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What is this thing called love?
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This funny thing called love?
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Just who can solve its mystery?
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Why should it make a fool of me?
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I saw you there that wonderful day.
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You took my love and threw it away.
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And so I ask the Lord in heaven above,
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what is this thing called love?
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It doesn't get better than this. Hey,
man.
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The thing you did? Oh, I know. I mean,
you have to do it, like, every time.
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What's that painting?
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Oh, I gotta go.
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You always have to go.
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The adult world beckons.
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Is that what it is?
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That's what it is.
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Something bothering you?
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I mean, we just did this amazing thing.
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What about what we just did?
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Yeah, that was then.
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It was a minute ago.
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Well, I live in the moment.
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You live in the moment that much? That's
not really living. That's just moving.
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From one experience to another in an
empty, random pattern.
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The way I find meaning in my life is my
business.
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You obviously find yours with your
fiancé.
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What are you trying to say?
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The question is, is what are you doing?
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So you want me to, what, drop her?
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Do whatever you want.
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So are you going to marry her?
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I don't know.
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I didn't anticipate meeting you, Liz.
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You know, I've always been the woman.
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Never the other woman.
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You are so much more than that.
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Yeah. Well, I'm tired of tasting Jocelyn
on you.
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I guess pancakes are out of the
question.
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Have Jocelyn make them for you.
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Maybe we should just drop this before
the next thing one of us says is fuck
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Yeah.
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I'd hate it if you did, but I'm dying
to.
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I'm done.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. You walk out,
Liz. It's not temporary.
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With you and me, Michael, everything is
temporary.
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I'm not kidding. Liz, if you walk, don't
call.
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The phone, it won't be ringing.
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Ah, yellow!
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Well, good morning, Michael. It sounds
like you're having a great one.
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Oh, I cannot even begin to tell you how
great. Hey, cappuccinos for the floor!
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On me!
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Hey, how's your morning?
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Fucking great.
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You okay?
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Never better.
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How's Michael?
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Who?
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Looking good, Liz.
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Must be getting it regular.
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The house is rocking.
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Really? Yeah.
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I think we need to talk.
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I have your number.
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I got yours, too.
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No, really, I didn't need a dry shirt.
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Sorry. Get it!
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Jerk! Is he a fucking snail?
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Hey, snail boy.
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Can you move any slower?
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Speaking on behalf of the citizens of
Los Angeles, would you fucking chill?
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I got you, I got you.
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How's the cappuccino?
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Excuse me. I'm trying to concentrate
here.
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Okay. Are we reviewing this contract you
drew up, or are we chatting?
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Mea culpa.
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Perhaps I should come back.
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Okay. Let's cut to the chase, Luther.
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This contract you drew up is a car
wreck. A car wreck? That's a brutal
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Bodies, blood, tow trucks. I mean car
wreck. A turn of phrase, I assume. A
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metaphor. A metaphor?
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What are you, Camus? Michael, step away
from the coffee cup right now.
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You've gone mad. Mad?
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Really?
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Mad. Because maybe, maybe I'm the only
one who gets it. Maybe everyone else is
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just out of sync. Sure, that makes
sense.
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Don't patronize me. Michael, I am on
your side.
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Though rabid, not yourself, and under
the control of caffeine, I want you to
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happy.
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Happy.
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I mean, who's really happy, you know?
Are you happy, Luther?
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Endlessly.
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I'm a dashing specimen, and I get laid
20 times per week.
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I'm not happy.
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And I need some fucking air.
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Wait, Michael, I forgot, too. It's
actually 22 times per week.
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22.
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We are worlds apart, all I'm saying.
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You have been since the beginning.
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That was then.
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The beginning always is. That's why it's
called the beginning.
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Well, I've had it.
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No more.
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Over and out.
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It sounds really final.
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It is.
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We're two different people.
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Everybody is.
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Yeah, but this is different. It's not
like in your story. No, it's not
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different. It's the same damn thing.
Well, what did you buy?
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So, you apologized to her?
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Once. Good.
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Man should apologize once.
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Maybe that's too much.
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Well, you know what you're talking
about. You've married seven times.
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Exactly. You're the love genius.
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Want my advice?
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Two words.
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Get laid.
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Let little Mikey run the show, because
big Mikey's grim and out of sorts.
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I am not out of sorts.
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I am in sorts.
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Word association. Ready? I hate it when
you do this. Giant. Corporate merger.
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The correct answer is salami and
knockers. This is Ward Association.
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There's no correct answer.
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Bullshit.
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I temp and start. We'll try again.
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Liz. Over.
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You play hard.
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Her fault.
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I'm the good guy in this.
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You say so.
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Happiness. Fraud.
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Blowjob.
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I got nothing for that. Me neither.
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I just like to think about it.
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Okay, one more.
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Alone.
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Again.
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So how did I do?
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You killed, son.
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Remember little baby rolls? Little baby
rolls and slow.
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Slow and sexy.
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Yes. Oh, gorgeous.
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All right, work it out. Work it out.
Remember to breathe.
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Oh, beautiful.
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Break it down. Break it down.
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Take it out. Yeah.
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Way down.
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Other arm. Sexy face.
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Down.
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Perfect. Oh, Liz, that was amazing.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You're my best student.
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You could do this professionally.
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This is a long one, Nora.
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My muscles are killing me.
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Brought my massage table.
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Yeah. How about your bedroom?
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Cool.
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Jesus Christ, man. Sorry.
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Sorry, man.
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What the fuck?
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Whoa, you don't want to do that. You ran
into me, asshole.
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Yes, I did, and for that, I apologize.
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But do we really need the provocative
language?
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What, are you a theology student?
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No, that's a cliche, man. I just don't
like swear words.
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I'm Andre.
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Come on, man.
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Let me just, let me get you a cup of tea
or something.
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Oh, is this the gay come on? Oh, man,
that's another cliche.
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You have a very closed mind.
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He has been pointed out to me.
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You have an amazing touch.
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You're tense.
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What's going on?
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Michael, I just... It's impossible.
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I've been there every single time.
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It's just the sex is amazing. I mean,
the deepest, longest...
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Orgasms I've ever had.
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I'm gonna miss those.
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You don't have to.
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Please don't come up to me. I like you.
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I'm not coming on to you. Okay? I just
want to help.
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Your first chakra's blocked.
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My what?
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Chakra.
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They're energy centers.
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They need to be balanced.
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What should I do?
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I'll show you.
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You don't have to go back.
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Maybe not to Liz, but to someone.
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Sometime.
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Why?
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For all the reasons men want to be with
women.
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What are they?
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Putting me on.
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No. I'm a celibate.
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I've never been with a woman.
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That's my choice.
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What's that like?
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He's cool.
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Gaze into my eyes and know that I touch
you not to create arousal, but from an
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intention of joy and wonder.
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The ritual is ancient and beautiful and
will allow your deepest energies a
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profound surrender.
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Breathe deeply and think of earth, air,
water, and
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fire.
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As I gently touch you.
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Earth is the grounding touch.
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Air is soft and light.
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Water is flowing and emotional.
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And fire is passion.
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Let your resistance fall away as I
slowly touch your sacred spot.
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And know that the seed of your goddess
energy is in your heart.
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Feel my hand being a vessel of divine
meaning.
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Let all your female energies release.
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Water. Fire.
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Water.
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You were not going to create arousal. I
didn't.
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You did.
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You really did.
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This is so awkward.
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Wow.
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I just can't get her out of my head.
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Understood.
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Here's my thought.
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You're a mess.
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Live with it. My work here is done,
always good to see you.
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Why did I even bother opening up to you?
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Michael, I have been where you are now.
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I've had my heart broken.
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Once, by a female jockey.
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She was tiny, but cruel.
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I miss Liz, Luther.
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Of course you do. She's changed you.
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You really think so?
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Is it for the better? So far, no.
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Luther, if you were me, what would you
do?
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I'd get rid of this awful, bleak get
-up. I don't care for it.
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It's a joke. I'm trying to resuscitate
you.
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All right.
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I'm going to give you some priceless
advice my father passed along to me
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love and dignity.
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Be a man.
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Crawl back to her.
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Judd. He's here.
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What is he doing here? I thought we were
going out for drinks.
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We didn't make it definite.
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He's here. It's definite.
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What's that massage oil I smell?
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Are you something you want to tell me?
You know what?
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I'm really tired, Judd. It's been a long
day.
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One drink.
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Fine. But don't make yourself
comfortable.
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Bourbon? When did you start drinking
bourbon?
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Things change.
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Is that what you're looking for? Lawyer
drinks.
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What is your problem, Judd?
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You.
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You're different.
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Well, the only reason why you think I'm
different is because I'm not hanging out
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with you anymore.
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Maybe. But that's not the interesting
part.
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I watch you. You're off your game.
There's other stuff on your mind.
267
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Bullshit. That's your ego talking. No,
that's the detective who trained you
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talking.
269
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You still want to be a cop?
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That's what I am.
271
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Well, like you said, things change.
272
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:35,020
You know what? I'm really getting pissed
off right now because I thought you
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came here to try and fuck me.
274
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Liz,
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you know what? I'm going to tell you
something.
276
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I know what a great cop you are.
277
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So anything that takes your mind off of
that must be pretty damn good.
278
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Is anyone here?
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Hello.
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John?
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Daddy told me you were out of sorts
today.
282
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So, I thought... I'd re -sort you.
283
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:37,780
Hey, it's me coming over I need to see
you try yourself
284
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It doesn't get better than this.
285
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How do you know?
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I do.
287
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Well, you're wrong.
288
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It does get better.
289
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How is that possible?
290
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Because there's pancakes.
291
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And we didn't get any.
292
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My hop is always open.
293
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I missed you.
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I missed you more.
295
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My friend Luther said I've changed.
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And you're the reason.
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My friends say the same thing.
298
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Was I the reason?
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Yeah.
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Fuck.
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I know.
302
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They don't know what they're talking
about, do they?
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Totally.
19757
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