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Showing off really gets you struck by lightning.
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Why did I have to show off?
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Rourou.
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Dating her,
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wouldn't that be nice?
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Maybe I should go back.
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But...
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I'm single anyway.
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I'll go back.
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And have a proper relationship.
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Sounds good.
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Darling,
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what are you two doing?
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Is this the man who has you head over heels?
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This guy?
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That's right.
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What's he got?
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He's not as handsome as me.
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Not as rich as me.
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And he can't even dance like me.
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You picked him over me?
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Why?
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You said I'm ugly,
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I could take it.
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You said I'm poor,
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I could take it.
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You said I can't dance,
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uncles and grannies might take it.
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But Master Fat can't take it!
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I'll kill you!
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I'll kill you too!
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You wanna fight?
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Let's have it out.
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Fight my ass!
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Don't do this.
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Come on, fight me!
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Bro!
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Come on, hit me!
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Bro,
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let's talk this out, calm down.
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Bro!
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Let's see who's tougher,
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you or my gun.
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Calm down!
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Jack, are you insane?
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Damn!
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He's serious!
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Now he's a dead man.
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You'll have to choose me.
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You lunatic!
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Darling!
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Is anyone there?
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Anyone?
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Help! Is anyone there?
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Brother Qian!
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Brother Qian, hang in there!
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Brother Qian, you can't die!
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Brother Qian!
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Hold on!
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When you shielded me just now,
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weren't you afraid of dying?
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I was.
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But I'm more afraid of losing you.
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Brother Qian, you can't die!
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You're my only hope in this world.
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Brother Qian,
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how can I live without you?
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Brother Qian, hang in there!
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I'm begging you, Brother Qian!
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Silly girl.
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Brother Qian, Brother Qian!
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Brother Qian, don't scare me!
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Brother Qian, you can't die!
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Go find Brother Ming.
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Only Brother Ming can save me.
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You can't die!
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I'm begging you!
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Wu Ming has made his move.
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No matter what,
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you must stall him for fifteen minutes.
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The point of stalling him
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is to keep him from saving anyone.
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Wouldn't it be better to tear that fat man to pieces,
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so there's no one to save.
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Are you questioning my decision?
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Yun'er wouldn't dare.
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Yun'er knows her mistake.
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Remember,
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at least fifteen minutes.
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As you command.
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I must've run into a damn ghost.
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This is a straight road,
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how did I end up back here?
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Driver.
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This is my stop.
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Take this money,
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but don't open it.
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This...
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The fifteenth of August.
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A time for family reunion.
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On the road of no return,
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unwilling to cross the river,
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bitterly waiting for my lord.
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He hurries here.
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Now that my lord has come,
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why not follow me
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to the underworld?
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Come out.
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My lord,
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we've prepared the song 'Crossing the River of Forgetfulness' for you.
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Wishing my lord
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an early ascension.
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The five tones deafen the ear.
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The five colors blind the eye.
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Yama's Ten Ultimates: Incantation of Lust.
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So that's it.
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So much for the heir of Taoist Medicine.
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He's nothing special.
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Before the sea of lust and sin,
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he turns into a puddle of mush.
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Master went to such trouble to deal with him,
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yet we took him down so easily.
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Every man has desires.
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He is now drowning in desire, unable to free himself.
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Now, let's send him to the underworld.
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You broke free from the prison of lust.
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Since this technique was perfected,
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no one has ever escaped it.
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You're not a man.
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Desire is the source of all sin.
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You ignite others' desires,
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making them slaves to sin.
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You deserve to die.
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Pupils fully dilated.
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No spontaneous breathing.
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No heartbeat.
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No pulse.
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Time of clinical death:
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23:47.
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You...
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What are you saying?
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What time of death?
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Prepare the body.
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Yes.
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I won't let you touch him!
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Ma'am, please calm down.
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He's already dead.
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What you're doing is pointless.
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Please cooperate with us.
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The person we're waiting for hasn't arrived.
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He said his brother could save him.
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None of you are touching him today.
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He's already de—
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I'm here.
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Brother Wu Ming!
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You're finally here.
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What's the situation?
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A foreigner shot him earlier.
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Kunka,
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take her to give a statement.
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Come with me.
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Let's go.
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Examine the body.
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What are you doing?
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Who said you could touch the body?
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Get your filthy hands off!
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Step back immediately,
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or I'll charge you with disturbing the scene
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and desecrating a corpse.
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He's not a corpse.
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He can still be saved.
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Still be saved?
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Captain Meng,
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this lunatic is causing trouble.
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I'm going to cuff him and take him in.
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Assaulting a police officer?
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Put your hands up!
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Put the gun down.
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He's my friend.
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He's here to assist with our case.
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Captain Meng.
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You just...
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Put the gun down.
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That's an order.
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Don't let anyone disturb me.
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Don't worry.
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Captain Meng.
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This is against the rules.
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What is he doing?
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Is this an autopsy or desecration?
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Enough, not another word.
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I'll take responsibility if anything happens.
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What?
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The bullet actually came out!
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Can you please tell me...
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how on earth did you do that?
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Are you some kind of magician?
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What's the principle behind it?
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Take his shoes off.
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Why should I...
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Fine.
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Let's see what kind of trick you're playing.
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This is Wu Ming.
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Within twenty minutes,
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deliver seven bronze lamps to the Zhonghua Daoyi Hall.
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Where'd he go?
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Why are you still here?
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He...
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Where's the body?
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How did the body disappear?
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Your friend and the body are both gone.
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Captain Meng.
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Your friend is a bit strange.
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I don't have any friends.
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You've been on the job for years now.
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Are you still this careless with your words?
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Get that body back.
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