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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:09,293 Chick: It's not all kitchen scraps. 2 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,877 It is one-third kitchen scraps. 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,168 It is two-thirds browns, 4 00:00:13,251 --> 00:00:16,085 which are leaves, hay, straw, sawdust. 5 00:00:16,168 --> 00:00:17,794 But, you know, we're low on browns 6 00:00:17,877 --> 00:00:19,210 'cause folks don't bring us browns. 7 00:00:19,293 --> 00:00:20,585 So who's our browns guy? 8 00:00:20,669 --> 00:00:23,835 Chick: Well, we get donations from the woodshop, 9 00:00:23,919 --> 00:00:25,835 but, you know, we're always in need of browns. 10 00:00:25,919 --> 00:00:28,085 All right. Let's see what we can do about it. 11 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:31,669 Chick: We used to have a compost guru. 12 00:00:31,752 --> 00:00:33,293 -Ernie. -Oh yeah? 13 00:00:33,377 --> 00:00:35,210 He set this whole operation up. 14 00:00:35,293 --> 00:00:37,335 He educated all the gardeners, 15 00:00:37,418 --> 00:00:40,585 on greens, on browns, ratios, you know, all of that. 16 00:00:40,669 --> 00:00:42,835 And then, there was one Sunday and he was-- 17 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:45,126 he was comin' in and he was carrying these 18 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:47,960 coffee grounds from the café across the street, 19 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:51,210 and he stopped right there. 20 00:00:51,293 --> 00:00:52,835 Right there. 21 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:55,835 And we just all said, "What's the matter, Ernie? What's the matter?" 22 00:00:55,919 --> 00:00:58,001 And, uh, he didn't say anything. 23 00:00:58,085 --> 00:00:59,835 He just looked at us with his bug eyes 24 00:00:59,919 --> 00:01:01,543 and then he just keeled over and died. 25 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:03,710 Oh my God, that's so sad. 26 00:01:03,794 --> 00:01:05,377 Yeah. But you know what? 27 00:01:05,460 --> 00:01:08,710 He was very excited about being compost when he died, 28 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:10,877 and he got his wish. 29 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,627 -So that's nice. Yeah. -The Guy: Yeah, that's nice. 30 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:16,168 -I didn't know you could do that with your remains. -Oh yeah. 31 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:20,126 But he's not in this compost, is he? 32 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,627 Oh. He's all over the garden! 33 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,752 You're joking, right? 34 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:28,418 Yeah. Yeah. I'm joking. 35 00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:30,669 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. I'm jokin'! 36 00:01:30,752 --> 00:01:32,418 -Funny. -(phone chimes) 37 00:01:32,502 --> 00:01:34,043 And so it begins. 38 00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:35,126 All right, Chick. 39 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,710 I gotta go see a man about, um... 40 00:01:37,794 --> 00:01:40,335 -Chick: A horse? -Sellin' him some weed. 41 00:01:40,418 --> 00:01:44,335 -Oh. You're welcome. -Uh... Thank you, Chick. 42 00:01:57,877 --> 00:01:59,293 Is this your dog? 43 00:02:04,835 --> 00:02:06,085 Oh my gosh. 44 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,418 Oh, you're a very sweet dog, aren't you? 45 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:12,543 Oh, you're one of those. 46 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:14,710 (laughs) 47 00:02:14,794 --> 00:02:16,168 I know your type. 48 00:02:16,251 --> 00:02:19,460 All right, well. Listen, I'm gonna go, okay? 49 00:02:19,543 --> 00:02:21,335 See you around. 50 00:02:21,752 --> 00:02:23,001 Whoa, hey! Dude. 51 00:02:23,085 --> 00:02:25,543 Hey! What are you doin', dude? That's not safe. 52 00:02:26,669 --> 00:02:29,043 Hey. Why are you following me? 53 00:02:36,418 --> 00:02:38,877 Dude, why are you following me? 54 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,335 -(barks) -(laughs): What are you doin'? 55 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,293 (sighs) All right. 56 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,669 (dog barks) 57 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:52,794 You're the most presuming dog that a human could know. 58 00:02:52,877 --> 00:02:54,502 Come on, get out of the street. 59 00:02:54,585 --> 00:02:56,085 You're fuckin' crazy. 60 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,919 Nancy Updike: She's ready to have everything recorded... 61 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:11,585 Ira Glass: How is she planning to? 62 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,043 Nancy: ...including the composting, whatever sound that makes. 63 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,210 Like, I don't know if we'd wanna watch her die, 64 00:03:15,293 --> 00:03:17,502 but the conflict with the family, that's a story, like-- 65 00:03:17,585 --> 00:03:21,710 Have we done something like recycling, but in like a broad sense? 66 00:03:21,794 --> 00:03:23,377 -Ira: Recycling as a metaphor. -As a show. 67 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:26,335 Emanuele Berry: Well, like, what about actual recycling stuff? 68 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:28,168 Like, do you guys know about the recycling in this building? 69 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,835 -Wait. They don't recycle the recycling? -Nancy: There is none. 70 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,335 No. I thought that was true. 71 00:03:32,418 --> 00:03:34,418 -There just isn't recycling. -It's sorted downstairs. 72 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:37,377 -It's not! -(laughing) 73 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:39,210 Sean Cole: We think we're recycling and we're not recycling. 74 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:40,877 We're living a lie. We are all-- 75 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,794 Nancy: You're the only one who still thought that there was recycling. 76 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:45,293 -Elna Baker: No, I didn't know that. -I've known this for a while. 77 00:03:45,377 --> 00:03:47,168 -I thought we all knew that? -Elna: I didn't know that. 78 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:49,710 I thought we all knew that, but I do like that some people don't know. 79 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:53,669 It feels like telling them that Father Christmas is, like, not real. 80 00:03:53,752 --> 00:03:55,710 Ira: Which is the one thing you can't say on the radio. 81 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:58,335 You can't say that Santa isn't real on the radio, we run across this every Christmas. 82 00:03:58,418 --> 00:04:02,210 -Sean: Warnings before a Santa-is-not-real set. -Well, screw that then! 83 00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:04,418 Elna: Wait. What if we did a "It's Not Real" show? 84 00:04:04,502 --> 00:04:05,877 -Yeah. -Yeah. 85 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,043 Okay, so there's this test that's a BDSM test, 86 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:10,710 like a kink test, uh, and I took it, 87 00:04:10,794 --> 00:04:12,627 and I found out I'm a rope bunny. 88 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,251 -(laughing) -Oh, God. 89 00:04:14,335 --> 00:04:15,585 You said that like it's a thing! 90 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:18,001 (laughing) 91 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:19,585 Zoe: What is a rope bunny? 92 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:22,960 It's somebody who likes to be tied up during sex. 93 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:24,502 Zoe: I feel like that's like a lot of women. 94 00:04:24,585 --> 00:04:26,585 -Lily: It's like a personal-- -Bim Adewunmi: You see? 95 00:04:26,669 --> 00:04:27,794 (laughing) 96 00:04:27,877 --> 00:04:30,085 But then anyway, it turns out none of it's real. 97 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:31,877 Like the BDSM community-- 98 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,418 Wait, wait, wait. But I just wanna understand. 99 00:04:33,502 --> 00:04:34,418 You're saying you took a test. 100 00:04:34,502 --> 00:04:35,585 It told you you're a rope bunny. 101 00:04:35,669 --> 00:04:37,085 Now you find out the test is not real. 102 00:04:37,168 --> 00:04:38,752 So are you not a rope bunny? 103 00:04:38,835 --> 00:04:40,168 Um... I don't wanna-- 104 00:04:40,251 --> 00:04:41,752 I don't know why I'm any saying any of this. 105 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:44,543 (laughing) 106 00:04:44,627 --> 00:04:46,085 Ira: I'm going back to recycling. 107 00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:47,752 Okay, can I just pitch recycling. 108 00:04:47,835 --> 00:04:50,585 What about like, like, recycling a relationship? 109 00:04:50,669 --> 00:04:52,418 Like somebody who comes back to a relationship. 110 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:54,001 I don't know what that's like at all. 111 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,126 -Ira: Do you have that story? -Sean: No, I'm not getting-- 112 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:59,752 Well, my, my, uh... My parents lied to me about getting divorced. 113 00:04:59,835 --> 00:05:02,418 -Ira: Wait. Seriously? -Yara: Yeah, yeah. Um... 114 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:06,210 When I was 17, my mom and dad, they got legally divorced, 115 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:08,001 but they didn't want to tell me 116 00:05:08,085 --> 00:05:10,585 until after I graduated high school, so... 117 00:05:10,669 --> 00:05:12,502 they pretended to stay married. 118 00:05:12,585 --> 00:05:14,293 But wait. They still lived together? 119 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:17,377 Yara: Yeah, they still lived together, and they pretended to stay together. 120 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:19,669 Anyways, at my graduation, when I got my diploma, 121 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,251 and I was walking back to my chair, 122 00:05:21,335 --> 00:05:22,627 I look up to my parents, 123 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:25,085 and they're sitting in the bleachers and, uh, 124 00:05:25,168 --> 00:05:26,919 they're not looking at me, they're fighting. 125 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:29,085 You know, I don't even know if they saw me graduate. 126 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:31,627 And, uh, all of a sudden I see my dad, 127 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:34,502 he storms off away from my mom, and he goes up to the top of the bleachers. 128 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:37,960 He says that he must've leaned against a railing that was loose 129 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:42,960 because, uh, he ended up falling on to the cement, 30 feet. 130 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,669 -Ira: What?! -Yara: Yeah, and he lived! 131 00:05:44,752 --> 00:05:47,669 He lived. He lived. Um, and my mom, 132 00:05:47,752 --> 00:05:51,001 who I felt like had completely given up on my dad, 133 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:54,502 uh, she made the choice to nurse him back to recovery. 134 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:58,251 -And, uh... and they remarried. -Woman: Oh wow, that's crazy. 135 00:05:58,335 --> 00:06:01,168 -Ira: Wait. That made them fall in love again? -Yeah. Yeah. 136 00:06:01,251 --> 00:06:02,335 -No! -Wow. 137 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:04,126 -It had a happy ending. -Woman: Yeah. 138 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:05,877 -I like a happy ending. -Aw. 139 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,502 Ira: Would they talk about it like on tape? 140 00:06:07,585 --> 00:06:10,126 -Do you think they would tell the story? -Yeah. 141 00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:11,919 -Sure, yeah. -Ira: Sold. Movin' on. 142 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:13,710 Yara: Yeah, Dad, this is really exciting. 143 00:06:13,794 --> 00:06:15,502 It's a really big deal for me. It's my first story on the radio. 144 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,335 Yara's Dad (over phone): Oh, what is it? 145 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,877 Well, I wanna tell the story about when you fell off the bleachers. 146 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,210 Yara's Dad: I don't think that's a good idea. 147 00:06:22,293 --> 00:06:23,585 Yara: Dad doesn't wanna talk. 148 00:06:23,669 --> 00:06:25,543 He asks me to talk to Mom before talking to him, 149 00:06:25,627 --> 00:06:29,710 which leads me to believe that Mom has some information that I don't. 150 00:06:29,794 --> 00:06:32,043 -Maybe there's some-- -Woman: We have to go! 151 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:35,377 -(couple arguing) -Just, I-- Stop! Stop. 152 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:37,710 I really like the happy ending, period. 153 00:06:37,794 --> 00:06:41,251 So is this a story about how vulnerability 154 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,502 opens us up to love, question mark. 155 00:06:43,585 --> 00:06:47,877 Or is it about accepting, accepting people warts and all? 156 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,669 -(keyboard clacking) -(Yara muttering) 157 00:06:50,752 --> 00:06:52,543 Mami, it's a really beautiful story. 158 00:06:52,627 --> 00:06:54,502 Yara's Mom (over phone): That's a very painful time of my life, mija, 159 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:56,669 and I don't wanna go there. Listen, I'm happy for you 160 00:06:56,752 --> 00:06:58,794 -but I like my privacy and respect that, okay? -(door buzzes) 161 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,418 Yara: Please, can you just think about it? 162 00:07:00,502 --> 00:07:02,251 Yara's Mom (over phone): The answer is no. I'm sorry. 163 00:07:02,335 --> 00:07:03,919 All right. I gotta go, I gotta go. He's here. 164 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:05,251 Yara's Mom: Okay. Give Owen a kiss for me. 165 00:07:05,335 --> 00:07:07,251 -Have fun. -Okay. Bye. 166 00:07:07,335 --> 00:07:10,418 -Hi, Smoothie! -Hey, Smoothie. 167 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:13,043 -How was your flight? -Good. 168 00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:17,126 -Ah. Thank you for these. -Yeah. 169 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,335 -They're like five bucks a pop out here. -Oh, my God. 170 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:24,168 -Your place is really coming together. -Yara: Thanks, Smoothie. 171 00:07:24,251 --> 00:07:26,585 Oh, my God, I gotta tell you the coolest thing happened at work today. 172 00:07:26,669 --> 00:07:29,543 Oh, hey. Happy anniversary. 173 00:07:29,627 --> 00:07:31,877 Happy anniversary, Smoothie. 174 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,585 -(Owen moaning) -Yara: Okay. Aah. 175 00:07:34,669 --> 00:07:36,835 (bed squeaking) 176 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,418 Owen (panting): All right. 177 00:07:38,502 --> 00:07:41,210 -(Yara sighs) -Owen: Woo. 178 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:43,835 (sighs) 179 00:07:43,919 --> 00:07:46,752 Oh, I think my mom regrets remarrying my dad. 180 00:07:47,585 --> 00:07:49,085 What makes you say that? 181 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,085 Something she said on the phone. 182 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:53,919 You need anything, Smoothie? 183 00:07:54,001 --> 00:07:55,502 Nah, I'm good, Smoothie. 184 00:07:55,585 --> 00:07:59,210 -How are we gonna celebrate tonight, dinner? -Sure. 185 00:07:59,877 --> 00:08:02,001 I don't want to get dressed up though. 186 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:04,669 I'm fine with whatever you want. 187 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,877 Uh... you want to just get stoned and order in? 188 00:08:08,877 --> 00:08:10,585 Sounds very romantic. 189 00:08:10,669 --> 00:08:11,877 Cool. I'll text him. 190 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,752 Honestly, I didn't even like the, the prequel. 191 00:08:16,835 --> 00:08:19,502 But I'm saying, if you're gonna, like, do that franchise, 192 00:08:19,585 --> 00:08:21,960 you should probably fuckin' step it up. 193 00:08:24,502 --> 00:08:27,502 You're kind of heavy. You know that? Whew! 194 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:30,919 How are you back there? Comfy? 195 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:33,585 This is Bushwick. 196 00:08:42,085 --> 00:08:45,168 (both howling) 197 00:08:45,251 --> 00:08:47,919 -Yara: Are you finished yet? -Owen: So many questions. 198 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:51,502 "I enjoy feeling like a prey hunted by a predator"? 199 00:08:51,585 --> 00:08:53,126 What the fuck is that? 200 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:54,960 -Yara: (laughs) It's a thing. Don't knock it. -I don't get it. 201 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,919 Uh, I think I'm done. 202 00:08:58,752 --> 00:09:01,293 -Uh, I am... -Yara: I can't wait for this. 203 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,877 ...99 percent vanilla. 204 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:08,919 -Mm-hmm. -Ninety-five percent daddy-mommy? 205 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:11,460 -Yara: Okay, Daddy. -(both laugh) 206 00:09:11,543 --> 00:09:15,251 And 95 percent rope bunny. 207 00:09:15,335 --> 00:09:17,251 Elna got rope bunny too. 208 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,126 -What about you? -(door buzzes) 209 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:24,126 A hundred percent hunter-prey. 210 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:27,335 -Owen: Really? -Mm-hmm. 211 00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:30,085 -Hello? -The Guy (over intercom): Hi. I got a dog with me, 212 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:31,585 but she's nice. Is it okay? 213 00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:33,835 Oh yeah, sure! Bring her in. That's fine. 214 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:36,710 -Owen: Really? -What? It's just a dog. 215 00:09:36,794 --> 00:09:39,126 This is why I go to dispensaries. 216 00:09:39,543 --> 00:09:41,460 -(dog barks) -Both: Hey. 217 00:09:41,543 --> 00:09:43,502 Oh, sorry about that. 218 00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:45,168 -Hey. Relax. -(dog barks) 219 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,418 Yara: Hi. No, it's okay. 220 00:09:47,502 --> 00:09:48,669 Hi baby! 221 00:09:48,752 --> 00:09:50,418 What happened to her eye? 222 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,710 The Guy: I don't know. She just started following me, 223 00:09:52,794 --> 00:09:55,335 -and then, uh... I don't know, I got Annie'd. -Yara: Aw. 224 00:09:55,418 --> 00:09:59,001 I got same old-- indica, sativa, cartridges, 225 00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:00,502 edibles, all of which you like. 226 00:10:00,585 --> 00:10:01,919 I want a dog so bad. 227 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,710 -Since when do you want a dog? -Yara: Since always! 228 00:10:04,794 --> 00:10:06,418 I've seriously been thinking about it. 229 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,752 Owen: Yeah, but you work all the time, 230 00:10:07,835 --> 00:10:09,585 and this place is way too small for a dog. 231 00:10:09,669 --> 00:10:10,835 Oh, wait, you think I'd be a bad dog owner? 232 00:10:10,919 --> 00:10:12,293 No. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying 233 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:15,168 that it's a cute dog and now you're having pet FOMO. 234 00:10:15,627 --> 00:10:17,251 -Fear of Missing Ohho. -(Owen laughs) 235 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:19,418 -You like that? -Owen: Yeah, that's a good one. 236 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:21,210 -The Guy: It's a terrible joke. -(Yara laughs) 237 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:24,251 Um, do you have any, like, beef jerky or anything like that? 238 00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:27,418 I mean, it's highly processed. I don't think, like, 239 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,960 -it's good for a dog. -Right. Right. Cool. Cool. Cool. 240 00:10:29,043 --> 00:10:30,627 -Owen: Right. -Cool, cool, cool... 241 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,543 Okay, a hundred and twenty. 242 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:36,085 Owen: I know I'm terrible at gifts, 243 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,710 but I think this time, I... 244 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:41,627 -nailed it. -(Yara chuckles) 245 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:44,710 -Happy anniversary. Yep. -Mm-hmm. 246 00:10:45,085 --> 00:10:47,835 -Hey, I'll be the judge of that. -Yeah? 247 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:51,710 I saw it and it totally reminded me of you, so. 248 00:10:57,877 --> 00:10:59,502 What's wrong? 249 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:02,794 What? 250 00:11:02,877 --> 00:11:04,502 (laughs) What's wrong? 251 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,627 -Oops. -Oh... 252 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:12,669 (laughs) Is this why it reminded you of me? 253 00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:14,377 You're fucking kidding me? 254 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:16,001 (both laughing) 255 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:18,085 Actually, it's a really funny story. 256 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:20,001 I'm sorry. Well, I'll take care of it. 257 00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:22,335 -What? -I'll take care of it. 258 00:11:22,418 --> 00:11:23,794 Take care of it... 259 00:11:23,877 --> 00:11:25,126 Fuck. 260 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,043 -Fuck. Hold on. -What? 261 00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:31,460 No, I'm-I'm sorry. I'm just having like a... 262 00:11:31,543 --> 00:11:34,085 like a stoner moment. Um... 263 00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:35,794 Okay. Can I, can I tell you? 264 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,627 -Uh... -Owen: Yeah. 265 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,502 All right. So my-my mom... 266 00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:42,293 she didn't have a choice, she had to take care of my dad 267 00:11:42,377 --> 00:11:45,085 because she's a woman, and she's supposed to be a caretaker. 268 00:11:45,168 --> 00:11:48,418 And if she didn't do it, then he would have been pissed at her, 269 00:11:48,502 --> 00:11:50,168 and then I would have been pissed at her too, 270 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,377 and everyone would have been pissed at her. 271 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:54,710 I mean, everyone may have been pissed for like a little bit, but-- 272 00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:56,377 No, no, no, no. Still... 273 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,627 Listen. It makes total sense. 274 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:02,960 If I take care of you, then no one will be mad at me. 275 00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:05,043 I'm... 276 00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:06,335 I mean, that's-- 277 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,251 I don't think that's how it is anymore, though-- 278 00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:11,043 Owen, come on, please. That's how it is for women. You don't know how it is. 279 00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:15,210 Yeah. But, I mean, you and your mom are like... two totally different people. 280 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:17,168 It's different times and-- 281 00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:21,210 Yeah, but I was literally conditioned, 282 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,669 my whole life, to believe that my purpose 283 00:12:23,752 --> 00:12:26,919 was to nurture and support a husband. 284 00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:30,543 And the only way that I could justify not doing that was by... 285 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,960 working really hard and making something really important. 286 00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:36,752 And so, I became this workaholic. 287 00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:38,960 And I'm pretty much the same as my mom then. 288 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,960 Like, like, I have to... I have to do something 289 00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:43,752 so that people will love me. 290 00:12:43,835 --> 00:12:46,251 No, I mean, you don't have to do anything for anyone to love you. 291 00:12:46,335 --> 00:12:47,835 I love you, Smoothie. 292 00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:49,752 Well, yeah, I know. 293 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,543 I know, and that is totally on purpose like... 294 00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:55,043 God, you are... 295 00:12:56,168 --> 00:12:58,126 You are nothing like... 296 00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:01,293 I mean, you don't even need me to take care of you, like... 297 00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:04,168 You're literally in nursing school, you're a natural caretaker. 298 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,001 And your-your ambitions... 299 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,001 Your ambitions are smaller. 300 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:11,085 Like I genuinely believe that you're the only person in my life 301 00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:14,251 who is a man who will not take away my purpose. 302 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,377 God, and that is so great. That is... 303 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,919 that is so good for me because it's safe. 304 00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:22,043 (keyboard clacking) 305 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,085 Owen: Ouch. 306 00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:26,335 Why ouch? What are you talking about? 307 00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,293 I mean, you just said my main selling point is that... 308 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:31,585 (laughs) that I'm not ambitious. 309 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,460 -And, you know, I can-- -Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 310 00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:35,627 First of all, you're the one that said you didn't want to be a doctor. 311 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,960 -And then, I can just take care of you. -Yara: I was just quoting you. 312 00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:40,335 But I work my ass off, so... 313 00:13:40,418 --> 00:13:43,293 Yeah, I know, we both work our asses off. 314 00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:46,794 What I'm saying is that you're not like my dad and that's a good thing. 315 00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:48,460 It's not a codependent relationship. 316 00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:51,251 (sighs) It's not about being your dad or not being your dad. 317 00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:54,210 It's the fact that you just said that like I'm-I'm nothing-- 318 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:55,960 Are you fucking kidding me with the mic? 319 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,794 -You're fucking recording this? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 320 00:13:58,877 --> 00:14:01,168 You just laid out on me and then this is what I get? 321 00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:03,251 I'm sorry. I'm stoned. I'll turn it off. 322 00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:06,043 Well, yeah. You're definitely fucked up. 323 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,418 (scoffs) 324 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,794 Can I ask you some questions or... 325 00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:17,960 -does it go one way? -No. Sure. Of course. 326 00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:23,251 What did you get me for our anniversary? 327 00:14:33,335 --> 00:14:34,543 Yeah. 328 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,460 Happy anniversary, Smoothie. 329 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,335 (microphone clatters) 330 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:46,627 (door slams) 331 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,418 -(banging on door) -Come on, Leyla. 332 00:14:48,502 --> 00:14:50,001 It's been 20 minutes. Let's go! 333 00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:52,585 -Um, I called it after her. -I gotta be at work by 10:00. 334 00:14:52,669 --> 00:14:54,460 -It's 9:45 right now. -What? 335 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:57,168 Arnold: Bah-gock! Where's Kyra? 336 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,293 Bah-cock-a-doodle-doo! 337 00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:00,877 You can have custody 338 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,335 when you buy more than one set of sheets for your home! 339 00:15:03,418 --> 00:15:05,794 Man (over phone): You don't know what's going on with my body anymore, Kyra. 340 00:15:05,877 --> 00:15:09,835 I've been looking all over this farm for Kyra! 341 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:12,293 Is that you? Bah-gock! 342 00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:15,460 (in the melody of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"): ♪ It's your birthday, here we go ♪ 343 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:17,502 ♪ I heard you're 49 ♪ 344 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,543 ♪ No one's getting younger now ♪ 345 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,585 ♪ You're runnin' out of time ♪ 346 00:15:21,669 --> 00:15:23,669 ♪ With a hemorrhoid here and a bad back there ♪ 347 00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:25,627 ♪ Better get yourself better medical care ♪ 348 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:30,752 ♪ Old Miss Kyra's 49 and runnin' out of time! ♪ 349 00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:32,919 (laughter and cheering) 350 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,835 Man (over phone): What the fuck is going on over there? 351 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,543 So fun. So colorful. 352 00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:39,043 -Great face. -Thank you. 353 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:40,460 Honestly, thank you. 354 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:42,460 Honestly, I work for tips. 355 00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,210 Oh... okay. 356 00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:47,460 -Well, let me go see about that. -Yes. Thank you. 357 00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:50,293 Chicken's got a full day. 358 00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,251 Excuse me. Can I use your restroom? 359 00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,001 Mm-hmm. 360 00:15:56,669 --> 00:15:58,251 Arnold (mutters): Fuck. 361 00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:00,835 -(elevator dings) -Automated Voice: Doors opening. Open to enter. 362 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,960 -Woman: Hi. -Man: Hello. 363 00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:06,126 Automated Voice: Doors closing. Doors opening. 364 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,043 Open to enter. 365 00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:21,877 (screaming) 366 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,251 This isn't a changing room. 367 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,168 Sir, people fuck in here! Okay? 368 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:29,043 I'm just trying to get ready for work! 369 00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,543 Get off my dick! 370 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:35,126 ♪ I'm a trouble alone, one ♪ 371 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:38,585 ♪ I'm trouble to you, two... ♪ 372 00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:41,001 (gasps) You scared me. 373 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,752 These balloons aren't sized well. 374 00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:46,752 You're trying to sabotage me! 375 00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:50,085 Where's Barbara? 376 00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:54,543 I see you. 377 00:16:56,669 --> 00:17:01,877 ♪ Happy birthday to you-- ♪ 378 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,085 Stop filming me. 379 00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:06,669 (wailing) 380 00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:10,126 -I'm a baby! -(crowd laughing) 381 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,168 ♪ When I sing "my darling spinning top..." ♪ 382 00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:16,085 ♪ Kids all say they love you, Happy anniversary ♪ 383 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,627 -Yee-haw! Come on now, give me a tip! -(laughing) 384 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,919 Or at least let me change my pants! 385 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,085 Man: I see you with that lasso! 386 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:27,251 ♪ How sweet, my chubby little Twinkie ♪ 387 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,960 ♪ This dog looks like a Twinkie ♪ 388 00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:34,293 ♪ You have a backpack full of Twinkie ♪ 389 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,835 ♪ My doggy backpack full of Twinkie ♪ 390 00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:41,710 -♪ My chubby one-eyed doggy ♪ -(dog howls) 391 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,794 See you later, man. 392 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,418 -Zack? -No. 393 00:17:52,502 --> 00:17:55,168 (to the melody of "Bingo"): ♪ Your girlfriend knows that you're a dog ♪ 394 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,001 ♪ And cheated like a lame-o ♪ 395 00:17:57,085 --> 00:17:58,752 ♪ It's time to go ♪ 396 00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:00,001 ♪ 'Cause you're a ho ♪ 397 00:18:00,085 --> 00:18:01,543 ♪ She threw your shit out the window ♪ 398 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,585 ♪ 'Cause you're a fucking bozo ♪ 399 00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:04,835 (howls) 400 00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:06,752 Now how about a tip? 401 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,168 Wow, man. You got a whole thing going on. 402 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:11,001 Yeah. Come on, tip me. 403 00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:12,627 I'm not Zack. 404 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:15,835 I'm sorry. 405 00:18:15,919 --> 00:18:17,794 Why would you let me get through the entire song? 406 00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:19,835 I was into it, man. You got somethin'! 407 00:18:19,919 --> 00:18:21,210 Zack! 408 00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:23,251 ♪ Your girlfriend knows that you're a dog-- ♪ 409 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,085 You don't have to sing. You don't have to sing. 410 00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:26,377 Come on, Jane paid for the song. 411 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,460 Well, I heard it so, thank you, I guess. 412 00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:30,251 Listen, man. I don't get paid if I don't sing. 413 00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:32,502 -So just let me get-- -Sorry, am I supposed to worry about you? 414 00:18:32,585 --> 00:18:34,418 -Fuck you! -You know what? Jane was right. 415 00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:36,418 You're a fucking bozo! 416 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,210 I understand why that mix-up happened now. 417 00:18:39,293 --> 00:18:41,835 Hey, man. You were good. Here... 418 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,377 Here. 419 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,669 (to the melody of "Bingo): ♪ There was a man on Instagram ♪ 420 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,877 ♪ Who was suffering from FOMO ♪ 421 00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:50,669 ♪ FOMO ♪ 422 00:18:50,752 --> 00:18:52,585 You thirsty, baby? 423 00:18:54,377 --> 00:18:56,210 Let's have some drink! 424 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,335 (cell phone chiming) 425 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,043 Hello? 426 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,126 Yes, yes. That was me. 427 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,919 Uh, thank you so much for calling me-- 428 00:19:16,794 --> 00:19:18,043 Okay. Wow. 429 00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:22,502 Um, is there a family? 430 00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,210 Okay, well, thank you for calling. 431 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,418 Okay. Bye. 432 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,710 (cooing) 433 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:51,251 (whispers): Fuck! 434 00:19:57,085 --> 00:19:58,126 Excuse me. 435 00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:01,293 Excuse me. Excuse me. 436 00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:03,835 Come on! Kids' daisy chain? 437 00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:05,835 There are nine million people in New York! 438 00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:07,669 -(balloon pops) -(car alarm honking) 439 00:20:07,752 --> 00:20:09,835 Arnold: Oh, no. Shit! 440 00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,752 (car alarm continuing) 441 00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:15,960 -Arnold: Bathroom? -You've gotta buy something. 442 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,752 Yeah, doi! I'm gonna buy something! 443 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,377 Fuck. 444 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:24,835 (panting rhythmically) 445 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:28,085 (up-tempo dance music playing) 446 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,126 (sighs) 447 00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:34,377 (exhales sharply) 448 00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:39,418 (shouts) 449 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,627 (grunts) 450 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:54,669 (grunts) 451 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:03,168 (music tempo slows) 452 00:21:03,251 --> 00:21:04,335 (grunts) 453 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,794 (grunts) 454 00:21:07,585 --> 00:21:10,835 -Ah! -(music continuing) 455 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,001 (laughs) 456 00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:40,460 -Yeah. -(music fades) 457 00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:43,669 -(water splashes) -Oh my God! (chuckles) 458 00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:45,210 Wow. 459 00:21:45,293 --> 00:21:47,085 -(sighs) -(phone chimes) 460 00:21:56,335 --> 00:21:58,335 Oh, that sounds fun. 461 00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:00,627 (Arnold sighs) 462 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,377 I'd give it a minute. 463 00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:05,502 Thank you so much. 464 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,293 And sorry about earlier. 465 00:22:07,377 --> 00:22:08,835 I had to poop. 466 00:22:08,919 --> 00:22:10,377 I've been there. 467 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:12,919 -What would you like? -What do you like? 468 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,794 -The blondies are amazing. -I'll take one of those. 469 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,794 And a latte, with four shots of espresso. 470 00:22:17,877 --> 00:22:19,251 You got it. 471 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,794 Owen: Are you fuckin' kidding me with the mic? 472 00:22:26,877 --> 00:22:29,043 You're fuckin' recording this? 473 00:22:29,126 --> 00:22:31,418 Yara: Oh I'm-I'm sorry. I'm stoned. I'll turn it off. 474 00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:32,877 Owen: Yeah, you're definitely fucked up! 475 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,335 Can I ask you some questions? Or does it go one way? 476 00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:36,794 Yara: No. Sure. Of course. 477 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,710 Owen: What did you get me for our anniversary? 478 00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:44,210 Yeah. Happy anniversary, Smoothie. 479 00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:46,126 (microphone clatters) 480 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,669 (sighs, murmurs) 481 00:22:49,752 --> 00:22:52,168 Chana Joffe-Walt: Yara, are you okay? 482 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:53,752 Yara: Um... 483 00:22:54,585 --> 00:22:55,835 We're not talking. 484 00:22:55,919 --> 00:22:58,210 -(murmurs) -David Kestenbaum: I'm sorry. 485 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,585 All right. Wanna go around? 486 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,168 Susan? 487 00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:06,418 Susan Burton: I mean, it's really different than the story you pitched. 488 00:23:06,502 --> 00:23:09,877 I mean, it's not really about your parents anymore, you know? 489 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,377 -(all agreeing) -Ira: What happened-- 490 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,752 what happened to the idea of you 491 00:23:12,835 --> 00:23:14,669 getting your parents on tape talking about this? 492 00:23:14,752 --> 00:23:17,877 Well, I... I tried to talk to my mom but, um... 493 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,585 she didn't wanna talk, she didn't wanna do it. 494 00:23:19,669 --> 00:23:22,460 And so, Owen and I started talking about it on tape. 495 00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:24,043 And, um... 496 00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:25,669 Yeah, it led to this. 497 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,418 David: I'm trying to think how it works without your parents. 498 00:23:27,502 --> 00:23:30,960 Like maybe it could go in like a wrong-ending show or something? 499 00:23:31,585 --> 00:23:33,085 Chana: You seem like you're being very genuine 500 00:23:33,168 --> 00:23:36,210 and expecting a response from him that is different 501 00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:38,543 than the one he gives, and it feels surprising when it happens, 502 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,543 when he says ouch, but, yeah, I feel like we'd need 503 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:43,251 more setup to understand what that moment means. 504 00:23:43,335 --> 00:23:45,293 Robyn Semien: Do you think she could write it though? 505 00:23:45,377 --> 00:23:47,710 Like what if she just wrote through all of the story of what her parents did. 506 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,543 Chana: Maybe, but you would write about your parents though. 507 00:23:49,627 --> 00:23:51,627 I think you'd have to write about your parents' story. 508 00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:54,835 I couldn't like-- I didn't actually understand what was going on. 509 00:23:54,919 --> 00:23:57,418 But I think it's kind of amazing that... 510 00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:02,126 like, sorry-- It's kind of amazing to hear a breakup unfold in real time, 511 00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:06,752 in this accidental way, and that to me felt like, oh, that's special tape. 512 00:24:06,835 --> 00:24:09,377 But because I was so lost at the beginning, 513 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:12,752 the fact that it turns and suddenly you're fighting. 514 00:24:12,835 --> 00:24:16,502 I'm like, I'm still trying to catch up to the first conversation. 515 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,752 Ira: Yeah, I have the same feeling. 516 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:22,502 I just think it's one of those things where 517 00:24:22,585 --> 00:24:25,502 a big important thing happened, you have this dramatic moment on tape, 518 00:24:25,585 --> 00:24:29,460 but I just think it's not gonna work as a radio piece. 519 00:24:29,543 --> 00:24:31,377 And I'm sorry. 520 00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:33,710 Yeah, okay. 521 00:24:34,543 --> 00:24:38,293 -It's okay-- -Hey, I'm looking for Yara. 522 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,835 -Arnold: Yara? -(laughing): Yo! What? 523 00:24:40,919 --> 00:24:45,001 Um... Yara, I have a singing telegram from Owen. 524 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:46,460 (all exclaiming) 525 00:24:46,543 --> 00:24:48,043 Oh, my God. 526 00:24:48,126 --> 00:24:52,126 ♪ You know the bed feels colder ♪ 527 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:56,794 ♪ Being here alone ♪ 528 00:24:56,877 --> 00:25:01,168 ♪ I still have dreams of us older ♪ 529 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:06,502 ♪ Doing anything we want ♪ 530 00:25:06,585 --> 00:25:08,835 ♪ You think you got the best of me ♪ 531 00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:11,960 ♪ You think I gave you my best parts ♪ 532 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:16,001 ♪ And you think everything good is gone ♪ 533 00:25:16,085 --> 00:25:18,335 ♪ Thought you seen me broken down ♪ 534 00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:20,585 ♪ Thought that I'd come running back ♪ 535 00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:22,669 ♪ Smoothie, you know me ♪ 536 00:25:22,752 --> 00:25:24,794 ♪ That's what this is ♪ 537 00:25:24,877 --> 00:25:25,919 (laughter) 538 00:25:26,001 --> 00:25:28,752 (Arnold vocalizing) 539 00:25:28,835 --> 00:25:31,543 ♪ 'Cause what doesn't kill us makes us stronger ♪ 540 00:25:31,627 --> 00:25:33,460 ♪ Be a little kinder ♪ 541 00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:37,585 ♪ Help each other be better than on our own ♪ 542 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:40,293 ♪ I love to see you be inspired ♪ 543 00:25:40,377 --> 00:25:42,377 ♪ Rub your feet when you are tired ♪ 544 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:46,710 ♪ To me you are the feeling of being home ♪ 545 00:25:46,794 --> 00:25:49,418 ♪ I love you as you are-a ♪ 546 00:25:49,502 --> 00:25:51,293 ♪ You're Yara ♪ 547 00:25:51,377 --> 00:25:54,710 ♪ And to me you are a star ♪ 548 00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:57,293 ♪ Let's stay together, Smoothie ♪ 549 00:25:57,377 --> 00:25:59,543 ♪ Stay home and watch a movie ♪ 550 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:02,877 ♪ Or tie me up like a rope bunny ♪ 551 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,251 ♪ I love you as you are-a ♪ 552 00:26:06,335 --> 00:26:10,835 ♪ You're Yara! ♪ 553 00:26:10,919 --> 00:26:13,418 (cheering and applause) 554 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:19,377 -Arnold: Look who's here! -Elna: Wait. Is he here? 555 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,335 -Woman: Oh. -Elna: Oh, my God, that's him. 556 00:26:21,418 --> 00:26:23,293 Ira: Is that the boyfriend? 557 00:26:23,377 --> 00:26:25,460 All: Aw! 558 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,251 Ira: So when you came to New York, 559 00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:29,919 what did you think you were going to be doing? 560 00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:31,418 Arnold: Not this. 561 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,877 I moved here with my BFA, and I just wanted to perform, 562 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,126 and this is one of the jobs where you get to perform. 563 00:26:37,210 --> 00:26:38,919 I don't have the privilege of not working. 564 00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:40,960 -This is what I do. -I don't know. 565 00:26:41,043 --> 00:26:43,627 Like, how often is it good? 566 00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:46,669 (sighs) You know. I'll say this: 567 00:26:46,752 --> 00:26:51,043 Every day is different, every day is hard, but it has its moments. 568 00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,085 Ira: The way I think of Arnold's job 569 00:26:54,168 --> 00:26:56,794 is like the weirdest recycling job ever. 570 00:26:56,877 --> 00:27:00,293 Taking these songs, changing them around a little, 571 00:27:00,377 --> 00:27:02,293 and performing them in a setting they were not made for. 572 00:27:02,377 --> 00:27:06,377 Repurposing them for this audience that usually does not want them. 573 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,293 Honestly it's hard to imagine a tougher room, 574 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:13,126 a more hostile crowd than the one that Arnold faces, day in and day out. 575 00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:14,460 Good girl. 576 00:27:14,543 --> 00:27:16,460 Ira: But he shows up with these unwanted songs, 577 00:27:16,543 --> 00:27:19,627 -and he is not embraced. -(dog howls) 578 00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:21,794 It's like he's disposable. 579 00:27:21,877 --> 00:27:24,627 Until finally, not very often, 580 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:27,877 the true love that lives inside those old songs finds a home. 581 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,877 -This is FOMO. -Hi, FOMO. 582 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,043 She'll be hanging out with us this summer. 583 00:27:32,126 --> 00:27:33,960 That makes me happy. 584 00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,627 (grunting): Yeah. There you go. 585 00:27:37,377 --> 00:27:39,794 -Hey, what are you doin'? -I'm doin' a little... 586 00:27:39,877 --> 00:27:43,627 -Come on! Come on, come on! -All right, all right. Thank you so much. Thank you. 587 00:27:43,710 --> 00:27:45,752 -Oh dang! Got it! -You weren't kiddin' around. 588 00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:46,794 -(grunts) -Got it. 589 00:27:46,877 --> 00:27:48,251 Ira: And God knows I have to say 590 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:49,877 that lots of stories that we do here on the radio, 591 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960 is only by diving into the darkest feelings, 592 00:27:52,043 --> 00:27:55,502 the worst moments a person possibly goes through... 593 00:27:55,585 --> 00:27:57,251 that we get to anything worth hearing. 594 00:27:57,335 --> 00:27:59,126 And what makes it kinda beautiful 595 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,502 and it's a little corny, but it's true, 596 00:28:01,585 --> 00:28:03,377 is how random it is. 597 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,502 So often it's just like this random moment, you know? 598 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:07,335 You see something on the curb that nobody wanted. 599 00:28:07,418 --> 00:28:09,210 You realize like, oh, that can be mine, 600 00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:11,460 like that is mine now. 601 00:28:11,543 --> 00:28:14,794 Like this moment of random greatness pops into your day 602 00:28:14,877 --> 00:28:17,835 that was otherwise monumental garbage. 603 00:28:17,919 --> 00:28:19,418 That's our show today: 604 00:28:19,502 --> 00:28:21,043 People going deep into the trash, 605 00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:23,085 hoping to pull out something good. 606 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:25,919 From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. 607 00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,669 I'm Ira Glass. 608 00:28:27,752 --> 00:28:29,460 Stay with us. 609 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,168 (breathes deeply) 610 00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,001 Man: Perfect. Do it again? 611 00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:43,752 ("Sans Cesse, Mon Cheri" by Domenique Dumont playing) 612 00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:21,877 (woman singing in French) 613 00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:45,669 (woman singing in French) 47290

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