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# Where does our love lie ?
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# In the middle of nowhere
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# Will it soon pass me by ?
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# In the middle of nowhere
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# Baby, won't you tell me
what am I to do ?
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# I'm in the middle of nowhere
gettin' nowhere with you
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CHATTER
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Hello, Brian. How ya doin', mate ?
Bill !
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Yeah ?
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Brian James, you wanna take it ?
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Nah. Tell him I'll call him... back.
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It's Claire.
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Claire !
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Is she mad ?
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What the bloody hell are you doing ?
Get in !
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We'll get you down.
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Stay where you are.
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You wanna talk about it ?
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Where else am I supposed to go
for a fag ?
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THUD
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It is superior
to the property you saw earlier.
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It's larger. It's west facing,
there's no chain.
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I love the upstairs.
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Yeah. OK, all done then ?
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Sorry, can we have another look
in the lounge ?
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By all means, yah.
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There's a lot of light in here.
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Mm, yah.
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And it's recently been re-floored.
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Yes.
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Sorry. This is probably a stupid
question, but are those deliberate ?
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Yah. They are the originals,
actually. They're very rare now.
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There's only 11 or 12 pairs in the UK
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< They are original 1970s,
very unusual.
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They would be
National Heritage-protected.
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So we'd have to keep those ?
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< Yah.
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What are they for ?
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Erm,... They don't really have
a raison d'etre.
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That's what attracted people to them
in the '70s,
the fact that they just...
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..are.
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Well, I really love the house,...
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..but they do make me feel
slightly insecure.
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I like them.
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Could we sort of disguise them,...
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maybe build a shelving unit around ?
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< Not really.
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No.
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Maybe we could have the lounge
upstairs, and this could be my study
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You could just never, um,...
come in here.
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That could be a rule.
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< What d'you think ?
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Um,...
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(SIGHS) I think we'll, er, leave it.
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Yes, right. You're probably, um,...
Yeah.
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All done ?
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Yes. Thank you very much.
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Onward and upward.
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"Dear Mel,
The weather here is lovely."
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"This is a beautiful,
picturesque spot."
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SHOUTING
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"The locals are warm and friendly."
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SHOUTING & CRASHING
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"And the food is divine."
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"All in all,
I'm having a wonderful time."
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"Lots of love, Julia."
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Can we go for swimming ?
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Later.
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(SIGHS)
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Mm.
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"Prepare for battle,
Zara, Vixen Bitch Warrior."
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"Prepare for battle, Susan."
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# SYNTH MUSIC
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SQUEAKS)
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Ow !
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That really hurt !
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Big, shiny cow !
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Mm-mm ! Mm-mm-mm !
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Hello ! How's it going ?
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Fine. Anything wrong ?
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No, they've done the presentation.
I thought I'd pop in to say hello.
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Hello.
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(CHILDISH) Hello !
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Are they the canapes I made ?
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These ? Errr, yes.
Gosh, I think you're right.
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There might be
(SCOTTISH) a wee problem
with the fillings in some of these.
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What was that stupid voice ?
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Just a stupid voice.
(SCOUSE) No law against it, eh ?
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You do it
when I've done somethin' wrong.
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I don't.
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You do ! Remember when I was late ?
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(NORTHERN) That was a nuisance.
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You tell me off in a stupid voice.
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That's not true.
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It is !
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(DEEP) No, it's not.
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It is. How long have I done that ?
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You always do it.
It gets on my tits.
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I'm no good with confrontation.
I think it just softens the blow.
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It doesn't. It pisses me off more.
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(HIGH) Sorry !
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Just talk to me normally.
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All right, all right.
These canapes taste like soap.
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(CROAKY) Do not.
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They do.
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(NORTHERN) I don't think they do !
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I see what you're doing.
Erm, could you do them again ?
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(CHILDISH) Oh, do them again.
I don't think they do !
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Ha-ha. Ah, stop it now.
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Shush, everybody.
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Pat, this is a little thing for you
from all of us girls in marketing...
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..to thank you
for being a brilliant temporary boss.
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Are we ready ?
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One, two. One, two, three.
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# BELLS PLAY
For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
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# TRILL
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Hurray ! Thanks !
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KNOCKS
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Hello. We're doing research.
Could we ask a few questions ?
It won't take long.
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I'm not buying anything.
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No, we're not selling anything.
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We just wanna ask a few questions.
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OK, if you're quick.
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Thank you.
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What I'd like to ask you is, which
one of us do you like the best ?
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Sorry ?
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D'you like me best,
or d'you like her best ?
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I don't know you.
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First impressions.
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Appearance.
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D'you want to sniff us ?
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Come out with us first, then decide.
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I haven't time for this.
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Oh, please. Please.
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Another "I don't know."
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No, it's "like both the same."
Where to now ?
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Um, over there ?
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Yeah.
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OK, Martina, just lie down,
make yourself comfortable and relux.
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Find a peaceful inner spot,
maybe a deserted saundy beach.
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Maybe my patio. It's quite peaceful.
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Could you do the deserted beach ?
I don't know the words to your patio
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OK, I'm going to count you down now.
And ten, nine, eight.
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Just relux, you're very reluxed.
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You're lying down,
sinking down into the white sand...
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..and deeper and deeper.
Seven, six, five.
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And you're very reluxed.
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And deeper and deeper.
Four, three, two... and one.
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(SCREAMS)
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Sorry. I don't know why I did that.
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"Girlie Driver."
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"Select your driver."
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"You have selected Susan."
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"Select your car."
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"You have selected the yellow one."
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"OK, let's race."
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"Where's the keys ? God ! Hurry !"
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"Oh, dear. Oh, oh. So much belt.
I can never get it... Oh,gosh."
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"Ah, here we go. Ooh, hurry."
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"Always forget my glasses.
I've got a spot."
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"Get out my... You never know...
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..where to go on these..."
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MOBILE PHONE
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"Ow. Stupid... Hello ? Hi. Yeah. No,
I can't really talk. I'm in a race!"
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"Ow. I keep crashing."
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"I'm sort of going the wrong... Agh
Sort of going... Oh, stupid road."
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"Marks and Spencer's, superb.
I might just stop
and get some supper."
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"I might get one of those curries
for one."
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"I might get a nice top.
Where have the keys gone ?"
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"I'll get a microwaveable curry
and a beaded cardie."
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"Better be quick."
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Oh, shit !
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Hello, Apple.
Yeah, technical support.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Mm. Yeah.
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A G3 PowerBook, keyboard.
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Ash.
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Marlboro Light.
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Do I ? OK, hang on.
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(BLOWS)
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Yeah, that seems to have worked.
Thanks.
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Oh, dear.
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What's the matter ?
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I just feel... really demotivated,
you know ?
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I mean,...
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..yesterday, I discovered
a very important antiviral,...
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..a chemical compound
that will save millions of lives.
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Yes, I remember. We had cake.
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Someone could have said "Well done."
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"Congratulations on your discovery,
Professor Hutchinson."
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Or if someone other than me
had bought the cake.
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It was an oversight, maybe.
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No, it was the same when I did the
cloning, or grew the arm on the goat
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I paid for the cake both times.
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I said "Well done" about the arm.
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No, you didn't.
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You said
"It's the most offensive thing."
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I was pleased.
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Well, I just wish you'd said
and... bought me something.
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I can't be bothered
to discover anything else...
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..if people
aren't going to appreciate me.
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Suzy bought you stuff.
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A biscuit snack pack
doesn't reward discovering
the testicular cancer gene.
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You get paid.
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You see, money. Sabrina,
it's not all about money.
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Encouragement and a Victoria sponge
go a long way.
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Scientific discoverers
are attention-seekers to a degree.
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Here's a gift
to say how great you are...
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..as a scientist and a friend, OK ?
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(Gosh.) Gosh.
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You big berk.
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Pranny.
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Thanks.
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I'd better get back to work now.
Thanks very much. Thank you.
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Well done, everybody. Super.
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Sand.
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There we go.
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Thank you.
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You look chilly. We could always
go back to mine after this if you...
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See how we feel.
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Yeah.
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You'll have to catch me first,
though. Catch me ! Catch... Oof !
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Catch me !
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Catch me !
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Whoo !
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Catch me ! Come on ! Whoo !
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Catch me !
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BEEP
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All right ? I'm Gemma,
and I'm looking for a man.
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I'm looking for a particular man.
Peter from Croydon, if you're there,
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..look, really sorry about our date
last week.
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Erm, can I just say,
that wasn't the real me, honestly.
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I've been under stress.
I'd like to show you
I'm not a complete psychopath.
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(MAD GIGGLE)
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It wasn't what you said.
It was what you wore.
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Do I get a second chance ? Please.
No, cos I'd like to make it up to ya.
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So, erm, perhaps you can gimme a buzz
when you're back on your feet. Foot.
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(IMITATES PSYCHO MUSIC)
Only muckin' about. (GIGGLES)
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BEEP
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I want a partner...
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..with a love of Coleridge, Keats,
any of the serious Romantic poets.
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But I do love Rossetti. "She sucked
and sucked and sucked the more."
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"She sucked until
her lips were sore." Goblin Market.
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It's the mouth as sexual organ.
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Ideally, I need somebody
who's willing to work with my mouth,
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..work quite closely with my mouth.
Ideally, I need a dentist.
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BEEP
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(WELSH) Hello, I'm Erica.
I'm 27. I'm... quite soppy,...
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..erm, into science fiction
and war, quite broad-minded,...
252
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:37,781
..and looking for a bloke
who won't make me do
what I don't wanna do again.
253
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,381
Um, even if it is his birthday.
254
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,221
If we agree
with the medical evidence,...
255
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:52,581
..we must agree
that Evans couldn't have done it.
256
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:54,621
< D'you believe that doctor ?
257
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:57,101
He's a police witness.
258
00:16:57,341 --> 00:16:58,981
He sounded like he was told to say it
259
00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:02,621
We're getting off the point. What do
we think about the time of death ?
260
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:06,301
Doctors don't wear zip-up shirts. >
261
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:09,101
Anybody else ? What about you ?
262
00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:12,261
Erm,...
263
00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:15,541
Before I answer, can I just ask,...
264
00:17:16,341 --> 00:17:19,341
..does anyone think
we can keep the pencils ?
265
00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:21,661
Um, probably.
266
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,901
(Fantastic !)
267
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:27,141
The other side didn't call a doctor.
268
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:29,301
(Can I have yours ?)
269
00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:30,781
< They're entitled to one.
270
00:17:30,981 --> 00:17:33,261
I expect they are. Maybe they're...
271
00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:35,341
(Can I have your pencil ?)
272
00:17:35,461 --> 00:17:37,701
..not questioning his authenticity.
273
00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:38,581
Nobody told them they could.
274
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:39,661
I'm usin' it.
275
00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,221
When we finish.
276
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,661
Yeah. Sorry, I missed that bit.
277
00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:47,941
Look, we'll have to do it all again,
278
00:17:48,061 --> 00:17:49,781
..hear all the gory details again.
279
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:54,501
Oh, I know.
The photographs of the body.
280
00:17:54,661 --> 00:17:55,581
What about 'em ?
281
00:17:56,381 --> 00:17:59,261
Are there any takers for those ?
282
00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:02,501
Do you realise that we have to
come to a decision in an hour ?
283
00:18:06,581 --> 00:18:08,941
What if we don't reach a decision ?
284
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,501
We do it all again tomorrow.
285
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:13,461
They'll shut us in a hotel
for the night.
286
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:16,101
Hotel ?
287
00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:20,181
We don't wanna do that, though.
I wanna go home.
288
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,821
< Yeah.
289
00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:27,061
In theory, is there anybody
who wouldn't want their sewing kit ?
290
00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:31,341
So,... so, let's just decide
here and now...
291
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,301
..if the evidence is strong enough.
292
00:18:33,461 --> 00:18:34,941
(Minibar ! Minibar !)
293
00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:38,541
Does anybody have doubts ?
294
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,581
Yes.
295
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:45,341
Yes, I do. I have some quite... big,
long doubts, actually.
296
00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:48,101
(SIGHS) >
297
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,141
Sorry.
298
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,821
BEEP
299
00:18:53,861 --> 00:18:55,181
We're sisters from Blackburn.
300
00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:58,621
We go to t'football every Saturday.
301
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:03,021
We always have a pie at half time.
302
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,341
We want two blokes to go out with.
303
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:06,381
Two blokes.
304
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:09,701
We're a really good laugh,
really good fun.
305
00:19:09,861 --> 00:19:13,461
Four blokes.
Four blokes, for choice.
306
00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:16,221
We want four, for choice,
to go out with.
307
00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:18,381
Eight blokes.
308
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,381
Eight blokes.
We're lookin' for eight blokes !
309
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,261
16 blokes.
310
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:27,781
16 blokes.
We're lookin' for 16 blokes.
311
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,981
And for me mam.
312
00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:34,421
32 blokes. We want 32 blokes
cos, like, for me mam.
313
00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,661
And Auntie Rita.
314
00:19:36,861 --> 00:19:39,261
And Auntie Rita.
Oh, 53. We'll have 53 blokes,...
315
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,821
..for me Auntie Rita as well.
316
00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,221
And one more for luck.
317
00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:46,661
Let's have...
318
00:19:46,781 --> 00:19:47,941
54.
319
00:19:48,101 --> 00:19:50,101
Shall we have another ? 63.
320
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:53,341
Let's have 63 blokes,
if there's any there.
321
00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:55,341
They'll be confused.
322
00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:56,941
Dun't matter.
323
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:02,501
Thank you very much.
324
00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:05,581
All right ?
325
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:06,941
Yeah.
326
00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:08,181
D'you want to drink up ?
327
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:10,221
Why ?
328
00:20:11,101 --> 00:20:13,101
I thought
we'd, er,... go back to my place.
329
00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:15,621
Yeah.
330
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,101
Yeah ?
331
00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:22,621
You'll have to catch me first !
Catch me ! Catch me ! # Waaaah #
332
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,061
Catch me ! # Whoooo #
333
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:29,901
Catch me !
334
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:38,581
I know. We should do your hair like
that dark one off that programme.
335
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:39,741
Friends ?
336
00:20:39,861 --> 00:20:41,901
Nah. Erm, World At War ?
337
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:43,981
Who ?
338
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:46,741
You know the one. The one...
339
00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:48,101
That one.
340
00:20:57,221 --> 00:21:00,821
ALL: # Hey mister, stay mister
wait mister, stay mister
341
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:04,861
# Hey mister, stay mister
wait mister, stay mister
342
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:06,741
Voulez-vous me voir
quand je me douche ?
343
00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:08,781
Petit pain dans les mains
Quand je vous tends la bouche ?
344
00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:12,901
Vous n'attendrez pas,
je vous le reproche
Montre-moi ton banane de poche
345
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:14,701
Je m'appelle Nicole
et je viens de l'ecole.
346
00:21:14,821 --> 00:21:16,741
Puis-je chatouiller
vos profiteroles ?
347
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,901
Caressez mon fruit,
des petits pamplemousses.
348
00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:20,941
Et je vous montrerai
des mamies en douce.
349
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,461
ALL: # Easy-weasy ya-ya do-do whoo
350
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,501
# Dirty bunny nommee Lulu-ooh
351
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,581
# Titty titty soutien-gorge
352
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:36,061
# Voyez-vous mon soutien-gorge ?
353
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,701
# Pouvez-vous bomper ma poubelle,
Francois ?
354
00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:44,741
# Pouvez-vous bomper ma poubelle,
Francois ?
355
00:21:45,901 --> 00:21:48,781
# Montre-moi ton petit papapier,
Francois
356
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,781
# Plonge dans mes bonbons sucres,
Francois
357
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,501
J'aime beaucoup les bidets
et le cul detrempe,...
358
00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:57,501
..surtout
quand je suis en pantoufles.
359
00:21:57,701 --> 00:21:59,501
Buvez de la biere,
claquez mon derriere.
360
00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:01,581
Donnez-moi la tete sur ma moufle.
361
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:05,181
ALL: # Easy-weasy ya-ya do-do whoo
362
00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:09,061
# Dirty bunny nommee Lulu
363
00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:13,221
# Titty titty soutien-gorge
364
00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:16,741
# Voyez-vous mon soutien-gorge ?
365
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:21,341
# Pouvez-vous bomper ma poubelle,
Francois ?
366
00:22:22,501 --> 00:22:25,381
# Pouvez-vous bomper ma poubelle,
Francois ?
367
00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,461
# Je n'ai beaucoup plus
que vingt ans, Francois
368
00:22:30,381 --> 00:22:33,461
# Ne me prenez pas pour dindon,
Francois
369
00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:38,461
# Hey mister, stay mister
wait mister, stay mister
370
00:22:38,701 --> 00:22:42,461
# Hey mister, stay mister
wait mister, stay mister
371
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:46,541
# Hey mister, stay mister
wait mister, stay mister
372
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,421
# Hey mister, stay mister
wait, mister
373
00:22:49,621 --> 00:22:52,261
# Stay #
374
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,461
Excuse me. Is this your boyfriend ?
375
00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:05,581
Yeah.
376
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:10,261
I split up with mine yesterday. I was
wondering, could I borrow yours ?
377
00:23:11,861 --> 00:23:13,021
Mm.
378
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,901
Mm-mm.
379
00:23:15,181 --> 00:23:18,821
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