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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:23,270 What is this thing called love? 2 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:29,130 This funny thing called love? 3 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:35,510 Just who can solve its mystery? 4 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:41,750 Why should it make a fool? 5 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,340 I saw you there that wonderful day. 6 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:54,620 You took my love and threw it away. 7 00:00:55,700 --> 00:01:00,840 And so I ask the Lord in heaven above, 8 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:07,100 what is this thing called love? 9 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:24,029 Michael Strathmore. 10 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:26,070 Oh, hi, Joss. 11 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:28,290 Oh, yeah. 12 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:29,590 Yeah, I'm on my way. 13 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:36,790 I'm a little caught up. Might not get to the fundraiser on time, but... Sir? 14 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:38,330 Sir, can you hear me? 15 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,970 Cover your eyes. I'm going to get you out before you blow, okay? 16 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,250 Yeah, no problem. 17 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:46,730 Yeah, Joss, I'd love to stay on and chat, but I'm told I may blow. 18 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,210 Ah! 19 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,700 Can you breathe? 20 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:01,460 Are you okay? 21 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:04,880 Yeah, I'm okay. 22 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,500 What's your name? 23 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,690 Michael. Michael Strathmore. 24 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:10,190 What happened? 25 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:13,130 Some guy swerved in front of me and I jerked the wheel. 26 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,228 You'll be lucky. 27 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:15,350 It could have been a lot worse. 28 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:18,149 No, no! It was in my car! 29 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:20,850 It's a classic. 30 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,950 Well, it's an ashtray now, sir. 31 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:27,730 Well, maybe I could fix it up. I don't know. Some Bondo. Okay, well, thank you 32 00:04:27,730 --> 00:04:28,730 over there. 33 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:33,470 Let's go there. 34 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,200 Any pain? 35 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:46,440 Hats? Um, okay, I guess. 36 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,460 Officer Campano, thank you. 37 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,360 You saved my life. 38 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,040 Not a problem, sir. It's my job. I'm a professional. 39 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,360 Looks like you did okay. 40 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,380 Are we done? 41 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,820 I gotta beat a thing. 42 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,360 She'll understand. 43 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,900 If she doesn't, fuck her. 44 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:10,840 Cops allowed to say fuck? 45 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,560 Did I say fuck? 46 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,680 Yeah. 47 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,360 You want to ride in back or up here with me? 48 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:18,740 This is good. 49 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 Okay, let's go. 50 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:41,780 You always drive so fast? 51 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,400 She's barely moving. 52 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:48,280 Looking at your speedometer, that's neither accurate nor descriptive. 53 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,600 What are you? 54 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,840 What do you mean? You talk like a robot. 55 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,340 Why? Because I'm specific? 56 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:57,500 I believe language should be used to maximize clarity. 57 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,860 Maximize clarity? 58 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:01,920 Yeah. Fucking fire. 59 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,360 Great. Got something against lawyers? 60 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,639 Long list. 61 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,660 You needn't go into it now. 62 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,970 Needn't? What, are you part of the royal family? It's correct English, which is 63 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,230 probably why I'd rubbed you the wrong way. 64 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,030 What is that? 65 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:18,070 Is that a cat? 66 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,170 No, it's a cow. 67 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:24,170 What's a cat doing in your squad car? 68 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:27,970 Is it a police cat? Is this just conversation, or are you compiling 69 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,030 where it's inevitable? 70 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,490 I like cats. 71 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:32,670 What's its name? 72 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,070 Pablo. 73 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:36,390 He likes to go on rides. 74 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:38,940 Lola, my neighbor, gave him to me. 75 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,780 Lola? That's an exotic name. 76 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,220 Lola is an artist. 77 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,180 She slept with Picasso. 78 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,100 So she blew Freud. 79 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,480 Who didn't? 80 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:57,360 You blow the father of psychoanalysis and it haunts you for the rest of your 81 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,720 life. There goes Lola Marquez. She blew Freud. 82 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:05,100 But the upside is it gets you invited to a lot of parties. 83 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:17,130 Yeah, that's... that's me. 84 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:22,170 That'd be nice, driving around in a tuxedo, going to events. 85 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,410 Isn't a house that cool? 86 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:25,890 Yes and no. 87 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:29,610 Great view, but... I live alone. 88 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,350 Get a llama. 89 00:07:31,390 --> 00:07:32,970 Or maybe a tanning bed. 90 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:36,570 Whatever you lonely rich guys fill your houses with. 91 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:39,710 Are you going back on duty now? 92 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:40,949 I'm not on duty. 93 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:41,950 Why the uniform? 94 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,310 What a question. 95 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:46,610 You're pretty defensive. 96 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:48,590 Sometimes. 97 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:58,370 When you were giving me mouth -to -mouth, can I be honest? 98 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,370 I didn't really need it. 99 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,050 I know. 100 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,300 remain silent. 101 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,780 Anything you say will cost you. 102 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:30,980 Look, I'm not saying my sister Liz is the easiest person in the world, but 103 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:31,619 worth it. 104 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:34,380 She also happens to be one of the sexiest women I've ever known. 105 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:40,040 Sure, I'm partial to women, and the male genitalia basically revolt, terrify, 106 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:44,220 and paralyze me. And sure, I think that men are at their best when they're 107 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,860 picking up heavy things and moving them. 108 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:49,090 Like pianos or their egos. 109 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:55,510 But as a woman who knows women, I'll tell you, this chick knows stuff. 110 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:59,210 I mean, I grew up with her and she always understood exactly how to get 111 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:00,450 underneath another person's skin. 112 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:05,390 And the way I hear it, no one sucks a cock like Liz. 113 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:39,160 Did you ever feel your nerve endings pop open like little 114 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,780 umbrellas? You taste good. 115 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,740 I can barely speak. 116 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,380 You like to? 117 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:49,320 I am forever changed. 118 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:52,880 Probably overdue. 119 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:59,780 I should probably let you go now. 120 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,450 Just being polite. 121 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,690 Why don't you just say what you mean? 122 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:09,870 You know what I mean. Then say it. 123 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,710 It's a little too close to the sun, have you? 124 00:11:19,030 --> 00:11:20,810 Aren't you gonna uncuff me? 125 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,690 No, where did I put that key? 126 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:28,730 Hey, very funny. You know, I do have a thing. Yeah? I have to get to... 127 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,109 Let it breathe. 128 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,330 You should see my soul. 129 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,610 I did that for a second. 130 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:45,370 I'm gonna go. 131 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,950 You look really amazing naked. 132 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,590 I'm never naked. I just look that way. 133 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:57,530 You ever been in love? 134 00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,030 Are you trying to get to know me? 135 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:00,770 Because I hate that. 136 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,230 You still look naked. 137 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:06,930 What about you? 138 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,810 Have you ever been in love? 139 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,270 I'm not a big love guy. 140 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:12,510 I'm not surprised. 141 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:13,990 You should try it sometime. 142 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:19,290 It might take your mind off that dark void of your legal career. 143 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,370 Don't you mean the trivia of my existence? 144 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,230 One thing you're not, Michael. 145 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,250 It's trivial. 146 00:13:55,829 --> 00:13:57,050 Hey, Joss. Michael. 147 00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,170 Hey. Are you okay? 148 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,310 I just saw a police car leaving. 149 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,270 Yeah, I flipped my car, Joss. 150 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:07,870 I could have been killed. 151 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:12,470 Luckily, this officer saved me and drove me home. 152 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,750 Oh, my God. 153 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,830 Are they doing a thorough investigation? 154 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,210 Yeah. 155 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,610 They already started. 156 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,970 Okay. Okay, good. Good. 157 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:28,110 I'm just sorry you missed my speech. 158 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,350 Introducing the governor. 159 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,590 I bet you were awesome. 160 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:33,870 I was. 161 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,530 Your wrists are bruised. 162 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,710 How did that happen? 163 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,490 Fuck me. Fuck me, you fucking cop. 164 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:55,890 You're my hero. I always wanted to copulate the cop thing. 165 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:58,990 So, what was it like? Detail, detail. 166 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:03,070 Well, for starters, Luther, they don't have vaginas. They have holsters. Don't 167 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,890 do this to me, Michael. I'm obsessed with women. I crave them. I love them. I 168 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,170 require at least two per day, three during daylight savings. 169 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:13,330 My phenomenal sex life is none of your fucking business. My business is 170 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,790 Mergers and acquisitions, one step up from sodomy. 171 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:21,550 So, how did you meet? Was it violent to get to ride in a squad car? Yes, if you 172 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,550 must know. 173 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,490 An intended man erect and speeding in a black and white. 174 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:29,810 Sirens wailing on his way to be inflagrante delicta with Luther. 175 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,009 What? 176 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,510 Can we please talk about the trademark infringement suit now? 177 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:34,710 Fine, fine. 178 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,150 So what did you do about Jocelyn? 179 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:40,410 It doesn't matter what I did about Jocelyn. 180 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,610 Oh, yeah, you're right. 181 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,750 What was I thinking? 182 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:46,950 Just because your fiancé's father happens to be the founding partner of 183 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:49,890 firm, what would it matter that you betrayed his only sane daughter in your 184 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:50,890 coital frenzy? 185 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,660 Okay, Luther. 186 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,980 The cop leaves. 187 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,840 My nightmare officially begins. 188 00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:45,689 God, 189 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,250 two in one night? It's a dream come true. 190 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:54,310 No, no, it's not, Luther. I... I felt guilty. 191 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:58,950 I care about Jocelyn. We're talking about making a life together. It's just 192 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,830 other woman. I can't explain it. 193 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:03,110 It's crazy. 194 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:06,210 Well, I apologize for my insensitivity. 195 00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:08,930 Thank you. 196 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,470 Michael, you said... 197 00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:16,369 Crazy. That means clamps, doesn't it? 198 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,589 Why don't you just go out and get yourself a job in the porn industry? 199 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:22,890 You know someone. 200 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,030 Hello, lads. Morning, Mr. Delacorte. 201 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,630 Missed you at the fundraiser last night. 202 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:30,970 Jocelyn tells me that you were in a bit of a scrape. 203 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:32,190 Say the least. 204 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,490 He was seriously tied up. 205 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:39,450 Carry on. 206 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:46,050 Thank you, Quip Master. 207 00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,030 It's what I do. 208 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,050 They're magnificent. 209 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:59,270 Are you paying attention to anything here? 210 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,650 Yeah, sure. I'm right with you. 211 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,550 I'm only doing this dinner party for you, Michael. 212 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,150 I mean for my father and Snapple. 213 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,850 Chantel. Hard to keep track. 214 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,350 What is she, my seventh or eighth stepmom? 215 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:18,590 One thing we can say for your dad, he should have thrown his hat in the ring. 216 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,210 Did we shift right into let's get married sooner talk? 217 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:22,470 You're so dramatic. 218 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:26,490 No, Josh, I know how you like to have everything so perfect. 219 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,290 My work, I have to be precise. 220 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:34,810 The wrong armoire, an ill -chosen pillow, the whole room suffers. 221 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,890 I'm not talking about your decorating business, Josh. I'm talking about life. 222 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,070 Life's messy enough. I don't have to add to the clutter. 223 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,170 Who cares about clutter? It doesn't... It's just clutter. 224 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,050 Michael, where is this coming from? 225 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,290 It's coming from me. 226 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,430 No, it isn't. 227 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,370 I've never seen this before. 228 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,550 What's your dark side? 229 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,410 It's my oxidized side. 230 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,350 I'm rusting. 231 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:02,770 You mean I'm boring you. 232 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:05,690 I can change that. 233 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,110 No, Joss, it's not about us. 234 00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:12,490 It's about me. You want to know how I feel? I feel too damn polite. I feel 235 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,850 premeditated. 236 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:17,250 It's a word they use to describe murders. 237 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:20,830 I'm trying to fucking tell you what's going on with me. 238 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:23,050 Is any of this getting through to you? 239 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,010 Of course. 240 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,010 And you didn't have to say fucking, sweetie. 241 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,970 Maybe it was my sixth divorce that scared Mikey from ever getting close to 242 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:35,970 chick. 243 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:40,540 Probably my fault I set a bad example for him since most of my wives were 244 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,420 constructed of silicone and bubble gum. 245 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,020 Fair enough. 246 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,400 I did give him one great piece of advice. 247 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,620 Mikey, I said, follow your dick. 248 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,700 Dick never lies, at least not to you. 249 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:57,680 You don't follow your dick, one day it falls off like a bad bonsai tree and you 250 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:01,920 end up sucking bottled oxygen somewhere in Rancho Mirage wondering where all the 251 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,920 good times went. 252 00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:04,860 Follow your dick. 253 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,370 It's got a perfect sense of direction. 254 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,470 How's the cappuccino? 255 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,290 Oh, it's fabulous. 256 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:25,790 What's this design in the foam here? Oh, that's the Shroud of Turin. 257 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,590 Any punk can make a tulip. 258 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,470 Stop picking on my sister, Michael. 259 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,790 Wait, this is the guy you were telling me and Lola about this morning? 260 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,500 What's that supposed to mean? 261 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,640 An accident report sign. 262 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,100 Here. 263 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,880 Where are you going? 264 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,140 I got what I needed. Now or last night? 265 00:20:58,740 --> 00:20:59,740 I've got to go. 266 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:03,760 Hold on. No, no, come on. I came out here in the middle of my day to sign 267 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,820 papers for you. At least... 268 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:06,950 Have the courtesy to say goodbye. 269 00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:10,290 Goodbye. 270 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:11,790 Officer Campano. 271 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,990 Hey. How'd the hearing go this morning? 272 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,069 Oh, yeah. 273 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,070 A million laughs. 274 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,410 They put me on probation. 275 00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:19,990 The heavy money was on suspension. 276 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:21,670 You got ten lives, though. 277 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:23,910 Who's that? 278 00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:25,630 Oh, I have no idea. 279 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:29,250 Okay. Look, just hurry back, all right? 280 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,630 Fighting crime is just civil service without you putting... 281 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:37,940 No idea? 282 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,600 Oh, I have plenty of ideas. 283 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,200 Why'd they put you on probation? 284 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,580 It was absolutely nothing. 285 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,860 They put you on probation for absolutely nothing? 286 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,520 I didn't like the way I made a collar on a bad guy. Okay? 287 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:52,740 Hey! 288 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:55,880 You're under arrest. 289 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,380 You're fucking kidding me. 290 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,260 It's all for backup. 291 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:29,380 You chased after the guy in your squad car without your partner. He was in the 292 00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:33,720 men's. And then you subdued him with your baton. Look, I get a little 293 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,380 but that scumbag had it coming. 294 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,420 You know what? What's your point? 295 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,760 You need a lawyer. 296 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840 I've had lawyers. 297 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,720 As recent as last night, so. 298 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,280 Have dinner with me. 299 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,680 Why? Lunch? 300 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,620 Brunch? Brunch. We are done talking. 301 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,760 You like movies? 302 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,780 Yeah, what do you mean? Like something with Vin Diesel in it? 303 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:04,240 I never ask anybody anywhere, but I'm asking you. 304 00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:07,280 It starts at half an hour. 305 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,740 I've got meetings. 306 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,140 You always will. 307 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:27,080 for you and me tonight you print i tell you there comes one moment once 308 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:31,360 and heaven helps those who pass that moment by when beauty stands looking 309 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:36,740 the store that sicken at pretty words 310 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:43,620 i love beyond 311 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:48,480 breath beyond reason beyond love's own power of loving Your name is like a 312 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,540 golden bell hung in my heart. And when I think of you, I tremble. And the bell 313 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:53,920 swings and rings. 314 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,720 Rosanne! 315 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720 Rosanne! 316 00:23:58,880 --> 00:23:59,880 Rosanne! Rosanne! 317 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,280 Rosanne! Rosanne! Rosanne! 318 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,100 Rosanne! 319 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,480 Rosanne! 320 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:10,900 Rosanne! 321 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:19,560 Horrid, blinding music. 322 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,460 Yet you may take my happiness to make me happier even though you have no idea 323 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,460 what it is. 324 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:28,400 Only let me hear some part of you all alone. 325 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,920 Thank you for being there to be with me. 326 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,880 So many times every day. You make me crazy. Every day. 327 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:44,340 Of course you do. 328 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,020 And it's really hard. 329 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,020 Excuse me? 330 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,840 You'll have to leave. 331 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:57,700 Shut the fucker off! 332 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,360 Get off, man! 333 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,620 Go! 334 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,800 You got a great head. 335 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,980 You got a great... No one ever said that before. 336 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:13,400 We have to be strong and true. We have to be strong and true. 337 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,020 You could have handled that a little better. 338 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,420 That usher. 339 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800 I'm serious. 340 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,040 Maybe I should have filed a lawsuit. 341 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,640 Calm down. 342 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:31,040 What's your problem? 343 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,360 Hey. 344 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:35,580 Hey, get back here. 345 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,640 Hey. 346 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,580 Just leave me alone. I've got to pee. 347 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,040 You pissed me off. 348 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,640 What's that? 349 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,720 You don't know me. 350 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,900 That makes two of us. 351 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:07,620 Get out of my way. 352 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,700 No. 353 00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,680 You shove me now? 354 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,780 I said get out of my way. 355 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:17,000 Out of control. What are you going to do? You going to pistol whip me now? 356 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,600 you want to hang out with Julek last night? 23905

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