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University

Huh?

Kohaku

If you're free today,

do you wanna hang out?

Tokiwa! Asagi!

Guys, guys, look, look, look!

Kohaku-chan said she wants to hang out with me!

What?

I wonder why though?

Worry

I didn't go with you two to their bar the other day.

This feels a bit awkward.

But there's no way I can turn down an invite from a girl.

H-he's got some nerve making me owe him...

...and then avoiding me!

Pass this along to Hagi!

I'm absolutely going to pay back the debt I owe.

Don't forget it!

Well...

Um, Hagi, actually...

Kohaku-san is super pissed at you.

But why?

She said something about needing to pay back a debt she owes.

You totally fumbled her, didn't you?

Wait, hold on! I can't think of anything I did that upset...

Kohaku-chan, you're absolutely soaked.

And your shirt is see-through.

I was an inconsiderate asshole!

At least you know what's wrong.

Just let her get her anger out.

S-so when she said she wants to hang out,

she meant she wants to unleash her rage upon me?

No! Please come with me!

No way! Kohaku-san is scary.

She's that angry?

What do I do?

That Time I Went to an Izakaya and...

She's hella pissed!

And cross-dressing to boot!

Wh-what should I say?

"I forgot you're a woman and spoke thoughtlessly?"

That'll make her even more pissed off!

I'm so gonna slip up and say something tactless!

I wish Tokiwa and Asagi would save me!

Hagi-san?

I-I'm so sorry about the other day!

I had no idea that my offhand comment would hurt your feelings!

Huh?

Huh?

Chatter

What?

What?

What a dreamy man!

What a dreamy man!

Um, what are you talking about?

Huh?

Asagi and Tokiwa said I upset you the other day.

Huh?

Aren't you dressed as a guy as payback?

Oh...

Huh?

An arrogant persona?

Me not being able to nail the arrogant persona caused this big misunderstanding...

I came in men's clothing because I thought it'd be easier for you to spot me that way.

I'm really sorry about this whole thing.

So you're not mad?

No.

What a relief!

The reason I wanted to meet up today

was to return the sweater I borrowed from you.

Thank you.

Oh.

That reminds me, he did mention "payback..."

Oh.

She said something about needing to pay back a debt she owes.

She said something about

needing to pay back a debt she owes.

So that's what this is all about!

Sorry you had to go through the trouble. Thanks.

Huh?

My sweater smells heavenly now!

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Have you decided on your orders?

Oh, um...

I highly recommend our parfait.

Oh, I'll just have a coffee.

Wow! Their parfait looks so tasty!

Huh?

Now that I'm not stressing out, I'm starving!

Kohaku-chan, why don't we eat together?

No way!

No way?!

So you don't want to eat with me?

Oh, no, no!

That's not it!

Huh?

Well, um, I'm dressed as a guy today,

so won't people think it's, like, weird seeing two guys eating parfaits together?

Jolt

That thought hadn't even crossed my mind.

Huh?

But I think both men and women enjoy delicious food.

You think so?

Yep. Delicious food is justice!

I see...

Fresh!!

Most delicious item on our menu

Fruit Parfait

Omg! Hey! Wasn't that guy such a hottie?

A hottie looking at parfaits! How adorable!

But guys who like sweets are lame, aren't they?

Totally.

Do sweets conflict with your arrogant persona?

What? Oh, that's not it.

Do you hate sweets?

Er, no.

I'm sorry!

Don't worry, we can get something else!

No, that's no-

Don't worry, we can get something else!

I don't think there are non-sweet parfaits...

I-I love 'em!

Pierce

What?

Loves me?!

What? Y-you do?

Yes.

I love sweets.

Huh? What? Oh!

You were talking about sweets!

Yes.

I-I-I-I g-gotcha!

Two parfaits, please.

Yes, of course!

That took me by surprise!

I thought she was suddenly confessing her feelings!

But that's beyond the realms of possibility!

And why am I getting flustered over what some pretty boy says?

C'mon, calm down, calm down!

You okay?

Thank you for your patience!

Um, Kohaku-chan.

Keep your cool, keep your cool.

D-don't they look awesome?

Yeah, they do.

She smiled

So cute

Her smile is so cute!

Can I take a picture?

Do I swing both ways?

What?

Drag King

I'm here for my shift.

Gloom

I give up...

I give up...

Whoa! What's with the bags under your eyes?

Sigh

I think she's not progressing well on her manuscript?

Her manuscript?

Oh, for her doujinshi.

Huh? But didn't she say...

I've got this in the bag!

...the other day?

I wasn't happy with the story, so I scrapped it all two days ago.

You're nuts!

Wh-why would you take such a huge risk?

Hahahaha

When is the deadline to get it to the print shop?

Tomorrow morning...

Won't it all be for nothing if you don't make the deadline?

Suffering the consequence

of her own actions

Don't rub salt into her wound.

I have to get home ASAP and work on it...

Drag

You're the only one of us who isn't staying until closing...

Is there anyone else who can help you?

Someone else...

I wonder if Hagi is okay?

We haven't gotten any updates on the situation...

Hm?

Fuji

Emergency, save me

Fuji-san?

Um, I gotta take a right here.

Oh! I guess this is it?

Lala, lala!

Lala Lala

I wonder what she wants me to help her with?

Maybe modeling?

Fuji

This is my first time seeing her place! I'm so excited!

Fuji-san, I made it!

I've been waiting.

Huh? Is this a haunted house?

This is the home of a single woman.

That was rude.

You look like you're feeling under the weather. You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Um, thanks for having me over.

You dress like this even at home?

I only just got back from work.

I didn't have time to take off my wig and makeup.

Here, take this.

I want you to ink the blacks and add screentones.

Ink the blacks? Screentones?

So, I won't be modeling today?

Oh. No, you won't.

I want you to help me finish my manga today.

Really? You mean it?

Awesome!

Is this a manuscript?

This is the real deal?

The deadline's tomorrow morning...

Will you help in my battle against my deadline?

Aye, aye, captain!

Whoa, amazing! You're like a legit manga artist!

So this is how it's done. Incredible!

Ring Ring

Suo

Calling

Sup.

Oh, you're awake.

Kohaku was worried you had collapsed.

Hey!

Sorry we couldn't help with your manuscript.

You okay over there? Did you find someone to help?

Uh-huh. Asagi-kun came over.

Really, Asagi-kun?

What?

Hm?

Um, Fuji-san...

Didn't you say your manga is R-18?

Yep, sure is.

You haven't shown Asagi-kun any spicy scenes, have you?

Oh.

She just said, "Oh!"

Uh-oh.

If you unexpectedly show that to someone who doesn't know about that stuff,

you'll traumatize them for life!

Wah! I'm not helping anymore! I'm going home!

Noooooo....

Um...

First, I gotta fill in all the X-marked areas with black!

Fuji-san?

D-don't mess up your manuscript! It's too precious!

What's wrong?

I'll be royally screwed if you leave now.

I wasn't planning on that?

I'll handle these myself from here on.

You take these.

O-okay.

Gotta color that in...

Hmm...

I wonder why this dude is always blushing?

She hasn't put in the dialogue yet, so I don't know what they're talking about.

Um, what happens next...

They're talking.

He puts the other guy to bed.

This is a story about a guy taking care of his sick friend.

Scratch

Hold on...

But didn't Fuji-san say this was an action manga?

Are they gonna duke it out after this?

Maybe she's drawing their fight scene right now!

Ow!

Sorry.

I wanna make sure you don't get traumatized.

Did you see?

Just a glimpse.

Nooo...

Hand-to-hand combat, huh?

Huh?

It's cool they fight with their fists.

I'm digging it!

I only got to see a teensy bit though!

I like it too.

He didn't notice,

so we're all good.

He didn't notice, so we're all good.

Send

We made it!

Go team!

I can't believe I made the deadline...

It's all thanks to you, Asagi-kun. Thank you.

I had a ton of fun!

Wait a sec. I'll pay you for your work.

Oh...

Fuji-san, you look really pale!

I think you should sleep.

That's no shocker after pulling three all-nighters.

Three? You'll collapse!

It's fine. I'll live.

Fuji-san.

Hmm...

What is it?

Huh?

Asagi-kun, what are you doing?

Don't move.

He's acting like the top in that scene we just worked on!

He even said the same lines the top says after pinning the bottom.

Maybe Asagi-kun is acting out that scene for fun.

Hm?

Why does Asagi-kun know that character's lines?

Squeak

I don't think I showed him any of the dialogue in my manuscript, did I?

Whish

My memory is fuzzy...

Where did he see the dialogue?

Squeak

Whish

Wait, does that mean...

Does he know what happens next?

Crap.

I'm screwed if he won't help me after this.

H-hey, Asagi-kun.

Oh!

I told you not to move!

Steaming

Steaming

You need sleep!

Hm?

Staying up three nights in a row does a number on you!

Huh?

Here, a warm towel.

Steaming

I'll nurse you back to health like in your manga.

Fwip

Fwip

How do you feel?

Guess he's none the wiser.

Then we both laid in bed and crashed out.

You two crashed out in bed together...

I kinda feel like I lost.

Crap!

I forgot to do my homework!

Even if I start now, there's no way I'll finish in time.

Is there anyone I can ask for help?

Anyone at all?

Oh!

I forgot to do my homework

Please help me

I'm in the cafeteria

You can come copy mine

What a lifesaver!

It's crowded.

Well, I'm sure I'll be able to find Suo-san quickly.

Huh? Where is she?

I don't see any sparkles...

After all, isn't there always a gaggle of girls

flocking around Suo-san wherever she goes?

The Prince isn't here today.

What a bummer!

Maybe she left the cafeteria?

Oh, sorry.

I'm right here, Tokiwa-kun.

You're dressed like a girl?

I've been a girl from the start.

Wh-what's going on?

I don't have work today, so I dressed normally.

Dressed normally?

I see, so this is how you normally look!

It's just been such a long time since I've seen you dressed as a girl.

No one else has noticed you're the Prince?

Blunt

I'm not that noticeable usually, so it's fine.

Th-this feels super weird, somehow.

You wanted to copy my homework, right?

Oh, yeah! Thank you!

Hmm...

I thought I'd never get used to Suo-san cross-dressing...

Glance

But I'm not used to seeing Suo-san as a girl either.

She really is beautiful.

Are you done?

Hm? Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot.

You're welcome.

Um, I need to thank you somehow.

What would you like?

No need for that.

But there must be some way I can thank you!

Really?

Hmm... In that case...

I want to go out for drinks together.

Huh?

Izakaya

Um...

Didn't you say you don't have work today?

Why'd you come dressed like this?

It seems easier for you when I'm dressed like this.

Or do you prefer seeing me dressed as a woman?

Er, that's not what I meant...

You're too close, way too close!

But are you sure this is enough to return the favor you did for me?

I've been wanting just the two of us to get drinks!

So basically, I have to entertain her all by myself?!

Here are your beers.

First, how about a toast?

Oh, yeah.

Cheers!

Cheers!

I'll just try not to be bad company.

The Pr...

The Prince?!

I thought we wouldn't see him today!

What luck! No, what a miracle!

He's so gorgeous!

And...

That guy is with him again!

The Prince and him are eating together, just the two of them...

I'm so jealous!

Oh, they're sharing a menu!

And they're getting real cozy with each other!

Oh, I can't believe he's letting the Prince keep their table tidy!

He should take care of himself!

Was he never taught that?

What a jerk!

But...

The Prince looks like he's having so much fun.

I thought he was the cool, untalkative type,

but he's laughing so much with him.

That must be an important friend of the Prince.

A mustache doesn't suit you.

What?

Are they really only friends?

Um, e-excuse me! How do you two know each other?

Are you friends?

Yep.

For now.

But he did say "for now."

So, is this the "for now" he was talking about?

You drank a lot, huh?

So, you're a lightweight?

I-I was so nervous that I drank way too fast!

I'm feeling sleepy now.

Tokiwa-kun.

You can lie down if you're feeling sleepy.

What?

But this is yikes in a lot of ways!

I'm profiting so it's fine.

What? How?

I won't be able to cope if anyone from college sees me like this!

You can take a nap.

Huh?

I'm a prince now.

I'll wake you up with a prince's kiss.

Whoa, like a fairy tale!

But I'd never have the nerve to fall asleep on your...

You're hilarious when you're drunk.

Did you actually fall asleep?

Tokiwa-kun!

I suppose it doesn't work like it does in fairy tales.

Sneak

Huh? The Prince...? What?

Did he just k-k-k-ki...

They're definitely more than just friends!

We're supposed to meet up around here.

I don't see them.

Hmm. Maybe they're still on the way.

Huh?

Wha-?

Uh...?

Hm...?

What the...?

Oh!

Asagi!

Asagi-kun, you're stronger than you look.

Really?

Particularly around your serratus anterior muscle.

My serratus anterior muscle?

Yep. Your serratus anterior muscle.

Next time: "That Time I Went to the Zoo and..."

The serratus anterior muscle... Where is that?

That Time I Went to the Zoo and...

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