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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:29,980 This is the end of the video, 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:29,995 I hope you enjoyed it. 3 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:32,280 A play that will alter Earth's fate forever. 4 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,240 Relax, stretchy McBraniac. 5 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,560 This is a Tuesday for me. 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,925 Well, a Tuesday with more celestial genocide and fewer tacos, 7 00:00:42,925 --> 00:00:44,320 but you get the chest. 8 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:51,020 Is there a health plan for getting digested by a cosmic uterus? 9 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:56,900 If by digested you mean subatomic dispersal by primordial forces, 10 00:00:56,900 --> 00:01:00,580 then no, there is no plan. 11 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:01,620 Now focus. 12 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:06,040 Initiate ejection sequence in three, 13 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,900 two, one... 14 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:09,940 Wait! 15 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:10,655 Wait! 16 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,355 What is all this crap? 17 00:01:12,355 --> 00:01:14,625 Galactica's cosmic c**t. 18 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:18,595 Have these NSFW artists really run out of crazy ideas? 19 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:20,040 You know what? 20 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,770 The audience doesn't want this much plot. 21 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:25,265 They came for the sex! 22 00:01:25,265 --> 00:01:28,925 And now for my favorite part. 23 00:01:28,925 --> 00:01:33,335 Oh crap, this damn artist really doesn't do food. 24 00:01:33,335 --> 00:01:35,465 You seek a challenge? 25 00:01:35,465 --> 00:01:37,500 Behold, my champions! 26 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:43,020 Jimmy Draca! 27 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,600 What? 28 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,945 Running out of jokes already? 29 00:01:48,945 --> 00:01:50,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 30 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:53,340 Save the dominatrix energy for rule 34 forums! 31 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:57,340 Or Patreon's banhammer will make Thanos' snap look like a genital patch! 32 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:02,230 Silence, Pats. 33 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,770 Mommy's busy. 34 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:04,800 You know what? 35 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,935 Yeah! 36 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:07,460 Screw the guidelines, 37 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,095 this! 38 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,780 This is performance time! 39 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,620 Not that I want this to stop, 40 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,585 but I never gave you my safe word. 41 00:02:16,585 --> 00:02:18,370 I like to play smart. 42 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:22,800 Not like those guys who ask for the password under their damn password! 43 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:29,255 Oh, damn, Squirrel Girl! 44 00:02:29,255 --> 00:02:31,100 If you keep bouncing like that, 45 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:35,125 I'm gonna nut harder than a squirrel in a peanut factory! 46 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:39,120 Tiffy Dose says I have unlimited stamina when I'm having fun. 47 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,620 And this is so much fun! 48 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,600 My turn. 49 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,400 This is how a goddess plays. 50 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:57,745 Ooh! 51 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:01,040 Oh, copy-paste never looks so good. 52 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,340 Luna? 53 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:07,320 Silak? 54 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,305 Magic! 55 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:11,665 Look, Shady's really flexing that voice actor budget, 56 00:03:11,665 --> 00:03:12,060 huh? 57 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:15,180 At this rate, even Doomsday's gonna look like an indie flick. 58 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,300 Capros to save the world? 59 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:24,900 I'm reasoned to save the moon. 60 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,720 We're almost the same. 61 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,940 They say hell is hot. 62 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:32,445 They won't get it. 63 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:36,335 My pelvic region is hosting its own climate change conference. 64 00:03:36,335 --> 00:03:37,880 Oh, come on. 65 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,815 Can you not shut up for one minute and just push in silence? 66 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:47,360 She says push like I'm not currently rewriting the laws of physics with my hips. 67 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,025 Rewriting the laws of physics with your hips? 68 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:53,570 I'm intrigued. 69 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:57,020 I think you ladies are seriously abusing my healing factor. 70 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,700 Like, this is work or exploitation at this point. 71 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:05,120 And that is. 72 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,940 Let's put that down to work. 73 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,070 Ready girls? 74 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:21,240 Keep up the momentum. 75 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,590 Whoa, wow. 76 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:25,365 We're doing a John Wick poster? 77 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,900 Putt with pussies? 78 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,470 You know what, Beblin? 79 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:29,500 This is hard. 80 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,200 This is cinema! 81 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,710 Wait, call it right there. 82 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:36,420 Let the viewers grab that screech shot for the memes. 83 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,080 Okay, carry on. 84 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,910 Note to self, next time you threaten a cosmic entity, 85 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:56,360 do some dynamic stretching first. 86 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,040 Oh, this is going to leave a mark worse than a unicorn incident. 87 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,220 Wait, speaking of unicorns, 88 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,720 still no other tales here but mine. 89 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,660 Get a clue, Elux Randy. 90 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,770 The people want some damn BL. 91 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:11,780 Is it that hard? 92 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,120 I've been prepping for this with anal cream for weeks. 93 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,680 I'm more ready than a Thanksgiving turkey. 94 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:24,360 Oh, hey, you in the back. 95 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,360 Yeah, the one lurking on that special forum for fappers with no GF. 96 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,440 Watching this leaked animation for free, 97 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:30,950 huh? 98 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:32,625 Don't be a cheapskate. 99 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,160 You know how much work this takes. 100 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,045 Look, lovebug voices, 101 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,645 voice actors, sound effects, 102 00:05:38,645 --> 00:05:39,760 look at these credits, 103 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,200 endless lists. 104 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,390 Oh, and you want it for free? 105 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:44,620 Don't screw with me. 106 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,720 Subscribe to the Patreon. 107 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,600 Wait, let me put the banner up. 108 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,300 Yeah! 109 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,420 There you go. 110 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,355 You know the deal. 111 00:05:53,355 --> 00:05:55,670 Patreon or subscribe star, 112 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:57,145 you horny bitches. 113 00:05:57,145 --> 00:05:59,050 No excuses, alright? 114 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:01,625 My chibi chaga fun isn't going to fill itself. 115 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:05,020 I cannot believe you won't shut up even during the credits. 7813

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