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I don't know why you can't control yourself.

It's very, very frustrating.

I'm sorry. It just seems to happen.

You better do something quick.

Hey, up there. Can you hear me?

I'd give anything not to come so quick.

Oh, even he won't listen.

There's a chill in the air.

Hey, down there.

I give my soul to keep it up.

That can be arranged.

Who the hell are you?

Relax. Take it easy.

I'm called the Arranger.

Arranger, my ass. You said you'd give your soul not to come so quickly.

I can arrange.

Do it.

Not so fast.

Am I going to be perpetually turned on by this?

Absolutely. And he won't come too quickly?

For sure.

I personally guarantee it. Yes, yes, it's a deal.

Wait a minute.

My soul?

I can't fuck your soul.

Exactly what's involved in this deal.

It's simple.

It's just this.

You can eat it from a jar, rub it on, cook it in your food, have it as a

dessert, mix it in a glass of shee.

It'll always refill itself.

Put it on a steak.

Anything at all. Do it.

Take it. Make the deal. Now.

Is this some kind of shock?

How do I know this isn't some sort of trick?

Need I say more?

Come on, let's try it.

Look at that.

Yes, sir, it's a deal.

Come now, sir.

You heard the lady. It's a deal.

Thank God.

He had nothing to do with it.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, yes.

Oh, harder. Harder. Oh.

Mary.

Oh, it's so good.

More. Oh, more.

I can feel it. It's so big.

It's so big. All the way in.

Yes. Harder.

Harder. Oh, fuck me, baby. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Oh, yes.

Fuck me.

The cable car goes by and I go crazy.

Yeah, right.

I tell you, I want to turn some people on to this.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah, if that is your night, we'll party.

You know who to invite.

Okay,

I tell you what, I'll talk to you a little later, all right?

So...

I see you've got your hands up.

Oh,

baby.

What? Did you bang it on the desk? No, no, no. I just sprained my ankle or

something. I love the way you hum.

I like it. I really like it.

Someone's going to be here any minute. Oh, you birthed it on the desk. Can I

kiss it and make it better?

Oh, man.

God, this place is really getting to be a drag.

Talk to the lab today.

Assholes can't do anything right.

Anytime you want to talk to them, they lay all this artistic bullshit on you.

It's as if I didn't know what a good photograph was. Oh, my God.

Hey, partner, what's wrong with you? You don't look so well today.

That's what I've been saying.

These assholes around here, they just work at you damn hard.

You okay, man?

What's wrong with you? You're jumping all over the place.

Come on, let's go have lunch.

God, this office is driving me crazy.

Can't even smoke a joint in here, for Christ's sake. I can just imagine what

it'd be like if you wanted to get laid.

Major production on television.

Goddamn.

Hey, motherfuckers. Here's your commercial.

Eric, I'm busy now. Why don't you... What the hell's wrong with you? We're

supposed to go have lunch.

Look, I can't have lunch, all right? Give me a break. Get the fuck out of

Oh, fuck you, man.

Come on. It looked like you were about ready to come.

Hey, brother, you're too weird for me.

turned on.

You know, you've really improved.

It was fan -fucking -tastic.

An awful price for a soul.

I'm gonna have a hell of a party Saturday night.

And you're gonna come and come and come.

Great, I'll bring my sister.

Can she appreciate the levity of the situation to release the tension?

What? Is she a good fuck?

Backwards, sideways, and upside down.

Great position.

I really think you should try this one.

You have such a lovely figure.

Come, let's try it.

Hey, fuck you, man, huh?

Hey, now, look, I just got hung up a little bit this afternoon.

Yeah, sure you did. You know, I guess you know you're really a motherfucker.

Hey, look, I'll turn you on to something to make you smile from ear to ear.

Yeah, sure you will.

Hey, now, look, it's going to be a Saturday at my house, and everybody's

to be there. You know what that means.

You can try it out with me.

Yeah, okay.

Okay, I'll be there.

Get on a smiley boy, you know what I mean?

What about your sister?

Mom, my sister's on the line.

Take me.

You have such lovely breasts.

You really shouldn't conceal them.

They're not concealed now.

Ah.

How lovely.

Is that something new? I don't remember that.

You're so beautiful.

So soft.

Oh, he's so soft and beautiful.

Isn't that as sweet as I am?

Oh, you're so soft and sweet.

Touch me.

Oh,

you're so sweet.

You became like silk.

But you're still so turned on. I don't know what to do.

Even after the best head you've ever had in your life? Who said it was the best?

Who said it wasn't?

It was pretty good.

You have to watch your position in that firm there.

Don't get carried away.

You're going to lose yourself to the secretary.

What's this about the party?

Oh, I can't wait to get to that party.

I'm going to be fucking everything in sight.

Yeah, what makes you think so?

Right here.

You like that?

Yeah, maybe you will be.

I think I will.

Oh. Oh.

You have a nice cock, too.

Oh, you're the one that was telling me a few minutes ago it wasn't so good.

Oh, my God.

Ladies, what is it that you are doing here?

This is a place of business and not that kind of business.

Oh, why, Charles, this is one of my best customers. I shouldn't wonder.

And, you see, she has a particular problem. Why, um, we were trying on

some undies and...

Her little pussy is very bare of hair, and she needs something soft that won't

cut. You see, Mr.

Carlyle... Charles.

Well, you can see my problems.

I'm always interested in my customers' problems. How is it that that might help

you? I'm a little shy.

I've never exposed myself like this to anyone before.

Except my doctor.

Listen, sweetie, I've seen so many of those things, more than your doctor will

ever in his lifetime.

What about this? Lovely for spring, don't you think?

What about this? See the bone?

I can't see as I do. Here, let me try a couple of fingers.

Oh, I love it.

So nice with your hair.

Don't you think?

Oh, that feels better.

I have an idea.

Here, Charles. Stand up.

Come on. Wait a minute, ladies. Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

Don't be so stuffy, Charles. Robert.

Be cool.

Mother.

Robert. Wait a minute, ladies. I have an appointment that's coming up right now.

I'm thinking of walking you right now.

Oh, little dear.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Good heavens, ladies. What is it that you're doing to me?

Look.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Be very gentle.

Oh, no. Okay, hold, hold. Wait, no.

Oh, look at this hair. No, lady, I don't know.

Give me a kiss, little baby doll. See, I don't normally do this. Charlie. Oh,

look at this little thing.

I have her new experience.

Yes, indeed.

You better be quiet.

I have to tell you something about myself.

It wouldn't work if... No, I can't... You feel like a cocktail?

What were you driving? I'm trying to. You keep distracting me. I can't wait to

get you and your sister together.

Make a little sandwich.

With you in the middle?

Depends. I like to be on top of it, too.

You know, like the mayonnaise.

How long have you lived up here?

Charlie Sweet, I'm going to give you a rare treat.

I'm going to let you fuck me in the ass.

What do you think about that?

It's so hard to get it into my tight little asshole, though.

Isn't it nice?

Isn't that sweet?

It's a nice air.

Yes.

Taste your little pussy.

Yes.

Like that. Just like mom.

That's not so bad. It's almost just like a dickie, isn't it? It's a real little

one.

Charlie is good at

this.

He learns fast.

Oh, Charlie, I want to marry you. Will you marry me? Yeah, I'll try.

Oh, if Robert only saw you now, you'd be in a box.

Oh, God.

I love

you.

Look at what you've just done.

Look at that.

Oh, no. I'm going to marry you for sure. No, no, no, no.

No.

Oh.

Oh. This is terrible.

This is terrible.

How can I have done this?

How are you going to tell Robert?

I'm not going to tell Robert.

This is terrible. How can I have done this?

Bye -bye.

We love potions and we're celebrating the party.

Oh, wow.

I want you to come.

I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Here, darling.

Try this one.

I'd rather see something with flowers on it.

Oh, thank God for something normal.

Kate, we have company.

Do you want a drink?

Yeah, scotch and rocks, if you got it. Okay.

Hi, how are you doing?

Good. Ah, that's the kind of part of the penthouse, right?

Mm -hmm.

They have some fantastic letters in there.

Yeah, they do.

This one, this is about middle -aged women and younger men.

Sort of a nice change. You know, I don't know why the men always sit behind one.

Well, because the men write the books.

I just can't stop getting turned on.

You couldn't.

It's the vision.

I had this vision that I just... I couldn't stop fucking.

You know?

But tell me, how did both of you get turned on to each other?

That's an interesting question.

That was a while ago. I was 16, she was about 14.

I was dating them. I had this date with a guy. All he wanted to do was make it

with me.

He ended up coming out in his pants.

Then I walked into our house and I heard our parents.

They were really fucking away.

You know, the sound of bed springs.

Well,

I walked in our room and...

There she was. She's lying nude.

She's asleep.

Drenched in moonlight.

God, it was so beautiful.

And I got undressed.

Walked over.

She opened her eyes and we just looked at each other.

And we kissed.

It was very natural.

We got so excited.

We started loving each other.

And we suddenly came.

And we took a bath together.

And then we learned all the other delights.

You know, like tongues, things like that.

It was a really beautiful experience.

I like men, too. You know, most of them are a little macho.

I like making love with Bonnie.

It's like the best of all worlds.

Enemy.

Enemy.

Enemy. Enemy.

Enemy. Enemy.

Enemy.

I think it's the bone.

It was good.

I want to go back.

I want to go back. Back.

Thank you.

You're doing so well.

It's good.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Hmm. I wonder how we're going to use this so everyone gets some of it.

Put it in a drink.

I got it. Why don't you make a nice big dessert?

Ah, that's it.

I'll shape it like your cock. I'll make a super cock mold that everyone can eat.

Well, I tell you, if it affects everyone like it does me... Uh -oh.

I haven't been to a good party in ages. I'm ready. Hey, we can start the party

now. He's driving.

Yeah, why don't you come over here and suck my cock?

Uh -oh, you have to wait.

I have to wait? Oh, you fucking... God damn.

I think we're giving him a hard -on.

I don't know, yeah.

He's harder than a fucking rock.

All you two can do over there is... Jesus Christ.

Now, Ricky Hopper... I'm sure you realize the value of stakeout.

What did they teach you at the academy regarding this procedure?

What did you say, Rookie Hopper?

Sir, they didn't need to speak at the academy.

Well, they certainly did when I was there.

Continue. Yes, sir.

Say, Rookie Hopper, did you hear the joke about Herbert?

Oh, boy, that's his daddy.

Daddy, daddy, what's a pervert?

Father answers.

Shut up, son. Just keep sucking.

You didn't find that funny, did you, Officer Hopper?

Get up here, you.

Who wants to wait?

Keep it on the road. Get up here, you.

This guy doesn't know how to drive. I know that.

God.

God.

Goddamn. Shit.

Good enough for that later on tonight.

Jesus, you got to do it right now, right here. I'm trying to garden it.

Goddamn, you son of a bitch.

Jesus, what the fuck? Can't you drive, for crying out loud? I can drive the

You're going to be alone for crying out loud.

God, sit down.

Thanks for doing this driving like this.

He's about to kill you, bitch.

I know you got it, too. You can wait till he gets it.

I told you to cut it out.

Two, we have plenty.

Oh, I just thought.

You're the first to come.

Here you go.

It's Jane.

Why don't you go into the living room? I'll be with you in a minute.

Scotch, right?

Right.

Can I do anything to help?

Uh, no. I'm almost done.

Oh, what's this?

This is a special...

Oh, what I could do with a cock like that.

What do you think of our little creations?

Oh, I want it. I want it.

Oh, more people.

Ned Belmont?

Yes? I'm Andre.

We're here for the party.

Uh, yeah, of course.

Go ahead, then. All right.

Want to come in, too?

Live

music,

that's great.

Drink?

No, thanks.

Well, uh, that's some sort of table.

How's it work?

You'll see.

I have some magic in my hands.

Can you get a good, um, up tempo?

Hey, a drummer tonight?

Not that I don't think I do, but I prefer a drummer.

Great changing you.

Why don't we slip away and get a quickie in early?

Do you know that some people actually like to get the crap scared out of them,

especially when they're kids?

Why? I don't know. My sister did all this. I always wanted me to tell my

wolf thing in the story, you know, when I had the baby stuff.

What kind of stories did you tell?

You know, you've got to set the movie.

Oh,

yes, I do. You look nice with the sneaky tail.

Flash the light on and off, you know.

I've never slept in this room before.

Well, there's always a first time.

Oh, it's such a nice night.

Yeah, it's pretty, isn't it? Uh -huh.

It's a wonderful view here.

Oh, take it off.

Oh,

you look so good.

Did you see the shirt come off?

I mean, you couldn't have believed it, man.

Because this woman copped up the street chasing us.

She's got a gun.

Well, wait a minute in here. I think she's going to stick it up my ass.

She was

a real hockey puck if she was anything at all.

How are you doing? Good to see you.

run us over. I never thought we'd get to the party.

I know. We really did.

I always wanted to see this.

Where's Carlo? He's a child molester.

I don't know. Couldn't you envision that rainy night out, right?

Oh, come on, little girl.

Let's do some fun things with the squeeze parquet up at my place.

Legosi was a wretch, right?

Come, come to my castle.

I love biting people on the neck. It's going to be beautiful. Beautiful young

women. Beautiful always to, you know, the busty ones. Every now and then he

always, oh, yes, come into my castle. I want to suck your, uh, yes, yes, your

neck, neck, neck, yes.

I could do that.

Bart's a little confused. We knew what he wanted to fuck all along.

Hi, boss. Here I am for the party.

What did we get?

Oh, look at this. What do we have here?

You never wore this to the office.

Well.

Which way is it?

This.

Isn't it sweet?

Well,

who is the marvelous?

I think it's about time.

Okay.

We've made a very special delight for all of you.

I'll tell you something.

It's the best goddamn thing I ever ate.

Hey, give me some of that.

Everyone must eat some.

Author, author.

A toast.

Author, author.

A toast.

To the biggest cock in the world.

To the best cock in the world.

And here's the prototype.

I'm not really that hungry.

Knock yourself out there.

Good.

Delicious.

It caused me so good.

Suck it baby, suck it.

Oh, God.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

The clock's so good.

I've

never

fucked this much before in my whole life. I can't stop.

Hey, man, what are you doing?

Come on, you guys.

Jesus, I haven't even gotten to you yet.

If you can beat this party, it's going pretty good.

Good. Good.

Good.

Mark! Mark!

Oh, God.

You're welcome.

The clouds are so great.

We are all together.

I can't

move. I

can't

move.

I'll do it.

Stop!

Oh, Daddy!

Stop!

Oh, Daddy!

Don't!

No, you are dead. We are all one.

Come.

Come to me.

It is arranged.