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Honey, you not driving up
to see us this year
is one thing,

but why are you still
at work on Christmas Eve?

It's just like
any other day to me.

Come on, you? The Grinch
who loves Christmas?

Since when did you start
spending Christmas
in the city?

Does everybody think
that Los Angeles

becomes some
apocalyptic wasteland
during the holidays?

Of course not.
LA's like that
all year long.

( laughs )
Ali...

nobody tees up
those one-liners
for me like you do.

Anytime, Dad.

Now, now, listen,
seriously, with you staying
down there all year,

does that mean I won't
get to see you till spring?

I miss you, too, Dad,

but it's just like six weeks.

I'll be back before you know it.

Yeah, spoken like a daughter
who's never been a father.

Someday.

All right,
I should get back at it.

I'll give you guys
a call tomorrow.

All right, great.
Oh, listen,

Mom and I sent you
a little care package,

and I'm hoping
it gets to you on time.

Thanks.

I love you.

I love you, too, Alison.

Merry Christmas, sweetie.

Merry Christmas...

Daddy.

( woman giggles )
Exactly.

( giggles )

Last chance to join us
at the cabin

for wine, hot-tubbing,
and Jay's famous
baby back ribs.

Ribs in a hot tub?

Completely eliminates
the need for moist toilettes.

- Genius, right?
- Close. You're insane.

So you're coming?

I think the two of you
will have a better time

without me watching you
pollute the hot tub.

Jay could always call a buddy.

Ah, that sounds awesome.

- Right?
- For Jay's buddy.

Ali, the thought
of you staying here

- in town for Christmas
is just depressing.
- Do I look depressed?

The thought of you
staying here alone
is depressing me.

Alone? There are
four million people
in this city.

It's the worst kind of alone,
alone and surrounded.

It's Los Angeles,
where everybody spends

Christmas together,
just separate.

Go peddle that someplace else.

You're not
celebrating Christmas.
You're skipping it.

No, and I'm treating myself
to a deep-tissue massage

by a burly,
yet caring professional,

and I'm gonna binge watch

every season
of "The Botox Ex-wives
of Boston."

Oh, that sounds
so much better
than soggy ribs.

Aren't you supposed
to be talking me
out of this?

I lost focus
at "burly professional."

( laughs )

You know what the best part is?

Is that no one'll be judging me

or incessantly asking
if I'm seeing anybody.

- Are you?
- Cherise.

It's been a whole year, Al.

I'm so not having
this conversation.

Fine. I'm all done

trying to talk sense into you.

Finally,
the quitter attitude
I was counting on.

Well, thank you, for, you know,

staying and helping me
with the Doyle project.

I know you were
on your way home
for Christmas.

And I bought the coffee.

- That, too.
- ( Laughs )

Nicest Christmas bonus,
I think, I ever got.

Well, Ali, it was
the least I could do.

I mean, you were
the only person
working Christmas Eve

other than me,
and I own the joint.

( laughs )

Not that working Christmas Eve

and Christmas Day
is... is weird or bad

or a desperate cry for help.

Nope, none of the above, Mark.

I just... I wanted some
distraction-free work time.

You are amazing.

At least say you'll have dinner

with Doris
and the boys
and me tonight.

Christmas Eve.

Oh, I can't.

It's because
of my mistake,
isn't it,

what happened
at the Halloween
office party?

- No.
- I said I was sorry.

Come on.
I mean, who hasn't

had a little too much
to drink and just...

overreached?
( scoffs )

That's what I told Doris.

Now she has me
seeing a professional.

Oh. Fingers crossed.

Yeah.
It's not going well.

- Oh.
- No.

Listen, you want
to get out of here

and just have
a cocktail somewhere?

Um...

I was kidding.
I was totally kidding.

- ( laughs )
- Did I get you?

- Yeah. I mean, yeah.
- Tempting, isn't it?

Um, look it. Thank you,

but I already have
a date actually
for Christmas Eve.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Lucky guy

( laughs )

Well, hug Timmy
and Malcolm for me.

I would, except now
they're teenagers.

They don't hug anymore.

They don't talk.
They don't hug.

They just want money
and the keys to your car.

Right.

But kids are great.
You know what I mean?

So I will tweet them
your regards.

- There you go.
- Okay.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

You two have
a great time
on that date.

Yeah.

I'm a little bit jealous!

I'm kidding.

( both laugh )

Oh. ( sighs )

Yeah, I have a date

with a Dutch chocolate cake.

( gasps )

Ohh!

Man:
Yeah, you'll love Aspen.

It has a super easy vibe.

( sighs )
Can't wait.

Ali? Is that you?

Cam, hey.

Merry Christmas.

Wow. How long
has it been?

A year, exactly a year.

You know, roughly.

( woman chuckles )

Uh, Samantha, this is Alison.

Alison and I used to, uh...

Yeah, I...
I cracked the code.

Nice to meet you.

Hey.

Ali, how have you been?

Good, totally good.

Yeah, no, really, really good.

So do you live here...

in the park?

Me? What? Here?

Uh, I figured you
would probably be
headed up north

to your folks by now
for the obligatory

Pennebaker family Christmases.

No. You know, I decided

I was just gonna stay here
and do some work.

Ah, work through
the holidays, huh?
That's dedication.

Can you go
down memory lane
another time?

Kind of running late.

We're, um...
we're headed to Aspen.

Oh! Enjoy.

Nice to meet you.

Likewise.

You... you have
a lovely park.

Honey.

Wow, I don't know
what happened to her.

She clearly lost you,
then lost her mind.

But who wouldn't?

I assume anywhere is fine?

Yeah. No. Afraid not.

No shoes, no shirt, no service.

- Seriously?
- Hey, I don't
make the rules.

I just get paid
an insulting amount
to enforce them.

I bet you wouldn't be
such a stickler for the rules
if I took my shirt off.

- Please don't.
- I wasn't really going to.

Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sure you weren't.

You don't seem like
the desperate type
at all.

Both of 'em.

So, we good?

Anywhere you like, sweetie.

( sighs )

Big juicy burgers,

exactly the Christmas Eve
feast I need.

The roast beef sandwich
is to die for.

I'm sorry?

Roast beef sandwich.
Trust me.

And get the fries,
not the cop-out side salad.

It's Christmas Eve.

You don't mind, do you?

On holidays,
a lady should
never eat alone.

Who says I'm alone?

I'm talking about me.

Oh.

Sure, I guess.

French fries.
No one will know

except you and me
and the mean waiter.

Wait.
Didn't you used to...

Used to be
over there, yes.
Now I'm over here.

No separate checks.

What, another rule?

Would you like to see
the whole book?

Two roast beef
sandwiches
with fries.

- Burn 'em.
- Okay.

Um, actually,
I'll have your juicy
burger, well done.

You might as well order a shoe.

- She'll have that medium.
- What?

I'm begging you here.

( sighs )
Medium.

Thank you.

Don't mind him.
His wife left him

for a short-order cook
at a nicer diner,

which wouldn't take much.
I'm Ginny, by the way.

Ali.

So what twisted reason
do you have

for eating
fat and carbs alone
on Christmas Eve?

I was working.

I didn't feel
like traveling to see
my family this year.

No guy or girl or whatever?

So what? You think I need
a guy or a whatever?

No, but you do.

One guy in particular,
I'm guessing,

who's still
messing with your head.

There is a picture
of him on your desk,

and sometimes you talk to it.

Um, I did, actually,

break up with my boyfriend
exactly a year ago.

Yes! I still got it!

Oh, I'm sorry.
Please continue.

Well, we were living together,

um, and he was dropping
hint after hint,

or, you know,
at least I thought he was.

So when the engagement ring

that I was so sure
was in that little box

turned out to be earrings,

I overreacted.

Overreacted like stuck a fork

- in his hand overreacted?
- No.

Planted drugs on him
and called the cops
overreacted?

No.

I broke up with him
the next morning.

That's it?

You know, I just got caught up

in the whole so-called
magic of Christmas thing,

and I was a child.

There is no magic.
There is just life.

Excuse me.
There is magic.

Okay, you're one of those.

One of those what?

One of those
"Magic is everywhere,

you just have to go
off your meds" people.

Magic isn't everywhere,
not even everywhen.

It's just at Christmas.

( sighs )
That's kind of even worse.

I'm just saying,
if all this grief

is about one overreaction,
hey, undo that reaction.

Oh, okay, yeah, and I'll
just undo his girlfriend
while I'm at it.

Listen, if you
could do last Christmas
over again, would you?

Well, that's impossible,
obviously,

but if I could
do that moment over again,

yeah, I would.

Enjoy, meat eaters.

You want my roast beef,
don't you?

What? No.
My burger looks awesome.

Yes, the burger
does look awesome,

but that doesn't alter
the fact that you want
the roast beef.

No.

Okay, kind of.

Yes.

See? I ordered
your juicy burger medium

because Mama
likes a little juice.

Mm-hmm.
( giggles )

- Mmm.
- ( Laughs )

Mmm.

You're right.
This is amazing.

You would've been
so unhappy with this.

See? Sometimes people
do get second chances.

Mm, would you be okay

with half a roast beef sandwich?

Don't even think about it.

Well, that's not
the Christmas spirit,
McScrooge.

( laughs )

So thanks for the company.

That was fun.

Fun. Ooh.

Pace yourself.

I mean it. We should
do this again sometime.

Here. Let me give you
my information.

Oh, I already have
your information, silly.

I'm sure I'll see you soon.

Well, how do I find you?

Oh, I'll be around.

( cackles )

Here you go, miss.

Uh...

hey, who served you
without shoes?

Seriously, what is
with you guys and shoes?

Fine. Go ahead.
Kick us out.

Oh, wait.
We're leaving.

And by "we," you mean?

Merry Christmas, ma'am,

to you and
your imaginary friend.

When crazy's in town,
it eats here.

Yeah, copy that.

Man on TV:
Shaking up
the Earthquake State

with their usual
ratings-grabbing shenanigans,

fighting, cursing, drinking,

running around naked,
and playing with dogs,

but center stage this season

seems to be unfiltered Brandy.

Who's a big, fat pig.

But Ms. Glanville
is a lover...

To Christmas Eve from now on.

With new cast member
Carlton Jebiah,

and Carlton is one special lady.

Yes, I'm a witch.

Are you sure you mean "witch"?

( bleep ) you.

When you go home
tonight, watch out.

And with powerful new friends...

( blinds open )

Woman:
Rise and shine,
sleepyhead.

Mom? What are you
doing here?

What am I doing where?

I'm in the guest room?

Okay.

Oh, yes, you're
in the guest room
without Cam.

I know.
You lived together.
I get it.

But maybe after you're engaged.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.

Back up.
Cam's here?

Yeah. He's downstairs
with your dad

fixing breakfast,
God help us all.

So it didn't happen yet.

Or has it happened?

Ohh!

You're still as clumsy as ever.

( both laugh )

What's the rush?

Rush? Um...

I'm starving.

Well, that's
no surprise. You ate
zero dinner last night,

and then you
finished off half a box
of my Christmas cookies.

Last night.

Race you downstairs.

( laughs )

( thumps )

- Ali: Ohh!|
- Honey?

- I'm okay.|
- I'm telling you,

you get
your coordination
from your father.

Good morning, my Ali.

How did you sleep, honey?

Slept great.

Yeah, it's so good to
have you home, sweetie.

Morning, baby.

See? That's why they're
sleeping in separate rooms.

What? Come on.

Hey, no, no, Brian.

Actually, it's no big deal.

We have the rest
of our lives
to spend together.

Now, that's
a wonderful thing
about him, Ali.

That is one
of many, many, many,
many, many things.

So did you two actually cook

something we can have
for breakfast?

Yeah, bacon and eggs.

- We're ready to roll.
- All right.

Yum.

Heavy on the eggs,
light on the bacon.

This guy here
started eating
early.

Oh, way to rat me out, sir.

Trying to get
on my good side again,
I can tell.

- What can I say?
- Mm.

So what's on the agenda
for today?

Well, we're gonna
get Jason from the airport,

uh, the Christmas
toy wrap at the club,

and then we're gonna
go for Christmas Eve
dinner there

with the Spivaks
from across the street,

and that was all
on the activity sheet

that I slipped
under everybody's door.

Right. Sorry.

Just a little spacey
this morning.

Yeah, you don't
seem terribly excited
about all of it.

You've always
loved coming home
for Christmas.

Yeah, I did. I do.

Mom, this is gonna be
the best Christmas Eve ever.

You have no idea.

Yeah, all right, gang.

Shake a leg.

The stagecoach pulls out in five

with or without you.
Come on. Let's go.

He's been saying it
exactly like that
since we were kids.

Is there actually a stagecoach,

and if you don't
shake a leg, will the thing
leave without you?

Good point.

Let's not find out, huh?

Come on.

Brian: Let's go.
Come on.

I'm coming!
I'm coming!

Oh!

Come on, come on, come on.

Everybody, let's go.
Let's pile in.

We don't want to be late.

Jason can wait
five minutes, Dad.

Honey, with all your schedules,

your mom and I only get to spend

five minutes with you
every three years,

so, you know, we have
to make the most of it.

Ali, come on, hon.
We gotta go.

Thank you, darling.
Thank you so much.

Let's get in the car.
Come on.

This is another unscheduled hug,

and it's throwing us
off schedule.

Get in the car.
Thank you so much.

Don't make up time
the way you usually do,

ignoring pedestrians
in the crosswalk.

( laughs )

- Hi.
- ( Laughs )

My folks said you were
coming back this year.

Yeah.

Hey.

Yeah, Cam and I
have been traveling

the last few Christmases, so...

Yeah, if you haven't
been to Vienna

to see the professional
holiday displays there,

you should. It's amazing.

I'll keep that in mind.

So you're coming
to the club
later, right?

Uh, yes, definitely,
and Jason, too.

We're actually
on the way to get him
from the airport right now.

- Jason.
- Yeah.

God I haven't
seen that kid in...
since I don't know when.

That makes two of us.

What part of the world's
he working these days?

Uh, Singapore, I believe,
and then Sydney next.

I don't know how he
keeps it all straight.

Me either.

Well, I better get back.
My dad's so old-school,

he loves to wait
till Christmas Eve
to put all those up.

But I'll see you later, right?

Yes, absolutely.

So you really dated that guy
in high school, huh?

What? No.

Why would you think that?

Oh, I... no,
I mean, you live

across the street from him.
I figured maybe...

No.

No, Nick's always
felt just as much

like a brother to me as Jason.

Just checking.

Radio:
♪ Deck the hall
with boughs of holly ♪

♪ Fa la la, la la,
la la, la la ♪

♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪

♪ Fa la la, la la,
la la, la la ♪

- ♪ Don we now... ♪|
- You know, Dad,

I could've gotten
to your place
from the airport.

They have
these things now
called cabs.

That is a waste of money.

Come on.
You know how much a taxi
would cost out here.

Dad, you
think everything's
a waste of money.

No, that's not true.
Your father likes
nice things.

He just wants to pay
as little as possible
for them.

♪ And join the chorus... ♪

That's just a diplomatic way

to admit that he's cheap.

( laughs )

Yeah, Dad's Scotch-Canadian.

In the world
of cheapness,
that's a blackjack.

( laughs )

I heard that.

Good, than we
won't have to
say it again.

You know, Jason,
if you'd taken a cab,

you might've missed
the toy drive.

You know,
you could've just
written a check.

Now, where is the fun in that?

Oh, first fun thing
just happened.

Can't feel my butt.

- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you, sir.

All right. Same bet
as every year.

He or she who wraps
the fewest gifts

gets to wash
the Christmas
dinner dishes

tomorrow
at our house.
This could be great.

I don't like that bet.
I never have.

That's 'cause you're
a perfectionist.

If you'd just
cut out that nonsense,

you would stop
losing every year.

You know what?
I like pretty wrappings,

and I refuse
to rush the process.

Okay, Mom, these presents
are the only ones

these kids are gonna get.

I don't think
they're gonna notice
the wrappings.

Yeah, but I would.

Yes, and civilization
as we know it would end.

Oh, I'd pipe down
if I were you,
Mr. Giggles.

Next to Mom, you're the absolute

worst gift wrapper
in this group.

Dad, think about that bet.

I don't own a single dish.

Do you really
want me washing yours?

Uh, let me answer that for you.

No.

( chuckles )

These gifts,
these are for needy
children, right?

Yes.

Okay, so if you're a needy kid,

do you need a doll?

Why not a useful gift instead?

Each kid gets a toy
and something useful,

like you said, shoes or clothes.

Okay, so why the toy at all?

That's all I'm saying.

Why not two useful gifts?

You were a child
at one point, right?

Heh.

I mean besides
this moment right now.

I'm just saying it
seems like a big waste.

Well, you know what?

I doubt there's
much magic in their lives.

You know,
when your whole life
is about need,

it's probably
a welcome distraction

to have something frivolous.

Aha! You admit
it's frivolous.

See?

Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

I know you love Christmas.

I just... I've never
caught the whole

magic of the season fever.

Just always
seemed a bit
ridiculous to me.

I'm starting to see things
a little more your way.

Hold on a second.

Last night, you are
wearing antlers

and literally chasing me

around the house with mistletoe.

This morning,
you're gonna wake up,

and all of a sudden, you give up

on the holiday spirit
altogether?

I've not given up on it.

I just... I think I've been
focusing on it too much.

You know, it doesn't
matter that it's Christmas.

What matters is
that some little girl

is gonna get a nice doll

that we wrapped

and that we
get to spend time with
the people that we love.

Like me?

Of course.

Come here.

Mmm.

Eggnog for my darling girl,

and sparkling water
for my darling guy.

And if it turns out
to be champagne,

whoops, my bad.

We're out of paper.

I'm gonna go get some more.

Okay.

Does Ali seem
a bit weird
to you today?

Oh, Ali's always a little weird.

It's part of her charm.
( chuckles )

Oh, these are all
gonna have to be redone.

Excuse me. I need
some more wrapping paper.

Sure thing, doll.
Anything in particular?

What are you doing here?

What aren't I doing here?

I'm the wrapping manager.

Getting no help!

( sighs )

So I really get to redo
Christmas Eve with Cam?

You said that was
the part you wanted
to do over.

You got your wish.

But how?

And why me?

Okay, did you see
"Men in Black"?

Yes.

This is nothing like that.

Did you see
"Back to the Future"?

Yes.

It's nothing like that.

Okay, look, you brought me here.

Well, maybe,

but from here on out,

you're on your own, chickadee.

I'm just here
in case you need
any further guidance,

which you will.

Yeah. Well, okay,

give me some
further guidance
on this.

Cam just told me

that he's
never understood
Christmas.

So you claim
neither do you anymore.

Right, but that's...
that's not the point.

The point is that
he's never said that.

He never said it a year ago.

He's never said it ever.

And...

Well, isn't this
supposed to be
all like déjà vuish?

Aren't people
supposed to be saying

the same things
they said last year,

and then I get a chance
to respond differently
and fix things?

Okay.

I see the problem here.

What we need is
a basic physics lesson

before we proceed
with your Christmas redo.

Physics?

Yes.

It's something called

the Heisenberg
Uncertainty Principle,

which says that
the very act of
observing something

inherently changes it.

( gasps ) Okay.

So I can't violate
the laws of physics,

other than time travel.

You got it.
Heh heh heh.

Okay, but so how am I
supposed to know what's
gonna happen next

if everything is
happening differently

than I remember it
the first time?

I know, right?

Those guys
in "Groundhog Day"
had it easy.

( chuckles )

( sighs )

Come on!

$5 for whoever can catch me.

You'll never catch me.

♪ I'm the king of toys,
I'm the king of toys ♪

- ♪ Can't catch me. ♪
- ( Giggling )

Sorry, Cam.
I got distracted.

Oh, hey, uh...

- Sorry.
- Let me help you.

Ali, look...

( sighs ) I know...

that you are a big stickler

for holiday tradition,
okay? Yes.

But I was just
wanting to give you

your big present, um, early,

not Christmas morning,
but instead tonight.

Before you say anything,

I just feel like it would be

a lot more romantic that way.

Big present.

I'm not answering any questions,

not giving you any hints.

Sure.

Whenever you want.

Whenever I want?

Did I...
this is coming

from the girl
who last Christmas,
I was eating,

remember,
the 11th day of
Christmas chocolate

on the ninth day of Christmas,

and you got so upset with me?

I didn't get upset.

I believe your exact words were,

"You wrecked Christmas."

Yeah, okay, that rings a bell.

You know what?
But this is the new
and improved,

more flexible Ali.

Well, I... I like
this new Ali.

You should keep her around.

That's the plan.

Oh, I'm thinking strawberries

and gorgonzola
for the salad tomorrow.

Why don't we throw in
some sunflower seeds,
give it a little texture?

Ooh, I love that.

So how are things
going at work,
kitten?

Dad, I'm 30.
I'm not a kitten anymore.

You'll always be my kitten.

( laughs )

- Things are good.
- Good.

Oh, I got a promotion.

I- I'm up for a promotion
for project manager,

- which I'm gonna get.
- Of course you are.

You're the strongest
architect they got.

Spoken like a true brother.

So, Jason, how are
things going
in Singapore

and Taipei and Guatemala?

The same as always.

I'm living out of a hotel,

eating at restaurants
every night.

( sighs )
Sounds like heaven,
actually.

Well, after a few years,
it wouldn't.

Want to bet?

I have rarely seen two people

that excited about fruit.

Oh, I can't
take it anymore.
I'm hiding.

I'm waiting for Dad
and Jason to get back
from their bourbon run.

A likely story.
You're a jukebox junkie.

I'm here to intervene.

Heh heh. Picking up
food for the family?

Ah, for me.

I just live
a healthy walk
from here.

Oh, wow. When you
said you weren't gonna

leave the neighborhood,
you meant it literally.

I leave, sometimes.

My gym, it's all the way
across town.

( laughs )

And I like this neighborhood.

It was good enough
for us to grow up in.

Dad said that you have

the biggest contracting
company around these days.

We're doing okay.

Got 20 employees,
twice as many
when we're busy.

Why? You looking
for work?

You know what?
I'm actually really handy
with a lug wrench.

Yeah?

What is a lug wrench?

Ohh! I was hopeful
for a sec.

- Mm.
- Actually, we do a lot

of decorating for the holidays.

You would be stunned
how much sane people
will spend

on a little professional
Christmas cheer.

Oh, I live with Cam.

I got over the shock
of what fools spend
a long time ago.

Well, you'll see
some of my work
at the club tonight.

- Yeah?
- I would love your opinion.

If I can pass
the Ali "Miss Christmas"
Pennebaker test,

I'll know I've made it.

Mmm. What'd I miss so far?

Ah, we were just
discussing Ali's skills
with a lug wrench.

Mm. The only tool
that Ali really is
familiar with is me.

Little hard on yourself there.

Tell me you weren't
already thinking it, though.

Can't do that.

Nick was just telling me
about his business.

Mm, construction, right?

You build houses and stuff.

Actually I was just telling Ali

that big chunk
of our work right now

is decorating for the holidays.

Quite the picture, huh?

Bunch of big,
burly construction guys

hanging tinsel for the holidays.

It's cute.

Big, burly
construction guys
like Christmas

just as much as the next guy.

Brian:
Hey, everyone!

Sorry it took us so long,

but we settled
on the Wibberly's.

It's the bourbon of kings,

really, really cheap kings.

Well, I didn't
hear you offer
to pay for it.

- No, you didn't.
- No.

Okay, finally.
Come on. Take these.

- Really? Really?
- We gotta go.

Let's get the groceries home.

So we'll
find you at the club
in a couple hours, yes?

Just follow the tinsel.

The little black dress
was invented for you.

Heh. Yeah. I wish.

Quiet now.

I know what I'm talking about.

Oh, God.

( sighs )
I've missed this
so much.

What, since yesterday?

( chuckles )

Okay, I... damn,
I guess I'm that good.

No arguments here.

You know, it's really a shame

that you look
this beautiful tonight.

It's gonna be
really rough on Nick.

What are you talking about?

Nick doesn't care
what I'm wearing.

Clearly the guy
has a thing for you.

Cam, you think
everybody has
a thing for me.

Most of them do.
I can't blame them,

but don't tell me
that you can't see
the way he looks at you

with those pathetic
little puppy-dog eyes.

Oh, come on.

That's so mean

and not even true.

Okay. All right,
I'm off base then.

Yes!

Growing up
across the street
from each other,

our parents best friends,

Nick was like a second brother.

Got it.

Seriously, I don't even think

he thinks of me as a girl.

I think that dress
will do the trick.

( sighs )

Should I change?

I think I've got
some shapeless
footsie pajamas

somewhere around here.

Deflecting with humor,

you do that.
Should I feel jealous now?

Whoa. Suddenly
I'm in charge
of your feelings?

I was just asking you
a question.

If I weren't in the picture,

would you be interested
in the, uh, local handyman?

( sighs )
Why are we even talking

about hypothetical questions?

Why are you dodging
my hypothetical questions?

No! Okay?

The answer is no.

I am here with you,

where I have
dreamed about being
for the last...

for a very long time.

Whatever would
have happened
with me and Nick

would have happened or
wouldn't have happened
a long time ago,

so seriously, you need
to let this go, okay?

We all have options.
That's all I'm saying, okay?

I... I could have
patched things back up
with Antoinette.

- Your ex?
- She dropped her rebound guy

a month after you and I
got together.

I could have looked her up,
I could have called her,

but I didn't want
to be rude to you.

Rude to me?

So good manners is what kept you

from dumping me
for your ex-girlfriend?

You know that's
not what I meant.

Well, is Antoinette
still on the market?
You should call her up,

wish her a merry
fricking Christmas
for all I care.

I'm gonna walk away

before I say something I regret.

Before?

It sounds
like Cam is having
an important phone call.

( sighs )
I, uh...

I gather you two had words.

Why can't he just
be calling his mom?
It's Christmas Eve.

Uh, honey,
it sounded like he said,
"This was a train wreck,"

but it could have been,
"Merry Christmas." I...

( laughs )
I don't eavesdrop

as well as I used to.
Sorry.

( sighs )
He's jealous of Nick.

Nick?
Talented, successful,

nicest guy you could meet.

Heck, I'm even
jealous of Nick, so...

No, Dad, this was different.

This was a part of Cam
that I don't recognize
from before.

From before what?

Okay, look, Cam has
a jealous streak.
Most guys do.

But over a person
I've never even dated?

Honey, jealousy is not unusual

and unheard of
in a relationship.
You know that.

Usually it just...
it just passes.

I know. I just can't
figure out why now

and why Nick.

Because you and Nick
have a history that
Cam wasn't a part of,

and he's never met this Ali,

and he's not sure
what to expect from her.

How can he not know
what to expect?

We've dated for five years.

I know, I know,
but I've always
had the feeling

that Cam's been
a little insecure
around here in your world,

and maybe this is
just a part of that.

Hmm. It's hard
to imagine Cameron

feeling insecure about anything.

He's only human, sweetheart.

I mean, we all
go squirrelly
about something, right?

Even you?

Oh, yeah, especially me.

Come on.
Help me cheat on my diet.

- No, Dad...
- Hmm?

You don't understand.

Cam and I never had this fight.

Honey, just because
he hasn't said it out loud

doesn't mean he hasn't
been thinking of it.

Just, you know,
be honest with him.

I mean, Nick's never been
on your romantic radar. Simple.

I'm scared to even
say Nick's name

- at this point.
- Oh.

Have you guys seen Cam out there

having some kind
of emotional meltdown
on the phone?

Jason, this is
not the time, okay?

He's really got
his undies in a bunch.

Oh, wait.
Bet he wears a thong.

You're one to judge, Mr...

Giorgio Armani.

Al, I wear nice suits to work.

I don't feel the urge
to match my skinny jeans

to my vintage
chambray shirt
with retro timepiece.

I... I don't know
what most of those words
mean, so...

We know, Dad.

You know what?
I think I finally understand

why you and Cam don't get along.

You guys are so much alike.

If I ever
turn into that guy,
somebody smack me

until you get tired
of smacking me,

and then switch hands,
and keep on smacking.

( laughs )

All right, are we
finally all ready to go?

We've been ready
for a while now,
Mom.

You know, when you're young,

you could
just wash your face and
throw some clothes on.

At my age, it takes
a little more finesse
to look this good.

Well, the finesse
is worth the effort.

- You look great, Mom.
- Oh, thank you, honey,

but I didn't get you
the Tesla this year again.

What?

That's it.
I'm running away
from home.

( laughing )

You think you're so funny.

Because I am funny.
Mom, ask around.

Oh, and I saw
Cam out there.
What's happened to him?

Oh, he got
in a fight with Al,
and now he's out there

crying on the phone
to his mommy.

I wonder if she'll
fly out here and
burp him for us.

Alison, what did
you do to the boy?

What did I do?

Well, I know how you get,

and he's very sweet.

Mom, have you actually met

Al's boyfriend Cameron?

I'll introduce you
when he's done
snivel...

Just finishing up some business.

Don't we have a party to get to?

♪ ...the hills we go,
laughing all the way ♪

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪ Making spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is
to ride and sing ♪

♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way... ♪

Oh, I see the Laemmles.

Oh, yeah.

And I see the bar.

Dad, how 'bout I buy
the first round?

Well, music
to my ears, sir.
Lead the way.

We need to talk.

Let's just
get through this here,

and we'll talk about it
back home later.

Just promise me that
I'm not gonna have to hang out

with your buddy Nick all night.

Well, that might be tough,

because my family
sits with his, too,

always have.

Wonderful.

I'm gonna go get a drink.

♪ See the blazing Yule
before us... ♪

Two thirsty gentlemen,

apparently have
some catching up to do.

Cameron, can my son
buy you a drink, sir?

Excuse me?

Clearly my father's generosity

exceeds his judgment.

♪ While I tell
of Yuletide treasure ♪

♪ Fa la la, la la,
la la, la la ♪

If I were Cam, I would not
leave my girlfriend alone

at a party
full of eligible bachelors.

Oh, eligible bachelors, you say.

If you can find
another man here,

besides you, who is under 50,

single, and not twice divorced,

I'll give you a hundred bucks.

Hey, being over 50
and divorced a couple times

is not gonna stop them
hitting on you.

Many still have enough money
to give 50% of their stuff

to a third future ex-wife.

Oh, gosh, you make it
sound so romantic.

Hi. I'm Samantha.
I'll be your bartender.

I'm Jason. I'll be
your designated drinker.

- Ah, good one.
- Thanks.

And Mom thinks I'm not funny.

Hmm, imagine that.
Heh heh.

Actually, I was
just being polite.

I get that
designated drinker line

about three times a shift.

( Brian laughs )

You got me.
I'm a hack.

So you want to just
get out of here?

You're cute.

( both laugh )

When you can steal a sec,

I'll have
a elderflower martini,
please.

Ha! Not here, you won't.

Okay.

Uh, how 'bout
something local then,

shot and a beer.

You got it, Harvard.

Cameron, so nice of you

to climb off your high horse

to join us
simple folk
down here.

Tell me something, Jason.

What is it
that is bothering you
so much about me?

What, do you want
a list, telegraph,
PowerPoint presentation?

I want to take you
for a little walk,

just you and me.
How 'bout that?

Boys, don't make me
come over there.

I see Cam
is finally bonding
with the Pennebaker men.

You don't hate Cam, do you?

I don't hate anyone, Al.

- I don't want to date him.
- Well, that's not what I meant.

Or hang out with him
or really talk to him

- ever again.
- Okay, question withdrawn.

( laughs )

Well, what about you?

Last time
I talked to my parents,

they said
you were dating
a yoga instructor.

Pilates. Um, no,

we broke up around Halloween.

Well, any eligible
bachelorettes
here tonight?

I'm actually hiding
from my parents,

who are desperate
to introduce me to Lila,
the local veterinarian.

Ooh, family fix-ups.

I'm sure Lila's fine,

but I'm at the point
where I want there

to be the possibility
of it going somewhere,

and I want it to be
undeniable on both sides.

Yeah, but even still,
how can you be sure?

I don't know, but suddenly

I don't want to waste
any more time.

I know that seems weird
to someone like you.

Don't be so sure.

I'm rehabbing
this old house at the edge
of the old neighborhood,

big backyard and
a basketball hoop
in the driveway,

and it just hit me.

I'm ready for the person
who's ready for that.

That sounds nice, Nick, truly.

Al, where do you find
these guys?

Cam just ordered
a elderflower martini,
elderflower.

Yeah, but have
you ever had
an elderflower martini?

I'm sorry. I'm still
reeling from someone

who's more pretentious
about alcohol than myself.

It's good to see you, Jase.

Good to see you, too.

This place looks amazing.
This is great.

Thank you. I charged them
plenty for it, trust me.

Oh, and we're
still doing
our same deal, right?

Everything is split 50/50?

Hey, send me an invoice.
Just don't hold your breath.

Ha ha.
I see a party foul.

Those hands are empty,

Let's fill 'em up
with some drinks.

Right this way, sir.

You heard the man.

Have fun.

( laughing )

It's Christmas.
What can I say?

Pardon me.
May I have this dance?

Oh, what a nice offer.

- Oh, yes. Whoops!
- Why don't you spin?

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm gonna take you this way.

( laughing )

Now if I could only
romance your daughter
the way that I can you.

I know.

I feel like I'm pretty charming.

You are charming, I think.

( music playing )

I didn't mean
to ruin your night.

I know how much you
love Christmas Eve.

I don't care
that it's Christmas Eve.

I just don't like it
when we fight.

Everybody fights sometimes, Ali.

You know, in 30 years,

I've never seen
my parents fight once.

( laughs )

Yeah, well,
they fight, all right,

They were just
going at it this morning
about how your mom

wants to turn the den
into a professional
pottery studio.

What, Mom does pottery?

Not yet, but if she
had the studio...

( sighs )

I'm sorry that
I overreacted, Ali.

There's nothing
between me and Nick.

I know.

You're my present

and, I hope, my future.

I don't know what
it is about that guy.

Just I see the two
of you together,

and it just bugs me.

And I know I
shouldn't feel insecure
or threatened

by the bricklayer
who wants 3.2 kids

and a tacky
aboveground pool
in his backyard.

Basketball hoop.

I know you're
not interested
in changing diapers

and baking brownies
for the PTA meetings, so...

What does that mean?

I just... That's
what those women
are all about.

You know, they revolve
around school lunches
and carpooling

and driving
the snot-nosed kids
to and from field trips.

Wait. You don't want...

You don't like kids?

I didn't say that.

I... I don't dislike kids.

I just, uh...

I like my handwoven
eggshell rug, right.

How long's that gonna hold up

with grubby little baby fingers?

But we agreed... I mean,
I thought we agreed

that we would wait five years
and then have kids?

We agreed that we would
talk about a change

if we were bored
with our lifestyle

and the travel and everything.

Oh, I thought that we
would wait five years

and then have kids,
not just talk about it.

Alison, I thought we were
on the same page about this.

I... I didn't think
you were cut out
for this kind of thing.

Not cut out?

Yeah, look, you have
one life that you live,

and you're gonna
waste it raising babies?

I mean, that's...
that's not who we are.
We're adventurers.

We get out.

We want to be wandering
down La Rambla at 4 A.M.

That's...
That's who we are.

Okay, La Rambla,
that was an amazing vacation,

but, Cameron, at some point...

Look, let's talk
about this later,
all right?

Let's... Your mom
sent me out here

to let you know
that they're gonna
be serving dinner,

and I wanted to come
out here and just...

just tell you
I'm not mad anymore.

I mean, I know it's...

it's been a rotten night so far,

but I promise you

there's a cute little present
with your name on it

in your very near future,

and it's... it's gonna
fix everything.

All right, well, um, just...

I'll meet you
at the table, okay?

I just need a second.

You're up, sister.

If I were you,

I'd light a match in there.

Not good.

You're one of the carolers?

Two years of voice at Juilliard.

Had to drop out
'cause this gig wasn't
covering my tuition.

Stop it. Ginny,
this is terrible.

Tell me about it.

The tall one's
only moving her lips!

You did not come
back in time to sing
"Deck the Halls"

at my parents' country club.

I'm trying to convince them

to turn me loose
on "Good King Wenceslas,"

something with some bite!

( singing
"Good King Wenceslas" )

♪ King Good Wenceslas
on a throne ♪

♪ On a crisping evening ♪

Okay, clearly I'm
doing something wrong

for you to be back so soon.

I didn't show up
'cause you messed up.

I'm just trying to help you
stay on task here.

Well, some task.

That's life, though.

You push down
one lumpy section
of eggshell rug,

another pops right back up.

Cam doesn't want kids.

Not everyone does.

Preferring to sleep in Sundays

on thousand-thread-count sheets
instead of coaching soccer

doesn't make him a bad guy.

I know. You're right.

But if you want kids
and he doesn't,

now that's a problem

even nongrubby
little hands won't fix.

( sighs )

Really?

You've been together five years.

You didn't discuss
wanting kids earlier?

Well, I don't know.
I guess we just
talked around it.

I mean, I always
knew I wanted kids.

I just assumed
that Cam did, too.

Right, 'cause we know
all good relationships

are based on assumptions,
not communicating.

Hey, we talk plenty, okay?

We've just
been more concerned with
business-class upgrades

and gastropubs,

p-parasailing.

So, why suddenly
bring up children?

I don't know.

I guess just talking to Nick.

Nick does seem to be causing
a lot of romance trouble

for someone who
you think of as a brother.

I thought this was
about my overreaction
to some stupid present.

Ali, think.

Would the chance
to travel in time

and redo the past

be wasted on something
as simple as that?

( strings playing
"Jingle Bells" )

- ( taps glass )
- Oh, I'm loving it.

Tonight I have
a very special gift

for a very special woman.

No, not you, Robin,

although you are very special,

and I do have
a gift for you, but...

Oh, never a doubt.

( laughs )

Want to guess what it is?

Framed photo of yourself?

No, you'd never go
for one that small.

Jason.

Open it. Open it.

They're boarding passes.

First-class, Aspen.

Wait. These say that we
leave tomorrow morning.

- Mm-hmm.
- Christmas morning.

Mom, did you know about this?

Are you okay with this?

Well, Cam asked
before he booked it,

and... and I gave him
our blessing.

Honey, we always love
having you with us,

but we wouldn't want
to hold you back

from a fabulous trip like this.

- Our blessing. Hmm.
- Mine, ours, same difference.

We... We agreed

that since this was
the first Christmas

that my brother could
make it back for in years,

that we'd spend it
with my family.

Well, we have.

Uh, I mean,
and it's been fantastic.

It... It really has.

But this gives us
an opportunity to go on

another vacation for Christmas

together just you and I.

I know how... how you
all have a tradition

where you exchange
gifts the morning.

I do know you,

and I know you
don't like surprises,

so this gives you
an opportunity to pack.

Instead of spending
Christmas Eve
with my family

or sleeping.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, tiger. It's...

It's Aspen.
It's gonna be fun.

It's got a supereasy vibe.

You'll see.
You'll like it.

To be honest, I have no idea

how we haven't made it out there

and seen the Rockies
by now anyway.

Oh, just too many
other places, I guess.

Well, I've always
wanted to see Aspen.

Heh heh.

So, anybody want some
coffee, tea, dessert?

( laughing )

So just so you know,
I tried to fit in

a walk to Santa's Corner today,

but our agenda was
a little bit too busy.

And since you're going
to Aspen tomorrow morning,

we are not gonna have time

to see
the Christmas clock
reset this year.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

That's okay.
It's silly it took me

this long to outgrow
that tradition anyway.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
It's not silly.

No, I love it that you
always wanted to go there

the day after Christmas
to see the clock reset.

You always said
it made you feel good

knowing that even though
the holiday was over,

it was only
364 days left until
it came back around.

I was such a dork as a kid.

But an adorable one.
Heh heh.

There's nothing wrong
with embracing

your inner dork as an adult.

Dork chic was
so two years ago, Dad.

Uh-uh. Mm-mm.

Oh, also, Nick's, uh, company

is taking over
the decorations this year,

so I thought you'd
want to check it out.

I'm sure it's gonna be amazing.

I'm sorry I have to miss it.

Yeah? Yeah,
you sure about that?

'Cause I don't think
you're all that interested

in the whole holiday thing
this year.

Is it that obvious?

Hey, I'm your dad.

Cam and I, we're fine.

Wait a second,
I didn't ask how
you and Cam were.

I guess I'm
just starting to see
things differently.

Mm, okay. All right.

Well,
not too differently,
I hope,

because my Al, you are made

of the best stuff in the world.

There's so much food.

You get that Cam and I
aren't gonna be here
to eat it all, right?

Well, that's why I switched
the Christmas brunch

to a Christmas
breakfast with everybody
instead of brunch.

Oh, great, so this
doesn't work
on any level.

Is there anything else
I can do to help

before I turn in for the night?

No, I think Ali and I
have everything handled.

Yeah.
You've been a peach.

Okay. Well,
I guess I'll go to bed.

It's gonna be
an exciting day tomorrow.

( chuckles )
Mm-hmm.

Night.

Good night.

I just think the world
of that guy.

I know you do, Mom.

Yeah, I look at him,
and I just see

this bright, shiny future
for the two of you.

Mom, Cam doesn't want kids.

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

You're not disappointed?

I mean, Jason's not
gonna stay in one place

long enough to have a family.

Aren't you worried you
won't have grandkids?

Well, I don't know
if you know this, honey,

but having kids is
a giant pain in the rear.

Mom.

No, no, don't get me wrong.

I mean, you guys
weren't that much trouble.

Oh, gee, thanks.

No, it's just that
there's a lot of drudgery,

and... and it's
kind of boring,

and Cam is not into boring.

Well, that's true.

Yeah, I mean, some people

are just made for
a brighter, shinier life,

and you and your brother
have always been on that track.

You never thought I'd have kids?

Not really, no.
When you were 18,

you headed out of town
for the big city and
never looked back,

and I was proud.

I was happy you
weren't gonna settle down

with a local like Nick
and have babies.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's wrong with Nick?

Well, Nick's a very sweet guy,
and he'll find

a meek, sweet, little girl,
but that's not you.

- Well, I know. I...
- I mean, that's why
when he came to me

during your senior year
and he asked me

if I thought you'd go out
with him if he mentioned
that, and I said no.

I'm sorry. What?

Well, I said that you
didn't think of him that way,

and he thanked me and said

please don't mention
that we had the conversation.

And you're
mentioning it
now because?

Because it
doesn't matter anymore.

You've got Cam,
and you're happy,

and besides,
you didn't think of Nick
that way anyway.

Mom, I don't know.
Maybe I would've

if I knew that he
thought of me like that.

And watch you derail
all your plans?

- ( laughs )
- Okay, I know.

I know everyone says parents
shouldn't meddle in things,

but I couldn't help it.

Well, that's terrible.

That's parenting, Ali.

Those are
the tough decisions we make

because we think we know
what's best for our kids.

Well, don't you think
I had a right to know
how he felt about me?

Do you really think
you would've been happy

stuck in this town,
the wife of a contractor?

Well, I guess we'll
never know, will we?

But don't we?

( laughs )

( sighs )

So you're really going
to Aspen in the morning?

Cam spent a lot
of money on this trip,

and you heard Mom and Dad.
They want me to go.

That's not what they said, Al.

It is. I was listening.

Mom said she
gave Cam permission
to bail early.

Doesn't mean anyone's
glad to see you go.

And who's gonna do our tradition

of taking shots
of peppermint schnapps
at midnight?

What are you talking about?
That's not a tradition.

Well, I was planning
on making it one,

but fine.

Deprive Mom of another
holiday tradition

to stress her out.

Can't you just admit
that you don't want to go?

What are you talking about?

Of course I want to go.

It's Aspen.

Throwing clothes
around the room.
Slamming suitcases.

My mistake.

You seem overjoyed.

Shh. Cam might hear you.

Trust me, a Michael Bay movie

could be playing in here,

and he wouldn't be
able to hear it

through
his solar-powered
hot-mist humidifier

and industrial-grade
earplugs. Ooh.

Ooh.

Why do you make fun
of him all the time?

Because I don't think
he's right for you.

I never have.

Well, what do you know?

I see you, like,
twice a year for a few days,

and the other times,
you're sending me

weird-flavored
potato chips and...

- ( laughs )
- Some gelatinous thing

that was not delicious,
by the way.

Oh, you weren't
supposed to eat that.

Why? What was it?

It is so good
that you don't know.

( laughing )

Also, thank you
for not pointing out

that my advice-giving
credentials

include me
not dating anyone
for an entire year.

Well, I still might.
It depends on your advice.

I really
lowered the bar on what
I consider a date.

At this point,

a pat-down from
airport security counts.

But I... I know
a bad relationship
when I see one.

I've had enough of 'em.

You don't like Cam,
but everybody else

thinks that we're
pretty perfect together.

You don't.

I mean, sure,
you and Cam like a lot
of the same things,

but when he looks at you,

sometimes I wonder
if... if he sees you

or just another one
of his things.

Yeah, you're not the only one

in this room who's wondering.

Traveling, I meet
a lot of people like Cam.

He's not a bad guy.
He just...

He wants to spend his life
eating wild boar and
drinking expensive wines

at a party that never ends.

And he just moved
the party to Aspen.

There you go.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, but that's
his whole life,

all of it, uh, not a part of,

and there's just not room
for much else.

He said it earlier.

He would consider
the life I have heaven.

And, Al, the life I have
on the road traveling

is... is shallow and lonely,

because the people I love
the most aren't in it.

I miss you, too, Jason.

That's why
it was so huge for me
to come back this year.

You know, earlier,

when you and Cam
had that argument,

I was really hoping
he'd do something idiotic
like break up with you.

That's not nice.

I just...
I want you to be free

to experience that real
kind of love in your life.

I mean, at least
one of us should.

Well, yeah.
What you need is a job

that keeps you
in one place for longer
than six months.

Glad you think so.

What?

Can you keep a secret?

( scoffs )
No.

All right, well, keep this one.

I just put my notice in at work.

What?

In two weeks,

I will officially be
among the unemployed.

Get out of here.

Yeah, just
goofing around with
those kids at the club,

uh, for the first time,
I saw so clear

the life I've been looking for,

and I'm never gonna get that

unless I jump
off this hamster wheel
I've been on.

Wow, that's huge.

I'm so proud of you.

What are you gonna do?

Have fun. Have a life.

I don't... I don't know.

I haven't figured
it out yet, but I will.

So will you.

- ( gasps )
- Oh, Ali.

You scared the hell out of me.

I didn't know Santa
scared so easily
on Christmas Eve.

Well, that time
at the North Pole just
messes with your brain.

What's up?
Is everything okay over there?

Yeah, sure. I just
wanted to come talk,

saw you were still up.

Well, if we stay here,
my folks are gonna

invite you in and
make hot chocolate.

- Kind of sounds nice.
- No, no,

that hot chocolate
comes with a side
of guilt-trip.

And they don't even
tip a little rum in it
to take the edge off.

( both laugh )

Let's get out of here.

I was surprised
to see you up at 2 A.M.

I always
loved waking up there
on Christmas morning.

You know, my parents
worked so hard

to bring Santa to me as a kid,

so I just...
I don't...

I like to do the same
to them as an adult.

Well, bringing Christmas magic
is your day job.

You do know I'm not
actually Santa, right?

So, uh, what time
do you fly tomorrow?

Actually, later today.

Let me be the first
to officially wish you
a Merry Christmas.

Back at you.

Al, it was
tough to see you
so sad tonight,

especially on what's always been

your favorite night of the year.

It's not sadness, really.

It's...

I don't know what it is.

Well, whatever you call it,

you want to see
something that should
make it feel all better?

Yes.

All right, follow me.

You all set?

I've been set. Hit it.

( "Joy to the World" plays )

What do you think?

It's fantastic.

It's like you were
born to do this.

What, born to decorate?

Is that a compliment?

Definitely.

My dad was right.
This is amazing.

The local kids must've freaked.

Well, it's one
of the bonuses of the job,

that and the wads of cash.

So now that I have
improved the lighting,

how 'bout telling me
why you came looking
for me tonight?

I didn't come looking
for you. I just...

I saw you across
the street bringing in
the presents, and...

Well, you didn't
come across the street

to talk to me
in the middle of the night

on Christmas Eve
without a reason.

Do friends need reasons?

Well, Al, we haven't
really been friends for years.

I mean, we're not even
fake Facebook friends.

Yeah.

So, no, while not everyone

would need a reason,
I think you would.

I guess I wanted to see
if it was true

that you wanted
to ask me out
senior year.

Ho. Your mom told you.

Yep, she finally
dragged it out
of herself.

Yeah, I had it pretty bad
for you back then.

Everybody knew.

Not me.

What my mom said was true.

I thought of you like a brother.

Ouch. ( laughs )

I mean, I appreciate
that you use past tense,

but that doesn't make that
any easier to hear.

I get that.

Is that what this is about,
you coming to find me?

Honestly, I don't know.

No idea about... about Cam?

About any of it.

I thought he was it,

but after I broke up with him...

Wait. You broke up?

We broke up, like,
a year ago, okay?

And I thought that I
made this huge mistake,

that I threw away
something great.

So you took him back?

Well, went back.

Right.

So now you're
the happy couple
I saw tonight,

which is why we're
standing here at 2 A.M.

You know, and then
my mom starts talking
about senior year,

and I start thinking
about roads not taken.

Don't you want
to go back to a time

when things were just simpler,

you know,
when we knew what was
gonna happen next?

We didn't know
what was gonna happen.

We were just young and
stupid enough to think we did.

Ali, I don't think
the answer you're looking for

has much to do with me.

What?

I'd like to think that I'm
more than just a distraction

and some tool
for you to figure out
what you really want.

Wow, okay,

that's not harsh.

Okay, tell me it's not true.

So what, Nick, am I the only one

feeling this connection here?

Well, we're not
gonna figure it out

while you're still
so unsure about everything

and definitely not while
you're living with a guy

that you're
not even sure you like.

Wow, okay.
No, you're right.

I guess whatever
I thought we had
was just in my head.

No, that's...
that's not what I meant.

You know what?
I should get some sleep.

Ali, I'm sorry
that sounded harsh.

No, Nick, it sounded real.

You should go
on that family fix-up.

Lila? How did she
come into this?

Good night.

Well, hold on.

I have to power down
the display.

You know what?
I'll be fine.
I'm gonna walk.

( crying )

Ginny.

Ginny, I need you.

Some help, you are.

Big day today, huh?

You believe that
this time tomorrow,

we're gonna be
strapping on skis?

Now that, that is
a Christmas vacation.

So what's this been?

This? Uh,

obligatory family visit,
I guess.

I mean, I... I get it.

You gotta keep
the folks happy,
blah-blah-blah,

but I got the get out
of jail free card.

Okay, yeah, see, I...

Cam, I wanted to be here,

not because I feel obligated,

but because I love these people,

and I don't get
to see enough of them.

And that's how
I'm playing it, too.

Now, come on.
Let's go get through breakfast,

and we'll get our stuff
and get out of here.

I don't want
to go with you, Cam.

Of course you do.

We're practically
the same person,

basically share the same brain.

We like to travel.
That's what we do.

I've been waiting months

to be in one place
with my whole family,

and if you can't see that,

then we're definitely
not the same person,

not even close.

Is this about
our fight last night?

Because I said I was sorry.

No, you said
you weren't mad anymore.

There's a difference?

Alison, just talk to me.

I thought you were
gonna propose, all right?

What? When?

Last night at the club,
the little box,

the one that was
supposed to fix everything,

I thought it was gonna
be an engagement ring,

not a plane ticket out of here.

I had no idea
that you thought that.

I know you didn't, Cameron.

That's the problem.

So don't say you're sorry,

because I'm not looking
for an apology. I'm just...

I'm trying
to give you a sense
of where we are here.

No, let me get a sense
of something here.

You and marriage,

a futile alliance
of two families.

Okay, so let me make sure
I understand this.

First, you don't want
to have children,

and now you don't
believe in marriage?

Of course
I believe in it.
I believe it exists,

It's been around
since the dawn
of mankind.

I mean, cavemen
were just as nuts
as the modern man.

That's not what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying.

My point is, is that you
don't want to get married.

I don't want a piece
of paper dictating
our relationship.

It's a commitment,
a partnership,

It's...
It's a promise of love.

Human beings are
serial monogamous, okay?

This happily-ever-after scam

is a bill of goods
sold to us by society.

Cameron,
stop coming up with lame,

pseudointellectual reasons
for everything.

Just be honest.

You do not want to get married.

You do not want children.

I do not, okay?

I don't see a need for it,

but if it's something
that is important
to you, Alison,

of course I'd be
willing to consider it.

I mean, I guess I could see us

with a couple of kids
maybe backpacking
through Peru, sure.

Do you even hear yourself?

I don't want you to be
willing to have a kid with me.

And you can't just
drag a toddler all the way
around the world.

Yeah, there's a law
against that somewhere?

I don't even know what
you're saying anymore.

Will you just talk to me?

This isn't gonna work, is it?

This, meaning us?

Yes.

You're breaking up with me?

Am I?

I... I guess I am.

Wow, this is rich.

I was considering
doing the same thing,

but I didn't.

No, I got us tickets to Aspen

as a last-ditch
effort to save
this relationship.

What was so broken about it
that you couldn't talk to me?

Talk to you?
When am I gonna
talk to you?

All you ever do is work.

Yes, okay, I've been
working more hours,

but I'm not always there,
and I'm sorry.

I can't just walk
out the door in the middle
of the afternoon

when the New York market closes
like you do.

Work to live,
not live to work...

that's what you and I
always said.

No, that's what you always said.

I just didn't disagree.
I happen to love my job.

Yeah, you love your job so much

that you choose that and this...

this pie-in-the-sky relationship

antiquated ideal instead of me.

That's the thing, Cameron.

I shouldn't have to choose.

We should support
each other's wants and needs.

Cam, do you love me?

Yeah.

"Yeah."

There's a sexy,
confidence-inspiring word

every girl wants to hear.

Okay, all right, stop.

I'm gonna go inside,
I'm gonna get my things,

and I'm gonna go to the airport,

and you
can come with me,
and if you don't,

then I guess
this relationship
can't be fixed.

Finally we agree on something.

You're just gonna
throw it all away,
is that it?

All the great years
that we had for some
holiday tinsel?

You really don't get me, do you?

Guess I don't.

I'm gonna go finish packing.

Oh, Ali, will you go tell Cam
we're just about ready,

or your father is going
to eat all the bacon.

- Stop.
- I am not.

Mom, I... I don't think Cam...

( doorbell rings )

Who on Earth drops in
on Christmas morning

when I'm putting
breakfast on?
Good heavens.

♪ Happy holidays to you ♪

♪ Merry Christmas from the zoo ♪

♪ To you and you
and you and you ♪

♪ Happy holidays... ♪

I'm sorry. I... I don't
think we ordered an ape.

Gorilla-gram for Ali.

It's a Christmas present
from her boss.

Wow, Ali, your boss is a freak.

Uh, honey, I... I don't
want to interrupt
your... your present,

but just a reminder.
We need to get you

to the airport in about an hour.

Cam's going to Aspen by himself.

What?

I'll be right back.

God, I hope she
lets me tell Cam.

Where were you last night?

It was Christmas Eve.

I crashed a party.
I'm here now.

In a gorilla suit?

A singing Christmas card?
Really?

I'm running out
of ways to keep people
from asking me

questions I'm
not allowed to answer.

Whatever, Ginny.

I needed you last night.

You wanted my help last night,

but you didn't need
my help. Semantics.

( sighs )
You sound like Cam.

Lord, I hope not.

Okeydokey,
you got an ex-boyfriend

that I need
to take off your hands,

and I'm just
the gorilla
for the job.

Hold on.

My mother's gonna freak.

Look, it's gonna
be okay, slugger.

The hard part's over.

Okay, look,

you brought me
here to unmake
this huge mistake,

and all I've done
is make it worse.

What if breaking up with Cam

wasn't the thing
you're back here to fix?

Yeah, I thought about Nick.

He's not interested.

That's not what he said.

I wanted Nick to fight for me,

not tell me that
nothing is gonna happen.

Doll, he as much as told you
that he has feelings for you.

You know what?
What if I don't care
how this turns out?

What if I
just want to see where
my life might take me?

Now, that's deep.

Now we can proceed.

Let's go.

Yeah, the gorilla suit,

it's not helping me in there.

Alison,

honey, I don't understand
what's going on.

Mom, I think
the problem is you do.

You know what?
I think you kids

just need to turn down
the volume here,
have breakfast.

Whatever's wrong,
you can talk it out.

Okay, there's
nothing wrong, Mom.

Cam and I, we just want
different lives.

No, no, you don't!

You want adventure and romance!

Honey, did you say something

about turning down
the volume, yeah?

( door opens )

Ali, don't go to Aspen.

I mean, I blew it last night,

and I want to answer
your question again.

Nick, dear, this is
not the ideal time
for a drop-in.

Trust me. This is
exactly the right time.

Right, and exactly
the right time
for us to butt out.

- But she needs to talk...
- Go, dear. Go, dear. Go.

Oh, Lord, will
this Christmas never end?

Um, look, you...
you asked me last night

how I felt about you,
and, I mean,

I wanted
to explain so perfectly
after all these years.

- No, you did.
- No, I didn't,

because you
ran off, and you
were convinced

that I didn't have
feelings for you.

Alison, I did then,
and I do now,

and it's definitely
not like a brother.

Um, I mean,
I'm over there, right,

and I'm driving myself nuts.

And then it hits me.

This is about us.

I could care less
about stepping
between you and Cam.

Good news.

Now you don't have to.

Well, it's like she's 14 again,

you know, instead of an adult

whose life is finally
starting to fit together.

Honey, you said it yourself.

They're not kids anymore.

They can make
their own decisions.

Mm, the wrong ones?

( sighs )
Wrong for who, you?

Mm, yeah.

The kids were little.

I wasn't sure
it was the right thing.

I mean, who knows, really?

What I know is that
that's what made us us.

You know, we could've...
we could've blown out
of this town years ago,

taken the jobs in the big city.

I would go anyplace
on this Earth with you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Try me, baby.

( chuckles )

How 'bout Aspen?

Think about that.

Oh, okay.

So guess
I will see you
back in the city

once I get back from Colorado?

Take your time.

I promise I'll be out
by the time you get back.

Perfect.

No reason
not to be civilized
about this, right?

Take care, Cam.

I mean that.

You, too.

Good-bye, Ali.

Hey, don't.

No, you deserve a guy
who knows that Aspen

is the last place you
want to be on Christmas
than with your family.

I know. It's just...

( sighs )
Why didn't my mom
just tell me

you had feelings for me
in high school?

It wouldn't have mattered.

I mean, back then,
you probably would've

thought my life
was kind of boring.

I was a stupid teenager.

Well, you're not a teenager now.

What do you want?

I want to get
to know you as adults.

Man, am I glad I rolled
the dice and came over here.

Me, too.

Here's to second chances.

Oh, it's a human candy cane.

Oh, give it a rest.

Oh, good morning, sunshine.

You said I could change things.

You promised.

No, I didn't.

I said sometimes people
get second chances.

Yeah, well,
I went back last night,

and I did everything
differently.

And you broke up with Cam
a second time.

I know, remember?

I was there,
really cute gorilla suit.

You said
that maybe that wasn't
the point of the redo,

that maybe my mistake,
it wasn't the breakup,

it was not noticing Nick.

It's your redo, Ali, not mine.

You tell me.

Well, I chose
the right guy this time.

I chose the guy
that was gonna
make me happy.

I chose the guy who
really knows who I am

and wants
the same life that I do.

What went wrong?

Maybe nothing.

Maybe all of those things
are still true.

But they're not.

I just got
a Christmas card
from Nick,

from Nick and Lila.

Yeah, the girl
he wasn't interested in,

the girl that
I told him to date.

I even screwed that up.

( groans )

Should I call a coroner?

Oh, she's not dead.

Can you get me some ketchup?

Sure.

Thanks, sexy.

Nick. Nick.

( sighs )
Stupid Lila.

Hey, Al.

- Nick.
- There you are.

Where were you?

I ran out to get you
a Christmas latte.

Oh, thank God.

Well, it's just a grande.

It's not a venti.

But you're...

so thoughtful.

No, I just know what you're like

before you get your coffee.

Here. Come on.
We gotta hustle up

if we're gonna make it
to the old neighborhood

in time to wrap
presents at the club.

Right.

Sorry. It's been
a weird morning.

Well, maybe you
can tell me about it

on that long ride up
to your parents' place.

And, you know how
I hate when you go out
without your ring.

Men hit on you.
Boys hit you.

Babies hit on you.

I saw this sitting on the sink

by the dishes on my way out,

so I thought
I'd just take it
for safekeeping.

Boy, I never get tired
of doing that.

Merry Christmas, Al.

Merry Christmas, Nick.

Yo, shake a leg.

Stagecoach leaves now
with or without you.

Ali, he's your brother.

Now tell me is there
an off switch someplace?

Uh, no.

You're welcome to check, though.

I will.

All right, come on.
Let's go.

( laughs )

( calypso music playing )