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What is this thing called love?
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This funny thing called love?
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Just who can solve its mystery?
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Why should it make a fool of me?
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I saw you there that wonderful day you
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took my love and threw it away and
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so I ask the Lord in heaven above what
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is this thing called love
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Turn around.
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Close enough.
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Ride me.
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Ride me.
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Yeah.
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Squeeze me.
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What? My cock.
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Squeeze it.
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No. Not with your hands.
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Squeeze from inside.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. Don't stop.
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Make a fist with it.
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Honey, come on.
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Please, that cunt.
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Did you say cunt? What?
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Hey. Hey, where'd you go?
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I don't care for that word.
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You don't have to.
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It's just a word. It's not an elderly
relative.
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Come on.
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Come back here.
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I gotta go.
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I have a 7 a .m. meeting I haven't
prepared for yet.
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You're leaving?
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You're kidding.
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Oh.
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You're upset.
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I don't like my flower being referred to
that way.
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Flower?
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Yes.
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Flower.
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Not cunt.
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It's just a word.
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Did I actually offend you?
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It was a little... indelicate.
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Oh, you mean dirty.
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Okay, dirty.
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You like dirty.
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Yes, but not filthy.
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Can we talk about something else?
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No. You know, someone once asked Woody
Allen if sex was supposed to be dirty,
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and he said only when it's done
properly.
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Yeah, you told me that when you tried to
do that other thing that I didn't like
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last Sunday. We got off.
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Is that all you care about?
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No.
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No, I care about the polar bears and the
death of the DVD, and I care about lots
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of other stuff. What?
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Michael, where are all these new ideas
coming from? These strange ways to have
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sex. I'm a modern man.
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I get pedicures.
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Something's changed.
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You've changed. Sex is different.
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It's always the same. What's the point?
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Michael, are you having an affair?
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How could you even ask that?
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If you are, just tell me, okay? I don't
want to be the last to know.
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An unexpected event will soon bring you
fortune.
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Fate is all bullshit.
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Things just happen. There's no design
unless you're rich or deluded, and I
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highly recommend both.
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I've had four great lovers in my life.
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Five, if I count myself.
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Here's the thing.
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Two were Oriental. I know they're called
Asians now, but Oriental is more
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mysterious than Asian, don't you think?
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As they kind of...
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Silk restraints, opium den vibe.
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Believe me, these two lovers were world
-class mysterious.
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I never knew their names. I never knew
what to expect.
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Each of them came up with variations.
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You know, moves, devices, false
identities, rope.
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Jesus, they were exciting.
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No surprise there. These people invented
gunpowder, for fuck's sake.
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God, I love rope.
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You want me to Google it? No, I want you
to Google me.
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Where do you learn how to eat pussy like
that? Online.
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Yodel University.
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Oh, you're amazing.
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Completely. Okay, I will not talk. I
want that cock in my ass.
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this morning.
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I love life.
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What's up?
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I think Michael's having an affair.
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Oh, what you should be talking to a
private eye, not me.
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Oh, you're my sexual Yoda.
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Oh, sexual problem.
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The thrill has gone off.
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No, no.
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He's insatiable. Oh, really?
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What do you have in mind, a sister act?
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I was joking, Jaws.
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Well... Does he smell different?
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You can always smell a woman on that
page.
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Lately, he's been doing weird things
during sex.
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Like what?
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Last night, he called my flower the C
-word.
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Your flower.
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Are you a botanist?
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Not himself, Pemi. I think he's getting
all of this stuff from another woman.
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What if it's... true.
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Then you either have to kill her or buy
her a little gift.
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Dog, for once in your life, go with the
flow.
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Go with the flow.
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Yeah, just go with the flow.
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Thanks, Pimmy.
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I gotta go.
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Go, go, do your thing. Yep.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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It's not a flower.
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It's a man -eating tiger.
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Bye.
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Luther.
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You serious about the sister act?
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Well, nothing's on the table.
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Family really is the backbone of
society.
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Must
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be
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Michael. And who are you?
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I am Isha.
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Come in.
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Where's Liz?
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She'll be here. I'm Asha. Hi.
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Whoa, what are you doing?
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We're preparing it. Don't worry.
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We'll guide you.
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You've got an answer?
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Uh -huh.
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Welcome.
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What's the occasion?
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Two months of not hearing anybody.
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I thought I was coming over for some
coffee.
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What's next?
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What isn't?
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You were right there and... I know.
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Well, it must have been Isha and Esha.
You were overstimulated.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, tell me again about the rickshaw
twins.
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They're all oil dots, shimmering in the
candle glow, moving ever closer to your
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throbbing... Luther, for God's sake, I'm
trying to tell you about my problem.
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Absolutely right.
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Mea culpa, mea culpa.
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Just give me a moment to complete the
thought.
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All done.
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Now, where were we?
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I couldn't get it up with Liz.
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It's an aberration.
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Yeah, but what if it's not?
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Well, then you're fucked.
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All right, that's good theory. Is there
anything...
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Bothering you.
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Jocelyn.
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I think she may be on to me about Liz.
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Question.
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How are you doing with Jocelyn?
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Fine. So the plot thickens in one part
of your life, but not the other.
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Luther,
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would you stop?
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What do I do?
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One word.
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The Nubian.
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The Nubian?
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Desperate times, desperate measures.
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Wait a second, wait a second, wait a
second. You're telling me these two
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are sliding up and down his person, and
nothing?
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Flat tire.
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Well, you know, men are very sensitive
creatures.
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Weary niggas.
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Something upsets us, it goes right to
our homepage.
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See? You women think that you have the
market cornered on feelings you do not.
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We are equally as vulnerable.
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Andrea Bocelli gives me chill.
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Puppies make me misty.
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Come on.
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Give some help here, Preston.
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What do you do when you're off your
game?
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I never help my game. All right, two
words.
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Visual stimulation.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Just wanted to say hi.
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I was going to make something to eat.
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You hungry?
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What do you have in mind?
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See what's there.
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That thought.
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How's the resolution in three?
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High def?
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Yeah.
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Who's this?
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2001. I'm watching Friends.
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In walks Jennifer Aniston, nipples
poking the cashmere.
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That's all it took.
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I broke up with my boyfriend, never
looked back.
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Hey, you come your way, I come mine.
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Hello.
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Hi, I'm... No name.
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What the modern world calls us has no
place here tonight.
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Okay. What are you drinking?
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Vodka. Oh, I prefer you not to drink.
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We need your senses alive and receptive.
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May I come in?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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So, how can I help you?
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Well, I just can't seem to... Say no.
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All
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you
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need to know is that I love the Penises.
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I love the way they look.
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And how they feel.
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And now you must let me see.
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Oh, my God.
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It's even more extraordinary than what I
thought.
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Oh, I love your cock.
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Well, we go way back.
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And it's so thick.
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Might be the light.
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Got halogen. No.
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I know everything about your cock.
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And it loves you.
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Feed it for me, please.
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My cock loves me. Good.
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God didn't like to hear you talk to it.
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Can you feel that energy?
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Can you feel that?
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Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.
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My cock loves me, my cock loves me, my
cock loves me.
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Breathe,
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breathe, breathe.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Oh, yeah. Come with me.
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This has never happened to me.
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I can't believe this.
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These things happen.
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Will you be okay?
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I don't need to be alone.
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Hey. The Nubian just called. I am beyond
upset.
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I'll be okay, Luther.
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I'll get over this.
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It's not about you.
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She's devastated. She's quitting the
business.
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Because of me?
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Couldn't you just fake it?
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Michael, minus the newbie, and I am out
here without a safety net. Thank you
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very much.
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We need to talk.
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We do?
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You think I don't know, but I do.
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What are we talking about?
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You.
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The affair you're having. The way you're
fucking me big time.
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Josh.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know what to say. Whoever could
bring that out in you must be one
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fucking amazing woman.
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And I know exactly who she is.
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You do?
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Me. You.
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You are fucking adorable.
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Is that a cock candle?
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Yes, yes it is.
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Don't tell me.
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Luther.
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Yes.
275
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,650
Come here and give me the real thing.
276
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:57,670
I'm gonna fuck you like you've been
fucking me.
277
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,830
So, out of the blue, it's back.
278
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,110
Kudos. What else is cooking?
279
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,370
Saul has been cooking.
280
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,550
It's been a nightmare.
281
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:16,610
It's off with Liz, suddenly I'm hard
with Jocelyn. I didn't even mention this
282
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:20,530
erection expert Luther sent me, this
seven -foot black chick.
283
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,390
Anubian. She can raise the dead.
284
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:29,310
No. She got me through two really bad
divorces. A little thick within a slump.
285
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,570
Well, it didn't work for me.
286
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:31,910
Yeah?
287
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,510
You're going to take that bad.
288
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:35,490
Come on, let's get a beer.
289
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:45,030
Hey, Pop.
290
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,550
You've had affairs, right?
291
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,650
Huh? Why do you want to know?
292
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:51,310
Does it ever make you feel guilty?
293
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:54,250
To the point where it killed your sex
life?
294
00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,590
Nothing kills my sex life.
295
00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:01,690
You shoot me dead, my cock could just
grow a new body and keep on going.
296
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,530
It was a serious question.
297
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:07,230
You probably just got some emotional
thing blocking your cock.
298
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:08,830
You know, like girls get.
299
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:09,989
Thank you, Pop.
300
00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,290
I feel much better now.
301
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,150
Came by to get some insight from my
father. He tells me I'm a girl.
302
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:16,929
I'm gonna go.
303
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:18,470
No, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay.
304
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:23,410
What's that, um... What do they call it
in the military?
305
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:29,080
An exit strategy. You got an exit
strategy from this affair with the cop?
306
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,560
No. Yeah, there you have it. Have a
watch. The reason your telescope works
307
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,180
Jaws and doesn't work with the cop.
308
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,920
You're going to love this. This is the
kind of touchy -feely stuff that mental
309
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,960
men like you adore.
310
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,280
Okay.
311
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,660
Was you and Liz.
312
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:49,700
Something important is happening. You're
getting to know each other. Something
313
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,700
real.
314
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,020
If you don't have an exit strategy, then
it's not an affair.
315
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,880
And if it's not an affair, your cock is
in over his head.
316
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,060
So it's running for cover. Like a
scalded dog.
317
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,200
You've got to remember, son, your cock
is Einstein.
318
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,200
You're just a chalkboard.
319
00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:26,950
Hey. Hey.
320
00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:29,550
Hey, counselor.
321
00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:31,350
What's going on?
322
00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:33,470
Abigail told me you were here.
323
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,910
There's something I need to talk to you
about.
324
00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:38,390
Yeah?
325
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:42,910
It's bothering me that I couldn't
perform with you.
326
00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:48,050
It's like if I didn't bowl 300 every
time, you'd find another alley or
327
00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,050
something.
328
00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:50,930
It's not like that.
329
00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:53,150
What is it like?
330
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:54,890
I don't know.
331
00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:56,850
You and me.
332
00:23:57,090 --> 00:23:58,090
So?
333
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:02,590
Why is it just something to slip into
when we want to take the top down and
334
00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:03,590
us out?
335
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:05,670
You're not disappointed?
336
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,750
Are you kidding?
337
00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:10,590
The way we've been going, I'm surprised
it didn't break off.
338
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,510
Maybe it just bought us a little time.
339
00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,450
Hey.
340
00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:20,430
What are you so scared of?
341
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:21,810
Same thing you are.
342
00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:23,930
Us.
343
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:29,740
Then let's go, uh, go away and we'll
just spend time with you and me.
344
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:45,380
Oh, there's your friend.
345
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,020
Ah,
346
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,620
love the way you kiss.
347
00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:57,310
I scored big in the mouth -to -mouth at
the academy.
348
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,670
Did you ever think this was more than
just an affair?
349
00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:04,850
I always did.
350
00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:06,730
What is it?
351
00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:10,970
It's the galaxy far, far away.
352
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,110
Did they have erections there?
353
00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:16,030
Oh, big ones. Yep.
354
00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:18,990
So as long as we're being honest.
355
00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:20,590
Yeah?
356
00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:22,870
They're never used.
357
00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,110
Falling alley metaphor again.
358
00:25:25,570 --> 00:25:27,330
It just deepens everyone.
359
00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:31,770
Hmm. Okay.
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