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Good morning.

Oh.

I'm just

an ordinary employee.

Sero.

Birthday: April 12th. Age: 25.
Height: 178 cm. Weight: 76 kg.
Blood Type: B.
Sibling composition:
younger brother.
Lives alone in an apartment.
Has no hobbies
but gambles to pass the time.
Skills: All kinds of sports, karaoke.
Favorite Food: Katsudon.
Dislikes: Broccoli.
Ideal type: Someone cheerful.

We have a lot of cases today.

Seriously?

Hurry up and hire someone.

It's no use talking to me.

To be honest,

I'm busy today.

I'm sorry.

But can you hurry up and confess?

Job description.

Job description:

Job description: Torture

Torture.

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

This Is a World Where Murder and Torture Are Legal.

Spirytus Co., Ltd., A Torture Contract Firm

You're hanging in there.

It's better for you
to tell us everything you know.

Torture Skills

Speed

Power

Tools

Speech

Technique

Precision

This guy.

Maybe he really doesn't know anything.

I don't think he has anything
to do with this.

I'm at a loss.

After all the suffering I put him through,
it'd be sad if it was all for nothing.

If this were done to me,
I would've spilled already.

After all, it hurts like hell.

Even so,

they're all terrible people.

I shouldn't have worried.

They're all good actors.

Torturing Bad People

A company that recycles

AKA
Resource Recycling

to contribute to society.

Using Torture to Achieve Sustainability

Give Bad People a Whack with a Hammer

This really is a great job.

This really is a great job.

It's eco-friendly.

Birthday: May 8th. Age: 29.
Height: 186 cm. Weight: 81 kg.
Blood Type: AB.
Lives in an apartment
with two kids.
Hobby: Reading.
Skills: Cooking, Fighting.
Favorite Food: Sushi.
Dislikes: Oysters.
Ideal type: Calm People.

I've worked a lot of jobs,

but I like this place the most.

Why here, of all places?

So, what kind of jobs did you do before?

I've done all sorts.

I only remember
the last 50 jobs I've done.

I've talked to people.

I've had to burn things.

I've had to cut things.

I'm putting all my experience to good use.

What a great job I have now!

I can see that you're good
at applying yourself.

Did your previous jobs go well?

No, just the opposite.

That's because I'm good at everything.

Do You Want
to Inherit the Shop?

That's because I'm good at everything.

No, I Don't Want To.

I would be happy at first.

But very quickly, I would feel empty.

For various reasons…

That's why I kept changing jobs.

Eventually, I ended up here.

The people being tortured
don't listen to me at all.

My senior is super strict.

The work is really troublesome.

It's just the best.

Is that so?

Shiu.

Spirytus's most experienced veteran.

He uses all sorts of tricks

and tools.

He can get information out of any bad guy.

Torture Skills

Speed

Power

Tools

Speech

Technique

Precision

He's one of the best torturers

in the industry.

Whoosh

For me,

I'm glad I got to learn from you, Shiu.

From start to finish,

you taught me the basics
of all kinds of torture.

Day after day,

you taught me every single detail.

You were a bit rough, though.

I thought my arms
and legs were going to break.

But that's how you hone yourself, right?

You know how to use a lot of tools,
don't you, Shiu?

I've only used this during training.

It's convenient.

I'm good at using simple tools like this.

You like primitive tools, don't you?

Then what's your favorite tool, Shiu?

Let's see.

Whips, I guess.

Isn't this primitive too?

I have another one to take care of.

It seems I was requested for the job.

I'll leave this to you.

Are you sure you want me to do this?

You can do it.

Can I count on you?

Leave it to me.

Whether it's spilling the details
or spilling his bowels,

Hehehe…

if it's a part that's meant to open,
I'll make it open.

Just make him talk.

Okay.

Next is the name of your boss.

Come to think of it,

I've held this job the longest.

Rookie Days

Oh, no!

If I can't do this, Shiu will kill me!

He'll kill me!

Hurry up and spill it, you jerk!

If you don't,
I'll pull out another finger…

It's taking too long.

I'm sorry!

I can't believe I've lasted this long.

Thank you for your hard work.

What? You're already done torturing him?

I feel like I finished it in no time.

I see.

Here.

Black Coffee

It was a tough case.

You did a good job.

With those words from you,

I feel like I can
pull out hundreds more fingernails.

What?

That's gross.

I'm sorry.

Did you wait long?

I just got here.

It's rare for us to go shopping.

Our equipment is getting too worn out.

Maybe we'll find some new items too.

Don't say it like we're going
to a clothing store.

Dolor,
Spanish for "Pain"

It's a torture equipment shop.

Hello, Ms. Ber.

Oh, welcome.

It has been a while
since you two came here together.

Berta, Owner of a Torture Tools Shop.
Birthday: December 6th. Age: 28.
Height: 167 cm. Weight: 51 kg.
Blood Type: B.

Well then, as usual, take it out.

It's a hassle to show it every time.

It's a rule, after all.

The First-Class Torture Device
Manager's License.

You both brought it.

All right, take your time.

They sell stretching racks too.

What's the matter?

Sero, this is awesome.

They have all kinds of whips.

This is awesome.

Berta, you did a good job.

You're like a kid in a toy store.

These manufacturers put in a lot of effort
to increase the strength of torture whips.

There are many ways
to increase the strength.

- Shiu gets so excited talking about whips.
- But modifying it while preserving…

It's kind of creepy.

This is woven with wire,

so it can produce lacerations
at the same time.

That's scary.

I want to test it out.

Stand over there for me.

Why me?

It won't hurt.

All right, then.

No way!

I guess I have no choice
but to use it at work.

Please use it at work.

What is this device?

Do you want to try it?

Sir,

it suits you very well.

Do you have this in black?

Stop fooling around
and help me take it off.

I remember now.

This is a pillory,
used for public display, right?

I can't believe you forgot.

It's such a fun item.

Just buy it and use it.

He doesn't use
special equipment like that.

At first glance, the use
of this torture device isn't obvious.

That's what I like about it.

It's an artistic design.

No, I don't want to use it.

Why not?

It's better to use something
that's obviously painful.

The sight of it alone
makes people tremble with fear.

That's boring.

I'm so disappointed.

Sero, aren't you Supernova's apprentice?

Don't say that name.

He is the youngest man in history

to attain all sorts
of hard-to-get torture licenses

and caused a sensation
in the torture world.

Whether it was the 700-million-yen theft

or the Hakusen human trafficking case,

many major cases
that were shrouded in mystery

were solved by this young torturer.

People called him…

the Supernova of the Torture World.

Pfft

What are you laughing at,

"Comet of the Torture World"?

Comet of the Torture World

Please.

Sero, take a look
at these torture devices.

What do you think of this?

It can crack open heads!

I'll pass.

Ms. Ber, you just want
to increase sales, don't you?

Come on, Shiu, take a look.

Wait, don't use the whip in the store!

Hey, Sero.

You'll like this, right?

What?

Which one?

It's good for removing fingernails, right?

This is great.

Let's buy one.

Darn it. Is this
the teacher-student connection?

Can I write Spirytus on the receipt?

Yes.

By the way, Shiu,

it's about time you got a point card.

Or do you not like things like that?

Shiu, you apply for them
at supermarkets, don't you?

Yes, usually.

Then why didn't you get one from us?

I don't want to hold a card
from a torture equipment shop.

It's embarrassing.

You don't get to say that
when you're a torturer!

Sero, look at this.

What is it?

Highly-Rated and Currently on Sale
Even Supernova of the Torture World
Loves to Use It
Torture Whip, Easy to Use

That Berta…

Torture Pliers Now 10% Off,
Recommended by the Comet

She was filming us.

She has a good head for business.

Dolor, a Torture Tools Shop

Business hours: 11:00 AM – 8:00 PM

She has a good head for business.

Welcome!

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

Nice to meet you!

I'm Mick.

I look forward to working with you.

Silence

Strange. You can hear me, right?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was lost in thought.

I thought I met some bad colleagues.

I bet he'll quit in three days.

I bet ten days.

They really are bad colleagues.

There's no dress code in this job,

but you're both dressed so plainly.

What a shame.

Well…

All right.

That's the whole process.

Do you understand?

Yes.

The Next Day

Good morning.

Good morning.

I realized there's no point
in dressing up.

You'll just get dirty.

And you'll only be dressing up
to show the person you're torturing.

That's right.

Birthday: November 24th. Age: 22.
Height: 155 cm. Weight: 43 kg.
Blood Type: O.
Siblings: Three Older Sisters.
Hobbies: FPS Games.
Skills: Rock-paper-scissors, Big eater.
Favorite Food: Chocolate.

It requires a lot of stamina, doesn't it?

Isn't it tough?

It's a bit tiring,

but if I keep at it,

I might get muscular.

The thought of you being buff is
a bit off-putting.

By the way,

why did you want to work here, Mick?

Torture is mysterious,
and you guys are so cool.

I want to be like you too.

How do you really feel?

I want to make money, and I'm curious.

I'm glad you're honest.

I'll ask you one last time.

Where is it hidden?

It's at No. 8 in the west district.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, my.

This guy doesn't seem
cut out for it either.

Hey, are you okay?

I'm sorry.

I was too engrossed in taking notes.

Torture is indeed a profound art.

What a good boy.

Rock, paper, scissors

Rock, paper, scissors

What do you do with them?

He's singing cute songs again.

Scissors with the right hand

Paper with the left hand

Let's torture with them

Let's torture with them

Rock, paper, scissors

Rock, paper, scissors

He's singing a scary song.

I'm going home now.

Thank you for your hard work.

How was it?

How is Mick adjusting?

Thanks.

He seems to be doing well.

He's not afraid of anything.

He's a fast learner.

Hey, can I pull out the fingernails?

What's great is that he's very proactive.

I'm worried that he's not strong enough.

Do you think torture won't kill people?

Well, that's too bad.

I'm still a newbie,
so I don't know how to control myself.

If you don't confess,

you'll really die.

Torture Skills

Speed

Power

Tools

Speech

Technique

Precision

But he threatens people psychologically,

so I think he'll be fine.

He sounds reliable.

After seeing Mick during torture,

you'll find the real Mick even cuter.

Sero.

That's what Sero said.

Can you do it alone today?

Yes, I'll do my best!

Hey, how long are you going to keep quiet?

Should I cut off your useless tongue?

I like him better when he is torturing.

He's more energetic.

Gosh, you're so intense.

Mick, you're a novelist?

That's amazing.

Well, I'm just a no-name rookie writer.

I can only take on one-off jobs.

The torture work is short,
but the pay is high.

So I can have more time to write my novel.

I can also use torture as inspiration.

That's why I decided to work here.

I see.

What kind of novels do you write?

It's a bit out of character for me.

You'll be shocked.

It's a psychological thriller.

It suits you, doesn't it?

Let's Create a Happy and Cheerful Office

Stop Workplace Bullying.

By the way,

Mick, you look like you enjoy this job.

Yes.

But am I taking it too lightly?

If you don't keep that mindset,
you won't last long.

It just means you're suited for this job.

I'm glad to hear that.

There's no other job or workplace
as exciting as this one.

And most importantly,

I'm getting more writing commissions!

They said my depiction
of torture scenes was good!

Your knowledge of torture came in handy!

Yes.

Grilled Chicken Skewers
and All-You-Can-Drink

Cheers!

Drink up.

Eat up.

Age: 22

Is it really okay for you to treat me?

Is it really okay for you to treat me?

Yes, don't be shy.

I was going to bet the money
on you quitting anyway.

I look forward to working with you.

N… Nice to meet you.

I'm Hugh.

Nice to meet you.

Birthday: September 10th. Age: 20.
Height: 201 cm. Weight: 92 kg.
Blood Type: A.
Siblings: None.

Nice to meet you.

Mick has a junior now.

Let's have Mick guide him.

I'll introduce you.

Okay.

By the way,
why did you choose to work here?

Well…

It's because…

Social learning…

That's admirable.

No, not at all.

Find something more ordinary.

Shouldn't social learning be
in a better environment?

Well, then, for today,

we'll start with a simple torture.

Hugh, watch carefully.

Okay.

What?

If you don't answer, we'll start.

Ready, go!

Tell me.

Hugh, are you okay?

Are you afraid of blood?

I'm sorry.

You fainted at the sight of blood.

What should we do?

It shouldn't be a problem.

There are many ways to torture someone

without any bloodshed.

Use the methods that you can tolerate.

He's so kind.

In that case,

Master Waterboarding
in Three Days

I'll make you a master of waterboarding!

This is the book I used.

He's so kind.

Let's give it a try.

Slowly pour the water here.

Okay.

Here I go.

If you pour too much at once, he'll die.

Pour it gently
as if you're watering a flower.

Congratulations on a Successful Torture!

Congratulations,
You're Today's Star!

Congratulations!

Hugh, you succeeded
in torturing him all by yourself.

Isn't that great?

Sero helped me.

Well, then,

I'll teach you how to write a report.

Yes, thank you very much.

Did he really succeed?

Yes.

He was merciless.

He did a great job.

Torture Skills

Speed

Power

Tools

Speech

Technique

Precision

He really can do anything
as long as there's no blood.

Let's teach him
how to break bones next time.

Hey, I want to learn that too.

Learn it on your own.

What?

Oh, right.

Yes?

I don't have many cases today.

I can help you out, Hugh.

I'll do it for you.

I told you, Hugh,
you don't have to do anything.

We can't have you showing up in the lobby.

No, that's not it.

It's different from that time.

Hugh.

Can you give me a hand?

Can you help me

break my subject's arm?

Yes, Mr. Mick.

Just call me Mick.

A Beginner's Guide to Torture

I'm still a newbie too.

Right?

Then…

Mick.

Let's do our best to torture!

Yes, I'll do my best.

I won't lose to you either.

By the way,

why are you always hiding your face, Hugh?

Show us your face.

Well, that's…

It's okay, right?

You're so beautiful.

It's true.

You do look quite pretty.

Why do you cover your face?

If I show my face,

I might get harassed by weirdos.

Or people will fight over me.

It's not a good thing.

Also,

I don't want to interact with people.

I wanted to find a job
that's less desirable.

That's why I chose this place.

There, there.

There are no scary people here.

Everyone is so kind.

Let's Create a Happy and Cheerful Office

Stop Workplace Bullying.

Okay.

Have you adjusted to work?

Shiu.

Yes, it's going well.

Everyone is so kind.

I've made reliable friends too.

The work is rewarding too.

I can get useful information
from those animals in human skin

and contribute to society.

It's wonderful.

Yes, then keep it up.

You can do it.

Yes.

Good work.

We're done.

Thank you.

What are you two doing here?

Let us join you.

We're not doing anything.

You're so annoying.

- You're so mean!
- What?