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♪ ♪
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Man:
I'm throwing away
the bones!
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Woman:
Oh, Howard, I was
gonna make stock!
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Howard:
You always say you're gonna
make stock and you never do!
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Woman:
I've made stock!
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Howard:
Hey, Gatsby, I see you!
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(Gatsby whining)
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You're gonna get it now.
You are in for it, mister.
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Come on. Come on.
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Chase, he's at it again.
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Chase:
Gatsby! God bless it!
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(sighs) Get down!
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Howard, I am so sorry.
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Get out of here, get!
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Howard:
Aren't you
feeding this guy?
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Chase:
Yeah, you know,
he's been acting up lately.
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You know, after
everything with Tracy.
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I think he can tell
something's happening.
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Howard:
Yeah, looks like
you're almost packed.
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When are
you out of here?
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Chase:
End of next week.
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Howard:
Wow, that's soon.
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Chase:
Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
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I asked them just to move it
along as fast as they could.
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Howard:
Probably a good time
for a fresh start, huh?
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Chase:
Yeah, I've always wanted
to live in New York City.
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Hey, do you want
any of these DVDs?
I'm just getting rid of them.
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♪ ♪
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Damn it, Gatsby!
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(whining)
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(barks)
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All right.
Oh, hey, hey. Relax.
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Come on, Gats, just do
your business, all right?
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I got to get going, let's go.
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(barks)
Oh, don't worry, he's--
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He's real friendly.
Yeah. Let's go, Maise.
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(barking)
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Man:
Hey, man, your fucking dog
took our ball!
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And he's shitting over there.
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Chase:
I'm sor-- He's got
a lot of energy.
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Come here, come here!
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Gats! Gats!
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(yelps)
Oh!
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Come on, baby.
Hey, baby...
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You better control
your dog, motherfucker!
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Man, I am so sorry
about your dog.
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♪ ♪
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(sighs)
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Chase:
Hey, Gats!
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How did you
get into the biz?
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Woman (Australian accent):
Well, I was in a church--
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an ayahuasca
church in Brazil,
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and halfway through
the ceremony I looked down
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and I was like, "Whoa, I'm
really close to the ground,
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"and I also have paws."
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And then I was like,
"Shit, I'm a dog."
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And when I got back
to the city I thought,
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"I have to work with dogs,
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and I am a dog."
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Chase:
Uh, well, yeah.
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I've never been
to church in Brazil.
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Um, but it sounds
really spiritual, so...
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Listen, I hate to run,
but I am late.
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Uh, if he pushes you
around on the walk,
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just give him a smack
on the behind, okay?
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You know what? I think
we're gonna have a great time.
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Uh, bye.
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(door closes)
(mockingly)
Bye.
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Hey, hey! Stop.
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That's right.
You stop right there.
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Stay.
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Stay.
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Now keep staying.
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All right, Gatsby,
you come here.
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Good boy.
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Hi. Hi.
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Here's what I want you
to know about me.
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I have the best
motherfucking treats.
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You want one?
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Get in there.
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Here you go.
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This is gonna
work out beautifully.
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Let's make some walkies.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't waste your pees on that.
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You wait till you see
where we're going.
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Hey. Come on.
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Come on, Musso.
Musso. Come on.
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Come on.
Watch it, bud.
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All righty!
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Look there.
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We've got a new friend.
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Look who it is,
this is Gatsby.
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Gatsby, this is
Musso and Frank.
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Yeah, their butts
smell really nice.
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Get on in there. All right.
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Let's go.
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Yes, please.
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Move it out.
Move it out. Move it out.
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Off we go.
Off we go.
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Come on.
Off we go.
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Nice and easy.
Come on, now.
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Yeah, that's it. That's it.
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Oh, this is so glorious.
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Nice walking.
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Off we go.
Off we go. Off we go.
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Aah! How you feeling?
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We're about to run up on some
prime squirrel territory.
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You just take it
nice and easy. Super chill.
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Oh, hold up.
I want some liquids.
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Hold up. Hold up.
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♪ ♪
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♪ In the park of lovers ♪
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♪ She walks like no other ♪
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♪ When I stop ♪
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♪ She picks up after me ♪
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♪ In the cold weather ♪
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♪ She puts on a sweater ♪
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♪ Longing that ♪
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♪ Till next Monday comes ♪
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♪ ♪
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Come on, friends.
Off we go.
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Off we go. Off we go.
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Mama's got to get some
cigarettes before she goes
to her other job.
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The soul-crushing one.
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I think that Musso is
sometimes jealous of Frank
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'cause Frank is
so outgoing, right?
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But introverts are introverts,
and you just got to own it.
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Sit. Oh,
what a good boy!
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You want a treat?
I'll give you a treat.
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There you go,
you beautiful thing.
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Yes, delicious.
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Yeah, you'd do anything
for a snack, wouldn't you?
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You're such a good boy.
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So we had a really good
first day together.
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Great poops today, huh?
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You're amazing.
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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You are better than
most people, really.
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All right.
I'll see you tomorrow, Gatsby.
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Chase:
Gats!
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(TV sportscast playing
indistinctly)
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Hey, Gats,
come here, buddy!
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Hey, man,
you want some chicken?
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Suit yourself, dummy.
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(woman murmurs)
(keys jingle)
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(door opens)
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Look who it is!
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Yes!
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Oh, I missed you.
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I missed you,
you beautiful thing.
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Oh. Oh, honey.
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Oh, you're a peester, meester.
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Aw, that's okay.
We can clean that up.
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No need to be ashamed.
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I know she's my mom,
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and like, she wants
a return on the investment
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for raising me,
but a 15-hour time difference
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makes conversation
really difficult, you know,
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'cause you're in these...
Beth?
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...different transitional
periods of the day.
Is your name Beth?
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Hey. I don't know
if you remember me.
Hi.
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Um, I'm Ian's
sister, Phaedra.
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Oh!
We had Thanksgiving
three years ago.
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Yes, yes. Hi!
Yes. Yeah.
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Good to see you.
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Oh, yeah.
(barks)
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Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
Oh!
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You don't do that!
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Sit down. Sit down, baby.
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Yeah.
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So...
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I just wanted to say
thank you so much
for speaking up,
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but if I need your help,
I'll let you know.
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Okay?
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Who's a stud?
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You are, you big boy.
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All right,
you have fun tonight.
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Be good.
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See you Monday, bud.
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♪ ♪
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Chase:
All right.
All right, yeah.
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Let's do this.
You wanna go for a walk?
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All right, man.
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What a week, Gats.
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♪ In my loner hour ♪
(TV playing indistinctly)
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♪ I turn to my twin bed ♪
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♪ For power ♪
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(TV continuing)
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(whining)
♪ And like a swimming pool ♪
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Now you wanna
go on a walk?
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You're a wack-a-doodle.
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Come on.
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♪ It gets me wet and cool ♪
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Hey, I thought we were
going for a walk?
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What's going
on with you? Come on.
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Come on, man,
it's cold outside. Just do it.
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(barking)
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All right, All right,
All right, come on.
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Chase:
No kidding.
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Oh, that's a really good
retirement gift.
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Ah, jeeze, I wish
I could have been there.
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Oh, yeah.
Everything's good.
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You know,
the new place is nice.
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It's newly remodeled.
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I... just to be honest
with you,
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I don't have time to do
anything but work.
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Sure, yeah.
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Um, I--
I miss you, Tracy.
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♪ So in my stoner hour ♪
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♪ Oh, how I float ♪
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♪ Just wondering about her ♪
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(sniffles)
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(crying)
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(TV playing indistinctly)
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(crying continuing)
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(whimpers)
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(Gatsby whines)
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(Chase sobbing)
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(whines)
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Aww...
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(sniffling)
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(keys jangle)
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♪ ♪
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(door opens, closes)
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♪ Colder than the coast ♪
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♪ And I... ♪
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Beth:
Yoo-hoo!
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♪ To tend to the rows ♪
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♪ I close
the windows and doors ♪
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Beth:
What are these bubbles?
♪ But what can I say? ♪
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What is that, dude?
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♪ You shape me like clay ♪
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♪ I tumble right to you ♪
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Wow!
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Beautiful!
♪ They can't keep me away ♪
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Come on, guys.
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Holy shit.
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This is pretty...
pretty fucking cool, guys.
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Just wait.
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Did he see the part
where he gets--
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Shh!
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Just wait.
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Who's that?
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Oh!
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Oh, shit...
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Oh!
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Oh...
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No, no, no...
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That's horrible, man.
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Totally insane, right?
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Really horrible. Why would
anyone want to see that, man?
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We see it as having
an application towards empathy
training for prisoners,
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you know, to help them
relate to their victims.
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Yeah, well,
it's pretty intense.
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Just wait. We're doing
a simulation of what
it would be like
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in that Chilean mine
accident from 2010.
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Epic.
Yeah.
260
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,959
All right. Well, I won't ask
if you guys are making a porno.
261
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,500
Oh, we already
made the porno.
262
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,625
I'm in it.
263
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,667
All right, well...
264
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,708
you guys are following
your passion. That's good.
265
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,750
Thanks, man.
We like to call ourselves
266
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,458
"the Inventors
of the New Self."
267
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,834
Amen.
268
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,542
Cool.
269
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,500
I'm gonna go.
270
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,041
Have fun tonight.
271
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,291
(phone rings)
Yo. Don't tell anyone
what's going on down here.
272
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,000
Hey, Beth. Hold on.
I won't.
273
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,041
See you.
274
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,166
Hey, girl.
275
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,750
Beth:
Hey, dude, how you doing?
276
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,667
Yeah, man, I just
took a look at the future.
277
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,125
It's pretty
fucking terrifying.
278
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,000
If you are feeling
sad about the future,
279
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,166
I can make you feel
happy about the present
280
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:42,875
because I just met the most
amazing bubble man,
281
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,250
and he told me about
this crazy bubble show
282
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,041
that is going down
in Astoria Park at 4:30...
283
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,375
Astoria?
...and I think--
284
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,875
Yes, Astoria.
285
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,792
What, you find
the Pulaski Bridge
a little too strenuous?
286
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,000
I think you can handle it.
287
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,500
The Guy: No,
it's not that, really.
Listen.
288
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,834
Why don't you
just jump on your bike,
289
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,750
come to Queens,
we'll smoke,
290
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,959
and then we'll watch
the show together, huh?
291
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:04,917
Don't pretend
you don't love Queens.
292
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,375
The Guy:
Eh, it's not
my preferred borough.
293
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,583
Very boring
to shit on Queens.
294
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:13,417
♪ ♪
295
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,667
(knock on the door)
296
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,875
Who's here?
297
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,542
Who's here?
Who is it?
298
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,375
Let's check.
299
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,291
Okay, sit. Sit.
300
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,333
And stay.
Good boy.
301
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,250
Oh, my God!
302
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,583
Oh, my God.
303
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,083
Welcome to Queens!
304
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,208
You could be Dorothy
Michaels from "Tootsie"
with those glasses.
305
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,083
Huh. I was going
for sexy grandma,
but I'll take what I can get.
306
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,083
Tootsie is like, the best
Dustin Hoffman film, man.
307
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,500
Like, that's a compliment.
308
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,417
Hmm. Yeah-- Oh!
(barks)
309
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,542
Oh, whoa.
Hey...
310
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,875
He's just saying hello.
He's super friendly.
311
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,875
Aren't you?
This is Gatsby.
312
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,208
Hey, Gatsby.
Sorry about that.
313
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,667
What about the other
doggies, they good?
314
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:01,166
Oh, the doggies
were so good.
315
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,125
But you know what
was better than the doggies?
316
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,625
The bubble man.
Bubble man.
317
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,458
All right.
But before we do bubs,
318
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,875
where do you want
to do this?
319
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,166
In there.
320
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,000
You sure?
Oh, yeah.
321
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,208
All right. Sounds good.
322
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:16,500
In case you didn't notice,
it smells like shit in here.
323
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,667
I did notice.
324
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,083
It's like, do your
dishes, man. Just do 'em.
325
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,417
Or at least put them
in the fridge until
you're ready to do them.
326
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,208
I mean, that's what I do.
327
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,792
Yeah, that's
also an option.
Mm-hmm.
328
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,041
So you got me
on the clock for bubs.
329
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,208
It better be good, man.
330
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,542
Oh, shit. That's
a lot of expectation.
331
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,083
I don't want to build
him up too much.
332
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,291
It's kind of more
of a conceptual thing.
333
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,166
It's like,
here's this guy,
334
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,917
and he's just
invented this job
335
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:44,625
where he just goes out
makes bubbles,
336
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,000
makes people happy.
337
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,458
That's pretty cool, I guess.
338
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,417
And so I was thinking,
339
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,959
maybe I should learn
to do some bubs?
340
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,417
Yeah, bartender,
341
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,208
uh, mushrooms,
342
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,291
dog-walking,
343
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,125
bubs.
Yes, please.
344
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,625
Oh, my--
You got a, uh--
345
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,959
Oh, shit.
(barking)
346
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,625
Oh, damn, man. Dude.
Oh!
347
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,667
Hold this, hold this.
Oh, my God.
348
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,875
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know
what's got into you.
349
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,250
(in Australian accent)
That dingo better not
eat no baby.
350
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:13,291
That's not even funny.
That's, like, a real thing.
351
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,208
I didn't see the movie.
I just know the quote.
352
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,667
It's people's lives.
It's not a movie.
353
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,083
Okay, I'm gonna put this
maniac in the bedroom.
354
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:22,625
Do you want me to crack these
beers now or at the park?
355
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,375
You do what
feels right, stud.
356
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,083
Well...
357
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,333
(can pops)
358
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,625
(door closes)
359
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,125
Oh, I knew it!
360
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,041
Judas Priest!
361
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,834
Are you kidding me!
362
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,166
What, are you throwing
a party while I'm gone?
363
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,834
I...
(cans clatter)
364
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,208
I'm sure I don't
need to tell you this,
365
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:51,959
but what you did was just
totally unprofessional.
366
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:53,500
Absolutely.
367
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,375
I feel like I--
I used some really bad judgment.
368
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,375
Chase:
Yeah.
369
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,750
If you change
your mind, ever,
370
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,625
you have a beautiful dog,
371
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,417
and I--
Yeah, thanks.
372
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,291
Really, I just--
I think we're good here.
373
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:08,542
I'm sorry I let you down.
374
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:12,583
All right. I'll, uh...
I'll let them know that
you've turned in the keys.
375
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,250
(Gatsby whines)
376
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,834
I hate to do this, Gats,
but you forced my hand.
377
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,667
I don't have
any other choice.
378
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,583
Hey, I'll be back
soon, dude.
379
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,750
Hey, buddy.
380
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,875
Wanna go
for a walk? Huh?
381
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,708
Come on, let's go.
382
00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,041
No? All right.
Suit yourself, man.
383
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,875
Come on, Gats.
Let's go outside.
384
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,625
Come on.
385
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,792
Really?
386
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,792
You're coming outside.
Let's go. Come on.
(whines)
387
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,667
Hey, you got to take
a leak sometime, man.
388
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,291
Come on.
You're not leaking
in the house.
389
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,458
Let's go.
390
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,166
What's going on
with you, man?
391
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,834
You can take the boy
out of Indiana,
392
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,708
but it's tough to get there.
(woman laughs)
393
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:31,917
Oh, he's...
394
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,125
But, uh, yeah.
Then, you know,
395
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:39,125
the premium's low, and it's
got vision, dental, medical...
396
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,750
That sounds good.
...everything, you know.
397
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,458
♪ ♪
398
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,834
Gatsby!
399
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,000
Gatsby, come back!
400
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,500
Gatsby!
401
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:22,000
♪ ♪
402
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:47,166
Ah, yeah.
Good looking out, Gramps.
403
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:03,208
Oh, jackpot.
404
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,583
Chubby buddy, yeah.
405
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,542
Easy.
406
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,208
Easy.
407
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:46,041
Hey, thought I'd
cut out the middle man.
408
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,125
There you go.
All right.
409
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,417
Thanks, man.
410
00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,792
Who's this guy? Hey.
411
00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,458
Oh, this is Grandpa.
412
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,417
Hey, Grandpa.
I named him
after my Grandpa.
413
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,708
He looks like a grandpa.
414
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,959
There was a shit
on the seat and I couldn't go.
415
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:03,125
♪ ♪
416
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:19,291
♪ ♪
417
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,625
I still really,
really need to pee.
418
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,291
Okay, okay.
Let's find you a bathroom.
419
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,583
Have a fun day, guys.
420
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:26,708
Enjoy.
Yeah, thanks.
421
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,500
See ya, Grandpa.
422
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,291
Why didn't you just...
squat? Hover?
423
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:34,959
I can't hover over the shit.
I would get shit on me.
424
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:36,458
My legs are very small
425
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,834
and I would've got
shit on my thighs.
426
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,834
Another person's
shit on my thighs.
427
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,166
Hey, Gramps!
428
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,041
Hey, Gramps,
where you going?
429
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,333
Yeah.
430
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,500
Sit.
431
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,291
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
432
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,667
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
433
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,208
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
434
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,542
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
435
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,750
♪ Forever ♪
436
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,041
♪ Keep them dreams
burnin', baby ♪
437
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,542
♪ Keep them dreams
burnin' forever ♪
438
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:54,417
♪ Oh, dream, baby, dream ♪
439
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,041
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
440
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,542
♪ Forever ♪
441
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,208
♪ Oh, dream, baby, dream ♪
442
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,625
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
443
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:28,041
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
444
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,041
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
445
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,458
♪ Forever ♪
446
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,125
♪ ♪
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