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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifters. Can I leave? No, you

can't. Am I under arrest? These women
are caught on hidden camera and are

prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on
video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

This is absolutely ridiculous. I can't
even... Look, just... Maybe you

Maybe you're not saying anything that
would be better for you. Let's just sit

right down.

The least you say. You don't want to
incriminate yourself.

I have done nothing wrong. I am an
upstanding member of this community.

Sure. I get it.

But I have some footage of you and close
character Kellerman taking those heels.

That's ridiculous. I walked in with
these shoes.

You may have walked in them shoes like
into the office with them, but you were

caught taking them. You had flip -flops
on.

Anyway, if you choose to not say
anything, that's probably better off. I

to, on the other hand, I have to read
and get some paperwork.

Is there anything you want to declare?

Declare? Is it custom?

No. You want to make a statement?

No.

Well, then, I'll be back.

See you right there.

And have some time with your thoughts.

Maybe I should just tell him who my
husband is.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

I'm sure you've discovered my husband
and I are very involved in the church,

this is absolutely absurd.

That's, uh, that's great.

Great.

I am going to need some

identification. Also, I want you to be
aware of something.

You realize we have... Cameras in this
room, right?

I'm not, I mean, little surveillance
cameras.

So I'm aware of what you've managed to
take here.

So let's address that another time. Do
you have any identification?

I'm going to need your identification.

I have a condition.

A condition?

I just can't help myself. I mean...

My husband's very involved in the
church, and I'm happy to pay for all of

things. We can, 100%, I am so sorry.

It's just, I'm so poor at home.

And I'm so good all the time. I just, I
just need a little bit of a thrill.

You have to understand, we can call my
psychiatrist, and like I said, I am

to pay for all of these items.

Well, that's very unfortunate, ma 'am.

Sorry to hear this, but it's a little
too late for that.

It's called kleptomania.

And it's just sometimes when I get
stressed.

I don't want to steal. You're compelled
to steal. No need to be

upset.

I have a job to do, okay? And I have
protocol to...

Here, I'll let you get yourself together
here.

Please don't call my house.

Look, there's no reason to call your
husband. Unfortunately, I'm going to

to call the police.

No.

No, that would be part of public record.

Absolutely.

That's why maybe your choice is to...
It's not a choice. I can't help it.

my doctor.

Can we please? Well, let's do this.
Let's go back.

I'm going to need to have your
identification.

Let's do that first, because I want to
just... Yeah,

let's start with your identification.

Honestly, I don't even have
identification on me. I just... I just

sunglasses, which... That's it. I just
have my sunglasses. I don't even have my

ID. I don't have my wallet.

Let's start with your name. We can call
the bank.

Let's start with your name.

Mrs. Keeley. K -E -E -L -Y.

K -E -E -L -Y.

What's your first name?

I am the wife.

Susan? Linda?

Tina? Ryan.

Okay.

Where do you reside? That's important.

all this information.

3512 Pensacola Avenue.

Okay.

Chatsworth. Of course.

Do

you

have a tissue?

A tissue.

This is paper towel. It's very soft.

Are you going to be alright?

Alright. Let's start with this.

I'm going to have to take your purse
from you and do a search.

I'm going to have to search your purse.

Is there anything that you just

It's not meaningful.

Recently acquired.

There's a tie in there. I thought it'd
be lovely for my husband. I have such a

good wife.

I don't doubt that.

Unfortunately, you have a little bit of
a shortcoming here, and that's your

shoplifter.

Or kleptomania.

I can get my checkbook from the car, I
swear.

I'm going to have to ask you to stand
up.

If you don't mind.

I'll do my best to stay within protocol
guidelines, but

I'm going to need to give a couple
photographs.

I'm going to back up a little bit.

Yeah, unfortunately we have to document
this particular.

Stay right there. There you go.

If you could turn to the side a little
profile.

Yeah, that's fine.

Ah,

yes, I see.

Uh, yeah, okay, you can have a seat.

Grandpa, you know what? Come right here.

I'm going to need to frisk you.

So... Only my husband's supposed to
touch me.

Well, I'll...

If you could spread your... Oh!

Just separate, just a little bit. There
you go.

Sorry,

but... Oh!

It's part of the... Part of the... Part
of the procedure.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Last one. I have to... I know, it's...

I need you to disrobe.

It's part of the protocol,
unfortunately.

It's my job as head of security here at
the store to conduct this particular

search. So if you could cooperate, that
would be fantastic.

I know you have a condition,
kleptomania, but here we go. Can we

call me as a psychiatrist?

I will, but as I said, we're actually
being filmed.

You're filming me?

It's not for any other use than evidence
for the store in order to prosecute

should we have to.

We look like we will.

I don't want to be in a dirty movie.
It's not a dirty movie by any means.

Look, maybe this is... Maybe it's better
that we have the authorities come

down here and handle this.

Oh no, anything but that.

Please, absolutely.

Okay, okay. Here, let me see this.

Don't call. Whatever you do, don't call
the cops.

I have to just search.

Make sure you don't have anything else.

Because it's not your fault, right?

You're a klepto.

It's not your fault.

I'm trying to be as sensitive as I can
to your condition.

However, I'm going to need to ask you to
remove your bra and panties.

Again, I don't have a female that could
help assist this, but I'll

just turn away for a moment.

And keep yourself covered.

Yeah, just go ahead and put stuff there
on the table.

Okay,

you know I'm gonna have to ask you to
take the shoes off too because these are

Merchandise

Good choice though either my favorite
All

right You'd be

surprised what people do and where they
put stuff I found some really amazing

things I never would even expect to find
hidden in their personal belongings and

on their person themselves

worshiply conduct the body cavity
search.

Oh, absolutely not.

Okay.

Well, you leave me no choice.

No, no, no. Don't call the cops.

Okay. I'm going to have to ask you to
stand where I'm at. Just like right

Put your hands like this on the table.

Okay.

Comfortable?

No? Well, of course not.

So, this is going to have to hold.

Okay, you can just... You

can just stay right there for a moment.
I have to...

I have to document this, if that's
alright.

Yeah, let me just stay right there.

I'm trying to make this as quick as
possible.

Alright.

I mean,

this kind of happens quite often.

Alright, I'm going to need to remove
this in order for me to do this.

Maybe you can assist me in that.

I know it's a little strange. Hold on a
second.

I definitely want to... I definitely
want to... I have

to document this. If you could pull it
out of there.

Nice and easy.

Could you, I know it's, could you pull
that cheek?

Use both hands to pull the cheek.

Yeah,

there you go.

I'm going to have to probe a little
deeper.

Just kind of stay right there if you
don't mind.

You would probably be better off just
remaining in that position and looking

forward because you don't want to
contort yourself.

You're going to feel a little pressure.

What is that?

Wow.

This is just... This is definitely
first.

You're doing good. Stay right there.

Um, just... This feels different.

Um... Look,

I'm gonna... Here.

Look, uh... Alright.

I suggest that... You don't want to
call, right?

kick me off the PTA.

It's terrible. Look, why don't you just
let me conduct my version of this body

count and search.

And... I couldn't even read ahead of the
whole word.

That would be bad anyway.

They could paint the mailboxes any
color.

Any color mailbox.

Look, you know what?

One color is probably best.

All the things.

Exactly. Exactly.

You understand.

Hedges can't be high, too high. Can't
see.

Everything.

How about... Think about that. Yeah,
think about the HOA and how

terrible they are.

The HOA is an important organization.

No, it's important, but how terrible
they are that they didn't choose you.

Do I gotta keep the shoes?

I'll let you have the shoes.

Absolutely. And you'll destroy all the
footage?

Totally. Destroy it all.

I'll just stand here and you can push
back.

right, you know?

Get yourself out of trouble.

Oh, yes. This is for my family.

Yeah.

This is terrible.

You

can't

just use my asshole like we did in
Catholic school.

Whatever you want.

And I'll be out of that?

Yeah, you'll be walking out of here in
no time with a nice pair of heels.

We'll delete the footage.

Totally. You promise?

Sure, I'll go in the office and delete
it off the hard drive.

Thank you.

You like the tissue? Yeah.

Oh my god.

This is my favorite, you know that?

Yeah.

I can't let my reputation get worlded. I
am an outstanding pillar of the

community.

FUCKING HURT!

Check out who the pussy my asshole is.

Oh, my God.

You can go and make the footage and
nobody will know nothing.

Do you think that's a promise?

I read the book.

Absolutely.

Here.

Yeah, keep your shoes.

Paper towels if you want.

Don't forget your bike.

If you ever want to come back and feel
more, I mean, see me.

I hope I never see you again. I know.

That would be truthful.

Can I have some privacy?

Can I have some privacy?

Oh, absolutely.

My life back together. Yes, yes.

Okay, just hold you down the hall here.