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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,069 --> 00:00:07,235 Woman (over PA): Sorry to announcement to passengers 2 00:00:07,319 --> 00:00:09,653 on Delta Flight 4251 to Atlanta. 3 00:00:09,736 --> 00:00:12,361 The flight has been delayed due to bad weather conditions. 4 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:14,027 The flight crew has arrived at the gate, 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:15,402 and the ground crew 6 00:00:15,486 --> 00:00:16,736 will be deicing the wings of the aircraft... 7 00:00:16,819 --> 00:00:19,152 -Here you go. Happy Holidays. -Thanks. 8 00:00:19,235 --> 00:00:21,194 -Woman: Just what I need. -Thank you. 9 00:00:21,277 --> 00:00:24,319 -Here you go. Happy-- Oh. Happy Holi-- -Get a real job. 10 00:00:24,402 --> 00:00:26,861 I need a real job, too. Thank you. 11 00:00:29,944 --> 00:00:31,736 I said I wouldn't, 12 00:00:31,819 --> 00:00:34,069 but that edible really kicked in. 13 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,194 I don't get it. I mean, it looks fine outside, 14 00:00:38,277 --> 00:00:40,361 but they're saying there's a Nor'easter 15 00:00:40,444 --> 00:00:41,861 with a bomb cyclone in New York. 16 00:00:41,944 --> 00:00:43,611 Don't say bomb in the airport. 17 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:47,527 I mean, okay, but they're not gonna let us, like, fly out in that, right? 18 00:00:47,611 --> 00:00:49,653 I don't know. I don't think 19 00:00:49,736 --> 00:00:51,944 you should be reading those weather apps, man. 20 00:00:52,027 --> 00:00:54,527 They're trying to sensationalize to draw ad traffic. 21 00:00:54,611 --> 00:00:58,152 Yeah. Well, not all of us can just, like, get stoned 22 00:00:58,235 --> 00:00:59,985 -and check out like you can. -Oh yeah. 23 00:01:00,069 --> 00:01:03,277 (mumbles): Yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,694 -(sighs) -You got any more classic quotes from your dad? 25 00:01:07,778 --> 00:01:09,444 Um, no, they all sound the same. 26 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:10,736 Yeah, I'm sure they do. 27 00:01:10,819 --> 00:01:12,069 Woman (over PA): We regret to inform you 28 00:01:12,152 --> 00:01:14,653 that American flight 1487 with service 29 00:01:14,736 --> 00:01:17,736 to Phoenix Sky Harbor International is canceled. 30 00:01:17,819 --> 00:01:20,069 -(crowd groaning) -Hell yeah. 31 00:01:20,152 --> 00:01:21,736 Cancel culture wins again. 32 00:01:21,819 --> 00:01:23,235 What, you didn't wanna go? 33 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,402 I mean, I'm not trying to get on a plane 34 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,235 in the first place, let alone one that's going 35 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,569 -into a bomb cyclone. -Well, you just said bomb. 36 00:01:29,653 --> 00:01:32,486 -(hushed): We gotta stop saying bomb. -(phone bloops) 37 00:01:32,985 --> 00:01:34,861 Okay, here's the plan. 38 00:01:34,944 --> 00:01:37,235 I say we go back to my place in Brooklyn, 39 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,527 and that way, you don't have to go all the way back uptown 40 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:41,402 just to come back downtown 41 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:43,985 -tomorrow morning. -I mean, I can just meet you 42 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:46,110 back here tomorrow, that's also fine. 43 00:01:46,194 --> 00:01:50,569 You could just also see my new place, meet my new dog. No? 44 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,694 It'll be fun. You're just gonna go to your dorm 45 00:01:52,778 --> 00:01:55,444 -and spend the night alone? -Yeah, hopefully. 46 00:01:55,527 --> 00:01:57,277 Come on. We'll go to my place, 47 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:59,319 we'll do a little Hanukkah thing. 48 00:02:00,319 --> 00:02:02,110 We'll make latkes. 49 00:02:02,194 --> 00:02:03,694 We make matzo ball soup. 50 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:06,235 -Ilana: I don't know. -Oh, I know. I like this plan. 51 00:02:06,319 --> 00:02:07,819 I like it a latke. 52 00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:08,985 Ilana: Uh-huh. Stop. 53 00:02:09,069 --> 00:02:11,319 ♪ Oh, I like latkes, lots of latkes ♪ 54 00:02:11,402 --> 00:02:14,277 (festive music playing) 55 00:02:14,361 --> 00:02:15,736 Woman (over radio): Merry Christmas. It's gonna be-- 56 00:02:15,819 --> 00:02:19,235 (indistinct chatter) 57 00:02:19,694 --> 00:02:22,527 Woman: No, grab all three! She wanted the whole pack. 58 00:02:29,361 --> 00:02:31,194 -Hey. -Destiny: Don't pet that cat. 59 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:32,819 Why? Is it diseased? 60 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,944 Destiny: (scoffs) I can't with you right now. 61 00:02:36,402 --> 00:02:37,861 Ladies and gentlemen, 62 00:02:37,944 --> 00:02:39,903 please pass the empty baskets back 63 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,985 once you're done with them. Thanks so much. 64 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:43,486 Enjoy your day! 65 00:02:43,569 --> 00:02:45,611 (Destiny grumbling) 66 00:02:46,569 --> 00:02:48,402 -(baby crying) -(phone ringing) 67 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:52,069 -Pam-Anne: You need help? -Destiny: Oh. I got it, I got it, I got it. 68 00:02:52,527 --> 00:02:56,361 -(baby crying) -Aw, hey! 69 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,819 Destiny: ¿Hablas inglés? Okay, hi. 70 00:02:58,903 --> 00:03:01,861 We have a reservation for four nights starting tonight, 71 00:03:01,944 --> 00:03:04,152 but our connecting flight in was canceled 72 00:03:04,235 --> 00:03:05,944 due to weather here in New York. 73 00:03:06,027 --> 00:03:07,861 We'll be on the first flight tomorrow, 74 00:03:07,944 --> 00:03:10,736 but are we out the money we paid for tonight? 75 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:14,152 -(quietly): I would yell. -I'm not gonna yell. 76 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,527 Why can't we stay in a hotel? 77 00:03:16,611 --> 00:03:19,069 Because I pay rent here. 78 00:03:19,152 --> 00:03:20,903 And why is it called a crash pad? 79 00:03:20,985 --> 00:03:23,277 -That's a terrible name. -Oh, I don't know. 80 00:03:24,402 --> 00:03:25,736 Well, 81 00:03:25,819 --> 00:03:27,361 at least I can meet some of your friends. 82 00:03:27,444 --> 00:03:29,653 Girl, I don't know these people! 83 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,110 Pam-Anne: What? 84 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:38,361 -Isn't everybody Delta? -Destiny: Pam, I don't know! Stop! 85 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:41,235 The Guy: Your sister visited my last apartment, 86 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:42,819 but you're the first one in the family 87 00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:45,527 who's actually ever been here, so welcome. 88 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:48,069 Did you just leave that burning? 89 00:03:48,152 --> 00:03:50,361 Oh. No, that's the, uh, 90 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:52,736 the dog-sitter, it looks like. 91 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:54,694 Stupid. 92 00:03:54,778 --> 00:03:57,319 Yeah. Okay, that makes two. 93 00:03:57,944 --> 00:04:00,694 -Can I take your coat? -Yeah. 94 00:04:00,778 --> 00:04:03,194 Um, did, uh, 95 00:04:03,819 --> 00:04:06,069 Dad tell you that Margaret died? 96 00:04:06,152 --> 00:04:09,194 No. I'm sorry. She was such a good dog. 97 00:04:09,277 --> 00:04:11,402 I know. She was old. She was, like, 16, 98 00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:13,944 but it was still definitely sad. 99 00:04:14,027 --> 00:04:15,903 Yeah, it happens. 100 00:04:15,985 --> 00:04:18,694 (sighs) So, this is the house that weed built. 101 00:04:18,778 --> 00:04:23,402 This is a carriage house built by a Dutchman in the 1800s, most likely, 102 00:04:23,486 --> 00:04:24,903 but I can afford it because it doesn't have 103 00:04:24,985 --> 00:04:27,861 -a certificate of occupancy, so, shh! -Hmm. 104 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:30,027 -And you'll be staying here. -Mm. 105 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:32,569 -No one's ever slept up there. It's fun. -I do not know 106 00:04:32,653 --> 00:04:34,235 about going up and down this ladder. 107 00:04:34,319 --> 00:04:37,027 -The ladder's safe. -Okay, but you just said 108 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,861 no one's slept up there before, so how would you know? 109 00:04:41,027 --> 00:04:43,694 I don't know. Uh, yeah. 110 00:04:43,778 --> 00:04:44,903 Oh! You know what? 111 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,985 I joined this community garden this year. 112 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,611 It was a really good summer. 113 00:04:48,694 --> 00:04:50,277 I made pickles. 114 00:04:50,361 --> 00:04:52,611 I made all these pickles. I grew all of this food. 115 00:04:52,694 --> 00:04:54,944 Do you want a pickle? Do you want-- Take any one. 116 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:57,444 Um, I don't really do pickles. 117 00:04:57,527 --> 00:04:59,778 Well, do you do Judaism? 'Cause that's part of it. 118 00:04:59,861 --> 00:05:02,110 And then I got plant world over here. 119 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:03,944 This is money tree. 120 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:06,444 It's hard to kill. Dracaena. 121 00:05:06,527 --> 00:05:08,486 I'm even growing some stuff. Check this out. 122 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:09,944 This is a sesame. 123 00:05:10,027 --> 00:05:11,444 I just dropped in a fucking sesame seed. 124 00:05:11,527 --> 00:05:12,611 (door slams, man grunts) 125 00:05:12,694 --> 00:05:14,611 -Ilana: Cool. -Oh! 126 00:05:14,694 --> 00:05:16,944 -Hey! You're gonna love this. -Chad: Hello? 127 00:05:17,027 --> 00:05:19,611 Here's my little baby! Oh! 128 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,361 (Fomo growls) 129 00:05:21,444 --> 00:05:23,069 (high-pitched): Nice to see you! 130 00:05:23,152 --> 00:05:25,903 -Ilana, this is Fomo. -Hello, Fomo. 131 00:05:26,486 --> 00:05:28,694 -The Guy: Hey. -Hey. How are you, my baby? 132 00:05:28,778 --> 00:05:31,903 -I'm sorry about your flight. -Oh, I'm not. It's okay. 133 00:05:32,486 --> 00:05:34,985 Uh, Chad, this is Ilana. Ilana, this is Chad. 134 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,903 He's my, uh... Chad. 135 00:05:36,985 --> 00:05:39,194 -Ilana: Hello. -That's nice. Hello. 136 00:05:39,277 --> 00:05:42,319 -The Guy: Yeah. -So, you live in Arizona? 137 00:05:42,402 --> 00:05:44,486 No, I live, uh, here. 138 00:05:44,569 --> 00:05:47,569 -Yeah, she's going to Barnard. -Chad: Mm! 139 00:05:48,069 --> 00:05:50,736 -I know of it. -The Guy: Yeah. 140 00:05:50,819 --> 00:05:52,819 Aw, she likes you, Ilana. 141 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:56,194 -Chad: You like living here? -Um, it's fine. 142 00:05:56,277 --> 00:05:58,319 -(Fomo whines) -She doesn't really go below 110th Street. 143 00:05:58,402 --> 00:06:01,110 -Why would you? -Ilana: That's true, yes. 144 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,194 Chad: Oh, I'm glad I got you here. 145 00:06:03,277 --> 00:06:06,361 Um, I have some preemptive concerns about your babies in the closet. 146 00:06:06,444 --> 00:06:08,402 -Uh, let's... -(Ilana clears throat) 147 00:06:08,486 --> 00:06:10,861 -...talk about that over here. -Oh. Okay. 148 00:06:10,944 --> 00:06:12,027 Ilana: So cute. 149 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,152 I think you might have spider mites. 150 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:15,444 -No... -Yeah. 151 00:06:15,527 --> 00:06:19,319 -This "mite" be a problem. -(The Guy chuckles) 152 00:06:19,402 --> 00:06:21,069 -The Guy: Where? -Chad: See what I'm saying? 153 00:06:21,152 --> 00:06:22,903 Well, under here, I think these are little webs-- 154 00:06:22,985 --> 00:06:24,527 The Guy: That's impossible, man. 155 00:06:24,611 --> 00:06:27,819 I fucking sprayed it with an insecticide. 156 00:06:27,903 --> 00:06:29,361 This isn't supposed to... 157 00:06:29,444 --> 00:06:31,903 Chad: Okay, I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I think-- 158 00:06:31,985 --> 00:06:33,778 -Hi. -These are weed plants. 159 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,944 Mm. Cool. Yeah, just keep breaking the law. 160 00:06:37,027 --> 00:06:38,361 -The Guy: Uh... -I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 161 00:06:38,444 --> 00:06:40,819 It's almost legal, though, truly. 162 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:43,235 Fomo, are you coming with me? 163 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,152 The Guy (quietly): So, that's my narc side of the family. 164 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,527 Her dad is, like, a total fuckin' narc. 165 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:50,444 He actually told on somebody at the Tom Petty concert 166 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:51,778 for smoking weed. 167 00:06:51,861 --> 00:06:53,903 -This is your brother? -Yeah. Like, 168 00:06:53,985 --> 00:06:57,444 during that "Roll Another Joint" song, like... 169 00:06:58,277 --> 00:06:59,611 What tour was that? 170 00:07:05,319 --> 00:07:07,319 (train clattering) 171 00:07:11,944 --> 00:07:13,985 They haven't canceled anything tomorrow yet, 172 00:07:14,069 --> 00:07:16,152 -so maybe. -(man shouting over phone) 173 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,319 Jennie: I don't know, honey. Snow is snow. 174 00:07:18,402 --> 00:07:21,444 -Man: Baby, relax. -Holly: You know, you're bossy. 175 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:23,486 Merry Christmas. (chuckles) 176 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,611 Happy Holidays. 177 00:07:25,694 --> 00:07:27,194 Nice spread. 178 00:07:27,277 --> 00:07:29,653 -(chuckles) -Yes. (chuckles) 179 00:07:29,736 --> 00:07:31,778 Man (over video): ...of your past, Scrooge. 180 00:07:31,861 --> 00:07:34,486 (man speaking in German) 181 00:07:34,569 --> 00:07:36,819 Holly: No, no. That's not what I said. Pay attention. 182 00:07:36,903 --> 00:07:38,611 -(knocks) -Destiny: One second. 183 00:07:38,694 --> 00:07:41,527 Pam-Anne: Let me in. I don't know anybody here. 184 00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:43,235 Destiny: I need a minute! 185 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:46,194 (man laughing) 186 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:57,611 (package rustles) 187 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:58,944 (laughing) 188 00:07:59,027 --> 00:08:01,069 -Man: Hey! -Merry Christmas! 189 00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:02,903 Oh, happy Christmas! 190 00:08:02,985 --> 00:08:05,110 -Happy Christmas! -Oh, can I get the opener? 191 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,486 Oh, please! Yeah, help yourself! 192 00:08:07,569 --> 00:08:10,861 -Hey. You guys ready to go? -Like this? Are you joking? 193 00:08:10,944 --> 00:08:13,694 -D'Andre: What? -I haven't even showered. I've gotta shave me legs. 194 00:08:13,778 --> 00:08:15,152 Lucy: We'll follow you, okay? 195 00:08:15,235 --> 00:08:18,110 -Where you guys gonna go? -Austin's Ale House. 196 00:08:18,194 --> 00:08:19,444 Lucy: The only place that's open. 197 00:08:19,527 --> 00:08:21,444 All right. Have a good night. 198 00:08:21,527 --> 00:08:23,944 Lucy: We can catch up at the airport. 199 00:08:24,027 --> 00:08:26,319 No, it's IROP. There's nothing they can do about it. 200 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,235 (sighs) Oh, I know. 201 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:31,361 Tell her, tell her, I'll be home soon, and Annie May, don't-- 202 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:34,235 Some folks are going to a place called Austin's. 203 00:08:34,736 --> 00:08:36,569 -Okay. -We should go! 204 00:08:36,653 --> 00:08:38,319 It could be fun! 205 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:40,277 Hey, that's my bed. 206 00:08:40,361 --> 00:08:42,110 Sorry. 207 00:08:44,819 --> 00:08:46,653 Jennie: I was gonna wrap it as soon as I got there. 208 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,694 Can you, can you do it? 209 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,985 Wrap it and hide it from him? 210 00:08:51,694 --> 00:08:53,527 Why you locking up your rings? 211 00:08:53,611 --> 00:08:56,194 We don't know who's here. It's New York City. 212 00:08:56,277 --> 00:08:58,027 Rochelle: Yeah... (scoffs) I'm gonna steal your rings. 213 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:59,694 Jennie: ...birthday paper and Christmas paper. 214 00:08:59,778 --> 00:09:00,944 Pam-Anne: I feel weird being here. 215 00:09:01,027 --> 00:09:02,653 Can we please get a hotel room? 216 00:09:02,736 --> 00:09:04,194 -Or an Airbnb? -No, Pam. 217 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,277 I'm not spending extra money 218 00:09:06,361 --> 00:09:07,985 after I've already paid for this. 219 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:11,402 Destiny: Excuse me, do you know if all of these beds are taken? 220 00:09:11,486 --> 00:09:13,778 Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry, they are. 221 00:09:14,778 --> 00:09:16,319 Okay, well, you can have my bed, 222 00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:18,027 and I'll just take the couch. 223 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:20,444 No, you can take the bed. I'll take the couch. 224 00:09:21,319 --> 00:09:23,527 You could at least pretend to fight me on that. Damn. 225 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:26,903 I'm gonna need you to be real quiet, ladies. Thank you. 226 00:09:30,527 --> 00:09:33,319 -(whispers): I'm freezing-- -Rochelle: Shh! 227 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:35,903 -Martin: But don't tell him. -Laerke: You should Google it. 228 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:38,319 -Martin: I should-- -Laerke: Yeah. No, it's serious. 229 00:09:38,402 --> 00:09:39,778 I mean, the system crashed. 230 00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:42,069 They wanted to books us like four to five to a room. 231 00:09:42,152 --> 00:09:43,486 (sighs) Fuck me. 232 00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:44,736 Martin: I swear, there were, like, 233 00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:46,694 six beds here when I texted. 234 00:09:46,778 --> 00:09:48,277 It's fine. (sighs) 235 00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:50,235 I can sleep on my yoga mat. 236 00:09:50,319 --> 00:09:52,653 -Ho, ho, ho! -Ho, ho, ho! 237 00:09:52,736 --> 00:09:55,319 I've got some mulled wine for you ladies here. 238 00:09:55,402 --> 00:09:58,069 -Yes. -Here you go. Cinnamon. 239 00:09:58,152 --> 00:10:02,319 This is nuts! All the hotels are booked except Trump. 240 00:10:02,861 --> 00:10:05,444 -What are you finding? -I'm still looking. 241 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:06,985 Martin: How about you? 242 00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:09,527 Laerke: Sicily. Yoga retreat. 243 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:13,235 Oh! That's some Chopped shit! 244 00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:15,110 I do my best with what I got, honey. 245 00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:18,069 -Ha, merry Christmas! -Mm-hmm, merry Christmas! 246 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,569 I'm Pam, and this is my sister Destiny. 247 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,736 I'm Cesar. The two of you sisters? 248 00:10:22,819 --> 00:10:25,611 -That's so cute. -Where's your wine? 249 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:28,444 Oh, no, love. I'm sober. 250 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:29,653 But I like to watch. 251 00:10:29,736 --> 00:10:31,694 -(laughs) I got you. -Mm-hmm. 252 00:10:31,778 --> 00:10:33,611 So, where were you supposed to be today, Cesar? 253 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:35,319 Oh, I was supposed to fly to Nashville 254 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,778 to see my boyfriend, Ephraim, 255 00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:39,611 but he got rerouted to Charlotte. It's a whole mess. 256 00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:40,736 Aw! 257 00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:43,569 Well, maybe you can get there tomorrow. 258 00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:45,152 Oh, I don't know, honey, you know? 259 00:10:45,235 --> 00:10:47,277 They're talking about winds all night 260 00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:49,402 and all morning, and more snow. 261 00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:51,277 I-I just don't know. 262 00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:52,944 Hey, let me get you some mulled wine. 263 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,569 -Tell me your name again. -Jennie: No, no, I'm good. 264 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,319 -Uh, Jennie. -I'm Cesar. 265 00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:59,319 Fuck it. I'll book the Trump. 266 00:10:59,402 --> 00:11:00,903 Don't judge me. 267 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:05,486 Rochelle: I dump anything that goes to PSP. 268 00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:08,653 -Hey, no offense about that. -Oh no, fuck Palm Springs. 269 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,611 And he was putting Bailey's in his coffee. 270 00:11:10,694 --> 00:11:13,985 -Oh no. -They did a Breathalyzer right on the jet bridge. 271 00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:15,486 Oh, that's so stupid. 272 00:11:15,569 --> 00:11:17,069 Austin's is closed. 273 00:11:17,152 --> 00:11:19,486 It's the end of the bloody world out there. 274 00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:21,527 I love your outfit, my God. 275 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:23,194 Thank you. I like it, too. 276 00:11:23,277 --> 00:11:26,319 Ours is so boring. I wish we had something cute like a ribbon. 277 00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:29,027 -You really trying to tie your hair up in a ribbon every day? -Yes. 278 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,486 (Kalen laughing) 279 00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:33,985 -Hello. -Woman: You look cute. Good luck to you too. 280 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,277 -What's in here? -It's a bedroom. 281 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:38,861 -The lady who owns this apartment. -Is she here? 282 00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:41,778 Kalen: I mean, I've been here for a month and I ain't seen her yet. 283 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,861 Oh. 284 00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:46,152 The Guy: Did you see Chernobyl? 285 00:11:46,235 --> 00:11:47,653 Ilana: I did. Really good show. 286 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:50,444 Yeah? It's very crazy that we almost fucked up, like, 287 00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:52,361 almost everything in that one town. 288 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,194 I mean, they did fuck up everything. 289 00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,736 The Guy: Yeah, but it-- you know, like, 290 00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:59,277 nature still bounced back from Chernobyl, right? 291 00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:01,653 We won't survive, but the Earth will. 292 00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:04,152 Kind of beautiful, I guess. 293 00:12:04,235 --> 00:12:05,736 It's very beautiful. 294 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,527 (traditional Chinese music playing over speakers) 295 00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:11,152 How are those working for you? 296 00:12:11,235 --> 00:12:13,194 Um, yeah. I mean, so far so good. 297 00:12:13,277 --> 00:12:15,861 It's, like, the best combo they've found for me, so... 298 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,653 Great. You do talk therapy with it, too? 299 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:21,027 Um, yeah. I still talk to the woman 300 00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:23,361 I was seeing in high school. 301 00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:24,903 -Really? -On the phone. 302 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:28,694 -That's very lucky, man. -I don't know if I would say I'm lucky. 303 00:12:28,778 --> 00:12:30,027 I don't know, man. 304 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:32,361 If I had, like, a fucking therapist in high school, 305 00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:34,694 -I would've been-- -Not a stoner? 306 00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:37,944 (inhales) Uh... 307 00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:41,027 Maybe so. 308 00:12:43,611 --> 00:12:45,944 This soup is fuckin' the shit. 309 00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:49,985 Dude, this soup is fuckin' awesome, right? 310 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,569 I mean, it's fine. 311 00:12:51,653 --> 00:12:54,235 I like it. It's just, like, not the best I've ever had. 312 00:12:54,319 --> 00:12:57,069 -Well, give me top three soups. Go. -Um... 313 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,861 -chicken noodle... -Mm-hmm. 314 00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:02,235 -matzo ball-- -That's basically chicken noodle, more or less. 315 00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:06,277 And then like egg drop, probably. I should've ordered that. 316 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,152 -Maybe next time. I like a lentil soup. -Next time. 317 00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,694 -Lentils make me gassy. -Well... 318 00:13:12,569 --> 00:13:14,277 you got "lentil illness." 319 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,152 -(laughs sarcastically) -I'm sorry. 320 00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,903 -(phone buzzing) -Right. 321 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:19,611 Runs in the family. 322 00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:21,819 Oh, speaking of, it's your dad. 323 00:13:23,819 --> 00:13:25,694 -Hello, Lewis. -Lewis (over phone): Hi. Stay on the line-- 324 00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:27,069 Hi, sorry about that. 325 00:13:27,152 --> 00:13:29,277 The Guy: Uh-huh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 326 00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:30,944 Lewis: Why are you guys in Brooklyn Heights? 327 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,402 I thought you lived in Bedford-Stuyvesant. 328 00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:33,903 Wait. Wait, hold on, hold on. Are you-- 329 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,069 Are you fucking tracking us, dude? Chill. 330 00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:38,653 -We're at dinner. - Well, I just know you're always on the clock, 331 00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,152 so I don't know what you're doing. 332 00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:41,694 You know, maybe, maybe you're working. 333 00:13:41,778 --> 00:13:44,527 -No, we're at dinner, dude. - Okay, fine. I'm waiting 334 00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:46,235 on the phone with the airline, but I found a flight 335 00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:48,277 out of Newark at noon tomorrow, which I think I'm just-- 336 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,611 -No, please don't. Please stop. -So, I'm gonna book it, 337 00:13:51,694 --> 00:13:53,611 and I suggest you show up three hours early 338 00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:55,527 -because I-- -Dude, no, no, no. 339 00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,944 Stop, stop. First of all, you lost me at Newark. 340 00:13:58,027 --> 00:14:00,486 And second, we can get there five hours early tomorrow, man. 341 00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:02,611 It doesn't matter. The weather's all fucked up. 342 00:14:02,694 --> 00:14:05,694 -We can't go anywhere. -(Lewis sighs) 343 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,569 You know, I-I can't say I'm comfortable 344 00:14:07,653 --> 00:14:10,235 with you guys staying at your place. 345 00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:13,027 -Why not? -Are you serious? Do we need to talk about-- 346 00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,569 (groans) 347 00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,944 What? 348 00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:21,069 I didn't know we were at the Tom Petty concert again. 349 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,694 What? Who's Tom Petty? 350 00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:25,944 You narced on me, bro. 351 00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:28,027 -Ilana: Oh, fuck! Fuck! -The Guy: Oh, it's okay. 352 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,152 -Wait, wait, wait, wait. It happens all the time. -Ilana: No, oh my God. 353 00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:32,736 -No, no, no. I can't. -(patrons chattering) 354 00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:36,152 -The Guy: ♪ Don't let the light go out ♪ -Ilana: That is not helpful. 355 00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:39,486 -The Guy: ♪ It's lasted for so many years ♪ -(Ilana groans) 356 00:14:39,569 --> 00:14:41,152 Ellie: Is that the power out? 357 00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:43,235 It is really coming down out there. 358 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:45,110 (Pam-Anne groans) 359 00:14:45,569 --> 00:14:48,110 Rochelle: Reminds me of spreading my mom's ashes. 360 00:14:49,444 --> 00:14:50,819 (camera clicks) 361 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:54,277 (phone bloops) 362 00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:00,611 (muffled chatter) 363 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,736 (zipping) 364 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:12,569 -(chatter, laughter) -(knocking softly) 365 00:15:12,653 --> 00:15:14,402 D'Andre: I did not believe in Santa Claus. 366 00:15:14,486 --> 00:15:16,694 We're Muslim, but, in all fairness, 367 00:15:16,778 --> 00:15:19,235 my mom put up a tree, a little, small, little tree, 368 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,444 little Charlie Brown little... woo... 369 00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:23,653 Oh! 370 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:27,486 My family is super Catholic and super strict. 371 00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,235 I don't know them anymore. 372 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,486 But we always had a huge tree, 373 00:15:31,569 --> 00:15:35,402 -and I would love to go to Christmas Eve service. -Jennie: Mm. Mm-hmm. 374 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,069 I go to Hillsong-- 375 00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:38,736 Isn't that the Justin Bieber church? 376 00:15:38,819 --> 00:15:41,527 -Yes. He came to service once. -Kalen: I don't "belieb." 377 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:44,027 But-- but, I-I'm a Christian. 378 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,861 I'm on the path, but I don't 379 00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:48,944 respect what your family did to you, 380 00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:51,944 and I don't respect how people are treating you. 381 00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:53,235 God is God. 382 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,527 Christians in the US, they don't believe in, um, 383 00:15:56,611 --> 00:15:57,819 science, right? 384 00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:00,569 Science was my favorite subject in school. 385 00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:03,110 (laughs) Um, I just don't really 386 00:16:03,194 --> 00:16:06,027 talk about it with Caleb very much 'cause it's... 387 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,611 he's very, um... 388 00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:10,027 But climate change is not a hoax. 389 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:12,653 -We are killing the planet. -Girl, it's crazy. 390 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,861 We've got, like, what? Maybe 30 years left? 391 00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,611 -I think 20s. -(murmuring) 392 00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:18,944 Jennie: Yeah, and he eventually wants to have, like, 393 00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:20,778 -several children, and I'm just, like... -Cesar: What? 394 00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:23,819 ...I don't know how you could wanna bring a child 395 00:16:23,903 --> 00:16:25,736 into this world the way things are going. 396 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,486 -Holly: The fuck I'm bringin' a baby into this shite! -Cesar: Thank you. 397 00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,611 Kalen: That's right. I mean, you basically enlisting 398 00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:32,110 your child into the water wars. 399 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:34,486 -Nah, forget that. -This world is fucked. Yeah. 400 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:37,027 Man: I am so glad I'm not a young person. 401 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,861 Pam-Anne (squeals): Shit! 402 00:16:39,944 --> 00:16:42,110 -(chattering stops) -I think I got it! 403 00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:44,527 -(excited chattering) -Man: I've got dibs on the bed. 404 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,277 Kalen: Working over there the whole time! 405 00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:49,653 I was wondering what happened to her. 406 00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:52,985 -Y'all not gonna have that lady mad-- -Wait, wait, wait. 407 00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:55,402 (door creaking) 408 00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:57,361 -(screaming) -What is that?! 409 00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:59,152 -Holly: Is that a doll? -Cesar: That is some... 410 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,778 -There we go! -Look at that. 411 00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:04,819 (excited chatter) 412 00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:07,985 -This is nice! -Cesar: What is that? 413 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,361 (indistinct chatter) 414 00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,944 Cesar: Girl, we don't want your soup. 415 00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:26,069 The Guy and Ilana: ♪ Baruch atah Adonai ♪ 416 00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:29,694 ♪ Eloheinu melech ha'olam... ♪ 417 00:17:29,778 --> 00:17:32,402 I'm gonna go low. (in bass): ♪ Asher kid'shanu ♪ 418 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:33,444 (Ilana laughs) 419 00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:36,110 Both: ♪ B'mitzvotav ♪ 420 00:17:36,194 --> 00:17:40,569 ♪ V'tzivanu l'hadlik ner ♪ 421 00:17:40,653 --> 00:17:45,152 ♪ Shel Hanukkah ♪ 422 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,527 ♪ Amen ♪ 423 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:51,194 -♪ Let's eat donuts ♪ -(laughs) I feel like 424 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,611 we should wait 'cause what if we leave tomorrow-- 425 00:17:53,694 --> 00:17:56,985 Well, we might just have to eat donuts tomorrow, too. 426 00:17:58,194 --> 00:17:59,736 Come sit soft. 427 00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:03,152 -Do you know that term, "sit soft"? -Ilana: Yeah. Hey, bud. 428 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,569 The Guy: You don't want yours? 429 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,736 Um... no. I'm okay. 430 00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:13,444 -You were in NFTY, right? -Yeah. 431 00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:17,319 And is it still just a... 432 00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,611 Jewish hookup venue? 433 00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:21,861 Um... (laughs) I mean, 434 00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:23,402 NFTY wasn't that necessarily, 435 00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:25,694 but Birthright definitely was, like, 436 00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:28,736 -just that. -Wow. Did you? 437 00:18:28,819 --> 00:18:30,110 Me? No. 438 00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:31,527 -No. -No? 439 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,069 -No. -You know, I was supposed to go on Birthright. 440 00:18:34,152 --> 00:18:36,361 Really? Did you-- Why didn't you? 441 00:18:37,361 --> 00:18:38,402 I don't know, man. 442 00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,694 That plane ride, the politics. 443 00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,944 You keep in touch with your friends from NFTY? 444 00:18:44,027 --> 00:18:46,402 Uh, I didn't make any friends at NFTY. 445 00:18:46,486 --> 00:18:49,736 I just went 'cause my mom and dad said I had to. 446 00:18:49,819 --> 00:18:51,319 Yeah. 447 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:53,235 What about your friends from school? 448 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:56,444 -Um... -Do you still talk to them on, like, 449 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,819 Instagram or whatever? 450 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,110 -I don't use social media. -Really? 451 00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:02,944 -That's impressive. -I mean, I feel like I'm, 452 00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:04,694 like, messed up enough already, 453 00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,903 and social media would just make it worse. 454 00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:11,277 -You're not messed up. -I-I have accepted 455 00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:13,444 that I am, and it's just, like, 456 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,319 something that runs in our family. 457 00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:18,861 It just sucks that I got stuck with the Uncle Jonah gene. 458 00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:21,611 Oh, I thought I got stuck with the Uncle Jonah gene. 459 00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:24,361 I think it's kind of bullshit, man. 460 00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:27,069 Like, any time any person in the Mann family 461 00:19:27,152 --> 00:19:29,361 is going through a hard time... 462 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:34,819 and all of a sudden, there's this boogeyman of Uncle Jonah 463 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:38,235 and his mental illness that hangs over us 464 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,944 and it makes us feel like what we're feeling is wrong. 465 00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:47,277 Yeah. Everyone just says that I remind them of him. 466 00:19:49,027 --> 00:19:50,694 I want you to eat that donut. 467 00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:52,903 (laughs) 468 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:56,194 -I'll take a donut. -Yeah, there you go. 469 00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:57,527 Yeah. 470 00:19:57,611 --> 00:20:00,944 I just-- I feel like my parents are scared of me, 471 00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:04,110 and I don't even know what they would be scared of, 472 00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:05,402 but, eh... 473 00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:08,319 Here's what I found in the past 15 years, 474 00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:10,152 since I've been gone. 475 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:15,152 Is that all of the people that our family said was weird, 476 00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:17,694 or, like, fucked up, 477 00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:19,361 are just kind of normal people, 478 00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,819 and they just don't match with our family's version of normal. 479 00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:25,027 -You know? -Yeah. Yeah. 480 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,527 They're very judgy. 481 00:20:26,611 --> 00:20:28,110 Yeah. 482 00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:31,694 Why do you think I said I worked at Vimeo for all those years? 483 00:20:31,778 --> 00:20:33,611 -Did you not? -No! 484 00:20:33,694 --> 00:20:36,235 -(Ilana laughs) -No. I had a client 485 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,944 who I used to deliver to who worked there, 486 00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:41,402 and I thought the building was cool, but no. 487 00:20:41,486 --> 00:20:42,985 And guess what? 488 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,235 I'm fuckin' good. I'm happy. 489 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:47,903 I really like what's going on. 490 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,861 (sighs) Until I tell anything about my actual life 491 00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:52,903 to those people, and then I'm made to feel like 492 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,778 I'm not fine, and I'm told that I'm not fine. 493 00:20:58,736 --> 00:21:01,319 Yeah, I can relate to that. 494 00:21:01,402 --> 00:21:03,152 Yeah, I'm sure. 495 00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:06,985 But you know what? There's nothing wrong with us. 496 00:21:07,903 --> 00:21:09,903 We're not broken, 497 00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,819 and we don't need to be fixed. 498 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,194 We're all just, just trying to maintain, 499 00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:18,319 and we each got our own way of doin' it. 500 00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:22,944 This is the most 501 00:21:23,027 --> 00:21:25,194 Hanukkah-Hanukkah I've ever had. 502 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,861 Look at all these fucking candles. 503 00:21:27,944 --> 00:21:29,611 It's like way too much Hanukkah. 504 00:21:29,694 --> 00:21:31,985 -"The Festival of Lights." -(laughs) 505 00:21:32,069 --> 00:21:33,569 You ever listen to Adam Sandler? 506 00:21:33,653 --> 00:21:35,611 I just love that song. 507 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,402 -Like, he doesn't have anything else... -Hmm. 508 00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:42,611 -...but he's so proud of his drumming... -Mm. 509 00:21:42,694 --> 00:21:44,736 ...and they love his song. 510 00:21:44,819 --> 00:21:47,861 -Pam-Anne: Yeah. -Are you tearing up over "Little Drummer Boy"? 511 00:21:47,944 --> 00:21:49,569 -That's sweet. -(humming "Silent Night") 512 00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:52,110 Pam-Anne: Come on, it's Christmas. She loves it. 513 00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:54,319 I just feel like if you're gonna meet Jesus, 514 00:21:54,402 --> 00:21:56,611 you know, learn how to play a lute or something. 515 00:21:56,694 --> 00:22:00,027 ♪ All is calm ♪ 516 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:04,235 ♪ All is... ♪ (hums) 517 00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:10,527 -Pam-Anne: Friends! -(laughing) 518 00:22:10,611 --> 00:22:13,778 Can I just say thank you 519 00:22:13,861 --> 00:22:16,152 for letting me crash at your crash pad. 520 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,778 I know I'm not one of you guys, 521 00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,653 but I just wanna say that 522 00:22:20,736 --> 00:22:23,444 if I'm ever on any one of your flights, 523 00:22:23,527 --> 00:22:26,235 then maybe you can hook a sister up? 524 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:29,194 (all laughing) 525 00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:31,194 Okay, it's still $20 for me. 526 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:33,444 -(laughter, chatter) -I need money. 527 00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:36,069 Pam-Anne: We were trying not to do Christmas this year. 528 00:22:36,653 --> 00:22:39,694 My daughter, she's studying abroad. My... 529 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,819 husband's not my husband anymore. 530 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,319 Oh, I'm sorry. 531 00:22:44,402 --> 00:22:48,361 And Destiny never does anything nice for herself, 532 00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:51,611 so we said, why don't we go snorkel? 533 00:22:51,694 --> 00:22:53,944 -Syd: Yes! Go snorkel, bitch! -(murmuring approval) 534 00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:55,861 Man: Water wings on, girl. 535 00:22:55,944 --> 00:22:59,027 -Cesar: Don't scuba. -So, God willing... 536 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:01,527 -Inshallah... -(laughter) 537 00:23:01,611 --> 00:23:02,903 'Cause you're Muslim. 538 00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:05,694 ...we will be on a plane tomorrow 539 00:23:05,778 --> 00:23:07,486 and go see about some fish. 540 00:23:07,569 --> 00:23:09,985 -Yes! -Woo! 541 00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:12,235 -Kalen: I'll drink to that. -Holly: Happy Christmas. 542 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,611 And I am gonna go see about a man! 543 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:18,985 -(laughter) -You didn't say that! 544 00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:22,736 -You didn't say that. -Martin: He lives there? 545 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,985 He runs a diving school. 546 00:23:25,069 --> 00:23:27,736 -(excited murmuring) -Kalen: He got money. He got money. 547 00:23:27,819 --> 00:23:29,944 -I'm sorry, what? -(chattering stops) 548 00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:31,653 What? 549 00:23:33,444 --> 00:23:35,778 We met on Instagram. 550 00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:37,903 We've been DMing for a few months. 551 00:23:38,611 --> 00:23:41,110 Is that why you wanted to go on this trip? 552 00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:44,319 So you can meet some guy from Instagram? 553 00:23:44,402 --> 00:23:45,985 Uh... 554 00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:48,944 -What did I do? -Cesar: Nothing. 555 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:51,861 People get jealous when other people are having sex. 556 00:23:51,944 --> 00:23:53,778 It happens to me all the time. 557 00:23:53,861 --> 00:23:56,736 You know, I watched something, right, about these men, 558 00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,861 and they-- and they claim to be veterans, 559 00:23:58,944 --> 00:24:02,069 and they, and they screw lonely women out of all their money. 560 00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:03,486 Lucy: Yeah, I saw that. 561 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,944 You'll be snorkeling for catfish if you're not careful. 562 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,736 (laughs) I'm only messing! 563 00:24:07,819 --> 00:24:10,569 But he didn't ask you for any gift cards or anything, did he? 564 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:12,985 -Rochelle: 'Cause that's a sign of a scam. -(murmuring) 565 00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:15,944 (noisy chatter, laughter) 566 00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:17,402 (cans clattering) 567 00:24:17,486 --> 00:24:19,694 -Cesar: Oh my God... -Holy: Shit! 568 00:24:19,778 --> 00:24:21,653 Lucy: Water? That's okay. 569 00:24:21,736 --> 00:24:22,819 Water? 570 00:24:22,903 --> 00:24:25,152 -Pam-Anne: Who's he? -Ellie: I don't know. 571 00:24:25,235 --> 00:24:26,903 He just walked in 572 00:24:26,985 --> 00:24:29,611 -and asked me for a coffee. -That's my bed. 573 00:24:29,694 --> 00:24:31,319 -Oh... -Trash? 574 00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,527 (cans rattling) 575 00:24:43,736 --> 00:24:45,194 (door creaks) 576 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,444 (phone bloops) 577 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,069 (inhales) 578 00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:33,861 (exhales) 579 00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:35,569 (phone bloops) 580 00:25:43,903 --> 00:25:45,486 (chuckles) 581 00:25:47,027 --> 00:25:48,402 Okay. 582 00:25:49,736 --> 00:25:51,819 (door opens) 583 00:25:52,611 --> 00:25:54,903 -(running footsteps) -Hello? 584 00:25:56,486 --> 00:25:57,985 I'm sorry, I don't have a place to go. 585 00:25:58,069 --> 00:25:59,736 -Shh! -(whispering): Oh, uh... 586 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,069 I don't have a place to go because when you said 587 00:26:02,152 --> 00:26:04,027 I could stay here, then I sublet my room. 588 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:06,194 -I would hate to, like, put him out. -It's okay. 589 00:26:06,277 --> 00:26:08,152 I just don't want to interrupt on your family time. 590 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,569 Ah, it's fine. 591 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,319 Thank you. 592 00:26:12,486 --> 00:26:13,861 Merry Christmas. 593 00:26:14,861 --> 00:26:16,069 Holly jolly. 594 00:26:16,152 --> 00:26:17,903 Hm, hm, hm. 595 00:26:17,985 --> 00:26:19,527 (cough) So, 596 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,736 you got a flight tomorrow or something? 597 00:26:21,819 --> 00:26:24,402 (inhales) No. We couldn't get one, 598 00:26:24,486 --> 00:26:26,361 so we're gonna leave in a couple days, 599 00:26:26,444 --> 00:26:28,653 but you can still stay here. 600 00:26:29,319 --> 00:26:30,694 Thank you. 601 00:26:32,444 --> 00:26:33,819 (sighs) 602 00:26:40,819 --> 00:26:42,486 I don't wanna go. 603 00:26:45,235 --> 00:26:47,778 -So don't go. -(The Guy snorts) 604 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,194 Hmm. 605 00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,736 I guess I could do anything. 606 00:26:58,402 --> 00:27:00,319 Chad: Sure. 607 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,277 Cora: ♪ We make joy ♪ 608 00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:07,444 ♪ Now, in this fest ♪ 609 00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:09,694 ♪ In quo... ♪ 610 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,444 ♪ Jesus ♪ 611 00:27:13,527 --> 00:27:15,152 -♪ Natus est-- ♪ -Oh, no. 612 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:17,486 -I can't sing that one with you. -Oh! 613 00:27:18,194 --> 00:27:20,444 -Aya! -(laughing) 614 00:27:20,527 --> 00:27:21,944 Medieval. 615 00:27:22,027 --> 00:27:23,819 Medieval. 616 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:25,611 -Destiny: Hi. -Merry Christmas. 617 00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:27,985 -Destiny: Merry Christmas. -Thanks for the cigarette. 618 00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:29,861 Cora: Oh, better you than me. 619 00:27:29,944 --> 00:27:33,110 -(Pam-Anne laughs) -Look, if you burn this building down-- 620 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,736 I'm not gonna burn the building down. 621 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,235 -It's too cold out. -Where'd you get that coat, 622 00:27:38,319 --> 00:27:40,444 -and that hat? -Upstairs. 623 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:42,569 Okay, well, we need to get that back up there. 624 00:27:42,653 --> 00:27:44,235 (sighs) 625 00:27:50,444 --> 00:27:53,069 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about him. 626 00:27:53,653 --> 00:27:55,194 It's okay. 627 00:27:55,277 --> 00:27:57,653 I'm sorry I reacted that way. 628 00:27:57,736 --> 00:28:00,402 It's just, uh, (sighs)... 629 00:28:00,903 --> 00:28:02,402 It's been hard. 630 00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,569 I know. 631 00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:08,069 It's been real hard. I'm having a hard time. 632 00:28:09,235 --> 00:28:12,778 -And it's Christmas. -I know. 633 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,027 -You should meet him. -(chuckles) 634 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:20,653 No. I probably shouldn't. 635 00:28:23,194 --> 00:28:25,944 And he did get a gift card out of me. 636 00:28:27,277 --> 00:28:30,194 He's not the reason why I was excited about the trip. 637 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:32,527 -I'm pregnant. -What? 638 00:28:32,985 --> 00:28:34,694 -When did you find out? -(sighs) 639 00:28:34,778 --> 00:28:37,027 Just now. I just took the test. 640 00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:39,069 Oh my God! 641 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,861 -Shh! -(laughing): Yes! 642 00:28:41,944 --> 00:28:43,611 God, I didn't know you were trying! 643 00:28:43,694 --> 00:28:45,361 Well, we weren't really. 644 00:28:45,444 --> 00:28:48,444 (laughs) I'm so happy for you! 645 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,903 (laughs) 646 00:28:51,361 --> 00:28:53,486 -I'll have to stop working. -Good! 647 00:28:53,569 --> 00:28:55,361 -You work too much. -And they were all talking 648 00:28:55,444 --> 00:28:57,194 about bringing babies into the world 649 00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,778 -and how everything's about to be on fire-- -Oh, honey, 650 00:28:59,861 --> 00:29:02,152 burn up with that baby. 651 00:29:02,235 --> 00:29:04,319 (laughing) 652 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,569 So, did you tell Kirk? 653 00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:10,736 No, I'll... I'll call him in the morning. 654 00:29:10,819 --> 00:29:13,486 Wait. You told me first? 655 00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:16,069 (sighs) 656 00:29:16,152 --> 00:29:18,152 Wow. (laughs) 657 00:29:18,235 --> 00:29:20,194 This is such an exciting time. 658 00:29:20,277 --> 00:29:21,486 When you first find out, it's-- 659 00:29:21,569 --> 00:29:22,861 -(hydraulic hissing) -(screaming) 660 00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:25,069 -Jesus! Okay, wait! -("Jingle Bells" playing) 661 00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:28,903 -See? I just, uh... -Oh! My nerves... 662 00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:31,194 -(sighs) -Destiny: I can't with this building. 663 00:29:31,277 --> 00:29:35,486 -I need to get out of here. -Santa: Merry Christmas! 664 00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:38,069 Ho, ho, ho! 665 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,569 The Guy: Okay, okay, okay. 666 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,069 All right, all right, all right, I did it. 667 00:29:42,152 --> 00:29:43,819 I gave up my seat. Told them I'm having 668 00:29:43,903 --> 00:29:46,319 a personal emergency, so, you know, 669 00:29:46,402 --> 00:29:48,819 -the truth. -Someone is absolutely 670 00:29:48,903 --> 00:29:50,611 gonna call me out for this vest. 671 00:29:50,694 --> 00:29:53,569 Dude, it's kosher. She's registered to you. 672 00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:56,110 -All right. -Don't stress. 673 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:59,653 I mean, I'm stressed that you haven't picked anywhere yet. 674 00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:01,611 That's part of the fun. 675 00:30:01,694 --> 00:30:03,861 (man speaking indistinctly over PA) 676 00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:05,277 Oh, what about Tokyo? 677 00:30:05,361 --> 00:30:07,277 It's pretty cold there. I feel like you'd need 678 00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:09,985 to buy, like, way warmer clothes than you brought. 679 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,069 Yeah, I think I want somewhere warm. 680 00:30:12,402 --> 00:30:14,653 Yeah. Uh, I mean, you should definitely 681 00:30:14,736 --> 00:30:16,778 stay somewhere south of the equator then. 682 00:30:16,861 --> 00:30:18,194 (gasps) 683 00:30:18,736 --> 00:30:20,694 New Zealand! 684 00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:22,235 Mordor! 685 00:30:22,944 --> 00:30:24,402 -Wow. -That's awesome. 686 00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:26,152 Okay, this is a very 687 00:30:26,235 --> 00:30:29,694 expensive and long 30-hour trip. 688 00:30:29,778 --> 00:30:32,319 -Just do it. You know what? -Thirty-hour trip. 689 00:30:32,402 --> 00:30:35,069 I will give you some Klonopin, 690 00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:38,527 and then you can watch, like, 20 movies, 691 00:30:38,611 --> 00:30:41,194 or however fucking long that is, 692 00:30:41,277 --> 00:30:42,694 and eat some Chex Mix, 693 00:30:42,778 --> 00:30:46,069 and then at the end of the 20 movies, you'll be there. 694 00:30:47,736 --> 00:30:49,110 -Okay. -Here you go. 695 00:30:51,611 --> 00:30:53,235 I'm gonna do it. 696 00:30:53,778 --> 00:30:56,319 I'm gonna get on the next flight to Auckland. 697 00:30:56,402 --> 00:30:58,069 You should do it. 698 00:30:58,152 --> 00:30:59,402 -Yeah. -Yeah. 699 00:30:59,486 --> 00:31:01,653 Aw yeah. 700 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,861 Man (over PA): Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. At this time, 701 00:31:03,944 --> 00:31:05,694 we'll begin boarding American flight-- 702 00:31:05,778 --> 00:31:08,778 -All right, baby. Come on, Fomo. -The Guy: Let's go. 703 00:31:08,861 --> 00:31:10,110 Good girl! 704 00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:12,778 (announcement continues indistinct) 705 00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:15,069 Well, baby. (sighs) 706 00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,194 Have fun out there. 707 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,819 It's just gonna be a couple weeks, okay? 708 00:31:19,903 --> 00:31:21,277 You're gonna see her again. 709 00:31:21,944 --> 00:31:24,778 I know. I'm just getting used to this joint custody thing. 710 00:31:24,861 --> 00:31:27,861 -Take care of that eye, please, 'cause if that eye goes... -Yes. 711 00:31:27,944 --> 00:31:30,027 -...it's all over. -Right. Fair enough. 712 00:31:30,527 --> 00:31:32,486 -I had fun. That was fun. -(Fomo whines) 713 00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:34,361 Yeah, it was. 714 00:31:34,444 --> 00:31:36,069 -(barking) -Aw, you ready to go, girl? 715 00:31:36,152 --> 00:31:38,194 Don't you forget about me. 716 00:31:38,277 --> 00:31:41,235 -Don't, don't, don't. -Well, thank you for this, seriously. 717 00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:43,444 -For real, thanks. -Yeah. 718 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,277 -Yeah. Okay. -I'll talk to you. 719 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,819 All right, Fomo. Okay. 720 00:31:47,903 --> 00:31:49,819 Bye, Uncle Rufus. 721 00:31:50,235 --> 00:31:52,194 -Bye, Ilana. -Come on. 722 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,819 Bye, Fomo. 723 00:31:54,486 --> 00:31:56,444 (man speaking over PA indistinctly) 724 00:31:56,527 --> 00:31:58,110 We are now inviting those passengers 725 00:31:58,194 --> 00:31:59,778 with small children 726 00:31:59,861 --> 00:32:02,110 and any passengers requiring... 727 00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:04,736 (sighs) 728 00:32:04,819 --> 00:32:07,778 Please have your boarding pass and identification ready. 729 00:32:07,861 --> 00:32:11,194 Regular boarding will begin in approximately 10 minutes' time. 730 00:32:11,653 --> 00:32:12,778 Thank you. 731 00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:20,778 ("State of Independence" by Jon & Vangelis playing) 732 00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:42,194 ♪ State of life, may I live? May I love?♪ 733 00:32:42,277 --> 00:32:45,527 ♪ Coming out the sky, I name me a name ♪ 734 00:32:47,694 --> 00:32:49,861 ♪ Coming out silver word for what it is ♪ 735 00:32:49,944 --> 00:32:53,361 ♪ It is the very nature of the sound the game ♪ 736 00:32:55,819 --> 00:32:58,527 ♪ Siamese, Indionese, to Tibet ♪ 737 00:32:58,611 --> 00:33:02,235 ♪ Treat the life as a game if you please ♪ 738 00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:04,152 ♪ Hey ♪ 739 00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:06,778 ♪ Coming up, Carabi, sense of freedom ♪ 740 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,611 ♪ Derives from a meditative state ♪ 741 00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:22,819 ♪ Moving on, believe, that's it, call it magic ♪ 742 00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:26,069 ♪ Third world it is, I only guessed it ♪ 743 00:33:30,611 --> 00:33:32,819 ♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪ 744 00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:35,027 ♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪ 745 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:37,277 ♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪ 746 00:33:42,235 --> 00:33:45,027 ♪ Shot to the soul, the flame of Oroladin ♪ 747 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:50,027 ♪ The essence of the word, the state of independence ♪ 748 00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:52,653 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 56127

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