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This assassin comes and goes like a ghost.
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I can't be on guard every moment.
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Only by setting up Qimen Dunjia protection
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can I rest easy.
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Rest, Life, Wound, Block,
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View, Death, Shock, Open.
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Eight Gates Golden Lock!
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The First White Greedy Wolf guards the Qian Palace.
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The Second Black Giant Gate guards the Xun Wind.
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The Fourth Green Wenqu transforms Tianquan.
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Yellow Lianzhen,
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break the central palace!
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Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen,
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Xun, Li, Kun, Dui.
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Dunjia,
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Open!
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Hubby.
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Why are you hiding in my room?
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It's late at night,
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with just the two of us alone.
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Look at my figure.
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Isn't it nice and curvy?
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Get out.
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Or else I'll...
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Don't you have any sense of decency?
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I'm just teasing you.
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I'm wearing something underneath.
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Scaredy-cat.
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I have to say,
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Wu Ming,
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you're way too adorable.
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You're blushing all the way down to your neck.
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You...
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The Great Island people
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are way too bold.
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Cultural difference.
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More like a cultural gap.
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It's hard to understand.
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You...
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I set up Qimen Dunjia. How did you get in?
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Sir,
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I've been here since noon.
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I was waiting to share your bed,
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but then,
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you hit me so hard.
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You...
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Are you all right?
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Do I look all right to you?
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I just wanted to warm your bed,
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and you nearly killed me!
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We Chinese are very traditional.
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We don't do this sort of thing.
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Traditional?
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How traditional?
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You and Miss Su,
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within ten minutes of meeting her,
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you were already doing that.
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Is that your tradition too?
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How do you know about that?
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Well,
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Fatty,
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just couldn't keep his mouth shut.
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That damn fatso blabs about everything.
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That was an accident.
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Don't read too much into it.
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And don't pull this kind of stunt again.
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You can say that again.
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I wouldn't dare do it again.
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I'd like to live a few more years.
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Sir,
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get some rest.
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Maybe I did
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hit her a little too hard.
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The Wu family avoids karmic ties.
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So I'll drag you into this cage of karma.
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From now on,
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you'll have a weakness.
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Dealing with you
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will be much easier.
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Let's have a drink.
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Come on, dig in.
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Please, save my mom!
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Save my mom!
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She's already dead.
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You're a miracle doctor!
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I'm begging you.
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Save my mom!
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I'll pay any price.
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There's nothing I can do.
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Cursed Lone Star
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Doomed to harm those close to you.
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The calamities in your fate
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are far worse than tonight's misfortune.
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They will cling like maggots to bone,
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slowly eroding all that you cherish,
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bringing you pain tenfold, a hundredfold.
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But since you've been tainted by my karma,
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if you're willing to take me as your master,
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then I shall
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shield you from this storm.
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The dead cannot be brought back to life.
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This is the iron law of heaven and earth.
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Though I cannot bring her back,
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I can
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let you see her one last time.
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Mom...
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Wandering soul,
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where do you linger?
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In wilderness and wasteland,
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in temples, mountains, or forests.
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The three souls grow faint,
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the seven spirits sink low.
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Frightened by strange specters,
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the true soul is lost.
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The Heaven Gate opens,
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the Earth Gate opens,
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A soul-guiding boy from a thousand miles.
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By the order of the Three Pure Ones,
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swiftly, as the law commands!
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O soul,
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return!
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Mom!
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Tingting.
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Mom!
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What's wrong, darling?
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Who... who...
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Who's your darling?
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You...
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Oh my god, this is horrifying!
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I must be dreaming.
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Darling, I have to tell you,
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you're really not dreaming.
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Your performance last night was incredible.
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You... you...
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Stop talking.
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Just pretend I was never here, okay?
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Are you trying to be a scumbag?
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Last night was my first time!
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You want money, right?
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I... I have money.
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I'll... I'll give it to you.
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I'll give you all my money.
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I don't want your money.
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Then what do you want?
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I want you.
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We... we're not even the same species.
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We can't be together.
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I...
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I'm afraid of the dark!
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See ya!
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Let me introduce myself.
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I'm the chieftain's daughter,
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Epona.
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I can tell.
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Very Ebola.
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It's Epona!
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You think you're funny?
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What exactly do you want?
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Where I come from,
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a man and woman who sleep together must marry.
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Unless you want my whole tribe hunting you down...
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Holy crap...
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I...
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I mean...
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I...
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I have to go home and tell my mom.
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Sure.
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But...
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What are you doing?
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Darling, you may leave now.
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Is this how you treat your honey?
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Don't worry, it's not poisonous.
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It just works as a tracker.
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No matter where you hide,
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the bond of our love can never be severed.
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Today,
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your master shall help you Sink Qi to the Dantian.
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Hey, guys,
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Could you stop following me so closely?
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I'm not a national treasure.
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With you tailing me like this,
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I feel really uncomfortable.
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Master.
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We're your personal bodyguard team.
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Guaranteeing your absolute safety 24/7.
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It's our duty.
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Guys,
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you're really hilarious.
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In such a dangerous situation yesterday,
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why didn't you protect me?
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I went deep,
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deep into the darkness.
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Pitch black, an absolute mess.
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Master, rest assured.
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We've conducted a full risk assessment.
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It's impossible for her
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to pose any danger or harm to you.
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Moreover,
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last night you initiated
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the intimate engagement.
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We have no right to interfere
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with the Master's private leisure activities.
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There goes my lifelong reputation.
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Su Wan and I have a pure doctor-patient relationship.
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That was just an accident.
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Men.
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Take what they want, then deny everything.
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Turning their backs
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faster than flipping a page.
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You!
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In any case,
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your business with Miss Su,
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everyone in our clinic, top to bottom,
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collectively disapproves.
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We don't agree with it.
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This is ridiculous.
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Ming Ming.
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They don't like you,
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but I like you.
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I made these noodles specially for you.
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It's my secret recipe.
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I won't eat it.
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Might be poisoned.
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Why haven't you left yet?
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I forgot to officially inform you.
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I'm officially moving into the Chinese Taoist Clinic.
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Starting today,
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we're colleagues who'll see each other daily.
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Surprised?
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Shocked?
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Do you even know medicine?
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Of course.
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All kinds of impotence and premature ejaculation,
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weak kidneys and frail bodies,
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I can treat any and all men's health issues.
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Ming Ming,
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how about I give you
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a thorough full-body examination?
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It's free.
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Be serious.
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This is a clinic.
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You're no fun.
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Let me tell you,
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I'm way more useful than an ordinary physician.
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In Hokkaido,
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at the foot of Nagano's Mount Fuji, I own three herb mountains.
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All kinds of naturally grown top-tier herbs,
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whatever you need.
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Physicians and medicine working together
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makes the work so much easier.
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So tell me,
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isn't that important?
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Fine, fine, fine.
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From now on, quality control
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will be your responsibility.
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But there's no salary.
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This lady here
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is investing as a shareholder.
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