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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:23,010 What is this thing called love? 2 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:28,970 This funny thing called love? 3 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:35,450 Just who can solve its mystery? 4 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:42,770 Why should it make a fool of me? 5 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:49,820 I saw you there that wonderful day you 6 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:56,520 took my love and threw it away and 7 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:03,240 so I ask the Lord in heaven above what 8 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,000 is this thing called love 9 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:33,070 I only wish all of our clients were such a delight, Alana. 10 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:34,450 Lovely evening. 11 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:37,690 Considering we spent dinner plotting out how to spill the blood of that 12 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:38,690 predatory prick. 13 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:41,130 Two P -words in a row. I'm approaching threshold. 14 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:43,710 Alana, you do $300 million a year. 15 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:45,130 You're a target. 16 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,590 You're Nardi Dream's bra is a runaway hit. It was inevitable somebody was 17 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,329 to rip it off. 18 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:50,330 Well said, Michael. 19 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:52,050 Win the lawsuit for me, guys. 20 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:57,670 I want that bastard's balls shriveling in a small jar in a hot room. 21 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:00,110 We'll make this go away a lot. 22 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,850 Are you staring at my breasts, Luther? 23 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:08,190 No, just marveling at the engineering brilliance of your naughty dreams. 24 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:09,970 I'm not wearing a bra. 25 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:11,630 Oh, brilliant. 26 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:15,590 Bye now. 27 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,150 What a good person she is. 28 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:23,890 Yeah, other than being a power -crazed, over -sexed, castrating bitch. 29 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:26,410 Over -sexed? I didn't know that. 30 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:32,930 Since she's one of our biggest clients, I suppose I shouldn't sleep with her, 31 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:35,910 right? You shouldn't sleep with her because she'd snap your dick off and use 32 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:39,650 as a cat toy. Did you see how her nipples were pointed right at me when 33 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:40,650 vicious was arrived? 34 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,390 I'm not just imagining things here, Michael. 35 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:49,470 They were making direct eye contact with me and saying, Luther, we're in here 36 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,750 and we're all alone. 37 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:54,850 Yes, we want to come out and have some fun. We need a friend. 38 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,390 Oh, my God! 39 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,680 You own a ski condo? I did that weekend. 40 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,780 Oh, that's the squirter, the one I told you about. 41 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:13,120 Loads of fun, loads of laundry. 42 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:17,520 Luther, we've got a bar in here and some nasty DVDs from Iceland. 43 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,740 Come say hi. 44 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,320 Iceland. 45 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,440 Sir, 46 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,480 are you Michael Strathmore? 47 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,860 Yes, what's going on? 48 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,040 You're under arrest. 49 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,440 For what? 50 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,340 I have a bench warrant. Do you have an attorney? 51 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:42,620 I am an attorney. 52 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,800 Now, see here, officer. I can vouch for Mr. Strathmore. What's the charge? 53 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,080 Sir, are you interfering with an arresting officer? 54 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,120 Are those girls underage? 55 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,600 Absolutely not. They're part of a church group. 56 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,560 What's your badge number, officer? 57 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,580 It's okay. I'll handle this, Luther. 58 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,140 Oh. 59 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,520 He'll handle it. 60 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,760 Entertainment Tonight is going to love this. 61 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,400 Down we go. Down the hatch. 62 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,140 And they're really going to love this. 63 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,820 Oh, nipple can you see me? Nipple can you hear me? 64 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,060 My second wife never cared for gambling. 65 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:29,060 Probably because she was too young to get into the casinos. 66 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,660 Anyway, not to get too deep here because I hate that shit. 67 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:35,050 It's all a big gamble anyway, isn't it? 68 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:39,590 I mean, what are the odds I'm going to fall in love with a car show model and 69 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,230 want to get married for the eighth time? 70 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:44,430 Fate is one crazy motherfucker. 71 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:48,630 It's like I tell Michael, you spin the wheel, the ball falls where it may. 72 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,630 Fate could give a fat fuck what you think. 73 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:57,190 Boy, you know we're all wearing heavy makeup in a box anyway, so let go of the 74 00:04:57,190 --> 00:04:58,190 handlebars. 75 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:00,670 Why did you blindfold me? What is this? 76 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:01,970 What am I being... 77 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:03,550 Escorted to my own murder? 78 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:05,830 Hey, shut up! 79 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,190 You're in trouble. 80 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,070 A lot of trouble. 81 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:17,070 Hey, officer. 82 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,810 You ever heard of police brutality? 83 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,010 Is murder enough for you? 84 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:24,570 You're lions. 85 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:26,990 It's just imagination. 86 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,290 I don't have an imagination. 87 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,160 I'm a lawyer, remember? 88 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,820 Go ahead, I'll just eat you. 89 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:49,360 Go ahead, I missed you, fuck. 90 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,140 Fuck. You know what it's been asking about, man? 91 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,640 We're at the fucking zoo. 92 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,320 Yeah, you're like, yeah. 93 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,820 Great idea, Jane. 94 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:14,960 I can't stay 95 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:15,960 away from you. 96 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,700 Not that good. 97 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:01,540 Got me wet. 98 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,600 Are you okay? 99 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,820 Yeah. What is it? 100 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:12,820 I'm good. 101 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,700 You were better a minute ago. 102 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:19,160 You worry too much. Tell me I'm wrong, I'll stop asking. 103 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,080 How old were you when you got your first kiss? 104 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,680 You got a problem with the way I kiss? 105 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,900 You can do some work. 106 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,680 Listen, I gotta get back on shift, so, um, get out of here. 107 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:36,740 Just go. 108 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:40,800 Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,420 Let me out up there. 110 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,500 Why? I'll run you back to the restaurant to get your car. 111 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,460 I'll walk. I feel like getting some air. 112 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:50,340 You're pissed. 113 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,160 I can tell because your sentences get clipped and impersonal. 114 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:56,090 You never told me I kissed like a fucking amateur. 115 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,910 I never compared you to an amateur. 116 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:01,510 Your lips are kind of weird, that's all. 117 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:03,410 Everybody's asymmetrical. 118 00:08:03,590 --> 00:08:04,810 What are you, head of the genome project? 119 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,030 I don't want to hear anymore. 120 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:08,530 Fine. If I kissed like you, I would want details. 121 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:11,490 Well, I'm not you, for which I am grateful for. Now pull over. 122 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:13,150 Where's my pants? 123 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,790 No! Just throw my pants out the goddamn window! 124 00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:19,890 No, no, no. That's not funny. 125 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:21,170 What are you, 12? 126 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:23,350 Stop the goddamn car. 127 00:08:32,549 --> 00:08:35,230 You think I'm too self -conscious to walk around without my pants on? 128 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:38,350 You think you can control me through my pants? 129 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:39,630 What pants? 130 00:08:40,030 --> 00:08:41,850 Go to hell! Oh, I'm already there. 131 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:43,150 Don't expect to see me. 132 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:47,090 Y 'all be laying low so me and my deformed lips aren't out in public 133 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:48,090 children. 134 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:07,220 I once got into a four -hour argument with a nice man about fellatio and 135 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:11,940 communism. She swore she didn't swallow unless the man gave to Soviet charities. 136 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,020 I told her she was an extortionist. 137 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,140 But I love sucking cock. 138 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,780 That's good fucking weed. 139 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,880 They say the measure of a first -class mind is the ability to entertain two 140 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,780 opposing thoughts at the same time. 141 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:31,890 I think the measure of a first -class mind is knowing when to tell someone to 142 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:32,890 kiss your ass. 143 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:37,090 People never argue about what they're arguing about. It's all just symbolic. 144 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,630 I say cut to the chase, swallow, and get on with it. 145 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,630 God, I'm going to be late. 146 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:51,030 You didn't sleep last night. I could hear you tossing and turning. 147 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:54,190 You smell like the veld. I fucked in a zoo. I've got to go. 148 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:54,999 A zoo? 149 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,240 Okay, give me some more details here so I can burn off my antidepressants. 150 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,880 It's a kissing problem, okay? You happier now? 151 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,640 He accused you of that? I mean, that's totally insensitive. No, I accused him. 152 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:07,220 You don't like the way he kisses. 153 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,520 You have no future. 154 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,620 Is it like he's licking stamps? 155 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,520 No, he's got some technique and subtlety. 156 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,540 I told him it's the lip alignment problem. 157 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,860 Which was bullshit. 158 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,640 Total. 159 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,680 So you're saying that you're kissing him better than he's kissing you? 160 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,040 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 161 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,540 Sometimes the person who feels most holds back most. 162 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,960 He's a lawyer. He doesn't know what he feels. 163 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,060 His lips do. 164 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,140 This is my... 165 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:55,550 Absolute conviction that if we are going to mount... Don't say mount. ...a 166 00:10:55,550 --> 00:11:00,650 proper defense for Alana, who is the future of really suggestive underwear in 167 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:05,390 America, hereinafter referred to as Silky Wack Coffee, and assure her a 168 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:09,190 courtroom victory, at which time she will become a billionaire and my third 169 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:13,170 wife, we need to have a more intimate understanding of her product line. 170 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,350 Blah, blah. You just like touching that stuff. 171 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,940 What's the matter with you? You're so pissy this morning. In trouble in 172 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:25,020 She is sexy, by the way. She into threesomes? Her, me, the squirter? 173 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,420 I'll bring my own top. 174 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,700 You know what she's into? 175 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,300 Hurting my feelings. 176 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,600 She told me I kissed bad. Really? 177 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,200 No one ever said that to me before. 178 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,500 It's over between us. 179 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,640 Bad kissing is the kiss of death. 180 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,600 What's your, uh, style? 181 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,340 What do you mean? 182 00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:46,370 You're kissing style. 183 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:49,450 Show me. I've kissed a few women. I'm objective. 184 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:54,270 I'm not going to kiss you. Oh, come on, Michael. 185 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:59,230 This is for your own good. I don't derive any erotic pleasure from it. 186 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,130 Take charge. 187 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,570 You tilt left or right? 188 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,860 Right. Lovely. 189 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,500 Oh, very nice cologne, by the way. Thank you. Tongue? 190 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,699 Not right now. 191 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,100 Understood. My lips are yours. 192 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,820 One more go. Need more data. 193 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:36,920 It was good. 194 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,620 But not great. 195 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,520 I feel fulfilled. 196 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,840 You're not just saying that? 197 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,760 Now that we've kissed, maybe you're... 198 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,130 Afraid to hurt my feelings? 199 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:50,530 No, I think you're a very good kisser, Michael. However, I do have one tip. 200 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:51,970 If I may. 201 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,850 It's nice. 202 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,910 What was that thing you were doing? Suction. 203 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,350 Suction? Suction. 204 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,090 It's your friend. 205 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,110 Relax. I'm an arm. 206 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,720 Nice place. 207 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,900 Whatever looks good is my sister's idea. 208 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,000 She's the one with the taste. 209 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,160 You're saying you don't have taste? 210 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,660 I'm the girl with the gun. 211 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,840 Taste isn't my strength. 212 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,640 What is? 213 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,560 Going too far? 214 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:16,020 Look, I invited you here to apologize to you. 215 00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:17,830 And your lips. 216 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:21,630 And maybe later your cock. 217 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,290 What is it? Do I scare you? 218 00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:28,090 A little. 219 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,850 I feel like you see right through me. 220 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:34,870 I just have intense eye contact. 221 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,090 You've intense everything. 222 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:38,730 I'm trying to work on that. 223 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,810 I... I lied to you. 224 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:49,350 The other night, what I said about your lips. 225 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:54,010 When I thought about it, I realized maybe it was me. 226 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,590 Come in, Rita. 227 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,310 I'm not too early, am I? 228 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,590 You must be Michael. 229 00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:04,890 I'm Rita. 230 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:08,930 What's going on? 231 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:11,370 Rita's an old friend. 232 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,850 I invited her here to give her some perspective. 233 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,760 Like I said, maybe it wasn't me. 234 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,130 the exact moment that I met Vic at the auto show. 235 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:22,690 I was gesturing at the new Lexus. 236 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,430 No. 237 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:26,490 That was it. 238 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:31,750 And he walks past in his sexy flight jacket and he looks just like Val Kilmer 239 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,529 a Top Gun. 240 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:36,250 And he sees me and he says, I think I love you. 241 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,050 And then he kisses me. 242 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,310 And I kiss him back. 243 00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:46,350 And then I think, oh God, Chantel, what did you just do? 244 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,640 And then I thought, don't stop. 245 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,460 Because this is the real thing. 246 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,380 You know why? 247 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,520 You can tell if it's the real thing by the way a man kisses you. 248 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,840 And I was so right. 249 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:03,200 That's real love. 250 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:10,780 And vacations and eating out at fabulous restaurants and jewelry. 251 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,780 And it doesn't hurt that it's hung like King Kong. 252 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:23,440 Which one do you like better, Country Club A or Country Club B? 253 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,780 Whichever one admits Jews. 254 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,220 I'm serious. 255 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:31,020 Stop being so cavalier and snarky. I was being uncaring and ironic. 256 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,940 Come on, I need a location for Pemmy's surprise party. 257 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,460 Pemmy? What name's the kid Pembroke? 258 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,700 Pembroke is a family name. 259 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,540 We were on the Mayflower. 260 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,920 Do you have slaves? 261 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,980 Are you going to help me or not? 262 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,820 That one. 263 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,940 Really? The other one. What difference does it make? It's a goddamn country 264 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:54,800 club. A lot of white -haired guys walking around in plaid pants and bow 265 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,960 What is going on with you, Michael? 266 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,100 You were like a different person since that accident. 267 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,980 Come that close to death, all bets are off. 268 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,020 Is that what we are? 269 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,700 A bet? 270 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,500 If that's what we are... 271 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,240 We're winning. 272 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,740 Just remember there's nothing you can't tell me. 273 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,420 We're engaged. 274 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,840 Michael, they're playing our song. 275 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,680 Oh, yeah. 276 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:37,820 Dance with me. 277 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,260 Come on, right here in the street. 278 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:45,590 We are insane. 279 00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:57,950 I need to breathe fast. 280 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,350 Yeah, it looks like our man. 281 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,170 Grab him. 282 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:15,350 This is no fun. 283 00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:16,730 Just chase him a little. Come on. 284 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,730 No. No, I know that look. 285 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,730 You're on edge. Promise me you're not going to go all Charlie Sheen again. 286 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,670 Last thing you need is another suspension. 287 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,090 I'm just messing with you. 288 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:27,830 Come on. Give me a little credit. 289 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,050 I can't. Especially when your boyfriend hasn't called you in three days. 290 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,310 I haven't called him either. 291 00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:34,090 And he's not my boyfriend. 292 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,050 It's a random statement. Really? 293 00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:39,210 I thought you two were hot and heavy. 294 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:40,470 No big deal. 295 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:42,610 Flashing. 296 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:02,220 Good afternoon. Welcome to the world of law -abiding citizens. What's this 297 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,220 about, officer? 298 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,100 A little thing we like to call breaking an errand. 299 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,320 What? Yeah. 300 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,139 Comfy back there? 301 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,340 Very nice. Thank you. 302 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:17,240 Look, maybe you guys are just too much alike. 303 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:20,240 I mean, the last person you want to get in the ring with is yourself, right? 304 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,590 Really? Is that your psychology degree, hanging over the rear view of her? 305 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:29,730 Madam, I am an acute observer of the human condition, especially yours. 306 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:33,090 One thing I know about you, Liz, nothing you can't solve. 307 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,150 Up until now. 308 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:38,690 The guy really got to you. 309 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,550 As much as I got to him. 310 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:44,350 Anyway, there's other fish in the sea. 311 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,550 I beg to differ. 312 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:46,609 Shut up, Baker. 313 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:48,570 Hey, Belon, I know what I'm talking about. 314 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:49,770 Leave me alone. 315 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,400 You should write this down, sweetheart. 316 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:52,660 You're far too pretty. 317 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:59,120 Listen to me. I don't give a mad fuck what kind of pole or bait you use. If 318 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,000 you're poor, if you're rich, you're going to catch the fish you're supposed 319 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:09,860 catch. No number five. 320 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,360 Why must I always go for the freaky chicks? 321 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,320 Load number six. 322 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,300 Michael? 323 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:10,980 Oh, 324 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,100 you don't like the way I kiss. 325 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:19,280 It's not that. I just... I wasn't sure you meant it. 326 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,380 I didn't realize it mattered to you. 327 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,680 I didn't either. 22920