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This programme contains
some strong language
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Today a girl in class
touched my leg.
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OK, technically she didn't
touch it with her hand.
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She touched it with her knee.
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And it just sat there
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on my lower thigh for
minutes at a time.
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I'm going insane
with this knee situation.
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I...I have to say something.
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Sorry, excuse me.
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Uh... Just... Yeah? What's up?
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Your knee is just...um...
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It's kind of, like, resting.
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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No, no, no. I'm sorry.
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I didn't mind it.
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What I meant by that was
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that I thought that
you might mind if...
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Yeah. OK. I said I was sorry.
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Oh, yeah. No.
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I think I've got this... Sh!
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WHISPERS: I just think
that I might have...
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Sh!
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Sh!
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If you're, like, 18, 19,
20 years old...
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Three words. Lower your standards.
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..the idea of making the
first move...
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Just take your time.
Really get to know her.
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..stop overthinking...
Newsflash - everyone's awkward.
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OK, so it didn't end well,
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but physical contact -
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that's good, right?
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OVERLAPPING MALE VOICES:
100% knew what she was doing.
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DTF. @Turbo. You're at uni?
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You need to be getting laid.
This guy is cooked.
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One for Turbo.
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Women are biologically programmed
to respond... Stop acting like
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a boy and start acting like a man.
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LAPTOP PINGS
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LAPTOP PINGS
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LAPTOP PINGS
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HE TYPES, LAPTOP PINGS
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"Near my thigh..."
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HE SCOFFS
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OK, here we go.
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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Ah...
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Saw your post.
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You're in a real muddle,
aren't you, mate?
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Uh, can you help me?
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What I want to know...
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..is can YOU help yourself?
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Cos that's what my followers do.
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I'm Turbo.
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But who are you?
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Uh... I'm Rohan. Rohan?
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Yeah. Good, strong name.
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So, who are you as a man, Ro?
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Uh... I'm a fresher at uni.
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Studying English Lit.
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English lit... Oh.
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There's not much high-earning
potential there
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but that's OK, we can drop you
off that course.
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How long have you wanted to be
in the Excellence Club?
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About ten minutes.
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All right. OK. Why now?
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Well, this girl put her knee
on my thigh
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and I just wanted to know
what that meant.
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Yeah, man. In fact, no.
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Look, look, if you want to excel
in the sexual marketplace,
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if you want to get the female,
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you need to achieve
peak male excellence. PME.
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Yeah, but for that, you're going
to need the elite-tier package.
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What's your funding situation
at the minute?
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Uh, well, I do have a bit left over
from my student loan, but I don't...
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I'm not... I mean,
I'm not sure I can...
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You can, bro.
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You just need to see this as
an investment in yourself.
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You need to start by
telling yourself,
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"I can master the three Ps."
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Power...
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..both physical and mental.
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Property -
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purchasing premium real estate,
plus crypto.
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Peers.
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You are a product of the people
you surround yourself with.
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Elena, listen, I refuse to
talk custody with you.
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All right, look, OK, I'm sorry.
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But first, I'm going to
give you a choice.
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You can crown yourself
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as a king among men
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or accept your place as a peasant.
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LOUD KNOCK ON DOOR
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KNOCKING CONTINUES
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Hey. Hi.
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Uh...we met at registration.
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Yeah. The killer wolf guy.
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Kara, yeah? Yeah, hi.
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Uh, we were thinking...
ditch the freshers' party,
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go get ice cream.
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Oh, is...is...is...there a party?
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Yes.
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Are you coming?
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Uh, no. I've actually, um,
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got some work to do, actually.
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Ooh! Work?
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Yeah, just some preparatory reading.
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All right.
I'll leave you to it, then.
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Yeah. Good luck with that.
Thank you.
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Uh, if you're going to miss out,
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don't just go down some
internet rabbit hole.
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Yeah?
SCOFFING: No! What?!
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OK.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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I'm in. Great.
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All right, so first we need
to see how you handle yourself.
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Describe the target.
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You mean Millie?
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Millie? Yes. Go on.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS
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She's comfortable in her own skin.
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She's cute.
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You should say hi.
What?! No. She's got fresh...
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She's probably taken.
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You can tell from they way
she's talking. Come on.
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No. I see you. I said no.
MUSIC STOPS
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OK. Ro, Ro, no! Stop!
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We do not put
females on pedestals, OK?
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What's her real data?
Yeah? Is she a ten?
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Is she a high-value mate?
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What's her body count?
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Well, I only know her name
and that she likes, um,
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laughing... Ugh! No. Stop!
Right, where is she right now?
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Wouldn't that be a bit creepy,
though,
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like, to find out where she is?
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Creepy?!
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What...?
The animal kingdom's creepy to you?
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Oh, yeah, so the dominant
silverback gorilla having access
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to every female in the tribe,
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do you think he's worried
about being creepy?
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Well, there's a party tonight.
She might be there.
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Clock's ticking.
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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
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SHE LAUGHS
Oh, sorry.
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I really hope we get a free drink.
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This is why...
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I want you to believe
that you're a Fortune 500 CEO.
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It's that mindset, yeah?
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A monster dick, titan of industry.
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OK.
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You, me,
we just wanna waste some time
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Do just what we like, yeah
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Got an appetite
For the finer things in life, boy
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You just gotta treat me right
from the day to the night
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Leave me satisfied
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Oh
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It's the way you spin me round
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I can't seem to find the ground
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I never meant to lose my mind
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Just a little bump and grind...
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SHE LAUGHS
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You're actually funny.
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Higher, I can only face that
Leave me satisfied
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Two birds, hiding on my waistline
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Too much,
tell me where the baseline
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Higher...
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MUSIC PLAYS DISTANTLY
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What?
ROHAN INHALES
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Oh, breathe it in. Bro, yes?
I'm smelling roses.
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Success. I'm smelling roses!
Yes! Tell me!
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Come on. You said it.
You said, it, yeah?
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You said believe in myself,
and I did.
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No, I said...
No, I didn't say that at all,
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but go on. We were dancing,
and then she said...
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..she said I was funny,
and then I made her laugh!
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Oh, my God! Yeah?
You danced together?!
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Yeah. So she thought you were funny.
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So you are a clown.
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Yeah? She's laughing at you, mate.
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Really?
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Tell me that you at least got sex.
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No.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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I wanted to teach you
a valuable lesson.
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It's a female. Yeah?
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You can't let her dominate you.
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And you can't end up like me,
ten years ago,
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yeah, having a baby
with someone because...
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HE SCOFFS
..because I loved and respected her.
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And here we are, ten years
down the line,
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your ex-wife sharing
custody of the kid
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who eats, exclusively,
Alphabetti Spaghetti.
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Yeah, is that what you want?
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Hey, hey, hey.
Look, you're lucky.
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You've got someone
looking out for you.
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I'm the first
in your new circle of peers
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of hard-hitters, yeah?
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Not scum-suckers.
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So, what do I need to do?
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Touch my fingers.
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Don't touch them!
Oh, sorry. Yep. Go on.
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Maximum impact. In, pat...
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Don't hug me! Sorry.
I'm not your fiance.
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Don't you touch them!
Don't touch them.
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Your pecs are bigger!
Your pecs are bigger!
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One. Pat. Exit!
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Ugh! Why is it crispy?
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Yeah. Come on. Boom!
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Exit. That's it,
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That's it. That's manly.
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..dances and polite conversation.
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But ultimately, she's critiquing
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a society obsessed with the surface.
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Thank you.
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Rohan.
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Enlighten us, please.
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What does the text tell us
about beauty?
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Ro, this is the perfect
opportunity
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to intellectually
obliterate her.
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OK?
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Um...
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Anne is right.
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She's lost her youth and bloom,
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which is her sexual market value,
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and that's how it was then
and that's how it is now.
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Mm, well, I think we've moved on
a bit since Jane Austen's time.
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Well, I don't think evolutionary
science will agree with you there.
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TURBO LAUGHS
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Ro, Ro, Ro your boat!
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OK. Right. Let's move on
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to the political
aspects of the novel.
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Who are you?
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I'm Rohan.
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No. Who ARE you?
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I'm John Wick in John Wick.
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I'm Batman in every Batman movie.
Yes.
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I'm Ryan Gosling... Yes.
..in Drive. Yes.
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Go! Let's drive. Come on.
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MUSIC PLAYS
This time,
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you are the dominant male
in the tribe.
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Pick any target in the club.
Seal the deal.
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I want you my genna
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I'm like, hey, you know
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Ay, you're looking kinda nice,
you know
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Got me feeling your vibe,
you know
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Baby don't be shy, you know
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I'm like, hey, you know
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Aye you're looking kinda nice,
you know
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Got me feeling your vibe, you know
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Baby don't be shy, you know...
HE CLEARS THROAT
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How's your night going?
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Yeah. Fine, thanks.
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Um, but honestly,
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like, for A-level, I had, like,
the strangest teacher...
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We're actually in the same
English study group.
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Yeah. I know.
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Um, yeah... English?
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I think you're wrong
about Persuasion.
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What I think Austen is really trying
to say... You're not listening.
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I'm not interested.
261
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,559
I don't want to speak to you.
262
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,959
You're odd.
263
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,719
Every time it's something different.
264
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,359
You're wearing sunglasses indoors.
265
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,470
You're wearing a fucking
leather jacket.
266
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,600
Just go away.
267
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,879
YOUNG WOMEN LAUGH
268
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,160
MUSIC DISTORTS, LAUGHTER CONTINUES
269
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:47,239
All right, bro. Are you OK?
Are you OK? Are you having emotions?
270
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,959
Try not to...
Try not to get too emotional.
271
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,479
I mean... It doesn't feel like
anything you say is working.
272
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,959
It might be me.
No, no, it is. It is you.
273
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,039
Look, you know, I have forged
so many boys into men.
274
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,079
Yeah. Do you know what
they all say?
275
00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,559
They say,
"Turbo, thank you so much.
276
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,439
"I don't let women walk all over
me any more.
277
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,959
"I'm free now. I'm a lone wolf."
278
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,199
It was better
when she didn't know me.
279
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,679
Now she knows me, yeah, and she
hates...she hates me!
280
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,119
Why do you even care
what NPCs think of you anyway?
281
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,559
Look, you just need to one-point
in on the three Ps, yeah?
282
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,759
Power! Property! Maybe...
Peers! Maybe I don't...
283
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,879
Maybe I don't want that. You want
to be weak! That's what you want.
284
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,319
Yeah? Listen,
you don't need this female.
285
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,679
You don't need warmth.
286
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,639
You don't need bedtime cuddles.
287
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,639
You don't need Mama's fucking milk.
288
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,639
You don't need
anybody in the world but m-!
289
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,240
CLICK, DEVICE BEEPS
290
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,839
HE SNIFFLES
291
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,160
HE SIGHS
292
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,959
HE GROANS, COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT
293
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,840
Why are you crying? I'm not.
294
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,800
Is it the jacket?
295
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,520
It is an awful jacket.
296
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,559
HE CHUCKLES
297
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,680
Do you like coconut?
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
298
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,320
Thank you.
299
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,040
I don't think I like
being a fresher.
300
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,760
Yeah, I don't think anybody does.
301
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,040
No. Hmm.
302
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,400
I don't understand girls.
303
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,480
I don't get
what they want from a man.
304
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,400
I don't even know what a man is.
305
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,719
You can't be a simp,
306
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,959
and you can't be weak,
307
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,880
but the opposite is way worse.
308
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,199
I do not get Jane Austen at all.
309
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,799
What's she on about?
310
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,850
What's that?
311
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,830
I feel like I'm
fucking everything up, you know?
312
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,799
HE SLURPS
Whoa! Whoa!
313
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,479
One spoonful. You're crying.
314
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,759
You're not dying. No.
And I'm not coming on to you,
315
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,999
by the way, just so you understand.
Mm. Yeah.
316
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,080
No. Of course.
317
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,440
I mean, I don't really know you,
but, um...
318
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,290
..something tells me
you're going to be OK.
319
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,680
Probably.
320
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,760
I know you're
not the best with words but
321
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,599
You need to think
before you speak
322
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,120
Although you're
trying to be honest
323
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,759
You always say things
you don't mean
324
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,919
I know you're not the
best with words but
325
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,919
You need to think before you speak
326
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,280
Although you're
trying to be honest
327
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,880
You always say things
you don't mean.
328
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,160
Uh...
329
00:14:56,210 --> 00:15:00,760
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