All language subtitles for Stars On Mars.S01E06_Track03

Shatner: Previously...

- Oh!
- Oh, God.

You wanna transition,
you have your own category.

Lance and I,
we do not mesh at all.

I've pissed off
way too many people.

Adam:
Emergency, emergency!

We have four new people
coming to Mars.

They have to be top tier
from the beginning.

- How's it going?
- Andy Richter. How are you?

- Adam: Cat Cora!
- Aah!

I'm from
the "Bachelor" franchise. I need the drama.

He was trying
to eliminate Ariel.

Well, she was kind of firm
in there.

Wow. Okay, like,
you just got here.

Tonight...

I'm not living in this Hab
another day with certain people.

Are you kidding me?

Computer: Emergency.
Hab breach.

Your oxygen levels
are plummeting rapidly.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Okay, plug, plug, plug.

It was definitely harder
than it looked, man.

Welcome to Mars, bitches.

This is "Stars On Mars."

Computer: Mars crew,
your food and drink supplies are now replenished,

but with four new crew members,
you must ration them wisely.

You started on your wine yet?

There's cold wine?
Or is that red?

- This is red.
- Oh, okay.

- Ooh, look at our alcohol.
- I know. Wait.

Get a bottle. Which bottle?

Porsha: So when it comes
to the new people,

at this point
I love all of y'all,

'cause y'all
brought us some food.

We have buffalo wings.
We have pizza.

We have every, every
single thing you need.

- Ooh, rosé?
- Rosé?

- Rosé all day!
- I don't even drink,

but I might
have to get some of that.

Ronda:
So, Andy, do you write?

Well, for years
on the Conan show,

- I wrote sketches and stuff.
- That's why I know you from,

- is Conan!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've been on Conan
a couple of times. - I know.

It was the first talk show
to ever have me on it.

I remember.

My name is Andy Richter.
It's sol day nine.

Cat and Ashley
and Paul and I

are trying to integrate
ourselves into a group of people

who are already--

well, they've been
living together for nine sols.

So where did you fly in from?

I lived in L.A.
for 5 1/2 years,

but I moved Rhode Island
two years ago with my husband.

I have to say that
I was a little starstruck

when I saw Marshawn Lynch
with his gold teeth shining.

Then it's Ronda Rousey
and Lance Armstrong.

It's pretty iconic.

I don't know yet
what I bring to this team,

but hopefully I find out soon
and I can deliver.

Porsha, your butt is the best
I've ever seen in my life.

Oh! Well, thank you!

It's a beautiful,
beautiful ass.

- It's a Mars butt.
- At least--

- thank God she said it.
- It's a Mars butt.

- It was okay before I got here.
- It was a Mars butt.

But since I've been here,
we work out every single day.

Even when we don't work out,
the missions are our workout.

I ain't ready, I ain't ready,
I ain't ready.

I'm already tired.
I'm the oldest here.

- No, you're not.
- No, you're not.

- Stop that.
- How old is Lance?

- Lance is, like, 78.
- Lance is 70.

I'm blending right in,

you know what I'm saying?

This is gonna work out.

This is gonna work,
I'm telling you.

Where you been
all this time? - I was just in there.

- Oh, in your little room?
- Yeah.

Oh, get ready to give that up.

We're about
to choose another one.

- I know.
- The base commander,

they get their own suite,
own shower,

- like, all private space.
- Oh, that's lit.

Should I put the wine in here
to start aerating?

- Sure.
- Does it happen immediately,

or are we supposed to wait
a certain amount of time?

Maybe, like, ten minutes.

Coming in the experiment
halfway through

I think gives me an advantage.

I'm coming in fresh,
I'm coming in as a chef,

and that's really cool,
to have a skill

that you can really bring to
the Hab that's really valuable.

Hi.

Tomorrow night-- we're doing
the things tomorrow.

- All right.
- I'm gonna cook.

Oh, we can have sausage.
Here, I'll get this.

I hate the casing.
Is that weird?

- No, it's not.
- Oh, okay.

I'm just doing it for everyone.

Why are you taking
the skin off?

I just talked to the Iron Chef,

and she said she also
doesn't like the casing.

She'd take it off?
Okay, yeah.

So I was like,
all right, I'm not weird.

Let me see.
I think I like the casing.

- Actually, no, I don't.
- Exactly.

You know what this feels like?
A nice little cocktail hour.

Everybody's mingling,
getting to know each other,

but I don't think
they really realize

we live together now.

It's about to get crazy
real soon.

How are you doing on this thing?
Are you okay? Are you--

- Yeah, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.

It's-- it had been okay.

Uh-huh. Were, uh,

tension' starting to wear down,
and people--

We just got onto
a controversial subject

that I feel
pretty passionately about.

Oh, really?

- What was it? Uh...
- Trans in sport.

Andy: Oh.

It got heated?

I mean, it was about
to come to blows.

It was--
that was terrible. - Oh, wow.

So--

Ain't that a bitch.

This means emergency!

New people! New people!
This means emergency.

Cat: When I first heard
the emergency sirens,

I started sweating.

I'm like, "Oh, my God.
This can't be happening."

Where are we going?
Where do we go for the emergency?

The sirens
and all the red lights,

everybody seems
relatively calm.

I'm like,
"Guys, what's going on?"

- I like them tights on you.
- Thank you.

Like, you kinda thick.

I actually am in
a Doja Cat song.

Porsha:
No way. What song?

Andy: It's called,

and there is a rhyme,
"Thicker than Andy Richter."

- No!
- Yeah.

And I just called you thick.

Computer: It's time to
choose a new base commander.

Ah, that moment of truth.

I'm already nervous 'cause
I don't know what's going on.

I don't know
what's about to happen,

and then all of a sudden,
everybody got serious.

How's everybody's
bodies feeling?

- Lance the oldest, man.
- I'm not anymore. Andy's the oldest.

- No, I'm the oldest.
- Thank God.

- Well, you just got here.
- Yeah, but come on,

that's the kind of
fresh blood that we need.

- You want be the leader?
- To lead us?

Porsha: The base commander
is the leader

overall on missions.

Andy, you just got here.

You want to be in charge
of all this?

- Nope.
- Yeah, yeah, the guy that doesn't know

what the
is going on. - No, no, no, no.

- Nah.
- No, no, no, no.

- Andy: Yeah!
- You need to know this is the real deal.

- Lance: Yeah.
- But I thought it would be fun to be base commander,

but that lasted
a very short amount of time.

- I vote Lance.
- Okay, why do you think he should be base commander?

Every mission that we done had

he has been
the first or second name

called through the doors.

I could see that.
Okay, okay.

I agree.

I think Lance
should be base commander.

I don't know, I just feel
like you would be good.

I'll do whatever.
I'll do whatever you guys think.

Lance: Ideally,
I don't want to do this,

but there are certain people,
without naming names,

that I don't ever want to
be base commander.

I mean, I've made it known
I think Ariel is awesome,

and she thrives in logistics.

Yeah, you haven't been
the base commander yet.

She hasn't been
the base commander.

She's been so tantalizing.

She's like the Leonardo DiCaprio
of base commanders.

I vote Ariel, too.
I mean, she's whipping everybody into shape,

and when you're out there
it needs to be sharp,

- it needs to be--
- So that's the problem.

A lot of people don't be feeling
that kind of though.

I didn't understand
what was happening.

Okay, nobody seemed to have
a problem with it before,

- so what's the problem?
- But they did though.

Okay, who? Lance?
Lance and I have a problem, but that's it.

- It's just between us.
- Well, if that's the case and it's a problem,

then probably
neither one of y'all should be base commander

because while we out there
and if you got problems

then that's just not good
for the team.

I was incredibly shocked.

I was incredibly hurt.
I was incredibly embarrassed.

Because we just met
these new people.

They literally just got here.

All I care about is
the mission being successful. That's it.

You didn't even ask me
how I would do it at all.

You literally just...

'Cause it's not about
how you would do it. - It is, though.

Cat:
I felt like I came in here in the middle of this.

There were already alliances
and cliques formed in the Hab.

Should we do a vote?

Let's write
on a piece of paper.

We've been doing it that way
this whole time.

That's fine.

Paul: I voted for Lance

'cause I felt like he had more
of a steady approach.

Ariel was
a little more emotional,

and he didn't raise his voice
or pout or anything.

I just felt comfortable
with him.

All right, okay.

Guys, can I have your attention?

The base commander is...

Ariel.

- Ariel! Ariel! Ariel!
- Thanks, guys.

- Naw, hell, nah.
- Ariel!

- Come on!
- Did we forget the fact that Lance and Ariel

- have an issue with each other?
- They don't.

- But--
- Naw, but they do.

- They've sorted it.
- If you got bad blood with somebody,

and it comes down
to you have the final decision

if somebody is behind that door,
and you don't--

I don't have the final decision.

- It's a vote.
- It literally goes to the--

But you also have
a lot of say-so in that vote on what's going on.

- There's a lot of people--
- And just because of the simple fact

that you do have bad blood
towards somebody...

It has never been that way.

I absolutely had
my integrity questioned.

I have been quite possibly,
and I'm proud to say this,

one of the most honest and fair
people in this house, truly.

I feel that they both either
need to be in the field

or they need to be
in here together.

No, no, no.
You know what? No.

This is honestly
a little bit ridiculous.

But see, that would show
why you wouldn't be in position to be a base commander.

Marshawn, are you kidding me?
You've gotta be kidding me.

- I'm not kidding.
- I've waited all this time to be base commander.

I've been
mission specialist twice.

I know,
so you've been safe twice.

Ashley: I'm like,
as long as I'm not part of it,

I'll sit back and watch
with my popcorn.

Bring it on.

I think we need to discuss this.

I don't think
you should walk out on it.

I'm a little bit upset.

It's a little hurtful
that this is what my vote is.

I've been waiting so long
to be base commander. So long.

It was a yes.
Even the new people,

it was pretty majority yes.

And so I was blown away

that Marshawn
would contest that.

And for that to be questioned

because of Lance was like--
made me sick.

Ariel, let me make this
really simple.

I don't need the drama.

I've busted my ass
for nine days.

I'm gonna bust my ass
on the tenth day,

and I'm going to auto-select
myself to leave.

We've got four new great people.

What did you say?
You said-- to leave where?

- To leave. Yes.
- To leave Mars?

Naw, I don't like that.
Why are you--

- what are you talking about?
- No, no, no, no, no.

That's not even fair
to the team

for you to say,
"Oh, I'm gonna opt out."

You have all these
new great people.

- It's gonna be fine.
- Nobody's giving up.

I'm tired of people giving up
because it's really making the experience not fun.

I thought we were having fun
because I thought everybody

who was here now
wanted to actually be here.

But I'm giving you
an option of--

We don't want your option.
It's fine.

- We're gonna finish today...
- Well, guess what?

...and we'll handle it tomorrow
when tomorrow comes.

I'm not living in this Hab
another day with certain people.

Cat: What have I
gotten myself into here?

This is crazy.

Porsha: You said--
you said to leave where?

- Lance: To leave. Yeah.
- The mission?

- To leave Mars?
- I'm not living in this Hab

another day
with certain people.

So I will auto-select myself
out of here, I promise.

- No, no, no, no.
- Don't run away. Don't run away.

I'm not running away.

I'm just like, this is
a little bit ridiculous.

- Come here.
- This is just a little bit ridiculous.

- Can I talk you?
- I mean, about what?

About the issue
I have with Lance?

- I'm out.
- Paul: Let me have a drink with you then.

- Tonight.
- We'll have a few drinks.

Yeah, go have a drink.
Thank you.

We'll go bust our ass tomorrow
and I'll be back home to Aspen.

See, you already got
the name of the game.

We don't see eye to eye
on a human rights issue, that's it.

So I don't understand
how that plays here.

Multiple people disagree
with Lance.

Multiple, multiple.

Tinashe, Adam.
Multiple people.

I'm just the only one
that decided to tell him how I felt.

The point is
that Ariel and Lance don't see eye to eye,

so I don't feel
that neither one of them

should be in a position
to be base commander.

- I don't feel bad about that.
- There's nothing for her to feel bad about.

- I just think that--
- No, I'm saying I don't feel bad about giving ten days

and busting my ass,
and then saying,

"We got four new people.
This'll be great. You're good."

Okay.

- No, I don't agree.
- Well...

It's been super chill
this whole time.

I don't where
this all came from,

and I'm super embarrassed
for us.

- Eh, what are you gonna do?
- Yeah.

I care that the mission
is successful,

not that Lance fails.

I honestly feel
pretty betrayed by Marshawn.

I'm not gonna lie.
I was pretty devastated.

It seems as if
Ariel is struggling.

There were tensions
between Ariel and Lance,

and I know it's not settled
and I don't think it'll ever be settled,

but she's a little down
because of it.

- That was fun.
- Oh, it's crazy.

I was like, man, I don't care,
just somebody do it.

It was sort of shocking,
you know,

and I just feel like,
you know, when you're a team,

you gotta talk
that type of stuff out.

I had no idea any of that
was gonna happen.

- Surely not.
- This is my thing though.

Like, if there's an issue,

I feel like you're supposed
to stay together.

Don't roll your eyes.

Let's listen, let's talk,

and that's what a leader does.

- Mm-hmm.
- And I told Lance,

"I don't like the way
you handled that either.

You just ready to quit."

Tinashe: I think the fact
there were new people

created a little more pressure
in the situation

of us discussing things.

I just think
it's whack-a-doodle. - Right.

And you're gonna
stand there and say... - Mm-hmm.

..."I don't wanna be here."

That part really
got on my nerves.

Yeah, I feel that. I agree.

Paul:
Good morning, everybody.

Andy: Good morning.

Paul:
Hey, AI, what's the score of the Celtics game,

since you know everything?

Computer:
Celtics are down 52 to 48.

They could really use
the Truth.

Both: Good morning.

Ariel: There have been
a lot of times in my life

that I have had
to be very brave.

I fight really hard
for what I believe in.

I fight really hard
for what is fair.

Uh-huh.

Computer:
Attention, crew,

please proceed
to the command center.

I've been waiting so long
to finally be base commander.

Like, I earned that.

Porsha: Come on, guys!
Come on, everybody!

I have to stand up for this.

This announcement
will not be long, so...

Last night was a really tough,

confusing,
I'm sure for the new people,

kind of strange meeting.

Um, but I have tried to be
as fair as possible,

as truthful as possible.

I am not changing that
just because I may

or may not have had
an argument with somebody.

I want this team to succeed.
That's what I care about.

So I am going
to be base commander.

It's how it's going to be done.
It's how it will be done.

If Marshawn doesn't like it,
I don't care at all.

You don't have to be concerned

that I'm going
to put you in the bottom

because I don't like you
or don't like what you said.

Paul: It didn't really
start off

on a good note with Ariel,

and I thought she came off
kind of firm and aggressive.

I don't got time for that.

That's what the announcement is.

- Thanks, commander!
- Copy.

Porsha:
This woman has the eye of the tiger.

Who runs Mars? Girls do.

Shatner: Coming up...

Ariel:
Meteor strike imminent!

Ariel: Save us!

Plug, plug, plug.
Go ahead.

- We are going to die.
- Welcome to Mars, bitches.

Guys, I've decided
to change my mind.

What are you
changing your mind to?

Well, I had a good sleep
and a good workout,

so I decided to not tap out.

Look, Ariel and I just have
very different styles.

I did want to leave,

but, you know,

maybe I'm not giving
people enough credit.

I mean,
everybody's different.

Some people hold grudges and--

but I'll stick it out.

Well, there you go.

Computer: Emergency. Inbound meteor shower.

Emergency.
Inbound meteor shower.

Adam: Emergency!

Emergency. Hab breach.

- Emergency. Hab Breach.
- Andy: Emergency.

Attention, crew.
We have an emergency.

A meteorite shower has punctured
the walls of the Hab,

creating a large number
of tiny holes.

Your oxygen levels
are plummeting rapidly.

Oxygen, for anyone who is not
familiar with oxygen,

very important.

You'll need
to work together quickly

to plug those holes until
the Hab can be fixed.

This mission
will test your endurance

and will earn you
a mission patch.

I'm downloading
all of the information for your base commander now.

They're in charge,
and we'll determine later

who was mission critical

and who is not.

Unless you fail.

Then they're up
for possible extraction

from the simulation as well.

Commander,
pick your mission specialist.

They will be safe inside
with you.

Good luck, and remember,

if you run into
any issues at all,

do not hesitate to panic.

Shatner out.

- "Shatner out."
- "Shatner out!"

Did he say do not hesitate
to panic?

Yeah. He did, he did.

- He did say to panic.
- He said that.

- All right.
- All right, well,

my mission specialist
is right in her seat already.

- Tinashe: Thank you.
- I knew exactly who I wanted as my mission specialist.

Tinashe and I have been
a team before,

and work really,
really well together.

There was no other option
in my mind.

Tinashe: I'm pretty excited
that I was chosen to be the mission specialist.

We were a great team
the first time around,

and I'm actually really happy
that I'm safe from elimination.

All right, ready, team?
Let's get it!

Here we go!
Here we go, girls!

Computer: All crew,
prepare for deployment. - Okay.

Oxygen levels decreasing.

Ashley:
I'm definitely nervous for my first mission,

mainly because I have no idea
what it's gonna entail,

how hard it's gonna be
on my body.

I'm ready for
some space now.

Okay, guys,
so our oxygen supply is depleting.

We are going to die,
and need to patch the tiny holes.

- All right, ready, team?
- All right, let's go.

I'm an expert in little holes.

Save our lives!

Computer:
In this simulation,

a meteorite shower
has reached the Hab,

causing an oxygen leak.

There are now 13 holes
in the walls of the Hab.

Seven crewmembers must use
their bodies to plug the holes.

The other two crewmembers
must make rubber plugs,

then fix them
into the holes permanently.

- All right, let's go.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Adam: All right, let's go.

Paul: Don't fall, y'all.
Watch your step.

Patch it, and you patch it,
and you patch.

- Little holes!
- Look at the meteorites.

Seems like we always have
an emergency here, which...

The pressure!
The pressure!

...can we just have
a day of peace?

Five minutes until Hab
oxygen loss simulation begins.

You will have two hours
until total oxygen loss.

Ariel: Okay, team, everybody
who is in the plug crew

are Marshawn, Porsha,

Lance, Ashley, Andy,

Ronda, and Paul.

So just find your holes.

Tinashe: If it's a big hole,
use your head.

Use whatever it takes
to plug these holes.

Two, three, four,
five, six...

We're missing one hole.
I only count 12 holes.

12? I think there's one up top
on that thing over there.

It has to be.
Oh, there it is. That one.

Up high, somebody has
to stand on something.

I'm gonna do the rover.

Hey, Lance, over here.
Come close.

Yeah, close,
close, close, close.

Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Paul: You going up top?
- Mm-hmm.

You're tall enough maybe
to put your helmet

- and two hands here.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll do that.

That way you can hit three.

Ronda, she was the one that
pointed me to the face hole

that she was too short
to get into.

And then there were
two on either side.

Plug, plug, plug.
It is timed. Plug.

Okay, plug, plug, plug!
Go ahead.

Ariel: Plug the holes.
Let's go.

I have such an easy position.

The hole was near the ground,
and I could lie down

literally using my backpack

as a lounging device,

and just keep the finger
in there.

Tinashe:
Your two hours starts now.

Two hours?

Keep your fingers in the holes.

We need to keep
these plugged up.

Endurance can mean
a lot of things.

It can mean how long
can you run?

How far can you go?

But it also means how long
can you stand in place

with your fingers like this?

Harder than it looks.

Computer:
A meteorite shower has breached the Hab

- causing an oxygen leak.
- Plug, plug, plug.

Okay, plug, plug, plug!
Go ahead.

Seven crewmembers must use
their bodies to plug 13 holes.

- Ariel: Cat and Adam?
- Copy.

Go to the supply dome.

Cat: Okay, we're at
the supply dome.

Computer: Mix crew,
you must create three batches

of four small plugs,
plus one large plug.

Mix crew, you need
to add equal parts

of A solution and B solution.

- We have it. A and B.
- Mix crew, copy.

Cat and Adam will be
doing the mixing

and crafting of the molds.

Cat: Pour slowly.

- Oops.
- Not trying to lose anymore.

- Got it.
- Got it.

- You wanna take over?
- Yeah.

Got it. Just like
being in the kitchen.

Exactly it.

Okay. Stop.

Tinashe: Timer has started
on the curing.

It'll take 30 minutes to cure.

Once the cure is complete,

you're gonna use the plugs
to plug 'em up basically like an earplug.

If you have to roll it,
if you have to squish it to get it in the holes...

- Got it.
- Ariel: And then we have to do it two more times.

The 13th hole
is your hole, Andy. - Okay.

Cat: Whoo!
That's science right there.

Ariel: Ashley on the ground
with her finger just in there

is literally killing me.
That is so amazing.

- Good for her.
- She looks amazing.

Tinashe:
I love that for her.

Ashley: I don't know if I do
deserve an endurance patch

because I was
basically taking a nap.

Everybody else was getting
their arms so tired

having to hold them up
for half an hour at a time like this.

This is making
my arms hurt already.

They've been up
for about ten seconds.

Lance: Ashley, I wish
you would've taken these.

I unfortunately got stuck
standing in front of two holes

that were not anywhere
near each other.

And then, you know,
some folks were like this.

They're like this.

And I was like,
"How did I get this one? This sucks."

Hey, Shawn, how you doing, man?
I ain't heard nothing from you.

I'm solid, buddy.

Boy, I got
the best balance ever.

I'm just trying not to fall
off this rover though.

If I fall, it's over.

It was definitely harder
than it looked, man,

because you think
you just filling a hole with your fingers,

but the next thing you know,
your shoulders start hurting.

This is normal for me.

We hold up our hands up this
long in Baptist churches, so...

Here's how to praise Jesus.

♪ Hallelujah!

18 minutes.
18 minutes on the plugs.

Tinashe, was that real time
or was that an approximate?

- We're at 17:39.
- Keep the time.

Copy. He wants time checks.

It's like, dude, nobody else
wants time checks.

Adam: All right, we're ready.

Ariel:
Ten seconds for plugs. - Perfect.

Oh, yeah,
we're ready to celebrate.

All right, team!
All right, team! Boom!

Ariel: Three, two...

Let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

Marshawn, we're on the way.

Go ahead and unplug.

Adam: Right here, man.

- Cat?
- Yeah?

Perfect.

Nine.

- Adam: That's good, Cat.
- All right, good.

- Porsha?
- Yes?

- I see you.
- Okay.

Behind you. Watch out.

- Watch out.
- Cat?

All right, ready?

What's next?

Ronda: This one's leaking
a little bit, guys.

Ronda, which one?

One, two, three, go.

Adam: I got it.
All right, great.

Hit it, Cat.

Ronda: They came
and plugged the hole.

I was so unreasonably excited.

Computer:
Four holes repaired.

Nine remaining.

We have to do this whole
process two more times

after we plug four holes.

Oh, so another solution gonna

take another 30 minutes then?

Welcome to Mars, bitches.

All right, let's do it again.

13, 14, 15.

All right, molds are curing.

Good job.

New timer is now
30 more minutes.

Oh, wow, another 30 minutes.

that.

Standing there plugging holes
in that suit

was incredibly difficult.

I felt like I had
to come up with something

to distract them
and keep them entertained.

What is the stupidest thing

you've ever heard
about yourself?

Those, like, celebrity worth--

you know,
like what they're worth?

Like, mine says $10 million.

And that's not true.

That's funny.

If I had $10 million,
would I have my face in a hole?

The craziest thing
I've ever heard about myself is that I'm straight.

What is the thing
we hate the most about Mars?

- All: Food!
- The food.

So I was in Vegas for
my friend's 21st birthday.

You know, we hired some
strippers for him...

Like, Ariel, you talk
too much.

Ariel: I don't really know
how to hire strippers, you know?

It's hard for me to stand still,
and so the only way

that I was thinking
I could get through it

is just to close my eyes
and just be as still

and as quiet as possible.
Of course...

What is everyone's
favorite song?

...Ariel cannot be quiet.

If you never got
into the profession...

It was just constant.
Like, these jokes and these gags and this stuff.

And I'm just like,
"Oh, my God."

We have an hour and six minutes
before we lose oxygen.

Again, you guys
are doing amazing.

I'm too old.

Andy and Paul,
how are you doing?

Mm. My hand's getting numb.
Kind of, like, dead, you know?

Tingling like they're asleep.

Oh, gosh, this is so hard.

Paul, how are you doing?

Hey, um...

I haven't heard from you.
Are you okay?

It's hurting.

Paul: It's stressful,
it's difficult.

I'm not sure how much
more I can go. It's draining.

Oh, my gosh.
That's so hard.

Oh, man.

Computer: Habitat oxygen
levels are down to 37%.

Only 45 minutes
of breathable air remain.

4 of 13 holes
have been plugged.

Let's plug these holes!

Lance, we're on you.

- You got it?
- Cat?

- Yeah?
- Squirt that.

Whoo!

- Easy.
- Truly.

- Ready? Hit it, Cat.
- Okay.

- I'm here.
- There you go, buddy.

- Thank you.
- Shake it good.

Paul: Once my hole
got covered up,

my job after that was to go see
who needed some relief.

Y'all wanna split
this up with her?

Five, five, five, five?

Computer:
Eight holes repaired. Five remaining.

- Cat: Okay. We're curing now.
- Adam: We're curing.

We only have 30 minutes left.
Everyone, stay strong.

Oh, yeah.
This is the way.

- Oh.
- Ariel: Ronda.

These people are so unserious.

Why do this?
To torture us?

Andy:
My hands were getting numb.

I felt like my hands
were falling asleep.

There should be
a silver bowl

in your dome
on your supply rack.

Adam: Got it. Copy.

Ariel: Go to Andy's hole,
fill the hole with the bowl,

- and then seal it.
- Got it.

All right, Cat, we're ready
for the last spray.

Computer: Five holes remain.
Total oxygen loss imminent.

Three, two, one.
Okay, final plugs, let's go!

- Ariel: Plug the holes!
- Let's plug.

- Cat: Ready?
- That's one.

- Cat: Okay.
- Let's go, Cat.

Ashley, great.

Andy, are you ready
to move your big head?

Yep.

Base commander, it looks like
every hole is patched.

Computer:
Hab pressure normalizing. Oxygen restored.

Whoo!
You guys were successful! - Yes!

Congratulations,
you are done. -

You know, it was
a good team effort, man,

but it was
definitely enduring.

That was good.
That was good. - Great job, Cat.

An honor to be
in the kitchen with you. - Oh, yes.

All right, everybody,
get inside the airlock,

and we will bring you back in.

Ariel, we know how I stand
on the personality,

so that makes me nervous.

But if we just
talk about the mission,

I certainly felt like I did
everything I was asked to do.

I feel like I always do.

And so if she decides that
I was not mission critical,

then this is personal.

Hey!

Computer: Incoming message
from mission control.

Way to go, crew!
A successful mission.

Base commander,
with dwindling rations,

a difficult decision
must be made.

Who will be extracted?

Transmission over.

- Ariel: All right.
- This is hard to pick bottom.

To figure out
who might go home sucks.

Tinashe:
Ronda is a question mark.

She wasn't
the strongest person today.

- That's my opinion.
- Ariel: I'd agree.

Lance, to me,
he's the last person

that I would personally
want to save.

I cannot stand Lance,
but it would be really hard

for me to justify
sending Lance home

if it wasn't
a personal decision.

If we put him
in the bottom three here,

it's literally going to be
what they said last night

about me being base commander.

I am always good
at making decisions myself,

but, um, this one has been
particularly difficult.

Okay, figured it out.

- Ariel: Welcome back, guys!
- Tinashe: Hey!

Well, you guys
all did so amazing.

This decision
is incredibly hard.

I'm going to welcome
the first person in.

This person
absolutely killed it.

Cat, welcome in.

Porsha:
All right, good job, Cat.

- Wow.
- All: Yay!

- Congratulations!
- Whoo!

Yeah.

Computer:
Endurance patch acquired.

To come back and have a success
and to get my first patch,

it felt really amazing.

So the next person,
he's killing it,

Adam! Welcome in!

Mish crit!

Lance: As we were sitting
in the airlock,

as the numbers
start going down,

this was very frustrating.

Porsha, welcome in.

- Andy, come on in.
- All right!

I get to eat dinner.

It really felt like losing.
I hate that.

Okay, this next person

has always been
mission critical...

...and was mission critical
again today,

so welcome in, Lance.

Lance: For the most part,

I thought
she was very fair to me.

Whatever the differences are,
she put that aside.

Whoo-hoo!

Ariel: As much
as I do not like Lance,

ultimately,
I could not put him in the bottom three

because what we are looking for

is people who
are mission critical.

He did his job,
he did it well,

so he was saved.

All right, my boy,
I'll catch you back home.

Marshawn: After the tension
between Ariel and myself,

I believe Ariel is putting me
in the bottom three.

So this last person
sometimes drives us

a little bit crazy.

Welcome in, Marshawn!
Welcome back. We love you.

Mish crit.

Whoo-hoo!

Paul: I was shell-shocked
being in the bottom three.

It seems like
social relationships can play a factor

on an elimination process.

I'm definitely like
how am I here?

Ashley: This experience
is not yet fulfilled.

I need to stick around
a little bit longer.

Ronda: Being left
in the bottom three for elimination,

it's the first time I'm like,

"Oh,,
I might be going home today."

but I'm not ready for it.

Ariel: Ronda, Ashley, Paul,
now it's time we decide.

Computer:
Enter the decontamination zone.

And you will each
get a chance to tell us

why your mission critical.

Getting in front of those doors
really made me feel like

I wanted to be here and to
continue to prove to myself

that I am strong, powerful,
and capable of living on Mars

with the rest of these
professional athletes.

Okay, we will
start with you, Ashley.

Well, guys, while I had
probably the easiest task

because my finger hole
was so low to the ground

and I got to kind of lounge,

I kept that finger in the hole
the entire hour and a half.

That is important.

And for ingenuity,
she used the backpack as a chaise lounge.

Right.

Okay, Ronda, please tell us
why you're mission critical.

Uh, you guys know
I really miss my baby.

When I first got here,
I was like,

"Get me out of here ASAP."

As I got to know
all of you guys,

we all became this weird
little Martian family together.

I can't leave you guys yet,
and I really can't miss Cat's dinner tonight.

We want Ronda.
We've always wanted Ronda.

But out of everybody
in the mission,

she hasn't particularly excelled

a way a lot of people
have excelled.

Now, Paul, please tell us
why you are mission critical.

I think I fit well
with the group.

I was able to show
a sample of that today.

You know,
once my mission was done,

you know, I was able
to move on to the next and help other people.

Now, Paul,
yesterday he came in here with a little bit of, like--

the vibe was not as positive.

How was his vibe not positive?
What happened?

When he came in here,
he right away was like,

"If I think somebody should go,
it should be Ariel."

That was coming in
a little hot.

I thought we was taking
the personal out of this.

Ariel, your personal feelings
involved in decision making doesn't work.

You should be
more about performance.

So if we're going off
of his performance today, he was on a Jeep,

held his arm in the air
for 60 minutes.

She was sitting on the ground
with her finger like this.

So if we're going
off of performance,

- how do you justify that?
- That's true.

I think we know now.
We all are in agreement.

- Yes.
- We all agree, yes?

- Yes.
- Okay, thank you.

All right, I am so excited
to press this button.

Come on in...

- Ronda, we love you!
- Yeah!

You are so mission...

- Welcome back!
- Welcome back.

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

Now, you guys
are both fantastic,

but the choice of who
was mission critical today...

...is Paul.

I'm back with the team,

and I can sleep another night.

Aw, thank you, guys.

Computer: Ashley,
you are not mission critical

and must leave the Hab
immediately.

- Bye.
- Ariel: Ashley, I'm so sorry.

- I'm sorry, girl.
- Thanks for coming to Mars.

Bye!

- Tell Earth we said hello.
- Bye, sweetie.

- Bye!
- Ashley: I gotta go back to paradise.

I'm disappointed that
I got eliminated so early.

I'm not the most athletic
or the best problem solver,

but I think I expected
more from myself.

Well, I'm glad you stayed
because we about to eat

- and we about to drink.
- I know, I know.

Let's get those mushrooms
nice and smoky and nutty.

- Yes, Chef!
- Yes, Chef!

Ariel: It's funny.
I've literally been playing poker for so many years,

but I've never
learned any other poker aside from Texas hold 'em.

She's good. She's good at--
she can play some cards.

That's the only nice thing
I'm saying for the rest of the night about Ariel.

The rest will be
stirring nonsense.

We need to put
that stuff behind us.

We have missions to do.

And also, I mean,
come on, who cares?

He's literally been so rude
to my face since we--

like, literally
since we got back.

- Like, to my face.
- He's such a baby.

Andy: My strategy is
that I'll be base commander.

Yeah, I'll probably, like,
pit them against each other...

It was really awkward.

...let them die.

That's when they will find out
that I am a monster.

Shatner: Next time
on "Stars On Mars"...

Emergency!

The Hab AI has been infected
with a virus.

We're members. Let us in!

Computer: You are all
going to d-d-die.

A-ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It is a little scary
and unnerving.

It's locked.

We have 11 seconds left.

Hey, you okay?

I think when
you piss off Cat Cora...

- I think it's.
- ...she stays pissed off.

I don't think is this gonna be
a smooth ending here.