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Okay, well, I don't know what you want
me to do.
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Sweetie, I've tried everything. No, she
just... Okay, I'm listening.
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Yeah, no, go.
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Yeah, no, that's not... I don't know
what the deal is.
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I mean, I try to be nice.
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You've seen Zoe in a rap. She just
doesn't... Okay,
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um... Yeah, I'm gonna let you go.
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Okay, I love you too.
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All right. All right, bye.
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Are you
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ready to go?
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I mean, I'm here, aren't I?
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Okay.
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Where would you like to go eat?
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I don't know.
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I thought you were supposed to decide
that.
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Well, I thought maybe there'd be a place
you'd like us to go, you know, like
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maybe a favorite restaurant or would you
like Chinese?
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You're joking.
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Chinese?
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Um, okay. What would you, you want
sushi?
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I don't eat fish.
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Okay. All right.
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Where would you like to go? What? You
know what? We'll just, we'll go for a
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drive and then just wherever you want,
just say this is the place. Does that
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work?
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Whatever.
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It's so not fair. We have to do the time
breaker.
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Right now.
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Wait, what time is it?
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I don't know.
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It's 6am.
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Wait, were we out all night?
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Oh my god.
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We were.
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Shoot.
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Yeah, I'll wait you for your brother. Go
sit on the couch.
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I'm going to win.
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Are you ready to lose?
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What? Me?
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Yeah. To you.
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In rock, paper, scissors.
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Yeah. Wow. Are you asleep?
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Because that's a dream.
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No.
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You'll see.
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Okay.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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I think it's just paper, paper, rock.
Okay. Yeah. Two out of three. Best two
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of three.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ah.
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Okay. So, everyone's this, right?
There's not like three out of five. This
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it. No, this is it.
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Okay.
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This is true.
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I told you. I don't lose.
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Fine. Whatever.
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You win. Congrats.
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Maybe. What do you want?
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What do I want?
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay, you know what? There actually is
something I want to know.
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We had a great night tonight.
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You know?
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Why for months now, since I married your
mother, have you been, like, just
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relentlessly mean to me?
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What is that?
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I don't get it.
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I don't... I don't know if I can say.
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Just say it.
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I mean, I...
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This is the bet to bet, okay?
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Fine. It might be because...
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Sorry, what?
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It might be because I'm pregnant.
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Issa.
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What are you saying?
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Well... I can't help it.
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I'm not angry. I'm just... I'm married
to your mother.
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I know, and that's why I've been trying
to avoid you this whole time, because I
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always get what I want, and I... I don't
know what to do.
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Um... I mean, there's nothing to do.
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Like, there's not... I mean, I'm...
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To repeat myself here, but you're my
step -dog now.
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I mean, but that doesn't mean we're
actually related.
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And that's what you know.
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Now I have to do something about it.
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What?
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I mean, I always get what I want.
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I don't, yeah.
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I just, I don't think that's... She's
not going to find out.
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She's not going to find out what?
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to your mom, okay? I'm not going to
cheat on her. I'm not going to,
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not. Liz,
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because you don't think I'm pretty?
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What? No.
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You're gorgeous.
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Like, you're very attractive.
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I just, um... Well,
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I mean, I always get my way, so...
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Change your mind.
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I'll be in my room.
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I'm sorry.
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We can't, we can't do anything.
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So, I mean, I'm married to your mom.
She's literally asleep right there.
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Well, we'll be quiet.
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We'll be quiet?
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Yeah. I don't, I, this doesn't, just,
just go.
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Okay, like, this just can't happen.
Okay, you're very beautiful, obviously,
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like...
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Loyal and... Just... Just can't happen.
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You understand?
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No. No. Once I have my mind set on
something... Shh. Just shh.
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She's not gonna hear.
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I'm not gonna tell her.
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You don't have to say anything.
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Okay, so like... Hypothetically... Like
if we were to do something... Mm
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-hmm.
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Like, she could not ever know.
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Like, nobody could ever know.
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Yeah. Okay? Like, it's just, it would be
like a between -us, like, one -time
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thing. Mm -hmm.
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I'm serious.
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Okay. I mean, once I get my fill, then,
you know, I'll be good to go.
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I mean...
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Ever since you married my mom, it's
just... I can't stop thinking about
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you. And I've heard you guys had sex a
couple of times, and it's just... It's
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just been in my thoughts.
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In your thoughts? Uh -huh. Just
thinking.
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Just thinking.
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I just... Nobody can know about this.
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Yes.
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Yeah. So it's been mutual then, huh?
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Yeah, it's been mutual.
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Who
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does
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it better?
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Me or my mom?
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Honestly? Yeah, you do.
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She better watch out.
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I look pretty on your podcast.
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Thank you.
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So much better. It tastes so good.
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Oh, yes.
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That's better than I imagined.
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Oh, she's teasing like that.
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It's so bad. Please.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my
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God.
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I don't want it. I don't want it.
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Do you need more?
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Yeah. Yeah, put it back in, please.
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You want to come back in? Yes.
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You want to come right back in? Yes,
please give it back to me. I want it
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in.
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Amen.
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So good.
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Let me see, just like that.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Fuck,
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you're so good.
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pussy throw.
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Yeah, you do. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm
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-hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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-hmm.
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So much sexier than her.
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That's a good dog.
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What's that?
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Thank you.
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you look at the
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So good.
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I want you to comfort me.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's exactly what I was expecting.
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Oh, really?
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This is not going to be a one -time
thing.
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Definitely not.
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