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it must be something
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psychological it may be something very
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physical that makes me feel a way I do
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whenever I'm in touch with you
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he come on lass no need to be down hey
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come on let's sing ourselves better sing
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Let the world go by sing a song We along
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the
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high we goodbye to sorrow there's always
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tomorrow
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no how about you love you like songs if
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I knew you were coming i' to B to Cake
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Bake to Cake Bake to Cake if I knew you
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were coming coming add no don't like
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baking how about you love wish me L as
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you me
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goodbye here I go on my way
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please take a
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seat I don't have any knees now I
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understand you've been having some
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issues with inappropriate anger in the
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workplace oh dare say those hateful red
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Indian cheating lethal injection loving
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yane idio puff puff buff PFF
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puff so you're completely happy with
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your choice of work listen in my land
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you don't get to choose anything you
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just dump right down and expected to get
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on with
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it give me your tired your poor your
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huddled masses yearning to breathe free
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The Wretched Refuge of your teeming
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Shore it's a beautiful sentiment isn't
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it is it I mean can they go and udle
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somewhere else the good sheep America is
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not that big too many get on WE sink to
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the bottom you don't think other
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cultures have anything to offer
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different traditions and
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ethnicities yeah these ideas are all
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very nice everyone loves a [ __ ]
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rainbow I know what you academic types
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think you think we should all be
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screwing each other till we come out one
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color watered down no don't get me wrong
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rist French invented social justice let
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us not Wast it on a load of rice Pickers
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and camel Joy huh I don't know why
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people can't just stay where they are
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the lower culture in their country and
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the Higher One in France and part of
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Canada you have terrible
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clothes
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terrible Hildegard I know you've had
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issues with low moods and
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depression but it doesn't need me to
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point out I'm sure that you should have
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no issues with
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self-esteem you really are
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extraordinary you're a Renaissance woman
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400 years before the dawning of the
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Renaissance and a composer of the most
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beautiful and transporting Gregorian
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chant and yet you've been referred here
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because of a general
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malaise might this have anything to do
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with the behavior of the Catholic church
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I think I'm right in saying that you
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weren't officially awarded a sainthood
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until the 21st century
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for I'm
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sorry
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fing it can be hard to verbalize and
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articulate our responses when we're
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angry up dirty
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sanctimonious filthy hypocritical
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sodomizes and prick squeezing buggers of
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innocent and
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blameless what's the most important
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thing life has taught you so far if I
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knew you were coming at a major pull out
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being a nun really sucks when you're
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horny excuse me darling do do do you
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have
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miror sorry I seem to have mislaid mine
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sweetie would you
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not at all a little bit more yes little
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bit more yes just a little bit more yeah
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little bit more a little bit more
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sweetie little bit more and keep going
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and
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stop
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Sublime I think I need a bit of a touch
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up myself would you mind sweetie of
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course
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darling a little high darling no still
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high high up high higher higher and then
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come lower and on
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low on low again press down really hard
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on it lower and lower and lower and St
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to a little bit of
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rul let
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me last night I Dr I went to therapy
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again still seeking treatment for my
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tendency to find romance and drama in
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every
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situation everything before me was as it
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always had been the lamp by the door the
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coffee table with the steel legs the
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cushion on the sofa with a triangular
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stain that looked like dried
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Seaman and then like all dreamers I
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found I was possessed of Supernatural
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powers and I passed like a spirit
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through the room
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and there she
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was the
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housekeeper the fearful
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housekeeper why so disapproving what
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have I done why do you hate me what have
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I done to deserve you hating me
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so why I need to get on with vacuuming
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love so I need you to get off me enry
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ladies thank you so much for agreeing to
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attend this first ever witch Workshop I
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do appreciate the courage such a step
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involves pleasure pleasure Charmed I'm
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sure all right I thought it might be of
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benefit for us to share our experiences
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and see what we can learn from each
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other what like how to put better curses
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on people oh I like cursing oh I'm good
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at cursing what' she say who said that
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who's got the ey pass eye have you got
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it give
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a that's that's not what we're here to
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talk about but let's start by going
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around and introducing ourselves so I'll
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go first I'm your therapist uh Witch of
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Wookie hole ladies s s and witches or or
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or or gri g g dread alarm and horror you
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forget
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me Accord me respect for I be the oldest
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of the
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sorceresses the witch shall rendor
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herself she's not a proper witch I am
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she just communes with the dead she
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doesn't conure just a minute if we're
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doing League tables here I think you'll
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find I be the best Witch of them all
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it's definitely not her bloody is ladies
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we're not here to see who is the best
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witch but rather to investigate areas
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relating to historical trauma and
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self-de what if we replace the word
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witch with um gifted woman oh gifted
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woman wait something's coming through
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I'm getting one one of me poor tents an
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OM the wise old witch of Wookie cave
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she'll win for sure if she's odds on
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fave she's the witch we love to love the
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best of all says God above never it's
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God I be the witch with Divine
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endorsement for the prophet Samuel
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himself don't understand the bloody word
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you're saying love just noise it's just
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your mouth moving and noise coming out
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L describe yourself in five words one
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hot [ __ ]
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nun sexiest lighthouse in the
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world my mouth makes soldiers
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happy and how are things progressing for
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you at home since our last session here
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oh yeah fine really cuz last time we
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spoke it sounded as though there was
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quite a lot of work to be done oh well
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you know I didn't marry a saint I
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married a
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God you had suspicions about him and
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another woman oh yeah I but that's all
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cool
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now talk about cool well look all right
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it might have you know
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dangled me upside down from a cloud for
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a little while or whatever but he was
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physically violent towards you yeah but
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only for a couple of weeks or so oh he's
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a big [ __ ] cat really I'm sensing a lot
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of
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denial now how many Affairs has he had
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in the past that you know of like five
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or six right
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100 maybe
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more is
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probably out with that lam a [ __ ] right
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now this is not something I would
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normally say but I really think you
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should consider leaving him what from
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everything you told me your husband is
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an aggressive hypocritical
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sociopath
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he is I
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suppose but but you know I can be as bad
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I mean I can be well caty and a right no
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you're not it's important that we talk
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openly in this safe environment so that
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we can help you to see his unreasonable
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behavior for what it
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is you know what you're
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excellent are you
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going I'm going to turn that horage
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lamir into a snake monster then I'm
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going to slow that illegitimate kids in
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front of her then I'm going to cut off
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her eyelids so she has to see their
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deaths over and over again and forever
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and ever
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positive
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action no no that's no that's not what I
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meant at all oh thanks doctor you are a
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diamond see
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you here herea no
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her shley when someone has great success
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at an unusually young age and that
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Success is Not repeated for whatever
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reason it can be challenging to let go
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of that moment in
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time and it behoves us sometimes to take
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a good look in the mirror and see who we
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actually are and not who we think we
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are when I'm grown up in a year or two
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or three I'll be happy as can be like a
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birdie in a tree but when I grow up
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there's a lot I want to do sh I would
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encourage you not to cling on to the
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Past oh no what's the
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matter think I done a wee
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wee what do you see when you look in
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mirror a melted CL
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sorry I thought I thought I saw
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something nothing
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what sorry I ain't going to eat
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you I find it
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quite difficult to make friends why do
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you think people don't want to spend
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time with you don't know no idea I don't
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get
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it unless is it because I'm too positive
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them people prefer to wallow in their
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own misery don't they they can't take
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the relentlessly positive peaceful Vibes
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I'm giving off sorry what is that made
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of this Garland of skulls in
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it and uh those oh severed the human LS
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no positive symbols positive symbols of
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course they
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are really well now that's your Western
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dualistic mind is it thinking otherwise
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your bloody empirical literal view of
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things getting in the way taking these
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literally these ain't got anything to do
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with death literal death these symbolize
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the death of the ego kly I hear what
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you're saying thank you I wonder if
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perhaps there's
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something intimidating and contradictory
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in the face you present to the world as
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a deity something angry even how dare
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you I'm not the intimidating deety I'm
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not the two-faced one you want to look
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at your Western deities mate what is it
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your Christian Mass says eat a thy flesh
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and drink of thy blood that's not a
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Creed that's a cannibal [ __ ]
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apocalypse that's what that is some
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people would say Christianity is a
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religion based on love and compassion is
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that right
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darling you never bloody know
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it come on
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you thanks for
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[Music]
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nothing tell me a
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secret I once cooked a human being very
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chewy the second Mrs dwi's name is
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[Music]
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actually we're very good at three-part
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Harmony yeah
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[Music]
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I very much enjoyed the second sex I
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mean I I think it's the Supreme work of
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20th century feminism thank you I was uh
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very struck by your discussion of the
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pervasive Enigma of woman's oppression I
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thought that was very insightful and and
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truly inspirational thank you very
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much so I wondered if you're working on
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anything new I'm experimenting with
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something new it's um it's a work of
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fiction really yeah yeah it's called Uh
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the bridesma go
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shopping right it's about a girl called
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charie who uh is going for a loan for
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her flower shop and on the way to the
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bank she stops up for coffee and uh she
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starts chatting to this guy who's uh
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really cute MH and uh she start slagging
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off a guy who's going to be giving us a
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loan and uh then when she gets to the
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bank we should be sitting behind the big
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corporate desk it's it's the guy from
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the coffee shop yeah you know she's very
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embarrassed she spills her coffee
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everywhere so she goes to the bathroom
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to clean up and uh she accidentally
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tucks her skirt into a back of our
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nickers and uh I've done that anyway
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gives us a loan because he secretly
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likes her on the condition that he's
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going to monitor it very closely ah so
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they're going to see a lot of each
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yeah they do you know she gets a big
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oldo and he comes over to have a look at
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the books but he ends up staying and
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helps her put together all the flower
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bouquets oh does he sounds really sweet
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yeah and this is the night they have oh
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but then he goes home and his horrible
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fance is turned up she left him you know
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because he wasn't ambitious enough oh
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[ __ ] yeah and anyway he left his wallet
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at Charlie's flower shop and she comes
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to give it to him and she sees them
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together and he's just telling her that
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he's over and he's showing her the
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engagement ring for Charlie uh but to
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Charlie looking through the window it
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looks like he's proposing oh my goodness
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yeah it's in Chi is what we call a
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misunderstanding yes we call it that in
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Psychotherapy too yeah anyway he goes to
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our flower shop and our best friend is
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there who's gay and really speaks her
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mind and she says no she's gone to
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Australia as a plane leaves in half an
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hour how's he going to make it gets
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there just as she's going through the
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security gates and he starts shouting
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Charlie Charlie I love you and uh then
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in front of everyone in the whole
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airport he gets down on one knee yes
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yeah this is bit je Paul gave me but he
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says I don't believe in marriage I think
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it's a b construct designed to oppress
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people in fact I'm having an affair I
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think you should have one too so she
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says uh you had me at B
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construct so they don't get married no
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they live separately in uh different
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apartments having an open
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relationship what do you think
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think
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um what do you
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think what's your biggest sexual turn on
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a man with a husky
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Voice or a man with a
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husky or a man with a voice
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is this fruit oh is that a nana I love
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nanas who's got the give sorry what you
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doing I'll give you the ey
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cing thing like this need suckling
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didn't
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it is as I thought a gathering of the
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Cron's sorry just a minute who are you
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my name is Matthew Hopkins the seeker of
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the heretic the witch finder General
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himself I come with my pricking all to
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determine who is a witch she who is
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pried and does not bleed is the true
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witch sorry this is a private group you
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have no Authority Now who is the leader
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of this group she is she is yes her is
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this true uh I am the leader of the
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group yes then I is test you
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oh come on that's a fake that's not a
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test of anything Madam the judgment is
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pronounced are there any others here who
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practice the dark arts no no no I am but
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a gifted woman me too yes is that right
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yes we're all just gifted with it we're
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not witches what's the matter with your
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face it is a mushroom allery Jesus look
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there's clearly been a misunderstanding
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if you can just talk to my assistant so
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you confess you have an assistant we
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need speak no further than the ducking
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stool the ducking stool will tell all
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excuse me ladies could ladies could you
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have a word come this way she's her own
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worst
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en oh a never banana
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ladies ladies it is a mushroom that
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you the world's first and only tilt
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bridge is what the contestants had to
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capture in the latest heat of landscape
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artist of the year if you missed the
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going on in Gates head it's on catch up
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now from Sky art makes feel way I do I'm
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in with you28571
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