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What's so interesting? Let me see.
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Sleeping with my wife?
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You...
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Oh my god!
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You, you...
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What the hell are you doing to me?
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You sleep with my wife and want to hit me too?
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Let go of me right now!
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I'm not done with you!
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If you want a child, stop yelling.
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A child? What child?
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You son of a bitch!
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What?
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You wanna cuckold me right in front of my face?
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Let me go!
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What are you talking about?
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I can cure your impotence.
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Impotence? You're the impotent one!
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Oh really, you wretched woman!
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You even told this pretty boy about that?
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Are you done acting crazy?
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Talking trash!
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Brother Wu Ming is a divine doctor.
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He was just performing acupuncture on me.
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He can help us have a child.
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A child of our very own.
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Do you take me for a fool?
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Think how much money I've spent,
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how many famous doctors I've seen,
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how many strong drugs I've taken. Nothing worked.
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Now I think there's something wrong with me mentally.
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The moment I'm in bed with you, I lose all confidence.
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When I first took the drugs, I thought they worked.
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Now I'm completely lifeless.
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No confidence.
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Afraid of failing.
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You want confidence?
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Fine!
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I'll give it to you.
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Stop bragging.
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I know what I'm capable of.
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Let me go!
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Or I'm not done with you!
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Fatty.
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Go to the door, don't let anyone in.
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Be careful!
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I'm not done with you!
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Ignite Shenshu, open the Gate of Life,
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let the true energy flow...
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Open!
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The Eight Liao open and close like a floodgate.
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Dragon and Tiger meet, Ren and Du meridians connect.
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Twin needles at Huiyang stabilize the great sea.
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Yongquan breaks through the nine heavens.
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Genuine Qi pours back into the dantian.
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Rise!
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Honey, you're standing up!
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I feel terrifyingly strong right now.
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I could punch through the Earth!
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So amazing!
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Brother Wu Ming, your great kindness...
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I'll be indebted to you for life.
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But right now,
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I have something huge to take care of.
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Gotta go, gotta go!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Come on, shut the door, shut it!
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Honey!
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Sweetheart!
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I can't wait any longer!
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Brother Ming!
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Look at this!
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The news!
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Breaking news!
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National goddess Jiang Feifei,
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superstar offers a huge reward to save her mom.
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An astronomical amount!
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Mom and I have depended on each other since I was little.
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She's the only support in my life,
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and the whole reason I work so hard.
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As long as someone can save my mother,
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I'm willing to pay any price.
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Anything.
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Brother Ming,
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if you can cure Jiang Feifei's mother,
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and get her to endorse our Chinese Daoist Medical Hall,
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won't we become famous all over Mancheng,
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and take the world by storm?
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Plus, Brother Ming,
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she said she'd pay any price.
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Anything.
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Do you know what "anything" means?
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Don't you want
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Jiang Feifei as a superstar sister-in-law?
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To cure her mother's illness,
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the root still lies with Jiang Feifei herself.
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Her manager's number is on here.
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Don't miss this chance!
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We're sorry.
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The number you dialed is switched off.
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Please try again later.
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It's switched off.
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Makes sense.
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With all of Jiang Feifei's fans,
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their spit alone could drown a person.
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The moment she released that number,
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it must've been flooded with calls.
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Got excited for nothing.
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Alright, alright.
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Focus on your actual business.
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Tomorrow you're visiting your girlfriend's family.
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Shouldn't you prepare some decent gifts
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greet your father-in-law & mother-in-law?
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Use up all your savings,
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give it your all,
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and make a great impression.
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Don't worry, Brother Ming.
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I'll definitely give it my all,
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Intimidate father-in-law & mother-in-law!
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Wait, no.
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I mean, put on a great performance,
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and break through the Earth!
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Oh, stop it.
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Brother Ming,
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I still have a bit of savings on hand.
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Let me treat you to a nice meal later.
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Sure.
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Look here.
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Account balance: 86.
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You call that savings?
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Are you going for broke,
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or just humiliating yourself?
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Brother Ming, no deliveries for months.
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I burned through all my old savings.
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Who would marry their daughter to you?
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Wouldn't that just ruin her life?
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Brother Ming,
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you can't just abandon me!
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I-I promise,
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from now on,
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I'll definitely work my hardest,
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burn the midnight oil,
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fear no hardship,
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and fill our medical hall's coffers!
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B-b-but right now,
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I-I don't have a cent.
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I...
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I can't go empty-handed, can I?
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Brother Ming, you gotta help me this time!
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Fine.
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You've got no fortune in your fate.
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Just this once, alright?
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The Gate of Life from Qian hides in Dui,
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the Wealth Star in Kan meets the Azure Dragon.
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Two or three li to the northwest,
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where water and fire converge in harmony.
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Brother Ming, what do you mean?
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If we win money today,
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I'll take you to buy a bag later.
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You got it, bro!
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Brother Ming,
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you're gonna make me rich!
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Cut the chatter.
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Let's go.
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Beautiful, lend me a few chips to play.
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Security!
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Someone's causing trouble.
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Misunderstanding!
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How many chips for my 3,000-yuan scooter?
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Consider these chips a loan.
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But you have to pay me back ten chips.
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Or your scooter becomes mine.
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You're after my little scooter, aren't you?
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Fine, ten it is.
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Let's go.
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Brother Ming,
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I'll go look around first.
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Qian's White Tiger holds the golden dice,
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Dui's Greedy Wolf swallows the jade hook.
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Li's fire burns the baccarat tables,
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Kan's water claims the roulette wheel.
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Zhen's towering wood splits the pai gow,
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Xun's wind shatters the slot machines.
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Kun's earth breeds gold, dice cup settles,
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Gen's mountain crushes all gamblers' woes.
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Place your bets, everyone.
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Stand next to the pretty lady.
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Boosts your luck in romance.
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You'll definitely win.
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Stand right here. Don't move an inch.
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This spot, Kun earth gives birth to metal.
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Steady wins the game.
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Brother Ming.
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What number should I bet on?
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The Kun position is solid. Bet whatever.
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Even a small bet can win big.
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Alright.
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Let's give it a shot.
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Trade the scooter for a Lamborghini.
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I'll bet on 17 points.
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Lucky number.
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Young man, you must be new here.
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Do you even know the rules?
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Do you know how rare 17 points is?
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Playing all night long,
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hitting it once would be a true blessing.
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You're throwing your money down the drain.
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Take it back.
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Buddy.
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Take some advice.
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Switch it up quick.
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Just bet big or small. Much better.
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With this,
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you're just handing money to the dealer.
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Yeah.
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Th-this...
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Brother Ming.
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Should I switch my bet?
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No more bets.
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Once placed, it stays.
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Don't you know the casino rules?
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Leave it.
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But...
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Hey, boss.
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Have you made up your mind yet?
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Everyone's waiting for the reveal.
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Quit stalling. Open it up.
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Let this rookie pay his tuition.
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Open, open, open!
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I'll bet on 17 points.
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With Brother Ming here,
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fortune favors the bold.
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Open it!
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Open, open!
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Open, open, open!
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Open it now!
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Open it!
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Open!
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It really is 17 points!
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Brother Ming!
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17 points!
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No way.
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17 points!
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Your luck is unbelievable!
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I've never lost when it comes to luck.
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Brother Ming,
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I think you're terrifyingly strong right now.
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Place your bets, everyone.
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Brother Ming, what should I bet next?
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Stand next to that girl. Bet anything.
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What should we bet this round?
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I'll bet small.
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It must be small.
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What do you say we bet?
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What are you doing?
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This yellow one suits you.
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Alright then.
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Hold on, young man.
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You're getting cockier each time!
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Do you know how rare triples are?
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Way harder than getting 17 points!
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My money, my call.
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All in.
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You're going all in?
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I can't tell if you're stupid,
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or just plain stupid.
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You know what this is called?
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This is called
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making big moves.
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If triples come up this round,
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I'll give you all my chips.
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You mean it?
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Of course.
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With so many witnesses here,
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you think I'd back out?
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But if it doesn't come up,
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you crawl around this table twice.
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Deal.
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I'll take it.
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Alright.
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Pretty lady,
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why don't you go all in with me?
283
00:11:48,139 --> 00:11:49,659
What if we hit it?
284
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,100
Okay.
285
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,259
Since you're so bold,
286
00:11:52,259 --> 00:11:53,820
I'll bet just a tiny bit with you.
287
00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:03,639
Hey, beautiful
288
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,840
Knees weak from seeing a handsome guy?
289
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,799
Be careful
290
00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:07,879
Don't bump into the table
291
00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:09,539
It would break my heart
292
00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:11,200
Quit stalling
293
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,559
Hurry up and reveal them
294
00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:14,399
I'm gonna make him crawl under the table
295
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:15,980
What are you waiting for?
296
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:24,320
Open them, open them!
297
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:24,740
Fine
298
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:25,460
I'll open them now.
299
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,399
Open, open, open!
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