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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:08,041 Woman: So, uh, what are you doing this weekend? 2 00:00:08,124 --> 00:00:10,041 Woman 2 (over phone): Nothing. What are you doing? 3 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,833 You wanna hang out? 4 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:15,333 Woman (on phone): Sure. What do you wanna do? 5 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,291 Man: Can I speak to your manager please? 6 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:19,500 Man 2 (on phone): Oh, definitely. I'm gonna place you on a brief hold. 7 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:22,708 -Okay? -(Muzak playing over phone) 8 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:25,667 Man 3: Grandma, you can't say that. 9 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,166 (sneezes) 10 00:00:27,249 --> 00:00:29,500 That's racist. That's always been racist. 11 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:32,583 -Woman (over phone): Hello? -Jordan: Hello, this Roger Relay Services. 12 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:36,750 -You're using a sign language interpreter. Is this Becca? -Becca (over phone): Yeah. 13 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:41,249 Hi, Becca! This is Kylie. 14 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,333 We met the other night at the party, remember? 15 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:47,083 Becca (over phone): Oh. Hi, Kylie. How are you? 16 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:50,917 It was really great to meet you the other night, 17 00:00:50,999 --> 00:00:54,041 and you seem like a really creative person, 18 00:00:54,124 --> 00:00:57,375 someone that would be a great fit for the Plethora community. 19 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,875 I wanted to help you get started. 20 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,708 Becca: Thanks, but I don't really think 21 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:03,333 it's a good time financially. 22 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:04,833 I don't wanna waste your time. 23 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,583 Oh, well, just to let you know a little secret, 24 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,875 there will never be a good time. 25 00:01:09,958 --> 00:01:12,625 I have a question for you. Do you like your job? 26 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:14,667 Becca: Not really. 27 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,958 Kylie: Do you feel like they pay enough? 28 00:01:17,041 --> 00:01:19,416 -Becca: No way. -Kylie: That's how I felt. 29 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,792 I felt the same way. 30 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,792 Do you feel undervalued... 31 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:27,792 underappreciated, watching all the other people 32 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:29,500 succeed around you? 33 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:32,833 So, tell him that I want to rule out 34 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,583 Epstein-Barr and mono, 35 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:37,208 before even saying the words chronic fatigue 36 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:38,792 because, uh... 37 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:40,792 Alexi (voiced by Jordan): Just talk directly to me like I'm here. 38 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,750 Oh, right. Uh, well, um... 39 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,917 Kylie (voiced by Jordan): When I first started in this Plethora business, 40 00:01:45,999 --> 00:01:48,208 I felt the same, I doubted myself. 41 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:49,583 Can I do this myself? 42 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,291 -But you know what? -Becca: What? 43 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,416 Kylie: I was not alone. 44 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,833 Plethora is made up of people who are like-minded, 45 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:01,667 like you and me, and they wanna succeed. 46 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:03,999 (mutters): Fuckers. 47 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,625 No amount of money in the world is worth 48 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:08,500 our family being separated-- 49 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:11,291 That's from my journal. It's my private property. 50 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:13,124 Ex-husband: Your journal was in my house. 51 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,917 -My life has been fucked up since you left us! -You wanted me to read it. 52 00:02:15,999 --> 00:02:18,333 Ex-wife: You can't read my stuff! 53 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:22,917 Pip! He walked in and saw you making out with Harry. 54 00:02:22,999 --> 00:02:24,667 Ex-wife: What the fuck were you thinking? 55 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,500 -He's only five! -I didn't know Pip was home! 56 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:28,083 Kylie (voiced by Jordan): You can make so much extra money. 57 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:30,999 I made $10,000 last month, 58 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,291 not to mention perks. 59 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:34,416 Becca (over phone): Oh, the perks? 60 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,833 Yes. 61 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:40,833 This year, I qualified for a car, 62 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:44,833 -and a Plethora luxurious vacation-- -Wait, hold on, wait. 63 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:47,249 The interpreter just has a question. I'm sorry. 64 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:06,083 -Sorry, interpreter's back. -Kylie: Yes, it was a luxurious vacation 65 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:08,375 where I was swimming with dolphins. 66 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,291 Yeah, wow. 67 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,999 Jordan: So, here's what I'm gonna do. 68 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,792 I'm gonna send you an overnight sample pack today, 69 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:18,917 and you'll receive it tomorrow! 70 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,750 And then, you can sit with the products overnight, 71 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:24,958 and we'll follow up with the next steps. 72 00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,833 How does that sound? 73 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,458 Maybe next time I see you. 74 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,917 Well, why don't I just send you a box 75 00:03:31,999 --> 00:03:33,875 of one of these products tomorrow? 76 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:35,750 Please don't send me a box. 77 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:38,041 Why can't you just be a sister and support me? 78 00:03:38,124 --> 00:03:40,083 Sister: Jordan, because you're a fucking mess! 79 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,792 Mm-mm! 80 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,249 (dogs barking) 81 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,041 (smooching) 82 00:03:55,124 --> 00:03:58,833 -(knocks on door) -I'm so excited to show you. 83 00:03:58,917 --> 00:04:00,833 Okay, you're gonna love this. 84 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:02,625 I can't wait. I'm at the edge of my seat, man. 85 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:06,583 I'm sorry it's taken so long. The paint took a week to dry, and... 86 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,124 Fomo! Fomo, look! 87 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,792 It's like looking in a mirror. 88 00:04:12,999 --> 00:04:14,416 Wow, man. 89 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,500 Veterinarian: I-I was worried about the eye. 90 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:20,166 But I think it works. What do you think? 91 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:23,458 (Fomo whining) 92 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:24,750 The Guy: Uh... 93 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:27,750 What do you... Do you like it? 94 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,458 Aw, it's okay. 95 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:32,083 -Cool. -I mean, I... 96 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,999 No, it's... cool. Cool. 97 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,667 Cool! 98 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:38,625 Cool. (laughing) 99 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:40,583 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 100 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:41,917 -Okay. -Okay, okay. 101 00:04:41,999 --> 00:04:44,625 No, you don't have to... like it... 102 00:04:44,999 --> 00:04:47,041 or... anything. 103 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,958 -Okay. -All right. 104 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:52,541 I'm gonna write one for antihistamine, twice a day, 105 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,375 and I'll also write one for a nasal spray just in case 106 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,750 -the sneezing continues. -The Guy: Well, listen, man, 107 00:04:57,833 --> 00:05:00,541 -uh, thank you for... -Thank you. 108 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:03,375 that, and, uh, take this. 109 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:04,917 Here, just take it. 110 00:05:04,999 --> 00:05:07,208 Y-you don't-- you don't have... 111 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,583 -You don't have to like it. -No, I do, man. 112 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:13,208 -I was experimenting with, you know, different stylistic-- -I mean... 113 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,792 it doesn't really look like her. 114 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,458 (Veterinarian stammers) 115 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:20,291 -It's the feeling of her. It's, you know... -(Fomo whining) 116 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:24,958 -(Fomo vocalizing) -Veterinarian: What's going on? 117 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:26,583 (Jordan humming) 118 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,500 -(knocking on door) -Oh, come in! 119 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:40,958 (door opens) 120 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,208 -Oh. -Hey! 121 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:44,416 (door shuts) 122 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,708 Want! Mm-hmm. Okay. 123 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:52,708 -Thank you. -No, you just said "fuck you." 124 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:55,917 -Thank you. Thank you. -Oh. (chuckles) 125 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,124 Do I... I have edibles, yeah. 126 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,333 No, no. Do you want something to eat? 127 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:02,999 -Oh. -Yeah? 128 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:06,833 -Uh... -I have the perfect thing, this bar. 129 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:08,750 This company, Plethora, has changed my life. 130 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,500 You have to tell me what you think. 131 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,708 -Okay, yeah. I got your text. -It's delicious. 132 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:15,208 Maybe I'll try it later. I'm not hungry right now. 133 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:18,541 -Oh, okay. Yes, do. -I'll try it, I'll let you know what I think. 134 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,249 Okay, what can I do you for? 135 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,833 Uh, well, I'm... 136 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,124 pretty stressed, I'm, uh, I'm not sleeping. 137 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:28,041 Um... just-- I have, like, you know, 138 00:06:28,124 --> 00:06:32,291 -muscle pain here, here... -Oh! Well, I got a CBD balm 139 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:34,625 that... everyone's got this, but so do I. 140 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:38,041 -Oh! -That's 30 and 60 for the eighth. 141 00:06:38,124 --> 00:06:40,375 Oh, ouch. All right, I'll take both. 142 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:42,208 -Okay. -Yeah. 143 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:44,958 Having a party? 144 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:47,583 Jordan: Uh, sort of, not really. 145 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,792 It's not very crowded yet. 146 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,249 -(intercom rings) -Oh, hold on. 147 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:56,583 Maybe that is my first... customer. Hello? 148 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,333 Man (over intercom): UPS. I got a package for 3B. 149 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:02,333 Jordan: Oh, send it up. 150 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,249 What do you think? 151 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,333 It's good, right? 152 00:07:09,416 --> 00:07:10,999 Chewy. 153 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,458 It's chewy. 154 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,166 It's chewy. 155 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:22,625 (quiet chattering) 156 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,750 Woman: We're gonna need another ice cream! 157 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:27,667 -Jack: This looks great. -Woman: Yeah, I like it. 158 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,416 Jack: Yeah, it's cool. It looks good. 159 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,500 Jordan: ...the nutritional benefits weren't alone good enough, 160 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,208 I mean, the perks, the perks, yeah. 161 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:38,833 I have my eye on this Mediterranean cruise, 162 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,458 and I think I'll get it once I hit all the targets. 163 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,625 I'll be going soon. 164 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:46,750 Okay, so, um, uh, this is not gonna be approved. 165 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,458 The icing is a little, it's not over the-- 166 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:51,083 It needs to be over the line. 167 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,958 Do you mind doing it again? 168 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:57,500 (scoffs) Don't throw it until the end of the shoot! 169 00:07:58,249 --> 00:08:00,541 What is it, someone's first day? 170 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,124 Jack: Hey! I just heard from Martha. 171 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:05,792 Uh, she says the CBD Christmas cookies don't look delicious. 172 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:09,124 And she doesn't wanna do the spatchcock turkey how-to anymore. 173 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,583 Instead, she wants to do the perfect 174 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:13,124 leftover turkey sandwich as a "Good Thing." 175 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,625 Okay? 176 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:17,041 Make it nice or make it twice. 177 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:21,458 -Photographer: Good, good, good. -Jack: Okay, it's getting there. 178 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:24,625 Just enough mess, perfectly imperfect, okay. 179 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:27,708 -I'd love to get going on this. -I think it needs more mess. 180 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,875 It just needs to look more real. 181 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:33,291 -Where's Alexi? -Jack: Where's Alexi? 182 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,375 Hi. Uh, 183 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,375 it looks great, um, but, uh, 184 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,583 can we get more drama on the left side of the sandwich? 185 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:44,708 Uh, more big crumbs. 186 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,375 Oh, yeah! Sure. 187 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,249 -Jack: Great. -Thanks. 188 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:54,375 Jack: Yeah. On the left side there. 189 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,625 Uh-huh, mm-hmm. 190 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:58,458 Could we swap out that weird crumb 191 00:08:58,541 --> 00:09:00,291 for one that's more poetic? 192 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:05,166 -Jack: To the left! -Woman: To the left, to the... the left. Left, left, left. 193 00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:07,541 -The left, the left. Our left. -Left. 194 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,917 -Our left. -No, not that one. 195 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:10,875 -Jack: Of the sandwich. -Woman: The one behind it. 196 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:12,792 Alexi: This one? That one? That big one? Yep. 197 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:15,833 -Jack: That's it. Yeah, that's great. Bingo. -Woman: Yep. That's great. 198 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:18,416 (sighs) You know what, maybe it was better with more crumbs. 199 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,750 Excuse me, you know what? Now, the ice cream's melting. 200 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:25,458 Oh. Hey, you what? I'll... I'll eat it, 201 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:27,124 if that's okay with everyone. 202 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:30,708 Woman: ...that napkin right there, the flowing linen is just... 203 00:09:30,792 --> 00:09:32,875 -Yeah, that's a little much. -Jack: Oh, that's good. 204 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:36,041 -Thanks. -Okay. Let's get our shot off, please! 205 00:09:36,124 --> 00:09:38,041 -Hi. How's it going? -Hi, Martha. 206 00:09:38,124 --> 00:09:39,667 It's going good. Yeah, real great. 207 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,792 -Martha: Turkey sandwich. -Mm-hmm. 208 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,750 How do the hands look? 209 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,416 You know, would you really wanna accept a sandwich 210 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,458 from hands that look like that? 211 00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:50,458 -Kind of unfriendly. -Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 212 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:52,999 -It looks like a claw. -I think you should switch them out. 213 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,166 No problem. We can do that. 214 00:09:54,249 --> 00:09:57,541 Just need a new set of hands. 215 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:01,416 -Who's that? -Oh, Jordan. She's our-- Hey, Jordan! 216 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,917 Yeah, um... 217 00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:04,999 -Do you like her hands? -Martha: Yeah. Yeah, her hands are nice. 218 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:07,416 -Yeah, yeah. -I mean, they look more normal. 219 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,500 -They're not so thin. -Right, right. 220 00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:11,625 Would you mind jumping in for this, 221 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,500 uh, for this photo shoot? 222 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,541 -Martha loves your hands. Yeah. -Me? Oh, wow. 223 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,999 -Thank you. -Jack: Really good hands. 224 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,291 Wow, um... 225 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,124 -I'm the interpreter, so you-- No, no. -Martha: That's okay. 226 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,208 -Jordan: You could ask him. -Martha loves your hands, so-- 227 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,208 You can just go to makeup, and, yeah, 228 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:30,375 it'll be real quick. Oh, yeah, it's important. 229 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,208 -Yes. Yes. Definitely. Oh my gosh, -Jack: Great! Great! 230 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,416 she's my interpreter. Up to you, use her if you want. 231 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:39,083 -Okay, hurry, hurry 'cause we wanna get this shot done. -It'll be, yeah, super fast. 232 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:40,958 -All right, I'll do it. -Jack: Great. 233 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,208 No, but her hands are good. 234 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,625 Otherwise, I think I would take 235 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:45,375 a few of those crumbs off the plate. 236 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,750 Yeah. Can we get some crumbs off the plate? 237 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,625 Martha: It's like using men's arms in pictures like this with hair. 238 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:56,291 Jack: Yeah, people don't want it. No. 239 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,541 Absolutely. No, her hands are the best. 240 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:00,708 Martha: And she doesn't mind, does she? 241 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:02,208 Jack: No. 242 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,208 This feels so good, you have no idea. 243 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:13,750 -Oh, good! -Oh my gosh. Yes. I could sit here all day. 244 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,708 Have you heard of the company Plethora? 245 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,375 -Uh... -They have such great moisturizers. 246 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,667 -These are the leftovers, yes. -It's the best part. 247 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,750 -You always have a party the next day. -Yeah, exactly, 248 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,083 with all your real friends. (laugh) 249 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,917 All right. Are we ready, Jordan? 250 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:33,999 -Oh. Oh yeah! -We're ready for you. Great. 251 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,541 This is my first time, so sorry. 252 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,792 Woman: Okay, you ready? Take a breath. 253 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,124 Good, all right, right there. 254 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,124 -Jack: Hold it there. Terrific. -Three, two, one. 255 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,792 Very pretty. 256 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,208 -What do you think? Oh really? -Truly delicious. Mm! 257 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,792 Now, this should've been the cover. 258 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,500 Why didn't we shoot these? 259 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:58,041 -Oh, well... We can, yeah. Okay. -Let's! 260 00:11:58,124 --> 00:12:01,625 -No hard feelings? -Of course! It's all good. 261 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,083 (indistinct) 262 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,792 -Oh. Thanks... -I hope it helps. Let me know. 263 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,750 Bye, Jessie, thank you. 264 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,541 Hi, Martha. Excuse me, thanks. 265 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,333 -I just wanted to say thank you. -You are... 266 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:20,333 -Jordan, the interpreter! Yeah! -Oh, oh, the hands! 267 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,917 -The hands, the hands. Thank you very much. -Yes, the hands. 268 00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:26,875 Oh, thank you, no, no, no. And I-I really don't wanna take up 269 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,375 -any of your time. Yeah, I know you're busy. -Kind of in a rush. 270 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:33,166 I just recently had a change in my life and it's just... 271 00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:36,208 been incredible. Have you heard of the company Plethora? 272 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,583 -No, no. -It's this incredible, incredible company. 273 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,958 It's changed my life. 274 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,541 It's, like, they have these beautiful supplements, 275 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,667 Endura skincare, and Enthralla... 276 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,750 -(indistinct) -The-the-- just the philosophy and everything. I mean, 277 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,583 obviously you don't need because you have such-- 278 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,750 Y-your skin is just so beautiful. 279 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:54,124 -Uh-uh! -What do you use? 280 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,208 It's so creamy. 281 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,958 -So anyway, I just know... -Jesus. 282 00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,750 you have a lot going on on your plate, 283 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:02,041 and you're, uh, overqualified 284 00:13:02,124 --> 00:13:04,249 to be a sales rep. Sure, 285 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,375 and you're Martha Stewart and everything... 286 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,917 -(indistinct) -but I have these supplements. 287 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:09,583 -Oh, it's okay. I'm okay. -Are you sure? 288 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:12,083 -Yeah, I'm good. But, good luck. -Okay. Yeah, thanks so much! 289 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,124 And we could form a partnership even, if you're interested. 290 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,667 (door opens, shuts) 291 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,917 Or not. Maybe. 292 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,833 (mumbling) 293 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:44,875 (door shuts) 294 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,708 (indistinct chatter) 295 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,917 (chatter ends) 296 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:58,750 (sigh) Fuck... shit. 297 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,958 (cane rattling) 298 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,750 (indistinct TV chatter) 299 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:09,917 Here we go. 300 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,750 (door opens) 301 00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,750 -Ellen: Hello! -Victor: Hey. 302 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,166 Birdy. 303 00:14:25,249 --> 00:14:27,249 -How was your day? -Victor: Oh! 304 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:30,041 Glad to be home, let me just say that. 305 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:33,625 (sighs) 306 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,416 -Hoo! Hi. -Hey. 307 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,958 -Hey. (kiss) -Hi. 308 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,667 What's that? 309 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,541 This? Oh, it's a pizza cutter. 310 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,667 (chuckle) We-we already got one of those. 311 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,875 Oh, but this one is way cuter. 312 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,917 -Ah. -And, and it's sharp. 313 00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:53,583 -Ours was getting dull. -Oh, 314 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,083 -okay. -All right. 315 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,875 -I need to lie down. -Okay. 316 00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,541 -All right? -Let me help you. Here-- 317 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,375 -Oh no, I'm good. -Need your cane? 318 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,625 -No, I was close. Thanks. -All right. 319 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:08,500 Ellen: No, I know, I know. I really liked her, too, 320 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,750 but our main objective now 321 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,124 is to get him out of office, 322 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,541 and every vote counts. 323 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,041 Do you know he's still at 80% 324 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:20,249 approval rating with the Republicans? 325 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,917 I mean, so it really makes a difference. 326 00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:25,750 We have to get everyone to get out and vote. 327 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,458 -And if you need-- -Uh, let me-- let me help you with that, sweetie. 328 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:31,124 No, I'm okay. Thank you. 329 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,083 I'm good. 330 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,625 -I appreciate it, but have your snack. -Be careful, okay? 331 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,958 No, excuse me, sir. Yes, 332 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,958 yes, I'm back. 333 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,583 And listen, to your point, 334 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:46,249 there's no doubt that our voting system is fragile, 335 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,083 but it's still our best shot on getting 336 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,041 someone into office who will legislate to protect 337 00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:54,124 against foreign meddling. 338 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,875 (indistinct TV chatter) 339 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,166 -(crunching) -And I don't think you're wrong. 340 00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:01,958 It's very scary, 341 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,458 but to not show up at the polls 342 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:06,416 is letting them win without a fight. 343 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,541 -And we've got to fight. -Birdy, let me help you. 344 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,041 (indistinct TV chatter) 345 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,041 (sigh) 346 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,208 (gargling) 347 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:54,416 -(beeping) -(gargling, spit) 348 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,875 Hey, Birdy! 349 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,458 Got some pretty fancy toothbrush in there. 350 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:01,249 -Yeah? -Yeah. 351 00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,249 Well, you know we still have, uh, 352 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,041 some specialist bills to pay. 353 00:17:06,124 --> 00:17:09,041 Of course I know we still have bills. 354 00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:11,583 So, I'm just saying... 355 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,416 fancy toothbrushes. (sigh) 356 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,416 I'm just saying I'm not left handed. 357 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,792 Okay. All right. 358 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,625 Any more, uh, 359 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,249 shit I can step in before I... 360 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,541 -strap in? -No. 361 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,792 Okay. (laugh) 362 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,416 Okay. 363 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,208 Good evening, Kali. 364 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,833 Oh wait, oh wait, wait, wait, before I forget. 365 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,625 -Oh. -Oh, just one. 366 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:41,166 -An invitation to Bella's birthday party this Saturday. -Oh, thank you. 367 00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:43,875 -Oh, Bella. -Super low-key, up at our place, you know, 368 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,875 just some friends, couple of people from the building, 369 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,541 -and we'd love to have you. -Oh, that's great. 370 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,041 And Ellen, too, if she's up for it. 371 00:17:49,124 --> 00:17:50,792 -Okay, sure. She's... -How's she doing? 372 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,500 -She's doing really well. She's great. -Oh, glad to hear it. 373 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:56,583 And thank you for keeping us updated. You are such a rock. 374 00:17:57,083 --> 00:18:00,166 -Anyway, no pressure. You know, we'd love to have you. -Okay. 375 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,124 -Bella especially. -(chuckle) Can't let my Bella down. 376 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,375 (laughs) You're so sweet. 377 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,708 -Well, have a good night. -Okay, good night. 378 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,999 (siren wailing) 379 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,041 Um... you know, 380 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,375 I could just go to this party alone. 381 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,999 I'm not gonna back out now. 382 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,667 -Okay. -Maybe we could go just for a little while. 383 00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:30,291 Yeah, maybe just an hour or something. 384 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,999 (sighs) 385 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,416 Cute, right? 386 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,999 -Works pretty well. -Yeah. 387 00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,249 (hiccup) 388 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,375 (hiccuping) 389 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,124 (sigh) 390 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:08,166 (hiccuping) Oh. 391 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,249 (sigh, hiccup) Damn it. 392 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,625 -Victor: You want me to scare you? -I'm in hell. 393 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,458 -No, I'm okay. -Ellen: Why don't you get him 394 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,416 a spoonful of peanut butter? 395 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,792 Do we have any peanut butter? 396 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,917 -Yes, we have peanut butter. -Comin' right up. 397 00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,208 I love peanut butter. 398 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,667 Victor: I don't know if it'll work though. 399 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,708 Or you could take a deep breath in, 400 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,750 and hold it until you can't any longer, 401 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,583 and then take in another deep breath after that. 402 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,166 -(stifled hiccup) -And hold it, and exhale. 403 00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:40,875 (exhales) 404 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,583 I think that wo-- (hiccup) 405 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,999 -(both sigh) -Victor: Here you go. 406 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,500 -Gonna pass out. -Try that. 407 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,458 Ellen: These cookies are strong, right? 408 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:52,166 -What's with the edibles, Birdy? -I'm not going to that party sober. 409 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,999 -What party? -Victor: Uh, tenant in the building I work 410 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:57,208 is having a birthday for her kid, Bella. 411 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,124 Ugh. Measles city. 412 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,999 -Ellen: I know! -I know but, uh... 413 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,875 -(hiccup) -she also gave us $500 414 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,416 to the GoFundMe, so... 415 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,166 -I don't wanna know how much people gave. -It's all right. 416 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,416 -They just care. It's okay. -Victor. 417 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,583 Look, we'll just go for an hour. No big deal, all right? 418 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,667 The Guy: Um, I'm so sorry. 419 00:20:15,124 --> 00:20:18,541 I was totally intending on giving to that. (hiccuping) 420 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,124 -No, not you. -Please, yeah. It's totally... 421 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:23,166 -Is it still going? -No, we met our goals. 422 00:20:23,249 --> 00:20:24,500 -You met your goal? -Yep. 423 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,375 -Victor: Thank you. -And you're okay? (hiccup) 424 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,667 I'm doing great, thank you. 425 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,708 You know what? Weed's on me tonight. 426 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,500 -No... -No! 427 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,041 I fund you! 428 00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,333 -We will pay. -Your money's no good. Put your money out there. 429 00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:38,375 -(gruff voice): Put your fuckin' money away. -(Victor laughs) 430 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,500 (party music, chatter) 431 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:41,999 (children shouting) 432 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,541 Girl: Mommy! 433 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,208 (indistinct) 434 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,875 Victor: It's called, um, Cameo. 435 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,667 They got everyone. Look, they have, um, 436 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,708 Stormy Daniels. They have Wesley Snipes, 437 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,583 Ice-T. I had the Night King 438 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,041 from Game of Thrones 439 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,667 -give Ellen a get-well message, right? -Man: Shut up! 440 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,375 -Right? She hated it. -(laughter) 441 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,958 -Oh shit, is that Snoop Dogg? -Mm-hmm. 442 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:07,833 Someone should pay Snoop Dogg to tell people to vote. 443 00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,917 -Victor: Yeah, yeah. -Woman: That's a good idea. 444 00:21:10,999 --> 00:21:13,375 -Whatever. -Man: Yo, my favorite Goonies! 445 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,833 -No, stop it! -No, no. It's really funny. 446 00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,375 -(conversation continues) -(woman laughing) 447 00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:25,166 -(children playing) -(toys clattering) 448 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,416 I don't know, man. I'm on the ground. 449 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,208 -I don't deal with that up-top-- -Ellen: Hey. 450 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,583 Hey, Bluto. 451 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,999 Victor: Hey, you wanna leave? All right. 452 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,458 Oh, before you go, let's take a picture with Bella! 453 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,667 -Victor: Okay. -Come on! 454 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:43,291 -(Bella screeching) -(indistinct) 455 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:46,583 Kali: Come on, hey, hey, Bella! Bella! Hey, Bella! 456 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:50,333 -Okay, smile baby, smile! Smile! -Smile! 457 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,416 (all gasping, shouting) 458 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,124 -Victor: Oh, are you okay? -(crying) 459 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,999 -Kali: You okay, sweetie? -(indistinct) 460 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,249 -Kali: Yeah, she's fine, she's fine. Are you okay? -Yes. Thank you so much. 461 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,999 I'm glad she's okay. 462 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,792 -Ellen: I'm fine. -(Victor sighs) 463 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,166 Just checked on Bella. Bella's gonna be fine, too. 464 00:22:06,249 --> 00:22:09,291 -Good. -Priti: Let's put some ice, 465 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:12,208 and this will help. Just press it to your nose. 466 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,708 -I'm gonna get your glasses. -Oh. 467 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,458 -Thank you. -Move this stuff out of the way. 468 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:21,249 That's pretty. 469 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,041 -Where'd you get that bracelet? -Ellen: This? 470 00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,625 -Priti: Yeah. -I don't know, I can't remember. 471 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,750 I just ordered one like that on... 472 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,750 online. 473 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:32,958 Oh my God. 474 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,500 It was exactly like this. 475 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,333 -The tiger's eye-- -Ellen: No, I got it at a thrift store 476 00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,708 somewhere on Fulton, I think. 477 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,999 It was custom. 478 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:43,291 (party chatter, music continues) 479 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,041 That's odd. 480 00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:49,833 -(children yelling) -Because I... 481 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:51,333 Remember I asked you if I had a package 482 00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,416 and you said it never came, 483 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,999 like... couple of weeks ago, 484 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,500 -do you remember that? -Yeah. 485 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,249 Okay... 486 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,625 Did you take my package and give it to her? 487 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:05,541 -No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. -I don't know what to... 488 00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,500 -That's my bracelet. -Victor: Well, there must be 489 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:10,208 -some misunderstanding, right? -I'm sorry, but I don't understand how she-- 490 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:11,458 No, hold onto that. 491 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,124 Here. 492 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:16,958 -Wh... -Ellen: Let's go. 493 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,291 Birdy! 494 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,208 Priti: I don't understand. 495 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:22,291 -(traffic noise) -(Ellen sighs) Couple of steps-- 496 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,792 -I got your cane, I got your cane. -Okay, thanks. 497 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,541 What the fuck was that? 498 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:30,792 -W-was that her bracelet? -Yes. 499 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,583 What do you mean yes? 500 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:37,541 -How did you get it? -I took a package from the mail room. 501 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,083 (sighs) You stole her package? 502 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,249 -I didn't know it was a bracelet. -And then you wore it here? 503 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,541 -You wore it here. Oh, you forgot. -I forgot! 504 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,583 -Yes, I forgot. I didn't realize. -(sighs) What do you mean? 505 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:48,708 What do you mean you forgot? That's is my fucking job! 506 00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:50,249 It's the only one I took from here. 507 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,083 Oh my God! Oh my God. 508 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:54,500 -The only one I took from here, I promise. -All those packages. 509 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:55,917 All that stuff. 510 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,583 -All that stuff, Ellen! -Other buildings, 511 00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:01,083 -other stoops. -(sighs) You're stealing! 512 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,416 Oh, Amazon has more money than God. 513 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,208 -They'll just send things again. -What are you talking about? 514 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:06,833 What are you talking about? 515 00:24:07,999 --> 00:24:10,750 (sighs) What are you doing? 516 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,917 -I'm calling a Lyft. -No, no. I mean, 517 00:24:12,999 --> 00:24:15,500 what the fuck is going on with you? 518 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:21,208 Did you set up a GoFundMe to get laid? 519 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,333 -Excuse me? -Nothing. 520 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:26,124 No, you're fucking right, nothing. 521 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,124 That's ridiculous, Ellen. No. 522 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:30,124 -No! -You know what's ridiculous? 523 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:33,166 Having a stroke and cancer on your friends' dime. 524 00:24:33,249 --> 00:24:35,333 I don't know why this is such a big deal! 525 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,917 They care about us! They know we need help! 526 00:24:37,999 --> 00:24:39,041 We have bills! 527 00:24:39,124 --> 00:24:41,708 I've got bills! They're my bills! 528 00:24:42,124 --> 00:24:44,083 -Seriously? -Seriously. 529 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,124 Fuck you. 530 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,708 Seriously, fuck you. 531 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,375 Fuck you. 532 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,667 Jesus Christ. I cannot believe you did this. 533 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,041 Oh God... 534 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,416 What is taking him so long? 535 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,750 -Six minutes. -Well, let's go. 536 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,333 Let's not do this in front of my building, please. 537 00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:12,750 Can we take this down a couple of doors? 538 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,208 -Okay, okay! -Hurry up! Hurry up. 539 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:16,375 Um, there's just so fast I can go. 540 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:17,458 God... 541 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:18,958 I can't believe you did this. 542 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:21,708 Here, take-take your cane. Take your cane. 543 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:23,958 I am so fucking furious. 544 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,124 (chuckles) 545 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:30,083 (laughing) 546 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,625 (sighs, continues laughing) 547 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,750 -Oh my gosh, it's been so long... -What? Oh. 548 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:41,166 since you got mad with me. 549 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:44,625 Oh, it's amazing. (chuckles) 550 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,958 Yeah. It's nice to have you angry with me again. 551 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:50,917 Do you know that it's been ages? 552 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:52,792 Like a regular couple, 553 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:56,166 being mad at each other, and having things, you know... 554 00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:59,458 It's like-- It's so nice. 555 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:03,124 Finally. Like, hello? 556 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:06,291 (grumbles) Stop. 557 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,166 Come on. Come on. 558 00:26:09,249 --> 00:26:11,750 -This is real now. -Yeah, this is real. 559 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:12,958 This is me. 560 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,667 (muffled) I'm sorry. 561 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,458 (sighs) 562 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,958 (sighs) Okay. 563 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,667 What'd you get me for Christmas? 564 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:35,625 -None of your fucking business. -(laughing) 565 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:40,500 (chuckling) Oh, you're fucking crazy. 566 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:42,541 (laughing) 567 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,999 (both laughing) 568 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,541 (kiss) 569 00:26:50,999 --> 00:26:53,291 ("Aonde Voce Vai" by Antonio Adolfo playing) 570 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,833 THE GUY: What's this guy's deal? 42797

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