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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,544 --> 00:00:03,711 (electronic whirring) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 3 00:00:06,236 --> 00:00:08,986 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 5 00:00:14,471 --> 00:00:17,848 - [Narrator] There's a bar on the outskirts of Vibeland. 6 00:00:17,848 --> 00:00:20,882 Usually frequented by locals and lost souls. 7 00:00:20,882 --> 00:00:22,510 ♪ There's nothing ♪ 8 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:25,537 - There's one patron that stands out amongst the others. 9 00:00:25,537 --> 00:00:28,380 The Queen herself, dancing the night away 10 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:31,145 as the jukebox plays whatever song of her liking. 11 00:00:31,145 --> 00:00:35,097 ♪ I begin to realize ♪ 12 00:00:35,097 --> 00:00:36,260 ♪ There's nothing ♪ 13 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,670 - [Narrator] Now this just isn't any song. 14 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:41,249 This is her song to him 15 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,166 because music is her love language. 16 00:00:45,261 --> 00:00:47,012 The genre of song doesn't matter here 17 00:00:47,012 --> 00:00:49,217 for she does not discriminate. 18 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,103 What attracts her to them, or rather, 19 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:53,186 them to her, is the vibe. 20 00:00:55,812 --> 00:00:59,818 ♪ As the days go, there's nothing ♪ 21 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:02,792 - [Narrator] What matters here is every single one 22 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:05,125 gets their own special song. 23 00:01:07,741 --> 00:01:10,895 ♪ There's nothing that happened to me ♪ 24 00:01:10,895 --> 00:01:13,995 ♪ The days go by ♪ 25 00:01:13,995 --> 00:01:18,818 ♪ I begin to realize ♪ 26 00:01:18,818 --> 00:01:23,818 ♪ There's nothing on my mind ♪ 27 00:01:24,853 --> 00:01:26,065 ♪ As the day ♪ 28 00:01:26,065 --> 00:01:28,541 - [Narrator] And while you always remember your first, 29 00:01:28,541 --> 00:01:31,113 it was this one that was different. 30 00:01:31,113 --> 00:01:35,613 She didn't see the darkness or the malice or the pain. 31 00:01:38,453 --> 00:01:39,953 This one was pure. 32 00:01:41,706 --> 00:01:44,456 (dramatic music) 33 00:02:02,452 --> 00:02:04,277 But rules are rules 34 00:02:04,277 --> 00:02:07,903 and this will be their song together forever. 35 00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:10,672 ♪ The days go by ♪ 36 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:15,650 ♪ I begin to realize ♪ 37 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:18,465 ♪ There's nothing on my mind ♪ 38 00:02:18,465 --> 00:02:21,910 (electricity buzzes) 39 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:25,451 ♪ As the days go by ♪ 40 00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:26,470 ♪ I begin to ♪ 41 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:27,929 (door clicks) 42 00:02:27,929 --> 00:02:29,473 (dramatic chord) 43 00:02:29,473 --> 00:02:32,223 (wind whistling) 44 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,107 (flesh squelches) 45 00:02:43,107 --> 00:02:45,870 ♪ The days go by ♪ 46 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:48,953 ♪ I begin to realize ♪ 47 00:02:50,877 --> 00:02:53,544 - [Narrator] All hail the queen. 48 00:02:54,506 --> 00:02:56,997 All hail the fucking queen. 49 00:02:56,997 --> 00:02:59,638 (queen screams) 50 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,645 (dramatic music) 51 00:03:02,645 --> 00:03:03,706 ♪ New addict ♪ 52 00:03:03,706 --> 00:03:06,456 (dramatic music) 53 00:03:08,026 --> 00:03:09,836 ♪ Gotta get it right, buddy ♪ 54 00:03:09,836 --> 00:03:12,586 (dramatic music) 55 00:03:13,456 --> 00:03:16,072 ♪ Remember when I couldn't push start the whip ♪ 56 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:19,554 ♪ Still laughing, the prepaid on a sidekick ♪ 57 00:03:19,554 --> 00:03:21,890 ♪ More than the gift in the 25th ♪ 58 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:24,832 ♪ They say greater the reward, greater the risk ♪ 59 00:03:24,832 --> 00:03:28,035 ♪ Bigger the ocean, bigger the fish ♪ 60 00:03:28,035 --> 00:03:32,485 ♪ Tiger wood shots, it's impossible to miss ♪ 61 00:03:32,485 --> 00:03:34,954 (glass shattering) 62 00:03:34,954 --> 00:03:37,704 (dramatic music) 63 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:58,695 - Hey you, they showing titties here at night? 64 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:00,278 - Shut the fuck up. 65 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,144 - Who's your friend? 66 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:09,727 - This my boy Mike. 67 00:04:11,649 --> 00:04:13,320 He gonna roll with me for a few bips. 68 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,110 Do a little marketing for Swisher. 69 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,693 (upbeat music) 70 00:04:25,426 --> 00:04:27,498 - Whatever's clever baby. 71 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:28,515 You got a mask? 72 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:30,348 - Nah, let me get one. 73 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,726 it's what the bipers wear, nigga. 74 00:04:37,726 --> 00:04:40,309 (upbeat music) 75 00:04:47,226 --> 00:04:48,798 Ay, Swish in the back? 76 00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:51,381 (upbeat music) 77 00:04:54,338 --> 00:04:57,202 (phone clicks) 78 00:04:57,202 --> 00:04:59,451 - Two coming at you. 79 00:04:59,451 --> 00:05:01,196 - And take your shoes off. 80 00:05:01,196 --> 00:05:02,196 - What, why? 81 00:05:03,117 --> 00:05:05,700 (upbeat music) 82 00:05:12,138 --> 00:05:14,888 (dramatic music) 83 00:05:16,095 --> 00:05:16,928 Yo. 84 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:19,917 These eye things cool, 85 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:21,678 but I think we need to be with old girl 86 00:05:21,678 --> 00:05:23,277 with the bird mask, you feel me? 87 00:05:23,277 --> 00:05:25,939 - Bruh, they assassins. 88 00:05:25,939 --> 00:05:27,387 - Assassins? 89 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:28,912 - Yeah, nigga. 90 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,662 (dramatic music) 91 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:44,186 ♪ Why do you keep yourself so boxed ♪ 92 00:05:44,186 --> 00:05:48,273 ♪ In with all your things ♪ 93 00:05:48,273 --> 00:05:52,768 ♪ Why do you keep yourself so boxed in ♪ 94 00:05:52,768 --> 00:05:56,307 ♪ With all your things ♪ 95 00:05:56,307 --> 00:05:58,514 ♪ Why do you keep yourself ♪ 96 00:05:58,514 --> 00:05:59,347 - Titties. 97 00:06:00,808 --> 00:06:04,359 ♪ With all your things ♪ 98 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:08,703 ♪ Why do you keep yourself so boxed in ♪ 99 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:12,269 ♪ With all your things ♪ 100 00:06:12,269 --> 00:06:16,680 ♪ Why do you keep yourself so boxed in ♪ 101 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,412 ♪ With all your things ♪ 102 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:22,462 ♪ I been being up there bro, like I'm unchained ♪ 103 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:24,869 ♪ Everybody know when I walk inside the bank ♪ 104 00:06:24,869 --> 00:06:27,232 ♪ Everybody see me when I walk inside the wall ♪ 105 00:06:27,232 --> 00:06:29,148 ♪ Call it swish swish ♪ 106 00:06:29,148 --> 00:06:29,981 - [Bernie] Hey, Swish. 107 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:30,814 - Man. 108 00:06:33,071 --> 00:06:34,607 - [Announcer] When Bip Man's not in the streets 109 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:36,530 of Vibeland fighting crime, 110 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:40,101 he's getting absolutely cooked off Bang Bangs. 111 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:43,192 Made locally here in Vibeland. 112 00:06:43,192 --> 00:06:44,776 Bang Bang. 113 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:45,943 So refreshing. 114 00:06:48,246 --> 00:06:49,079 Fuck yeah. 115 00:06:50,538 --> 00:06:53,037 Do you want to bang? 116 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,044 (gun firing) 117 00:06:55,044 --> 00:06:57,794 (dramatic music) 118 00:07:04,977 --> 00:07:06,379 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 119 00:07:06,379 --> 00:07:09,629 These cock suckers got commercials now? 120 00:07:13,606 --> 00:07:14,689 Fuck Bip Man. 121 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,488 I give a about Lady Justice. 122 00:07:19,488 --> 00:07:21,155 These peckerwood ass 123 00:07:23,431 --> 00:07:27,098 vigilante motherfuckers is bad for business. 124 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,958 (Swish chuckles) 125 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:43,366 (bottle rattling) 126 00:07:43,366 --> 00:07:45,294 This new shit right here, this Berserk. 127 00:07:45,294 --> 00:07:47,961 Turns yous into soldiers, homie. 128 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:51,985 You motherfuckers tear a goddamn door down for Swish. 129 00:07:51,985 --> 00:07:52,818 You understand me? 130 00:07:52,818 --> 00:07:55,650 I got me a whole army baby. 131 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:58,483 (bottle clatters) 132 00:08:03,131 --> 00:08:04,812 It's that new nigga? 133 00:08:04,812 --> 00:08:06,845 - Yeah, he ready Swish. 134 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:07,873 He gonna roll with me, 135 00:08:07,873 --> 00:08:11,159 make this look all cinematic and trendy and whatnot. 136 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:13,286 Like, like Ryan Kugler and the Bip world. 137 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:14,286 You feel me? 138 00:08:18,477 --> 00:08:19,985 (Swish chuckles) 139 00:08:19,985 --> 00:08:23,068 - Yeah, Ryan Kugler of the Bip world. 140 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,853 (Swish chuckles) 141 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:31,353 Yeah, I dig it. 142 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:37,042 You putting in that work for Swish. 143 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:38,625 This nigga gets it. 144 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:40,644 Mm! 145 00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:43,169 (Swish chuckles) 146 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:44,431 See the real money in Only Fans 147 00:08:44,431 --> 00:08:47,181 but y'all ain't freaky like that. 148 00:08:50,215 --> 00:08:51,715 Hold that, Bernie. 149 00:08:54,674 --> 00:08:57,683 Eye in the sky's going to text you some locations. 150 00:08:57,683 --> 00:09:02,683 Only God himself will know when and where to hit these cars. 151 00:09:02,769 --> 00:09:04,269 So follow the text 152 00:09:05,104 --> 00:09:09,771 and check in with Barbara on your way out, little nigga. 153 00:09:16,664 --> 00:09:17,581 You may go! 154 00:09:23,976 --> 00:09:25,143 What the fuck? 155 00:09:27,829 --> 00:09:28,662 Mm. 156 00:09:40,191 --> 00:09:41,667 Yeah, pick them shits up. 157 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,500 (dramatic music) 158 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,296 - Damn, imma be real with you bro. 159 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,367 I don't know how I felt about all this 160 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:53,534 - Bruh, chill. 161 00:09:54,574 --> 00:09:55,676 - Like I'm down to film some shit, 162 00:09:55,676 --> 00:09:57,230 but this is kind of serious. 163 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,943 - Bruh, I got you. 164 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:01,060 - I appreciate you and I ain't no bitch. 165 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,775 It just doesn't feel right. 166 00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:04,434 Like Ryan Kugler the Bip world? 167 00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:05,937 My nigga, what the actual-- 168 00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:08,437 (money thuds) 169 00:10:11,603 --> 00:10:14,137 - [Bernie] Like I said, I got you. 170 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,739 - Shit nigga, that's all you had to say. 171 00:10:16,739 --> 00:10:19,489 (dramatic music) 172 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,273 - [Bip Man] Oh well that is cute. 173 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,680 I hate to break up such a wholesome moment. 174 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,461 But they think they can do whatever they want. 175 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,720 They think the street of Vibeland belong to them. 176 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,919 Who is Bip Man, you might ask. 177 00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,541 He is justice and retribution 178 00:10:35,541 --> 00:10:36,848 and I feel like our friends here 179 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:40,827 are gonna get to know him very, very soon. 180 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:45,827 (Bip Man laughing) (dramatic music) 181 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,743 (dramatic music) 182 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,028 (dramatic music) 183 00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:13,881 (glass thuds) 184 00:12:13,881 --> 00:12:16,131 - Fuck that nigga, Bip Man. 185 00:12:17,617 --> 00:12:19,127 (dramatic music) 186 00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:20,726 - [Host] Hey yo, that Sigga people, 187 00:12:20,726 --> 00:12:22,237 we got a sick one coming up in the Bay. 188 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:25,176 It's too hot out this week not to be outside. 189 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,709 Got the Battle of the Bay, Sunday night. 190 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:30,303 Nineers, raiders, tickets going crazy. 191 00:12:30,303 --> 00:12:32,509 Saturday Summit GMs line up is stupid. 192 00:12:32,509 --> 00:12:33,725 This year is stacked. 193 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,547 As for tonight, I hope y'all stay safe out there. 194 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,629 Vibeland, been on some Stranger Things type shit. 195 00:12:39,629 --> 00:12:40,732 We got a caller right now. 196 00:12:40,732 --> 00:12:42,651 Brother renting outta West Oakland. 197 00:12:42,651 --> 00:12:43,803 Renter, talk to me good brother. 198 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,355 - [Caller] Blood, what we talking about man? 199 00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:46,670 Buddy is not playing with y'all. 200 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,070 Y'all need to leave that shit alone. 201 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,455 Missing people, cults, come on man. 202 00:12:50,455 --> 00:12:53,425 - [Host] Hey, this zodiac shit gotta stop for real y'all. 203 00:12:53,425 --> 00:12:55,229 - [Caller] Buddy worked in a Frisco boogeyman himself. 204 00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:57,378 I know that y'all understand the problem. 205 00:12:57,378 --> 00:12:58,211 - [Host] You know they call me 206 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,653 Conspiracy man Marco, my brother. 207 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,682 Stay blessed. 208 00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:03,405 We got another caller, what up out there Vibeland. 209 00:13:03,405 --> 00:13:05,977 (radio statics) 210 00:13:05,977 --> 00:13:08,391 (eerie music) 211 00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:11,377 - [Radio] Attention Citizens of San Francisco. 212 00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:12,643 Since the Chronicle failed 213 00:13:12,643 --> 00:13:15,369 to print my last statement in a timely manner, 214 00:13:15,369 --> 00:13:17,717 my next hunt will take place tonight. 215 00:13:17,717 --> 00:13:20,884 A woman age 18 to 35 of negro descent. 216 00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:25,049 I will slit her throat from ear to ear 217 00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:27,281 and watch the blood flow down her chest. 218 00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,376 (dramatic chord) 219 00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:30,131 I will not dispose of the body 220 00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:32,747 but dismember each limb with a hack saw 221 00:13:32,747 --> 00:13:35,997 so that it fits neatly into my luggage. 222 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,929 I will sew her mouth shut 223 00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:42,160 as her screens will only get in the way of my work. 224 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,996 Please note that I'm not a psychopath. 225 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:47,203 I am a necessity. 226 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,545 Vibeland is not for the meek 227 00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:54,118 and I'm the swift right hand of human evolution. 228 00:13:54,118 --> 00:13:56,965 (phone clicks) 229 00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,676 (radio statics) 230 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:01,758 - [Host] Why she gotta be black, though? 231 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,938 - [Caller] I got a conspiracy for you. 232 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:04,570 - [Host] Go on, hit me, hit me. 233 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,117 - [Caller] Stevie Wonder could see. 234 00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:07,867 - [Host] Yo, yo shit. 235 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:13,024 Hey man, I mean, I've seen those videos. 236 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,438 He got that microphone. 237 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,924 - [Caller] Yeah, that was wild. 238 00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,238 And, and he blew kisses back 239 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,507 at the lady over there on stage. 240 00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:20,024 (host laughing) 241 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,293 - Come on friend, come on bruh, come on bruh. 242 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,251 This is getting out of hand. 243 00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:23,836 My plan is out of hand right now. 244 00:14:23,836 --> 00:14:25,321 This shit if going crazy right now. 245 00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:26,609 - [Host] Yeah, and that's saying a lot. 246 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:29,491 Ridiculous, I mean we had the Zodiac copy cat. 247 00:14:29,491 --> 00:14:31,453 - [Host] Maybe it's a copy cat, maybe it's the original. 248 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,117 People are saying it could be something like, 249 00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:36,079 from another dimension on some terminator shit. 250 00:14:36,079 --> 00:14:37,351 - [Host] Oh hell no. 251 00:14:37,351 --> 00:14:38,771 - [Host] How did we get here? 252 00:14:38,771 --> 00:14:40,161 - [Host] How did we get here? 253 00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:41,227 Because we didn't do shit. 254 00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:42,911 - [Host] Chilling bro, like walking our dogs. 255 00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:44,303 - [Host] What's that new killer? 256 00:14:44,303 --> 00:14:45,485 - [Host] (sighs) Oh man. 257 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,318 - [Host] A new serial killer, 258 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,690 the fact I'm even saying there's a new serial killer. 259 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:48,591 - [Host] Yeah man, that fucking. 260 00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,272 - [Host] The Butcher, the baby faced Butcher. 261 00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:52,062 He cuts your face off with a potato peeler. 262 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:52,895 - [Host] Oh my goodness. 263 00:14:52,895 --> 00:14:54,107 Hide your kids, hide your wife. 264 00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:56,100 (door beeps) 265 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,362 - [Announcer] Welcome to Vibemart. 266 00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,945 (upbeat music) 267 00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:14,953 (PA system beeps) 268 00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:16,411 - [Announcer] Attention by Vibemart shoppers. 269 00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:18,740 Will the owner of a demonic like child 270 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:21,593 wearing overalls please come to cashier number three. 271 00:15:21,593 --> 00:15:22,426 Thank you. 272 00:15:28,854 --> 00:15:31,437 (upbeat music) 273 00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,503 (dramatic music) 274 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,896 (dramatic chord) 275 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:13,896 - Oh my bad. 276 00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:25,999 (ominous music) 277 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,355 What the fuck? 278 00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:56,022 (ominous music) 279 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,880 (suspenseful music) 280 00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:29,160 (alarm ringing) 281 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,666 Oh my God, oh my God, stop. 282 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,666 (suspenseful music) 283 00:17:51,524 --> 00:17:52,357 Hell no. 284 00:17:53,909 --> 00:17:56,576 (alarm ringing) 285 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:01,889 (radio statics) 286 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:02,722 - [Host] Okay. 287 00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:03,555 - [Host] This is how they take over bro. 288 00:18:03,555 --> 00:18:05,659 - [Host] So, we're getting to the truth here, so. 289 00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:06,492 - [Host] Yeah. 290 00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,520 - [Host] The government has already said 291 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,720 - [Host] that aliens are real. 292 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,370 - [Host] Where do we stand with that? 293 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,936 ♪ Motherfucking make money ♪ 294 00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:15,686 (dramatic music) 295 00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:19,679 ♪ Yeah, say it with your chest now ♪ 296 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:23,416 ♪ Make money, get bit down ♪ 297 00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,677 ♪ I did drugs, now I'm back on ♪ 298 00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:28,458 ♪ And now I got nothing to do ♪ 299 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:31,319 ♪ I wanna put my lips on you ♪ 300 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,078 ♪ I wanna make your dreams come true, yeah baby ♪ 301 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:36,958 ♪ Because I admit that I've been shy ♪ 302 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:40,086 ♪ About pretty rings, my nigga slide and out ♪ 303 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,367 ♪ Up too high, I don't want fight ♪ 304 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,972 ♪ About the crazy nights ♪ 305 00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:45,727 ♪ Come on let's ride it out ♪ 306 00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:48,610 ♪ I get the heebie jeebies when you post in bikinis ♪ 307 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,939 ♪ And ride a top, you look like Brittney Sweeny ♪ 308 00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,770 ♪ Jesus, the whip the was smoking out ♪ 309 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,127 ♪ I thought it was the marijuana ♪ 310 00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:57,161 ♪ Did our party take us to our destination, party started ♪ 311 00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:59,738 ♪ Psycho analysis, you sunk my battle ship ♪ 312 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,640 ♪ And sent my dreams my sleep paralysis, damn it ♪ 313 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,680 ♪ We playing nervous I won't panic ♪ 314 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,892 ♪ I eat you up from head to toe, cause I get famished ♪ 315 00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,418 ♪ I need to get about the country, did the planet ♪ 316 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:13,421 ♪ Don't turn your back on me my dive, you know I'm damaged ♪ 317 00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:16,082 ♪ My biggest fear is that I end up being average ♪ 318 00:19:16,082 --> 00:19:19,065 ♪ But I got one, my molly left, I'm down to have it ♪ 319 00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:21,718 ♪ Now I did drugs, now I'm back home ♪ 320 00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:24,543 ♪ And now I've got nothing to do ♪ 321 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:27,369 ♪ I want to put my lips on you ♪ 322 00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:30,212 ♪ I want to make your dreams come true, yeah baby ♪ 323 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,168 ♪ Cause I'll admit that I've been shy about ♪ 324 00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:35,924 ♪ Pretty days, my niggas starting now ♪ 325 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,762 ♪ I'm too high, I don't want to fight about ♪ 326 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:42,577 ♪ Crazy nights, come on let's ride it out ♪ 327 00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:45,327 - Tell me a story about vibeland. 328 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:49,386 - Like some real Frisco Lore? 329 00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:50,744 All right. 330 00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:53,494 (dramatic music) 331 00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:58,220 So in the 80s, there's this high school basketball player. 332 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,907 White boy, super dope, all city, 333 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,528 girlfriend captain of the cheer team. 334 00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:04,620 Typical high school musical shit, right? 335 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,124 It's time to go to college. 336 00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:08,556 She stays local and goes, do see Vibeland? 337 00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:11,234 While he gets a full ride to USC or wherever the fuck. 338 00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:12,743 Someplace not here. 339 00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:14,287 Guess what happens next? 340 00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:15,245 - He breaks up with her. 341 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:17,044 - She breaks up with him. 342 00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:18,862 But bro aint trying to do all that. 343 00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:22,290 He's so, he's so cooked, he drops his full ride, 344 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:25,183 shows up at UC Vibeland unannounced, fully enrolled. 345 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,328 Surprises home girls. 346 00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:27,253 She's like, what the fuck, dude? 347 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,770 No, we're already two weeks in. 348 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,743 She's probably like all in the frat parties, 349 00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:32,200 you know, dating black dudes and shit. 350 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,592 She's probably having a good time. 351 00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:35,024 - Nice. 352 00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:35,857 - I know. 353 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,258 So bruh in a blind fit 354 00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,908 of rage and love or whatever you call it. 355 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:44,140 He goes to her father's VHS store over on Irving Street, 356 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,678 grabs a gun from behind the register, 357 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,710 walks up to her in broad daylight, 358 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,266 shoots her dead on campus. 359 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,245 (gun firing) 360 00:20:51,245 --> 00:20:52,347 - Holy shit. 361 00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:53,650 - Fucked up, right? 362 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:56,400 (birds chirping) 363 00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:03,810 Allegedly, she still haunts the campus to this day. 364 00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:04,643 - Spooky. 365 00:21:06,489 --> 00:21:07,322 - Just saying. 366 00:21:07,322 --> 00:21:08,193 - Let me guess, they told you this 367 00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:09,510 during freshman orientation. 368 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:12,305 - First of all, I didn't go to UC Vibeland. 369 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,138 I went to. 370 00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:16,812 (dramatic chord) 371 00:21:16,812 --> 00:21:17,645 I. 372 00:21:19,471 --> 00:21:21,186 (phone buzzes) 373 00:21:21,186 --> 00:21:23,103 Fuck, I can't remember. 374 00:21:24,321 --> 00:21:25,587 - It's okay. 375 00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:27,754 - No, that's fucking weird. 376 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,678 - Well, sorry I have to do this. 377 00:21:30,678 --> 00:21:31,511 - Do what? 378 00:21:31,511 --> 00:21:32,791 You, what the fuck dude? 379 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,020 - Game over, motherfucker. 380 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,277 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 381 00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:40,277 (dramatic music) (singer scatting) 382 00:21:44,188 --> 00:21:46,938 (dramatic music) 383 00:21:52,231 --> 00:21:53,987 ♪ Talk to Brody in the morning ♪ 384 00:21:53,987 --> 00:21:56,137 ♪ Doing numbers really got me going ♪ 385 00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:58,349 ♪ Hit my line if it's important ♪ 386 00:21:58,349 --> 00:22:00,453 ♪ Little mama just hopped up on it ♪ 387 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,120 (phone ringing) 388 00:22:13,975 --> 00:22:17,642 - [Phone] Candidate 107, begin your debrief. 389 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:19,853 - I think. 390 00:22:19,853 --> 00:22:21,603 - [Phone] Don't think 391 00:22:22,514 --> 00:22:26,943 - I feel like there was an error on my part. 392 00:22:26,943 --> 00:22:29,227 I was forgetting things inside the simulation 393 00:22:29,227 --> 00:22:31,596 that I normally wouldn't forget. 394 00:22:31,596 --> 00:22:32,783 And if I'm being honest, 395 00:22:32,783 --> 00:22:34,445 I'm not fully aware of what 396 00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:36,657 the directive on that mission was. 397 00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,720 - [Phone] How did that make you feel? 398 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,553 - I don't know. 399 00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:40,386 I think-- 400 00:22:40,386 --> 00:22:42,136 - [Phone] Don't think 401 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,194 - Anxious. 402 00:22:47,194 --> 00:22:50,020 - [Phone] What does EAT stand for? 403 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,427 - Equality, advancement, task force. 404 00:22:52,427 --> 00:22:54,476 - [Phone] So you know, you must be prepared to do anything 405 00:22:54,476 --> 00:22:56,677 for the advancement of equality 406 00:22:56,677 --> 00:22:57,777 and today's nightmares-- 407 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,164 - Pave the way for tomorrow's future. 408 00:22:59,164 --> 00:23:00,831 I know the mantra. 409 00:23:00,831 --> 00:23:05,331 - [Phone] Why do you want to be a field agent for EAT? 410 00:23:06,517 --> 00:23:09,892 - Look man, if I'm being honest, I'll be a field agent. 411 00:23:09,892 --> 00:23:13,067 I'll do R&D, I'll do supernatural claims. 412 00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:14,487 I'll even scrub toilets at this point. 413 00:23:14,487 --> 00:23:16,366 The reality of my situation right now 414 00:23:16,366 --> 00:23:18,366 is that I need this job. 415 00:23:19,881 --> 00:23:22,631 I work hard and I love this city. 416 00:23:25,118 --> 00:23:26,385 Let's run it again. 417 00:23:26,385 --> 00:23:29,135 (dramatic music) 418 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:31,588 - Hear me out. 419 00:23:31,588 --> 00:23:32,977 - [107] I'm listening man. 420 00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:36,091 - Monsters, ghosts, serial killers. 421 00:23:36,091 --> 00:23:39,459 It's like a common theme throughout Vibeland these days. 422 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,292 - It's Vibeland, dude. 423 00:23:43,061 --> 00:23:46,644 - But what if there's someone or something, 424 00:23:47,641 --> 00:23:49,391 trying to control us? 425 00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:53,611 Trying to keep the brown and black in line. 426 00:23:53,611 --> 00:23:57,037 - Like buying crack in the hood? 427 00:23:57,037 --> 00:23:58,257 - Exactly. 428 00:23:58,257 --> 00:24:01,007 (dramatic music) 429 00:24:05,392 --> 00:24:06,225 - We should get some-- 430 00:24:06,225 --> 00:24:08,808 (phone beeps) 431 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,786 - Can I tell you something? 432 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,619 - You want in? 433 00:24:15,619 --> 00:24:16,995 It's like 80 a G. 434 00:24:16,995 --> 00:24:18,462 - No. 435 00:24:18,462 --> 00:24:20,879 I saw him, saw him, saw him. 436 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,176 I saw the Zodiac killer. 437 00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:25,009 - Get outta here. (dramatic chord) 438 00:24:25,009 --> 00:24:28,288 - He was following me throughout Vibemart. 439 00:24:28,288 --> 00:24:30,900 - What, so he just like followed you? 440 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:34,744 - Yeah, he was in there with me and then I left. 441 00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:36,002 And then I. 442 00:24:36,002 --> 00:24:39,543 (dramatic music) 443 00:24:39,543 --> 00:24:40,460 And then I. 444 00:24:43,016 --> 00:24:44,851 Can't remember. 445 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,434 (phone buzzes) 446 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,028 I um, I went. 447 00:24:54,002 --> 00:24:56,835 (dramatic music) 448 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,431 - I'mma hit that. 449 00:25:03,431 --> 00:25:06,264 (dramatic music) 450 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:12,958 - That must mean, did I deviate from the objective? 451 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,846 Something is very wrong. 452 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,596 (dramatic music) 453 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:31,969 Shit. 454 00:25:31,969 --> 00:25:34,969 (suspenseful music) 455 00:25:39,143 --> 00:25:43,656 (flesh squelching) (39 grunts) 456 00:25:43,656 --> 00:25:46,323 (phone ringing) 457 00:25:51,247 --> 00:25:52,961 - [Phone] Candidate 39. 458 00:25:52,961 --> 00:25:54,717 Do you hold resentment over the residuals 459 00:25:54,717 --> 00:25:57,510 of last month's application? 460 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:58,692 - No. 461 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,937 - [Phone] What happened today? 462 00:26:00,937 --> 00:26:03,265 - It felt more real. 463 00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:04,731 - [Phone] Go on. 464 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,285 - I got lost in the simulation. 465 00:26:07,285 --> 00:26:08,985 I started forgetting things. 466 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:09,994 - [Phone] How can you be sure 467 00:26:09,994 --> 00:26:13,362 that you are not inside right now? 468 00:26:13,362 --> 00:26:14,750 - I guess I can't. 469 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,872 - [Phone] You are correct in that 470 00:26:15,872 --> 00:26:18,811 the simulation turns once you are too deeply immersed. 471 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,100 Do you believe Vibeland is real? 472 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,085 - Yes. 473 00:26:22,085 --> 00:26:25,353 - [Phone] Do you believe you are real? 474 00:26:25,353 --> 00:26:26,577 Don't think. 475 00:26:26,577 --> 00:26:27,410 - Yes. 476 00:26:27,410 --> 00:26:28,384 - [Phone] Why do you keep applying 477 00:26:28,384 --> 00:26:31,970 for a field agent position at EAT? 478 00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:34,221 - The world is a scary place. 479 00:26:34,221 --> 00:26:36,172 I wanna make a difference. 480 00:26:36,172 --> 00:26:38,094 I need to make a difference. 481 00:26:38,094 --> 00:26:40,844 (dramatic chord) 482 00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:44,567 (dramatic music) 483 00:26:52,631 --> 00:26:55,346 (phone buzzes) 484 00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:57,846 (eerie music) 485 00:27:05,575 --> 00:27:07,824 - So what you thought you saw the zodiac? 486 00:27:07,824 --> 00:27:10,182 - I don't think I know I saw the Zodiac 487 00:27:10,182 --> 00:27:12,065 and no, it was hang gliding, I told you. 488 00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:12,898 - You were hang gliding? 489 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:13,731 - Yes. 490 00:27:13,731 --> 00:27:14,564 - You were hang gliding? 491 00:27:14,564 --> 00:27:15,397 - Yes. 492 00:27:15,397 --> 00:27:16,239 - Super cap, super fucking cap. 493 00:27:16,239 --> 00:27:17,072 - Why would I lie? 494 00:27:17,072 --> 00:27:19,190 - The Zodiac, hang gliding, what is this? 495 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,023 - Why would I lie? 496 00:27:20,023 --> 00:27:21,906 - I don't know, you lie about a lot of things. 497 00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:23,944 - No, I don't actually. 498 00:27:23,944 --> 00:27:24,777 - Okay. 499 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:25,755 - Don't be jealous because I live 500 00:27:25,755 --> 00:27:26,985 a really fun life, and you don't. 501 00:27:26,985 --> 00:27:29,998 - I live a mildly decent fun life. 502 00:27:29,998 --> 00:27:31,176 - Shut your boring ass. 503 00:27:31,176 --> 00:27:33,589 You're over here telling me ghost stories about college. 504 00:27:33,589 --> 00:27:36,358 - You asked, you said tell me a story about Vibeland. 505 00:27:36,358 --> 00:27:37,258 You literally asked that. 506 00:27:37,258 --> 00:27:38,981 - I wanted like a good juicy story. 507 00:27:38,981 --> 00:27:40,330 (both laughing) 508 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,132 - You're fucking nuts. 509 00:27:42,132 --> 00:27:43,838 That's fucking crazy, cause there's actually a ghost story-- 510 00:27:43,838 --> 00:27:46,505 (phone ringing) 511 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:12,327 - [Phone] Congratulations candidate. 512 00:28:12,327 --> 00:28:13,934 You've successfully made it through 513 00:28:13,934 --> 00:28:16,296 the simulation round of applications. 514 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:17,970 We will place you on a brief hold. 515 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:18,978 While you wait, please listen 516 00:28:18,978 --> 00:28:21,564 to Dance Away Tonight by Indie Anthony. 517 00:28:21,564 --> 00:28:24,324 It's a great song that got me through a lot. 518 00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:26,004 A really hard time. 519 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,254 I was down bad. 520 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,634 Anyways, I hope you enjoy. 521 00:28:30,634 --> 00:28:32,217 Good luck on your next round. 522 00:28:32,217 --> 00:28:35,050 (dramatic music) 523 00:28:57,942 --> 00:28:58,879 - [Andrea] That's a lot of pressure 524 00:28:58,879 --> 00:29:00,420 to ask somebody on a second date. 525 00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:04,253 - [Date] I mean, I feel like I got a know now. 526 00:29:07,035 --> 00:29:10,584 - Well obviously, Pulp Fiction is number one. 527 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:12,686 - Okay, solid number one. 528 00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:15,186 - And Jane Gogh is number two. 529 00:29:19,979 --> 00:29:22,396 - Okay, yeah, I respect that. 530 00:29:25,145 --> 00:29:28,938 - And the sleeper pick coming in at number three. 531 00:29:28,938 --> 00:29:29,938 Death Proof. 532 00:29:30,831 --> 00:29:32,028 - That? - Yeah. 533 00:29:32,028 --> 00:29:33,746 - That's your third favorite Tarantino movie? 534 00:29:33,746 --> 00:29:35,583 - Hey, if you're not ready for complex answers, 535 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,461 do not ask complex questions. 536 00:29:37,461 --> 00:29:38,294 All right buddy? 537 00:29:38,294 --> 00:29:40,427 - Shit, you think you know a guy? 538 00:29:40,427 --> 00:29:42,243 - You don't know me, bruh. 539 00:29:42,243 --> 00:29:43,910 - That's true, bruh. 540 00:29:46,972 --> 00:29:48,516 But I'd like to though. 541 00:29:48,516 --> 00:29:51,248 ♪ Take risks, shake life, crap out ♪ 542 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,343 ♪ Paranoia, hallelujah, tap out ♪ 543 00:29:54,343 --> 00:29:57,612 ♪ Going crazy, give me kisses, love me ♪ 544 00:29:57,612 --> 00:30:00,754 ♪ All my brodies, how we living, ugly ♪ 545 00:30:00,754 --> 00:30:03,887 ♪ A lot of y'all never caught a fade in a parking lot ♪ 546 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,992 ♪ A lot of y'all never held it down for your family ♪ 547 00:30:06,992 --> 00:30:09,933 ♪ My pops used to tell me never go trust the cops ♪ 548 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:13,168 ♪ That's love, that's my definition of a family ♪ 549 00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:16,190 ♪ Real niggas trying to make money over here ♪ 550 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,163 ♪ Real niggas trying to make money ♪ 551 00:30:19,163 --> 00:30:20,615 ♪ I ain't running places, I'm like hot sauce ♪ 552 00:30:20,615 --> 00:30:22,198 ♪ In a back gym in Brooklyn ♪ 553 00:30:22,198 --> 00:30:24,243 ♪ With some black Tims around the world ♪ 554 00:30:24,243 --> 00:30:25,627 ♪ Turn this bitch into Asher world ♪ 555 00:30:25,627 --> 00:30:27,639 ♪ Pulled up in a party bus to my mama crib ♪ 556 00:30:27,639 --> 00:30:29,303 ♪ Told her hop in, there's a lot of drugs ♪ 557 00:30:29,303 --> 00:30:30,475 ♪ And some girls dancing ♪ 558 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:31,662 ♪ And my homie might have a glock in it ♪ 559 00:30:31,662 --> 00:30:34,026 ♪ Why we stayed doing stupid, I love it though ♪ 560 00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:35,492 ♪ RPSB, never trust the hoe ♪ 561 00:30:35,492 --> 00:30:37,358 ♪ Why your homie claim he come from dough ♪ 562 00:30:37,358 --> 00:30:38,713 ♪ She'd be flirting, nigga fuck it though ♪ 563 00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,343 ♪ Drop a twerking, let me touch it dog ♪ 564 00:30:40,343 --> 00:30:41,852 ♪ Kinda fitted, but we suck at it ♪ 565 00:30:41,852 --> 00:30:43,523 ♪ I was stressing hella months ago ♪ 566 00:30:43,523 --> 00:30:46,544 ♪ Tell my homie I was getting mad ♪ 567 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:49,448 ♪ I tell my homie I was getting mad ♪ 568 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:52,610 ♪ Tell my homie I was getting mad ♪ 569 00:30:52,610 --> 00:30:54,762 ♪ Motherfucker, I be getting mad ♪ 570 00:30:54,762 --> 00:30:56,028 ♪ Yeah ♪ 571 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,828 ♪ Fellah nigga, take risks ♪ 572 00:30:57,828 --> 00:30:59,473 ♪ Shake life, crap out ♪ 573 00:30:59,473 --> 00:31:02,649 ♪ Paranoia, hallelujah, crap out ♪ 574 00:31:02,649 --> 00:31:05,399 (dramatic music) 575 00:31:12,992 --> 00:31:13,825 ♪ We at the after party getting lit ♪ 576 00:31:13,825 --> 00:31:14,819 ♪ We at the after party trying to fill ♪ 577 00:31:14,819 --> 00:31:16,286 ♪ Had to double check if you was real ♪ 578 00:31:16,286 --> 00:31:17,880 ♪ Don't need no soul searching ♪ 579 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,548 ♪ I done come here to make you a deal ♪ 580 00:31:19,548 --> 00:31:21,177 ♪ Strippers and close curtains ♪ 581 00:31:21,177 --> 00:31:22,640 ♪ Homies outside, we out in the field ♪ 582 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,899 ♪ Baby, touch it up ♪ 583 00:31:23,899 --> 00:31:25,912 ♪ Tell me something here that I really wanna know ♪ 584 00:31:25,912 --> 00:31:27,418 ♪ Always gotta keep it goat ♪ 585 00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,727 ♪ Money comes, money ♪ 586 00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:31,310 (finger snaps) 587 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,607 ♪ Always gotta keep a code ♪ 588 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,607 ♪ Money comes money ♪ 589 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:46,303 (eerie music) 590 00:31:52,756 --> 00:31:55,506 (dramatic music) 591 00:32:17,964 --> 00:32:21,269 (eerie music) 592 00:32:21,269 --> 00:32:24,019 (dramatic music) 593 00:32:25,137 --> 00:32:27,887 (waves crashing) 594 00:32:29,476 --> 00:32:32,537 (dramatic music) 595 00:32:32,537 --> 00:32:35,824 - [Client] Have you seen my baby? 596 00:32:35,824 --> 00:32:37,546 - [PI] That's it, Callahan. 597 00:32:37,546 --> 00:32:39,779 They finally got you. 598 00:32:39,779 --> 00:32:42,150 You just had to take that last job, didn't you? 599 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:44,900 (dramatic music) 600 00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:51,443 EAT, equality, advancement my ass. 601 00:32:54,258 --> 00:32:56,951 Now how do we get out of this one? 602 00:32:56,951 --> 00:32:59,701 (dramatic music) 603 00:33:06,805 --> 00:33:10,417 Shoot my way out, that's old school. 604 00:33:10,417 --> 00:33:13,500 But these pups don't do that anymore. 605 00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:19,492 Think PI, think. 606 00:33:21,281 --> 00:33:22,503 The masked man. 607 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,016 (dramatic chord) 608 00:33:24,016 --> 00:33:25,599 What'd he tell you? 609 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,296 Look, I can't talk long. 610 00:33:29,296 --> 00:33:30,970 But EAT is responsible 611 00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:34,003 for everything going on in Vibeland right now. 612 00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:35,920 Every single nightmare. 613 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,606 Yo, you got $20? 614 00:33:38,606 --> 00:33:40,530 The 91 owl takes hella along. 615 00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:41,999 My baby mama tripping right now. 616 00:33:41,999 --> 00:33:44,763 I need that money for a cab, like straight up. 617 00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:46,919 Every nightmare. 618 00:33:46,919 --> 00:33:48,644 I don't know who to trust. 619 00:33:48,644 --> 00:33:51,050 I feel like there's an entity following me. 620 00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,970 (dramatic chord) 621 00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:55,013 It couldn't have been her. 622 00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:58,801 The ghost lady of Stow Lake, perhaps. 623 00:33:58,801 --> 00:34:03,051 Legend has it, you need to answer a question to be cursed. 624 00:34:03,051 --> 00:34:05,533 And I definitely didn't. 625 00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:06,463 Right? 626 00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:09,270 (entity screams) 627 00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:12,651 No, PI, don't let them get to you. 628 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,332 You'd never let your guard down like-- 629 00:34:14,332 --> 00:34:15,165 - Hey. 630 00:34:19,949 --> 00:34:22,449 (eerie music) 631 00:34:25,061 --> 00:34:26,963 (gun clicks) 632 00:34:26,963 --> 00:34:29,963 (suspenseful music) 633 00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:32,346 - [PI] Old school, it is. 634 00:34:32,346 --> 00:34:34,798 (gun firing) 635 00:34:34,798 --> 00:34:37,748 ♪ Risk it all, throw it at me ♪ 636 00:34:37,748 --> 00:34:40,275 ♪ I'm a catcher, call me bad things ♪ 637 00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:42,555 ♪ Blow your back out, chiropractic ♪ 638 00:34:42,555 --> 00:34:45,731 ♪ I've been waiting for a long time ♪ 639 00:34:45,731 --> 00:34:48,263 ♪ Happy after you taste so good ♪ 640 00:34:48,263 --> 00:34:49,531 ♪ Where's your mama ♪ 641 00:34:49,531 --> 00:34:50,666 ♪ I'm a slap her ♪ 642 00:34:50,666 --> 00:34:53,403 - [Sample] Taste so good, make you wanna slap your mama. 643 00:34:53,403 --> 00:34:55,128 ♪ I just took a cab, I think I'm melting ♪ 644 00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:57,166 ♪ Todl you sorry girl, I think I'm melting ♪ 645 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,999 (dramatic music) 646 00:35:01,171 --> 00:35:03,671 (eerie music) 647 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:10,381 - Hella creepy. 648 00:35:10,381 --> 00:35:11,846 Now legend has it, if you respond 649 00:35:11,846 --> 00:35:13,928 to her asking if you've seen her baby, 650 00:35:13,928 --> 00:35:17,160 she haunts you for the rest of your life. 651 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:17,993 - No way. 652 00:35:18,889 --> 00:35:21,161 - Yeah, dude, she saw her. 653 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,432 - That's some creepy ass shit. 654 00:35:22,432 --> 00:35:24,043 - Super creepy, I don't know. 655 00:35:24,043 --> 00:35:25,828 I saw something, that's all I know. 656 00:35:25,828 --> 00:35:27,945 - San Francisco got hella urban legends dude. 657 00:35:27,945 --> 00:35:30,273 It got ghost lady of Stow Lake. 658 00:35:30,273 --> 00:35:33,145 They got Chinatown tunnels now there's Bip Man. 659 00:35:33,145 --> 00:35:35,199 - Blood albino in the forest. 660 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,427 - [Friend] We're like in a forest. 661 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,583 - [Friend] I know, pretty creepy. 662 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,217 - We don't need to be worried, right? 663 00:35:41,217 --> 00:35:42,717 - Nah, it's chill. 664 00:35:44,298 --> 00:35:45,131 - Fuck all that. 665 00:35:45,131 --> 00:35:46,958 When's the last time on some real shit? 666 00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:50,454 OG, y'all played never have I ever. 667 00:35:50,454 --> 00:35:52,097 - Ooh, I love that game, let's play. 668 00:35:52,097 --> 00:35:53,443 - I hate that game. 669 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,426 - I am down. 670 00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:56,103 - All right, just real quick, real quick, quick round. 671 00:35:56,103 --> 00:36:00,103 Never have I ever donated a thong on a Saturday. 672 00:36:04,124 --> 00:36:05,593 (group laughs) 673 00:36:05,593 --> 00:36:06,903 - Okay? 674 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:07,736 - No. 675 00:36:07,736 --> 00:36:08,569 - [Friend] That's crazy. 676 00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:09,527 - Okay, I got a good one. 677 00:36:09,527 --> 00:36:12,694 Never have I ever seen a blood albino. 678 00:36:14,552 --> 00:36:17,302 (dramatic music) 679 00:36:20,658 --> 00:36:21,810 - Wait, really? 680 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,947 - You seen a blood albino before? 681 00:36:23,947 --> 00:36:24,804 - Did you hear that? 682 00:36:24,804 --> 00:36:27,982 (eerie music) 683 00:36:27,982 --> 00:36:28,815 They're in the trees. 684 00:36:28,815 --> 00:36:29,987 - [Friend] Hello? 685 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,083 - They're in the trees, they're in the trees. 686 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:32,459 Come on, hey, get up. 687 00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:33,292 - What? - Get up. 688 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,143 - What are you talking about? - Go, go, run, run. 689 00:36:34,143 --> 00:36:35,702 - What, what? - Run, run, keep going. 690 00:36:35,702 --> 00:36:37,544 (gun clicks) 691 00:36:37,544 --> 00:36:39,978 (suspenseful music) 692 00:36:39,978 --> 00:36:43,820 - I knew we'd meet again, blood albino motherfucker. 693 00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,796 (dramatic music) 694 00:36:44,796 --> 00:36:47,655 Blood albino motherfucker, I knew we'd meet again. 695 00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:49,115 - Oh my God, was the a gun? 696 00:36:49,115 --> 00:36:51,188 - If I don't make it, burn my computer! 697 00:36:51,188 --> 00:36:53,020 (gun firing) (dramatic music) 698 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:54,759 - [Friend] Move, man! 699 00:36:54,759 --> 00:36:57,509 (dramatic music) 700 00:37:01,995 --> 00:37:04,053 - It's week three, go on the other side! 701 00:37:04,053 --> 00:37:05,678 - Fuck, he has the keys. 702 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:08,428 (friend screams) 703 00:37:09,724 --> 00:37:12,158 (dramatic music) (friends laughing) 704 00:37:12,158 --> 00:37:13,151 - My turn. 705 00:37:13,151 --> 00:37:13,984 - Yeah. 706 00:37:16,049 --> 00:37:19,466 - What's your favorite conspiracy theory? 707 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:23,656 - Okay, so my Uncle Augie thinks 708 00:37:23,656 --> 00:37:26,646 that there's this shady secret organization 709 00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:28,485 that's running all of San Francisco. 710 00:37:28,485 --> 00:37:29,377 - [Andrea] Really? 711 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:30,210 - Yeah. 712 00:37:30,210 --> 00:37:32,164 Like, they're the ones responsible 713 00:37:32,164 --> 00:37:36,402 for all the, all the toxic land at Hunter's Point in TI. 714 00:37:36,402 --> 00:37:37,235 - Wow. 715 00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:39,844 - Yeah, all that weird shit going on Vibeland. 716 00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:41,670 (both laughing) 717 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:45,146 field agents and monsters and (dramatic chord). 718 00:37:45,146 --> 00:37:46,531 Sasquatch and shit. 719 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:50,276 I mean, I mean, he's a fucking nut, but I love the guy. 720 00:37:50,276 --> 00:37:53,320 Lot of, lot of drugs during the summer of love. 721 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,392 - Listen, your uncle kind of sounds like my kind of guy. 722 00:37:57,392 --> 00:38:00,328 - Hey, I'm sorry. - Yo, what the? 723 00:38:00,328 --> 00:38:02,325 - I mean, shit, well, I, I can introduce 724 00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:03,475 you to him if you like. 725 00:38:03,475 --> 00:38:04,495 I, I can set y'all up. 726 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:06,659 You can go on a double date with your, 727 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,343 your mom or something. 728 00:38:08,343 --> 00:38:09,396 - Not my mom. 729 00:38:09,396 --> 00:38:10,292 - Yes, your mom. 730 00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:11,348 Oh no, sorry, was that too far? 731 00:38:11,348 --> 00:38:12,181 - [Andrea] Too far. 732 00:38:12,181 --> 00:38:13,014 - Yeah, it's too far. 733 00:38:13,014 --> 00:38:14,378 - My bad. - Yeah. 734 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:15,211 - [Andrea] Not Mommy. 735 00:38:15,211 --> 00:38:16,743 - Yes, Mommy. 736 00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:18,548 (Andrea laughs) 737 00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:20,158 I saw it in pictures. 738 00:38:20,158 --> 00:38:22,063 - No, oh my gosh. 739 00:38:22,063 --> 00:38:23,199 - Can I tell you one more thing 740 00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:24,607 about Uncle Auggie or are we over him? 741 00:38:24,607 --> 00:38:27,026 - Yes, let's talk more about Uncle Auggie. 742 00:38:27,026 --> 00:38:29,414 So I peeped your jacket. 743 00:38:29,414 --> 00:38:31,250 (dramatic chord) 744 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,083 Yeah. 745 00:38:33,191 --> 00:38:34,605 You remember when Tatiana the Tiger 746 00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:36,954 fucked those two dudes up at the San Francisco Zoo? 747 00:38:36,954 --> 00:38:38,287 - [Andrea] Yeah. 748 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:43,787 - Well Uncle Auggie and I were there that day. 749 00:38:44,707 --> 00:38:45,836 And he's got a whole bunch 750 00:38:45,836 --> 00:38:49,677 of conspiracy theories about, about that. 751 00:38:49,677 --> 00:38:52,427 (dramatic music) 752 00:38:54,495 --> 00:38:56,562 Did you hear me, Butterfly? 753 00:38:56,562 --> 00:38:57,395 - What? 754 00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:01,719 - Oh, it's from your third favorite Tarantino movie. 755 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,469 (dramatic music) 756 00:39:11,279 --> 00:39:12,215 - [Stranger] Coconut in it 757 00:39:12,215 --> 00:39:13,395 - [Stranger] But The contrast between that, 758 00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:14,945 I, like you feel the full spectrum. 759 00:39:14,945 --> 00:39:16,291 - I like the name, She Bangs? 760 00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:17,124 - Yeah. 761 00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:17,957 - Ricky Martin throwback. 762 00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:18,790 What's up Nino? 763 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:19,998 - What up dog? 764 00:39:19,998 --> 00:39:23,081 - I saw one called Titty Monkey Milk. 765 00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:26,271 - Hey. 766 00:39:26,271 --> 00:39:27,348 - [Cashier] Hey, what's up Nino? 767 00:39:27,348 --> 00:39:28,181 - Nothing, how are you? 768 00:39:28,181 --> 00:39:29,264 - Pretty good, how are you? 769 00:39:29,264 --> 00:39:30,236 How's your Weekend? 770 00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:31,284 - Good, it was good, pretty chill, nothing crazy. 771 00:39:31,284 --> 00:39:32,367 - Good, how's everything? 772 00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:33,575 - Pretty good, just this. 773 00:39:33,575 --> 00:39:34,408 - That's good. 774 00:39:34,408 --> 00:39:35,241 Ah, tequila two, zit. 775 00:39:35,241 --> 00:39:36,074 - [Cashier] One second, one second. 776 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,395 What's up, big dog? 777 00:39:38,395 --> 00:39:39,978 Got you right here. 778 00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:57,496 (dramatic music) 779 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:58,579 (door beeps) 780 00:39:58,579 --> 00:40:01,329 (dramatic music) 781 00:40:04,474 --> 00:40:07,307 (dramatic chord) 782 00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:15,384 - Give me your God damn bags, 783 00:40:15,384 --> 00:40:16,238 - No! 784 00:40:16,238 --> 00:40:17,911 No, give me my purse, you bitch! 785 00:40:17,911 --> 00:40:18,849 - Let go of this shit! 786 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:19,682 - No! 787 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:24,239 Big man, help! 788 00:40:26,046 --> 00:40:28,379 (eerie music) 789 00:40:28,379 --> 00:40:29,778 - It's okay, baby. 790 00:40:29,778 --> 00:40:30,695 I got this. 791 00:40:35,465 --> 00:40:37,495 - No, Bip Man, stop, here! 792 00:40:37,495 --> 00:40:38,918 Take it, I'm sorry. 793 00:40:38,918 --> 00:40:40,257 No, no, no! 794 00:40:40,257 --> 00:40:42,558 (people yelling) 795 00:40:42,558 --> 00:40:44,475 Oh my God, fuck him up! 796 00:40:48,742 --> 00:40:51,139 Ow, he's fucking them up. 797 00:40:51,139 --> 00:40:53,047 (dramatic music) 798 00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:54,181 - [Narrator] When Bip Man's not 799 00:40:54,181 --> 00:40:56,306 in the streets of fighting crime. 800 00:40:56,306 --> 00:40:58,507 He's getting absolutely cooked off. 801 00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:01,674 Bang Bangs made locally here Vibeland. 802 00:41:03,165 --> 00:41:05,248 Bang Bang, so refreshing. 803 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:08,893 Fuck yeah. 804 00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:11,898 Do you wanna bang? 805 00:41:12,994 --> 00:41:14,757 (gun firing) 806 00:41:14,757 --> 00:41:16,229 (upbeat music) 807 00:41:16,229 --> 00:41:21,229 (dramatic music) (radio chattering) 808 00:41:41,697 --> 00:41:44,280 ♪ Blue lights ♪ 809 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:56,810 ♪ Blue lights ♪ 810 00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:57,886 ♪ Blue lights ♪ 811 00:41:57,886 --> 00:42:00,245 ♪ Out the homies outside in the moonlight ♪ 812 00:42:00,245 --> 00:42:02,822 ♪ We've been trying to link up for like two nights ♪ 813 00:42:02,822 --> 00:42:05,428 ♪ Low battery power baby ooh, yikes ♪ 814 00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:07,946 ♪ But I'm charged up and the bar suck ♪ 815 00:42:07,946 --> 00:42:10,512 ♪ Let's get out here some place where it's all us ♪ 816 00:42:10,512 --> 00:42:12,992 ♪ Come on girl, carry for the star dust ♪ 817 00:42:12,992 --> 00:42:14,377 ♪ Hit my home boy ♪ 818 00:42:14,377 --> 00:42:16,419 - It was a nice reunion. I had a good time. 819 00:42:16,419 --> 00:42:17,770 - It was good. - Yeah. 820 00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:19,358 - It was nice seeing everyone and talking to everyone 821 00:42:19,358 --> 00:42:20,966 and just hanging out. 822 00:42:20,966 --> 00:42:22,925 - Wasn't little Thomas so cute? 823 00:42:22,925 --> 00:42:24,795 - Oh my God, the cutest. 824 00:42:24,795 --> 00:42:26,941 His little cheeks were just so squishable. 825 00:42:26,941 --> 00:42:28,358 - I know, I know. 826 00:42:30,405 --> 00:42:31,238 - He was a little stinky 827 00:42:31,238 --> 00:42:32,655 towards the end of the night though. 828 00:42:32,655 --> 00:42:33,488 - [Friend] I know. 829 00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:35,152 Are they feeding him formula? 830 00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:36,484 - On a serious note? 831 00:42:36,484 --> 00:42:38,337 How'd you blow the bathroom up like that Gazelle? 832 00:42:38,337 --> 00:42:39,893 Like what'd you have for lunch? 833 00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:41,158 - What? 834 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:42,132 - It Was pretty foul, Gazelle. 835 00:42:42,132 --> 00:42:43,682 I did not know you could do that. 836 00:42:43,682 --> 00:42:44,515 - It wasn't me, 837 00:42:44,515 --> 00:42:46,035 I had a salad for lunch. 838 00:42:46,035 --> 00:42:48,451 There was no way I stunk up the bathroom. 839 00:42:48,451 --> 00:42:51,163 - There had to have been like you smelled like a dead rat. 840 00:42:51,163 --> 00:42:55,418 - I only had a salad and maybe a piece of carrot. 841 00:42:55,418 --> 00:42:59,525 Okay, so I know for a fact it wasn't my poop that stank. 842 00:42:59,525 --> 00:43:01,870 Secondly, I didn't even poop. 843 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:04,603 So why would you even think that I was me? 844 00:43:04,603 --> 00:43:07,779 Also, I didn't even use the bathroom. 845 00:43:07,779 --> 00:43:09,774 All I did was smell The potpourri. 846 00:43:09,774 --> 00:43:11,660 The poopourri, whatever it's called. 847 00:43:11,660 --> 00:43:13,555 All I know is that it wasn't. 848 00:43:13,555 --> 00:43:16,380 - So what I've been doing over the past few years 849 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,766 after the music thing kind 850 00:43:17,766 --> 00:43:19,852 of went away is I've been middle manning 851 00:43:19,852 --> 00:43:23,639 and negotiating different, different disputes 852 00:43:23,639 --> 00:43:25,192 between family members and friends. 853 00:43:25,192 --> 00:43:27,526 Typically in the fecal realm. 854 00:43:27,526 --> 00:43:30,052 This is one of the most broken cases 855 00:43:30,052 --> 00:43:33,512 that I've encountered in a while. 856 00:43:33,512 --> 00:43:35,845 This is good tea, thank you. 857 00:43:37,224 --> 00:43:38,242 Let's get into it. 858 00:43:38,242 --> 00:43:41,173 I'll start with you, miss. 859 00:43:41,173 --> 00:43:43,673 You said that you had a salad. 860 00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:46,202 Could you be a little more specific with us 861 00:43:46,202 --> 00:43:49,046 on what was in the salad? 862 00:43:49,046 --> 00:43:52,046 - It was just a green goddess salad. 863 00:43:53,857 --> 00:43:58,357 All there was in it was lettuce, avocado and tomatoes. 864 00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:04,298 - [Mediator] How many tomatoes? 865 00:44:04,298 --> 00:44:05,548 - Two, at best. 866 00:44:07,276 --> 00:44:09,330 - I believe she has a point with the fact that 867 00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:11,406 that is a pushing agent 868 00:44:11,406 --> 00:44:15,978 and that maybe you did need to use the restroom. 869 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:17,311 - I didn't poop. 870 00:44:19,624 --> 00:44:22,843 - We'll move on to you, miss. 871 00:44:22,843 --> 00:44:26,523 Are you familiar with the term whoever smelt it, dealt it? 872 00:44:26,523 --> 00:44:29,151 (dramatic music) 873 00:44:29,151 --> 00:44:29,984 - Of course, that's like 874 00:44:29,984 --> 00:44:31,680 the first thing you learn growing up. 875 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,743 Like how old are we? 876 00:44:32,743 --> 00:44:35,485 - [Mediator] Well, in my professional field 877 00:44:35,485 --> 00:44:38,935 you find that as archaic as that term is, 878 00:44:38,935 --> 00:44:43,536 it actually rings true in most friend and family groups. 879 00:44:43,536 --> 00:44:45,006 - So are you trying to say it was me that did it? 880 00:44:45,006 --> 00:44:46,180 - [Mediator] I'm not saying anything. 881 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:47,119 - It kind of sounds like you are. 882 00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:49,962 And like I said, I passed by the bathroom 883 00:44:49,962 --> 00:44:51,127 and I saw what I saw. 884 00:44:51,127 --> 00:44:53,119 - [Mediator] You're being very defensive right now. 885 00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:54,425 - I mean you can call it what you want, 886 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:55,606 but I don't like this tone of yours. 887 00:44:55,606 --> 00:44:58,381 - Well, defense mechanisms are common 888 00:44:58,381 --> 00:45:00,714 in people that often blow up 889 00:45:03,588 --> 00:45:07,505 housewarming parties and infiltrate with feces. 890 00:45:08,691 --> 00:45:10,771 The dead rat comment. 891 00:45:10,771 --> 00:45:13,992 - I'm like not even sure how this became a thing. 892 00:45:13,992 --> 00:45:15,764 (dramatic music) 893 00:45:15,764 --> 00:45:18,127 - [Gazelle] I didn't poop 894 00:45:18,127 --> 00:45:20,335 - Chaos in downtown San Francisco 895 00:45:20,335 --> 00:45:23,636 as a giant crab has ripped through a cable car 896 00:45:23,636 --> 00:45:25,507 and several buildings. 897 00:45:25,507 --> 00:45:28,257 (dramatic music) 898 00:45:31,067 --> 00:45:33,785 ♪ I pulled up in a whip with my chick and some niggas ♪ 899 00:45:33,785 --> 00:45:35,216 ♪ Who going to empty out a clip ♪ 900 00:45:35,216 --> 00:45:39,133 ♪ If you snitch on the clique ♪ 901 00:45:52,017 --> 00:45:54,368 (phone ringing) 902 00:45:54,368 --> 00:45:55,237 - [Phone] Hi, it's me. 903 00:45:55,237 --> 00:45:56,070 Leave a message. 904 00:45:56,070 --> 00:45:56,903 - Hey Tam. 905 00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,740 I just wanted to call you. 906 00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:04,851 Tell you that I don't blame you 907 00:46:04,851 --> 00:46:06,946 for how we ended it. 908 00:46:06,946 --> 00:46:08,986 (caller sniffs) 909 00:46:08,986 --> 00:46:10,914 And that I'll let Junebug know how much we tried 910 00:46:10,914 --> 00:46:13,331 to keep it together after he. 911 00:46:17,482 --> 00:46:20,671 I'll give him a big hug for you. 912 00:46:20,671 --> 00:46:22,225 Take care. 913 00:46:22,225 --> 00:46:24,975 (waves crashing) 914 00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:29,020 (dramatic music) 915 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,291 (phone splashes) 916 00:46:40,481 --> 00:46:42,170 I'm coming son. 917 00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:44,920 (dramatic music) 918 00:46:47,996 --> 00:46:48,892 - Dad. 919 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:50,251 (dramatic chord) 920 00:46:50,251 --> 00:46:51,084 - Junebug? 921 00:46:52,064 --> 00:46:56,063 Is that, (cries out). 922 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,813 (world rumbling) 923 00:47:06,608 --> 00:47:09,358 (dramatic music) 924 00:47:17,874 --> 00:47:19,207 Am I, am I dead? 925 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,624 - [Junebug] Dad. 926 00:47:23,624 --> 00:47:26,374 (dramatic music) 927 00:47:51,211 --> 00:47:53,118 - All aboard. 928 00:47:53,118 --> 00:47:56,111 (dramatic music) 929 00:47:56,111 --> 00:47:56,944 - Junebug? 930 00:47:58,682 --> 00:48:01,432 (dramatic music) 931 00:48:02,844 --> 00:48:05,605 - [Junebug] It's okay dad, I'm okay. 932 00:48:05,605 --> 00:48:08,417 But it's not safe for you down here. 933 00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:11,026 - June, what are you talking about? 934 00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:13,633 - The crazy crab, he'll tear you apart. 935 00:48:13,633 --> 00:48:14,525 - The crazy crab? 936 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:17,275 (dramatic music) 937 00:48:18,443 --> 00:48:20,036 Son, what is going on? 938 00:48:20,036 --> 00:48:22,786 (dramatic music) 939 00:48:25,808 --> 00:48:28,791 (sword shings) 940 00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:30,133 Junebug, wait! 941 00:48:30,133 --> 00:48:32,005 You need to go home now, Dad. 942 00:48:32,005 --> 00:48:33,558 Tell mommy I love her. 943 00:48:33,558 --> 00:48:35,228 I protect you two now. 944 00:48:35,228 --> 00:48:37,279 - Wait, wait, wait, no, June. 945 00:48:37,279 --> 00:48:40,183 (bus squeaks) 946 00:48:40,183 --> 00:48:41,951 (dramatic music) 947 00:48:41,951 --> 00:48:44,701 (sword clanging) 948 00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:51,653 Junebug. 949 00:48:51,653 --> 00:48:52,736 No. 950 00:48:52,736 --> 00:48:54,653 June, Junebug, wait no! 951 00:48:55,896 --> 00:48:58,646 (dramatic music) 952 00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:13,336 - [Tammy] James? 953 00:49:13,336 --> 00:49:15,691 James, are you there? 954 00:49:15,691 --> 00:49:17,024 - What the fuck? 955 00:49:20,188 --> 00:49:21,447 Hi Tammy. 956 00:49:21,447 --> 00:49:23,174 - [Tammy] Is everything okay? 957 00:49:23,174 --> 00:49:24,007 - Yeah. 958 00:49:24,007 --> 00:49:24,840 - [Tammy] It's after midnight. 959 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,079 - I think everything is okay, actually. 960 00:49:27,079 --> 00:49:29,724 I'll call you back in the morning. 961 00:49:29,724 --> 00:49:32,557 (engine rumbling) 962 00:49:34,858 --> 00:49:37,608 (dramatic music) 963 00:49:44,743 --> 00:49:46,201 - Let's do this. 964 00:49:46,201 --> 00:49:48,951 (dramatic music) 965 00:50:17,243 --> 00:50:19,279 ♪ It's the way we met ♪ 966 00:50:19,279 --> 00:50:21,980 ♪ Can you pick my phone up ♪ 967 00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:23,861 ♪ Just go ahead now ♪ 968 00:50:23,861 --> 00:50:28,027 ♪ I got people in my corner ♪ 969 00:50:28,027 --> 00:50:29,663 ♪ That I can't let down ♪ 970 00:50:29,663 --> 00:50:31,376 ♪ I got ♪ 971 00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:34,210 ♪ Work tomorrow morning ♪ 972 00:50:34,210 --> 00:50:36,029 ♪ Man, fuck this strip club ♪ 973 00:50:36,029 --> 00:50:40,295 ♪ I'm with wifey and her home girls ♪ 974 00:50:40,295 --> 00:50:42,345 ♪ And all my niggas ♪ 975 00:50:42,345 --> 00:50:45,732 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 976 00:50:45,732 --> 00:50:48,639 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 977 00:50:48,639 --> 00:50:51,705 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 978 00:50:51,705 --> 00:50:54,761 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 979 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:57,955 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 980 00:50:57,955 --> 00:51:00,976 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 981 00:51:00,976 --> 00:51:04,111 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 982 00:51:04,111 --> 00:51:06,027 ♪ Get down, get down, get down, get down ♪ 983 00:51:06,027 --> 00:51:08,159 ♪ I said wait man ♪ 984 00:51:08,159 --> 00:51:10,861 ♪ Did you pick my phone up ♪ 985 00:51:10,861 --> 00:51:12,545 ♪ Just go ahead now ♪ 986 00:51:12,545 --> 00:51:16,827 ♪ I got problems you don't want none ♪ 987 00:51:16,827 --> 00:51:18,535 ♪ I need to go to abed now ♪ 988 00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:23,115 ♪ Work is around that fucking corner ♪ 989 00:51:23,115 --> 00:51:24,719 ♪ I'm still so zooted ♪ 990 00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:29,459 ♪ Everybody do it just like this now ♪ 991 00:51:29,459 --> 00:51:32,104 ♪ Oh ey ♪ 992 00:51:32,104 --> 00:51:34,452 ♪ Zooted ♪ 993 00:51:34,452 --> 00:51:36,604 - So it's not the furry back. 994 00:51:36,604 --> 00:51:37,861 I could deal with the hair. 995 00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:38,719 - Whoa. 996 00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,918 - But it's the breath and the toenails. 997 00:51:40,918 --> 00:51:42,366 Them claws were clawing. 998 00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:43,547 - Wait, who is this, your Tinder date? 999 00:51:43,547 --> 00:51:44,732 - No, the Yeti. 1000 00:51:44,732 --> 00:51:46,030 But I mean, same thing. 1001 00:51:46,030 --> 00:51:46,863 - Oh. 1002 00:51:46,863 --> 00:51:47,696 - Anyways, it's my stop. 1003 00:51:47,696 --> 00:51:48,529 I'll see you later. 1004 00:51:48,529 --> 00:51:49,362 - Bye, bye. 1005 00:51:49,362 --> 00:51:50,445 - Bye. 1006 00:51:50,445 --> 00:51:53,445 (suspenseful music) 1007 00:51:59,540 --> 00:52:00,723 - Hello? 1008 00:52:00,723 --> 00:52:03,473 (dramatic chord) 1009 00:52:06,678 --> 00:52:07,710 Hello? 1010 00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:10,460 (dramatic chord) 1011 00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:21,805 (dramatic chord) 1012 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,091 Aw fuck. 1013 00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:26,156 (dramatic music) 1014 00:52:26,156 --> 00:52:29,204 (attacker cries out) 1015 00:52:29,204 --> 00:52:32,204 (suspenseful music) 1016 00:52:37,212 --> 00:52:40,325 You know, in the animal kingdom, 1017 00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:43,351 there's two types of hunters. 1018 00:52:43,351 --> 00:52:45,967 One of them uses power 1019 00:52:45,967 --> 00:52:48,050 and the other uses traps. 1020 00:52:50,227 --> 00:52:52,894 Unfortunate for you, I use both! 1021 00:52:54,310 --> 00:52:56,221 (buddy coughs) 1022 00:52:56,221 --> 00:52:57,508 Oh, hey guys. 1023 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:58,801 - Sup. 1024 00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,551 - What are you up to? 1025 00:53:01,751 --> 00:53:03,101 - The usu. 1026 00:53:03,101 --> 00:53:04,279 - Nice. 1027 00:53:04,279 --> 00:53:05,670 Fire up later? 1028 00:53:05,670 --> 00:53:06,753 - Yeah, for sure, hit us. 1029 00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:07,715 - Sure. 1030 00:53:07,715 --> 00:53:09,102 - Okay, bye, good seeing you. 1031 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:10,322 - Bye, good seeing you. - Later. 1032 00:53:10,322 --> 00:53:11,155 - Have a nice. 1033 00:53:11,155 --> 00:53:12,939 (stalked cries out) (flesh thuds) 1034 00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,252 (dramatic music) 1035 00:53:14,252 --> 00:53:16,773 ♪ What you doing where you going next ♪ 1036 00:53:16,773 --> 00:53:19,343 ♪ Day and night take ♪ 1037 00:53:19,343 --> 00:53:20,852 ♪ What you doing where you going next ♪ 1038 00:53:20,852 --> 00:53:23,173 ♪ RPS Biddo ♪ 1039 00:53:23,173 --> 00:53:24,607 ♪ Domatic ♪ 1040 00:53:24,607 --> 00:53:27,043 ♪ Little bit of molly with little bit of trees ♪ 1041 00:53:27,043 --> 00:53:28,884 ♪ Anything to get you open ♪ 1042 00:53:28,884 --> 00:53:29,777 ♪ I got what you need ♪ 1043 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:33,001 ♪ Have you ever met somebody like me ♪ 1044 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:36,834 ♪ Never somebody like me ♪ 1045 00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:39,108 (lighter flicks) 1046 00:53:39,108 --> 00:53:41,906 ♪ I be making music for the thug niggas ♪ 1047 00:53:41,906 --> 00:53:44,762 ♪ Strippers, firefighters, and the drug dealers ♪ 1048 00:53:44,762 --> 00:53:47,595 ♪ Gas, rank, deal ♪ 1049 00:54:00,646 --> 00:54:01,710 - It's pretty good stuff. 1050 00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:03,834 My boy Psycho got me that. 1051 00:54:03,834 --> 00:54:05,259 I think it's got meth in it or something. 1052 00:54:05,259 --> 00:54:07,926 (both laughing) 1053 00:54:08,891 --> 00:54:09,724 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, 1054 00:54:09,724 --> 00:54:12,198 he didn't put meth in it, I think. 1055 00:54:12,198 --> 00:54:14,948 (dramatic music) 1056 00:54:29,898 --> 00:54:31,464 You have to go. 1057 00:54:31,464 --> 00:54:34,214 (dramatic music) 1058 00:54:45,229 --> 00:54:46,941 Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? 1059 00:54:46,941 --> 00:54:47,964 Who the fuck is that? 1060 00:54:47,964 --> 00:54:51,546 (dramatic chord) 1061 00:54:51,546 --> 00:54:53,946 - Is that the same van from earlier? 1062 00:54:53,946 --> 00:54:54,779 - What? 1063 00:54:54,779 --> 00:54:56,828 - That's the same fucking van from earlier. 1064 00:54:56,828 --> 00:54:58,772 The one I saw at Whiz Burger. 1065 00:54:58,772 --> 00:54:59,798 - Are you sure? 1066 00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:01,599 - Yes, I'm sure, I've been seeing it all fucking night. 1067 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:02,867 - Okay. 1068 00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:05,867 (suspenseful music) 1069 00:55:07,214 --> 00:55:09,299 (car door thuds) 1070 00:55:09,299 --> 00:55:11,340 Oh my God, I think someone's getting out. 1071 00:55:11,340 --> 00:55:14,030 - This is so fucking creepy. 1072 00:55:14,030 --> 00:55:14,863 - Okay, hold on. 1073 00:55:14,863 --> 00:55:15,696 - Wait, wait, no. 1074 00:55:15,696 --> 00:55:16,925 - No, no, I. - Just. 1075 00:55:16,925 --> 00:55:20,252 (suspenseful music) 1076 00:55:20,252 --> 00:55:21,977 - I got this. 1077 00:55:21,977 --> 00:55:23,310 Hey, I got this. 1078 00:55:26,317 --> 00:55:27,542 I got this. 1079 00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:30,542 (suspenseful music) 1080 00:55:36,657 --> 00:55:38,264 (door thuds) 1081 00:55:38,264 --> 00:55:41,264 (suspenseful music) 1082 00:55:48,837 --> 00:55:49,738 Yo my man, are you good? 1083 00:55:49,738 --> 00:55:51,088 (gun firing) 1084 00:55:51,088 --> 00:55:52,647 (Andrea screams) 1085 00:55:52,647 --> 00:55:55,314 (Andrea crying) 1086 00:55:59,181 --> 00:56:04,181 (dramatic music) (Andrea crying) 70168

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