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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,120 This season on 2 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:02,850 Keeping Up With the Kardashians... 3 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:05,650 Keeping Up With the Kardashians 5x01 Kim's House Party Original Air Date on August 22, 2010 4 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,080 So I could teach her to swim. 5 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,210 Yeah. 6 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:11,420 The big 10 point guard can't swim. 7 00:00:12,465 --> 00:00:13,832 Kim, you are the 8 00:00:13,899 --> 00:00:14,932 only single one. 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,400 Yeah. 10 00:00:16,468 --> 00:00:17,902 This is Kim's new 11 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:18,902 bodyguard. 12 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:19,903 We have to work 13 00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:21,872 professionally. 14 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:22,806 Someone who wanted to 15 00:00:22,873 --> 00:00:23,740 get set up with you. 16 00:00:23,808 --> 00:00:25,360 He plays football. 17 00:00:25,428 --> 00:00:26,354 I don't want to date 18 00:00:26,422 --> 00:00:27,222 another football player. 19 00:00:27,289 --> 00:00:29,584 Who cares? 20 00:00:29,652 --> 00:00:32,928 Miles Austin. 21 00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:34,107 My wish would be to 22 00:00:34,174 --> 00:00:35,630 get the hell away from 23 00:00:35,698 --> 00:00:37,275 her family. 24 00:00:37,343 --> 00:00:38,086 Kourt, are you moving 25 00:00:38,154 --> 00:00:39,940 to New York? 26 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:40,682 She's going 27 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:41,557 to leave us. 28 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:42,458 If we're together, 29 00:00:42,526 --> 00:00:43,262 you don't text other 30 00:00:43,329 --> 00:00:44,699 Whores! 31 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,981 This feels really good. 32 00:00:47,049 --> 00:00:48,022 I don't want my wife 33 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:48,962 fooling around with some 34 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:50,068 young kid! 35 00:00:50,136 --> 00:00:50,807 Kris I just 36 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:51,746 feel like everything happens 37 00:00:51,814 --> 00:00:52,752 for a reason. 38 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,192 We've never seen you 39 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,498 and dad fight like that. 40 00:00:55,566 --> 00:00:56,608 I'm just sick and 41 00:00:56,676 --> 00:01:00,487 tired of all of this! 44 00:01:02,531 --> 00:01:03,334 for dinner. 45 00:01:03,402 --> 00:01:04,339 I'm just gonna make Kendall's 46 00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:05,477 favorite pasta if nobody else 47 00:01:05,545 --> 00:01:06,548 has a vote. 48 00:01:06,616 --> 00:01:07,285 It's not my favorite 49 00:01:07,353 --> 00:01:08,056 pasta anymore. 50 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:08,760 You make it every single 51 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:09,731 night, ma. 52 00:01:09,798 --> 00:01:10,768 Okay, well, I don't 53 00:01:10,836 --> 00:01:11,706 make it every night. 54 00:01:11,773 --> 00:01:12,506 You actually do make 55 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:13,644 the same food every 56 00:01:13,714 --> 00:01:14,717 single night. 57 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:15,618 Okay, now nobody gets a 58 00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:16,824 vote because I'm tired of the 59 00:01:16,891 --> 00:01:18,595 bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. 60 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:19,365 May I have your 61 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:20,369 attention? 62 00:01:20,436 --> 00:01:21,105 What? 63 00:01:21,173 --> 00:01:21,842 As some of you may 64 00:01:21,910 --> 00:01:23,480 know, a few weeks ago... 65 00:01:23,548 --> 00:01:24,753 You won a gold medal. 66 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:27,293 No. My wedding ring 67 00:01:27,361 --> 00:01:27,829 broke. 68 00:01:27,897 --> 00:01:28,833 What?! 69 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:29,869 It did? 70 00:01:29,937 --> 00:01:30,670 I've never had my 71 00:01:30,739 --> 00:01:31,875 wedding ring off in 19 and a 72 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:32,878 half years. 73 00:01:32,946 --> 00:01:34,448 I got the ring back. 74 00:01:34,516 --> 00:01:36,421 I think what we should do is we 75 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:38,226 should have a little ceremony, 76 00:01:38,294 --> 00:01:40,332 renew our vows. 77 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,602 Come on in here, honey. 78 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,873 I just Up 79 00:01:42,941 --> 00:01:44,812 the cake, so just hang on, 80 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,149 Romeo. 81 00:01:46,217 --> 00:01:46,919 What an annoying 82 00:01:46,986 --> 00:01:47,821 woman. 83 00:01:47,889 --> 00:01:48,656 Are you sure you want 84 00:01:48,723 --> 00:01:49,760 to get remarried right now? 85 00:01:49,828 --> 00:01:50,728 Okay, let's do this. 86 00:01:50,797 --> 00:01:51,899 I gotta make pasta. 87 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:52,633 All right, stand 88 00:01:52,701 --> 00:01:53,035 right here. 89 00:01:53,103 --> 00:01:53,837 Hold Mason. 90 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,541 He's my best man. 91 00:01:55,608 --> 00:01:56,276 He holds the ring. 92 00:01:56,344 --> 00:01:57,847 Kim, don't do that! 93 00:01:57,915 --> 00:01:58,748 Come on, honey. 94 00:01:58,817 --> 00:01:59,550 I'm wearing white. 95 00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:01,857 She's wearing white. 96 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:02,859 I have gathered you 97 00:02:02,927 --> 00:02:05,398 all here today for this joyous 98 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:06,534 occasion. 99 00:02:06,601 --> 00:02:07,904 I, with this ring... 100 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:09,074 I, with this ring... 101 00:02:09,141 --> 00:02:09,942 ...Promise to love 102 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:10,710 you... 103 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:11,512 ...Promise to love 104 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:11,880 you... 105 00:02:11,948 --> 00:02:13,116 ...Be kind to you... 106 00:02:13,184 --> 00:02:13,884 ...Be kind to you... 107 00:02:13,952 --> 00:02:14,685 ...Always have 108 00:02:14,753 --> 00:02:15,387 sex with you. 109 00:02:15,455 --> 00:02:16,356 Kris ...Always 110 00:02:16,424 --> 00:02:17,125 have sex with you. 111 00:02:17,192 --> 00:02:19,129 Please say, "I do." 112 00:02:19,196 --> 00:02:20,731 I do. 113 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,935 Yay! 114 00:02:22,002 --> 00:02:22,837 You have to kiss 115 00:02:22,904 --> 00:02:23,438 first. 116 00:02:23,505 --> 00:02:24,273 I don't think he 117 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,141 can lift her. 118 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:26,677 This is all awkward. 119 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:27,580 You weren't this 120 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,951 heavy before. 121 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:32,292 This is weird. 122 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:33,294 Captioning sponsored by 123 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:37,369 bunim-murray productions 124 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:43,480 He wants a boob, honey. 125 00:02:43,548 --> 00:02:46,920 You don't have a boob, okay? 126 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:47,956 hi, how are 127 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:49,191 you? 128 00:02:49,259 --> 00:02:50,962 What are ya doin'? 129 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:52,331 Mom, one time we 130 00:02:52,399 --> 00:02:54,369 were fighting about Scott, and 131 00:02:54,436 --> 00:02:56,240 she was like saying that 132 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,910 that's how Scott talks. 133 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:58,744 Scott doesn't talk 134 00:02:58,812 --> 00:02:59,279 like that. 135 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,014 Kris he's 136 00:03:00,082 --> 00:03:01,149 a gangsta. 137 00:03:01,217 --> 00:03:01,916 Scott doesn't have 138 00:03:01,984 --> 00:03:02,918 an accent, but he has a 139 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:04,889 high-pitched voice. 140 00:03:04,957 --> 00:03:05,790 Kris no, 141 00:03:05,859 --> 00:03:06,391 he has an accent. 142 00:03:06,459 --> 00:03:07,928 And he wants a piece of pizza. 143 00:03:07,996 --> 00:03:08,930 Ever since Scott 144 00:03:08,998 --> 00:03:10,566 and I got back from Miami, we 145 00:03:10,634 --> 00:03:11,635 probably see each other every 146 00:03:11,703 --> 00:03:12,837 couple days. 147 00:03:12,906 --> 00:03:14,208 I think it's important that 148 00:03:14,275 --> 00:03:15,510 Scott sees Mason whenever 149 00:03:15,577 --> 00:03:16,545 he wants. 150 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:18,781 Scott has definitely been making 151 00:03:18,849 --> 00:03:20,784 some great steps towards 152 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:21,952 bettering himself. 153 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,688 He's been sober since Miami. 154 00:03:23,756 --> 00:03:24,523 Hi, Buddy. 155 00:03:24,591 --> 00:03:25,525 I'm also selling my 156 00:03:25,592 --> 00:03:27,395 condo right now, and I've 157 00:03:27,462 --> 00:03:28,797 decided that it's best that I 158 00:03:28,866 --> 00:03:31,335 live with Khloe for now, where 159 00:03:31,402 --> 00:03:32,804 Rob's there, Khloe's there, 160 00:03:32,872 --> 00:03:33,772 lamar's there. 161 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:34,975 There's plenty of extra hands to 162 00:03:35,043 --> 00:03:36,511 help me out with Mason. 163 00:03:36,578 --> 00:03:38,514 I've given Scott so 164 00:03:38,582 --> 00:03:39,983 many chances. 165 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:42,921 I used to live with Scott. 166 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,557 It's all, but he's always, 167 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,625 "I'm trying, 168 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,393 I'm trying." 169 00:03:46,461 --> 00:03:47,795 It's always that. 170 00:03:47,863 --> 00:03:48,830 I'm over it. 171 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:49,765 Like you know what? 172 00:03:49,832 --> 00:03:52,035 It's-- people have their limits. 173 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:54,940 Scott has messed up 174 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:56,475 consistently. 175 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:58,779 Literally, it's like 176 00:03:58,847 --> 00:03:59,780 a merry-go-round. 177 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,517 It happens every 178 00:04:01,584 --> 00:04:02,852 four to six months. 179 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,787 Can I get you to shut 180 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:04,989 your Up? 181 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:06,691 So if anyone thinks 182 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:07,793 that I'm being a little harsh, a 183 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:10,697 little aggressive, please spend 184 00:04:10,765 --> 00:04:11,799 a day in my shoes, and maybe 185 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,435 you'll feel the exact same way. 186 00:04:13,502 --> 00:04:14,836 We're supposed to 187 00:04:14,905 --> 00:04:16,406 accept who he is and these 188 00:04:16,474 --> 00:04:17,541 outbursts and things that 189 00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:18,743 happen. 190 00:04:18,811 --> 00:04:20,780 And then it's our turn to have 191 00:04:20,847 --> 00:04:22,982 a moment, he gets to walk away. 192 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,250 I mean, why are we supposed 193 00:04:24,318 --> 00:04:25,584 to put up with it and not 194 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:27,519 walk away? 195 00:04:27,587 --> 00:04:28,921 In the big picture, 196 00:04:28,988 --> 00:04:30,622 when you are dating somebody, 197 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,722 it's as good as the relationship 198 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,255 will ever get. 199 00:04:34,323 --> 00:04:34,989 Ever. 200 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:35,890 Ever. 201 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:37,257 You get married to him, it's 202 00:04:37,325 --> 00:04:38,992 only gonna make it more 203 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:39,993 difficult 'cause now you got a 204 00:04:40,061 --> 00:04:42,063 contract. 205 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,369 This is so beautiful. 206 00:04:49,437 --> 00:04:50,537 This is like we're in Italy, 207 00:04:50,604 --> 00:04:51,237 honey. 208 00:04:51,305 --> 00:04:52,038 It is like in Italy. 209 00:04:52,106 --> 00:04:54,039 It's gorgeous. 210 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:56,474 Come in! 211 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:57,441 Hey, Kim, this is 212 00:04:57,509 --> 00:05:00,544 absolutely gorgeous! 213 00:05:00,612 --> 00:05:01,412 Thank you! 214 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,946 Do you love it? 215 00:05:03,014 --> 00:05:05,415 This is amazing! 216 00:05:05,483 --> 00:05:06,649 So a lot has gone on 217 00:05:06,717 --> 00:05:07,950 in the past month or so 218 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:10,219 since Miami. 219 00:05:10,286 --> 00:05:11,286 Reggie and I broke up. 220 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,320 And at first it was really 221 00:05:12,388 --> 00:05:13,788 tough living your life so 222 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,757 public, seeing your relationship 223 00:05:15,825 --> 00:05:18,827 play out in all the tabloids. 224 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:20,962 But now I am over it. 225 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,697 I'm single and I am absolutely 226 00:05:23,765 --> 00:05:25,031 loving life. 227 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:31,270 Since I'm not in a 228 00:05:31,338 --> 00:05:32,972 relationship, the one thing I've 229 00:05:33,039 --> 00:05:35,007 just been diving into and 230 00:05:35,074 --> 00:05:36,441 obsessed with right now is my 231 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:37,442 new house. 232 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:38,610 Hey, the maceman 233 00:05:38,678 --> 00:05:39,511 is here. 234 00:05:39,578 --> 00:05:40,245 What's happening, Buddy? 235 00:05:40,313 --> 00:05:42,013 Kim, this looks so 236 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:43,014 amazing. 237 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:43,981 It's kind of like 238 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:44,982 my relationship. 239 00:05:45,049 --> 00:05:46,783 All my clutches will go there. 240 00:05:46,851 --> 00:05:48,251 Oh, my God, 241 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:49,985 I love the chandelier! 242 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:51,353 I'm like nurturing it 243 00:05:51,421 --> 00:05:52,787 and spending a lot of time there 244 00:05:52,855 --> 00:05:54,021 and just making sure that 245 00:05:54,089 --> 00:05:55,789 everything is perfect. 246 00:05:55,857 --> 00:05:56,690 Masey, look what you 247 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:58,025 left at home! 248 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:58,992 Mr. Roberto... 249 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,360 It's my new boyfriend. 250 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,161 This house is 251 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,162 stunning. 252 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,397 You guys need to get out 253 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:04,964 of here. 254 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,365 This room is just to look at, 255 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,266 not to sit in. 256 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,233 Let's check the 257 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,301 backyard out before we get in 258 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,168 trouble for sitting on 259 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,671 the furniture. 260 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:14,572 All right, let's go. 261 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:15,606 There's the path. 262 00:06:15,674 --> 00:06:16,306 Yeah. 263 00:06:16,374 --> 00:06:18,942 This is fantastic. 264 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:19,976 Do you guys have to wear 265 00:06:20,044 --> 00:06:21,211 your heels and stuff on the 266 00:06:21,278 --> 00:06:22,278 grass? 267 00:06:22,346 --> 00:06:22,978 Actually, you should 268 00:06:23,046 --> 00:06:23,779 walk on the grass with your 269 00:06:23,847 --> 00:06:24,947 heels 'cause it will aerate 270 00:06:25,014 --> 00:06:25,881 the lawn. 271 00:06:25,948 --> 00:06:26,681 Okay, seriously, you're 272 00:06:26,749 --> 00:06:27,948 getting crumbs everywhere. 273 00:06:28,016 --> 00:06:28,949 Look at this! 274 00:06:29,016 --> 00:06:30,250 So let's not eat 275 00:06:30,317 --> 00:06:31,517 anymore in Kim's house. 276 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,519 This'll be fun. 277 00:06:33,587 --> 00:06:34,520 Kourtney! 278 00:06:34,587 --> 00:06:35,420 When my whole family 279 00:06:35,488 --> 00:06:36,488 comes over, they are nothing 280 00:06:36,556 --> 00:06:37,723 but obnoxious. 281 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:38,790 Fingerprints, fingerprints, 282 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:39,824 people. 283 00:06:39,892 --> 00:06:42,159 Seriously, guys, paws off. 284 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,293 Paws off the window. 285 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,194 Oh, why did you 286 00:06:44,262 --> 00:06:44,962 invite us over? 287 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,297 I want you to see it. 288 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,498 I said, "look, don't touch." 289 00:06:56,904 --> 00:06:57,637 Hi. 290 00:06:57,705 --> 00:06:58,338 Hi. 291 00:06:58,406 --> 00:06:58,971 How are you? 292 00:06:59,039 --> 00:06:59,906 Good. How are you? 293 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:01,842 So, basically, I wanted to go 294 00:07:01,909 --> 00:07:03,242 back to what you were saying 295 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:04,243 initially in terms of your 296 00:07:04,311 --> 00:07:06,678 insecurities and being thrust 297 00:07:06,746 --> 00:07:09,113 into this bigger family. 298 00:07:09,181 --> 00:07:09,947 Right. 299 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:10,881 While Scott and I 300 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:12,215 are kind of working on things, 301 00:07:12,283 --> 00:07:13,383 we've been going to therapy 302 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,784 twice a week. 303 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:15,918 I don't know where our 304 00:07:15,986 --> 00:07:18,421 relationship stands, but we're 305 00:07:18,488 --> 00:07:19,556 both working on it. 306 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:20,490 I love Scott. 307 00:07:20,558 --> 00:07:22,358 He's Mason's father, and we're 308 00:07:22,426 --> 00:07:23,793 both doing our best. 309 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:24,760 How do you feel about 310 00:07:24,828 --> 00:07:25,961 being part of a big family? 311 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,229 I mean, is that something that 312 00:07:27,296 --> 00:07:29,197 is attractive to you, or is it 313 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:30,331 something that like, "get me out 314 00:07:30,399 --> 00:07:31,666 of here"? 315 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:32,433 Yeah, that's not 316 00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:32,933 for me. 317 00:07:33,001 --> 00:07:33,934 It's not for you. 318 00:07:34,002 --> 00:07:34,935 Him and my brother 319 00:07:35,002 --> 00:07:35,869 used to be close. 320 00:07:35,937 --> 00:07:36,936 Him and my sister Khloe used 321 00:07:37,004 --> 00:07:37,771 to be close. 322 00:07:37,838 --> 00:07:38,538 We used to all three 323 00:07:38,606 --> 00:07:39,305 live together. 324 00:07:39,373 --> 00:07:40,406 They like despise each other 325 00:07:40,474 --> 00:07:41,340 now. 326 00:07:41,408 --> 00:07:41,974 How do you feel 327 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:42,708 about that? 328 00:07:42,776 --> 00:07:43,709 How do you deal with it? 329 00:07:43,777 --> 00:07:44,543 It's like I have to 330 00:07:44,611 --> 00:07:46,678 live two different scenarios. 331 00:07:46,746 --> 00:07:47,946 Right, two separate 332 00:07:48,014 --> 00:07:48,947 lives, in essence, with 333 00:07:49,015 --> 00:07:50,015 your partner. 334 00:07:50,082 --> 00:07:50,782 Right. 335 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:51,616 I'd like to know from 336 00:07:51,684 --> 00:07:52,817 you, you know, what are your 337 00:07:52,885 --> 00:07:54,185 expectations, what are your 338 00:07:54,253 --> 00:07:55,720 needs in the relationship? 339 00:07:55,787 --> 00:07:56,954 The only thing I want 340 00:07:57,022 --> 00:07:59,956 is to be treated like the man 341 00:08:00,024 --> 00:08:01,925 that everybody's asking of me. 342 00:08:01,992 --> 00:08:02,725 Once you've broken 343 00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:05,894 trust, and you start thinking in 344 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:06,829 your mind, "I want to be a 345 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:07,729 better person, I want to be 346 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,130 a better dad," people aren't 347 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,598 automatically gonna go, "oh, 348 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:11,466 Scott, that's so great! 349 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,734 We're so happy for you." 350 00:08:12,801 --> 00:08:13,768 You know, they're gonna be 351 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:14,869 really cautious. 352 00:08:14,936 --> 00:08:16,136 That becomes challenging for the 353 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,438 two of you. 354 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:31,449 Hey, Kim. 355 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,318 Hey, mom. 356 00:08:32,385 --> 00:08:33,386 What are you doing? 357 00:08:33,453 --> 00:08:35,387 Just organizing. 358 00:08:35,455 --> 00:08:36,922 You still unpacking? 359 00:08:36,989 --> 00:08:37,656 Yeah. 360 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:38,457 Do you know what I 361 00:08:38,524 --> 00:08:39,391 realized when I was driving 362 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:39,924 up here? 363 00:08:39,992 --> 00:08:40,859 What? 364 00:08:40,926 --> 00:08:41,826 I drove by the house 365 00:08:41,894 --> 00:08:42,694 that daddy and I used to 366 00:08:42,761 --> 00:08:43,194 live in. 367 00:08:43,262 --> 00:08:44,228 And then Bruce and I used to 368 00:08:44,296 --> 00:08:44,995 live next door. 369 00:08:45,063 --> 00:08:45,796 I know. 370 00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:46,563 That was our first 371 00:08:46,631 --> 00:08:47,197 house. 372 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:47,964 We rented that house before we-- 373 00:08:48,032 --> 00:08:48,965 That's why I knew that 374 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,566 this was like meant to be. 375 00:08:50,634 --> 00:08:51,567 We have like the best memories 376 00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:52,467 here. 377 00:08:52,535 --> 00:08:53,435 Kim, you have to have 378 00:08:53,503 --> 00:08:55,171 like a housewarming party. 379 00:08:55,238 --> 00:08:56,305 I don't want anyone 380 00:08:56,373 --> 00:08:57,607 over, never. 381 00:08:57,674 --> 00:08:59,141 Ou have a huge, 382 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:00,509 beautiful new house. 383 00:09:00,577 --> 00:09:01,310 It won't be too 384 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:02,310 beautiful after everyone comes 385 00:09:02,378 --> 00:09:03,645 and messes it up. 386 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:04,679 It's a party-- with 387 00:09:04,746 --> 00:09:05,613 adults. 388 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,613 It's not a bunch of teenagers 389 00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:07,514 running around. 390 00:09:07,582 --> 00:09:09,315 I know, but like I just 391 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,151 don't like people in my space, 392 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:11,884 you know? 393 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,820 Kim, I'll make it easy. 394 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,354 I'll do all the planning. 395 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,221 We'll have everybody over. 396 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:16,921 It'll be fun. 397 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,789 Have some fun once in a while. 398 00:09:18,857 --> 00:09:19,623 Fine. 399 00:09:19,691 --> 00:09:20,657 Okay, but it has to be like 400 00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:21,725 normal hours. 401 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:22,526 I don't want to like piss off 402 00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:23,527 my neighbors. 403 00:09:23,595 --> 00:09:24,495 Kim, it's not animal 404 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:25,829 house. 405 00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:26,763 Yes, it is. 406 00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:27,664 All right, I'll do 407 00:09:27,732 --> 00:09:28,264 a list. 408 00:09:28,332 --> 00:09:28,898 I'll bring Lisa over. 409 00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:29,832 I'll get the caterer. 410 00:09:29,899 --> 00:09:30,733 We're having cocktails and 411 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,833 hors d'oeuvres, that's it. 412 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,901 Everybody out of here by 10:30. 413 00:09:33,969 --> 00:09:34,935 Fine. 414 00:09:35,003 --> 00:09:36,403 All right. 415 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,180 Ooh, think that's 416 00:09:50,248 --> 00:09:51,749 the Gate. 417 00:09:51,816 --> 00:09:53,317 Hello. 418 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,452 Khlo, how do I open the Gate? 419 00:09:55,519 --> 00:09:56,686 For who? 420 00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:57,453 Scott's here to 421 00:09:57,521 --> 00:09:59,121 take us to lunch. 422 00:09:59,189 --> 00:09:59,955 I'll just buzz you out 423 00:10:00,023 --> 00:10:00,923 when you go out there. 424 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:01,790 Well, he was going 425 00:10:01,858 --> 00:10:02,491 to come help me get out of the 426 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,425 house. 427 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:05,193 I do believe Scott has 428 00:10:05,261 --> 00:10:06,861 a lot of negativity around him. 429 00:10:06,929 --> 00:10:07,796 How do I open it? 430 00:10:07,863 --> 00:10:08,363 You don't. 431 00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:09,263 Just turn it off speaker. 432 00:10:09,331 --> 00:10:10,664 You're mature. 433 00:10:10,732 --> 00:10:11,665 And since lamar's in 434 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:12,833 the playoffs, and the last thing 435 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:13,800 he needs is negative energy. 436 00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:15,301 Scott is not allowed in my 437 00:10:15,369 --> 00:10:16,869 house, point-blank. 438 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:18,637 He's a negative awful person, so 439 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,971 yeah, I don't want him in here. 440 00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:20,972 Khloe is being 441 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,741 extremely immature, and won't 442 00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:24,909 even let Scott drive on her 443 00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:25,977 driveway. 444 00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:28,379 Which only burdens me. 445 00:10:28,447 --> 00:10:29,347 What is Scott going to do in 446 00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:30,948 here by helping me out the door? 447 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:32,316 I don't need things to make my 448 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:33,649 life any harder. 449 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:34,516 Bye, kourt. 450 00:10:34,584 --> 00:10:35,617 Thanks, gem. 451 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:36,585 You're welcome. 452 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:39,521 Kourtney is so annoying. 453 00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:41,289 There's red wine here. 454 00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:42,490 I didn't want to have this 455 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,290 party, so you need to help me 456 00:10:43,358 --> 00:10:43,991 clean up. 457 00:10:44,058 --> 00:10:44,958 This was your bright idea. 458 00:10:45,026 --> 00:10:46,960 Merry maid Kim is like 459 00:10:47,028 --> 00:10:48,361 turning into a lunatic. 460 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,295 Why would I want 461 00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:50,597 someone like that in my house? 462 00:10:50,664 --> 00:10:51,531 Scott just wants to 463 00:10:51,598 --> 00:10:52,998 come say good night to his son. 464 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:53,933 If you want to stay at 465 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,800 my house, he can't come there. 466 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:55,801 There's rules. 467 00:10:55,869 --> 00:10:56,635 Okay, well, I don't 468 00:10:56,703 --> 00:10:58,003 need to be living under rules. 469 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,003 Fine, then don't. 470 00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:00,638 Bye-bye. 471 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:09,157 Hey, what are you doing? 472 00:11:09,225 --> 00:11:10,658 I just hate staying 473 00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:12,393 in this nasty house. 474 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:13,193 Why? 475 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:15,728 Because Khloe is so 476 00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:16,729 damn immature. 477 00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:18,664 She just needs to worry about 478 00:11:18,732 --> 00:11:20,666 herself and lamar and like her 479 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:22,568 own life, and stop putting all 480 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,336 this negative energy on mine. 481 00:11:24,404 --> 00:11:25,270 I'm not taking sides. 482 00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:26,504 Like, yeah, Scott pisses me off 483 00:11:26,572 --> 00:11:27,672 sometimes, but Scott's the 484 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:28,973 father of your child. 485 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,007 She's got to be understanding 486 00:11:30,075 --> 00:11:32,142 and be supportive and she's not. 487 00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:34,143 Mason's the number one priority. 488 00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:34,811 Right, and I'm 489 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:35,645 trying to do what's best 490 00:11:35,713 --> 00:11:36,413 for him. 491 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,347 If Scott isn't what's best for 492 00:11:37,415 --> 00:11:38,381 him, I'm not going to have him 493 00:11:38,449 --> 00:11:39,315 in his life. 494 00:11:39,383 --> 00:11:40,116 Khloe needs to learn 495 00:11:40,184 --> 00:11:41,050 that what she's doing isn't 496 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,051 fair, especially to her sister. 497 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,586 Right. 498 00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:44,487 I love you. 499 00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:45,354 Love you. 500 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:47,389 Good night. 501 00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:54,727 Kimmy, it's me. 502 00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:56,262 Kim. 503 00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:58,530 Are you still unpacking? 504 00:11:58,597 --> 00:11:59,731 Yes. 505 00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:01,132 I've asked Bruce to come over to 506 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,067 help me party-proof my house 507 00:12:03,135 --> 00:12:04,702 before my mom gets there, 508 00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:05,936 because as soon as she gets 509 00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:07,571 there, all my ideas will be 510 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,738 thrown out the door. 511 00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:09,972 I rented these things right 512 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,240 here, you know, like from a 513 00:12:11,308 --> 00:12:12,241 movie theater. 514 00:12:12,308 --> 00:12:13,008 Go ahead. 515 00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:13,709 And I want to put them 516 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:14,977 in front of like the grass 517 00:12:15,045 --> 00:12:17,246 area and in front of my-- 518 00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:17,980 You mean like nobody 519 00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,348 can walk on the grass? 520 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:20,949 I know I'm being way 521 00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:22,919 over the top, but I need to have 522 00:12:22,987 --> 00:12:25,590 some control at some point. 523 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,693 Voil�! 524 00:12:29,761 --> 00:12:30,694 Can we set up the shoe 525 00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:31,694 racks? 526 00:12:31,762 --> 00:12:32,662 You're actually going 527 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:33,696 to have people take their shoes 528 00:12:33,763 --> 00:12:35,030 off when they come to the party? 529 00:12:35,098 --> 00:12:36,732 Of course. 530 00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:44,671 Ooh, we got gas. 531 00:12:44,739 --> 00:12:47,574 Aw, oh, oh. 532 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,642 Hello? 533 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:49,543 Hey, mom. 534 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:50,677 Hey, Kim. 535 00:12:50,745 --> 00:12:51,645 Wait, shoes off. 536 00:12:51,712 --> 00:12:53,179 On the racks, on the racks. 537 00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:54,446 Everyone is not coming 538 00:12:54,514 --> 00:12:55,681 to your party in a cocktail 539 00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,082 dress, Kim, and taking off their 540 00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:58,382 shoes. 541 00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,716 And Bruce is taking these stupid 542 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:01,285 things out to the garage. 543 00:13:01,352 --> 00:13:02,452 They're not staying here while 544 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:03,953 your guests come in and have 545 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,521 barriers so they can't get into 546 00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:06,355 your rooms. 547 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:07,156 It's rude. 548 00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:07,957 I don't want people in 549 00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:08,691 there. 550 00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:09,692 There are sprinklers out that 551 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:10,692 side. 552 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:11,526 They're going to get mud all 553 00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:13,428 over my brand-new white carpets. 554 00:13:13,496 --> 00:13:14,262 Kim, you're turning 555 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,229 into an old Lady. 556 00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:16,563 Why don't you just put plastic 557 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:17,664 on your couches? 558 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:18,598 Kim, if you're going to own a 559 00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:19,633 home, you have to learn how to 560 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,535 entertain. 561 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,472 Hello? 562 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,640 Hey, khlo. 563 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,641 Where are you? 564 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:29,875 Up here. 565 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,642 Kim, you've got to 566 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,643 get ready. 567 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,577 You know what? 568 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,578 I'm totally fine. 569 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,446 Me and masey are just chillin'. 570 00:13:37,015 --> 00:13:37,915 Hello. 571 00:13:37,982 --> 00:13:40,417 I'm just hanging out at Kim's. 572 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:42,185 Yeah, that would be nice. 573 00:13:42,253 --> 00:13:45,022 We'll be at Khloe's after. 574 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:45,924 Who's that? 575 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,125 Scott. 576 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:47,792 Scott's not coming 577 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,659 over. 578 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:49,994 I'm serious. 579 00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:50,661 Tell him no. 580 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:51,328 All right, I'll 581 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:52,396 call you when I leave here. 582 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,464 It's my house. 583 00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:54,464 Love you. Bye. 584 00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:55,665 Why would you care if you're not 585 00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:56,366 going to be there? 586 00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:57,367 Because it's still my 587 00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:58,001 house. 588 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,001 Do you not get it? 589 00:13:59,069 --> 00:13:59,936 Why would I want someone like 590 00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,237 that in my house? 591 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,072 I just came before the game-- I 592 00:14:03,139 --> 00:14:04,706 wanted to say congrats on your 593 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:05,640 housewarming. 594 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:06,741 Have fun. 595 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,042 And kourt, he's just not coming 596 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:09,043 over. 597 00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:10,211 So I would call him back. 598 00:14:10,279 --> 00:14:11,245 That doesn't even 599 00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:12,012 make sense. 600 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:12,946 Like why would that affect you 601 00:14:13,014 --> 00:14:14,114 in any way? 602 00:14:14,181 --> 00:14:14,814 I didn't think this 603 00:14:14,882 --> 00:14:15,882 was continuously going to be 604 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:16,716 such an issue. 605 00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:17,650 Just respect that I don't want 606 00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:18,651 him over and don't bring him by 607 00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:19,985 and try to be Shady. 608 00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,052 If you want to stay at my house, 609 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:21,953 he can't come there. 610 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:22,720 There's rules. 611 00:14:22,788 --> 00:14:24,188 Okay, well, I'm 31. 612 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,255 I don't need to be living under 613 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,222 rules. 614 00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,156 Fine, then don't. 615 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:27,723 Bye-bye. 616 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,125 Have fun. 617 00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:34,361 I am so upset with my 618 00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:35,396 mom right now. 619 00:14:35,463 --> 00:14:38,233 Here we go! 620 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,267 What are you doing? 621 00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:40,167 Finishing packing. 622 00:14:40,235 --> 00:14:41,435 Come on, Kourtney. 623 00:14:41,503 --> 00:14:42,336 I'm getting out of 624 00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:43,270 Khloe's house. 625 00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:44,037 I don't want some 626 00:14:44,105 --> 00:14:46,739 negative person in our home. 627 00:14:46,939 --> 00:14:50,439 -- Sync by elderman -- -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 628 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,075 Hi! How are you?! 629 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,642 So good to see you. 630 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,278 You look gorgeous. 631 00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:57,613 So do you. 632 00:14:57,616 --> 00:15:00,018 My girls are here. 633 00:15:05,189 --> 00:15:06,223 I didn't do it! 634 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,857 I didn't do it! 635 00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:14,561 Is this your beer? 636 00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:15,763 No. 637 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:16,964 Crumbs, crumbs, crumbs. 638 00:15:17,031 --> 00:15:18,932 There's red wine here. 639 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,101 Stop. Stop! 640 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,103 Merry maid Kim is like turning 641 00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:24,538 into a lunatic. 642 00:15:24,606 --> 00:15:25,572 I didn't want to have 643 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,573 this party, so you need to help 644 00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:27,340 me clean up. 645 00:15:27,408 --> 00:15:28,575 This was your bright idea. 646 00:15:28,642 --> 00:15:29,542 It's embarrassing. 647 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:31,177 Man 1: I'm already getting 648 00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:31,811 drunk. 649 00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:33,178 Man 2: I know, man. 650 00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:34,179 Kim. 651 00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:35,080 What? 652 00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:36,014 Rob, all of his friends 653 00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:36,915 have shown up... 654 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:37,582 And he's not here. 655 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:38,550 He is at the 656 00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:39,050 laker game. 657 00:15:39,118 --> 00:15:39,651 Kick all of his 658 00:15:39,719 --> 00:15:41,586 friends out. 659 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,055 I am so upset with my mom 660 00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,122 right now. 661 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,123 This is exactly what I said 662 00:15:45,191 --> 00:15:46,558 i didn't want. 663 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,792 What's going on here? 664 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,560 Jesse drafted you to 665 00:15:48,628 --> 00:15:49,494 our team. 666 00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:50,561 All you have to do is throw that 667 00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:52,595 ball into any cup you want. 668 00:15:52,663 --> 00:15:53,996 Okay. 669 00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:57,032 Sorry, fellas! 670 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,033 Here we go! 671 00:16:03,603 --> 00:16:04,536 I'm cleaning up, and I 672 00:16:04,604 --> 00:16:08,438 notice this huge red wine stain 673 00:16:08,506 --> 00:16:10,139 on my couch pillow. 674 00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:11,540 I cannot handle this anymore. 675 00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:13,175 I want everyone to go. 676 00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,276 I'm just gonna lock myself in my 677 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,779 room because this is just too 678 00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:19,947 much anxiety for me. 679 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:24,346 Kim? 680 00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:25,517 Yeah? 681 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,352 What are you doing? 682 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,520 Trying to clean up. 683 00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:30,554 But the party's still 684 00:16:30,621 --> 00:16:31,521 going on. 685 00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:32,989 I know, but my pillow's 686 00:16:33,057 --> 00:16:34,757 ruined. 687 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:35,791 All right, 688 00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:38,528 come here. 689 00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:39,796 What? 690 00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:41,097 Have a seat. 691 00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:42,366 I've been watching you. 692 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,300 You're not enjoying yourself 693 00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,234 one bit. 694 00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:45,102 No, and I'm not going 695 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,035 down there anymore. 696 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,303 The party's over. 697 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:48,104 The party is actually 698 00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:49,005 just getting started. 699 00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:50,574 No, for me, it's over. 700 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,542 This is my dream home. 701 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,778 Everything about this house is 702 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,879 brand-new. 703 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,549 It's exactly what I wanted. 704 00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:56,483 It's perfect. 705 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:57,685 And if anyone was gonna 706 00:16:57,753 --> 00:16:59,354 mess it up, it has to be me. 707 00:16:59,422 --> 00:17:00,522 I... 708 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,024 I understand. 709 00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:02,891 You know, you built 710 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,092 a great house. 711 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,427 You gotta kind of break it in. 712 00:17:05,494 --> 00:17:06,828 A house is to enjoy. 713 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,029 It's about building memories, 714 00:17:08,097 --> 00:17:09,431 having a good time. 715 00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:10,899 It's just my house, and 716 00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:13,401 how I live is under my control. 717 00:17:13,469 --> 00:17:14,736 So when it gets out of order, 718 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:17,105 I feel like not myself. 719 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:17,906 You just have to 720 00:17:17,973 --> 00:17:18,773 remember that anything that 721 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,276 happens, we can fix, you know? 722 00:17:21,343 --> 00:17:22,243 The pillow, you know, we can get 723 00:17:22,311 --> 00:17:23,278 another pillow. 724 00:17:23,345 --> 00:17:24,312 Pillows are easy, but you can't 725 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,447 get other, you know, memories. 726 00:17:26,515 --> 00:17:28,316 It's to live in, you know? 727 00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:29,517 Yeah, you're right. 728 00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:30,518 The only person I'm 729 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:33,354 concerned about is your mom. 730 00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:34,388 She's probably down there right 731 00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:36,990 now ruining this place. 732 00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,125 I need to go get her. 733 00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,125 Yeah, let's go 734 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,093 get her. 735 00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:40,927 Yeah! 736 00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:43,463 Whoo! 737 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,031 Okay, I'm going inside. 738 00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,632 Love you guys. 739 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,838 I am so proud of you showing off 740 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,874 your little cupcake, 741 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,041 and I think... 742 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:03,113 Kim... 743 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,915 No! Mommy, no! 744 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,817 Really? Really? 745 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:09,518 You don't want to mess with 746 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:11,419 me, bitch! 747 00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:16,255 Are people welcome to 748 00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:18,023 your new house, Kim?! 749 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,695 Everybody, grab a 750 00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:26,530 broom. 751 00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:27,998 Everyone, I'm gonna get 752 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,533 in the shower, so enjoy 753 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,734 yourselves! 754 00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:31,768 I wanted to thank you all 755 00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:33,002 for coming. 756 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,203 You're all welcome to come any 757 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:35,370 time you want. 758 00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:39,507 Just don't spill 759 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:40,542 anything else. 760 00:18:40,609 --> 00:18:43,310 The cleaning crew's coming. 761 00:19:01,187 --> 00:19:02,554 Come in. 762 00:19:02,622 --> 00:19:03,555 Kourt? 763 00:19:03,623 --> 00:19:04,556 Yeah? 764 00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:05,523 What are you doing? 765 00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:06,457 Just finishing 766 00:19:06,525 --> 00:19:07,525 packing. 767 00:19:07,592 --> 00:19:08,859 Where are you going? 768 00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:09,793 To Kim's. 769 00:19:09,861 --> 00:19:10,561 Why? 770 00:19:10,628 --> 00:19:12,763 Because I don't 771 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,098 feel like having this negative 772 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,933 energy in my life right now. 773 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,501 Oh, come on, Kourtney. 774 00:19:18,569 --> 00:19:19,435 I'm getting out of 775 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:20,403 Khloe's house. 776 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:21,804 This isn't the best environment 777 00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:23,105 for Mason and I. 778 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,572 So I think that Mason and I 779 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,940 living with Kim is the best 780 00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:27,576 thing for everyone. 781 00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:28,410 What am I supposed to 782 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:29,744 do if I don't want some negative 783 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,379 person in our home? 784 00:19:31,447 --> 00:19:32,246 That's not what 785 00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:33,114 it's about. 786 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:36,016 If he needs to see his son, and 787 00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,551 he can't drive in the driveway 788 00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:40,287 to make it easier for me to get 789 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,455 my stuff in the car, I don't 790 00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:43,923 need the little backhanded 791 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:46,325 comments every second in my ear. 792 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,527 I've tried to manage the 793 00:19:48,595 --> 00:19:50,095 situation with Khloe and Scott 794 00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:52,264 not getting along, but right 795 00:19:52,332 --> 00:19:55,133 now I think I just need to keep 796 00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:56,401 them two separate parts 797 00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:57,502 in my life. 798 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,403 As hard as that is, I know that 799 00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:01,471 it's a lot easier than living 800 00:20:01,539 --> 00:20:02,538 with Khloe and trying to 801 00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:03,540 manage it. 802 00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:05,074 Bottom line is, I 803 00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:06,376 don't want this interfering with 804 00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:07,544 our relationship. 805 00:20:07,611 --> 00:20:08,544 I feel like lately our 806 00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:09,946 relationship has not been what 807 00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:12,514 it is because of Scott, and you 808 00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:13,715 know if this is gonna save our 809 00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:15,183 relationship, then great. 810 00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:15,951 And I'm married. 811 00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:17,285 I don't need all of my brothers 812 00:20:17,353 --> 00:20:18,520 and sisters living in my house 813 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,088 with my husband. 814 00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:20,855 And I'm 31 years 815 00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:21,355 old. 816 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:22,456 I don't need to be living 817 00:20:22,524 --> 00:20:23,324 somewhere that I have rules. 818 00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:24,358 You know, I could try it out 819 00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:26,526 at Kim's and see how it goes. 820 00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:27,794 Khloe well, do 821 00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:29,062 you need any help packing? 822 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,564 I'm not trying to rush you out, 823 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:32,432 but you know, if you need help, 824 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,566 I'm here to help. 825 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,368 I definitely hate to see Mason 826 00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:36,569 and Kourtney go. 827 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:38,104 Let's sleep together tonight. 828 00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,038 We're sisters. 829 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,139 I love her with all my heart, 830 00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:41,240 but you know, if this is gonna 831 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,541 make our relationship better, 832 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,143 then maybe that's the best. 833 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,378 Kourtney! 834 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,280 Khloe... 835 00:20:59,585 --> 00:21:02,219 I say we load up the b�b�. 836 00:21:02,287 --> 00:21:03,887 I'll bring this and this. 837 00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:04,854 We could make a second 838 00:21:04,922 --> 00:21:06,055 trip if need be. 839 00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:06,856 I think we got 840 00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:07,523 it all. 841 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:08,724 Do you have a bellman? 842 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:09,724 Yeah, Robert's the new 843 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,592 and improved Bruce. 844 00:21:14,594 --> 00:21:16,361 Mason? Mason? 845 00:21:16,429 --> 00:21:17,495 Mason, one day, kid, 846 00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:18,496 you're gonna be doing this 847 00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:20,164 dance. 848 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,431 Kourtney and I at this point in 849 00:21:21,499 --> 00:21:22,499 our lives aren't gonna ever see 850 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,167 e-to-eye on this suation. 851 00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:25,734 Call me when you get to Kim's. 852 00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:26,535 Okay. 853 00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:27,469 I just get frustrated 854 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,369 'cause I feel like everything 855 00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:29,804 kind of turns back to Scott. 856 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,139 And it's hard and it's sad, 857 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:33,807 especially if she's hang so 858 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,375 many problems with Scott. 859 00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:36,375 Like why is she still letting 860 00:21:36,442 --> 00:21:37,943 him drive a wedge between us, 861 00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:38,877 too? 862 00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:39,710 Bye. 863 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:41,613 Bye, kourt, love ya. 864 00:21:46,117 --> 00:21:47,216 Next on keeping up with 865 00:21:47,284 --> 00:21:48,151 the kardashis. 866 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,152 You are the oy 867 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:49,953 single one. 868 00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:50,720 Yeah. 869 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:51,753 My mom is trying to set me up 870 00:21:51,821 --> 00:21:52,921 on a blind date. 871 00:21:52,989 --> 00:21:53,921 I've already talked to 872 00:21:53,989 --> 00:21:55,556 the guy on the phone. 873 00:21:55,624 --> 00:21:56,890 Do you get any extra tickets 874 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,292 for playoff games? 875 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,227 Laker tickets, baby. 876 00:21:59,295 --> 00:21:59,961 Come on. 877 00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:00,728 I never go to any games 878 00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:02,430 'cause you guys always wanna go. 879 00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:03,464 You guys are acting 880 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,533 like dogs over meat. 881 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:06,933 -- Sync by elderman -- -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 55093

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