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What is this thing called love?
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This funny thing called love?
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Just who can solve its mystery?
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Why should it make a fool of me?
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saw you there that wonderful day you
took my love
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and threw it away and so I ask the Lord
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in heaven above what is this thing
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called love
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Don't bet over me.
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Yes? God, I missed you, Gawk.
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David, Michael, David.
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Spread wide and free.
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Hold on.
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Hold on. I recognize these voices.
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Liz?
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Michael, what a lovely surprise.
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Luther?
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Yeah, you've dialed my extension.
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I'm in my office. What fun is this?
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My God, well, get off!
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Oh, keep going, I will.
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Now! Well, I'm happy to stay on for any
tech support you might need. Pushing
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buttons, crossing wires, et cetera.
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This is embarrassing.
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Don't worry about him. He's the most
obscene man in America.
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Fantasies exceed anything we could do.
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Oh, yeah?
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Mm -hmm.
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My pussy can't stand to be away from me
this long.
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Shit!
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No, no, no.
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Compado?
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Okay, I'll be right there.
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Look at Code Red.
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Oh, yeah.
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Captain Decker is coming to check out
the steakhouse.
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We just got here. We haven't seen each
other for six days.
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14 hours.
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I had to back press it to let me go.
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We're trying to bust this crooked judge.
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Kitchen red -handed.
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Vice sleeps for no man.
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I miss talking to you.
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Exchanging ideas.
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As I watch you shower.
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Ideas?
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Well, I've got 25 seconds.
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What do you want to know?
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How about...
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What's the meaning of life?
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Oh, well, that's easy.
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It's going to have to wait until later.
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Parting gift.
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You got everything?
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Well, hello again.
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Hello, Luther.
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What's new? I was just taking Officer
Campano's deposition.
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Oh, and how did that go?
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Oh, well, very, very probing.
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This is Yakuki Shimatsu, a client of the
firm. Yes, one of the firm's most
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important clients.
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Ms. Shimatsu is the CFO of Lalo, the
platinum standard in intimate luxury.
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CFO. Very impressive.
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Things are going very well.
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We've been discussing expansion.
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Are you familiar with our personal
pleasure product line?
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Gigi is a very good friend of mine.
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Mine too.
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Well, nice to meet you.
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Who's she?
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My pleasure.
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Luther.
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Oh, hello.
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So,
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at this rate, we'll see each other,
what, next summer?
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Bring some lotion.
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And in case you feel nostalgic.
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How long were you listening to us?
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Not long enough.
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That's the problem. Between her schedule
and mine, our personal life has taken a
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blow. Oh, that sounds dirty.
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We don't even have time for that.
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What's dirty? I don't know.
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I don't even remember dirty. I miss
dirty. Michael, stop talking. Shh.
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How are things going with Yakushi?
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Well, I'm not getting any.
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Luther?
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You said it yourself. She's our most
important client. Don't screw it up. No,
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Michael. I would never compromise the
sacrosanct integrity of the attorney
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-client bond.
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It's just, my cock keeps making trouble.
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Bad boy, down, sit, roll over, heel.
Hey, Luther! Hey!
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You are screaming at your penis.
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He gave me no choice.
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These eastern goddesses drive me mad.
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Did I ever tell you about the woman I
met in Burma?
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She had square nipples, like pink
succulent dice. It changed my life,
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Stay in the moment, Luther. I am
convinced your koofy has square nipples.
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see them through her blouse, like...
Erect bullion cubes.
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Please stop.
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Square nipples, Michael. That's it.
Okay, I'm out of here.
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Look who's oo -vooing me. Is that
Pembroke Delacorte?
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Oui, oui.
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I haven't seen you in so long.
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I'd be amazed if you still remember what
I love.
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It's coming back to me.
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Well, isn't that green having all the
fun?
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I'm a pig.
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I should have a snout in the hooves.
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All I ever think about is pussy.
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You'd think I'd outgrow it.
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But why?
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I mean, what's better than pussy?
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I'll tell you, strange pussy.
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Strange.
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Dangerous pussy. You put in the element
of danger and I'm in heaven. Not the
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kind that God runs, but you know what I
mean.
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Then you add the element of getting
caught.
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One nasty blood starts to boil.
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I did it in church once. That took
balls.
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But mostly I think it depends on who
you're doing it with.
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Darlene Jessup did me in the cloakroom
in the 10th grade after school.
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She was my math teacher.
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Oink.
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How bad is that? I could have got sent
to the principal's office.
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Did I mention I was boning the principal
as well?
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And you got here just under the wire.
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Captain just pulled up.
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How was your conjugal visit?
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Brief.
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Lots of gunpowder, too much fuse.
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Been there.
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Michael told me he missed talking to me.
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And what are you afraid of? That he's
going to get to know you?
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Yep. That never goes well.
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True.
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So what's new with the judge?
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Zip. If this guy's on the take, he is
doing it somewhere else.
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He'll fuck up.
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Liars want to get caught.
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Check it out. Check it out.
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Look at him.
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What is he so goddamn happy about?
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Ruining innocent lives.
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Lester. Hey, Lester.
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We're going to bury you, you fucking
vampire.
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Michael,
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you busy?
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Just finishing something.
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We need you right now. We're in the
conference room.
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Hey, Captain, he's getting a call.
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Lester Mack?
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Elaine?
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Ah, enough.
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You can tell our children that their
father is a very important man under a
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of pressure.
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And they're going to have to understand
that he can't make it home to have
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fucking dinner with them every fucking
night of the week.
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You knew how my life would be when I
accepted this appointment.
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What?
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Fuck you, Elaine!
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Your father had nothing to do with my
appointment. Fuck you, Elaine.
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Bitch.
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Ladies and gentlemen, family man of the
year.
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He's so full of shit.
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He married Elaine to get what he wanted.
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Her old man's Taylor Smith.
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Biggest developer in L .A.
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This guy's a rageaholic.
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Yeah, a hypocritical douchebag.
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This prick ruined one of my best
officers.
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He single -handedly destroyed his
career.
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I was at the trial.
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This time, he goes down.
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Can I have a slice?
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It's cold.
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It's the only way I eat it.
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This reminds me of my first stakeout.
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Paying 25 pounds.
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Hit me in the loop.
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We are never going to get out of here.
The price of freedom, big guy.
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We're cops.
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We hate injustice.
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Yeah.
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But I miss my Tempur -Pedic.
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So,
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Yakushi, you actually name your
products.
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That is Gigi.
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And that is Ono. Well,
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perhaps one day there will be a loser.
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We could take a mold.
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Perhaps. At Leylo, texture is the most
important element. It is
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the merger of sensuality and release.
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Oh, yes.
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Can you elaborate?
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The various surfaces must yield and
surrender.
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Can you elaborate a bit longer?
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Ah.
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One moment.
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Bathroom.
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If you'll excuse me, I have a very
urgent message to deal with.
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Ugh.
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When was the last time we saw each
other?
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Christmas. Have you been?
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Super. Take care. Goodbye, conference
room.
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Officer Campano.
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Mark!
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Hello. Nakushi. This is my... associate,
Pembroke.
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Pembroke, meet one of our most important
clients, Yokushi Shimato.
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Oh, my pleasure, Pembroke. Ditto,
Yokushi.
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Yokushi, would you excuse us for just a
few minutes?
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Absolutely. I have some faxes to send
back to my home office.
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Excellent.
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We only have five or six minutes.
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We're not talking.
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I have a little present for you.
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The Lalo Sensua Suede Whip. Care to take
a first spin? Make it fun, bitch boy.
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You're lucky you call me names.
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Oh, God.
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Down on your knees.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my love.
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Smells like pleather.
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The
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bitch
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boy is back.
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Come on, Lester, do something bad.
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I need to go home.
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You expecting somebody?
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No.
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Oh, hell no.
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What?
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You're not supposed to be here.
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Pretend it's okay.
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It's not okay. He could be compromised
in an important police operation. On
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second thought, you know what? Come on
in. Maybe I should go.
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No, Michael.
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Day.
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Okay.
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Hey, do you have any aspirin? I've got a
headache.
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In my purse?
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In the bedroom?
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Oh, great. I'll give you a hand.
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Those childproof caps can be tricky.
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Mm -hmm.
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They're motherfuckers.
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Grown -ass man struggling with a plastic
cap. Yeah.
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Good luck with that.
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Fuck it.
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Good. I could get a $200 shirt.
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Four. And you're worth it.
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Liz, cold red! Cold red!
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Oh, hey,
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great seeing you.
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Yeah, you too, Michael.
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What's going on?
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Sorry. Look.
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What's that?
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Our ticket to rise.
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Oh, hey, I've seen her on TV.
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She's the defendant in the Coleman
murder trial.
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Shot her husband.
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Allegedly. For a time. Guess who the
sitting judge is.
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The dishonorable Lester Mack.
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Guess who was going downstairs three
floors to bust his ass.
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I'll call Captain.
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Cap on that bottle must have been a
fucking bear.
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Keep your eye on the monitor. If Lester
looks like he's going to vote, hit me on
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the two -way.
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Is he going to be okay?
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Probably. But you never know.
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If he finds out he's fucked, he may
flip.
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00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:03,000
Who's this then? The Home Office has
agreed to our financial agreement.
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Yokoji, I am so embarrassed.
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This was not Luther's idea. This was
mine. I forced myself on him. She's very
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forceful. Your sensible wit drove her to
it.
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Words have escaped me. I don't really
know what to say.
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Except it would be my honor to join you.
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Oh. Well, that would be delightful.
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I'm delighted.
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Be delighted.
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Oh, my.
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Okay.
284
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Lovely hair.
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Jump aboard. There's plenty of room.
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Oh, your nipple.
287
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They show such excitement.
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00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:08,090
Would you like to see mine? Yes. Oh,
yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Holy shit.
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Square enough.
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00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:19,710
I knew it. Oh, God.
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00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440
in here, please?
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00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,540
Judge Mack.
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00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280
Captain Decker.
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00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,680
Yes,
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00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,300
I remember from the Hamilton trial. How
have you been?
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00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:51,180
Modely. Judge Mack, you have the right
to remain silent.
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00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,380
I know my rights, officer.
300
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,500
May I have a private moment with you,
Captain?
301
00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:01,500
Look, when was the last time you and
your wife took a vacation?
302
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,940
It's been so long, I can't recall.
303
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200
Name a place.
304
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,960
Any place in the world, it's on me.
305
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,440
First class.
306
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:13,000
Well, how are you going to do that from
jail?
307
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,560
Smile for the camera.
308
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,640
You've been filming me?
309
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,180
You fucking two -bit cop!
310
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,400
Did somebody call me?
311
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,060
So, Judge, fucking two -bit cops have
the power to arrest people.
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00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,060
You're under arrest.
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Coffee present.
314
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,060
So, see you in court, Judge.
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You bet.
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00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,520
Yeah.
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Great work, Campano!
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Take off. Go do something fun.
319
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:53,660
Well, I know what I can do that's fun.
320
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,500
Huh? Mm -hmm.
321
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,380
Yeah.
322
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600
Yeah.
323
00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:09,410
Oh, yeah!
324
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:45,540
If sex was an Olympic event, I'd have a
trophy case full of gold medals and be
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on a Wheaties box.
326
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:50,420
Just the other day I was telling this
friend about the time I lived in Rio.
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00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:55,260
It was a two -year blur of non -stop
Copacabana copulating.
328
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,540
She looked at me kind of funny and asked
if it was possible that maybe I'd had
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00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,540
too much sex.
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I said, fuck no.
331
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,240
Then I stopped and gave it some serious
thought.
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00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,040
And you know my answer was still, fuck
no.
333
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,980
But there is a catch.
334
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,840
If it's just about fucking, you will
come and you will go.
335
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,000
For it to be meaningful, there's got to
be talking.
336
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,840
We have to be able to make sense out of
what and who just made us come.
337
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,700
Figuratively speaking, it's the post
-coital cigarette I'm talking about.
338
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,300
The moment of reflection.
339
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,420
Without the mind and conversation, we're
just objects, aren't we?
340
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,740
Me, I never stop talking.
341
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,760
I'm still looking for a period.
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00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,000
And it's been over 70 years.
343
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:44,080
In the end, it's all a change.
344
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,640
And I'm not talking about fluids.
345
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:51,240
Once we stop talking to each other, it
all becomes real.
346
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:53,660
Hey, counselor.
347
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,160
Hey.
348
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,560
You know what?
349
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,280
I'm talking to you, too.
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00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,660
Oh, yeah?
351
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,920
Yeah.
352
00:26:14,889 --> 00:26:16,650
Okay. What do you want to talk about?
353
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:19,730
It doesn't really matter with us.
354
00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:35,370
You were going to tell me about the
meaning of life.
355
00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:37,130
You really want to know?
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00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,270
Some other time.
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