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Love when we come together for family
time.
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I know we'll always weather the hardest
time.
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So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to
try
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my family's pie.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, David.
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What's up?
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Any chance you guys know who left me
these?
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No, what are they? No, what are these?
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They're cards from Secret Admirer.
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Oh, Secret Admirer. Interesting.
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Yeah, and apparently they really like
me.
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Oh, really? That's so sweet. Yeah.
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So, are you sure one of your friends
didn't leave me this or something?
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No.
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I'm going to go try to figure out who
left me these cards.
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Well, goodbye.
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Thanks. We'll find out.
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Hopefully.
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Bye, Damon.
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Do you guys know who left you those
cards?
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Well, okay. I may have left him a card.
You did? Yes, I did.
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And it's because, look, I know I'm only
like that cousin, but...
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I saw that he was feeling really down
because his girlfriend broke up with him
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and I wanted to make him feel better.
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Okay.
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So, what did you do?
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Well, I went into his room and I dropped
the card off really sneaky on his
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pillow and then I, you know, I gave him
a little striptease.
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I mean, I'm just his step -cousin, so
it's cool.
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Hey, Damon.
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Oh.
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What's up, Jane?
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Not much is up with me. What's going on
with you?
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Just hanging out.
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Well, I wanted to know if I could get
your opinion on something.
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Okay, sure, on what?
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Whoa, Jane, what are you doing?
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Jane, what the... Come on, you can't see
anything.
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What do you mean I can't? I see a lot of
things right now.
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Well, I just wanted to know what you
think of this.
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lingerie for Valentine's Day and if it's
festive enough.
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Yeah, it looks great.
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Well, I want to know if you think my
boyfriend will like it.
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Yeah,
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I'm sure he'll love it.
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Yeah.
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Here, take that.
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That's all I wanted to know.
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Thanks, Damon.
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Sure.
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I think it's true to love, so mission
accomplished.
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I think he really liked it. My question
for you, did you guys leave cards?
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Okay, I did.
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Yeah, you did.
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I did. I mean, he was downstairs all by
himself.
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Oh, just being so much banana bread that
Mom made.
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You look a little stressed out. Are you
okay?
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I'm a little bit out of shape from this
breakup, and Valentine's Day is right
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around the corner.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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I offered to give him a back massage.
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Oh, you offered to give him a back
massage, and then what happened?
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Are you sure there isn't anything I
could do for you?
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Yeah, I'll be okay. I think so.
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Really? I mean, I could give you a
massage.
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No, I don't need a massage. I'll be
okay.
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Come on. I need to practice for school,
and you're really stressed out.
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Wouldn't it be kind of weird if you had
a towel, though?
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You can't even see anything. I'm
completely covered.
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What? Your towel.
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Dude, it's fine.
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Close your eyes. No, no, it's not fine.
Can you put it back on?
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Just close your eyes and relax. Enjoy
it.
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I can't enjoy this.
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Are you going to put your towel on?
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Okay, so I may have been naked while
using hands on my socks.
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Yeah. But he really enjoyed it.
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And that's it. He left right after.
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Wow. Well, there was three cards, and we
both sent one, so...
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Okay, fine.
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So I may have left him the card.
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Well, I stuck up to his room, and I put
the
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card into his drawer. Okay. And then...
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He had a bunch of little flower petals
and I threw them all over his bed
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and covered myself in them.
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Mackenzie, what the fuck are you doing?
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Damon, I heard about your breakup. I
just wanted to help.
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Help with what?
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I thought I could make you feel loved.
Just make sure you knew, you know?
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No, this isn't how you do it. This is
completely wrong.
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Mackenzie, get out of here. Go!
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Oh my god, I'm sorry, Damon. Geez.
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Thank you. And then I just laid there
waiting for him.
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I think he left.
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Oh, okay.
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Did you figure out who's sending you
those cards?
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Yeah. No, I couldn't find out who's
sending the cards.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, it's unfortunate because I had
this whole thing planned out. I was
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to take them shopping and go on a picnic
and then we could go see a movie
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afterwards. And I was going to fuck them
at the end, but I can't figure out who
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did it.
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Really?
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I'll be right back.
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Hi,
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Damon.
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What is this?
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Ron, you don't like our lingerie?
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You don't like it?
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It's cute.
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Well, we just wanted to know whose card
you liked the best.
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Wait, you know who sent the card?
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Obviously. I mean, maybe. We just want
to know which one you like the best. It
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shouldn't be that hard.
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Yeah.
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Did you like mine the best?
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I mean... Hold on. You caught us. We
said you caught us.
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I bet you liked mine the best, right?
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No, it was mine. It was mine.
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We just wanted to make you feel better
and mission accomplished, I think.
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They were pretty nice.
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And we liked what you said you were
going to do to the girl who gave you the
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cards. You're going to fuck her?
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Uh -huh.
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We were really excited about it.
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And we think it's only fair that because
all three of us sent you cards,
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you need to fuck all three of us.
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Which card did you like the best?
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I think it was mine.
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They were all really nice.
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Yeah, but you have to pick one.
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One of ours has to be the best.
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Come on.
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I think I ruined mine the best, didn't
you?
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I'm
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gonna
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show you who had the best card.
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Just like that.
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Yeah.
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Please.
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It's like this fucking cock.
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You want to fucking win in this family?
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It's like this fucking cock.
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Yum.
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She really wants to eat that cock. Wow.
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Oh, she gets it so deep. I don't think
you can get
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it that deep.
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Oh, she can.
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Fuck, it's getting so fucking wet.
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You really love those
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parts.
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Such good little cocksuckers.
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Get your fucking head down on that
fucking dick and gag on it. Gag on
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it.
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Yes.
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But that doesn't mean he liked your card
the best. Doesn't mean he didn't like
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your card either.
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Doesn't mean he liked yours the best.
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Yes. Get the balls. Don't forget to get
the balls.
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Wow. Yes.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Good.
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I'm watching you get butt in your mouth.
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I'm
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just
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going to all do it at the same time.
Fucking get in there.
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I think it's time for you to fuck us
like you said you would.
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In fact, I think it's time for you to
fuck
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me first.
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Because I have the best fucking card.
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No, I have the best fucking car. God.
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You know what?
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I'm just going to go to my fucking car.
No. I know.
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Grab my fucking way. Stop it.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Uh huh.
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Uh huh.
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My turn.
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And that would signal your turn.
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That's it, that's it, that's it, that's
it, that's it.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, wow.
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So we all get to get fucked.
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Especially you little adopted sister.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my
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god.
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Yes, yes, yes
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Thank you.
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Or maybe he gets to choose.
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Oh. Or maybe she gets to choose.
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She gets to choose.
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Don't worry, Mac. You're next.
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You're second.
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You're second. You're second.
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You're second.
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You're second. You're second.
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You're second.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, look at all that fucking bit and
drool.
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Just like that.
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Oh my God. Holy mother of shit.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, fuck
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yes.
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I feel so good. Fuck yes. Oh, fuck.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh shit.
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Holy fucking shit.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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You have to be right there.
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give her what she's always wanted
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god.
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I feel so very inside of me.
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Don't use her.
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She wants you to fuck the shit out of
her.
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So do it. Get the shit out of her.
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Don't stop.
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Oh my god.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Oh my god.
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You look so good.
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Ready for that cause.
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She is not just flat.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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shit out of her.
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you.
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You want to come?
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Have you gone to Valentine's Day?
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