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I'm only the devil, sweetheart.

When the time is right, I will rise.

No! Everything you love will die and
everything you're scared of will come

to go to, why don't you go wear fashion?

Puttin' on the wrist.

Different types, wear a tape, so spanked
with stripes, cut away, so perfect

fits.

Puttin' on the wrist.

Pressed up like a million dollar
trooper.

Trying hard to look like a...

And he eased the dragon that ancient
serpent who had the

devil and Satan and bound him for a
thousand years.

And when the thousand years are ended,
Satan will be released from his prison

and he will come out to deceive the
nations that are at the four corners of

earth to gather them for battle.

Oh, I've waited so long for this.

Okay, I can't rent a ghost house. Why
can't I rent a ghost house? What have

done to me in the bathhouse?

Okay, don't panic.

Wait a sec.

Can I walk through walls?

Can I do that? Am I basically one of the
X -Men?

That'll be a no, then.

Think and be calm.

Just rest your hand on that roof.

Easy peasy, summer baby, okay? Is there
a torch on there? Cochran, don't scream!

Have been given evolution's winning
lottery ticket.

You've been upgraded.

But we aren't the only inhabitants of
this secret world, and there are those

envy our splendor.

Werewolves.

I shall now pause for giggles.

Well, well, well.

Someone's here for burning.

No,

I... Want a glass of water?

No, I'm good.

Who are you?

Good how, bad how.

I need to hear you say it.

Your friend is dead.

What happened to him?

Just my turn.

Now I see you. We wake up in the world
the other has created around them.

So you woke up and killed Natasha?

Oh, God, this again.

Look, don't get me wrong. I've killed
entire phone books of people.

But in this instance, she killed
herself.

And why would you do that, then? I've
absolutely no idea.

It was always going to end like this,
wasn't it?

Your Hal put up a good fight.

To be fair, he loved you both very much.

No.

He thought I was stupid. Quite the
opposite.

But I do.

I think you're a beast of the field.

Why did he have to go?

I follow Day and I follow him. I
wouldn't overanalyse it. He was kind and

and odd.

And now he's gone. There's just you.

Does that not bother you at all? Not
really. He exhausts me.

A mask of civility is always the hardest
to maintain.

But I don't need to tell you that.

Shall we do this, then?

Oh, it's so predictable.

Okay, lady, we need to talk.

Blimey, my throat, I need a crystal.

Some of them put up quite a fight, like
they knew what I was going to do to them

and wanted to hang on to what they were.

Captain Hatch, I've never understood why
you lot are so proud of being human.

A monkey falls out of a tree and invents
the digital watch.

That's basically it, isn't it?

You're standing up. Of course.

Haven't you heard?

He will rise.

What are you?

Some kind of type, too. I've had loads
of names over the years.

Azazel, Old Nick, Old Scratch, Voland,
The Stranger.

I'm sure you've been poking around
ghosts and ghouls long enough to have

one of them.

I don't believe you. I'd do a trick for
you.

I'd turn Walter into wine, but it's been
copyrighted.

Tell me a secret.

Something you've never said out loud
before.

My father beat me.

When he died, his body was laid in a
coffin in our front room.

The night before the funeral, I crept
downstairs and pissed on him.

Now, now.

You created the sound and fury that
brought me back.

We made such a great team.

I have one last favor to ask you.

Why'd you keep on saving him?

He killed Natasha.

God, how many times?

She killed herself.

I hate to say it, but you're right.

For Ghost told me.

He was sent here to break us up. It was
Brick's latest attempt at saving his

department.

Did she mention why she... Because
Captain Hatch told her to.

What? The old bloke in the wheelchair?

Except he isn't an old bloke in a
wheelchair.

He's the devil.

We've been played.

Oh, my!

God, we've been played. He wants to
start another war.

What are you talking about?

The devil feeds off the conflict between
werewolves and vampires.

Last century, he incited a full -scale
war between us.

In the end, we performed a ritual to cut
off his power supply, confine him to

his current body.

It looks like he's made a comeback.

Why does vampires and werewolves
fighting give the devil power?

And... Why does doing a ritual defeat
him? Our conditions come from him.

So his curses have to be united against
him.

The ritual must be performed by a
vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost.

So we'll just do the ritual again?
There's a catch.

What?

No, it's fine.

I should be able to remember all the
gubbins. It was nearly a hundred years

though.

Why should we trust you?

Because the apocalypse is bad news for
everyone.

But trust is a curious thing, isn't it,
Alex?

Your friend was struggling to defy
something, the power of which you will

understand.

Will you let others manipulate your
friendship and erode your trust?

This has got nothing to do with us. You
have got nothing to do with us.

You know what?

I really don't have time to listen to
this bullshit.

You need to see what's happening
outside.

I need to do something first.

He must have missed his heart.

I should put him out of his misery,
kinder in the long run.

Two minutes, all right?

Okay. Shit's getting real out there.

It's okay.

Don't panic.

Now then, a bit of a confession. I'm not
going to help you.

Just a couple of things about witnesses,
you know, blah -de -blah.

OK, but look, thanks for the blood and
everything.

You won't be forgotten.

Guy in denim shirt.

I think we can trust her to help us
through this ritual.

You don't have much choice.

You're the only one that knows what to
do.

And what do we do with him after all?

I suggest we head back to the hotel.

The last place any of us will hatch.

Well, in your own time.

Like I said, I should have just gone
with you.

Yeah,

love, I hope you know how much of my
heart it pains.

But I can't start slow.

Don't say that.

See how the bodies are positioned, how
the blood has exploded outwards?

They jumped.

From the rooftops.

How did he make Natasha kill herself?

He just said that he whispered in her
ear.

Is that how he does it? He just whispers
in their ears and makes them kill

themselves? He can't whisper to
everybody in the whole world.

But how has he suddenly got the power to
do this now? It must have been the

proximity.

He had a vampire and werewolf squabbling
under his nose. It must have been

enough to give him a foothold.

Wait, was this caused by that bloody
Employee of the Month competition?

I knew it. Well, things always lead to
shit like this. Clearly Mr Rook did all

he could to exacerbate the situation
too.

Who's that?

My God.

Speak of the devil.

Let me get this straight.

Mass hysteria, suicides, resurrecting
the Antichrist and all to safeguard your

pension. You can't be allowed to simply
run free. You need regulation.

Society needs men like me to protect
them.

Yeah, and how's that working out for
you?

How's that working out for you?

It was the greater good.

Don't you understand? A handful of
deaths to stop 10 ,000.

Tom, say, I refer you to my earlier
statement, and then gesture in.

I refer you... What?

Have you any idea what horror you've
unleashed?

I do.

He came to see me.

What happened to him? What did he want?

The emergency broadcast, Kurt.

In the event of a national emergency,
the government can seize control of all

television and radio broadcasts.

My department has them in case one of
your tribes ever attempts a coup.

What is it?

What's wrong?

What was it you said?

You can't whisper to the whole world?

I think you just found a way.

What does it say that chaos began
earlier this morning when the first

suicides occurred?

The deaths swept across the Welsh
capital and its surrounding areas,

disruption to all parts of the
community.

Police are investigating the situation
but have declined to comment at this

time. It's thought that the death toll
began on Barry Island in the Vale of

Plymouth, but that fatalities were soon
reported in Cardiff city centre. Get in.

Scenes of devastation have caused
hysterics and confusion.

Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm
sorry to interrupt your evening viewing,

but we need to talk.

I have something to tell you. But first,
there's a couple of things I'd like to

get off my chest.

You see, ever since you crawled out from
the primordial soup and flopped onto

the beach, I thought I was the one
holding you back.

distracting you with shiny stuff and
gunpowder.

And then I was put on the reserves
bench, shall we say.

And I thought, oh, well, that, that.

Without me whispering in their ears,
they'll build utopias.

Well, dearie me, I got that wrong.

He made you so he could retire. Did you
know that?

You were meant to be the pinnacle of
evolution.

A creature so sophisticated and
powerful, you wouldn't need him.

And he could go back to his garden and
his word search puzzles.

But what do you do?

You elect leaders that despise you and
rob you of your freedom and dignity.

You pollute and devour your Eden.

You know beauty to be false, but you
prostrate yourselves before it.

You think to be a Philistine is honest.

To be educated is cunning.

You find the lowest common denominator,
and then you dig deeper.

I was supposed to be the lesson.

I was the warning.

I was the lead.

And you all became my tribute, Africa.

There is nothing I can do.

Nothing in all the palaces of the
imagination worse than what you do to

other.

You dragged the world to the brink of
the abyss.

Well done.

And now I'm just going to give it that
final nod.

We're going to take a little break, but
join us when we come back for that very

special message.

A hundred years trapped in this broken
body.

A hundred years of aching bones and skin
like dust and getting up five times

in the night to pee. And you know what
kept me going?

knowing I'd see you again and pull out
your heart.

And then one day you stroll into the
hotel with a werewolf.

Talk about a get -out -of -jail card.

All I needed to do was pour a little
pestilence into your ears, and here we

We're united now.

You can't use the power of a Spartan
anymore.

United? Really?

Because I'm getting resentment, fury,
hints of heartbreak.

Doesn't matter.

We won't let you win. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll see.

Oh, hello.

You found your way back, then?

Yeah, I wouldn't want to mess up
bullshit supervillain speech from one of

cast of Cocoon.

Why are you here?

What are you going to do?

Well, I'll talk you through it, but I'm
on a bit of a tight schedule.

I'm going to carve the world into four
kingdoms.

Here, the north, will be kingdom of the
dead.

In the east, Russia and Asia, the
kingdom of disease.

In the South, Africa, the kingdom of
famine.

And in the West, the Americas, the
kingdom of war.

Can anyone see where this is going?

No? Does nobody go to Sunday school
anymore?

It's basically a four horsemen of the
apocalypse thing, but I'm doing it on my

own. Cutbacks.

Crikey, look at the time.

Slit the young fellow's throat as they
try to stop.

Hat.

Blood of the wolf.

Blood of the vampire.

Ring any bell?

Do they know what this means?

They do. Yeah?

What's it mean?

Oh, Hal, didn't you read them the small
print?

Nobody gets out of this alive.

Not even you, dear.

The ritual kills all participants.

We skip off into oblivion together, hand
in hand.

It's true.

But we don't care.

Do it, chaps.

Well, pretty few are.

That's all.

Trust me.

Any last requests?

Actually, forget it. I don't give a
shit.

Oh, dear.

Where are we? You tell me.

Belarus.

The Battle of Orsha.

This is where I became a vampire.

What happened?

The army surgeon was a vampire already.

He recruited me.

Is that him?

I've been watching him for quite a
while.

I don't feel... Something's wrong.

Well, someone's stuck a lance in your
tummy. It's bound to make you feel a bit

out of thought.

No, something else.

Something's missing.

Oh.

I wonder what that... Oh, hang on.

Yes, of course.

The surgeon hasn't found you yet.

You're still human now.

So, where's this?

It's my holiday.

I'm back on holiday.

This is where I was staying with my dad
and my brother.

Oh, my God, and that's their course.

Must be more to it than that.

More to it than just a holiday.

Or else we wouldn't be here.

Yeah.

It's the next one I die.

You were a tough one.

I couldn't take you back to when you
became a werewolf because you were just

baby.

You wouldn't know what I was talking
about.

So I'm giving you this.

My home.

Where we already live.

You're missing the important bit.

It's right under your nose.

Or not.

Let me give you a clue.

Who isn't here?

I'm an Alec. No.

Someone else.

The wolf.

It's gone.

I'm making you an offer.

Say no to his nibs over there.

Stay human.

Live your life.

How do you know?

I'm the bloody devil. How do you know I
can't travel through time?

I can't stay here.

Without me to stop you, you'll tear
everything apart.

About 450 years after you've died of old
age.

I can't stay here.

I remember everything.

Five centuries of life and progress.
Yes, well, I'd keep quiet about all that

I were you.

Start bashing on about hovercrafts
and...

Off -peak gym membership.

They'll lock you up.

What about coming up? I'm talking to
them, too.

I'm not omnipresent, but I can
multitask.

Oh, hello.

He with you?

The deal?

You're feeling things, aren't you?

Temperatures, hunger.

Just think what else you could
experience.

Love.

Career.

Sex.

Baby.

No.

No, I have to be dead to stop Mr Snow
and the vampires from taking over the

world. And then a few months later you
come along. Not in this world.

This world's the safe house.

But my world, where I'm from, what
happens to that?

Now, now, don't be greedy.

You get this world. I get that.

Oh. And you get him.

That. Is there enough dream here?

Is there a dream?

A bit of a grey area there.

Call it an alternative.

Just think.

Life without the wolf.

You return?

Nothing.

Literally nothing.

You do nothing. You just stay here.

What about you?

Well, don't worry about me.

I'll be out of the picture.

Leave you two in peace.

Well, technically three.

What do you mean?

I've got it.

Henri for a boy and Amy for a girl.

What do you think?

Leah?

Do you

remember when we first

met?

What? I got off the train from
Southampton.

I'd never seen so many people.

In my pocket, I had the letter saying I
had a job on the London Underground.

You rushed through the crowd.

You shook my hand and very quietly you
said you were part of a welcoming

committee for supernatural brethren.

Please.

Why did you want me?

To fight.

Dog fight.

Felix Hart.

Leonard Price.

Albert Perry.

Fred Saunders, Johnny White.

Do you know who they are?

Why are you doing this?

They're all the people I killed by the
time I died.

I couldn't remember what I had for
dinner the night before, but I never

those five names.

If you resist him and die here in this
forest, Or die of old age in 50

years.

How many lives will that save?

Because it's not just your victims, is
it?

Without you.

I would probably have slipped through
that crowd.

Worked hard.

Saved. Opened my shop.

Fallen in love. Had a family.

And not killed five people.

I never saved you any earlier.

I wasn't... It wasn't me. I was another
man entirely.

So save me now.

But Henri spelled H -E -N -R -I after
Henri Giffard, who invented the steam

injector and the powered airship. And
Amy spelled A -M -Y, of course, after

Johnson, the female aviator.

Or do you think they're too much to live
up to?

What's wrong?

You're awfully pale.

You're pregnant.

And you're Alison.

Oh, dear, I know what this is.

Delayed shock. Happened to my father.
The day Mum entered her third trimester,

Dad climbed up on top of the garden shed
and ate a whole tin of Quality Street.

Strong sweet tea is what you need. Come
on, soldier.

It's all right.

You've had it checked. The baby.

Noggin, you came to the door a week
scant, don't you remember?

You cried when you saw his little feet.

Then I cried, then the scanner lady
cried.

How did we meet?

What?

Come on, you're scaring me now.

It's fine, I remember.

I love the way you tell it.

Picture the scene.

A crazy, mixed -up kid lost in a strange
and brutal town.

I'm missing.

A walking tour of the sites of
archaeological significance.

She slips into a cafe to use the
facilities, and there behind the counter

certain Mr Dishy McDish of dystopia.

Then how'd she finish and you walked in?

We went to a museum.

Ostensibly to chaperone Hal and Alex,
but I had an ulterior motive.

Nothing gets the heart -raising like
dioramas of paleolithic man.

I was biding my time, and as soon as we
hit the gift shop, I pounced.

Is there anything weird about us?

Anything we have in common?

Well, he's the thing.

The same values, the same sense of
humour, and we both hated black swan,

that strikes me as entirely reasonable.

With that, nothing there was so
different.

Why would you still be with me now?

Because you're you.

You're kind and...

brave and clever and not too shabby in
the sack department.

I want this to be true.

What?

Tom, it is.

Well, how long can it go on for?

Well, as long as he likes.

I think I'll know what's happened.

You've been asleep and you had a dream.

One of those really realistic dreams
that seems so real that when you wake

everything else seems fake.

But you've got to say to yourself, this
is the real world.

And everything that went before, that
was the lie.

And this is my life.

I have to excuse myself. I think I'm
having a quality street moment.

Perhaps you could go in the living room
and read a magazine or a novel.

What do you want, you know, from life?

All this, but for real.

Wasn't really happening, though, was it?

Do you know what the definition of
madness is?

Doing the same thing over and over and
expecting a different result.

How do you know that?

I was going to drop it in a conversation
to impress Hal, but the moment ain't

really come up yet. Yes, Hal.

What's going on with him at the moment?

He's gone.

He does this.

He gets sort of...

Well, to be fair, he still said he'd
join in the ritual.

And he knows it all flows back to
whoever's blood it is and kills them.

That's not his blood in the flask.

He's using somebody else's blood.

Seriously?

Well, it still works.

Well, it would weaken me, but that's
all.

That's how I ended up in this body.

Chances are I'd be back on my feet in a
hundred years.

He's a slippery bugger, isn't he?

Hey. What's this?

Alex?

Sweetheart?

You're crying.

Is this about Ryan's tattoo still?

That was the last conversation that we
had.

We argued about his tattoo and the
spelling mistake. That must be the

the last memory that you have of me.

What?

You would have of me if... you know,
something happened.

Exactly. Stop being a dick and be nice
to your poor daddy.

You're looking peaky.

Can't, um... What's his name?

Hal.

Can't you see Hal tomorrow?

You look shattered.

Have an early night.

And, you know, don't worry about us.

You can do all the washing and ironing
in the morning.

Always looking after me.

Oh. I've grown very fond of you over the
years.

I'm... I'm out of my depth here, love.

Is this a woman's thing?

Shall I ring Nana?

Or your Uncle Adrian?

I'm fine, Uncle Adrian.

Really happy.

Sweetheart, you can't go on a date when
you're looking this happy.

Well, I don't know if I can cancel.

I don't know how this works.

How long has it been since you last went
out on a date?

Oh, maybe you're right.

I feel so drained.

What are you thinking?

What?

Good God, woman, I just came in here to
look for an ashtray. Tell me what's

running through your head right now.

Your mum was an idiot.

Dad? Well, I don't mean... I'm not
trying to bring up old... I mean,

like that, missing, seeing you, here and
now, what you've become, I mean... And

you.

Yes.

I have aged really well, to be fair.

Listen...

I'm really sorry about Elliot.

Meet you again?

Yeah. Got to.

You're going to make me go outside to
smoke, aren't you?

I thought I'd hidden your cigarette.

Bought some more.

And it's your inheritance I'm spending.

I love you, Dad.

Well, you might not, do you?

That was a low blow, using him.

I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't
show you the whole picture.

Everything you're missing.

Why? Why are you doing this?

It's what I was made for.

God knows why.

Literally.

Grand scheme of things.

Circle of life, all that.

I don't really get a say in it.

I just have one purpose.

Cancel your date.

Play swing ball with your brothers. Go
home.

Fall in love.

I'd say that's a lot more real than
where you came from.

Are you real?

I think I'm symbolic.

I'm not sure if that's the same thing.

I wanted to say goodbye.

You did.

Don't you remember?

Not to you.

Tom and Alex.

Alex will leave too now.

Yes.

Of course she will. That's good.

There was a man here.

I didn't see anyone. I'm sure of it.

We talked.

You are delirious.

You lost so much blood.

Close your eyes. I wish I could
remember. I have to remember something.

To ignore the man, the army surgeon,
that's what you have to do.

Remember to die, Al.

I was with Tom and Alex in a studio, and
he was there, the man was

there.

Then we were here.

I was thinking something before you
arrived about what he was saying.

There isn't anyone there.

It's only ever been me. I was
thinking... I was thinking...

That this is a trick.

You're making me sad. Shut up.

You're just symbolic.

I want to talk to him.

I want to know what he's doing with the
others.

It's misdirection.

Well, I'm here. What are you doing with
the others?

You didn't answer my question.

What are you going to do to the world?

Don't be late to worry about that.

I've already started.

But my family, my friends, you're going
to hurt them.

Hurt them?

They're right here.

Helen, Alec, what are you doing to them?

Fuck them.

This is what you want.

You think they'd give up their dream for
you?

You think Hal would give up anything for
you?

Look at what I'm offering you.

There's no shame in living a dream if
it's better than reality.

Who's going to thank you for giving this
up?

Who's going to know?

You know where you went wrong?

You should have put us together.

Everything is incomplete without them.

But my real family, the ones that I
can't see, they're in danger.

How can you have spent a century living
among people without learning anything

about us?

You forget that we are not like you.

Deep down, we're human.

Here!

No, if you don't mind.

I have a hot date to get ready for.

So thank you very much for your kind
offer.

I'm afraid, like, it's no while.

It's not yet.

Bunch of puffs.

Thank God I'm still me. I was good
again.

It was ghastly.

If you're not using your blood, she
won't die. You're liars.

It won't kill the devil, just put him
out of action for 100 years. Look, it's

self -preservation, that's all.

You can find another ghost and werewolf
being my guest.

You never run out of ways of being a
dick, do you?

Guys.

Shit.

OK, we do it anyway.

And if he comes back in 100 years, then
you kick his arse properly.

Yeah. Yeah, the date.

I didn't drink it yet.

Welcome back.

Come closer.

That's it.

Right up to the television.

I've got a secret to tell you.

Everybody loves a secret, don't they?

This vision.

Get.

The government has launched an inquiry
into how the gas was released and how a

retired army captain suffering from
dementia was able to gain access to the

television studio.

Poisoned gas fumes.

Do you really expect people to believe
that?

I don't see why not.

People will believe whatever gives them
the fewest nightmares. What happened to

the devil? He'll have returned to the
atmosphere.

To people's hearts.

Still, it looks like Rick's got his
department back.

Maybe that's a good thing, though.

There are a lot of monsters about.

That's my cue to go.

I have a surprisingly low threshold for
passive aggression.

We'll do this now.

We'll just have the devil come back one
day.

But we need help to defeat him and
stuff.

We'll do it.

We'll find a way.

God, I need you to do this. I need you
to piss me off.

Oh, and Alex?

Sorry, thing. It didn't work out between
us.

I know other me was keen as mustard.

Well, maybe other you should have stuck
around.

Hal, this is it.

When you say goodbye as good, Hal.

Our best mate.

If this is my last memory of you, will
you make it a nice one?

Goodbye, Tom.

You deserve better friends than me.

Are we wasting our time doing all this?

Trying to be human?

Don't do it again.

The definition of madness is doing the
same thing over and over and expecting a

different result.

Is that what we're doing?

Hal, don't take everything away.

I'm not part of this little project now.

Which gives me clarity I didn't have
before.

Annie, George, Mitchell, Nina, two of
you, what none of you realised...

None of us realize It's the desire to be
human at the end of the beginning to

want it is to have it You're not wasting
your time Tom. You've already won

Alex

why are you holding the door shut?

You understand why we're doing this,
don't you? I understand why you're going

try. Don't suppose you fancy just sort
of surrendering? I'm not the just sort

surrendering type. Don't put the stake
down.

You don't have the stomach for this
fight. I do.

Do you know what the difference is
between you and the other Hal?

I see it now.

The other Hal never underestimated me.

What do we do now?

I don't know. Yes, what is the protocol
in the situation?

Bollocks, answer it.

We are going to answer it.

Are you going to run?

I don't run.

I don't... Oh, yeah, sorry.

I come in peace.

Ali! Ali! Ali! What?

What? Am I jumping the queue? Do you
want to jump into the next boat?

He did stop hatch.

She hit the bed.

You think we're even now?

He brought the devil back. He brought
him back.

Basically, there's some sort of debate
as to whether the end justifies the

means.

We're talking to the ghost, by the way.

Perhaps you can explain.

I thought I was doing a good thing.

Or at least a necessary thing. God, it's
the bloody record.

What's he doing here anyway?

Does he want us to forgive him? Is that
what it is?

What do you want, Rook? We were rather
in the middle of something.

I came to tell you that I have resigned
my post.

Well, what the hell did Natasha or any
of those people die for?

What did any of this happen for? None of
those deaths were in vain.

The future of the department is assured
now.

Our work, their work, their essential
work can continue.

Fuck this.

I can't listen to this. Get him out of
here before I pull the case and I'm

to say it.

Perhaps it is too soon.

Perhaps none of this can make sense yet.

How can you hear Alex?

She talked about the death and Natasha.
You responded. How?

What am I like?

Your insides are on fire.

When I realized Brooke was about to kill
me, I fled that

old, tired body.

I've entered this world.

Now, it's too late.

I'm too powerful.

What are you waiting for? Just

do it.

The devil needs to possess a human.

You're the only human here.

His spirit is going to come back and
take you again.

When it does, kill me.

A good how, bad how?

Not just a cut.

I'm aching.

I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

Shit, look at my tights. They're ripped.

Tom, hit me.

Ah, Jesus.

But I felt it. That actually hurt.

Confund it.

Oh, what's happening?

Our curses came from the devil.

With him dead, properly dead, they're
gone.

We're human.

I

want

to be with you all the time

I want to be with you day and night.

Are you still eating?

You're going to make yourself sick.

That's the plan.

Another sensation out of me.

Pee? No.

I'll go in then.

It's a wee one, though.

And a coffee.

And some hot chocolate.

And some biscuits.

Do you think we should ring first?

No, me turning up on my family's
doorstep, literally risen from the

dad will have a heart attack.

Trust me, I don't think it's a good way
of doing this.

Starting in two minutes.

Have you had the air?

I was waiting for an appropriate moment.

Well, now it's good.

Look, she's there.

Were you planning to stay in Scotland?

You're with your family.

I mean, we're assuming you will, and
that's fine. We completely understand.

But we want you to stay here with us
because you sound... Yeah, quite.

But this is your home, too, and you'd be
more than welcome to come back here.

I'd like that.

We'd like that. Well, I'd like it very
much. We would.

Before I died, the plan was to live.

To leave home, to see the world.

So going back there now would be a bit
like wasting this second chance.

But would staying here be any better? I
don't know.

Can we do this thing with my family
first? I can't really make a decision

we've done that.

Could have waited till later.

What?

So what happens now?

With us?

I know it's ten kinds of weird, but... I
think we need to discuss it.

I do too.

I just... assumed that you'd want to
wait until you'd seen your family.

Oh, no, I do.

But... I just need to know what else
there is for me here.

Me.

There's me.

Right, so 10p a bet before they price it
up, obviously.

Closest to the actual value wins.

And Hal, if it's something that you used
to own, you missed that round. What,

once?

That happened once.

Hey, what was your dream?

What did Hatch put you?

Somewhere a long way away.

But it didn't have you two there.

I told him he should have put us
together, that it was incomplete without

two.

And here we are.

Here you are.