, to be fair, I was puzzled.�� w����� xGet to the point. Well, I slept with her.���C�u��������And just one night, they had this barbecue, and...��7�����8...Marie... found out.���C�u��������And kaboom, you know, that was it.�� ������ �Never forgiven.��Ǡ����`To this day.���C�u��5�����And I mean never, ever forgiven.��Ϡ�����I mean never.���C�u��N��ȡAnd I've paid the price for that to this sodding day, I have.��O�����PHow did she find out?�� �C�u��g������Um, well, I told her.�� Ϡ���� �Well, what did you do that for?���C�u���8�����I've learnt my lesson now, haven't I?�� `������So, you won't tell her next time?��@C�u��������No.��(C�u���0�����There's a little Italian, Barlow Moor Road.�� ������ �Friday night, they do two courses for 15 quid.���C�u���ࠓ���Fancy it?��(C�u�� )(�����Right, I'm off. Tell Stewart I said hello.�� C�u�� C�����MUSIC PICKS UP��0������Hey.���C�u�� �8�����Clive, yeah?�������� All right, down here.��xC�u�� x�����LADY SPEAKS ON SPEAKER PHONE��C�u�� ! �����THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE��Ƞ����@Oh, you don't mind, do you?���C�u@�� 9X�����No, go for it.���������Yeah. It's my girlfriend. HE LAUGHS�� ������8She's got a new job. She's very excited.�� �C�u�� R0�����THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE��0C�u�� k0�����Oh, thank you.��/�����0She says thanks. HE LAUGHS���������THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE���C�u�� �H�����CONVERSATION FADES��PC�u�� �Ƞ����We're not allowed to take tips.��O�����PBuy her something.��ؠ����Thank you very much.��?C�u�� ������He gave me £10, you know. For you.�� 7����� 8Oh, that's so nice of him. Thank you!���C�u�� ������Yeah, nice guy, ain't he?��PC�u�� 쨠����LAUGHTER���C�u�� 8�����Well, you didn't stand me up.�� ������ �That's a good sign.���C�u@�� �����You look smart.�� ������ �I was gonna make a bit more of an effort,��G������but, Christine phoned just as I got in and I said,�� �C�u�� 9������"Not now, Christine," but she wouldn't stop.��?�����@Right, cos I wanted to say,��C�u�� N�̡ƁI think I should make it clear that there's not gonna be any sex,��W�����Xyou know, so...�� C�u�� hh�����Who said there was? No one.��������There's not. Let me sit down, for fuck's sake.���C�u�� �������I just think I should explain.�� ��͡ǁ �Um, because with Patricia, that was the woman in the caravan park.��'C�u�� �h�����Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who she is.��O�����PYeah, well, I didn't sleep with her.���C�u@�� � �����OK. I mean, there was a moment, you know.��W�����XI mean, she was... she was looking, all the time.�� ���HI mean, Marie noticed, she said,���C�u@�� ������"Look, she's looking," and,���������and there was this big barbecue thing,��w����� but I didn't...��������Nothing happened, we...�� �C�u@�� �Ƞ����...did not.�� ��� �And what do you want, eh? A medal?��Ϡ�����I just think you should know, that's all.�� 7C�u�� ������Then why did you say you did?��PC�u�� *𠪡��Because it would make her cross.�� O����� PWho? Marie.�������`Your wife? Yeah.��������Hang on.���C�u@�� F �����You didn't just tell me you slept with Patricia,�� ��ǡ�� you told your wife you slept with Patricia, when you didn't.�� �C�u@�� ]ࠨ���Yeah. So, you made it all up?�� ����� You lied to your wife? For how long?�� נ�����Well, you know, six years.�� �C�u�� }������She's been punishing you for six years for nothing?��8C�u@�� �������Does she know now?��7�����8Have you told her? Does she know the truth?��砍��� No.���������Jesus Christ, Clive.��GC�u�� �������I mean, Jesus Christ.��o�����pWhy did you lie in the first place?��G������Because...�� �C�u�� �0�����I thought it would make me look, um...�������What?��`C�u�� �@�����Sexy.��`C�u��������Well, I will say,��7�����8it was the most interesting thing about you.�� 0C�u��5X�����Don't say anything.���������Don't make a fuss.�� WC�u��IX�����Don't do that to me.���C�u��-x�����So, what happened?�� נ���� �Just, nothing much.�� C�u��HX�����Stewart's really boring since he got that job and,�� Ǡ���� �Brody's got work tomorrow, so...���C�u��e�����Where are the boys?��g�����hOut.���C�u��z0�����Still?��h�����HFriday night.�� C�u���P�����I was thinking, the boys...��ؠɡÁ hWe said we'd wait 'til they were old enough and then split up,�� 7C�u@��𠩡��but it's not gonna work, is it?�� נ���� �We can't afford it, Clive.��������pEither I leave, or you leave,�� 'C�u@��������and I can't afford a flat, can you?�� ߠ���� �I'm trying to get more work, aren't I?�������`I'm not having a go.���C�u��,x�����Then what?���C�u��B0�����Well, it could be years till the boys leave home.���������Saul's showing no sign,���C�u@��VР����and even if George goes to university,���̡Ɓ�they go, and then they come back. That's what happens these days.���C�u��p蠍���So?�� ��ϡɁ �So, I'm saying that we stay like this, living here, it's not so bad.��C�u���������Well, I don't think it's bad at all.�� 8C�u���P�����Well, it is, if you don't mind my saying so.�� �������But if we accept it, and all right, yes,�� OC�u��� �����OK, I will stop having a go at you, then we'd be OK.��8C�u���`�����We could stop pretending.���������At what?��xC�u��������This.���������We could stop this.���C�u��"ࠓ���OK. Yeah.������� It's about time.��O�����hIs it?���C�u��8 �����I don't need it, I'm fine.��X������And I know men like to have their little bit of fun,�� �C�u��SP�����God knows you're proof of that,�� ������ �but you could finish yourself off.��������You do it anyway.��C�u@��k������If you're 20 minutes in the bathroom,�������the boys say you're having a wank.��g����� �Jesus. Well, aren't you?��������Marie.��(C�u���X�����I just think it would help if we stop planning��ߠ�����for things that are never gonna happen.�� `C�u���ؠ����Cos I dream of it, Clive.��Р���� �Little flat all on my own...���C�u��������...tiny little garden...��h����� 0...window in the sunlight��oC�u��ᨠ����so Mum can come and sit with me.�� (C�u���Р����it's never gonna happen, is it?���C�u��࠻���So, what, we just stay like this forever, do we?�� �C�u��7 �����Well, one of us will die, in the end.�� �C�u��Ep�����You in tonight?��Ǡ�����Fuck's it matter to you?��Ǡ���� �All right, I'm just...���C�u��o𠝡��How's your project?���������What project?������� �American civil rights. What grade did you get?�� ?C�u����š��Dunno. Well, you do know, come on. What grade did you get?�� �������A B.��(C�u@���@�����Oh. Can't you work a bit harder?�� �Ρȁ What did you get in school then? No, go on. What grade did you get?�� C�u���`�����All right. So, tell me about it. About what?��g�����hAmerican civil rights.���C�u@���p�����You're kidding. Yeah, come on, educate me.��砓����What for?������� �Cos I wanna know. Yeah, but what for?���C�u���H�����Cos your mum thinks we should talk more,��?�����@but she doesn't see it -���C�u�� h�����...fucking insolence on your face when you talk to me.��?�����@DOORBELL��@C�u@��>�����Aye, aye. Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out.�� ��á�� �I was just putting something in the bin and then, click.��7C�u@��[ࠧ���Go on, give us your key then.���������You said you had a spare key,�������� @you might as well give it to me, mightn't you?�������HWhat's your alarm code?���C�u��t������Er, OK. 1502.�� נ���� �1502. Remember George. 1502.�� �C�u@���x�����God, he's got a nice life next door,��������hasn't he? Swanning around all hours.��������What've you done now?��OC�u@���h�����His key. Like when his alarm went��'�����(off last time when he was on holiday,��Ǡ���� �now we won't have to put up with it.�� �C�u���蠖���What was it?��w�����x1502. 1502.���������That's his alarm.��hC�u���������DOOR SLAMS�� 8C�u@���H�����They use titanium in the engine��?�����@and the bonnet is carbon fibre,��W����� �and the whole thing feels so light,��GC�u���(�����it's like a stiff breeze could blow it away,��Ϡ�����except it grips like crazy.�� /C�u@���(�����The traction control is astonishing.��破����It can detect wheelspin in a microsecond.�� ������Less than a microsecond.���C�u@���������It almost detects a spin before it's even happened.�� ������ �I've never felt safer. I've never felt more secure.�� �C�u@��=`�����What are you doing in his house? George?�� ������ �Hey, answer me. What are you doing in here?��������@I said there was someone in this house.���C�u@��Sh�����I said so! He's been using the key.������What do you mean? Did you know he was here?��?�¡�� 0Did I fuck! But I knew there was someone in this house.�������8He's been drinking my wine.��_C�u@��k�����The level on the wine goes down every day.��w�ɡÁxWhy are you talking about wine? What's wine got to do with it?�� _������No, you don't. Don't try to get away with this.�� �C�u@���������Don't you touch him? He's in my house!��?�����@Don't you fucking dare?��נ���� HE'S IN MY HOUSE!��w������I gave you my key, which he's gone and stolen.��C�u@���������Did you say he was in here every day? Yeah.��w�����xDrinking wine every single day?�������� xYeah, and God knows what else, because your son...��ߠ����XIs he drinking wine with you?���C�u���𠏡��What?�������Fuck!��𠑡��HGeorge!��C�u���(�����George. Get here.�� ������ Eh!���C�u���Р����Don't lock me out.���������Your son has been wanking in my house.���C�u�������George!���������Oh, God! Don't kill him!�� C�u@��4࠷���Tell me, what you doing in that man's house?���¡��What were you doing in his house? Did he invite you in?��GC�u@��K8�����What's that supposed to mean? Did he invite you?��o�����pBANGING ON DOOR�������� �Clive! Open the door! Your boyfriend wants you.������Don't be so stupid.���C�u@��b������Oh, I'm always the stupid one, aren't I?��O�����PClive, open the door!��O����� �BANGING CONTINUES��_�����Clive, open the door!���C�u@���p�����God, you couldn't leave him alone, eh?��'�����(OK, this is all a bit out of control.��g����� �We can sort it out. I just want to see George.�� _C�u@���`�����I just want to talk him, like adults, OK?����ơ���And I want my key, because you were in charge of it, Clive,�� ������pand I want it back.��'C�u���������I'm sorry, all right?��נ�����George, don't you dare!��ࠓ����Get here!���C�u���p�����Hey! George, get back here!���������Hey!���C�u���h�����You'll have to come back in the end.�� C�u@�������He needs a bollocking, because, you know,���ȡ�I mean, we all make mistakes, but he has crossed a line here.�� �C�u@�?������What was he doing in your house?���������What was my boy doing in your house,�� 7������for days and days?��XC�u��]H�����He's 16 years old.��g�����hOK, see you later, then. Bye.�� PC�u��������Your son George... Don't!���������Your son George stole my key and waited till I left.��C�u���X�����Because if I knew he was there,��G�¡��Hwhy the fuck would I walk up to my front door with you?��xC�u���ؠ����No, no, no, no, no, wait.��Ǡ�����So he was breaking and entering,�� '������he stole things,���C�u@���P�����he masturbated in front of my television,�� /����� 0and these are all on the list of things I am telling�������8the police, including your assault of me.�� hC�u���������Because if you're gonna take on this fucking poof...�� �C�u��Ƞ����...don't you...�������� �...don't you say...���C�u��8������Don't you ever!���C�u��hP�����Jesus! Fuck!��/�����0Aghhh!�������8What?��?C�u��|Ƞ����What...?���C�u@���P�¡��Boss? Judy, tell Saul to pack his stuff up and get out.��נ�����You will not believe what his father has just done!�� �C�u@���ࠧ���You're a beautiful lad, Saul,��w�š��xbut I'm afraid you've gotta go. And if you wanna know why,�� O������blame your mad old dad.���C�u@��⨠����No, you need to come home. They said Dad went crazy.��砱����Like, George was in next door's house.�� ������He broke in and he was stark naked.�� �C�u@��������Bushra, I've got to go. So, where's George now?������� I don't know, do I? I'm still here.���������He actually attacked you?��/C�u@��`�����Yeah.��ߠ�����That is assault, and you have to go to the police.�� /�ǡ��I don't even have my car. I left it in town. I'm stuck here.�� GC�u��6������Can you come and drive me in?���������I'm coming.��xC�u��K������Somebody tell me...! What the hell?�� /�ȡ 0He's gonna call the police, because you assaulted him, Clive!���C�u��f��ɡÁHim and snotty bitch Stephanie, they're gonna call the police.��0C�u���������MUFFLED ARGUMENT���C�u���p�����Cheers. Cheers.�������You should have a vodka in that.�� w������I've gotta take the car home.���C�u@�� ������And I'm trying to stay alert.��נ�����I have a thief living next door, and a thug.�� ��š���Really, you should call the police though. Really, really.�� �C�u@��'�͡ǁI know, I know. You should. But, like, I'm thinking of me. I mean,�� ��� �what if it got into the court? I mean,��g�ѡˁXgay man with a 16-year-old boy in my house? What would that look like?�� �C�u@��E��ǡ��He broke in. Yeah, but look at the reaction of his dad, huh?�� ������ Anything to do with George, you know.���C�u@��^��á��Then I'm a groomer and a paedo and a pervert. Oh, don't.��_�����`That gets online, there's five million straight men�� �C�u@��v������waiting to attack me.��7�����8Plenty of straight women.��Ϡ���� What makes you say that?��������The world.���C�u@���࠲���And you know who would love this story?���������The Licensing Unit. Oh, the council would leap on it,�� /������then this place would be in trouble.��GC�u���������If I go to the police, it will only get worse.�� xC�u@��� �����To be fair to little George,�������he did just want a safe place to wank.�� 7�����@Because men will do it anywhere.���C�u@���𠬡��I've been studying this for years,��������it's my specialist subject. And I have gotta tell you,�� _�����`girls, men will do it everywhere, all day long.�� �C�u���@�����You name it, they have spunked on it.��G�����HCinema seats, theatres, graveyards,�� /C�u@��������cars. Every single car,���������they've whacked off into every single seat.�� w�ȡI used to carry a handkerchief to wipe down seats on the bus,�� C�u�� @�����I'm now considering a beekeeper's outfit. Aeroplanes.��w�����xIn the seats, the dirty dogs!�� �C�u@��;H�����Seats, toilets, cockpits.��?�����@That's what turbulence is!�� w�Ρȁ�I am telling you, they have been fiddling away all through history.�� oC�u@��Yp�����You ask Sir Edmund Hilary if he tugged off on�� '����� (the top of Everest,��נ����and he would say, yes...���C�u@��o(�����..because it was there.!���ӡ́Christopher Columbus, he discovered America so he could find a new place�� ?�����Hto whack it out.��C�u���𠩡��Neil Armstrong, one small step,�������one massive wank.�������� �And then he varnished the Moon.��C�u���Р����I'm telling you, two basic rules. One, never sit down,�������and two, don't go barefoot,���C�u���x�����cos we are standing on a carpet of glue,�� ����� and if we could see life through UV glasses,�� �C�u��� �����the whole world would look like a melted candle.�� ����� Ooh. Fair do's to George!���C�u���Р����He was maintaining a fine tradition.�� 7����� 8To George. To George!�� `C�u��P�����He was round at Sammy's.��蠠��� �Hiding like a chicken.��C�u��#�����You're supposed to be the clever one.�� Ǡġ�� �But if Leo presses charges and you get a criminal record,�� �C�u��;������you won't get into university.�� ����� �That's not true, actually. Sherry from down the road,�� OC�u@��S������she got caught shoplifting,��w�����xand now she's doing economics.�� '������Which is funny, if you think about it.���C�u��kX�����Thank you. Now, button it.���������You will go and apologise.�� �C�u@���p�����You'll apologise in person,��W�����Xand I want you to write him a letter. Fuck off!�� ���HDon't you dare!��C�u��������You'll write a formal apology.�� ����� �Plus you can add up how much you owe him with all��GC�u���ؠ����the wine and stuff, then double it and pay him back,�� 7����� 8and then... and then...���C�u���X�����Then you can tell us why you did it.�� �����`I mean, I'm not stupid, I get it, OK?�� �C�u@��������When I was a kid, I had a key to my nan's,�� _����� `and I would bunk off��Ϡǡ��0and sit in her flat when she was out on Thursday afternoons,�� /C�u@��0�¡��and I did that for five years, and no-one knew a thing.�� ?����� @But that was family.��Ǡ����He's the man next door.��XC�u@��M������Did he ask you in? Shut up.��'�����(He gave us his key, didn't he? It's an open door.����Сʁ �And... and you're too young to know when you're being, like, seduced.��gC�u��jР����Don't be so stupid!��Ƞ���� �It's a good point.��hC�u���p�����Cos Leo is a bit out there.�� ������ He's a bit obvious. And if he does call the police,��7C�u���������it would be a good line to take in court.�� W����� XHe's a homosexual man choosing�� WC�u���X�����to live ten feet away from two healthy lads.�� 0������Two healthy...��xC�u���P�����...sexy lads, let's say it.�� ������ �He looks at me sometimes. Does he?�� �C�u���Ƞ����I catch him, now and then,�� ������ �eyeing me up. He can't help himself.��C�u�� ������Well, that could be useful.��'�����(God, you are just idiots!��o����� �Do you know why I went there?�� �C�u�� ������To get away from you lot!��砦����To get away from this house!���������To get away from you!��pC�u@�� ;�����Well, you're grounded.���������And don't think you can go round to Hassan's,�� W������because I'm phoning his mother. I warn you, George.��GC�u�� VH�����She'll send you right back.�������Have you got that?���C�u@�� ~H�����I tell you what, darling,���������you'd better get your locks changed.��o����� Might be wise, just in case.���C�u�� ������Such a hassle. Oh, God, I've got the key safe, too.�� 砩��� �I'll have to change everything.���C�u�� ������ALARM BEEPS��蠗���BEEPING STOPS�� C�u��!�ؠ����POP MUSIC STARTS�� נ���� �MUSIC STOPS���C�u��"R��ɡÁDo you think he went through your things, little Georgy Porgy?��������What, like my pants?��_C�u��"hp�����Mm. I would.��/�����0Oh, God! Do you think he did?�������� �Why? What would he find?�� C�u@��"�������Boss, I was thinking, did you check your computer?��砻����No, it's good, it's locked, it's got a password.�� `C�u��#������Although if I leave the email open, it stays unlocked.�� �C�u��#Px�����NOTIFICATION TONE���C�u@��#�Ƞ����I'll tell you one thing bothering me.��W�����XThat night you were texting George.��/������So? I was being kind.���C�u@��#�蠗���Yeah, I know,��'�����(but if his mum and dad demand��O����� xto know everything and George shows it to them.��砡���`But I said nice things.�� gC�u@��#Ѱ�����Oh, God, I left a voice note.�� 7�ġ�� 8George, I swear, if you tell your girlfriends about this,�� O�ġ���they will tell you that every single stupid boy does this�� wC�u@��#ﰠ����and you'll laugh about it.�� 7����� 8Because there's such a big world out there,��������and you can have boyfriends or girlfriends,��C�u��$蠟���or whatever you like.��������You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want,��C�u@��$������night after night. Because I promise you Geroge,�� ?����� @there's a great big gay life, just waiting for you.��XC�u��$k�����So, if I delete it, will it delete on George's thread?�� '����� (Yes. Now, get rid of it.���C�u��$�������Oh, shit.���C�u@��$�(�����Boss, I sent you that password generator. It's free��o�����pand it's brilliant. Thanks, Mikey.���š��`Oh, well, you weren't so helpful this afternoon, were you?���C�u@��$� �����I was pointing out the obvious.��/�¡��0What? He posted Saul's wanking video on the group chat.�� _������Oh, yeah. What? Saul the other son?�� C�u��%p�����SAUL PANTS AND GASPS�� �����(He gets it all out online. Saul bares all.�� �C�u��%������It's ten out of ten, and I mean ten.�� hC�u@��%E������It's not private, it's a business,��w�����xand he chooses to promote himself.����¡�� It's not even up for debate. He's your neighbour's son.�� �C�u��%\8�����He's 25.�������He's only 25.������� 0He sells it, he wants us to see.��C�u@��%p������Is that on your phone?��������It's on everyone's. Well, then you should delete it.�������� �If I end up taking Clive Goss to court,��C�u��%�8�����the behaviour of his son could be very good evidence.�� ������ �Leo, just don't have it anywhere.�� C�u��%�ؠ����Come on, it's not like I fancy him������� or anything. Well, not much.��������Oh, God!���C�u��%�h�����I'll delete it. I'll delete it.�� �C�u@��%ވ�����This is what they do. MESSAGE PINGS��ߠ�����They make a link between gay men and children...�� w�����XMESSAGE PINGS ...and that link is ineradicable.�� �C�u@��%�h�����It cannot be removed. MESSAGE PINGS��?�����@And they know that, the bastards. MESSAGE PINGS�� �������So, they repeat it, they shout it... MESSAGE PINGS�� _C�u@��&������...over and over, and louder and louder.�� 7����� 8Well, that's nice. Thanks, boss.��g������What did we do to deserve that?���C�u@��&( �����What do you mean?��w�����xYour message, on the group chat.��?����� �Guilty as charged.������That's on my CV, Mr Struthers.��/C�u@��&@������What? What's just happened?���������He's just called us all perverts.��g����� I didn't say that. Look.�����WHOOPS AND CHEERS Why would I do that?��HC�u@��&^X�����Look, look, there's the time. That's now.��Ϡ�����12 minutes past, right now. And you saw me,��ߠ�����I was sitting here. I didn't send it.���C�u@��&rР̡ƁYou must've been on dictation. You must've pressed it by mistake.�� ������ You did say perverts out loud.�� �����But it's not that bad, Melba.��WC�u@��&�8�����I've got this couple in Levenshulme,��'�����(Blake and Robbie, they've just adopted three children.�� /�¡��XThey'd never have been able to do that back in the day,���C�u��&�x�����so things are better.���C�u��'h�����Ohhh!��_�����`PHONE BUZZES��xC�u��'�������All right, you lot, got a surprise for you today.�� hC�u��'�������I love my job, man!��ߠ�����Say hi, Molly.��_����� @Hi!��������@How hot, is she? Oh, my God!�� �C�u��'�p�����Here we go.���C�u��(������This is for you, girls.������� @And some of you fellas.���C�u��(7(�����Uhhh!��C�u��(������OK, it's been a long day.�� ������ �Good luck, troops. Keep flying the flag.�� oC�u��(�(�����Seriously, though, be careful.�� _����� `What now?��������Your phone! 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