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We need to use the formula here.

I see.

Exactly. That solves it.

I want to ask about another problem.

Strange. Where did that problem go?

Clean up your desk.

Maybe it's in my school bag.

(Modern Torture Academy,
Academic Program Introduction)

(What?)
What?

Found it.

(Modern Torture Academy)
Oh, no!

Now that he knows it's my job,
is he interested in torture?

No, maybe he just happened to get it.

No, but…

Luke often tries to imitate me.

Look, the same hair color as you, Sero!

I asked Mom to dye it for me.

Hey, old hag!

What have you done?

If I let him explore it,
he might get even more into it.

But if I strongly object,

he might worry about my work again.

Sero, I want to ask about this.

What's best for my little brother?

That's a difficult question.

Is it that difficult?

(The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer)

Yes! I won again!

Luke, you're amazing!

But you let me win on purpose, didn't you?

I mean, you cry when I get serious.

That was when I was a kid.

Now I'm just happy to play with you.

How cute.

(Childhood Days)
Sero, this is for you!

(Childhood Days)
How cute.

(A While Ago)
You're going to work again, right?

(A While Ago)
He's a bit upset, but he's cute.

(Lately)
Sero, welcome back!

(Lately)
He's the cutest in the universe!

You're the cutest little brother
in the world.

So is it okay if I go all out to beat you?

You should go easy on me.

Sero.

Yes?

You didn't tell Dad and Mom
about the torture, right?

That's right.

Were you trying to hide it?

They didn't ask, so I thought
I would just keep it from them.

Dad would probably worry if he knew.

But it would be trouble if Mom found out.

That's why I don't want to tell them.

So it's our secret then?

I'm counting on you.

Okay.

(Shoe Store)

You only want cleats for your birthday?

Yes, thank you, Sero.

If you need them for the soccer club,
Mom will buy them for you, won't she?

But I want to wear the ones you bought me.

A phone call.

Look to your left.

Shiu!

Hey.

Shiu, what are you doing here?

I was just shopping.

We're shopping
for a birthday present for Luke…

Sorry, another call.

It's Noe.

Sero, your handwriting is
totally illegible!

I'll video-call you.
You'll read it for me. Hurry up!

I'm stepping out for a bit.

Okay.

This is awkward.

Is it good?

Yes.

Are you interested
in the university's torture department?

How did you know?

Sero said he saw a flyer
in your room before.

Do you have a problem with that?

I don't have a problem with it.

But I can understand the anxiety and worry
when a family member is interested

in that kind of work.

I can also understand…

When we grow up, we want
to do the same job as Papa!

Darn it. But they're still kids.

He really can relate.

But it's not fair.

You and Sero have the same job.

You're always together.

I want to spend more time with Sero too.

(Heavy)
That's heavy.

But both of you take pride in your work
as torturers, don't you?

Pride…

Then why don't you want your family
to do the same job?

Hey, kid.

It's true that our work is unpopular.

It's physically and mentally challenging.
We're considered blue-collar workers.

At work, he can only rely
on his colleagues to support him.

But who supports him in his personal life?

It must be family.

Instead of half-heartedly wanting
to do the same job as Sero,

you should support him
as his beloved younger brother.

You're right.

It's finally done.

What? It's Shiu.

I took care of what you were worried about
with your brother.

Shiu!

He's so proud of himself.

Sorry, the call took so long.

Sero.

Yes?

Sure enough, I need
to learn more about torture.

At first, I just wanted
to spend more time with you.

That's how I got interested.

But after Shiu spoke to me,

I realized I should
take it more seriously.

Both at work and as your family,

- I want to be your pillar of support!
- Why…

How did it turn out like this?

My apologies.

(A Few Days Later)

Sero!

(The Torture Profession Made Simple)
Killers and cleaners.

I didn't know there were
so many different kinds of jobs.

By the way, what's a recycler?

That's the worst kind.

(University Campus)

(Birthday: October 19th. Age: 20.
Height: 182 cm. Weight: 75 kg.)

(Has Two Younger Sisters. Lives Alone
in an Apartment. Likes Dating.)

Oh.

Hey.

Lars, you're here too.

I only have one free period.

I'm killing time here before I go to work.

Nice to meet you. Who are you?

I'm Mike.

He's a friend I met at my part-time job.

Oh? Mike from work?
Aren't you older than us?

I may be cute, but I'm a 22-year-old man.

Seriously? My apologies.

I'm the one who should apologize
for having such an unfairly cute face.

I'm Lars, a friend of Hugh's.

You don't have to be so polite.

By the way, what are you doing here?

We're going to sit in
on a Torture Studies class.

We thought we could just blend in
with the students and listen.

Not many people take Torture Studies,
so you might get caught…

Don't make that face.

But I think that teacher
will allow us to sit in.

Maybe I'll go too.

Oh, it's your friend
from your part-time torture job.

It's fine. You can all join in.

After all, the only one
who takes this class seriously is…

Hugh.

The other students haven't
come today either.

What?

It's a really unpopular class, isn't it?

That's enough about illegal torture.

Any questions?

Yes!

This is the first time I've had
such a meaningful lecture.

It's really interesting.

I'm surprised you've been able
to teach so long.

I'm hungry. La, la, la.

Studying hard makes me hungry.

Do you want to go to the cafeteria?

Sure!

Sorry, I have a question
to ask the teacher.

You guys go on ahead.

Okay.

Okay!

(Today's Menu,
This Month's Pick)

Lars, how long have you
been friends with Hugh?

Since the sophomore year of high school.

Hugh's looks really make him
stand out, don't they?

Yes, he's tall and has that face.

Lars, you stand out too, don't you?

Well, I do have this beauty, after all.

Who reached out first?

I did.

He has such a beautiful face,
but he's always looking down.

Isn't that a waste?

As we got closer,
he opened up more and more.

He's actually very adorable.

(Pumped Up)
I know!

(Pumped Up)
Isn't it unfair?

He has always had a hard time
because he's so good-looking.

He can't interact naturally
with the people around him.

I was worried about his new part-time job.

But I guess I was worried for nothing.

Hugh's face is stunningly beautiful.

But that face isn't all there is to Hugh.

It's just one more thing
to like about him.

Mike, you're so cute but also so cool.

I wouldn't go that far.

I'm glad you made friends with him.

I'm happy to hear that.

When I have a hard time at work
because of my size,

Hugh always helps me out.

That's why I'm so glad
to have Hugh by my side.

In other words,
you both really like each other.

That's right.

Hey, Hugh! I see you!

Were you here the whole time?

I'm hungry. Let's go eat.

Okay.

What do you recommend?

You two…

What?

I'm glad you're my friends.

I'm glad.

How long are you going to stick with me?

What?

It's not that I don't like it.

It's just better
to have other friends too, right?

But besides you,
no one treats me like a friend.

I don't think that's the case.

But if you're okay with it,
then that's fine.

That's what I said before,

but now I feel happy,
yet also a bit lonely.

Is this what it's like
to be the father of a daughter?

Next time, I'll ask Sero
to teach me how to pull nails.

I want to learn how to whip from Shiu.

The work is terrifying, but it's fine
as long as you seem happy.

(The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer)

(The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer)

Sero, you're free tomorrow, right?

Yes, I have a lot of free time now.

I'll pick you up at 8 a.m.

That's pretty early.

Are we going somewhere far?

No, it's an elementary school performance.

Oh, okay.

Good morning.

Hey.

There.

A video camera?

That's your job for today.

Aren't you filming it, Shiu?

I'm in charge of taking photos
and watching.

I see.

Besides, it's boring to watch
through the lens the whole time.

You're such a good papa.

Shut up.

Shiu, you seem out of place
at an elementary school.

The elementary school is my turf, okay?

No way.

Are you fitting in well?

Of course I am.

Really? That's suspicious.

Shiu!

The recipe you gave me
was really delicious!

The cake you gave me was yummy too!

You're welcome.

See you later!

See?

You're blending in too well.

All right, ready.

You seem like a natural.

- I used to film my younger brother.
- Sero!

Luke!

Then I'll leave the video to you.

That camera looks professional.

What do you usually take photos of?

I only use it to photograph them.

How sweet.

(Showcase)

So cute!

Of course they are.

They worked so hard. I'm about to cry!

Why are you more emotional than I am?

Did you see it, Sero?

I saw it.

How was it?

You all did great!

I even recorded it for you!

That's awesome!

Reu! Nero!

Who's that? Is he your brother?

It's Sero!

I'm Sero!

Let's eat, let's eat!

Sero, are you going to eat with us?

Yes!

We need to make a stop first.

Okay!

Where?

Aren't you getting out?

I'm not that clueless.

I'll wait in the car. Take your time.

Mom, we had a performance today!

We finished our performance successfully!

Don't worry, everyone is healthy.

What did you wish for, Papa?

A cemetery isn't a place to make a wish.

I wished for everyone to stay healthy.

Me too.

Me too!

What should we eat later?

Omurice!

Oh, they fell asleep.

They must be tired
from all the excitement.

They've also eaten.

Their sleeping faces are so cute.

Seeing how energetic and honest they are,

I'm sure their mom is relieved.

Do you think so?

Yes.

They're the children of a wonderful papa.

Yes, sure.

I'm serious.

(The Next Day)

Thank you for yesterday.

No problem.

Did you get it all?

Yes, I did.

So cute! So amazing!

Stop talking.
You're making too much noise.

They couldn't stop laughing.

Why?

Well, when we were
organizing the photos yesterday…

That's strange.

Why is Sero crying in this photo?

Papa, did you make him cry?

He said he was moved by your performance.

What?

I like this photo!

I like it too.

Papa, print this out.

Put it in this and keep it at home.

Keep it at home!

Isn't it weird to have a picture
of someone else at home?

Is it weird? It's okay if it's weird.

It's Sero!

Because of that,

your picture is in the house.

I see your face all day long. It's gross.

What? That's so mean!

Excuse me.

Oh, no.

- What a mess.
- I'm so busy that I can't keep up!

This case is next. Then…

We're not ready for you yet, Fon.

- I'll wait.
- We have to take care of this too.

By the way,

it's incredible how busy you are.

You're well-informed,
so you must know the reason.

Three torture companies nearby
went bankrupt.

So all the work landed here.

It's rare, but it seems to happen often.

Can you do a few more cases?

No, I'm a bit…

I probably can't do any more.

Then I'll do it. What cases are they?

One difficult case and two "croquettes."

(Sense of Justice, Thirst for Knowledge)
Leave those to us!

They're so dependable.

I'm glad to have them.

I'll take the rest.

The deadlines for some cases
have been extended.

Oh.

Which ones?

Those two, and the cases Shiu has.

Okay.

That's great. It helps a lot.

They were all last-minute cases.

I'm surprised you managed
to extend the deadlines.

How did you convince them?

I told them I was attending
a relative's funeral.

A flimsy excuse.

(Let's Create a Happy and Cheerful Office.
Stop Workplace Bullying.)

Only Mike's and Hugh's cases are left.

I'll go help them.

Please do. And you…

You stink.

What do you mean?

Do your best, everyone!

I'll be waiting here.

Don't just slack off.

If you're so free, come help me.

Right, torture used to be your job.

I can't do something barbaric
like torture!

- No way! It's terrifying!
- Says the guy who recycles human parts.

Everyone is working so hard.

That's how you make money, right?

But you know,

I never imagined
that Spirytus would become so lively.

Isn't this great, Shiu?

Yes.

I'm here.

Can you stop showing up so often
like a girlfriend?

Do you have nothing to do?

You guys are getting busy.

You're right.

After asking the police to crack down
on illegal torture companies,

they seem to have caught a few more.

I'm sure you'll be fine. After all…

How rude!

We operate in a gray area
that is nearly white.

We're pure white here.

As someone who has witnessed it
from the very beginning,

I'm deeply moved by Spirytus now.

- Shiu and Sero are as skilled as ever.
- Are you done already?

- Shiu and Sero are as skilled as ever.
- It's on hold. I'm working on another one.

- Shiu and Sero are as skilled as ever.
- Me too.

- Mike and Hugh are improving too.
- Should we do this one together?

- Mike and Hugh are improving too.
- Can I finish this one first?

Got it. I'll finish the easy ones first.

- Noe is also becoming more proficient.
- Due to the change in circumstances, we…

- Noe is also becoming more proficient.
- Yes, thank you for your understanding.

Are you going to join us in torture, Fon?

No way!

I'm more suited to recycling.

Besides, you don't need amateurs here.

Spirytus is the best it can be now.

You're right.

You should at least try to be modest.

I'm very busy.

Please go back to work quickly.

It's over!

Have you ever been this busy before?

From time to time.

From time to time?

Though my writing deadline is approaching,

I'm going to sleep in today.

I'll leave my homework for tomorrow too.

It's tough when this happens, isn't it?

Do you ever feel like quitting?

- No, I don't.
- Not at all.

There's no other job that is
as meaningful and contributes to humanity.

It's hard to find a job
that is this thrilling.

It's also the first time
I've had a job that I never get tired of.

I have no intention of quitting either.

What a strange bunch.

Shiu!

You just smiled, didn't you?

I didn't.

It's the first time I've seen it!

Me too.

I rarely see it too.

You should smile more.

Shut up. Let's bathe and then go eat.

Okay.

Okay!