Original subtitles

[cheerful music]

Hey, Alison, this is Candice, at the matchmaking service.

How are you doing?

Good, good to hear.

So we got in your survey for... your match,

and I have it in the system, it's calculating...

We should have the results in about 24 hours.

It's what's normal.

Umm-- Mm-hmm.

Yes, so I'll give you a call tomorrow,

and you can come in, and see, .you know, who you matched with

All right.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay, have a great day.

Bye.

[fingers tapping]

Ooh!

100% match!

That was fast.

Hmm.

That's crazy.

That never happens.

I wonder who she matched with.

I'm so curious. Let's see.

Oh, my goodness!

No way.

It cannot be me.

What?

[gasps]

I totally forgot I was even on here.

Oh, my God.

Well, she is kinda cute.

Hmm.

Should I call her now or should I wait?

Fuck, she's cute.

I'll call her now.

All right.

Hi, Alison.

Yeah, I know, I just talked to you like, a few minutes ago.

Your match is back already.

No, nothing's wrong.

Umm, it's actually great.

Can you come in today?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I'll be in the office all day.

Oh, you can come right now?

Perfect.

I'll be waiting.

All right, see you soon.

Huh.

[Candice] Thank you so much for coming in so quickly.

Of course.

Are you sure there's nothing wrong with my result?

Oh, absolutely not.

Quite the opposite.

You got a 100% match.

[gasps]

Seriously?

-Yes. -That's amazing.

-Who is it? -I would say it is.

This never happens.

[chuckles]

Well,

[clears throat]

It's me.

[chuckles]

I don't, I don't get it.

So, there was a mistake.

No, definitely not.

This system... it always works.

Never tells a lie, so...

yeah, it's me.

I totally forgot I was even in the system, but...

yeah.

I'm your 100% match.

So...

When are you free?

[chuckles]

I can't date one of my clients.

Do you have rules about dating clients?

Well...

not technically.

Well, technically...

because the system never lies,

and you found me my match,

I wouldn't be a client anymore.

I suppose that's true.

I mean, this is an unusual circumstance.

[chuckles]

Well, I did pay for the service, and...

I do really want to find my match.

I suppose that's true, too.

And, if you were in the system,

doesn't that mean you're looking for something too?

Well, who isn't?

[chuckles]

Can we just do one date?

See where it goes.

I guess I kind of want to see where this 100% match goes.

Me too.

You sure you're okay...

mixing business with pleasure?

I mean, it's not technically a rule, so...

Smart of you to not make that a rule.

[kissing and moaning]

Your lips feel so good.

[chuckles]

So do yours.

You know, I don't even wanna wait for the first date.

Do you think we could do a little more?

I mean, I guess no one else is in the office right now, so...

[chuckles]

Good.

[moaning softly]

[Alison] Let's see that beautiful body of yours I was checking out.

[Alison] I saw your photo online.

-Mmm! -Mm-hmm.

[kissing and moaning]

You are gorgeous.

[Candice] I guess I am.

[kissing continues]

I hesitated slightly...

about letting you know I was your match, but...

you're too cute, so...

Well, I'm glad you did.

[moans gently]

Oh, thank you.

I've been wearing those shoes all day.

[chuckles]

[moaning]

I love creative women.

[moaning gently]

[moaning gently]

Fuck!

[moaning gently]

Oh, my gosh.

Teasing me so good.

[moaning gently]

You know, they say lesbians move quick.

[laughs]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God, fuck.

That system even knows what pheromones I like, you taste perfect.

[chuckles]

Oh, your tongue feels perfect.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God! Yes! Yes!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my God! Fuck, yes!

You eat my pussy so good. Fuck!

Fuck!

[gasps]

[moaning]

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, fuck, yes, right there!

[gasps]

Oh, that's it!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, my God.

You work my clit so fucking good.

Oh, my God, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God! You're so pretty down there.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God, yes, yes!

Yes, rub it with your finger like that.

Fuck, that's it, that's it.

-Oh, my God. Yes, right there! Oh, fuck! -Just like that?

Oh, my God.

Fuck! Fuck.

Oh, God, I'm gonna make that pussy cum.

-Alison, right there, right there! -Right there?

Fuck!

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

You wanna taste your cum?

Yeah, let me taste it.

[kissing and moaning]

[spanks]

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Your nipples feel so good.

I guess I did say I like cute little brunettes.

[chuckles]

On my profile.

Love big nipples...

[chuckles]

Fuck! I want to see them.

It feels so good.

[moaning]

Let's get you out of this.

[chuckles]

[Candice] Yes, please.

[whispers] Fuck!

[moaning]

You're so gorgeous.

Making me work for it.

[chuckles]

[kissing]

[laughs]

Mmm, I'm just excited.

Fuck!

Oh, yeah!

[spanking and moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and panting]

Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, you went right for it, I fucking love that.

[moaning and panting]

Oh, my God!

[spanking]

Yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck, you have such a pretty pussy.

My clit is nice and so wet for you.

[moaning]

Fuck!

[whispers] Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

-I wanna feel your tongue on my pussy. -Stay right there, baby.

Yeah, right here?

Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah!

You're playing with your pussy down there?

It's so fucking hot.

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

-Yes, grind on my fucking tongue. -Yes!

Stick out your tongue, right there.

Fuck!

[mixed moaning]

Fuck! It feels so fucking good.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

I want you to make that pussy cum right into your mouth.

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, fuck. Yeah! -Mm-hmm.

-Yeah! -Mm-hmm.

Oh, God!

I'm so fucking close. Yes! Yeah!

[gasping]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[kissing]

Look at those tits I wanted to see so bad.

[chuckles]

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, they're so sensitive.

Oh, yes. I love that.

[moans]

You should get up on your desk.

-Yeah? -Oh, my God, it's really hot.

[chuckles]

It is very hot.

Fuck!

-Oh, fuck! -You have the nicest ass I've ever seen.

Oh, thank you.

[kissing and moaning]

Oh, my God!

Fuck, yes!

[gasps]

Oh, my God, you have a magic tongue.

-Yeah? -Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, your touch makes me shake so fucking much.

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Oh, my God!

Y-Yeah!

Oh, fuck, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my God, yes, yes. Use that pretty mouth.

Use that fucking pretty mouth, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yeah, shake your ass on my tongue.

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God!

Yes!

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yeah!

Oh, my God, fuck!

Oh, my God! Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

-Rub my clit. -Right there?

Yeah, right there, right there, right there.

[moaning loudly]

Oh, fuck!

[whispers] Oh, fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

I like seeing your pussy quiver onto my finger.

Oh, my God!

Fuck, yes, fuck, yes, fuck, yes, right there!

Right there, right there, right there.

[screams] Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my God, your pussy's so fucking wet.

[moaning]

Because you're fucking making me cum so much!

-Oh, my God! -It's so fucking good.

Fuck!

[chuckling]

Hi.

Hello.

[Candice] Oh, my God, you won't stop!

[Candice] I love this, keep going!

[laughs]

-I really don't wanna over-sensitize it, -Oh, fuck!

but if you like it...

No way. Oh, my God, fuck!

[moaning]

[whispers] Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, shit!

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

Oh, my God, baby.

Fuck!

Let me return the favour.

Mmm, please.

[moaning]

Oh, fu--

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Yes!

-Oh, that feels so good. -Fuck!

[moaning gently]

Oh, fuck!

-Yeah! -Uh-huh?

[moaning]

[whispers] Spread it.

Fuck yes, give it to me

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God. That's so good.

[moans]

Oh, shit!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Everything you do feels so good.

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck, right there. Yeah!

Yeah!

Fuck, right there.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my God!

[kissing and moaning]

You're so sexy.

You're sexy.

[chuckles]

-I wanna watch you play with your clit. -Yeah?

Yeah?

Oh, fuck!

[moaning softly]

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Yes.

[mixed moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[mixed moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Your eyes are so fucking pretty.

Is that pussy any extra wet for me?

-Hmm, it's so wet. -You want me to taste it again?

-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm?

Oh, fuck!

I think you should get a turn to lay on your desk.

Yeah?

It's only fitting, it is your office.

How do you want me?

Just... relax.

The way you wanna be.

Oh, my gosh.

Fuck!

Oh, my God, fuck!

[moaning]

You are spoiling me with your fucking mouth.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck!

Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Fuck!

[moaning]

I like the faces you make when I lick you.

[chuckles]

I can't help it.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!

[moaning intensely]

[whimpers] Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, keep that mouth over-- Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yes! Keep going.

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

That's it, that's it, that's it.

[moaning]

[whimpers]

Oh, fuck!

[squealing]

Oh, yeah! Fuck!

[whimpering, moaning]

[muffled] Oh, my God!

[moaning and panting]

Watch your pretty little head.

Oh, yes!

Mm-hmm.

-Fuck! -Oh, yes!

[chuckles]

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

-Fuck! -Oh, yeah!

-Right there. -Yes, rub that pussy on me.

-Fuck, yes. Yes! -Want me to cum all over your pussy?

Oh, my God!

[moaning]

[Alison] Oh, fuck!

[Candice] Oh, my God! Bounce that pussy on me. Fuck!

[moaning]

[Candice] Oh, shit!

Yes, don't stop, baby. Don't stop, baby.

[moaning]

Oh, my God!

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, God, that's so fucking good.

[screams]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

[Candice] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

-[Alison] Oh, I wanna cum with you. -Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

-Yes, cum on my fucking pussy. -Oh, fuck!

Cum on my fucking pussy. Yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

-Fuck, yes! -Yeah! Yeah!

[screams]

[both moaning loudly]

Oh, my God! Come put that pussy on my mouth, please!

[Candice] I want that pussy on my mouth.

[Alison] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Fuck!

[mixed moaning]

[chuckles]

I'm making a mess of your office.

-Just be careful with my computer. -Okay.

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[spanking]

[Alison] Oh, I hear you play with that fucking clit, it's so fucking hot.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes, yeah, yeah!

[moaning]

[muffled] Oh, fuck!

[both moaning]

Oh, God! Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yeah!

[whimpering and moaning]

[groans]

[spanking]

[heavy breathing]

[chuckles]

Fuck!

You guys must have some pretty good software.

[chuckles]

Fuck, yeah!

Do you wanna move in today?

[laughs]

I mean, we are a 100% match.

Let's give it an actual first date, though.

Okay,

[laughs]

[kissing and moaning]

[music]