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Mom, please.
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Guys, what's wrong with your old bikes?
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They're still perfectly good.
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Mom, they're tricycles.
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Guys, I'm sorry,
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but we can't afford bikes right now.
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I mean, it's that or food.
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No, forget I gave you that option.
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Great.
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Now we're stuck here with nothing to do.
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I mean, this is probably the most boring hotel In the history of boring hotels.
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Oh, zack.
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I love this hotel.
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♪♪ Here I am in your life ♪♪
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♪♪ here you are in mine ♪♪
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♪♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪♪
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♪♪ most of the time ♪♪
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♪♪ you and me got the world to see ♪♪
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♪♪ so come on down ♪♪
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♪♪ just me and you know what to do ♪♪
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♪♪ so come on down ♪♪
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♪♪ it's you and me and me and you ♪♪
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♪♪ we got the whole place to ourselves ♪♪
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♪♪ you and me,we got it all for free ♪♪
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♪♪ so come on down ♪♪
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♪♪ this is the suite life ♪♪
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♪♪ we've got a suite life ♪♪
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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody S01E02 The Fairest of Them
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Wow.It's like christmas.
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I'm sweating in places I've never sweated before.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse us. Excuse us.
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Excuse me.
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I need to speak to the manager--
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Right away.
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Marion moseby at your service.
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Well, maryann,
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My brianna is
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the odds on favorite to win this years universal mini-miss beauty pageant.
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I've already started working On your special requests.
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Hot rollers, high wattage make up mirror,And a bucket of fried possum fingers.
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Thank you.
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Oh, excuse me.My house is double parked.
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Remind me to count the towels in her room.
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All right.
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Moseby booked a beauty pageant.
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I wish we could just go up and talk to them.
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Hello. We can.
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Watch and learn, little brother.
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So, if I guess your name, do I win a kiss?
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Aw, you're so adorable
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And so completely out of your league.
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Smooth.
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I hate beauty pageants.
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I know.
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I never won one either.
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The point is, they reward girls for being shallow, plastic robots.
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What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?
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Isn't this cool?
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Oh, that kind.
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Look everyone, it's London.
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Miss mini-miss 1999.
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Bonjour ! pageant pretties.
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Oh, no.
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Ohh. What--what are you doing?
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I know that guy.
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We were rivals on the cruise ship circuit.
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He's the lowest, most despicable creep that I ever know in my entire life
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Tim
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Carey, you look, ugh, incredible.
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What are you doing here?
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I work here.
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Ah, good for you.There's no shame in being a maid.
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I'm the, uh, I'm the host of this pageant.
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Actually, I'm the headliner here.
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They've given me a suite for me and my boys.
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Oh, yes. I heard you had kids.
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Don't worry, you'll get your figure back.
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I love your hair.
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Did you buy or lease it?
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It was a gift.
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So, you like video games?
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There was no connection.
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Ooh. But I think mini Miss Rhode Island's making eyes at me.
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None of them have even noticed me.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry. I don't speak vietnamese.
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I meant, do you need some help with your bag?
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Uh, that's really nice of you,
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But I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
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Oh, it's ok. I'm not that strange.
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Except for when I get really nervous,
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I can't stop talking.
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Which is odd because I'm aware of it
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And you'd think I'd know better,But for some strange reason--
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All righty then.
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Ok. This thing is a total washout.
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The girls are all stuck up, phony--
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Don't talk about her like that.
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She's sweet,
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and she's pure,
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And everything that's good about life.
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Cody, you just met her.
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And yet,
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I know all I need to know about her.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's her name?
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oh!
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Not so fast.
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Now, these young ladies are here for a very important competition.
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Which happens to bring in a lot of money to this hotel.
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They did not come here to be harassed by tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.
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But I have to talk to what's her name.
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Nope, nope, nope. Nip, nin.
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There will be no fraternizing with the contestants
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Or I will have your mother confine you to your hotel suite.
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Now, these people are here as our guests.
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We must treat them like royalty.
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Maryann, where can I dump my porta potty?
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If you'll excuse me,
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I have to help the queen with her throne.
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How much longer do we have to wait here?
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Until what's her name comes out and I can give her these.
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Oh-uh! Moseby alert.
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Oh, no. He's gonna see us fraternizing.
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What are you, 5?
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Quick. Hide in here.
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Oh, tyreesha, in this dress you are bound to win.
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No, I quit.
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I'm sick of beauty pageants.
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I'm going to science camp.
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Where did I go wrong? Tyreesha.
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There she is.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, ladies.
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Knock knock. Man in the house.
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Come on in. We're decent.
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Splendid. Splendid.
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You know,
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these rose colored candies are horrible.
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That's soap, madam.
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Well, then they're pretty dang good.
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Almost show time, girls.
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Come on, come on, come on,
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my little beauties. Come on.
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Young lady, why aren't you in your dress?
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Uh. Number 11. You're in the first group.
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Ahh, is that a hair on your lip?
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I hope so.
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We'll just pull that right out.
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No.
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Come on. That's my only one.
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Thank you, tiffany.
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Our modeling competition continues, ladies and gentlemen.
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Please welcome number 11, Miss Tyreesha Jones.
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Tyreesha enjoys marine biology, double dutch,
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And her hero is george washington Carver.
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He's out of his mind.
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$2,000!
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He's a genius!
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Yay, Tyreesha! You go, girl!
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Oh, Tyreesha,
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you were great.
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I can't believe I've never seen you before.
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Thanks. I-I-I'm new to this.
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And I'm sure no one noticed you trip.
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And Rebecca, your dress is so darlin'.
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It's just long enough to hide your scrawny little chicken legs.
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Hey, back off or I'll--
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I-I-I mean why--why can't we all just be nice to each other?
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You are new.
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Thanks for sticking up for me.
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Everyone else has been kind of mean.
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Except for the person who sent me these pretty flowers.
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But they didn't sign the card.
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Uh, it was me.
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Me brother cody.
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Arg. I'm a pirate.
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Hello...
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Ladies.
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Rebecca, you--you remember my brother cody.
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Huh?
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Cody. You're cody.
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Thanks for the flowers.
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Right.
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Because I'm cody,
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The one that sent you the flowers.
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My daughter is twice as pretty as your daughter.
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Aah! You bit me.
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Ooh, mom's in a cat fight.
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I gotta go hold her earrings.
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Look, you were so hot out there.
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You have a chance to win the prize money.
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No way!
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I'm not doing it.
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These heels are killing me
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And my panty hose are riding up.
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Who cares about your female problems?
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Think about the money.
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Think about the bikes.
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You can't drop out of this pageant.
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Forget it.
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He's right.
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You can't leave.
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This pageant is like a shark tank.
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I need you to help me get through this.
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Uh, I'm in.
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Hug.
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Boy, eyeshadow's tough to get off.
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'cause you use too much.
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Which, by the way, makes you look a little cheap.
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Now, I have a great idea for the talent competition.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Rebecca.
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Is Tyreesha there?
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Give me that. Oh, reesha!
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Oh, hi, Rebecca.
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Sorry to keep you waiting,
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But I have to work overtime to look as good as you do.
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Heh heh heh. You're so sweet.
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Listen, brianna's having a slumber party tonight
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And asked me to invite you.
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It'd be so much more fun if you were there.
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Wanna come?
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A slumber party?
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No. Absolutely not.
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I'm putting my foot down.
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I'll be there.
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Clearly you do not understand the foot down concept.
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Hey. This is the only way I can be with Rebecca
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And I'm taking it.
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Well, you're gonna blow your cover and our chance to get new bikes.
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Tyreesha can do it.
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no, Tyreesha can't.
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Who's Tyreesha?
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Um, the new weather girl on TV.
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She's always wrong.
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40% humidity. I don't think so.
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The TV's not on.
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Yeah. That's 'cause we turned it off.
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We're sick of her lies.
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Ok.
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What do you guys have planned for tonight?
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Um, um, I'm sleeping over at tapeworm's.
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You're not?
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Uh, no, we had a fight.
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You and tapeworm?
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Me and zack.
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You wearing lipstick?
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That's what the fight was about
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Uh, I put lipstick on him while he was taking a nap.
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That wasn't very nice.
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And that's not your shade.
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I told you.
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Oh, look, girls,
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it's little Tyreeta.
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Tyreesha.
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Like it matters.
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Oh, honey, there's a tray out there with half a steak on it.
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I'll be right back.
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You're just in time.
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We're playing what do you want to be when you grow up.
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Ok. Me next.
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A supermodel.
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Tyreesha, what do you wanna be?
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I'm gonna be a hockey player.
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Uh, or a princess.
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Whichever pays better.
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Eh, Rebecca?
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I wanna open a free animal hospital for underprivileged pets.
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I think that's beautiful.
272
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Thanks.
273
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I need to start saving for vet school now.
274
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That's the only reason why I'm doing the pageant.
275
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What about you?
276
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Uh, I'm doing it to buy some bikes.
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For underprivileged pets.
278
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Oh, that's so sweet.
279
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It's so great that we can do this together.
280
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Ooh.Hug.
281
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Be right there.
282
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Don't bother, darlings.
283
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I own the place -London.
284
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I got the candy counter girl to bring us some snacks.
285
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,620
Thank you for introducing me,
286
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,840
But I do have an actual name. It's maddie.
287
00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,340
London, what did you want to be when you were little?
288
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I wanted to be an heiress
289
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And I did it.
290
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Yay, me!
291
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You must be so proud.
292
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It takes a special kind of person to be born rich.
293
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Ahh. Thank you.
294
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,010
What are you doing in there?
295
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,560
Um, putting on night creme.
296
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,210
It has to be applied in the dark.
297
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,280
You know, girls,
298
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,070
Pageants have their place,
299
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,430
But looks aren't everything.
300
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,900
I mean, there's education and reading, museums,
301
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,990
Becoming a well-rounded person.
302
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,620
Do you know orlando bloom?
303
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,180
Orlando bloom likes smart girls.
304
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,460
I know he does.
305
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,770
I just know it.
306
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:23,540
He doesn't. -Oh, no.
307
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Ow.
308
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,880
So, as returning royalty,
309
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:32,380
The judge has honored me with some confidential information
310
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I'm not supposed to tell.
311
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,330
So, here it is.
312
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,000
Is it about orlando bloom?
313
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,250
London's talking.
314
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:41,540
So, after today's events,
315
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,980
It seems the 3 front runners in the contest are
316
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,310
Brianna-- Yes. No surprise.
317
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Rebecca. Duh.
318
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,220
And someone named Tyreesha.
319
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,210
Brianna, honey, look.
320
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,420
The maid left the cart out in the hall.
321
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,140
We are set for the next 3 months.
322
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,200
Hello, carey.
323
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,170
Hello, Tim.
324
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,780
Oh, sorry I missed your little show last night.
325
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,980
I had some socks that just had to be folded.
326
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,680
I did 3 encores.
327
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,460
That's when you sing more because they want you to.
328
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,000
Oh, Ms. Martin,
329
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:25,600
How would you like to do a duet In the pageant tonight with Mr. Tim?
330
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,800
When pigs fly. -You fly?
331
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:33,180
Ms. Martin would be happy to oblige such an important guest
332
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:37,250
Who brings so much business to the tipton hotel.
333
00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:41,700
Apparently it'd be my pleasure.
334
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,660
Our talent compitition continues
335
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,540
With number 17, brianna.
336
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,010
Ugh. You no good, stinkin', lousy baton.
337
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,120
Momma!
338
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,230
Oh, baby. It's all right.
339
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,300
Brianna.
340
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:00,550
And Brianna's mom.
341
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:06,340
Well, it looks like it's between Rebecca and Tyreesha.
342
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,660
Oh, they're so cute.
343
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,470
I would have smoked 'em.
344
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,830
I just wanted to say good luck.
345
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,840
I hope you win the pageant, Tyreesha.
346
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,610
No, you deserve to win.
347
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,880
You're beautiful, and unselfish,
348
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,790
And I've never seen anyone juggle while baking a cake.
349
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,910
You're so sweet.
350
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,400
If you were a boy, I'd kiss you.
351
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:38,360
Dude, those bikes are ours.
352
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,000
You are so gonna win this thing.
353
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,060
No, I'm not.
354
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,170
You need to have confidence.
355
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,360
You're such a loser.
356
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,520
What's wrong with you?
357
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,070
I'm throwing the competition.
358
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,510
Rebecca needs the prize money for vet school.
359
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,910
We've gone through too much for you to ruin this now.
360
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:53,690
We?
361
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,160
I'm the one wearing a dress.
362
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,170
And you've never looked better.
363
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,240
Well, you better take a good last look
364
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,590
'cause I'm about to take it off for good.
365
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:03,980
I can't believe you gonna let some girl come between us.
366
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,140
You are not throwing this competition.
367
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,050
Try and stop me, pal.
368
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,710
Well, then take off the dress 'cause I can't hit a woman.
369
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,230
Zack , let me out of here
370
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:20,400
please welcome Tyreesha Jones
371
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:25,080
Performing an aria from Bizet's carmen.
372
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,690
Oh, I'm sorry here. There's been a program change.
373
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:36,790
Tyreesha will be demonstrating a brand new talent.
374
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:23,680
Ugh. Where's zack?
375
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,790
-Who? -Tyreesha.
376
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,300
She's out there.
377
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,990
You're ruining Rebecca's chance at the crown.
378
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,450
You're ruining our chance for new bikes.
379
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,900
Uh. Unh.I don't care about the bikes.
380
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,360
I care about Rebecca.
381
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,550
Well, I don't.
382
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,680
That's because you only think of yourself.
383
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,370
What is going on?
384
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,120
Nothing out of the ordinary.
385
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,910
Your boys are attempting to destroy my hotel,
386
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,000
But with a new twist.
387
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,350
One of them's wearing a dress.
388
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,200
What in the day long dickens is going on?
389
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,140
I don't know which one of you is Tyreesha,
390
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,050
But she or he is disqualified.
391
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,110
You're a boy?
392
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,150
You're a boy?
393
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,460
Very funny. You guys are such jerks.
394
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,920
Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?
395
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,870
I did it so we could win money for bikes.
396
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,500
Oh, thank goodness.
397
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,980
Hey, man. You ok?
398
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,010
Yeah.
399
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:39,370
Sorry I ruined it for you and Rebecca.
400
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:43,250
I guess I was just being a selfish, greedy goofball.
401
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,610
Nah, you weren't greedy.
402
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,240
So we're cool?
403
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,620
We're cool.
404
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,780
I can't believe I thought a girl could be more useful than a bike.
405
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,610
It's ok, buddy.
406
00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:56,210
We all make mistakes.
407
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,610
Well, I'm never making that mistake again.
408
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,550
From now on, it's just you and me.
409
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,590
Cody, can I talk to you?
410
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,140
Buzz off, bike boy.
411
00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,950
Hi, Rebecca. Nice tiara.
412
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,770
I'm glad you won.
413
00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:14,470
Thanks to you.
414
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,800
I heard you tried to throw the competition for me.
415
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,540
I shouldn't have called you a jerk.
416
00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:20,560
It's ok.
417
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,880
Well, I guess this is good-bye.
418
00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:25,330
Yeah. Bye.
419
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:29,810
You're gonna be leaving and it's like--
420
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:30,520
It's ok.
421
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,690
So much better than a bike.
422
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:49,260
Maryann, I'm just letting you know I am not paying for this movie
423
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,130
'cause I didn't like it.
424
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,050
I'll waive the fee, Madam
425
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:57,300
I understand what it's like to have to look at something utterly repulsive.
426
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,310
Thank you. Uh-huh.
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