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Thy Lord's eyes hath opened.
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Oh no, it's already this late.
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I'm Kanamori Hakata,
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a second year at Ebisugawa High School and an asstronomer.
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I'm going to be late.
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But you're probably sick of these overused opening scenes.
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Crap, I should've put a piece of toast in my mouth.
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Then I'd accidentally bump into someone on the street.
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In fact, I'm just a normal girl who
loves scenarios like that in doujinshi.
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Neko-sensei?
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Are you all right?
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Oh, are your bandaids on too tight?
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Do you want me to take them off?
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All right, then.
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I'll do it right away.
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Could this be...
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That's right, this situation...
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...is exactly the same as the first episode of Bishoujo Soldiers.
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{\an8}Now, become a Bishoujo Soldier!
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I-If I take this off,
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there'll be a crescent moon there.
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If I really become a Bishoujo Soldier...
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{\an8}Where are you, Terry?
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{\an8}Terry, where'd you go?
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{\an8}Terry, come back to me!
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{\an8}Terry, where'd you head off to?
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Oh, I better hurry.
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{\an8}Terry!
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EBITEN
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{\an1}Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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ichiban boshi no shita de yakusokushita hi
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The day we promised under the first star in the evening,
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yubikiri no man'naka wa tiara no you ni kagayaiteta
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the middle of our fingertips glowed like a tiara.
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chaimu no ato isoide ano basho de aou
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After the bell, let's hurry and meet up at that place.
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itsumo watashirashiku narerukara
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Because I can always be myself.
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itsu noma ni ka kizuita hitori janai koto
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One day, I realised that I wasn't alone.
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kyou soba ni atta taisetsu no imi o
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And the important things around me.
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mata ne ato de ne sou ittemiru dake de
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Just saying 'Bye bye' and 'See you later'
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egao ga tsuitekuru
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makes a smile appear on my face.
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zutto tokimeki to tanoshisa ga tsuzukimasu you ni
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In order for the excitement and fun to continue forever,
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itsu made mo kawaranai yubikiri o shite
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we'll continue to make the same pinky promise.
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kitto ari fureta mainichi mo karafuru ni naru
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And my ordinary days will surely become colourful too.
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yakusoku no mukougawa mirai iroshita ashita ga aru
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A future-coloured tomorrow lies on the other side of the promise.
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Crybaby Hakata's Magnificent Transformation
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Asstronomy Club
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Hi, everyone.
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Noya-san?
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Todayama forced her into it.
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It was consensual.
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But why a reindeer at this time of year?
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Wait, what?!
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Hey, wai-
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Noya, the curtains.
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G-Got it!
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Bona
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Fide
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Bona
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Fide
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Bona
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Fide
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Bona
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Fide
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Bona
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Fide
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Bona
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Fide
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Okay, all done.
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Now we've got a Santa!
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Bona
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Fide
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Bona
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Bona
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de
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Bona
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Bona
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Bona
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Bona
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Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
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Why are you doing this?!
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What's with this erotic Santa?
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I thought I'd arrange a outfit for Kanamori to cosplay in.
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But why a Santa now?
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Because Santa will attract people!
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Like this!
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I wonder what dirty old men that'll attract.
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J-Just who would want Santa at this time of the year?
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Because there's something I want.
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Is that it?!
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Santa is a messenger of God.
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The seasons are irrelevant.
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As long as someone who needs him is here, he will come!
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That's what it means to be Santa!
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Kanamori...
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Please? I really, really want to meet Santa.
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So go along with it.
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But I have a bad feeling about this...
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Thank you. I knew you'd say that.
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Okay, let's go!
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What? In this outfit?!
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If you parade around school dressed in that, we might get more club members.
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We're short on members, after all!
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No!
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Just what kind of perverted students would that attract?
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Student Council Office
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I'm abolishing you.
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I'm not accepting you just because
you have one extra member.
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Then what should I do?
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Besides, the Asstronomy Club hasn't been doing anything productive as of late.
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The student council has been receiving complaints.
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Complaints?
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'Pardon my curtness, President, but the
Astronomy Club is bad news. Please disband them'.
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See? And this one!
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This one too!
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There are so many!
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They all have the same date.
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I-I wasn't the one who wrote them all!
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See? They even have signa-
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Iseda Yuka
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Crap, I accidentally wrote my name on all of them!
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A-Anyway, the current 'Astronomy Club' isn't an astronomy club at all.
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What I'm saying is...
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I understand what you're trying to say, President.
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However, the Asstronomy Club also has proper activ-
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{\an8}Don't run away, Kanamori!
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{\an8}In order for us to make a comeback,
you'll have to take more off!
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{\an8}Come on, strip! Take it all off!
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{\an8}I'm sorry!
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I'm going to abolish you guys, after all.
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Good grief.
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We're the Asstronomy Club.
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We're currently recruiting members.
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We're the Asstronomy Club.
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We're currently recruiting members.
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No, let's go back already!
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Let's go back to the club room!
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Don't be afraid because you're Santa right now.
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You're not Kanamori, so don't be embarrassed.
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You liar, everyone can tell it's me.
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Oh, the boys in our class are coming.
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Oh, thank you.
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You bet!
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No... If the boys in our class see me in this perverted outfit...
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U-Um...
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Yes?
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Why is our club room in the basement?
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We can't even see the sky from here.
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Don't ask me.
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But no one here seems to be interested in the stars, right?
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Kanamori-senpai, for example.
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Well, our astronomy club is written with 'ass'.
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Asstronomy Club
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We're back!
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How was it?
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I think it was good publicity.
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How horrible...
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Getting seen by everyone in such a lewd outfit...
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They must all think I'm a pervert.
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I'm sure that starting tomorrow,
all these beasts will prey on me.
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I'll be pursued fervently by wolves.
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Someone like me will be devoured by these wolves.
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The struggles between the givers and the takers...
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If this were a doujinshi,
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it'd be delicious.
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No!
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Kanamori's brain is entering delusion-mode.
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At this rate, I can't attend club activities anymore!
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Give me back my purity!
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No more!
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No, no, no, no!
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Is she all right?
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The next day
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What's with that outfit?
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You never know when those beasts will strike after seeing my lewd Santa costume.
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I have to protect myself.
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And I won't be going to club activities either!
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I see that she's still in delusion-mode.
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I wonder if Santa is coming.
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You're still on about that?
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Because there's something that I really want...
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What is it that you want?
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None of your business.
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Okay, change of plans.
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This isn't quite working.
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It's not sexy at all.
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And you're not resisting.
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S-Sorry.
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U-Um...
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What is it, Noya?
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What happened to Kanamori-senpai?
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She's sick.
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What?
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The truth is, Kanamori is an exhibitionist!
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What?!
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Walking around school in that lewd
outfit yesterday lit a fire within her.
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Abandoning her club activities,
she'll end up going streaking.
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L-Look at me!
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When the police arrest her,
they'll need someone to confirm her identity.
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I guess I'll go see her then.
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Vice President?
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The darker the shadows are,
the brighter the stars will shine.
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You mustn't lose sight of Hokulea, Todayama-san.
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I hate it when things are boring!
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Damn you all!
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{\an2}EBITEN
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EBITEN
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Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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{\an2}EBITEN
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EBITEN
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O-Oomori-sensei?!
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This is Oomori-sensei.
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O-Oomori-neko-sensei.
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I am not a teacher.
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Getting dumped by the man I love,
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buying alcohol at the 100-yen store,
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and drinking it alone in my room.
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I'm just plain old Oomori Shouko!
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I'm starting to disappear...
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What was that all about?
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{\an8}One, two...
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00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,250
{\an8}One, two...
272
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,670
{\an8}One, two...
273
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,420
{\an8}One, two...
274
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,260
{\an8}One, two...
275
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:52,300
{\an8}One, two...
276
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:54,260
Neko-sensei, maybe it's time to head back.
277
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,800
{\an8}One, two...
278
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:55,930
{\an8}One...
279
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,670
Th-They're staring at me...
280
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,400
Ah, Sensei...
281
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,240
Save us, Kanamori-senpai!
282
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,240
Something terrible has happened
to the Asstronomy Club.
283
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,500
Anyway, please come right away!
284
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,370
T-Todayama, what are you doing?
285
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,250
I'm not Todayama.
286
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,460
I'm an evil villain with Todayama's appearance!
287
00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:36,700
Help!
288
00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:37,730
Hakata-chan.
289
00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,760
The cat spoke!
290
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,640
Transform right away and defeat your enemy.
291
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,870
Because you're the chosen warrior.
292
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,900
Hmph, I knew it.
293
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,650
She's doesn't have chuuni-syndrome for nothing.
294
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:51,190
She got it right away.
295
00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,640
Her switch has been flipped.
296
00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:54,800
I've been waiting for this moment.
297
00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:58,240
This Bible shall dictate what happens next.
298
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:02,160
Moon Book Power, Image Up!
299
00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:33,820
Tailor Moon!
300
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,710
See? Making her come back is a cakewalk.
301
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:51,140
Even if the ion engine has stopped,
there is no need to worry if one is well-prepared.
302
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:55,320
It's during times like these
that this doujinshi comes in handy.
303
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,190
Beautiful Cosplay Soldier of Love and Courage!
304
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,230
Tailor Moon!
305
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:10,230
Published once a month, so don't miss it!
306
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,440
Wait, what? Tailor-
307
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:18,360
That's the made-to-order cosplay shop that appears in the legendary doujinshi.
308
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:33,170
{\an8}If you go there, you can get anything fixed...
309
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,040
She's really into it...
310
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,830
As long as you prepare the scenario,
her body moves on its own.
311
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:33,170
That is the destiny of true fujoshi.
312
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:37,010
Hey, you're supposed to be my enemies, so stop mumbling!
313
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,090
Shut up, Kanamori!
314
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:38,630
What did you say?!
315
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,970
Moon Measure Action!
316
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,270
You dodged it?!
317
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:51,940
Know your place, Kanamori!
318
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,940
How could this have happened?
319
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:59,400
Tailor Moon Scissors!
320
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,910
How dare you humiliate a righteous cosplay soldier like this!
321
00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:07,620
Now that it's come to this, transform too, Noya-san!
322
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:11,290
Everyone shall become cosplay beauties by my hands!
323
00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:13,850
I am the legendary tailor, Tailor Moon!
324
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,720
My signature move is arguing endlessly.
325
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,420
Tailor Marketing!
326
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:18,770
Tailor
Marketing
327
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:18,770
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
328
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:18,840
Tailor
Marketing
329
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:18,840
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
330
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,090
On behalf of Mercury, I greet you.
331
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:18,940
Tailor
Marketing
332
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:18,940
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
333
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:19,020
Tailor
Marketing
334
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:19,020
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
335
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,090
Tailor
Marketing
336
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,090
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
337
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:19,190
Tailor
Marketing
338
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:19,190
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
339
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:19,270
Tailor
Marketing
340
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:19,270
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
341
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:19,360
Tailor
Marketing
342
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:19,360
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
343
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,420
Tailor
Marketing
344
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,420
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
345
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:19,520
Tailor
Marketing
346
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:19,520
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
347
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:19,610
Tailor
Marketing
348
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:19,610
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
349
00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:19,940
Tailor
Marketing
350
00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:19,940
Beautiful
Cosplay
Soldiers
351
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:24,260
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
352
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,180
Here's my chance!
353
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:26,930
You fell for it.
354
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:31,390
You gave in to your Japanese habits without knowing it.
355
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,980
I call it the Shining Business Card Illusion!
356
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:38,280
Now that all five of us are here, you have no chance!
357
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,350
Wait, five of us?
358
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,620
Tailor Reception.
359
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,950
Tailor Accountant.
360
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,790
Tailor Sales.
361
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,500
When did you...
362
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,670
Kanamori-san made me wear this.
363
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:02,220
Okay, let's go! All five of us!
364
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:08,680
Beautiful Cosplay Soldiers of Love and Courage, Tailor-
365
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,190
Pew pew pew!
366
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,150
Marketing, Accountant, Reception, Sales!
367
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,940
No, all my employees...
368
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:19,900
Who agreed to be your employee?
369
00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:23,280
Hang in there, Tailor Sales!
370
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,740
Please, don't die!
371
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:26,950
Kanamori...
372
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,040
Sorry, I guess it's over for me.
373
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:32,710
Hiromatsu!
374
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,380
I enjoyed all the time we spent
together in the Asstronomy Club.
375
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:50,810
None of this would've been possible
had you not joined that day.
376
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,020
No!
377
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,610
What do I do?
378
00:16:57,610 --> 00:17:01,480
I only just started school and
now they'll all think I'm weird.
379
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,530
What if I don't make any friends?
380
00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:06,820
Hey, your name is Kanamori, isn't it?
381
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,620
Are you free after school?
382
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,120
Y-Yeah.
383
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,960
'And thus, Kanamori opened the
doors to the Asstronomy Club'.
384
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,480
Why are you...
385
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,780
That's such a moving story.
386
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:45,240
Actually, I wanted to join the Asstronomy Club, but it was short on members
387
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,530
so I targeted the most timid person in our class.
388
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:53,370
Kanamori, come back to our club.
389
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:58,040
'The only place where you can be yourself is-arghh!'
390
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,170
Hiromatsu?!
391
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,670
'Dramatically dies'.
392
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,050
Hiromatsu!
393
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:12,430
Everyone died because of me.
394
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,100
But we're still alive...
395
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,940
I'll fight to avenge you all!
396
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,230
Kanamori Princess Make Up!
397
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,990
Everything is going according to your plan, Todayama.
398
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:28,610
So, this is the part where the music starts.
399
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,850
Play
400
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,850
Record
401
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,630
doko ni iru no
402
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,630
Where are you?
403
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:54,630
mukae ni kite hakuba no oujisama
404
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:54,630
Come and see me, my prince on a white horse.
405
00:18:55,380 --> 00:19:02,140
watashi wa princess mousou wa buka ne
406
00:18:55,380 --> 00:19:02,140
I'm dreaming that I'm a princess.
407
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:08,730
kami ni tsuketa chiccha na panda mejirushi ni mitsukete
408
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:08,730
With a tiny panda clipped to my hair, I'm looking for the signs.
409
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:16,570
dekireba utsukushii ikemen ga de ori to
410
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:16,570
I hope a handsome guy will come my way.
411
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,200
412
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,070
I will bring an end to the Asstronomy Club with my own hands.
413
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:22,740
And to you too, Todayama!
414
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,510
Silence! Know your place!
415
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,140
Tailor Moon, Omnipotent Body Size Measuring Attack!
416
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,830
Allow me to explain.
417
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:36,130
This ability uses my magical vision to reveal your body sizes to everyone.
418
00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:38,970
It's a terrifying sure-kill ability against girls!
419
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,550
What?!
420
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,390
Prepare yourself!
421
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,270
Hey, stop, Kanamori!
422
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,980
Bon appetit!
423
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,640
Bust, eig-
424
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,350
Waist, fif-
425
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,070
You censored it all with your beeping!
426
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,320
No fair!
427
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:04,120
This is supposed to be the scene
where the hero of justice prevails!
428
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,250
She's starting to throw a fit.
429
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,250
430
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,760
Oh dear, the club room is being destroyed.
431
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,340
I think we got too into it.
432
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,600
This rose...
433
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,850
It's Tuxedo Midnight!
434
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:28,600
Wait, who was that?
435
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,490
Thank you, Tuxedo Midnight!
436
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:34,570
The order in the club room has been maintained.
437
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,370
You were the one making all the fuss!
438
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:43,250
Since we're back to normal now, let's have some tea.
439
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:49,960
Look, the Morning Star looks beautiful over there.
440
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:54,590
Vice President, 'Hokulea' is the name of a star, right?
441
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:57,260
If I recall correctly, its name means 'star of joy' in Hawaiian.
442
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,510
Another name for it is 'Arturus'.
443
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,640
Correct.
444
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:07,690
Hokulea is an iconic star in the night sky during spring and is also important for celestial navigation.
445
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,650
It's an indispensable star in the sky.
446
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:12,990
Vice President, can I have a moment?
447
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:15,030
I can't seem to get this...
448
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,410
What's wrong?
449
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,990
Why did the vice president mention Hokulea?
450
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,660
'Don't lose sight of Hokulea'.
451
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:27,500
She was referring to Kanamori.
452
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,920
Every star has a purpose.
453
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:35,470
She's saying that there's a reason why Kanamori is in the Asstronomy Club.
454
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:41,510
You guys are more like a proper astronomy club than I thought.
455
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,680
What are you guys talking about?
456
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,880
Don't come over here.
457
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,350
What? How mean!
458
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:50,570
Kanamori, are you sure it's fine
not to hide yourself anymore?
459
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,860
Yeah, I'm fine already.
460
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:56,570
After messing around with everyone
in the club room, I suddenly stopped caring.
461
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,450
Tuxedo Midnight told me this,
462
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:06,600
'Whilst the beautiful morning star shines, a single light soars through space'.
463
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,790
'That is me'.
464
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,700
No he didn't.
465
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,250
I'm a chosen soldier, after all.
466
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:17,880
I have to continue protecting
the Asstronomy Club in his stead.
467
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,550
There she goes...
468
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,180
It feels reassuring that Kanamori-san
is going to protect the club.
469
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:30,520
You're lying through your teeth.
470
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,960
around
471
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,960
too!
472
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,960
Come and ass
473
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,960
Asstronomy Club
474
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:49,290
'Asstronomy Club'?
475
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,920
476
00:22:51,250 --> 00:24:20,930
477
00:22:51,250 --> 00:24:20,930
478
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:11,900
otoko no ko to chikau onna no ko tte
479
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:11,900
A girl that's different from a boy is...
480
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:18,600
suki to kirai dake de futsuu ga nai no
481
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:18,600
Just love or hate and no "normal".
482
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:23,320
demo suki ni nattara
483
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:23,320
But if you fall
484
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,450
ikutsu ka no
485
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,450
in love with her.
486
00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:29,620
mahou wo miseruwa hontou yo
487
00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:29,620
She'll show some magic, I promise.
488
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,830
mahou wo miseruwa hontou yo
489
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,830
She'll show some magic, I promise.
490
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:40,090
sou yo onna no ko no hatto wa
491
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:40,090
A girl's heart can
492
00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:46,620
hoshizora ni tsuki no kofune tabe
493
00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:46,620
float the moonshaped little boat in the starry sky.
494
00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:53,230
yume wo sagasu koto mo dekiru
495
00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:53,230
Can even search for dreams.
496
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:57,090
deriketto ni sukishite deriketto ni
497
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:57,090
Love a delicate one, a delicate one.
498
00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,070
deriketto ni sukishite deriketto ni
499
00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,070
Love a delicate one, a delicate one.
500
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:04,200
sukishite sukishite sukishite
501
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:04,200
Love me, love me, love me.
502
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:24,510
Welcome to my doujin shop!
503
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:27,470
Amateur copy machine doujin!
504
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:30,430
I love it when the guy leads on,
but really wants to take it.
505
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:35,060
Everyone collect rare ones with me!
506
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,450
The Forbidden Sanctuary
507
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,450
The Forbidden Sanctuary
508
00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:35,060
The Forbidden Sanctuary
509
00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:35,060
The Forbidden Sanctuary
510
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,810
Ebiten! Kanamori's Doujin Shop.
511
00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:37,510
Ebiten!
512
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,510
Kanamori's
Doujin Shop
513
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,030
We've got a wonderful roller bag, too.
514
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,960
Next time: From Rock Candies with Love
Look forward to it!
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